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GameThread: Happy Jake Arrieta Day!

I normally try not to gush over baseball players (except in the comments, where all bets are off), but Jake Arrieta is hot, y'all.


W L ERA GS IP H R ER HR BB SO HBP ERA+ WHIP H/9 HR/9 BB/9 SO/9 SO/BB
2010 - A.J. Burnett
6 3 3.72 12 77.1 75 38 32 7 28 55 6 110 1.332 8.7 0.8 3.3 6.4 1.96


Year W L ERA GS IP H R ER HR BB SO HBP WHIP H/9 HR/9 BB/9 SO/9 SO/BB
2010 - Jake Arrieta (AAA)
6 2 1.85 11 73.0 48 18 15 3 34 64 2 1.123 5.9 0.4 4.2 7.9 1.88




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I wanted to go to his debut, but alas I can't.

I’ll try to see Josh Bell, assuming he comes up this year.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

The Orioles game is the only thing I can do today that isn't working.

I work at a library all afternoon and evening, and then I’ll be doing freelance translation from 8 pm. to, like 4 a.m. So listening to this game is it.

No pressure, Jake!

Weird that Marcus Thames is in the lineup. I thought he could only hit lefties.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

don't suck kid

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so pumped

I think he’s our best pitching prospect, but I feel bad that his first start is against the Yankees. Tough beginning.

by Pack Man on Jun 10, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

and i've got to say, i'm fine with him starting against the yanks

I’m going to predict 5.2 innings, 2 ER.

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, pretty close

6.0 IP, 3 ER

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice movement on that pitch

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Good start

Lot of balls thrown so far, but he got it done

by Pack Man on Jun 10, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks ok

must have caught the pad or he’d be in a lot of pain

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done Wiggy

a stunning display of competence

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad luck again on the "dead ball" strike out, hit batsman.

At least and RBI. Thanks Cory and Wiggs

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaaand we're on the board

which is unusual given our recent encounters with burnett

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Luke.

Get hot

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GIRARDI

“I don’t think he’s doing it on purpose, but he hits a lot of people," said Girardi. "That’s frustrating for us. We know he’s going to pitch inside and I don’t have a problem pitching inside. What do you expect, me to be happy that our guys are getting plunked? I’m frustrated by it. I wish he had better command in there.”

by brek on Jun 10, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

about time

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Go O's

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

you need to take more joy in the little things. as in a 2-run lead in the first inning

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

aj coming alive

knew the slump couldnt last forever

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

sophomore slumps do happen for whatever reason

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jun 10, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically

Matusz’s sophmore year is next season

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

We just need to find out who AJ's best friend on the team is

and then trade him. Then he’ll start hitting .380 too

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a joke?

if so, i don’t get it.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robinson Cano and Melky Cabrera were really close

There was a rumor going around at the beginning of the year that Cano is doing so well is because they got rid of Cabrera. The two of them would screw around all the time when they were supposed to be practicing, but now Cano is much more focused.

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope this continues

So refreshing to see “runs scored” on gameday

by Pack Man on Jun 10, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Matt

making me so sad this season

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Just joining in.

Excited to watch Arrieta pitch. Not only for the pitching, of course. He’s quite easy on the eyes. ;)

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jun 10, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

ooooohhhhh

bikini 101

Bring back Andino.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jun 10, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

We got runs on the board for the new guy! Alright.

Nick and Wieters looked pretty bad, but hey. At least we got a couple.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jun 10, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

A-Rod's scared of retaliation

Have fun in the locker room douchebag

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL +1

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-ROD is hurt

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

by Philly O's on Jun 10, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So basically,

Cano is to Orioles as Scott is to Tigers?

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jun 10, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Not exactly

Cano can hit other teams too

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cano is legit this season

He and Swisher own the O’s

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Jake is in the mid 90's and up.

I like the volocity. I hope the movement is there.

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Niceeee.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jun 10, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pitch Jake

make sure someone saves that ball

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, sucks.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jun 10, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

What a start to tell your kids about

First batter and out? Jeter. First hit given up? Cano. First K? Posada. Still like the no hitting gloves Posada and Gurerro sports

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

20 years from now it could be.

I enjoy listening to Brooks and Palmer talk about first hitters faced and stuff like that.

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

he was referring to the fact that a run scored.

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. I realized it after I commented.

I will now shut up and watch the game.

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice inning, very nice.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jun 10, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Burnett's been wild...

…so what do we do?

Give him an eight pitch inning, of course, where every single Oriole swung at the first pitch.

Fuck these shitheads.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jun 10, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't care - I'll take line drives all day long.

Taking the first pitch when it’s a ball that can be crushed is not smart. You only get one or two pitches to hit each AB.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebody catch me up - how does Jake look?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Throwing gas?

on the blackberry it seemed like he was 95-96

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

More consistently 93-94, hit 95 a few times and 96 once

Was pretty wild in the first; did much better in the second finding the corners of the zone but of course was punished by cano and granderson for it.

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're seeing Pelfrey on Sunday?

Looks like Millwood’s loss drought will continue.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not good.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

come on jake, you can't be walking chad fucking moeller

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

trivia- giambi, he did it twice

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

how the fuck did we let moeller score

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

from 1st fucking base

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shitty pair of throws right there. Jesus.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jun 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

just joining

whats happened here?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

kickass 3 hour Copa del Mundo

preview on ESPN weeeee

hi gang : )

"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur

by Orange N Blue on Jun 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

been running for 54 minutes

so 2 hours plus still left : )

"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur

by Orange N Blue on Jun 10, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk comes around to score

We just arn’t good enough.

We are on track to break the 62 Mets record as the worst team ever.

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

there goes my prediction

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

lolly gagging tejeda

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on Jun 10, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Here comes the bad defense

These “pros” just don’t match up

We are on track to break the 62 Mets record as the worst team ever.

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

What was waaay to close Miggi.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened this time?

no tv so i cant watch

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tex popped one up to left

Tejada was chasing and gave up on it. Bounced, probably a couple inches foul but the ump called it fair and suddenly Tex had a double.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jun 10, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

motherfucker

dfa him

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

other way around

it looked like it got chalk, but the ump called it foul

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job Jake,

not much else you could have done there

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

next time don't walk chad fucking moeller

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, i forgot about that

defense let him down a little though

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh definitely

but he should get used to that part…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

Carlos Pena is crushing the ball the last week. Glad we don’t play them for a while.

by PBR me ASAP! on Jun 10, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

there was a triple

play in the Mets game

"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur

by Orange N Blue on Jun 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

fyi

: )

"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur

by Orange N Blue on Jun 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?!

wat is the worst 162 game record ever?

haha our pathetic band of beloved Birds

"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur

by Orange N Blue on Jun 10, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Adam Dunn

is en fuego too.. just jacked another.. off Zack Duke, tho.. so pretty standard

"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur

by Orange N Blue on Jun 10, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah thanks Carlos

I’ve had him in SL all year and finally benched him on Saturday for Smoak. That .143 avg was killing me once his power wasn’t there…

by GeoffreyA on Jun 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

did his douche necklace just break?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That'd be great if it did.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang

panera bread sandwiches have gotten wicked small

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This why I only get their bagels now.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

needed the wifi and hadnt eaten dinner yet so i figured i'd stop

11 dollars and a sandwich later…i’m still hungry

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

A sandwich cost 11 bucks???

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got a drink and a coffee too

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The electric company is turning my power off from 10:30 to 3:00 to do upgrades. I work from home, so I’ll be at the Panera trying to eat enough to use their wifi but not enough to bankrupt me.

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

good luck

i struggled with that one. just got another bagel, but the cute girl on coffee duty gave me a refill for free :-)

my total is up to 12 bucks. and i’m still hungry

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

espn game cast

but mostly just this thread

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont have an mlb.tv account btw

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

want my mlb login?

I’m home in baltimore and can actually watch it on tv

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wont it be blacked out?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

mac7jb@virginia.edu

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

charlottesville, va

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i just sent it

give it a shot and see if its not blacked out, try not to do anything to get my account suspended

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

gracias

i’ll do my best

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last time I was there I lucked out. i asked for an ice cappuccino, which technically I guess they didn’t officially have. So they whipped me up some experimental iced cappuccino beverage and didn’t charge me.

But it’s probably going to be an expensive day, since I’ll probably have coffee and a bagel when I get there, and then lunch too.

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha good luck keeping that under 20 bucks

i mean…you can go cheap here, but it wont fill you up. i’m only 165lbs and i’m not remotely full after a sandwich, a bagel, 3 cups of coffee and a frozen lemonade

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good inning dbags.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Markakis is having trouble

I wonder if it is the lighting?

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

well he better figure it out

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we release B2B then?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes please

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moore? Well that's kind of yet to be determined.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes better than b2b

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

im convinced he is

solid D, ability to BB and occasional power

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done, Mr. Moore.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Arrieta has a great pitchers build.

Much better than Tillman or Matusz.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he's older than both of them

and much older than tillman. Tillman and Matusz are both taller I think, and they could fill out, although probably not as much as Arrieta is

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehhhhh

He’s 1 year older than Matusz and 2 years older than Tillman. Not that big of a deal as far as filling out goes.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arrieta 6’4", 225 lbs
Tillman 6’5", 200 lbs and 2 years younger

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Tillman is one inch taller than him and 25 lbs (at least) lighter.

Matusz is the same height and 35 lbs lighter.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i looked up matusz and your probably right about him

but i think tillman will still fill out, and 25 lbs is really nothing for a 21 yr old

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

25 good lbs? That's an absolute shitload.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way, for a 21 yr old?

who’s rail-thin? im not saying he’s gonna be as big as jake, but he could add 15-20 easy

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's REALLY hard to put on muscle.

Without help of course.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it sounds like he should get help then

Oh…

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

HGH

still no testing

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

i was going to respond, well it shouldnt be too difficult for him to get help. and then i went ohhhhh.

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehh

He’s a bit heavier than them but they are younger than he is so take that for what you will.

by GeoffreyA on Jun 10, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

its hard to tell who is who from these game threads when we play the yankees

we call everybody fuckface

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit the fuck down.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to swing at ball 4 matty. Thanks.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know how I do this to myself every night.

I convince myself we might actually win. We scored two runs in the first and I thought we might actually score more. Silly me.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jun 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

so naive.

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attaboy Jake!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow that slider is pretty dirty huh?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

So Stacey just texted me...

Some guy behind them seriously said “Man, I was hoping to see Guthrie tonight”. And he’s an Orioles “fan”. Wow.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he's a mormon?

Or a moron?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's exactly what I was thinking

She says the girl he’s with seems like the real fan in the relationship. That’s gotta be rough…

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I see those couples every once in a while.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i need to date her then

i always seem to date girls who dont much care for sports

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm conflicted on this issue

Sometimes i think its a nice thing to have outside the relationship

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

to me

sports seems like a good way to connect. plus shes WAYYYYY more receptive to my constant sports watching if she actually enjoys it as well

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My gf knows her stuff

She’s no obsessive like me, but it’s pretty awesome to have a mutual interest. Alot of our vacations involve seeing the local sports teams. It’s a great thing.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of my good friends lives with a gay guy and she's totally the man in that relationship

I’ve been over their hose to watch football and seen her yell at him to stop talking while the games on and get her a beer while he’s up. its hilarious.

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

She sounds awesome

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Generally yeah

tries a little too hard to be one of the guys sometimes.

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

she sounds amazing! how old?

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not too old

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

she cute?

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cute enough

Huge eagles fan though, you’d never be able to coexist lol

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

she sounds beastly and horrible

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably throws batteries at santa claus

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you fucking guys don’t fucking shut the fuck up about Eagles fans, I’m going to fucking set your fucking cars on fire.

(This is fake anger…I hope that’s obvious)

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

just don’t puke on my kids man!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I was just gonna say something about not puking on me. Perhaps i’ll go with “don’t taze me, bro!”…

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll buy your 3 year old kids a beer just to show there’s no hard feelings.

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet

Maybe they can get huge beer bellies by age 12 so they can be in twisted’s next avatar!

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

truth!

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can live with it

daniel fucking snyder has tried oh-so-hard to destroy my redskins fandom

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys could bitch about McNabb together!

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to think Donovan knows better than to recommend that, despite all the “we’re friends again” crap they’re both saying.

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

see?

match made in heaven. plus i’d like to give him back to the eagles. so maybe its a common ground :-)

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I was wrong

Later he was telling these two girls his life story and I couldn’t help but overhear the entire thing. Turns out his wife is a Yankees fan and he’s an Orioles fan but they live in Harrisburg, PA so he also likes the Phillies. I’m not sure what the relation of the girl Orioles fan was to him. Also he was collecting those empty miller lite bottles that have the Oriole bird on them and when we stood up with two outs in the ninth inning he told us to please sit down so he can see, and the guy next to us was like “you stand up, there are two outs in the ninth” and he was all “then the people behind me won’t be able to see.” So he was a giant weirdo moron.

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by Stacey on Jun 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

this team is ridiculous

how are we 1-10 against these guys?

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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

We can’t even fucking do a promotion right.

by The Fat Bird on Jun 10, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

douchebag

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah his slider looks real good

and his fastball command seems like it could be really good – he’s just missing that outside corner on a lot of these. If he can sharpen that up I can see big things.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

could be nerves too

major league debut on essentially a road game against MFY would be enough to shake me up

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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

True although with his control issues I sort of doubt it. He seems very composed.

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing that hasnt looked good tonight is his curve

it was floating in the first couple innings, but he hasnt thrown it recently. the slider has been filthy and the fastball command has looked pretty good like you said

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh he has a curve too?

I don’t think he’s thrown any since I’ve been watching – his fastball and slider look great and his change up looks solid.

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he's got a curve that he couldnt get on top of

it was floating in there chest high during the first inning or 2. He was smart enough to go away from it when it wasnt working though

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a little on the side in general right now it looks like.

Weird that he’s able to get good sharp downward movement on his slider from that arm angle.

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dirty!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

If that's your cup of tea...

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahah

good one

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this guy

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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like i should've gone

bummer

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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Great to see this Kid do well

If these hitters could give these pitchers we have ANY kind of run support the momentum would swing and we could win some of these close games

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, Scott Moore can stay!

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Can B2B get the fuck gone then???

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn right.

And he can let the door hit his ass on the way out.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET THE FUCK OUT!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeeeeeeeah.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Jack!!!!

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

scott moore???????????

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

How do you like it!?

MOORE MOORE MOORE!

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

MOAR!

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yardskie

errrr

"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur

by Orange N Blue on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

moar moore?

less b2b

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah CP that should have been a HR too

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

.

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

no thanks

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. My.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we can't trade Miggy we DH him for the rest of the year.

After allstar break bring up Bell and see what he can do.

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's see if he keeps hitting lefties for the next month

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

even if he never hits lefties,

the way he mashes righties deserves a ML spot. maybe you just have to platoon him for a while

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I’m much more worried about his fielding. I saw him play third in the Arizona Fall League. It wasn’t pretty.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Platooning him at this age is a complete waste

Unless we find out he never will hit lefties at all (including trying to do so without switch hitting) there’s no way I want him platooning. I’d like to give him every chance to be a full time player. If that means we dont see him this year, so be it.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont disagree with that either,

but i dont think that his not being able to hit lefties should be the only thing keeping him in the minors

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is normally solid

Maybe the baby kept them up last night.

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by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he is done

Good positve 5 innings. Let it be

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by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay. I suck

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by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, he's rolling right now

First sign of trouble though and he’s probably done

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh there's the curve!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah fucking dinker.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit, good pitches Jake

There probably goes any chance of making it into the 7th

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah those were all good pitches.

The one he blew was the fastball that was supposed to be in – if he hit that spot the ABs over.

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

of all the fuckers to do it too

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Could use a DP right here after the IBB.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

neither does osgirl21

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I think her daughter does, and her daughter’s friend doesnt.

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i urban dictionary-ed it.

nothing.

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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hardy har har

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

How come when they bunt it works

I’ve never seen anything like that before

by Pack Man on Jun 10, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pitch.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

not blacked out baby!

choppy feed tho….could just be paneras shitty internet.

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoop!

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh fuck you blue!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

good job aj

looked like he had him at 2nd

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah I thought so too, but maybe not

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Palmer said Cano left to early.

Let’s see

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

this replay isn't going to show shit

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

kba:

the feed always choppy for you? kept freezing up on me

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Sometimes

usually its decent though, you could try turning the quality down some

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea it runs better on SD

the HD was pretty damn nice tho

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey buddy

You were watching a glorified box score 5 minutes ago. Slow your roll.

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

simmer down, simmer down

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Got him!!!

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA!

I like this kid!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

this!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELL FUCKING YEAH

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

god, please get jake some runs here!!!

by canedad012 on Jun 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Never mind Jake! He'll be fine! Get ME some runs!

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes please

Man i’d love to get him the W. This is one of the few games left I care about.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

kid's got moxie...

a lot of it.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Jun 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Folks. Meet Mr. Arietta

Tillman, Arietta and Matuz. In 4 years these guys could be something special. Now if we can only BUY the bats like McPhail promised.

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by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey hitters

pull your bats our of your asses and get this kid a fucking win. Since you already fucked him on defense.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well,

good job, Jake. I assume he’s done.

6.0 IP, 4 H, 4 BB (2 of which were IBB?), 6 SO, 3 ER. Darn good job for a debut, especially against the Yankees.

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by Vuff on Jun 10, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I met Jake at Bowie last season

During the autograph session I wished him luck and he said he would be in Baltimore by the end of the season. Well that did not happen but he is here now and so far I like what I see.

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i can

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, Fatkins did hit one.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

as a DH

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. I thought that was hilarious.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, Fatkins did hit one.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, Fatkins did hit one.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How'd I triple post?

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you pressed post three times

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by twistedlogic on Jun 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen our first baseman? lol

sidenote: What is the better unexplainable stat of the last few years?

The Sunday losing streak. OR the no HR from a 1B?

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

well jake's done. prepare yourself for the imminent.

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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicely done.

Depressing, but nicely done.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was kind of a nice analogy for the season

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

sucks

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah

Nick the midget. LOL

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by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Take him the fuck out.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

was arrieta getting squeezed at all?

A lot of good looking pitches called balls but I’m on the third base side so I can’t really tell inside/outside.

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by Stacey on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Attaboy Adam!!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ!

FUCK YEA!

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go!!!!!!

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by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

!!!!

A chance for a win? WHAT!?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Jun 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the Jonesy we expect.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

the good doctor strikes again

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a pretty low opinion of him already . . .

but in his defense, when he hits—he hits. Pretty much the only Oriole you can say that about.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck that

He can take his streaks and shove them up his ass. I understand he’s not going to hit all the time, but he can at least fucking run all the time.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

Do we have a manager that is giving it to a guy not hustling????

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Thanks Juan

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by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke said it's in his contract

he doesn’t have to do any calisthnetics he deems uneccesary.

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Jun 10, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is AJ doing

when he sticks his elbow in his helmet?

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Jun 10, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

drying the sweat

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

moeller.

solid behind the plate.

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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a cross up

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by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

not the only one that's gotten past him though

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need this run Izzy

Step up and get it done

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by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a conformist

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

get

a FUCKING hit.

Bring back Andino.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jun 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez, Moeller sucks behind the plate.

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm off to watch the Celtics

But for once it was an exciting night as an Orioles fan. I hope they finish this one out for Jake.

by Pack Man on Jun 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Shocker

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

You are so bad at hitting. He threw the exact same pitch 7 times.

You acted like it was a shock each time.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

burnett owns us

plain and simple

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

4 runs in 6 innings?

thats like 10 runs in 1.1 innings against any other team

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

burnett owns us

plain and simple

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

4 runs in 6 innings?

thats like 10 runs in 1.1 innings against any other team

by Philly O's on Jun 10, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Mata!

Don’t suck shit!

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

speaking of sucking shit

i heard this on tosh.o:
“i am going to tongue punch your mom’s fart box”

thought that was nice

by Philly O's on Jun 10, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty funny

Did you just join the site to post that though? That’s crazy.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad

You joined a couple days ago. That was just your first post. Welcome!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know its not the point,

but i think they drafted 3 catchers

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caleb Joseph at Bowie

Looks like he could be behind the plate and with the bat. Maybe our next 1B is behind the plate tonight. Snyder at Norfolk is really struggling.

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I see the improvement each game

He has a solid arm and quick release. Very athletic and slim for a catcher. Runs good and shows a lot of enthusiam. We will see how it goes. Could be a pleasant surprise in the long run.

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was talking about Snyder...

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by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was talking about Snyder

im a fan of Caleb, you don’t have to convice me he’s gonna be good

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatsa mata you?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that mean he's doing well?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you figure?

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

cite your sources

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

why did they pull Mata?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. - Earl Wilson

by col_kl1nk on Jun 10, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

cause he got 2 quick outs

everyone knows you cant keep in the guy that gets outs…it’s the Oriole Way

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is he nibbling?

His stuff is that bad?

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need to give Ohman about two weeks off.

This was bound to happen, with the overuse and all.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Jun 10, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That too.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Jun 10, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Cervelli is hitting a "lusty" .600 over some span of games

Thanks for that, Michael Kay.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Please get a win for Jake, I want to take some luck to Fla. tomorrow for the Canes playing the Gators!

by canedad012 on Jun 10, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

luck? you’ve come to the right place!

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want this coming down to Cano

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Get out of here

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

THATAFUCKING BOY!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MAN!

"There's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then the Orioles."-Stacey

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jun 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Will!

Now please take a vacation for a game or six.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's get some more fucking runs.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

hell he can have off till the all star break if he promises to do this some more

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk two batters and strike out a scrub?

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever works

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus that was a HORRIBLE at bat.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

So if we happen to make it into a save situation...

Who gets the chance? DH?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

DH?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave Hernandez

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

I thought maybe you thought I meant me

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

the aforementioned Dark Helmet.

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miggi is not good.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

not saying i don't want him period,

but im guessing he’s gonna want way more money than i’d be willing to give

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my thinking process

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, he's not high on my list

I’d take Dunn over him. I’m sure we can find someone to play 1st decently and make up for the lack of offense with Dunn at DH. Then maybe make a run at one of the big boys the following year.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Nick,

nice of you to show up tonight

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Dunn too I think. Gonzalez from San Diego?

I hope McPhail is not kidding about the bats. He needs to spend some of Peter’s cash on some top shelf bats and not bargan basement guys.

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Gonzo is 2011, along with Fielder and Pujols.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be surprised if Gonzalez or Pujols hit free agency

I just cant see Pujols leaving St. Louis, and Gonzalez is a likely candidate to be traded at the deadline and signing an extension with the new team

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

are the Padres still in the playoff chase?

cause I kinda got the idea they were holding him to try to make a run. I still don’t think he’s getting to free agency though.

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st place

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or close second, can't remember which

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i dont think theyre trading him

but the point remains that i doubt he’ll get to free agency

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

do they have the money to keep an annual perennial gold glove/silver slugger

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

They can keep him this year

and trade him next year

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

shouldve clarified,

i think theyll trade him next season, or whenever the regression occurs, and he’ll sign an extension with that team

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are, but i'm not sure how confident anyone is that they keep it up

If someone makes the right offer, i still think they’d move him

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't be surprised if gonzo left

barring a WS win from the friars

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

especially with Pujols. That’s the free agent crop though.

If I had my way this offseason i’d love to see Crawford or Werth and Dunn. I’d be pretty happy with any of them though.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

to think that we had werth...

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes we did

I got to see him play catcher at Delmarva

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

As am I

But I still have my wish list

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope they sign Dunn.

Those other guys I’m not as keen on. I think they’ll both be expensive.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt mind Dunn

but I don’t really want us to go after Werth/Crawford. Price tags will be too high for the value that they’ll give us.

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that's what I'm thinking

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Werth’ll be pretty ordinary in our lineup.

Granted, ordinary is a step up for the O’s.

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're not getting Gonzo

I’d listen to Adam Dunn as DH though

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was AJ glaring at Granderson?

What the hell is his problem?

Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes

by IHeartMASN on Jun 10, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Pffffffffffffffffff!

See, now this is funny. Marte is not talented, even as a LOOGY, and Luke doesn’t really have a career split.

So watch him strike out on three pitches.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He did me one better.

"MONTANEZ: Alas! I cannot hit. Deal with it."
-Eat More Esskay

by flaggthecat on Jun 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously Luke - go fuck yourself.

And you better have been fucking sprinting as soon as that was hit.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

So, just back from softball. Jake looked good?

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Very

a little wild at times, but effective.

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real good.

Great slider, real good fastball velocity, and just missing great spotting of his fastball. He was a little wild at times and got some shitty defense, but he looked real good.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great to here

We lost, but played our best game of the year. My daughter’s throw 350 pitches in 13 innings this week and starts Saturday and will go at least 4 more innings. Gotta love softball!

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck to her

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful there, Dusty Baker.

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha that was good

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally different motion

and she has the most structured warm-up of any pitcher in her league. :) 15 long tosses, 20 flicks (wrist only pitches), 15 9 oclock’s, 15 12 o’clocks *refers to arm height at start of motion) than about 30 warm up pitches, with 5 changeups sprinkled in. Same thing, every time. Then ice after the game for 20 minutes. No Dusty Baker here.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

and 2 of the 4 walks were intentional

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Job

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

<strongDamn, I was healthy in April, now I have Angina, Hemoroids, Ulcers, and Multipule Personalities!
Thanks O’s!

by canedad012 on Jun 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

and clinical depression

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Erictile Disfunction hasn’t happend yet, but if they lose this on it will!!!

by canedad012 on Jun 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody DVRing? My wife thought Palmer just dropped an f-bomb.

“worst fucking batter”

by BrianS on Jun 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't find the stupid remote

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He really sucks right now.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Try and remember, there is no spoon.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

twisted from the dark side young wieters has become

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Grief Matt

Over matched was an understatement

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy

See the young 3B hustling for that foul ball?

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

it's time. go get em DH

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I must say...

I think this is a good choice.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

1 pitch, 1 out

ignore how far it went.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

All that matters

is that it didnt go a few feet further

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mk,

New Closer Guy.

Bring back Andino.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jun 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that was fucking horrible

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

good grief

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Why walk people?

Just throw strikes and if they hit it, tip your cap. But please don’t give them walks. PLEASE

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

i've seen this end badly far too many times

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

LAZY fly ball

I like that

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhm what's going on....

I hear ’Let’s go O’s!’ Nice to hear the Orioles fans representing….

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Jun 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

we gonna win?
we gonna hire bobby v?
we gonna sign some talent?

by thewaywardO on Jun 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

nahhhh

"Being an Orioles fan is like having very painful genital warts."
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Jun 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes, and....

let’s not get crazy.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

+2

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby V is gonna reportedly cost 3.5 mil per

someone like Wedge would be much cheaper. I like Bobby, but dont know if he’s worth it.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhhh
I like Bobby, but dont know if he’s worth it.

Bring back Andino.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jun 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swisher is dangerous.

But go after him anyway

Free Lou "sweet swinging" Montanez

by Baysox39 on Jun 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

gas

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like DH and all,

but hes a flyball pitcher with control issues. not ideal for a closer. not saying he can’t do it, and i really hope im wrong, but idk

by Strat12 on Jun 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats as a starter

Good luck catching up to his fastball with those extra couple mph to even put it in the air

by kba26 on Jun 10, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I like this move.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'll straight up admit

I loved Jorge.

But David’s fastball has more movement that Julio ever had.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit him the FUCK down!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

R!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jun 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerk

you kill my chant and start your own?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jun 10, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a bit of a unsportsmanlike move...

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

how can you tell who is on top? mine looks on top.

by thewaywardO on Jun 10, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine won

All of you can SUCK IT

Bring back Andino.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jun 10, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

To you, maybe

To the rest of the free world, it’s not.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on Jun 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply