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Hungover Bird Droppings

Whose idea was it to stay up so late on a school night drinking? In case my extremely informative post game wasn't enough for you, highlights of last night's sloppy win can be found at MLB.com, the Baltimore Sun, and the Kansas City Star.

On Miggi

Orioles Insider: Tejada reacts to trade
Miggi says all the right things about Baltimore.

Return of Bell major reason for Tejada trade | MLB.com: News
"The primary motivation was to get Josh Bell back up here," president of baseball operations Andy MacPhail said of the 23-year-old switch-hitting prospect who will assume Tejada's roster spot and take over third base duties. Um....because he showed he was ready the last time he was here? 

Weaver's Tantrum: WE HAVE A MANAGER! But No 3rd Baseman
Weaver's Tantrum declares the Miggi trade addition by subtraction.

O's Snag Wynn Pelzer from Padres (Scouting Report and Notes)
Orioles Prospects compiled some notes and video on our trade booty.

Orioles Card "O" the Day: Miguel Tejada, 2010 Topps Allen and Ginter #8
Kevin bids adieu to Miggi.

Orioles Trade Miguel Tejada To Padres For Wynn Pelzer | Camden Crazies
Daniel says that although Miggi wasn't great, his stats prove that he was pretty much worth his contract, and he takes a look at our new pitcher, Wynn Pelzer

Star-divide

On Buck

Buck Showalter Should Help Orioles Reach Their Potential -- MLB FanHouse
Ed Price provides a strong list of reasons why Buck is awesome.

Virtual Vensanity: ESPN's Jayson Stark: Buck Showalter a 'great hire' 
Jayson Stark believes Showalter can put a stop to the regression of our young, talented players. I hope so. 

Buck Showalter hiring gives Orioles fans reason for hope - baltimoresun.com
People around Baltimore, who are surely experts in managers, give Buck a thumbs up.

Orioles Insider: MacPhail not worried about contract; Samuel undecided on future
Showalter's three year contract is actually two years longer than MacPhail's, and Juan Samuel sounds like he's not going to return to the third base coaching box. 

Trade Deadline Fun

Rangers trade for Jorge Cantu, send Chris Davis to Triple-A
I guess the Rangers don't need Wiggy now.

Washington Nationals trade all-star Matt Capps to Minnesota Twins
The Nats rob the Twins by sending Matt Capps to them for Wilson Ramos

Oswalt becomes Phillies' latest ace | Philadelphia Inquirer
Roy Oswalt joins that other Roy in Philly and the Astros get J.A. Happ and some random minor leaguers, then flipped one of those guys to Toronto for Brett Wallace

In the Minors

Orioles Insider: Erbe scratched from rehab start at Aberdeen
Brandon Erbe can't rehab yet due to tenderness in his arm. Sad. 

Tides fall at Scranton/WB Thursday night | Norfolk Tides News
Chris Tillman got knocked around as the Tides lost 7-1.

Ninth-inning rally lifts Baysox
The Baysox walked off 8-7 with four runs in the bottom of the ninth. Joel Guzman hit another home run and Eddie Gamboa struck out seven and gave up five hits in five innings.

Potomac Nationals rained out against Frederick Keys 
The Keys were rained out and will play a double header today.

Shorebirds Drop Series Opener to Lexington - WBOC-TV 16
They lost 4-1 and have scored just one run in their last 28 innings.

Cyclones Take Second Straight From IronBirds : The Dagger
Aberdeen lost 4-2, but more importantly they have a guy on their team named Sammie Starr. That's awesome. 

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Hair o' the dog, y'all. Hair o' the dog.

Works like a charm!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 8:50 AM EDT reply actions  

happy b-day Baltimore...

if garrison keillor is to be believed, you look pretty good for your age.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 8:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

also...

after browsing last night’s comments I can say that I totally endorse the notion of a dc cc golf outing.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 8:55 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

you have to suck tho

since the other three involved are terrible

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, yes...

no worries there.

ever play at haines point?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 10:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nah

never even heard of it

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's part of the national park system...

fairly cheap public course w/ a driving range, nice view of the monuments from various tees and fairways, not terribly difficult.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 10:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I once hit a rat with a tee shot at Hains Point

And no, the animals are not part of the holes, like at a Putt Putt course.
It’s quite a colorful place, and as the post above says, it’s as easy a course as there is. Plus, if I recall correctly, within financial reason to play.

by Fred Sanford on Jul 30, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

how do you know you hit a rat?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was a water rat, from the Potomac

The guy I was playing with, who knows about stuff like that, I’d’ed it. We couldn’t stop laughing the rest of the way around the course.

by Fred Sanford on Jul 30, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

where's this located?

sounds like a nice course.

i hardly ever golf anymore, but when i do, its either at a pretty nice mountain course up in the catskills (new york) or at my local public course out in sterling.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

i went to a summer camp

that an eagle scout friend of mine blacksmithed (for real – by the end of the summer his arms were obviously different sizes) at as a summer job in Livingston Manor. So very hot during the day and unnaturally cold at night. The Catskills are a weird place.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

we built a big fire

you get your mind out of the gutter

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phil's mind is always in the gutter

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's in the city...

off 395. it’s also a hop and a skip from nats park. a few of the fairways are even bounded by the river.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 10:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i said Id remember

and I do. I would very much like that. It would terrible though, and we stand a decent chance of getting run off by the locals.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was planning on heading out to algonkian today

if anyone is interested in driving wayyyyy out to loudoun

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm in DC right now! i'll play during the week

although I’m sort of decent.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not at haynes point

it’s meant for people who suck at golf.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

well ok then

lets do this

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hear, hear...

I’m just not into paying 60-80 bucks for the privilege of embarssing myself. hell, I can (and often do) do that for free.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 2:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm in.

When are we gonna do this?

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And will there be beer?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to destroy all of you.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no

Birdman and I are going to finally meet????

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, if you guys do it on a day that i can came. i might be down. i plan on playing golf everyday next week.

maybe you can caddy for me? j/k

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I hope this works out. It’s much harder to argue with people that you’ve met in person.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i dont ever do anything

but this weekend’s a no go. Not that I know how far in advance getting a tee time is needed for any particular course.

I should probably hit up a driving range before this, just to work off the rust, too.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can do any day during the week.

Monday would be perfect and tues, wed, and thurs would have to be early in the morning.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

except for Sundays...

next couple weeks are no good for me.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 4:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

would have to be a weekend for me

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i shot a 115 today

not good at all. got much better on the back 9 tho

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in

Haynes Point!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope there are some more trades today

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 9:28 AM EDT reply actions  

related sort of...

should the next trade-related roster opening spring nolan reimold?

personally, I think yes.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 9:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

depends on who it is that is traded

We almost have to continue to carry the extra bullpen arm as a result of our shitty starting pitching. So if Ohman were to be dealt, then I would foresee a AAA arm coming up to keep the bullpen stocked. If it’s Wiggy, or we could only dream, Corey, then I could be on board w/ either Reimold or Aubrey coming up.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

you'd have to get rid of Scorey first

and you know the brass won’t like that idea. He’s a sparkplug!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

but...

does he like to play?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 10:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Has he been playing well?

I’m sorry to say I’ve lost track of him.

If they trade Luke or Corey (please!) I guess we might see him. Not if it’s Wiggy, then I’d imagine it’ll be Moore.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 9:58 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

His July OPS is up to .782

and in the last week and a half he’s hitting .333/.478/.472. It’s not exactly where he was last year, but its getting a lot closer.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bryce Harper posted on Facebook that he is probably going back to CSN...

…negotiating ploy, or will the Nats really fuck this up? Discuss.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 9:31 AM EDT reply actions  

It would be their 2nd first round pick failure in 3 years.

While I don’t care about their success either way, it would be interesting if we could somehow end up with him.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 30, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

negotiating ploy

Jon Heyman tweeted that there is a sticking point in contract discussions re: the Nats’ eyeblack budget.

OK, not really. Can you link to BH’s facebook page? I am only finding impostors.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Jul 30, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Negotiating ploy, IMHO

You can’t go any higher than the #1 overall pick. Does he / his agent think the O’s would pony up more $$$ next year?

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

rizzo

probably more likely to get a complicated deal done than bowden.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 9:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

negotaiting ploy

why would he go through all this trouble just to not sign? You know the money’s there.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

it has to be a negotiating ploy, next years draft is stacked,

Rendon, even with the injury, is much closer to the majors and has a guaranteed position. He would lose a ton of leverage and he might drop even farther than the top 2 with all the stud starters coming out next year also.

by Strat12 on Jul 30, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bryce Harper posted on Facebook that he is probably going back to CSN…

Scott Boras created that twitter account for him and posted that tweet.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

A 767 comment overflow thread?

What the hell did i miss last night? lol

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 10:15 AM EDT reply actions  

you missed everything

it was crazy…you shoulda been there

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

nothing baseball related tho

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not entirely true

Remember when I predicted Corey’s game tying home run?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that was crazy

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know, its a little sad how much I wish i was

Going out to a bar or talking on a baseball message board with my internet friends shouldnt be that hard of a decision lol

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was pretty much like goin to the bar anyways

since we were all drunk

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you didn't hook up with the cougar?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still working on it

She lives way out in the burbs and was there with friends which made it difficult

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm apparently you visit the wrong bars

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its a dive bar with 5 dollar pitchers

If you go there looking to pick up girls, you’re in the wrong place.

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

5 dollar pitchers usually makes the second part easy

since, after a while, everybody looks good!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Buying beer by the pitcher

makes it really hard to hit that sweet spot where i’m drunk enough to be somewhat charming while still being sober enough to stand up straight. I have a tendency to overshoot by about 2 or 3 pitchers.

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have that problem as well

its completely natural

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I was reading this and got to

“makes it really hard to hit that sweet spot” I was suddenly afraid this was heading in a direction not suited for a family site. I’m thankful to have been wrong.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well all the beer

does make that part really difficult too

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

stacey was asking for that one

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Last night was not suited for a family site.

What time of role models were we for children?

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What time of role models?

And we’re not. I guess things just seem a little more glaring at 11 a.m. than 1 a.m.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not a role model?

OMG Charles Barkley hacked Stacey’s account.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time and kind getting mixed up?

I’m not sure what to make of that one.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

O's sign 8th rounder Wynston Sawyer, C

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions  

[insert LOST quote here]

its all falling into place

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

son of a...

!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 10:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Draftees of significance we're still waiting on:

Machado, Klein, Narron, Anderson, Bywater, Bridwell, Gonzalez, Urban. Everyone but MAchado and Narron are pitchers.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Narron is the only name I'm doubtful on

honestly

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

but i REALLY would like to see that kid signed. college is overrated.

by Philly O's on Jul 30, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, same here.

Jordan said he’ll get him signed, but he’s supposed to have a strong college commitment.

by Strat12 on Jul 30, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

So they've signed 31 picks now

that’s already five more than 2005!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

W. Sawyer to the O’s: You’re the long con baby.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really like this

because it reminds me of Ghostbusters and Rush, and that’s awesome.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 31, 2010 7:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

this guy

http://danny-knobler.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/8590096/23517422

says petey wanted ricky but andy wanted wedgie but petey didn’t want wedgie and andy didn’t want ricky so petey and andy decided on bucky

he must have some great sources; or a fertile imagination

by thewaywardO on Jul 30, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Knobler is an awesome last name

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

he looks like Harvey Pekar (RIP)

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Am i allowed to say i hated American Splendor (the movie)?

I feel like its one of those movies a lot of people think you have to like or you’re a bad person.

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pekar himself seemed like a pretty cool guy

Just wasnt a fan of the movie, and thats apparently blasphemy in some circles.

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

something about Paul giamatti?

I feel like he’s been in a bunch of movies in which he’s performed well that haven’t been all that good overall but the movie is acclaimed nonetheless.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 10:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Shoot 'em Up was fantastic, imo

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the perfect action movie

it made very clear that it wasnt trying to be any more than that.

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha Dempsey

Sources familiar with the team said that owner Peter Angelos originally favored former Oriole Rick Dempsey, who he thought would excite the fans and fire up his team.

It sure would excite the fans, in all the wrong ways. If true, leave it to Angelos to favor the weak candidate who would have no impact.

We’ve seen strong GMs and strong managers clash with the owner. Now we have Showalter, who is a control freak. MacPhail, it seems, has similar tendencies. Then you have Angelos. That might be a combustible stew in the front office. Lord knows how this will shake out. I say good, because it seems MacPhail too needs a swift kick in the ass. Tune in during the off season for some early results, as I figure Buck will get a honeymoon period now.

by drj on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

he'd excite the fans alright

excite us into a massive rage to the point that we’re pillaging his house with torches and pitchforks

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, the people who frequent the Sun and Masn message boards,

not to mention the morons that generally call into 105.7 would have been pretty happy i think. Although I think the entire CC community would’ve rioted.

by Strat12 on Jul 30, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Peter Angelos is a moron.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

anybody else here Greeny going off about how the O's can't hope to compete in the AL East

and Buck shouldve waited for a better job again this morning? I was driving to work screaming at my radio to shut the hell up. Also, he said it’s “disgraceful” that the O’s have absolutely no young talent after picking low in the draft for so many years. Do a little fucking research moron.

by Strat12 on Jul 30, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

he’s a schmuck. when the Os get good he’ll find something else to shit on.

by thewaywardO on Jul 30, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Matt Garza

http://www.draysbay.com/2010/7/30/1596277/garza-becoming-the-first-rays

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:43 AM EDT reply actions  

thats so full of awesome i cant see straight

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is a nice gesture

but seriously, Crown Royal?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's a baseball player

he cant afford Glengoyne 18 for the entire 25 man roster.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is making $3.35M this year...

….he could have sprung for Macallan.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that gross?

I don’t know anything about it.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh...

sort of a second prize as far as your blended whiskeys are concerned.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 11:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

So James...

I’m sure I’m just one of many awaiting your detailed and informative anaylsis of the Tejada trade…..

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Jul 30, 2010 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

You should check out the comments section of the Miggi's traded thread

Lots of good info in there.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oops

Thanks Stacey!

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Jul 30, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

No problem

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it isn't as great as we may have thought yesterday

Pelzer’s back in the bullpen after a tough year with his command – no idea if we’ll keep him there or keep trying to make him a starter. Power arm who gets grounders, velocity may be down a touch this year. We also got about $1M in salary relief.

As far as a deal that really benefits us long-term, it isn’t great. I’d have rather passed on the salary relief and gotten someone who has a better chance of starting, or better yet a position player, which is what we really need. But at the same time, well, it is Miguel Tejada – that we were able to get anything at all for him is a win in my book.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Britt and/or Dan tweeted that

the Orioles see him as a reliever

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Going to be an interesting ST next year in the pen

Gonzo, Simon, DH, Berken, Pelzer, Mickolio, Lebron, maybe Erbe or Arrieta.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

no way they stick Jake in the pen that quickly

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

But do you see him becoming a reliever?

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he can't improve his control and secondary pitches...

…it will be the only chance he has to succeed.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's gotta start striking some guys out,

Idk, he’s got the stuff, but the command and the K’s havnt been there yet.

by Strat12 on Jul 30, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can see that

but not next year, and certainly not in Sarasota. The O’s will give him a lot more opportunities than four months.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell happened?

Everyone in the gamethread was so excited for Showalter that they got drunk partying and then did the gamethread drunk?

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 10:48 AM EDT reply actions  

something like that

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

And also the Orioles are so awful, even when they win

that alcohol makes the viewing a lot easier.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

even marriage counseling

or so we’ve determined in last nite’s overflow

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm dying laughing at that one.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not all alcohol though

just beer.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way I remember it

which may or may be true is that duck had a bottle of White Zin (the aught-ten, I do believe) and then I had one of the best days of my year and didn’t want the egregiousness of the entertainment being displayed to ruin that day, and then everyone got stinking drunk. It was just like the Great Gatsby but with more emotional damage.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure we were all getting drunk before that

duck was just the first to admit he was drinking alone

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

we were all drinking alone

….together

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't alone

I was just the only one drinking

"I might know something you don't know. 'Cause I've already been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 6:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I enjoy comparing gamethreads to the great gatsby

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

did anybody see the movie version

where she totally gets dominated by the car? that was awesome.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good stuff
With such a drastic platoon split that’s been apparent since his professional career began, it’s hard to imagine Pelzer having a ton of success as a starting pitcher. But in the bullpen, where his fastball can go above 95 mph with movement, and where his slider is death on right-handed hitters, Pelzer could be very good.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i likey

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'" Earl Weaver

by MudDawg on Jul 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

a "red-hot Josh Bell"?

Has he been doing something at Norfolk that I’ve overlooked?

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

he has been red hot this week

but its been just that: he cant even play until tomorrow because of the ten day rule

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

What was the point of scratching him last night

if we knew he couldnt play until tomorrow anyway?

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is birdland

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

The dude listening to Shania Twain the other day has switched to Rihanna

It’s a step in the right direction, I guess.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I auld argue no

"I might know something you don't know. 'Cause I've already been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Jul 30, 2010 6:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

OK, this is simply bizarre

Check out the Facebook dialog between Bryce Harper and Manny Machado here.

Of course, I have no clue if either of these two accounts belong to the real people..

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Facebook is blocked at work :(

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't see it either.

What does it say?

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Basically, Harper said he's going to go back to CSN to win national championship...

….and Machado popped up to say that he’ll go with him, they will win for sure, and go 1-2 in next year’s draft.

*
      Manny Machado ill go with u
      Tuesday at 3:05am
    *
      Manny Machado ‎:)
      Tuesday at 3:05am
    *
      Manny Machado with both of us there we will def win brother
      Tuesday at 3:05am
    *
      Bryce Harper Are you serious bro!? :)
      Tuesday at 3:08am
    *
      Jake Peevyhouse go to asu after with me the pros can wait for u and i can teach u how to play some outfield
      Tuesday at 3:13am
    *
      Manny Machado ya am dead serious r u down? nd next year we will go 1 nd 2 again haha
      Tuesday at 3:26am
    *
      Bryce Harper Call me bro!!
      Tuesday at 3:28am
    *
      Manny Machado am in dominican dude i dnt have a phone
      Tuesday at 3:28am
    *
      Bryce Harper Well when you get back you, you call me and we will talk about it all bro!! Alright! Your my boy!!
      Tuesday at 3:31am
    *
      Manny Machado ooo ok i will call you once i get of the plane haha :) but ya nigga ily to no homo ur my biffle haha later man.. cnt stop thinkin gof how nasty we will be
      Tuesday at 3:33am
    *
      Tony Wolters miss you guys … wish u were back here with us
      Tuesday at 11:48am
    *
      Ryan Baker if you do we will change our name to route nation..lol
      Tuesday at 3:43pm
    *
      John Huntington Sheff’s out of schollies but he’s prob find room for you….LOL
      Tuesday at 4:54pm
    *
      Brittany Smith Yay!!!;)
      Tuesday at 8:04pm

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

.....wow

this is what you get for drafting high schoolers

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just think

those knuckleheads are going to be millionaires in a month.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

they seem like total fucking tools

but Machado’s facebook picture is absolutely incredible.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

First of all, the grammar and spelling with kids these days makes me sad

Second of all, WTF?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out how someone has internet access but no phone.

I’m sure both will sign. I hope that the Orioles and Nats hire them tutors though.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he was at a major D-I school this might be believable,

but i can’t seeing anyone being that excited to win a Juco title.

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Boras can speak the teenage dialect

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is no way that is the real deal

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoever created that page

I sent Bryce a nice little message. Should we all do the same for Manny?

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

btw, i think the harper page is real

The Manny page is fake.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

real...fake...they're both stupid and pointless

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like how manny doesn't have a phone?!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

kenny williams

crazy like a fox?

today’s rumors have the sox on on all or some of Adam dunn, edwin Jackson, Brett myers and lance Berkmam.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 12:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Well, he's crazy like a something

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Nats were supposedly interested in Jackson

so I could see Kenny trying to flip Jackson for Dunn

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

also...

curious about the capps trade. I’m guessing the nats must think Flores is done as a catcher or Norris isn’t gonna stick.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 12:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Eh

I’m guessing the Nats didn’t think anyone else was going to give them a top 100 prospect for Capps and jumped on it regardless of position. Should they end up with one too many good catchers, I’m sure they will be able to console themselves.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, still can't believe they gave up Ramos for Capps

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other Happy News? from a BP article,

Matt Wieters is hitting .344/.453/.574 over his last 75 PA. Which is sweet.

by Strat12 on Jul 30, 2010 12:25 PM EDT reply actions  

he HAS looked a lot more ...determined? up at the plate lately

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wants to play

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

one might even say...

he likes to play!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 12:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can we just get the trades done with already

One more tweet about how people are asking about Wiggy or Ohman but a trade doesn’t seem likely and I’m just gonna shut the whole thing down.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

what? do you WANT to lose 115 games this year?

and presumably every year?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Think of all the draft picks!

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ravens drew over 11,000 people for practice this morning

How many Oriole games have had actual attendance less than that?

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

The Eagles have been heavily promoting their 'Flight Night' event in DE for a few weeks now.

I know 3 or 4 people who are going. I don’t understand the draw of it. Queue the Allen Iverson sound bite, “What are we talkin’ ’bout? Practice?!?”

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Orioles and their pets calendar

has been on Nick Markakis and his two dogs, Niko and Riley, all month. When I come in on Monday I’m going to have to change it to August, which is Matt Albers and SPCA dog Teeko. It’s going to be sad. At least Teeko is cute.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

just cut and paste over Albers pic

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kinds of dogs?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they're PBGVs

those are the best

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

One looks like a Weimaraner

The other one, I’m not sure.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a picture

You’ll note Matt Albers did not make the back cover.

http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/bal/images/community/y2009/calendar_629x574.jpg

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

love 3E's dog

also Koji’s. And Brian’s!

I love dogs.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love dogs if I weren't allergic to them.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a fun calendar.

The two funniest pictures are of Matt Wieters and his cat Ducky, and Aubrey Huff and his two dogs, Farrah and Chloe, who are a chihuahua and a cocker spaniel. Sadly I cannot find a picture of Aubrey online. I just love the idea of Matt Wieters packing up his cat and taking it to Camden Yards for a photo shoot.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as good as Rich Hill

but pretty funny. He looks so proud, the cat looks petrified.

Who brings a cat to a dogfight?

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played bsf

this deserves recognition

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicely done

rec’d for sure

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes except for the fact that it has Rich Hill in it makes me hate it

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was still hysterical

his cats looked like they were seconds away from ripping off his face

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that certainly would have merited an MBP vote from me!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They aren't all their dogs

lots of them are just random shelter dogs that were then probably euthanized.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do they do with all these dogs when they are on the road?

That’s what I want to know. Do they take a dozen dogs on the team plane? Or is there a team dogwalker who takes care of the dogs of all the guys who don’t have wifes/significant others living with them?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of the dogs in the calendar don't belong to them.

Most are from the MD SPCA, since they were trying to get people to adopt from there. I think only Nick, Brian, Huff, Wieters, and Rich Hill are posing with their own pets. I have no idea about Hill but the rest are married. In a couple of the pictures they note that the player actually does have a dog but it lives elsewhere (like, in Koji’s case, Japan).

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wieters is married?

Huh.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oddly

we dont really know anything about Matt. Even quiet, awkward Nick Markakis has made enough of his personality and personal life known to get a good feel for him. Wieters, though? Total mystery.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it is kinda weird...

…compared to Strasburg and Harper and Heyward, he’s just really quiet, almost shy.

Really belies the whole Boras/gonna bail to go to the Yankees as soon as he can rep he had when he was Mauer with power.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

College sweetheart

she locked up that shit early.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he seems like kind of a dork anyway

doubt he’d be out slaying.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's Matt Wieters

He doesn’t need game.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, that's probably literally true

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

career OPS of .729, he needs game

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of OPS

Did you see he had an OPS of 5.000 couple nights ago vs. the Jays?

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Keith Law's twitter

It’ll be like baseball, baseball, baseball, top chef joke, baseball….

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Edwin Jackson to the White Sox

for Daniel Hudson and David Holmberg

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh

Seems like a pointless trade all around.

I still feel sorry for the D-Backs. Scherzer and Schlereth for Kennedy, Hudson, and Holmberg doesn’t strike me ass a good deal.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to keep the faith in Ian Kennedy

but he wont cooperate with me

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's appreciate

that it’s been one year to the day since Georgie was shipped out, and now today Josh Bell arrives with the Orioles to assume his mantle at third (for better or worse). That’s neat.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Ravens News:

CB Dominic Foxworth tore his ACL. He’s out for the season.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Our secondary week 1 might be the worst in the league.

If not, we’re pretty close.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they all get hurt, can we not talk about football here?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

good luck with that

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer to think of the Ravens stadium for its main purpose...

…overflow parking for Camden Yards.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, I think you got that backwards.

;)

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of football

Mike Shanahan doesn’t seem to like Albert Haynesworth.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah and it's awesome

what’s to like about his fat worthless piece of shit ass?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/blog/2010/07/cantu_trade_affects_wigginton.html

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

boo
If I had to handicap which Orioles players still may be moved by the deadline, my order would be this: Wigginton, lefty Will Ohman, Scott. But I don’t anticipate anything, honestly.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

booooooo

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

b

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Melmo night.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Jul 31, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

the booing is more to anticipating no more trades

and to not even mentioning Scorey in the list.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scorey is a DFA candidate

He has about as much value as Joey Gathright did last year.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Jul 30, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smart young man
But if I don’t like it I need to stop walking guys and pitch better.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the end, that is what it all comes down to...

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lance Berkman might be headed to Yanks or Rays
@richardjustice Seems to be decent chance Lance Berkman gets traded this afternoon. Yanks seem be leader, but Rays, others interested.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for Big Puma, if he gets into a pennant race.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 30, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really need to buy a meat grinder

I’ve been on a burger kick recently, and while the buns and toppings have all been top-notch the ground beef is really holding me back.

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Cristian Guzman traded to the Rangers

for prospects. None named yet.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously??

like actual prospects??

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Jul 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess we'll know when we hear the names.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

did they actually announce anything?

i havent heard much. crazy that they’d get anything beyond a few scuffed baseballs for him.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Jul 30, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double-A pitchers Ryan Tatusko and Tanner Roark

Whoever they are.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inception

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Jul 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I know what Andrew's answer to this question would be.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sure do!

what a movie!

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go to the game tonight

and see the movie tomorrow.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

going Sunday...

doc halladay.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Jul 30, 2010 4:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm going white water rafter Sunday

and if I can’t see Halladay I figure Oswalt is the next best thing.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't complain with that logic

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

by Andrew_G on Jul 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inception will be more entertaining

but you can always go see that tomorrow

by kba26 on Jul 30, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Giants asked the Nats about Dunn

and the Nats wanted Madison Bumgarner. The Nats are funny.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

No harm in asking, but the Giants aren't stupid. Madison had his worst outing yesterday,

but he’s well appreciated in SF. He turns 21 on Sunday and has been sufficiently impressive that he isn’t going anywhere.

"Embracing the suck that comes with being a loyal fan of the Baltimore Orioles while maintaining my integrity and honor by steadfastly rooting against Satan's stormtroopers, the New York Yankees."

by FromTheBeginning on Jul 30, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again, if the Nats add Stras, maybe....

"Embracing the suck that comes with being a loyal fan of the Baltimore Orioles while maintaining my integrity and honor by steadfastly rooting against Satan's stormtroopers, the New York Yankees."

by FromTheBeginning on Jul 30, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok I threw together a fanpost for our CC golf event.

Figured it would be easiest to hash out in a dedicated thread.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Jul 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees got Berkman

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Any words on who 'Stros got.

"[The] dictionary is the only place that success comes before work." - Vince Lombardi

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It hasn't been reported yet

Berkman has to give his ok because he’s a 10 and 5 player, and he has until tomorrow to do that, so they can’t officially announce it until then. Imagine it’ll be minor leaguers, so we’ll find out then. One thing is he only accepted on the condition that they didn’t pick up his option because he wants to go the Yankees, try and win the world series, then go back to Houston in 2011.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also doubt they get much for him

the Yanks’ll be picking up quite a bit of payroll in this deal.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what I'm hearing

Berkman is owed $7.1 for the rest of the year and the Astros are paying 4.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops hit send too early

They got Mark Melancon and Jimmy Paredes

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

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