Hey Orioles fans, who do you hate?
My apologies to any of you who may have been looking forward to James F's latest article on the draft and minors. He is taking a very well deserved day off so I thought in his place we could do something a little different. Earlier this summer, AZ Snakepit, the SBN Diamondbacks site, held a survey on what baseball teams D-backs fans hate the most and which they love. They released the results a few days ago. D-backs fans dislike the Astros. Imagine such a thing?
We all hate the Yankees, almost all of us hate the Red Sox. But what about other teams in the majors? And what teams are you drawn to? There is a form below the jump where you can rank each team on a scale of 1 to 9, and to help get your brains in gear I've included one reason to love and hate each of the thirty teams. Submitting the form will send it to me and I'll post the results in a few days, probably on Friday. But please share the teams you love and hate most and your reasons in the comments.
| Team | Pro | Con |
|---|---|---|
| Arizona Diamondbacks |
Game 7 of the 2001 World Series |
You can't just change your team colors like that! |
| Atlanta Braves |
They were always on TV growing up |
They were always on TV growing up |
| Baltimore Orioles | They won all those games a long time ago. |
1998-2010 |
| Boston Red Sox |
We can remember a time when they didn't seem so bad. |
GET OUT OF OUR STADIUM |
| Chicago Cubs | Awesome ballpark, awesome neighborhood |
Stop partying and pay attention to the baseball game! |
| Chicago White Sox | Underdogs in their own city despite being more successful than the Cubs |
Hawk Harrelson |
| Cleveland Indians | Major League |
Tony Fernandez |
| Cincinnati Reds | They're kind of like the Orioles of the NL Central |
Any Reds success might be attributed to Dusty Baker |
| Colorado Rockies |
They accepted Melvin into the fold |
Rocktober? Seriously? |
| Detroit Tigers |
Watching them celebrate beating the Yankees in 2006 was amazing |
Ruined Curtis Granderson for me by trading him to New York. |
| Florida Marlins |
All those young talented players, |
But no fans. |
| Houston Astros |
They gave us Luke Scott |
They gave us Matt Albers |
| Kansas City Royals |
Cool stadium, classy uniforms, Bruce Chen |
How can anyone support a team that voluntarily employs Yuniesky Betancourt? |
| Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim |
Angels in the Outfield |
Pick a name already. |
| Los Angeles Dodgers |
Who doesn't want to listen to Vin Scully call a baseball game? | West coast baseball, man. |
| Milwaukee Brewers |
Who doesn't want to listen to Bob Uecker call a baseball game? |
Way to run to the NL when you couldn't hack it with the big boys, Brewers. |
| Minnesota Twins |
They do like their fundamentals. |
They get to the playoffs all the time and they're not even that good. |
| New York Mets |
Mr. Met is arguably the most awesome mascot in sports. |
They just make me sad. |
| New York Yankees |
Why would anyone not like the most storied franchise in the history of the world? |
Picking one reason to hate them is like having to choose which of your children you love most. |
| Oakland Athletics |
They're smart. | They think they're so smart! |
| Philadelphia Phillies |
"Boo? F you." | Maybe it's just me, but the Phanatic seems like a real perv. |
| Pittsburgh Pirates |
It's easy to feel affection for the only team more pathetic than the Orioles. |
If you're near duck's age and you didn't grow up hating them, shame on you. |
| San Diego Padres |
They had those awesome brown uniforms. |
The beer at their stadium has less alcohol in it. |
| San Fransisco Giants |
Aubrey Huff might finally get to go to the playoffs |
Orange and black is ours. |
| Seattle Mariners |
Ken Griffey, Jr; Jay Buhner; Edgar Martinez; Randy Johnson |
They tricked me into thinking A-Rod wasn't a douche with all of that Alex ♥'s Cal business. |
| St. Louis Cardinals | Albert Pujols |
Get over yourself, Tony LaRussa |
| Tampa Bay Rays | They're the reason one team we hate won't go to the playoffs. |
They are going to be kicking the Orioles butts for the next decade. |
| Texas Rangers |
Allowed Buck Showalter to hone his craft in preparation for leading the Orioles to the playoffs |
30-3; 26-7; 19-6; 15-1;15-3 |
| Toronto Blue Jays |
They have to deal with all of the same ALE garbage as the O's. |
If you're near my age and you didn't grow up hating them, shame on you. |
| Washington Nationals |
They're kind of like our kid brother, bumbling around pretending their players are good. |
Baseball games in DC have as much atmosphere as Target. |
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My list:
Hate:
Yankees
Phillies
Dodgers
Nationals
White Sox (but really just Ozzie Guillen)
Cheer For:
Cardinals
Marlins
Braves
Any upcoming young team competing for the divison (Reds in 2010, Rays in 2008)
"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams
by Capsfan07 on Aug 11, 2010 2:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
no hate of PHN?
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
by Reddrummer9187 on Aug 11, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I know there's a lot of common abbreviations on this site...
I’ve picked up a couple but I don’t recognize that one…
"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams
Oh, lol...
Here’s my deal with the Red Sox. I’ve always liked Fenway Park, I’ve never had any bad encounters with Sox fans (or Boston fans in general for that matter), my hate for the Yankees is so great I don’t care who beats them so in 2004 when the Sox came back from three games down and knocked the Yanks out I was satisfied.
I know they fill our stadium but besides ourselves who can we blame? If we don’t want them to invade, let’s buy the tickets…
"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams
I think most people around here hate the Red Sox as much as the Yankees now.
If the Yankees are the only “true” 9, the Sox are pretty much an 8.9.
They probably wouldn’t be as bad if the Patriots and Celtics hadn’t been ascendant during the last decade as well, just making the entire region of New England sports full of insufferable people.
Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 11, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
not me
I don’t have a damn thing against the Red Sox outside of the perceived stupidness of their fanbase, which I don’t really have a lot of personal contact with in all honesty. I despise the ESPN-induced Red Sox-Yankees fever, but that’s got an easy solution: I change the channel and start watching The Soup instead.
I mean, are we just going to hate any team that gets both good and popular? Not me.
It's a fight to the finish. That's a good place to stop.
It's two different kinds of hate for me
I hate the Yankees team.
I hate the Red Sox fans.
And that’s based solely on personal experience in Baltimore. I have been to Fenway (though not when the Orioles were playing) and everyone was lovely to me, and I’ve heard the douchey mob mentality in Baltimore is not the way it is up north, and I’m willing to accept that.
But the rage I feel when the Red Sox are in town definitely qualifies as hate.
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
Two words
Fenway South
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
by Reddrummer9187 on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Two more:
Fairfax North.
Those wagon jumpers aren’t from Boston.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
People constantly say this
but I’ve lived in NOVA my whole life and I never see any red sox gear, bumper stickers, etc. I didn’t know a single red sox fan through elementary school, middle school, two high schools, church, all the youth sports teams I played on, all the regional baseball teams I played on, etc. Not a single one.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I've never lived in Virginia
But know how many cars I see with VA tags and Red Sox magnets when Boston is in town. It’s a ton.
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
No idea where they must live then
because I see FAR more Yankees fans here than BOS fans.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
but regardless
Do you honestly think there are more PHN bandwagon jumpers in the DC suburbs of VA than the DC suburbs of MD? Just logically that wouldn’t make much sense to me.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I'm pretty sure that when I'm talking about hating people
there is little to no logic involved.
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
I see lots of Red Sox Nation stickers
around NOVA, and I’ve only been here a couple of months. But still – great teams become incredibly popular. I can hate the individual frontrunning bandwagon-jumper, but that doesn’t mean I hate either the fanbase as a whole or the team. They aren’t anywhere near my favorite (or even indifferent) but I definitely don’t get all of the Yankee comparisons. Night and day to me.
It's a fight to the finish. That's a good place to stop.
really?
I moved here in the spring and I see a shit ton.
"If you’re not in with the Orioles, then you can ply your trade somewhere else." - Buck Showalter
Oh and my friend dated that horrible one
Who had never lived a day outside of Gainesville his entire life. He was everything that everyone hates about people who go to Orioles games when the Red Sox are in town. We went to a Nats-Cardinals game and he showed up dressed head to toe in Red Sox gear.
That’s just one person, but he was definitely a type.
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
why do your friends keep dating those people?
"If you’re not in with the Orioles, then you can ply your trade somewhere else." - Buck Showalter
Clearly my friends are morons
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
I wonder if people talk about me like this...
“He’s lived in north Jersey his whole life and he’s an Orioles fan! What an asshole!”
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
that's how I talk about you
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
When I went to Fenway
my pop and I sat right on the Red Sox dugout (the usher told us to take our drinks off the dugout).
The girl behind me had a great deal of trouble getting Bill Mueller and Kevin Millar confused. She was like “So, it’s spelled like MULE-ah but pronounced Mill-ah. and the othah guy is pronounced mill-AH?”
cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz
the sawx are the new yanks
Almost surpassing them recently, Capsfan, i dont know how you’ve never had a bad interaction with a sawx fan, but good for you.
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
by Reddrummer9187 on Aug 11, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I must be the lucky one...
"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams
For me, they've surpassed the Yankees
Their fans are unbearable.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I've always said:
Yankees are my most hated team, Red Sox are my most hated fan base. It’s completely different. I love the Giants (nfl), but most of my fellow fans are douchebags.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
True
But their fans affect how I feel about their players and their team. I just can’t help it. I can’t stand Beckett, Varitek, and Pedroia; but it’s probably mostly related to their fanbase.
Then you have Papelbon and Schilling, who don’t solely rely on their fanbase for their d-baggedness.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 11, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate all those guys independant of their fans
I hate alot of Yankees based on their unis, but most of Boston is guys i’d hate regardless of where they played. Pedroia, Papelbon, Shilling, Manny… these are all guys I would have hated anywhere.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
Don't get me started on UConn
They might be the only sports entity that I hate more than the Yankees. How much can one man hate a Women’s College Basketball coach before it is deemed unhealthy? Well three steps on the far side of that line is my feelings towards Geno Auriemma.
it's the opposite for me
The yankees are an 8.9 because they cause major butthurt for the red sox who are undoubtedly the worst franchise in the history of professional or semi-professional sports.
"double rainbow...what does it MEAN?"
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.
by danielreese05 on Aug 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
when i was in boston in 99
(or was it 2000?), i went to a bos-bal game at fenway with my aunt, who lives there but is from here. i wore an O’s shirt with “Baltimore” on the front. i got ridiculed the entire ride over on the subway, and then going and out of the stadium, but the people around our seats were okay.
still, it didn’t give me a favorable impression of their fanbase, and since they’ve encountered success (finally) they’ve become insufferable (and i haven’t even been back to fenway).
They can't possibly be as bad as Yankees fans
I went to one game at Yankee Stadium in 2003, and the guy sitting next to us tried to goad me into a fight by telling me that Rick Helling sucks. He was actually ready to throw down over Rick freakin’ Helling. Dude, I’m an Orioles fan, I am aware at how much he sucks, give it a rest already.
A lot of fives for me
Orioles got a 1 (Love the most). Usual suspects (Red Sox, Yankees) got 9s (Hate the most). Angels also got a 9; not really sure why I hate the Angels and their fans, but I do. Rays and Rangers got 3s. Most everyone else was a five or lower.
Almost all 5s
No team got closer than 5 except the Orioles (1). A couple of 9s (Yanks and Boston) and a couple of 8’s (Atlanta and Toronto, although the Jays are really just a legacy pick at this point). The Braves are far-and-away the most popular team here among the locals (with Boston and NY dividing the transplants) and I’ve always resented that.
Oh, and screw Pittsburgh. I hope they’re bad forever. If the Penguins and Steelers have taught us anything its that the Pirates are one good year away from having their gear worn by every bandwagoner in every food court in America.
Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes
Amen about Pittsburgh.
I’ve been saying that since 2008.
"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams
See I had them under love
Its conditional love though, I will only love them if they suck.
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
by Reddrummer9187 on Aug 11, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got a sweet spot
for the Tigers, Twins, A’s, Rangers, Mets, Phillies, and Orioles. I really only like the Rays in that they are competitors who aren’t the Yankees or Red Sox, and I really only hate the Yankees, White Sox (Hawk Harrelson!), and Red Sox (in that order). Everyone else basically got 5s. I’m indifferent to a lot of teams.
And if we weren’t judging teams based on their uniforms or mascots, I’d probably take the Rangers, Orioles, and Twins and everyone else would be a 5 (except the three unholies). If we weren’t judging by their fanbase, then I’d knock the Red Sox off the list, too.
It's a fight to the finish. That's a good place to stop.
Phillies
this was tough for me. In 1993 when EVERYBODY was a phillies fan (previously O’s fans), Joe Carter hit that home run and I was the happiest kid in school the next day welcoming back all those bandwagoners. During that run I just decided that I didn’t like them because they took all the O’s fans away. Being in philly the past 12 years and having attended many games (for the love of the game of course), they have grown on me. I gave them a 3 even though my 13 year old self is calling me a sell-out-shit-face-dick-wad. Somebody needs a time out.
I gave them a 3, too
but I married a Phillies fan, so that was out of obligation more than anything else.
I gave the Phillies an 8
Hate them almost as much as NY and PHN.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I will always like the Phillies
because Harry Kalas was a treasure and I loved Philly’s campaign post-World Series with the Phanatic:
“Dear World Champions,
Oh wait, that’s us.
XOXO,
Philly"
It's a fight to the finish. That's a good place to stop.
I think if you lived in Philadelphia for any extended period of time
you’d change your tune.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
or Cecil County or Delaware for that matter.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I live in Cecil Co
Other than the fact that our local cable company doesn’t carry their games and the local paper doesn’t cover the O’s but has two pages of Phillies coverage, I have nothing against the Phils. Now Eagles fans on the other hand…
by Chief O'Flyers on Aug 13, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
The longer I live here
The more I like them. I think it would be hard not to.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 11, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know how that's possible.
The fans that I came in contact with are repulsive.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
maybe so...but I don't
and I love that giant muppet, he could never get old
It's a fight to the finish. That's a good place to stop.
Besides the Red Sox and Yankees
I found myself hating the Pirates a lot. The 1979 WS can’t ever be forgotten. How I hate that We Are Family song.
On the like side, Seattle was my second most favorable. Griffey and that ALDS win over the Yankees will do that.
Harder than I thought to hate teams
I got an error when I tried to submit, so it might not have gone through… Anyway, obviously the Orioles are a 1 and the Yankees are a 9. I can’t get myself to love or hate any other team. I had to really think of reasons to rate teams below a 5… that team’s announcer is annoying; those guys scored 30 runs against us that one time; Cito warmed up Mussina in that All-Star game and left him in the bullpen. Other than that, most teams got 4’s. I feel like a share a comraderie with all these teams, because, just like me, they hate the MFYs.
Blue Jays got a 9
Mostly because where I live they have tons of fans and always had a knack for the come from 9 runs behind in the 9th inning win. See also 1989.
Can't forget about Cito.
Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 11, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
yea he sucks
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
by Reddrummer9187 on Aug 11, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
with a huge gap between a 1 (Orioles) and a 2...
I put Atlanta and Pittsburgh as 2’s.
I had a 2nd cousin who played in the braves farm system when I was a kid so that explains them.
When I was about 8 or 9 I had dreams of playing outfield, and Pittsburgh had the best one with Van Slyke, Bonds, and Bonilla. (I was born in 79, so missed out on the Os rivalry with them). This led to the unfortunate situation of me also being a bit of a Steelers fan in the late 80s/ early 90s.
For my “hate,” it’s really all about NYY (9), BOS (8), and WAS (8). I think I put the Jays and Rangers at 6, but other than that most teams were 4s or 5s.
You're obviously under 35
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
I've always had a soft spot for the Twinkies since my mom's family moved from Minn to MD.
My grandfather was so happy in ’87 & ’91, so that naturally filtered into my young mind.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
I had Seattle as a 2
In effect giving us Bell, Tillman, and AJ for buh-dard helps
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
Growing up I think I saw the Mariners more than any other team.
It seemed like every game my dad and I went to for about 6 years was against Seattle, and the Orioles would win but Jay Buhner would hit a home run.
I’ve already forgotten all my scores and if I did this form five times in a row I’d probably have five different results.
Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 11, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
I really only hate only a few teams
And the rest I do not care about. I only gave the Os a 1 and used 4 as the middle ground (i.e. indifferent). Yankees, Sox, and Phillies get top honors.
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
Not to be a jerk...
but on a scale of 1-9, i’m pretty sure 5 would be the middle ground.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
Derp derp
Yes, I know. But 5 just seemed too close to hate (9), so I went with 4.
"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"
by John Stephens on Aug 12, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Im not sure
its possible for me to hate the Red Sox anymore than I already do. All of my roommates are from the Boston area and they are the most atrocious fans of all time. They cared about baseball before the curse was broken, and now they think the world should bow to them while no longer following any day-to-day action. I hate the Celtics, I hate the Patriots and I loathe the Red Sox. I can go so far as to say I would give the Red Sox a 10 and the Yankees the standard 9.
I do have a lot of love for the Braves. Living in Richmond I saw a ton of Richmond Braves games over the years and saw a lot of big league talent up close. Pretty cool as a kid to get Chippers autograph, made them my official NL team. I also must admit having a contender to root for during this sad stretch of baseball has been nice.
"In basketball -- as in life -- true joy comes from being fully present in each and every moment, not just when things are going your way." -Phil Jackson
I don't hate anyone.
There are teams I like besides the O’s, but none better. (In no particular order, Atlanta, Twins, Seattle).
There are teams I have liked in the past. (Tigers, Giants, Pirates,Red Sox’s)
There are a bunch of teams I really don’t care about.
There are teams I don’t have any problem rooting against (Mets, Red Sox’s, Dodgers).
Finally there are the Yankees. I love watching Baltimore beat MFY. I like watching other teams beat them. But I also respect them. No need to hate them, just beat hell out of them.
I probably need a PS here for Boston. I remember the 67 WS and can still name most of the starting lineup for the Sox. (I was a Senators fan back then.) The Sox were always a team I had no trouble rooting for, unless they were playing my team. But that seemed to change after they won the World Series. I suspect some of this is due to what I’ve picked up here, as I don’t run into a lot of Red Sox’s fans in the Pacific NW. But they are a team I love watching the O’s beat even more than the Yankees, with the difference being i don’t respect them.
Clarence, It's better to have a gun and not need it, then need a gun and not have it.
Why can't I choose both 1 and 9 for the O's?
"If you’re not in with the Orioles, then you can ply your trade somewhere else." - Buck Showalter
i got the rockies with a 3
you dont have to love this team, but you cant say that when tulowitzki (?) hit that walk-off grandslam and sprinted around the bases (i think last year) that didnt give u the chills.
by the birds clinch on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
not me
Tulowitzki and the rockies can eat a bowl of dicks. Except for melvin mora, he’s cool
"double rainbow...what does it MEAN?"
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.
by danielreese05 on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hm
I hate the Red Sox most. Rangers and Angels are right up there. Yankees I hate, but I like more of the players they have right now than I usually do. If they got rid of A-Rod and Joba they’d be better.
For times I like, other than obviously the Orioles, I root for the Cardinals because my brother does and I like Pujols, kind of like the Rockies… I dunno.
yankees
My mom taught me never to hate anyONE therefore the Yankees were an 8 and that little sh*t Jeffrey Mayer made them a 9.
"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver
by matman008 on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Eh, check the avatar to the right
My hatred of PHN goes beyond my hatred of the Dallas Cowboys, beyond my hatred of the Edmonton Oilers (it’s an Islanders thing, you wouldn’t understand), and even beyond my hatred of John Cena. And here’s why…
Pre 2004 the attitude was, “We DEMAND that the entire country feel sympathy for us!” Much different from the Cubs’ attitude which is, “Yeah, we suck, but we have a legit excuse to get drunk off our asses in the middle of the day.”
And now they STILL demand sympathy! “Look at who’s in our division, how can we compete? Wah, wah, wah!” And that’s not just the fans, that’s from Theo & the FO! Acting as though they have a Royals-like budget to work with. Rats pretending to be mice.
And finally, Bill Simmons is more of a prick than each and every Yankee fan on the entire planet combined.
Seriously, I was more enraged at the Cards’ loss in the ‘04 series than I think I ever was at any O’s loss.
But for all the fine memories before that, going back to ’75, the 1st year I got into baseball I say, Thank you Tony Perez. Thank you Bucky Dent. Thank you Mookie Wilson. And thank you Aaron Boone.
"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."
- Cap'n Phil Harris
by sluggo 2.0 on Aug 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I feel like this came directly out of my mouth.
It couldn’t be said any better. I hate the Red Sox. I hate Bill Simmons. I hate the Red Sox. I hate their whining about payroll. I hate the Red Sox. I hate their fans. I hate the Red Sox. I hate their players.
I can’t even force myself to give the Yankees a 9 because I have to admit I like them a little more each time they beat the Sox.
Teams I hate:
Boston, Yankees, Braves, White Sox, Cubs, Angels, Rangers, A’s, Cardinals, and the Nationals.
Teams I like: Orioles, Mets, Mariners.
Bring back Tillman.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
Add the Astros to the hate list
Bring back Tillman.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Forget that they sent Albers
Ask Duck to tell some Glenn Davis stories. (;-)
"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."
- Cap'n Phil Harris
I new that trade was stupid the day we did it....
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
Worst trade in sports history!
I defy anyone to find one worse.
by Chief O'Flyers on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
i don't know about worse
but that rangers trade where they got, what? adam eaton and someone forgettable, i think, and gave up chris young (the pitcher) and adrian gonzalez? that’s pretty bad.
I'm so glad that you put Hawk Harrelson at the con
cause i hate that guy as much as i hate Bryant Gumbel when it comes to announcing
Put that on the board Hawk!
"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams
outside of the AL East it all depends upon roster composition
And if it’s filled with players I like or not. My favorite non-O’s team this year is the Rockies due to Tulo, Ubaldo and CarGo.
by Dingbat Charlie on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
My hate spectrum
True Love: Orioles
Ashamedly having an affair with: Rays
Strangely and inexplicably affectionate towards: Royals
If they started to do well I’d cheer them on: Pirates, Reds (maybe this year?)
Am growing increasingly comfortable with because I like to watch baseball and they’re on TV a lot: Nationals
Hate them due to collateral damage caused by their “fans” from Lutherville and Alexandria: Red Sox
Hate them because my family on one side loves them but are morons about baseball and therefore talk down to me because they think they are so much better off than me: Cubs
Hate: Yankees
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
If you like to watch baseball you should hate the Nationals.
Unless you mean you like to watch bad baseball. Which, as an O’s fan, is highly probable.
Think I just answered my own question.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
I prefer to watch good baseball
But the only games they show in my market are of lousy teams. But I’ll watch any baseball. I mean, I watched almost every inning of that horrible Royals-Orioles series.
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
oh, I forgot.
I kinda hate the Nats. But not enough to really get worked up about them. I just don’t like DC teams.
"If you’re not in with the Orioles, then you can ply your trade somewhere else." - Buck Showalter
I think it would be a good idea
to call this affair off with the Rays. There’s that doomsday situation of a game against the Orioles that could send the Rays to the playoffs over the Yankees. You’ll have conflicted interest. Just stop for your own sake before this gets any further.
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
I know
I know, cheating on my team with another team in the division is the worst kind of betrayal. But they wooed me. I was powerless against it.
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
Rooting within the division
is as slippery a slope it gets.
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
That's the hardest part
of being an Orioles fan in central North Carolina — I’ve been watching the Bulls for five years now, because they’re my closest MiLB team, and I’ve gotten to be deeply fond of a lot of their players who have come through Durham on their way to Tampa. And yet, same division, tons of guilt.
Except for Chris Richard. I hate that guy irrationally.
by carolinadex on Aug 12, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Hate them because my family on one side loves them but are morons about baseball and therefore talk down to me because they think they are so much better off than me: Cubs
:-(
by owllover711 on Aug 15, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
This is something, after reading, i will never be able to unthink
I cannot hear the name of the Michigan State basketball coach — “Tom Izzo” — without thinking of Snoop Dogg saying “Tomato.”
-http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/steve_rushin/08/11/word.play/index.html?eref=sihp
Outside of the O's Yanks, Red Sox, and kinda the Blue Jays....
I have no real strong feelings either way. I dislike the White Sox mainly because their TV announcers annoy the crap out of me. I mean they are pretty much the worst. I like the Rays and Twins probably more than any other teams (other than the O’s). I slightly still dislike Detroit from back when they were AL east rivals, and I slightly like teams like the Angels and Seattle for past successes against the MFY/PHN, and for Griffey, but that’s pretty much it. I guess I like the Mets a bit more than being indifferent, and I guess I feel the same about the Phils now because my best friend is a fan and he’s put on a happy face with the O’s for me for years, but I really don’t care. AL east baseball is pretty much all I live and die with.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
i really dislike the pirates because of 1979
they made me cry when i was 9 and that’s bullshit
you don’t make little kids cry!
THANK YOU!
I mean, I was 11, but still. Close enough.
And the had a DISCO song as their theme! Sister Sledge? Screw that! Led Zeppelin was still around, the Sex Pistols, the Clash, and they went with SISTER SLEDGE????
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
P-Funk probably a more realistic alternative
Seriously, I could respect a team that cranked “We want the funk” over the sound system
"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."
- Cap'n Phil Harris
Ditto
I was 11. I cried too.
Worse, I’ll never forget the disconsolate look on Eddie Murray’s face when he had to ride in that ‘thanks anyway’ parade downtown.
Pirates, you made me have a close-up look at my hero, diminished. I WILL HATE YOU FOR ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08
by 33 on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Kent Tekulve
is a four letter word in my house hold. I didn’t cry but I felt the world was caving in on us those final 3 games.
Worse part about that 1979 series? Besides that damn song. The nuns at my school were from Pittsburgh. Yeah. Terrible.
by browsermetrics on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I put most teams at a middle ground...
but I really like the Rays. They’re everything the Orioles should be – young, talented, sticking it to the Yankees and Red Sox…..
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
My Votes
Everyone got a 4, 5, or 6 except:
O’s 1
Yanks 9
Red Sox 9
White Sox 7
Pirates 3
Jays 7
Nats 3
Close calls:
D’Backs Almost a 3 (I will forever love them for the 2001 world series)
Rays almost a 7 (purely driven by jealousy and division "rivalry")
The Nationals are a 9
Ever since that Washington Post All Star story with the stupid “Strasburg got snubbed” headline I just can’t respect that team.
What looks large from a distance, close up ain't never that big.
oh please
the washington post has nothing to do with the team
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Aug 11, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
yea hes a fool
but that’s no reason to say you don’t respect a team. i’m not much for the orioles commentary either but it doesn’t mean i can’t respect the orioles.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Aug 11, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe not ...
but it speaks to the overprivileged bunch of ninnies that are rooting for that team. Give me PHN anyday.
What looks large from a distance, close up ain't never that big.
by mystery tramp on Aug 11, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't love the Nationals fan base
but you don’t really mean this, do you?
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
This is late so no one's going to see this
But yes, I pretty much hate a team because of the fans, not the players. Take the Yankees … I can respect several players (A-Rod’s in a class all by himself), but they’re a 9 in my book because of the morons who root for them.
The Nationals don’t have any jerks on the team, but when you have fans bellyaching that their pitcher didn’t make the all star game — after he beat two last place teams — you pretty much have to write off the entire franchise.
They’ll move to Memphis or Las Vegas or Portland sooner or later. Sooner’s better.
What looks large from a distance, close up ain't never that big.
by mystery tramp on Aug 14, 2010 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions
You got the PIT and TOR "Con" columns perfect
Thank you.
"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop
the pro and con list is pretty damn funny
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
Rocktober was awesomeness... seriously
Don’t hate. Denver was electric during Rocktober. I went to the only game they lost during that 22 game streak. Go figure.
"'And worse I may be yet. The worst is not so long as we can say 'This is the worst.'"
no, it was a complete debacle
All that rocktober shit didn’t help too much whe they hit the wall known as the american league. Seriously, they had no business being there IMO
"double rainbow...what does it MEAN?"
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.
by danielreese05 on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
21 wins in 22 games.
7-0 playoff record through the NLCS. You’re right. They didn’t deserve to be there.
And I wonder if that “wall” was the American League or the week-long break their pitchers had to take off to wait for PHN to beat the Indians.
"'And worse I may be yet. The worst is not so long as we can say 'This is the worst.'"
Why do you always require a name attached to our ballots?
Do you hate democracy?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
since we've been talking grammar around these parts,
i thought i should mention that it should be “WHOM do you hate?” (emphasis added)
Rocktober was awesome... I loved every second of it.
Gave the Rocks a 3…
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, me too
the rockies are just so darn likable. i gave them and the rays a 3. rangers, A’s, Blue Jays, Mets, and maybe a few others a 7. Red Sox 8, Yankees 9. or something like that.
Who do you hate?
Glad to see some older fans comment about the Pirates. I’ll never forget 1979 and will never like the Pirates no matter how bad they are.
But as long as I can remember, I have two favorite teams:
the O’s,
and whoever is playing the Yankees.
As for like – how about the Giants. Same colors as the O’s. Rooting for them is the next best thing to rooting for the Orioles.
I forgot he played for them...
Tim Lincecum > Barry Bonds.
What up?
by snakethejake on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to high school in the NYC area
If there was one sports entity in the NYC area that is more annoying than Yankees fans, it was the Mike and the Mad Dog radio show. Mad Dog (Chris Russo) is the single most annoying person in the history of the earth. He was a Giants fan, ergo I cannot say anything good about them.
Mad dog is horrible
I was so glad when he went to sirius radio, because that meant I didnt have to hear him by accident if I was flipping through the channels and happened to land on his (their radio show was broadcast on tv as well).
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
Unintentional humour at its finest
when Mike & the Mad Dog were feuding for real & had to pretend to be civil on the air.
Or during a feud when 1 went on vacation, you knew the opening hour, not the opening segment, the whole hour, would be a non-stop shoot on whichever one wasn’t there.
"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."
- Cap'n Phil Harris
I only hate 3 teams..
MFY, PHN, and The Nats. (Only because of Rob Dibble, people who think they are awesome because they were Oriole fans and are Nats fans, and the other people who only know Strasburg..)
What up?
The Red's pro:
“They’re kind of like the Orioles of the NL Central”. Thanks, Stacey. I really encourage all Orioles fans to get behind the Reds in the pennant chase this year.
The St. Louis Cardinals always fall beneath the radar in terms of teams you love to hate, but their fans are dicks in passive aggressive ways. They’ve been hiding behind the ‘friendly Midwesterner’s’ label for too long. They think they’re conscience of the game and are the final word on every issue of the game.
Pure arrogance in St. Louis.
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
This.
I also root for the Cubs and this is exactly why Deadbird fans fill me with hatred. Thank you for stating it so well.
by owllover711 on Aug 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Toronto
I already had a strong hate for the Blue Jays but Cito’s treatment of Mussina in the 93 All Star Game put me over the top. I hate the Jays every bit as much as the Yankees.
1 – O’s
2 – Phillies (I really don’t get all the Phillies hate, but it’s true that their fanbase has gotten a lot better since they moved from the Vet to CBP.)
3 – Rays (They’re what I want the O’s to be, and they can keep the Yankees out of the postseason.)
4 – Twins, Royals, Rangers, Athletics, Mariners, Reds, Brewers, Pirates, Giants
5 – Tigers, Braves, Marlins, Astros, Padres, Rockies, Diamondbacks
6 – Blue Jays, White Sox, Indians, Angels, Nationals, Cardinals, Cubs
7 – Red Sox, Dodgers
8 – Mets
9 – Yankees
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Phillies fanbase wasn't that bad when they were at the Vet
For the most part, they didn’t really have much of a fanbase until they left the Vet. It was the Eagle fans that were bad, and in my experience that was grossly overblown.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 12, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's true.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Dude, they have a booking station underneath their stadium
Not a holding cell. Not a drunk tank. A freaking magistrates office. That’s all I feel I have to say on this matter.
"'And worse I may be yet. The worst is not so long as we can say 'This is the worst.'"
No, they don't
It closed down years ago. Once Shamus got re-elected (it was literally about 2 weeks after the election), and didn’t need the publicity anymore; he decided Eagle games were safe and closed it down.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 12, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it was!
And I don’t know what you mean about them not having a fan base. They might not have sold out the shitty vet like they do CBP, but sports bars were packed for games whenever I went from 2001-2005.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Starting around 2005 (maybe 2004), sure, before that, not really
I mean, you could listen to WIP on April 1st, and 90% of the conversation would be about the Eagles. Other than a small handful, nobody cared that much about Phillies until they moved (and started winning).
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 12, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing about the Flyers or Sixers?
Trade deadline update: Yankees acquire Alsace-Lorraine @OldHossRadbourn
by CoachOfEarl on Aug 12, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, depending on how good they were
I was exagerating a bit. In 2001, it was probably 50% Sixers, 20% Flyers, 10% bitching about Lindross, 15% Eagles, 5% Phillies.
Obviously, I’m pulling these numbers out of my ass.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 12, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds about right
I lived there in 89-90 and forgot that Philly even had a baseball team. I know they had Tommy Herr and Dickie Thon in the infield, Von Hayes and Dykstra in the OF, but I don’t recall a single pitcher on those rosters.
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by CoachOfEarl on Aug 12, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I really think you guys
are confusing attendance with fan interest. Nobody went to games because the Vet was one of the biggest shitholes in the history of shitholes.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I'm don't think I am confusing it
People didn’t go, and people really didn’t care. Before the new park, there was almost no interest.
At the park, you would get the annual opening day high school kid brawl, after that, nothing. Outside the park, people would be talking about the Sixers and Flyers if they were decent; and count down the days until training camp opened. At least in Center City, Art Museum, and near Center/West Philly where I was most of the time.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 12, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
How are you gauging interest though??
I saw tons of phillies gear all over the city and like I said sports bars were full for meaningless games.
And I don’t know what you’re talking about with high school kids brawling – like I said people didn’t go because the stadium was probably the worst in the country. And high school kids are still brawling at/outside of CBP.
I was in West Philly for 2001-2005 and everybody seemed to care a lot about the Phils.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Nothing scientific obviously
Just I didn’t see a single bar packed for a Phillies game back then at all, and outside of passing interest, most Philadelphia sports fan didn’t care about the Phillies in my experience. At the time, when someone said they were a Philly sports fan, they were talking about the Eagles/Sixers/Flyers, not really the Phillies.
They may still be brawling, I just remember about every year for opening day, you had a bunch of high schoolers get drunk and get in fights at the Vet. It was about the only time you heard about the Vet for baseball other than Rolen complaining about the astroturf.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 12, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Again the vet was a total piece of shit - that's why nobody talked about it or went to it.
There’s really really really nothing more to it than that.
I don’t know – maybe we just hung out with different kinds of people. Everybody who I knew that considered them a Philly sports fan was as into the Phils as anything else.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
all 4 years I was there the fanbase seemed incredibly dedicated and energetic.
I guess maybe different areas of the city are different or something. All the sports bars I went to were packed for their games. And I was only there for 2 months of the 2005 season.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Maybe
But I’ve lived here since ‘99, and have been in the area since the mid-90’s (relatively); and I’ve spent my share and other people’s share of time in bars, and I don’t remember a single time where a bar was packed to see a Phillies game before 2006.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
The Cardinals are the Yankees of the NL
and LaRussa is their Billy Martin, and Carpenter is their Clemens.
MFY, PHN, obviously. Buying Yankees tickets this year felt like I just signed a long term contract to gas up with BP exclusively. But I got to see the Rays beat their ass badly
This may start a flame war, but kind of like the Rays a little. They are like the O’s, but we have more payroll and a nice park that fans would like to go to.
Also, you gotta give the Twins some love for having a rivalry with the MFY.
I like Philly because I grew up watching them.
I hate the Rangers and the Astros for the reasons above and I hate just about everything in Texas.
Marlins, starting to become interested since the only live pro baseball nearby is their AAA affiliate, and their strength is in their youth. OTOH, Loria.
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I don't understand liking/hating a team because of their broadcaster
I mean, I want to drop Hawk and Dibble into a vat of hot oil like the rest of you, but IMHO that has nothing to do with the team, it’s the network. And I’m not going to like LAD because of Vin Scully, but I may watch their games occasionally. Manny is still a dick and they still have a bunch of dick fans wearing LA hats/jerseys.
By that logic, someone who only watched baseball on Fox would hate all baseball teams because of Buck/McCarver
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You can love or hate a team for whatever reason you like
that’s the great thing about sports.
Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub
Since there are quite a few grammar nazi here,
I would like to point out that the headline is grammatically incorrect.
"Believe me, I know the save rule and, quite frankly, it doesn’t carry much weight with me. I like the win rule a little bit better."
by organizedchaos52 on Aug 12, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
ah, should be whom do you hate?
not that i have any room to talk.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
who, whom
your, you’re, what’s the difference?
"Believe me, I know the save rule and, quite frankly, it doesn’t carry much weight with me. I like the win rule a little bit better."
by organizedchaos52 on Aug 12, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm
so you did. My b. I was wondering why it randomly popped in my head, and now I know.
"Believe me, I know the save rule and, quite frankly, it doesn’t carry much weight with me. I like the win rule a little bit better."
by organizedchaos52 on Aug 13, 2010 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions
The 5 teams I hate the most at this point are:
The Yankees, the White Sox, the Cardinals, the Twins and the Dodgers.
I don’t think I need to say why I hate the Yankees.
I hate the Cardinals and White Sox because I’m also a Cubs fan.
I hate the Dodgers because of their sweeping the Cubs in 2008.
I hate the Twins cause they replaced the Orioles in Rochester as the Red Wings’ parent club and slimed the reputation of one of my favorite players to get him traded, not to mention I’m a Tigers fan and they’re always knocking us out of the AL Central lead.
The 4 teams I love the most, in order, are:
the Orioles (from the association with the Red Wings for 40 years),
the Cubs (exposure from WGN games),
the Tigers (grew to love them from living in Detroit in 2003),
and the Padres (rooted for them since 1999 when they appeared in the World Series).
Who I hate
Orioles, obviously a 1. Seattle a 2, ‘cause I’m moving there soon and am already looking at seats for season tickets. Everybody else a 5, except the Yankees and the Red Sox. Skankees a long time 9, and I used to like the Red Sox, but the last douchebag I was dating turned out to be just that, a real douchebag, and she is a big time Red Sox fan, so by default, the Red Sox are total douchebags, too. Forever.
Just to clarify
In light of Rob Dibble, perhaps I should clarify my last post concerning old girlfriends. In no way should it be taken as a blanket statement regarding women. Girls totally rock. Totally. Just not the ones I seem to meet.

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