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Nick Markakis knows how to swing a bat. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Orioles: Five questions facing the team in the second half of the season - baltimoresun.com
Not three, not four, but five questions facing the Orioles in the last 75 or so games.

Orioles Insider: Johnson back throwing; Gonzalez, Roberts and other injury updates
Jim Johnson is throwing, but not on a mound, Gonzalez goes to Norfolk next, Brian Roberts got a day off but expects to play with Bowie next week, Luke Scott expects to start playing with the GCL Orioles next week, Brandon Snyder is hoping to return next week, and Brandon Erbe is getting closer to pitching again.

Wieters to the DL - School of Roch
Matt Wieters will be eligible to come off the DL on Sunday, July 25, the day after I go to OPaCY for my birthday. You owe me a card, Matt.

Orioles' dismal 1st half: 'A giant step backward' - USATODAY.com
"It's a giant step backward," MacPhail conceded. Thank you, Capt. Obvious.

Reimold begins to put things back together | orioles.com: News
"This has been the worst six months of my life," Reimold said in a rare interview inside Norfolk's home clubhouse. "I never imagined I'd be here."

George Sherrill unsure if he'd go to the minors - latimes.com
Ol' Flat Breezy is worried he'd become stuck in the minors if he accepted an assignment. Um, George? Unemployment doesn't pay very well. You think anyone will sign you in the off-season if you take the rest of this season off, waiting for an offer that never comes?

IN THE MINORS

Orioles Insider: Minor league game recaps - July 15
Lots of minor league moves. In game action, Norfolk lost, Bowie won, Frederick lost twice, Delmarva won, Aberdeen lost, Bluefield lost, and the GCL Orioles won.

Interview w/ Jared Diamond – Norfolk Tides Beat Reporter
What's it like covering a minor league team? Find out!

BSR’s interview with Baysox catcher Caleb Joseph | Baltimore Sports Report
Zach Wilt posted an video interview with Caleb Joseph, catcher for the Baysox.

A manager's opinion - MASNsports.com
Gary Allenson says he thinks the Orioles have done a pretty good job developing players. Of course he does.

GCL Notes Day 4 – Twins vs. Orioles
Jordan at OriolesProspects.com headed to Florida and caught some GCL action, including video of one of Luke Scott's at-bats from about, oh, eight feet behind him. Not much distance to the backstop in that league...

AND FINALLY...

Cheerios Love: Video Stories
From the press release: There's a couple weeks left to enter the Cheerios "Do What You Love" Contest. One winner and guest will win a lunch with the ultimate baseball All-Star, Cal Ripken Jr., and get a tour with Cal of the Ripken Youth Baseball Academy. The winner will also throw out the first pitch at the Cal Ripken World Series game and sit in Cal's seats at a professional Baltimore baseball game. For a chance to win exclusive access to Ripken, Americans must submit a 150-250 word original story and photo to cheerios.com/love. The story and photo must showcase what they love to do and how they take care of themselves so they can continue to do it.

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BANNED

That was a bannable offense when SC wrote the guidelines.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry Jordan

I haven’t read the guidelines in awhile. I will be sure to get spun up today. Thank you for the reminder.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your welcome, Jonathan.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reimold

Anyone think karma is just kicking his ass for ditching his prego gf?

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 8:49 AM EDT reply actions  

ummm...wow

it must be nice to be a professional athlete

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

ummm...

she looks dirty. for some reason i have this feeling she is dirty. real dirty. not sure why. just dirty.

by Philly O's on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's the subliminal hint in purple type in the corner

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahhhh

if moldy only knew that before hand the o’s would be in first. damn you dirty. damn you to hell.

by Philly O's on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry to be a shallow superficial asshole

but… no thanks. He could have done a lot better.

by PhilR8 on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

For a number of reasons

she’s crazy

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the technical term is

bat shit insane.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Although her fake tan is very appealing

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

YOU KNOW WHAT STACEY.... ITS SAFER, OK!!!

There is NOTHING WRONG WITH SPRAY-ON TANNING!!!!

SOME OF US GET NERVOUS LAYING IN THE BE OK!?!? OK!!?!?

haha

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some of us get nervous laying in the bed?

AHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its called stagefright Stacey!

And 36-74% of males between 26-27 get it ok?! OK!!!!

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

36-74%?

That’s a pretty big window. Remind me to avoid 26-27 year olds.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

:(

I am undone by fake statistics.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I believe everything I read

especially on the internet.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stacey

71% of statistics you find on the internet are completely made up.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOW you tell me

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Repeat after me

There’s no such think as a healthy tan.

Guess whose brother-in-law is a dermatologist…

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know! I hate that.

Although it gives me an excuse to act superior to my friends who are capable of getting all tan, because then I can just pretend like I choose to stay all pale so that I won’t get cancer and wrinkles.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, health is overrated

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would it be an insult to Hulk Hogan

to refer to John Boehner as “The Orange Goblin”?

"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."

- Cap'n Phil Harris

by sluggo 2.0 on Jul 17, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um, sure. Whatev.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know this isn't a "gossip site"

But what’s the scoop on her….

I don’t feel like googling “Reimolds girlfriend” at work and probably getting linked to a bunch of sites that will get my access taken away and leave me with a phone and a fax machine.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I remember all the details

But I guess she used to be a teacher and was accused of sleeping with one of her students, then she ran away and changed her name or something. Then she man-trapped ol’ Nolan here.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen "The Orphan"

I see it playing out kinda like that…. bwahahaha

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously....

My 7th grade English teacher could have never destroyed the 2010 Orioes.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahha

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Y'all joke about this...

but we’ve had male teachers serve jail time at just my school in the past 20 years. And false allegations do happen (although the two from my school sure as hell weren’t false). So forgive me if I pass on this one…

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somewhat related

Saw that the guy played Bueller’s principal got arrested for taking pictures of kids in, uh, unusual poses.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was a while ago, like 5 years, right?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guess he's a repeat offender.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

susquehannock HS

more syc, i probably went down to baltimore more than i did into york.

by Philly O's on Jul 16, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I havent heard that in 10 years. you know for the longest time I always said Kennerdale. I also put the Lang in Lancaster.

by Philly O's on Jul 16, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

being in philly now EVERYONE makes fun of me. especially because I lived on Lancaster Ave

by Philly O's on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

I went to Susky, too. What year?

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

too early for me

you mighta known my sister or brother though. They were 1996 and 2000. Small world.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lived closer to Susquehannock High School than the high school I actually went to

but thankfully I lived just over the line in Maryland and was spared the Pennsyltucky high school experience.

by PhilR8 on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey now

them’s fightin’ words. Some of the best teachers I have ever met anywhere taught in that school. I’ll never be able to learn half as much about chemistry as I did there.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh god yes

he’s retired now, though. Heck, I think half the teachers I had are gone, and I wasn’t there that long ago.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

awsome teacher

he was a personal favorite. speaking of teachers and kids and running away together – was Mrs Stiles still there? she was the bio teacher. I thnk her name may have changed though. HUGE crush on her. she was the only reason to take bio 2.

by Philly O's on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

she was

and had changed her name…but I cant remember what to for the life of me. I didn’t take bio. I only had the goals of being in lease’s class and alwine’s class.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

“I’ll never be able to learn half as much about chemistry as I did there.”? That’s a Susky education for ya

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

lol’ing at yourself

love it

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

yup

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

http://www.altweeklies.com/aan/school-for-scandal/Story?oid=197527

Should be safe enough for work…

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

So help me

If I click this link and immediately see scantily clad women and ping pong balls you aren’t getting your birthday beer Mr.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I'll be drinking alone...

No, no ping pong balls. I swear. Just one semi-cute decade-old photo of the baby mamma.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Better or not...

He still should have wrapped that sh*t.
There’s no way you can see a chick like that & think unprotected sex is a good idea.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 16, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Didn’t he learn that rhyme in middle school “It’ll be sweeter if you cover your peter” (etc.)

by BrianS on Jul 16, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duck

Can we please make this picture the front page pic for the Open Thread. HAHAHA…. itll be awesome.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um, no.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no replacing Nick with Man Trap

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

And di you notice

Britt Ghiroli didn’t touch that topic with a ten foot pole in her story?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know about you....

But I’m really looking for a follow-up here.
 
You know, ‘WHERE ARE THEY NOW’.

“Ok, so babe, I’m back in Norfolk again, might be back to Bowie in a few weeks…. ummm….. are you still single…. how’s our baby…. awkward huh?”

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeeeeaaaah

“So about that whole, ‘Im a BIG LEAGUE BALLPLAYER’ now and cant be bothered with you and a kid………. welp, that situation has, lets just say, worked itself out. Wanna go see Despicable Me this weekend?”

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more inclined to believe

that it’s his prego girlfriend kicking his ass.

Fire Julio Lugo.

I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know?

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

WW you are in rare form for it being only 9 am.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:00 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

No kidding

When did CC become a gossip site?

by perpetualstudent on Jul 16, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

It has been a topic discussed widely on this site

and I do think Britt should of at least acknowledged the situation even if Nolan refused to comment. To pretend it has had no bearing on his current woes seems a bit Pollyannish.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

We did get this nugget

“Now, the former second-round pick — who has also had personal problems that twice caused him to leave Norfolk……..”

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

WEAKSAUCE

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it only effected Nolan, that would be one thing,

but do not the others involved deserve privacy?

All I’m saying is I like my baseball over here and my gossip over there.

by perpetualstudent on Jul 16, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

But in this case, the "gossip" IS affecting his "baseball"

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Everyone interviewed in the article seems to give the impression he’s a total headcase. Left Norfolk a couple times for personal reasons. Cant seem to get the fact that he got demoted out of his head… its eating him up when other guys are getting called up and it seems he’s more worried about that stuff than getting his swing fixed. It said he is pressing and switching up his stance almost every other day.

Like I said, sounds like he’s got ‘alot on his mind’.

So why not use it as an excuse to get a little juicey gossip back in the airwaves. lol

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Duck

After reading that article about that chick, its no wonder the guy can’t hit.

Thats a script right out of a movie.

Poor high school kid said they did “it” more than 200 times (alot of which in her Hondo Odyssey), but that after his father passed he became very distraught to learn she was sleeping with another man WHILE still sleeping with her husband. Poor kid thought they “had something special”.

I would love to hear how Reimold got mixed up with her in the first place.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he didn't know any of that

Sees a cute blonde at a bar, and away we go…. probably didn’t Google her, and certainly didn’t Google her under her previous name, that he probably didn’t know. So his cute 20-something girlfriend turns out to be a 30-something who slept with a student with a complicated relationship with her ex. And she’s pregnant. Hope he got a paternity test….

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats why every girl I meet at a bar

I run an extensive background check on. To include DOJ databases, credit bureaus, criminal cases, and facebook. Ok, mainly just the latter.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaha

I may or may not have a friend who works for the states attorney’s office, and I may or may not have had her look up the name of a guy or two just in case.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look, I know I pled guilty...

…but I didn’t MEAN to start that fire, honest!

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Buddy, that's the least of your problems.

Hey, you changed your picture.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I love me some Jenny Holzer.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna ask you who that is

But then I realized I have this entire magical internet at my fingertips.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we should turn CC...

…into a blog about the Orioles and modern conceptual art.

Just a suggestion.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

mondern conceptual art?

Have you seen the dunderheads that post here?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now

I resemble that implication!

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, about that...

…we should require all comments to be in dactylic hexameter too, I think.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now you're just showing off.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

touché

(to steal one of your lines)

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

great

now all of my replies will be in some iambs

shit that’s six iambs.

i think.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

can we just do haikus

those are easy and sort of faux-classy

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure!

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am very bored

Cannot wait for the weekend

Lets go Orioles

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i have to say,

when it comes to art, i am a dunderhead

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it isn't important really

It is just another hobby – some people like football, some people like art.

But if you’d like to learn more, the Baltimore Museum of Art has a nice collection, and the National Gallery in DC has an amazing collection and loads of free tours and lectures you can go to.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Ralph Steadman

does that count?

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by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

Ralph Steadman is fantastic.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you want to know what I think?

I think that Andrew G and James F are peas in a pod.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

They even have the same ideas on “how to build a CC handle”.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

But Andrew as an underscore.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

its my way to rebel

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have a twitter feed?

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly not everyone can name themselves after a wiener

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he continues to be awful

I WILL reappear as some other equally dirty moniker.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

you do keep saying that

just because I admire and look up to and spy on James F all the time doesn’t mean I like him or anything.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

When else have I said that, James Jr?

I mean I’ve thought it a billion times. When we were at the Josh Bell game?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, exactly

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's a good story

about Steadman and Thompson

art and pepper spray

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing I know about art

is that I am very bad at it. Also, Van Gogh cut off his ear.

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm terrible at it too

The Cone collection at the Baltimore Museum of Art has some minor Van Gogh works. It is also one of the definitive collections of Matisse in the world. And it is free.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

One time

I went into the MOMA and was immediately like “Shit. I just wasted 15 bucks”. I wanted to pee on R. Mutt. Fuck that guy.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, really?

I love Duchamp. Possibly my favorite movement in the history of art is Dada. And MoMA is my second favorite museum in NY after the Frick.

It sucks paying full price to MoMA though.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

you ever rollerskate

through the guggenheim?

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's LA Story, right?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

exxxxxactly

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

you two are adorable

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would suggest an alternative:

We need to turn Camden Chat into a blog about the Orioles and interesting foreign fetishes.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's a foreign fetish?

Like people who are only into having sex with Sri Lankans?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not neccesary

Google Maryland Judicial Case Seach. Your new best friend…

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just uhhhh.....

Don’t look me up.

hehe (awkward laughter)…. but seriously.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well sure, public records

But some things don’t make it in there.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

And let's be serious

you check facebook AFTER

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

After some things sure

But hopefully before you knock her up.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its an Open thread brah....

Its posted openly all over the net.

I’m not breaking a story about my personal trainer who got her heart broken by Moldy.

To pull an OsFan21: I don’t really see what you’re trying to say here.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Literally... my entire "chain of command" is out today.

So, I’m not doing jackshit all day.

Buckle up CC Open Thread… I’m in for the long haul.

Lets break some records today. lol

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine being an 18 year old GCL pitcher

and suddenly your facing Brian Roberts and Luke Scott?

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 9:29 AM EDT reply actions  

It was like when Roger Clemens was rehabing with the 'Stros.

20 somethings facing the pitcher some of them had watched their whole life.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

a buddy of mine was at A for the Astros

and got a single off Clemens in an intersquad game during ST. He was soooo pumped about that.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey if you cant win in MLB

May as well win a league we can compete in right?

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah Miguel Sano musta shat himself

to borrow an expression: sad panda. He should be ours!

Fire Julio Lugo.

I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know?

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

If they can get Breezy for nothing...

I think they should, just for old times sake.

What up?

by snakethejake on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Mike Gonzalez was on WNST today

 “I seriously did not know where the ball was going. I’m trying to throw strikes. Mentally I was there.”

Well, that’s nice to know, except for the whole “I didn’t know where the ball was going” thing.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 AM EDT reply actions  

didn't as in past-tense?

it most likely couldnt worse, so it’s gotta get better, right? Right?

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’m glad gonzo did that …. at least he cares enough to try and make right
alas the proof is on the field

by thewaywardO on Jul 16, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad there is baseball on tonight

I haven’t seen a game in over a week. I’m totally chilling at home tonight and watching the game. Of course those assholes will probably just piss me off.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 9:48 AM EDT reply actions  

That looks so insanely good....

Where are they showing it in IMAX?

I’ve actually never seen a REAL movie in IMAX… how is it?

I’ve just caught the Niagara Falls documentaries and stuff like that.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's real-but-fake IMAX at White Marsh

Not the huge fifty-story screen like you see at the Science Center, but a screen that’s a little larger than normal but looks really good and costs $15 per ticket.

by PhilR8 on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes yes yes yes

Fire Julio Lugo.

I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know?

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

think tom cruise in that ‘precrime’ dud v. catch me if you can

and save you money

by thewaywardO on Jul 16, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

PWND

I got to watch the Game and see inception in HD with super sound, cuse I live on the west side mother fucker. Also, A.o. Scott gave it like a B / B+ …..

Bring back Andino.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 16, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and me both.

Even rooting for the shittiest team in baseball, I was going nuts with four days of no games that matter. Damn All-Star Break.

I think I may be like a heroin addict or something.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

And I missed three out of four of the wins in Texas also

Why do they win when I’m not there to see it?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

They seem to win every time I wear my Twins cap.

Ditto for my Ravens cap.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

What if your Jewish?

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then......

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

What if you're Jewish?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah¡­¡­. happy hanukka!

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody's perfect.

(That’s a joke, nobody get mad at me.)

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish man... I wish

Im in APEI and SIGM right now. And those will probably take a couple years to pan out they way I want.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did anybody feel an earthquake at 5am?

No, really: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-morning-earthquake-20100716,0,2573270.story

3.6 centered in Gaithersburg. Not enough to wake me up.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Wonder if it reached Columbia.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it...

South America doesn’t get many

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Smartass

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

He spelled it right

The country is Colombia.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 11:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, I'm sure the town charter banned earthquakes.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahahaahh

I hate Columbia so much.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's as "soulless suburbia" as Maryland has to offer, I feel.

I feel dirty whenever I am there.

My enduring memory of Columbia is a few years ago, my family went to eat at a Japanese restaurant that was there (Nichi Bei Kai, because the one we went to on York Road closed) and we were talking to a family there from Columbia who had kids who were about 12, and had never been to Baltimore. I was like, WTF?

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey don't you be dissing Columbia.

We’re one of the most livable cities in America. Those people have never been B-More? Jeez, I’ve been there probably 200 times.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, BSF. One of my rules for life is Columbia is always fair game to be dissed.

It’s just so… Columbia.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

I love living there. Lived there since I was a wee lad.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

You still are a wee lad

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah ah.

I’m just a lad now.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

that is what you'd say

if you were still a wee lad

and you are still one

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I find myself going to that mall sometimes because it's convenient to work

But I hate going there. I hate how all of the buildings are the same brown brick, and how it’s impossible to give anyone directions because there are no landmarks, and how you can hear a street name and IMMEDIATELY know it’s in Columbia. Forty Winks Way! Setting Sun Street! Ew!

And I hate how people who live there, like our dear BSF here, act like it’s something that it’s not. It’s a city that was created by a man who designs malls, and it shows. It has no personality at all.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

My street name is realtively normal.

My parents had that in mind when they bought the house. Also where’s Johnny, I need another dude form Columbia to help me.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter what you or Johnny or Edward Norton say about Columbia

I’ll always hate it.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

What if Felix Pie said he likes Columbia?

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

He would obviously be confused

I’d teach him.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

James Rouse was THE MAN

More later. At a water park w/the kids.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 12:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, it did

It woke me up in the Owen Brown area. Kind of freaky. But not so freaky that I couldn’t fall back asleep.

by kramertoneman on Jul 16, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Germantown gets no respect.

The title says
bq. Temblor centered in Gaithersburg felt by as many as 3 million people in Mid-Atlantic region

but in the text it clearly states
bq. The USGS placed the epicenter of the tremor about 3 miles beneath the Gunners Lake Village area of Germantown, just south of the I-270 interchange with Middlebrook Road, at Exit 13.

So my hood some respect! Actually I’m only pointing that out because I live at Gunner’s Lake. I didn’t feel a thing though.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 16, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

The Open is suspended by rain… now I OFFICIALLY have nothing to do till 3.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Enjoy

http://www.gutenberg.org/browse/scores/top

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like number one

people on the internet are such creepsters

Fire Julio Lugo.

I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know?

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Touche

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

shut up your face

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its horrible for him to come back

He was lost as shit when he came up.

Do they think two weeks did the trick….

I’m preparing to watch his confidence get completely decimated.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

This team makes me sad sometimes.

Why bring him back already? Were they not watching the last time he was here?

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

from BA
Craig (Lake View Terrace, CA): After Zach Britton’s outstanding first half of the season and impressive turn in the Futures Game a few days ago, what is his short-term value to the 2010 Orioles and where does he rank long-term in Baltimore’s deep corps of pitching prospects? What (if any) holes does he have in his repetoire, and what’s the outlook for him to sustain his incredible groundball/flyball ratio in the Major Leagues?

Jim Callis: Not sure what you mean by short-term value . . . they could call him up, but what would be the point. He has the best sinkers in the minors, and he’s a lefty who touches 96 mph with his four-seamer, and his slider is improved. I’ve underrated him in the past but won’t any longer. He, Matusz and Tillman will form the heart of future Orioles rotations.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Nothing could be more certain...

…that that we call him up at this point.

To work out of the bullpen, I expect. As a LOOGY.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

would you cry all over your modern art then?

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

oooh

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I save my tears for the Pre-Raphaelites

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

you just take an art history class or something?

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

I just have an odd sense of humor.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

no shame in that

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you got back in

I meant to email you to make sure it worked out.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea no clue what happend there

I was locked out of this blog for about a week but i could post on any other SB blog. Then magically it worked after i finally decided not to be lazy. Thanks for the help though.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

No mention of Arrieta as part of 'the heart of future Orioles rotations'?

"This is the Nineties, Bubba, and there is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true."~Hunter S. Thompson

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 16, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont you remember

Stacey said he was going to be the closer for the 2012 world series. And so it shall come to pass.

Also his command wont let him be a core guy I don’t think.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

2012 World Series?

So that’s why the world will end…

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did everybody see this already?

That whole Lebron situation is just one giant circus

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

JoePo

had a series of just wonderful take downs of this whole thing. Without him, I’d be a starved dog in the wilderness.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Radley Balko had a good idea

The first time the Heat come to Cleveland next year, no one should go to the game. Make him play in an empty stadium.

It will never happen, but it would be fantastic.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

hate is just way too powerful an emotion

people as a group would never be able to focus like that, even though it would be by far the worst thing they could do to him.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be epic

Or if the owner refused to put those tickets on sale to make it an empty stadium

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect Dan Gilbert loves money more than he hates Lebron

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

And he only hates Lebron because of how much money he cost him

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

False

The whole, string em along, not return any calls/texts, not give them a heads up and basically creating a one-hour special for yourself telling your hometown to eff themselves had alot to do with it.

This makes Texiera look like Cal….

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

If he’s not talking to you, its an easy sign that he probably isn’t coming back. They probably should have seen that coming. Going on national television was rediculous, but I think the heart of it is that Gilbert lost hundreds of millions in one lost FA.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im kinda partial to the whole

Everyone wear Delonte West masks (the guy who allegedly ummm… honda odyssey’d his mom").

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did that really (maybe) happen?

That adds an extra dimension of hilarity to the whole thing.

Imagining some other guy in the Cavs locker room going all, “LeBron’s mom has got it going on…”

Sordid personal drama for famous people really is red meat for the rest of us poor schlubs.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

people would much rather show up to try to prove how much they hate him,

but just ignoring him would probably have a much worse effect on him

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and i think clusterfuck is a better way to describe

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its gets worse and worse....

I found this gem this morning about his agent now involved with the cops….

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is so tawdry, it just makes me laugh.

What’s $10,000 to that guy? Instead he has to have his crew basically threaten some poor chick and intimidate her to give back the thing that he was not smart enough to keep tabs on to begin with.

Freakin’ super rich people, man.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been on the Lebron hatewagon for so many years

I’m actually kind of glad he’s basking in all this pool of devastating PR the past few weeks.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've disliked him until now, and now I love it

This whole situation devastated too many people not to love it

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

so, even if we forget about all that for a second

this is supposed to be lebron’s best friend, and he has a pendant of lebron. Just think about that for a second. So either lebron bought his best friend a $10,000 piece of jewelry with his own name written all over it, or he bought himself a $10,000 piece of jewelry with his best friend’s name written all over it. Can anyone imagine doing this in the real world? The narcissism here is beyond belief.

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Thanks. That’s fucking fantastic.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would if I had work to get back to

Which honestly gets boring after a while, let me tell you.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

unemployment sounds fun

except the whole not getting paid part

by PhilR8 on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of unemployment,

I just rolled out of bed and saw a Open Thread with 250 unread comments. I’m not sure any of you are doing any more work at the moment than I am.

by kba26 on Jul 16, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am the only person in my office

Everyone decided to take a long weekend I guess.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Funny thing about weekends when you’re unemployed, they don’t mean quite so much. ‘Cept you get to hang out with your workin’ friends.”~Les Claypool lyric from the song Speghetti Western

"This is the Nineties, Bubba, and there is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true."~Hunter S. Thompson

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 16, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I spent three months

in college not signed up for classes, not working, not really doing anything. I had saved up enough money from a paid internship the previous summer to get away with it, and it was terrible. Fun at first, but it gave way really quickly to just being bored and unmotivated.

Terrible. Working is a way better way to live life.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

man I don't know

I got arm surgery right after college and couldn’t drive for 2-3 months. I thought that was pretty amazing. I would do my physical therapy, read the entire internet, watch the O’s game, then play online poker until 3-4 AM every single night and sleep until it was time to go to physical therapy again. Go out a few times a week too. Great times. Work sucks.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear ya though

I was the same way when I broke my leg back in January….

Internet gambling/drinking/watching full seasons of shows I love….

Sitting around the house doing nothing for weeks is the grest thing ever.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only downside

was that I kept getting fucking hives and I couldn’t understand what was going on. I went to a bunch of different allergists and couldn’t figure out what it was. What I learned eventually was that I have http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_urticaria and it was summer and I was sitting in air conditioning all the damn time. Really put a damper on me enjoying my unemployment.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

although

it’s come in pretty handy at times to be able to tell people “Sorry I can’t do that – I’m allergic to cold”. Ice skating with the fiance when I didn’t want to, for example.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ice skating is the worst shit ever

thankfully I have a chronic ankle injury that always gets me out of it.

by PhilR8 on Jul 16, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

Its not that bad, but then again, it just involves going in giant circles for hours. There are worse things out there.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just unproductive

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's me.

My company is getting bought and I’ve lost all motivation. Not that I had a ton before this…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’m the guy in the office with the yo-yo and rubix cube who everyone constantly asks “don’t you have enough work to do”. LOL

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same

although I was just today given a long term project that actually interests me, which cannot be said for anything I’ve worked on for the past several months. It’s just tough to dive into something at 1pm on a Friday.

by PhilR8 on Jul 16, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

And if they aren’t here….. screw work.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Working from home, my friends.

What a racket it is.

(It’s awesome on a Friday when I don’t feel like doing jack and shit, though it sucks when I’m really really busy and I can’t — or don’t have to at some point — leave “the office” to go home.)

by BrianS on Jul 16, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it

worried that it may be coming to an end for me now…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

**Gambling tip**

Well, I follow a handicapper (tout) who calls himself ‘Baseball Prophet’. He has really done a superb job handicapping baseball this year. Has done nothing but pick winners and make his “clients” gobs of money. He isn’t a BSer or anything like that and doesn’t change his records after the fact. I’ve been policing every pick. In any case, he’s lost two in a row… Not that that means his next pick will be any more reliable but psychologically for some reason, I like jumping on a guy after a cold streak.

His pick tonight: Baltimore/Toronto OVER 8.5 runs.

I’m gonna be crushing the play as I think Toronto can hit Bergy and the Os have been hitting way better later.

Any thoughts?

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Romero is a really good pitcher and a lefty

If I was going to gamble on sports, that’s not a bet I’d make.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the bet is on the combined score

And Bergesen is 0-4 with a 7.22 ERA in seven starts since beating Seattle.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Ricky Romero has an 11.25 ERA while dropping a career-high three consecutive starts….

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure why not

I don’t think it’s silly to imagine that the Blue Jays will win 9-0.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Romero has been getting SHELLED!

If we get shut out…. you can have little Camden when he pops out on Nov. 15th.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that's one way to save on child care...

Mazel tov, btw.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, I have to watch the O's get shut out AND end up with a baby?

Talk about lose-lose

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 16, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it one of those fun babies?

Like that one that chain smokes all the time? That would be ok.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 16, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the extra days off

I think tonight is especially a crap shoot. I wouldn’t gamble either way on it.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to throw caution to the wind

But my guy never has the Os in any of his picks in general…. Im crushing it.

1100/1000

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 16, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't say, by the way, that I didn't warn you.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 17, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

An outside-of-the-box idea

I’m not normally the kind of guy to make these kinds of suggestions, but whatever:

why don’t the Orioles offer the Phillies some low level minor leaguer (like, say, Brandon Waring perhaps) for Raul Ibanez and some prospect like Aumont or (someone fill in with some other name in their system who could provide a reasonable upgrade in the Oriole system)?

It seems like the strength of the Orioles’ position right now is their financial flexibility, especially relative to a lot of the competing teams looking to get out of bad contracts. Why don’t the Orioles utilize that advantage and willing take on an albatross like Ibanez in order to pick up some good prospect(s)?

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I hear what you're saying, and I think it's probably a good thought.

But not for Aumont, I wouldn’t trade Waring for Aumont straight up, although I’m not sure who else they have in their system other than Domonic Brown.

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it is a good idea

Although Aumont is way too small of a return. But I’m sure it won’t happen.

I mean, if the Orioles really valued prospects that highly, why not spend more in the draft instead of taking on, what, $18 million owed to Ibanez? It is just more creative than our front office seems to be, and I can’t shake the feeling that most of that financial flexibility is just going into someone’s bank account.

But even so, what does $18 million in prospects look like?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 16, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

i don’t know the phillies system at all: aumont was literally the only name I thought of.

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw Raul Ibanez

Stone glover, old, and his bat has tanked this year.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 16, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

works better in the NBA because of the salary cap

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 16, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, but the Phillies have pretty much said that they don't want to release

Ibanez because of his contract, but they also want Domonic Brown to come up. Amaro doesn’t understand the concept of sunk costs apparently.

by Strat12 on Jul 16, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really gotta start checking that site daily...

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 16, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can follow it on Facebook.

They put out close to 20 articles a day it seems

"This is the Nineties, Bubba, and there is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true."~Hunter S. Thompson

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 16, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This, my friends, is what I have been daydreamin' of all day....

BEER!

"This is the Nineties, Bubba, and there is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true."~Hunter S. Thompson

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 16, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

not much of liquor drinker myself

I prefer to get caught up in a malted hops frenzy. Although, I have found that a shot of Patron after 1 beer induces a very nice and blissful inebriation.

"This is the Nineties, Bubba, and there is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true."~Hunter S. Thompson

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 16, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't hold that against anyone

more for me

Hang onto me, baby, and let's hope the roof stays on

by Andrew_G on Jul 16, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got 2 older brothers and we are a contrast in inbibements.

I drink almost nothing but beer. The middle one is a Sommelier who drinks almost nothing but wine. The oldest doesn’t drink at all. I always tell him he needs to become the liquor expert in the family.

"This is the Nineties, Bubba, and there is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true."~Hunter S. Thompson

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 16, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like scotch,

but rarely have any. I keep thinking I should get some so I can be more versed in it and figure out what I like best, but I don’t know if I want a lot of scotch in my apartment with the way the O’s play…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Jul 16, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scotchy, scotch, scotch...

"This is the Nineties, Bubba, and there is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true."~Hunter S. Thompson

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 16, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid facebook. I don't think the link shows the pic. oh well...

"This is the Nineties, Bubba, and there is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true."~Hunter S. Thompson

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 16, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody noticed this on the sidebar?

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/7/16/1573090/mat-latos-sneeze-padres-hurt-injury-side

Maybe I need to stop holding back sneezes…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Jul 16, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The timing of this seems a little too convenient

Padres were already going skip Latos for at least his next start to manage his innings, now they can call up someone who can help them while he’s unavailable

by kba26 on Jul 16, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm.

I saw that note, but that angle didn’t occur to me.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Jul 16, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

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