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Around SBN: What If This Is It For The Celtics? End Of An Era Looming

Orioles 6, Royals 5 (11): Atrocious Baseball!

Wiggy hit a sac fly in the 11th and Simon shut 'em down after that. O's win! 

Continue to chat here about the following: baseball, good looking baseball players, food porn, alcohol. 

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okay its funny when i’m drunk

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to be up at 6am tomorrow

should I crack open a 90 minute or go to bed

by PhilR8 on Jul 29, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

just one 90 min?

pshhhhh harden the fuck up

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beer.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 29, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't go to bed

lame.

I have to do bird droppings tomorrow before work and I’m here!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait....can this only be about food porn and alcohol?

can we have a new topic?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever you like!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Eastern Front of WWII, the uses of duct tape, favorite polka CDs

You name it, man

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

the famous polka

the famous person has the same sized water ski as me
She’s got three cars, as many years I’ve lived in this city
Her hair is blond and mine is brown, they both start with a B
But when the phone inside her rib cage rings it’s not for me
But when the phone inside her rib cage rings it’s not for me
Hey

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is that?

Mojo Nixon?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

com'on

stacey should know, am i right?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made a good guess, right?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know who that is

but this band tilts at windminds

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, you don't know Mojo Nixon?

WTF?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you dont know they might be giants

id say were even

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know who they are

I just don’t know any of their sucky songs.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's because none of them suck

Birdhouse in your soul!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

primitive ancestry

…something something jason and the argonauts

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

blue canary in the outlet by the light switch

who watches over you.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had "Flood" when I was 12 or so

It was an awesome album. That’s all I know of them, but it most definitely didn’t suck.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I loved Flood.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

the spine always remidns me of college

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

TMBG FTW!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is that?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They Might Be Giants!

get with the program!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was too busy listening to SLAYER in college

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, when you were in college

I was in elementary school

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's when TMBG were popular, yes?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes!

dodo and plucky!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

your mom went to college!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasnt even born when you were in college

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

1991 or later?

Damn I’m old. ’Cause I graduated in ’90 from UMd.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

in that case

i was born when you went to college

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hadnt even turned 2

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha! I thought I was exaggerating, but no.

When you were graduating from college I was graduating from 5th grade.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, since I'm your elder

you should listen to me more

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were NOT in elementary school in 1990, were you?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

What did I just say?

I was in 5th grade. Well or 6th, it depends on the month.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still can;t believe that

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I am

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow you're kind of an asshole!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm just in denial over my own age

That’s a possibility, too.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

stacey i always thought you

looked much younger and more svelte than duck

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

why thank you!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a given

Zsa Zsa Gabor looks younger and more svelte than me

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every time you type something

I feel a little more insulted.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK, last attempt

You seem so wise, it’s hard to fathom such maturity is found in one so young chronologically.

How’s that?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever dude

As far as I’m concerned, you think I look much older than I am and way less svelte than Zsa Zsa Gabor. I see how it is.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

And your opinion won;'t improve

as you’re waking up 30 minutes early to do BD the next 3 days, will it?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

more likely I get to work late

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're digging a rather large hole here

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always get them confused with Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

Of course they both suck, so….

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO!

They Might Be Giants doesn’t suck!!!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I have no clue what they sing. I know the name though.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 29, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

word!

Triangle man, triangle man!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hates person man

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

hit in the face with a frying pan

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh

then they suck.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

song recommendation thread

name a song and I’ll grooveshark it

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Jihad" by Slayer

Oh, you meant TMBG

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do I even want to know what "gfrooveshark" is?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes you do

It’s awesome.

www.grooveshark.com

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

imagine pandora or slacker

but you can type in any song and listen to it immediately.

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

As I am doing right now, to Slayer's "Jihad"

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Muse - Knights of Cydonia

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

OOOH, good choice

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that

I bought that game just to play that song. I played it like 15 times and then sold the game. Man I love Muse.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah muse rules

I almost saw knight and day just because the muse song made the trailer seem cool. fortunately I came to my senses and skipped it

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That song makes everything seem cool

which is dangerous because that song is in the commercial for everything. I almost watched “V” because of that song.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i want it that way

backstreet boys

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

shut up

how was i supposed to know it was gonna explode into a whole bathroom’s worth of foam?? they need a disclaimer for that shit

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

although the minty freshness is pretty freakin awesome

doesnt taste good with beer tho

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was meant to be a cancel

whoops. drunker faster than I thought

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Only three drinks in and feeling it.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

harden the fuck up dudes

i weigh like 160 and i’m on 7. feeling just fine. a little wobbly tho i must say

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

pshhh i'm a classy citizen now

dont drink that stuff anymore

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I try to be classy sometimes

It doesn’t really work out.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

bombay sapphire

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah me and 2632 one day

Decided we were gonna be classy, fancy ladies. But then we got way too drunk to be classy and decided that fancy is good enough for us.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea...cuz pbr is quite fancy

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, not so much.

"Did you notice nobody could catch me? I think I even gave them a little [Deion Sanders] into the dugout. Once I started high-stepping, they weren't going to catch me." -- Prime Time Ty Wigginton

by 2632 on Jul 30, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm drinking 92 proof rum.

Doubles. Three is enough.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

5 mojitos

and 2 beers.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

not bad

would make a good guitar hero song

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

livin la vida loca

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a classic rock guy

so anything I’m into you have probably heard it. I do get down to some heavier stuff though. Nothing too heavy. Underoath, A Skylit Drive, A Static Lullaby, Greely Estates and the sort. And grunge. Can’t forget grunge.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

uses of duct tape

EVERYTHING

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

except ducts of course

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duct Tape and WD-40

For when shit moves and it ain’t supposed to, or
when shit don’t move and it’s supposed to.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much all i have in my garage

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

german's mad dash to the volga

and BAM! hit those facist bastards! not one step backwards, comrade!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enemy at the Gates FTW

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha true

it was actually the little scene from the original call of duty

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Waits' "Cemetary Polka", easy

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

James!

You missed a hell of a game.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

So it seems

I see Brian still can’t pitch.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brian looked awesome for three innings

then, well I don’t know what happened, but it blew. Brian couldn’t find the strike zone at all. It made me sad.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Buck'll knock some sense into him.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

We want Buck to knock some sense into Adam

He made an error.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just want Adam knocked

At this point, any sense going in is just a bonus.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, a hell of a gamethread, anyway

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

prost to that!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

and how

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

this game was egregious

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 29, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

900 some comments in the thread

and only like 300 about baseball

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

because the game was too painfuil

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

preposterous!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahah it was pretty good

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm lovin this alcohol and stuff

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I missed a good one

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 29, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Epic.

two thirds of the crew is drunk or on their way to drunk. Adds to the flavor.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The game? shitty

The gamethread? epic.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

roy oswalt WOULD make his philly debut against the nats

tosser

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

What day would that be.

I’m going to Friday’s game. Friend who is a Nat’s fan is going for b-day.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

you will see roy oswalt

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love calling people tosser!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now what do I watch on tv?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I DVR's Colbert and Jon Stewart

Going with Colbert

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

food network

adult films, spongebob, etc etc

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

here is a new topic

I just moved to baltimore (northeast, just inside the city line around fallstaff) and what do I see when I come home from work: the building next to me has cop cars in front of it and police tape around the door. I thought this was a good neighbodhood.

by PhilR8 on Jul 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Are there any good neighborhoods in the city limits?

Or just less dangerous ones?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

[wire quote]

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ew

My neighborhood is fine.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back with a fresh drink.

Let’s do this.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I decided to drink more

now to do some facebook stalking

by PhilR8 on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to organize a get together sometime for the DC area fellers.

Who meets that criteria? Of course any and all would be welcome.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

ME

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am not in the DC area

nor am I a feller.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

what you meant to say is

the more females the better

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well yes.

Although I am spoken for so that wouldn’t really help me much.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i'm single

so think of it as helping out the less fortunate

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Certainly.

I could have my lady bring some ladies.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you saying his lady is a pet?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch man ouch

i’m hurt by this. you’ve cut me deep

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

aww fuck

i cant believe you’ve done this!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

but funny!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes please

preferably single and under the age of 25 (i’m only 22)

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're just a baby

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

young yes

but wise beyond my age. oh and i prefer to date near my age too.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

and a good cook

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea i cook too

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lOvE CoOkInG ToO!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do too.

I made flounder with crab/lobster filling today. AWESOME

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap

we have quite the culinary ability here

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m jealous of all of it.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I almost went to culinary school.

But instead I went to the Marines. Now I’m working on a chemistry degree.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the stuff that was leaked?

Very few people in the world outside of our military would even understand it. It’s a big deal, yes, but not going to ruin the defense administration.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Granted,

I think the moron that did it should get executed for treason. Just to prove a point.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i endorse this

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Many people may not know

but it is actually acceptable for a commanding officer to execute a treasonist (is that a word?) on the spot during a time of war.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

fire away

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

i almost went to culinary school too

but then i…well i didnt do anything. i just finished a few engineering degrees tho

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I considered engineering too.

Thought it was boring though.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

good choice

it is boring

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

go flyerzzzz!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

We are both 24 so that's doable.

Except haven’t lived up here long and she doesn’t have many friends.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

cant hurt to try

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

no it's not, fucker!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close

I’m 2.5 hours away

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well considering the group

DC area would mean those in the immediate area. For instance, anyone with access to the metro.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay well then still ME

i work right above metro center. and i ride metro to work everyday…….so yea, i have metro access

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Once again

anyone that would want to come would be welcome. I was just thinking some of us that don’t want to sit in beltway and then 95 traffic to go to OPACY might want to meet up some time

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

completely agree

arlington usually works pretty well although it’d be really nice if you guys came out west every once in a while :-)

i’m sure WW would agree too

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I work on Dupont Circle...

good for Caps/Zards games, bad for Orioles baseball…

by TerroristFistJab on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

metro center

realllllly awesome for caps games. shitty for pretty much everything else including life and…um….life.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in Germantown

so north of the city but I get screwed trying to go to Baltimore. I either have to go up to frederick and hop on 70 or down to 495 and up 95. Either way sucks at 4 in the afternoon.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have to go rt. 7 to dulles toll road to 495 to 95

it CANT get any worse than that

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i went to a ping pong torny

there once

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would gladly

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well since a few people seem interested I'll do a fanpost tomorrow.

We can hash out the details from there.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I see this went, um, well?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Sure

If by well you mean the Orioles and Royals are both awful at baseball and so instead we drank.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drinking is good

I did some of my own. Out in Brooklyn. God, I hate Brooklyn.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

you take that back!

i lived there once upon a time!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone loves Brooklyn but me

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

What...

you don’t like drinking PBR with the hipsters while watching underground 60’s movies in a bar?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they serve brooklyn beer in brooklyn

do they even make that in brooklyn, not that it matters because it’s good no matter where it is brewed

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

good stuff brooklyn beer is

not my favorite, but good stuff

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea...

unfortunately most of the bars are “ironic” and serve PBR cans for 2 bucks or actual real beer for $7. And you have to hang out with smelly people who dont wash their ironic beards or their ironic mustaches because they are so ironic.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

you need to get out to a few more places. maybe not so much time in billyburg.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't hang out in Brooklyn too often

When I do, it’s usually because we have a friend that live there, and all the bars in the area are hipster. She, however, is completely not, so it’s kinda funny.

But yea, if i’m gonna make the trip I might as well just go to Manhattan where I can go to any type of bar I want.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 7:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

well duck was graduating college when i lived there

i’m sure it was nice then

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is a brooklyn in Maryland, you know

It’s trash city.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

so many hipsters

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is fixies?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

"fixies"?

Kids today and your hip lingo

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey you changed your picture again

confusing.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

…there were these great photos of a Holzer exhibition at the ICA in Boston. So, still Holzer. But less purple.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Once I figure it out it's ok

But at first I think there is some stranger posting.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

James and Dave who just showed up

In case you wanted to talk baseball, sure by now you’ve recognized that’s probably not gonna happen. Although I’m willing to give it a go if you like.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Nah

baseball is depressing. I like talking about Particle man, Muse, Guitar Hero, and hipsters way more.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok good

I don’t think James does. He appears to have disappeared.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm about to disappear as well

I need to get some sleep. Work and all that jazz. It’s such crap.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

whatever

I see how it is.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be more than happy to stay

if you’d like to contribute to my early retirement.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have any cash for that

Sorry.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no alcohol

Tomorrow is beer shopping day. Not much to be awake for.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

this!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to bed

Get that PS3 so I can beat your ass in some COD and Madden.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha i'm workin on it

300 bucks is a lot

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rudy needed walking

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can talk baseball

i didnt watch much of the game, but i’m not THAT drunk

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not that drunk either

Well, that’s not entirely true.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out

Gotta wake up, pack, and hit the road. See you guys Monday.

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

bye duck!

Have a good vacay

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you have a good weekend

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

peace out yo

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, will Wiggy get traded?

I would prefer that.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

i also endorse this

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope.

I like wigglypuff but we need to get what we can.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't understand why people would want him

Although I don’t understand that about Miggi either.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Versatile

and provides some pop off of the bench. Wiggy is a good depth guy on playoff caliber teams.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

but but but

we might lose 115 games without him!! that cant happen! we have to stop the bleeding at 105 instead!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

well said!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully to the Twins. They are generous

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is what people were saying in the game thread with the Matt Capps trade?

They gave up good stuff?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

pretty solid catching prospect

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, its not like they need a catcher

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

not at all

the egyptians were building pyramids when pudge first hit the MLB

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i meant the twins

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh i thought you were being sarcastic

so i was going along with the joke. SOMEBODY here has to make up for james’ faulty snark meter. just doing my civic duties.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't blame James!

He’s cranky from the nicotine patch.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should quit smoking all the time...

…it gets me out of all kinds of stuff.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should hope you only have to quit once :)

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that ship sailed over a decade ago

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey

james and me are the same person

and i love me

so stop bashing me

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not bashing you or James!

I think you’re both lovely.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

farewell, my lovely

im not leaving, but that book was brackin’

//im adam jones

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahhahahh

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

except he's the art critic

he knows that the underscore is the comic sans of punctuation

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a great line

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey fuck all of you

i want to change my name to R_O_Shipman

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't actually believe that...

…but it is a great line. Got to give credit for good dialog.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I only believe in dialouge

did you know fortnight used to be “fourteen-night”?

that makes so much more sense to me!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

a group of men

sitting around a table talking about baseball is boring.

but tell the audience there is a bomb under the table that will go off in 5 minutes and that exact same scene will be the most terrifyingly tense thing in the entire world.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

A top catching prospect.

Granted they don’t really need him, but they should have used him to get more than Capps.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just seeing this now

They gave up frikin’ Wilson Ramos for Capps!? WTF? I would have given them the entire bullpen (minus Berken and Hernandez) for Ramos. What, is Marlboro not good enough for ya?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

surely Minny would have want Gonzo!!

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it may be not have been a good trade

But the Twins are smarter than the Orioles. Gonzo was signed for 2 years, $12M. Capps was signed for year, $3.5M and is arb eligible next year.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that shows me that the Nats are smarter than the O's

I wanted Capps in the offseason in the first place. Now we’re stuck overpaying Gonzo for middle relief and have no 2nd round pick to show for it. Washington got better production, payed less, and turned him into Wilson frikin Ramos. That really pisses me off.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They gave up a top 50 prospect who is big league ready..

….for a reliever who was non-tendered by the Pirates in the offseason.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't sound like the Twins

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

The trades this week have been crazy...

…Washington got a better prospect for Capps than anyone involved in the Oswalt or Haren deals.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope more stuff happens tomorrow

It’s exciting.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it will all be over by Saturday night.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

false!@

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, the post-deadline deals...

…but those are usually less fun.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

true!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

think about THAT statement

D’OH!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I read today that Boston

was interested in Ohman and Gonzalez. Not sure if it’s been discussed.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

they can habe both

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

anfangen Sie das Desutche Scheisse wieder nicht

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay i'm way too drunk for that

my german sucks even when i’m sober.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

ps

ich mache, was ich will

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i said

dont start that german shit again

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

you should stay in English

so I know what’s going on.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ja, das ist rechts

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

nein!

no soup for you!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha i know

i responded with what drunk me thinks is “i do what i want”

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want to learn German.

Too lazy though.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, when did I drink so much?

I blame Andrew G

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

accepted!

ive had a good day. a very good day, and now ive shared it with everyone!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't stop now.

I need people to stay up with me!

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to work tomorrow

Clearly I’m a moron.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sick day?

It’s friday anyways.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's tempting

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel horrible peer pressuring

especially since I have nothing to do tomorrow, but DO IT!

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

same here

my day is full of….um….sleeping in, playing some golf, maybe cooking something….etc etc

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you both

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

And your tax money is paying my bills.

Ah, thank you post 9/11 Montgomery GI bill.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well your tax money is paying my salary

so we’ll call it even.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

my fucking tax money pays for both of you

although your tax money pays for the projects that keep me employed so i guess what comes around goes around

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't pull this card often

but I think I’ve earned some free college money for some of the shit I’ve done.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

concur

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only problem with it is some of the punk kids I have to deal with

at school. As soon as they find out what I’ve done they start asking a million questions. How many people have you killed? How many of your friends died? Seriously WTF just let me get mah education.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I’m sorry. That must totally suck.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not too bad, because I can avoid it kinda

by answering enough or something along those lines, but I had a teacher who kept pressing me about my opinion on something and finally in front of the class I basically told him to STFU and don’t worry about it because it’s none of his fucking business. People just have no respect for others.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

And on that note,

I need another drink.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

professors are like that

fucking annoying as shit.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was actually an alright guy.

He was an english proffessor and like 72 from Scotland. He just kept pressing me and I clearly didn’t want to answer.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love scottish people

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

buchanan clan ftw

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I work with a lot of military

most of whom have been deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan or some similar place, so I have some experience with what people do and do not want to talk about. I guess if you don’t have any experience with it you might not understand the boundaries.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

everyone i work with is former military

their deployments were a bit further south tho.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well the thing is

most people don’t mind talking with people that they know. I just don’t care to talk about it with some punk 18 year old I just met.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

understandable

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed man

thanks for the service. i’ll give free shit to anyone over there doing what i’m not.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

it’s always appreciated.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't paid taxes in a while really.

Last three years were mostly in Iraq. I only claimed like 10-15k each year and the money I get for college is tax free. SO TAKE THAT!

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried about that

We’ll find you and make you pay.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm not worried about that

I’ve got Rudy to guard me against you and your government thugs.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

you named your dog

after samwise gamgee?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't name him...

…he knew his name when I got him.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

and i was gonna compliment you

i rename my friends to suit my literary fascinations all the time.

James, ever read The Rum Diary?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

I love Hunter S. Thompson, but I didn’t pick that one up.

Good?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hes obviously trying to be F Scott

but its great. its really great.

I heard he spent college nights retyping The Great Gatsby just to feel how the words felt off the fingers. Hard to find a better mentor. Besides Kevin Millwood, of course.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I had a professor once who had written a dozen endings to The Last Tycoon.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

now if you had a professor

who had written a dozen endings to Schubert’s 8th, I’d be impressed

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

never took music in college

I did have a professor in college who wrote a book I read in high school English class. That’s about as cool as it got.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds apocryphal

but on the other hand, if you’re on drugs maybe you can feel words as you type them. this is bat country

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

poor bastard

wait til he sees the bats

//Im gonna carve a Z into your forehead

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are talking

way to fucking smart for me. Just thought I’d chime in.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

its okay

i dont get any of this literature shit either. i’m an engineer. less words equals more better

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

im a computer scientist

being smart is no reason for being out of the mode

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm maybe you can help me learn some java

but yea…i read. just not that often.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

java is what i do

it gets a bad rap, but only by elitists

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea i want to learn

ive dabbled in it before, but i suck at it

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey man

Schuberts 8th is the greatest piece of classical music ever. The fact that it has no ending MAKES IT

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean even if something just ends

it still has an ending, no?

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Andrew and James like to speak their secret twin language

it’s best to just ignore them.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

no comprende yo.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or, you know, get a library card

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a library card, asshole!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too jerk!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is that I don't....

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

me neither

I own enough books that I havent read:

on the docket:

Confederacy of Ducnes,
The Thin Man,
Omnivores Dilemma,
and many more!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got a kindle dx for christmans

now it’s way too easy to buy books, and I have about ten books I bought but haven’t read

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I tend to buy too many books

I read Confederacy of Dunces. It was good, but I think maybe I was expecting more because I’d heard so much about it.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

hrm

i hope it meets expectations. that would be sad otherwise!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

the only books i buy involve world war 2 history

and some civil war. or bill bryson books. i love that guy

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just bought

the Gods and Generals/The Killer Angels/The Last Full Measure trilogy.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I read the killer angels

for a history class an uni

it was gooooood

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm reading killer angels right now actually

for the 5th time at least. it has to be one of my favorite books.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

i bought those in middle school

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Read some WWI shit...

…that stuff is really compelling.

Have you read any Robert Pape?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope

but i dig cold war whathisface

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll get there eventually

i love reading about ww2 though. i own pretty much every ambrose novel

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pape is non-fiction...

…wrote a lot of interesting stuff, especially about strategic bombing theory and WWII.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeayea i know

i dont read historical fiction outside of killer angels. in fact, i despise it. only non-fiction for me

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like sean bean

if thats what youre asking

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have never seen the movies

or series or whatever the fuck they call seasons over in the UK, but I do like the books. Guilty pleasures

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

either way

i still like 006

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

same

boromir was the best part of the lotr movies

horn of gondor, etc

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

but, oddly, two towers is my favorite of that series. I love ents, what can I say?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

I’ve never read Killer Angels.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

its a must read

no seriously. its great

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll add it to the queue.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well killer angels

may be fiction but it is rather fact based.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

ive been to gettysburg

about a million times, and that definitely helps, IMO

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never been.

Which is pitiful considering how close I am.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

man

you can stand on the very spot where Reynolds died. thats fucking intense

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's awesome.

They don’t make men like they did back then. I would love to have a sense of what they went through.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i go pretty much every year

also had the opportunity to go to antietam this year with a pretty solid civil war historian. pretty cool

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Id love to go to Vicksburg

someday some day

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

same here

its on my to-do list

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea but its still fiction

he makes lee out to be some feeble old man. and longstreet is apparently a hero and amazing and everything

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking more bill bryson and robert ludlum

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

im reading

mother tongue right now!

a little dry, and I zone out a bit, but very enjoyable

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have Confederacy of Dunces on my to read pile too

But having just finished Cryptonomicon today, I’m deciding whether to start “Let the Great World Spin” or “The Savage Detectives” next.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't ever use it

Because I’m incapable of returning books on time, and then the librarian gets all snooty when I pay my fine, and I want to be like fuck you lady I’m paying your salary.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

hypocrite!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's a library?

Isn’t that where I store my itunes music?

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

How many times do I have to tell you

that I’m not afraid of teeny tiny Rudy and his teeny tiny self.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

So much the worse for you

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would just pet him into submission

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's been tried.

Doesn’t usually work out that well.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

And that's what he wants...

….he’s camouflaged with cuteness.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know the squealers when i see them!

they’ll find you and make you squeal!!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude you play golf!?>

Are you good? I need someone to play with. I suck ass though.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey

i suck at golf but love it too

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck a game get together

lets to a CC day at the links.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm in!

if we all suck then its okay

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

im in

but i demand a mulligan and satisfaction

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds kinda dirty

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

usually i just line up 10 balls in the tee box

if any of them hit the fairway, thats the shot i keep

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can play a full 18

but one time I rode an overnight bus to cleveland and got no sleep (but read all of the great gatsby) and got off the bus and then played 18 holes and felt like the living dead for the last 13 holes of it.

not my best game. the next day i got a birdie for the first time ever though.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can play 18 too

i’m getting better. occasionally i can hit the ball in the air now too.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think i will like playing against you

what do you usually shoot?im usually under 120 but never under 100, regardless of the course

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can get under 120 methinks

if i was having a really good day, i might even close in on 100

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I usually hover between 100-120

but I once shot a 92! Eat it suckas!!!

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was when I was playing semi regularly though.

I’m nowhere near that now.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

last time i played a real round was a year ago

gone to the range a few times recently tho

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

My problem

is that I never go to the range. I need to take a few lessons too. My drive has a wicked slice. I played baseball too long and I have trouble not trying to swing it like a bat.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

same here

15 or so years of baseball have killed my golf game. i hit everything with a fade (i’m a lefty) which totally sucks.

i need lessons and a lot more range time. ive been twice this year tho so thats an improvement.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

my girlfriends grandmother

who makes screwdrivers instead of momosas, doesnt believe in lefties

I putt lefty

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i golfed righty for the longest time

i learned righty actually

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a half lefty.

I write and throw lefthanded, but hit and play golf and hockey right handed.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

hockey?

go RIT! Go Flames!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

go flyerzzzzzzz

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

eff you

calgary all the way

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i throw lefty, golf/hockey lefty

i bat righty

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can actually switch-hit

but thats more a function of being terrible batting at both sides

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I "can" switch hit

but I’m not so great left handed.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

im terrible at hitting

but it feels very comfortable either way

im like mark texieria but way cooler

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

i root for the orioles, but if don mattingly comes along I cream my pants and drool on myself…

…so, yes?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

so you're a mouth breather?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

and an ugly motherfucker?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

all of the above

stacey can attest

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never noticed you being a mouthbreather

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

but everytime I hit a home run

I do this weird exhale thing like it was the hardest goddamn thing in the world to ever do. you didnt notice that?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I have noticed that about you when you hit a home run. It’s douchey.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

everytime i hit a homerun

i do a wicked fistpump at least twice while rounding the bases

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, so you're kevin youkilis?

i actually saw him at a phish concert once. he seems like a cool enough dude.

//Im so so sorry everyone

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

That fuckin' guy??

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

im so very sorrry

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha i was goin for aubrey huff

makin fun of joba fucking chamberlain

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was actually my first guess

thatll learn me

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

well you never hit homeruns

so i didnt notice.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can switch hit

i’m actually better from the left side of the plate too, but batting righty feels more comfortable

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I took lessons in HS

and my swing got worse. Didn’t touch a set of clubs for 7 years when baseball got serious. Picked ’em up again 2 years ago and like magic I was substantially better than when I was playing a lot. Weird shit.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

lucky you

wish i was that way. i dont play much and its fairly obvious. ive gotten much much worse

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm still not any good

but definitely better than I was. My HS baseball coach was also the golf team coach so I played just to play free golf with the other guys 3 times a week, but I really sucked. Horrible slice. Now i’m less shitty, but still shitty.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like to drink beer while I golf.

It adds to the excitement.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that true with almost everything?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

i’m pretty sure marriage counseling wouldnt get better with beer. or navigating a sobriety checkpoint

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

Marriage counseling would absolutely get better with beer!

Navigating a checkpoint…not so much…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

beer is probs the only way to actually get thru marriage counseling

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

but i havent been married

or know anybody in counseling…so nobody i can ask to try it out

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

well...

I’m taking the plunge in October, but hopefully I won’t have to be in counseling for another few years.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

awesome!

hopefully you dont swear during the ceremony!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that not appropriate in vows?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably not

beer is tho!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Supposedly

I’m on a pre-ceremony limit, but I’m still negotiating what that means exactly.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

all of my friends are getting married

i hate being one of the few remaining unmarried people amidst a large group of married people. kids get married so young these days.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude you're 22!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

so?

wait…are you saying thats young or not young?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

22 is a baby

I’m not even the same person I was when I was 22. I can’t imagine if I’d gotten married then.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should be insulted

but I think stacey appreciated me for who I am, so I dunno

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, how old are you?

I do appreciate you for who you are.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

just joshing you!

Im 24, 25 on everyone’s favorite day!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

are you ever really the same person 5-8 years after a certain point (I have no idea how old you are, but I’m guessing 27-30)?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

im 24

and a half. I share a birthday with one brandon erbe, except hes exactly one year younger than me.

I am overly proud of this.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm 24 and a half to

!#lollers111

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i share a bday with matt wieters

take THAT

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

well hes a year older than me so i doubt it

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm 31

And at this point I feel like for the most part I am who I will always be. But that person is nothing like 22 year old Stacey.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’m 27 and don’t think I’m the same person I was even 2 years ago. I have no clue though…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'm the same person

that I was yesterday.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

me either dude

i had some wicked good cheesecake yesterday. changed me forever

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i do what i can

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

(thats what she said)

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea i'm pretty glad i'm not getting married

it is weird tho being around these married people. like 6 weeks ago we were all kicking back beers having a grand ole time. now its like “ration the time you spend with your friends” kinda stuff. it would probably be slightly better if i was dating someone, but alas, i’m not so i’m stuck being the single person amidst the crowd of married folk.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Worked for me & my wife

I was a month past my 23rd birthday, she hadn’t turned 23 yet.

19 years in August….

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

my best friend

just had a daughter, and I cant cope with that. I assume that he got demoted from his job and had to take several weeks off to deal with it, too.

//reimolded

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not married!

Yet. It’s been 4+ years so probably soon.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

you should get on that

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

I lived with 4 other guys in college and 4 out of the 5 of us are getting married this year.

Two of my friends from high school are having kids (one twins) – that’s the real scary shit. I wouldn’t let either of them walk my dogs…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

i give it six weeks tops.

KIDDING! good luck man

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

the trick

is to not try to touch your nose, but to just try to bend your elbow. your finger will naturally gravitate towards your nose

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Any tips for the breathalizer???

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont think ive ever been below 100

dont think ive ever been below 110 now that i think about it

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

My God, I've found my golf twin

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can play 18

but I need about 5-10 balls to do it. On a good day.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh at least

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

no i'm awful

i try tho

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i did that last friday

granted, i was actually sick, but still

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is my favorite feeling

the Orioles won! I feel weightless!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i felt fine until i stopped drinking

now i’m feeling drunk

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

start again

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do eet.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

D!

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Jul 30, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

ok my beer is gone

Do I start another one or call it a night?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

im pondering the same

have to be up in 6 hours

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too, pretty much

I technically just have to be to work by 10, but it’s Friday so I don’t want to be there too late.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

flex time

that means you gotta work till 6

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i used to get to work as early as i possible could on fridays

so i could leave as early as i possibly could

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

ich auch, genau

that means me too, exactly

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

for our golf game?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll play tomorrow.

I need to get fitted for a suit at some time though.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I Swear

Im not so drunk that I wont forget:

I am playing golf with a bunch of folks,
I am seeing Hobgoblin with Bill Duck,
and probably talking beards and softball.

Ive never met Duck, I hope hes nice!

Also, anyone who wants to see playoff Frederick Keys actikon action action, lets dooooooooo it

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Duck is super nice

And I want to go see Frederick. LJ HOOOOOOES!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay yea you arent gonna remember any of that

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

ANDREW

I opened another. It’s my last.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok.

ill tell you what I told Joe Posnanski earlier today:

Let’s do this.

WHO. WILL. OWN. IT.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahah

atrocious baseball!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i did too

hehe

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

This is one of the most interesting gamethreads ive ever read

by Newbird on Jul 30, 2010 1:18 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

man

this is the POSTgame thread

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

shoulda been in the actually gamethread

it was crazy

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

it didnt seem that crazy to me

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Andrew and I had lots of good conversations

about which baseball player is attractive

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i still disagree about sizemore

hes a naked puppy dog

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

whatev he's hot

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

you just think any naked professional athlete is hot

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not true

I’m not too thrilled about the idea of naked CC Sabathia

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggh

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

david ortiz?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

double arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahhahh

how about naked John Lackey?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least you arent pulling out brian wilson

ugliest of them all.

pauses.

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

what about chein ming wang

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

lets see

boittle of wine, couple bottles of beer, some…..

oh fuck my homemade ice cream never got ate

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

vanilla

and it tastes so much better than anything ever it hard to describe

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

man you do not understand

this is flavored with a real vanilla bean from madagascar. I cant even find madagascar with a small boat. this is intense. who. will. own. it.

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

you

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahha

nicely played

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

well madagascar is pretty fucking big

so obviously you suck at boating

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is why i never made eagle scout

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

phil

you and i are gonna come to blows

and not the good kind of blows

//too much? I didnt mean it!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will pretend you meant blowpops

they were an integral part of my childhood

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

your beard will be no deterance

i demand satisfaction!

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you ever seen the duelist

I am imagining you as harvey keitel with pigtails

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like everything you said

except that last word

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you gonna bark all day

little doggie? or are you gonna bite?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never understood the appeal of blowpops

or lollipops in general. When I wanted candy as a kid I didn’t have the patience for that shit.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

you wanted an immediate and violent sugar explosion in your moth

yeah I did too sometimes, and then I turned to warheads or usually eye poppers

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah warheads

do they still make those??? I haven’t seen them in forever. I still get Airheads occasionally.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I take back my comment below.

Warheads were the shit, along with atomic fireballs.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

i found an airhead jammed in the seatback pocket in my car

had to be at least 10 years old

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

i gave it to my neighbor actually

he ate it

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Without a doubt still good.

The chemicals in that will outlast us all.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I only like chocolate.

Fuck the rest of that shit.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am not a candy/sweets/dessert person

would much rather have another piece of meat or some more mashed potatoes and skip dessert

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

how can you hav e any pudding

if you dont eat your meat

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

How’d we transition to Floyd??

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i put on

the wizard of oz

work in t-minus 7 hours

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

i am a proud eagle scout

although i never was much of a boater. i probably could find madagascar though. unless she has something to say about it

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i cant swim

the end for me. it took a miracle just to get to first class.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I went to a boy scouts meeting once.

My parents were divorced and my mom had to take me and it didn’t work out. We made bird feeders with pine cones and peanut butter.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did

Just sayin’

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

someone didnt see thank you for smoking

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did

but I don’t remember the reference.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

he asks his kid

whether chocolate or vanilla is better, and convinces him that vanilla is the only american option. i like strawberry myself, and have been called all kinds of names for it. feel free to add on.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Strawberry is good too.

I just like ice cream in general.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

you my friend

would love to be in my house right now

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds a little...off

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

and curtains

to be discreet

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you were drinking

one more beer and then leaving? Or did you harden the fuck up?

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still drinking it

the more beers I have the longer it takes me to drink them.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you shop at safeway?

They always have their store brand ice cream on sale. And it’s quite good.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

nooooooooo

homemade ice cream

too good

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to make it when I was a kid.

Like 5-7 years old. I don’t remember what it was like.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

IT IS BETTER THAN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never knew ice cream

could be so gay.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

satisfaction

I DEMAND IT

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

This is one of the most interesting Postgamethreads ive ever read

by Newbird on Jul 30, 2010 1:21 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

damn straight

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tillman got knocked around again today

Seems we’ve managed to get him to a point where he can no longer get AAA batters out.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Aww poor Chris

He has been abused.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

well thats just swell

i’ve got a great idea. lets call up britton so we can fuck him over too. i love this team.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you're all so young

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

james, why?

im just you like ten years ago!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Try to make better use of your 27-30 period than I did.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ill keep that in mind

in four years

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by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck I am old

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

not really

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice of you to say

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nowhere near as old as me, remember?

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am 27.5 now

what should i not be doing

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're not much older than me.

What, 3 years? At this point in my life that’s practically the same age.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, true...

…but the rest of these babes…

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah they're youngsters.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch man ouch

and to think, I was gonna ask you to drink whisky with me in the city last weekend…

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

But you already didn't..

….I was preemptively dissed.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

youd probably want whiskey

like some sort of wussy

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not fussy...

…whisky gets the job done too.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

you clearly do not understand

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Always possible

I blame the nicotine patch.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

whiskey gets the job done

whisky is for drinking

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh. Touche.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

now that you have that excuse

let’s see how many things you can blame on it.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a fun game

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

If that's your idea of fun....

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

everyone has to have a hobby

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

my hobby is following a pathetic baseball team

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey

we won! we are slightly less pathetic. ignore the egregiousness of the game! we won!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember all the errors?

good times.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you forget we beat the royals?

i told you you’d start forgetting shit you drunk

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amen to that.

I follow a pathetic baseball team, football team, basketball team, and college football team. Thank goodness for the Caps and UMD basketball.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a skins fan

i would pity you, but….

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Correct.

I grew up in the late 80’s/early 90’s. Skins, Caps, Wizards, and O’s. And anyone who wasn’t a Colts fan and is a Raven’s fan or wasn’t a senators (or expos I guess) fan and is a gnats fan are punks.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

the caps continue to piss me off though

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

How so?

Aside from the Montreal debacle.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

the montreal debacle

remember when we had a stanley cup caliber team?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus fleischmann and semin are still here

we have no 2C and still (IMO) lack anyone capable of providing proper defense.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Green does not get enough credit for his D.

Schultz and Poti can both play. Fleischmann I hope gets traded, but Semin is valuable to this team. I’m happy with the pick up of DJ King though. A lot of people don’t like having an enforcer but we needed one and he is one of the best.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

if it keeps sloan out of the lineup then okay

otherwise, its pointless. schultz is solid. poti ain’ bad either (although his lack of clearing skills annoys the shit out of me). green is good, but he cant do two things at once. either he’s playing well offensively or he’s playing well defensively. its never both and they rely a lot on his offense. semin has amazing talent but the guy just isn’t a gamer. doesnt show up when they really need him to be good. takes way too many dumb penalties too.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

In the Flyers series a couple years ago

and in the Rangers series last year Semin was our best player. He is just hit or miss, but he is a big part of this team. He took a lot of penalties early in the year but fixed that as time went on. The only problem with him is that he will demand Kovalchuk money after this year. Off to the KHL Sasha.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

kovalchuk in years 1-8 of the contract

or 9 thru fucking 17? HUGE difference

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

1-8

Although I think the fact that that deal got shut down means Kovy will be heading to the KHL as well.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope so

one less to worry about

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kovalchuk on the Devils

doesn’t worry me. They can’t utilize him properly.

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by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea i mean they cant score

but still. that problem cant get worse with him.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

but I don’t think he is a 40-50 goal scorer on that team.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh def not

NJ is probably the best place for him out of all the teams in the east (as far as the caps are concerned)

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

We shall see

But if Parise can put up 40, I don’t see why IIlya can’t.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

hit or miss is not a quality i want from my second best scorer tho

especially not when facing good teams

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin is hit or miss

and he won the Conn Smythe for Pitt.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate him too

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still do.

We ran into a hot goalie. If Pittsburgh had beaten them I would be more pissed, but Halak was on fire.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

We've run into hot goalies since 1987

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain

that if you two were ever in the same place at the same time, the universe would implode.

Not to mention I’d be kinda jealous.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can come to New York too...

…that is, if you dare to face the Rudy.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I told you I'm not scared of your pup

I get up there on a semi-regular basis. I’m sure I’ll track you down one day.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that's only because you know what he looks like

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you wanted me to think your dog was fierce

You never should have sent me an adorable picture of him looking all adorable and shit.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

james, come to bmore for felix pie tshirt tuesday

we have whisky to drink with stacey.

glengoyne 15 year. from my ancestoral home.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Won't be able to come that soon

Might be nice to make it before the offseason, but I’m not sure. I’ve got a fall full of weddings to go to.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

you must come

it would too good

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

you make fun

but youre really hoping it happens

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats also kinda what she said

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

what exactly am I hoping happens?

I’m having a little bit of trouble following along.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

me and James and the universe

all in one one-dimensional spot

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Well if I can be there, too. Sure.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes of course

and everyone!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, why does the spot have to be one dimensional?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

man, I don't know

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is a joke in there somewhere.

I;m just too buzzed to find it.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

everybody

watched spaced! simon pegg FTW

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

The internet is NOT for old people.

……just kidding.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

well duck's out then

ZING!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can't make fun of anyone

who isn’t here to defend himself.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure i can!

its better that way

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll just ban his ass........

NOW

"Overdrive the sound and make it sound pretty rude." - Jimmy Page

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

gwahahahaha

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

so you werent drinking alone

LIAR

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well she is in the building.

But I;m the only one concious.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

close enough

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

She doesn't know I'm drinking

So that makes it like I’m alone.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah yea

well shes up now so you can break the news. and tell her the reason you arent currently in bed with her is that you’re spending time with internet friends.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably for the best

the internet friends thing probably wouldnt be a +1 for you

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

She knows I do the whole blog thing.

And she makes fun of me for it, but I have more friends then she ever has, so I don’t worry about it.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

well arent you just mr. popular over here

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not really.

She just doesn’t have a lot of friends. I blame it on her going to private school. Then she went to NC for college and then came back home. Not a lot of friends around here after that. Not too mention men are generally better at keeping friends for a long time. My friends from elementary school are still my friends. For the most part.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've only maintained a few friends from way back then

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well me too

But I mean those that were my best friends are still my friends. Even if I don’t see them as often as I’d like too. Growing up sucks.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hardly ever see my best friend anymore

now that i’m back in nova, i dont really see anybody tho so i guess that statement doesnt mean much

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get made fun of too.

She calls you all my “internet friends.”

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I'm not alone!

I’m with you guys!

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

ALMOST

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

goodnight folks

tomorrow I will be sad that I stayed up. but right now I am happy

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 1:49 AM EDT reply actions  

tomorrow you will remember how fucking awesome we are

and you wont be sad at all

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Night Phil Rate

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure its phil rEIGHT

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nine more minutes for me

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 AM EDT reply actions  

12.8 for me

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh...i thought we were just picking random numbers

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I keep a variety pack of chips in my pantry

and during times like these I put a hurtin on them.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 1:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay gang

I am, as the kids say, off to Never-Never Land.

Ill see you all as a hungover twenty-something dodging work on a Friday morning very soon. Too soon, in fact.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 2:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Night Andrew

Thanks for tricking me into drinking tonight

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

this

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe you motherfuckers are all still up

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

neither can I, dude

neither can I

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

how many beers in are we now?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

8

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously?

you’re gonna be hurting tom’’w

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

luckily i'm on vacation

not going back to work till monday

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've had 5

which is a lot for me.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

awesomeness.

fuck, i would like to tie one on right now. if i wasn’t so goddamned old.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

aw, you're not old

James and I already determined that we’re old and everyone else is a baby. You are welcome to join our crew.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

um, i saw earlier where you said you were in 5th grade when duck graduated college.

that means when i finished high school, you were 4.

i’m old, thx much.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahhahah

I’m an old soul, though

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt. :)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd best not.

got a long day tomorrow.

cheers, all. sounds like it was a great night! :)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

night, zk

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm on zero beers.

Sailor Jerry all the way.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

guess i should actually go to bed

not that this hasnt been fun

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:13 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah, me too

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

ps i love the fact i can wake up at 10 tomorrow and still get 8hrs of sleep

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate your guts

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea well

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

right there with you

I’m going through a “I don’t give a fuck about my job” phase right now. haha

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats my everyday philosphy

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus you work from home anyways

you can make your own hours

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

tomorrow I plan on working from 11-2. And by “working” I mean reading the internet and watching my dogs play in the back yard.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That does sound better actually.

We’ll see – there’s some chance I’ll have a 10:30 conference call, but if I don’t have any emails about it when I roll over and check my blackberry I may just stay in bed.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's nice

being on your own fucking program.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOO!!!

I guess I’m left to drink alone.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

aight dude its time for bed

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Later.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

where are bird droppings!

I am at work and I demand bird droppings!

by PhilR8 on Jul 30, 2010 8:08 AM EDT reply actions  

DUDE I AM COMPILING THEM!

It takes time! I hate when duck goes out of town and then I stay up until 2 a.m. drinking.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

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