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Just a point of clarification on Bywater & Dixon....

Jordan’s quote suggests that that getting BOTH signed may not happen, but one or the other could happen.

“As far Bywater and Dixon Anderson. You know we are working those things, but I’m not overly optimistic that we sign both of them.”

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 AM EDT reply actions  

eh

I stopped believing Joe Jordan until after the draft. We signed Givens after he basically did this exact same thing with him last year.

It's a fight to the finish. That's a good place to stop.

by Andrew_G on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, thats kinda my take from this too.

I think he knows who he will definitely get signed and anyone who he thinks there’s a chance might not sign he’ll tell us he’s not optimistic, which is the way it should be for the scouting director.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson's ceiling is higher

They really need to sign both, and not doing so really isn’t acceptable.

I don’t actually believe anything Jordan says, particularly to MASN, about signings, but this shit about “backup plans” is a total con.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus his name is Dixon

which is a way more awesome name than Bywater.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

everyone will say baywater

and nobody wants to drink bay water…

then again its probably better than schuylkill river water. where my philly peeps at???

by Philly O's on Aug 13, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i get hepatitis just looking at it.

you would probably get a STD if you swam in it. Good reason not to join crew.

by Philly O's on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even walking over it every day is probably bad for my health

its rare theres no oil slick covering at least half of it

by kba26 on Aug 13, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen the Schuykill???

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll defer to Philly O's expertise below

but I’ve seen both very recently and at least visually the Schuykill is more disgusting.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i did Hydrographic surveying for the corp in baltimore

and I will put them in this order (from best to hazmat):
susquehanna (before it gets to the harbor)
inner harbor
schuykill
potomic

if you spotted a floater – you got the rest of the day off.

by Philly O's on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's crazy is how clean the potomac is in West VA.

you can basically drink out of it, like the indians did.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Aug 13, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i was mostly right in the heart of DC.

by Philly O's on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

what years are we talking about?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

see Dixon is an awesome first name,

but Bywater is an awesome last name. Last name wins out.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh

eh – ceiling schmeiling.

but yeah I agree both would be nice. however if I had to choose I would go with Bywater.

by Philly O's on Aug 13, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, who cares about having great players, right?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that failing to get worked up over draft picks = not caring about having great players.

Just that the damns I have to give about the world in general and baseball in particular are not so plentiful that I have any to spare about draft picks.

I get your ongoing contention that the team needs to acquire potential assets and develop them into actual assets (either by trade or with the actual major league club) and the best way to do this is to have a lot of them. I’m not going to say that 6th or 7th round picks have no value, because I did look and see our recent 6th-7th rounders and I know that list includes Jason Berken, Joe Mahoney and Caleb Joseph. So sure, I don’t think there’s any argument that the value of an unsigned draft pick is zero, and the value of a signed draft pick is non-zero.

I guess I’m just willing to give the benefit of the doubt to this team or any team when it comes to the marginal picks, because it seems pretty routine that the team gets a number from the player and includes that in considering where to pick them. Yet it’s also part of the process that sometimes the player changes their mind, wants more money, whatever. At some point I think as a matter of negotiation you just have to draw a line to where too much is too much, and it doesn’t have anything to do with the budget so much as it does that the player just isn’t worth what they say they want to sign.

It’s not like we’re drafting on a shoestring budget any more. The pocketbook is open and we’re being aggressive on getting some overslot guys. One of them is pitching in our big league rotation right now. The money is there to sign guys. At some point it’s not about the Orioles and it’s about whether the guys want to play professional baseball for a fair amount commensurate with their talent and potential.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, no, it doesn't. Of course, that's not what I said

I said that not caring about the ceiling of prospects = not caring about having great players. And for that matter, it wasn’t in response to anything you said.

This is a different conversation than about signing picks, although it is also one that I’ve had here many times before – tools matter. Matt Bywater is a nice enough arm, another Zagone type, a college lefty who throws strikes and might become a usable back-end starter or LOOGY. Dixon Anderson is a big sophomore-eligible righthander with a plus 92-94 fastball, two breaking pitches and a splitter, and has a lot more potential. Anderson is a much more valuable arm than Bywater, period.

That said, as far as your point goes, I just don’t agree. As I’ve said before, and as many many others have as well, all players are bargains in the draft because the draft depresses their value. Whatever amount of money they are going to get, I assure you that it is an unfair amount, and every player we’re talking about would get more money in a free market. We’d pay twice as much for these guys in any other circumstance, as for example the over $1M we paid to get Wynn Pelzer from the Padres. Further, we’re not talking about a meaningful amount of money. We’re talking about tens of thousands of dollars – pennies in the scheme of things for the Orioles. Having principles is nice. It is also a stupid way to run a business, and the O’s are a business. When you start making decisions that damage the long-term health of your business over mere basis points of your total budget, then you deserve what you get.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is the best argument I've heard you make for that,

and I admit that I had (stupidly) never thought of such a simple concept. So yeah, I take back all my arguments I’ve had with you on the overslot draft picks subject.

I would be curious to hear what Jordan or MacPhail say about it though.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone think we offer Mentor arb?

Because if we don’t, why not pass him through waivers and hope someone eats his salary for the rest of the year? If we are thinking 6 man rotation anyway, why not just try to dump salary and keep it at 5? Or we could promote both Tillman and Britton for the rest of the year and go 6 men deep if you want to limit innings. Millwood is barely hanging on to type B status as it is anyway.

Maybe the O’s are thinking the same thing. Maybe no one even wants Millwood. I’d be willing to be SOMEONE would be willing to take a flyer on him to be their 4th/5th man though.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 AM EDT reply actions  

From what I understand, he's not gonna make it to type B status, so I can't see us

offering arb. I’m sure they already put him on waivers, it’s just a matter of whether or not anybody else wants him and whether AM wants anything back for him. I doubt AM cares about the salary, it’s not like the O’s are gonna struggle to make their budget this year.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

nobody's gonna take him and that salary

he’s not good enough to help out a contender for the stretch run and definitely not good enough for the playoffs.

It's a fight to the finish. That's a good place to stop.

by Andrew_G on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's kinda what I'm thinking

I think if the O’s did trade him, they would eat almost all of what’s his salary and try to get some PTBNL out of it. And I doubt anyone would give us anything for Millwood at this point.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't part of the point of a 6 man rotation in our case

to limit the innings of the young guys?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well yea

I addressed that. If they are talking about bringing up Britton or Tillman, then they could bring them both up and still have the 6 man rotation and limit innings.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Aug 13, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

or even Van Den Hurk

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Britton should come up at all.

Leave the kid down there until he reaches his innings, then shut him down.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

It isn't like he's dominating AAA either

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's never stopped them from promoting someone before

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Walk off Walk hates Dibble also

http://www.walkoffwalk.com/2010/08/fire-rob-dibble.html

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 11:16 AM EDT reply actions  

and so does D.C SportsFans Coalition

http://www.sportsfanscoalition.org/2010/08/rob-dibble-should-apologize-to-sports-fans-for-his-sexist-comments/

Federal Baseball, on the other hand, defends Dibble:

I think that Dan Steinberg is being a little sensitive in his criticism of Dibble’s attempt at humor. Jokes work because they play to our preconceived notions. Women like to talk, women like to shop, mothers-in-law are annoying, Starbucks is evil, Nickleback can’t make music, and a million other things people are likely to believe.

I for one don’t see the problem with it. Dibble was playing off a joke that has been told time and time again, and I am a person that gets annoyed at people sitting behind me and talking the entire game about stuff that has nothing to do about baseball. Dibble didn’t know what the women were talking about, and I don’t think it matters. It was a joke. He wasn’t saying women didn’t belong at the baseball game, or that they couldn’t enjoy themselves. He just mentioned they were taling the entire time and it was probably about shopping. I am sure George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Eddie Izard have told plenty of jokes about women shopping.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really resent this post

because of the implication that “Nickleback can’t make music” may not be true.

by kba26 on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

very valid point

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

He told ... none, actually

and I seriously doubt George Carlin did, either.

But Bill Hicks was the MAN.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Carlin and Hicks would be pissed

that someone even suggested they would make jokes about that kind of stupid shit.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on his logic

I guess a joke about tough guys who like tattoos, metal music and professional wrestling are brain dead losers would be totally hilarious.

If only I could think of a joke like that.

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blog wars have started over less than that Federal Baseball post.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair...

I suppose Dibble’s…enthusiasm for the team is nice for a fan base devoid of:

a) history, and
b) actual fans

I know some people really like the Dib, but I’m pretty much in the Thom Loverro school of thought: Dibble is a hack that would root for anyone so long as they employed him.

Federal Baseball, for what its worth, is being intellectually lazy to simply call people in the “offended/irritated” camp “sensitive”. Would they be cool with MASN panning to a shot of two black (asian, hispanic, gay, disabled, etc.) patrons and made Dibble making a “joke” using humor based on other similarily lazy stereotypes?

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edit...
patrons and made Dibble making a "joke" using humor based on other similarily lazy stereotypes?

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would they be cool with MASN panning to a shot of two black (asian, hispanic, gay, disabled, etc.) patrons and made Dibble making a "joke" using humor based on other similarily lazy stereotypes?

No, but everyone would have been cool with MASN panning to two white guys and Dibble making a joke.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but everyone would have been cool with MASN panning to two white guys and Dibble some black/asian/hispanic/gay/disabled woman making a joke.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? I tend to agree with brek's post,

if it’s funny and creative people will laugh, if it’s a stupid lazy stereotype and been said a million times before, people will be pissed.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Your point isn’t exactly clear, but I think you are somehow implying that Stacey’s (and the rest of us that think Dibble is a know-nothing assclown and should stop trying to be funny by trading in tired stereotypes) irritation is invalid because…?

Of course nobody would be happy if Eddie Murray got up in the MASN booth and started cracking wise about two white guys, using only unfunny stereotypes about white men.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Firstly, I think that Stacey's post was completely warranted

But my point is that white men, in particular, can be targeted by virtually anyone free-of-charge.

As Stacey mentioned below, white men are ridiculed as a result of centuries long opression by that one demographic, but that doesn’t change the fact that today, showcasing white guys as thick, lazy, condescending, etc is allowed.

As an example, there are myriad commercials and other forms of media where the white guy is the one who is confused, inept, or focused solely on wanting a beer, while the black guy is the one explaining what’s real to him, or the woman is busily completing every task and rolling her eyes at her husband. Companies fear the repercussions of portraying any kind of minority as any of the aforementioned traits, whereas there does not exist many credible associations like the Advancement of White Men or National Organization for Men to claim discrimination toward white guys.

What I’m presenting is the view that racism against white(men)s is tolerated, whereas any other form of discrimination is quickly pointed out as sexist, racist, xenophobic, etc. I’m not a subscriber to the schools of white guilt or reverse racism, as I’m sure someone will label me as, but there is certainly some truth to their claims.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on that

Like I said, it’s wrong, and it does bother me. It happens in commercials and media a lot to white men (well, men specifically, but white men especially). Beer commercials are famous for it.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I’m presenting is the view that racism against white(men)s is tolerated,

That’s not completely true. If Dibbs would have said, “Look at those two country hicks out there talking about their pick-up trucks instead of watching the game,” that would have not gone over well.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't be as blatant as that

But if there were two white guys with sleeveless shirts, ruffled ball-caps, and beers, an off-hand, but not vicious, comment about them getting ready for a Nascar event wouldn’t draw any attention, but if casual jokes were lobbied at an obviously gay black/Latino couple with crossed legs, well, you know that there would be outrage.

As simple as that statement is, I think it’s completely true. Do you really think there would be a blog post about Dibble joking about the white guys?

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would draw complaints if two “hick-ish” looking guys were ridiculed on air about talking their trucks, NASCAR, or whatever other stereotype associated with “rednecks.” That I feel certain.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be the first one writin' a letter

after I learned how to write, or course.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT WOULDN'T

YOU JUST WRITE IN ALL CAPS FROM YOUR @EROLS.COM DIAL-UP E-MAIL ADDRESS?

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

AOL, dude

We didn’t have no fancy EROLS dial-up over her.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really think there would be a blog post about Dibble joking about the white guys?

There you go, Baltimo, there would be a blogpost.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is just a difference of opinions

But I don’t think so.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Millions of people love NASCAR

Since when is “getting ready for a NASCAR event” even an insult?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

NASCAR rain delays ratings > NBA playoff games

At least they were in 2006.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least they were in 2006.

An important caveat, as I believe NASCAR has declined in ratings for several years while other sporting events have increased their viewership.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is true

And I blame NASCAR for their emphasis on 1.5 mile oval tracks and an ill-advised crackdown on retaliation by drivers. I could go on for days on this topic, but NASCAR is hastening its own demise as a major player in the American sports landscape. All they had to do was not fuck up, and they couldn’t do it.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you got me on NASCAR

I’m not even going to try.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't watch it much, but I always heard the biggest

mistake was moving from Sundays to Saturday night races. They owned Sundays, and went to Saturday’s and lost a huge portion of their ratings.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's another problem

is the varying start times and too many non-Sunday races. They tried to correct that this year with a move back to 1 pm Sunday starts for most non-West Coast races, but there’s still too many non-Sunday races.

I still say the biggest problem is closing tracks like Rockingham and too many cookie-cutter tracks. No one wants to see yet another race at Kansas City or Las Vegas, yet that’s exactly what NASCAR will do next year.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is

If you’re implying that they’re rednecks for it.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two things

First of all, insulting someone as a redneck isn’t a general insult of white people; it is an insult to people of a particular culture – people who live in rural communities in the south and midwest. It is akin to insulting someone by calling them a hipster.

The insult that you seem to be concerned about is that of being called “white trash”, which is racial in its nature, as in: “even with all the benefits of being white, they couldn’t make anything of themselves”. But while there is some overlap in the insults of “redneck” and “white trash” they are quite different, which is part of why folks who specialize in redneck jokes host family games shows now, but no comedians have ridden “white trash” jokes to the top.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

man I got in SO much trouble for calling someone white trash in high school

my parents put the major smack down.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

The problem is that there is no one insult for white people like their is for blacks/gays, and even asians/latinos, thus, although “white trash” is more along the lines of what I meant, people do use “redneck” or “hick” when they want to insult someone for being white.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

cracker

I like cracker.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had it written down and was pressing enter

and when i looked up at the preview, you had beaten me to it…totally not fair

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only in certian places

Who is going to insult a white guy from Queens by calling him a “redneck”? Who calls Portlanders “hicks”?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on the Queen part

But that’s a pretty specific example as a Portlander, along with most of the rest of the country, is indistinguishable from a Washingtonian or a Californian or a Oklahom(ian?), and thus if someone thinks it’s insulting to call white people “hicks,” then they will do so to a Portlander.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, I just don't think it is specific to white people

People in rural Maine might be called hicks by people in Portland, but that’s because they don’t live in the city, not because they are white. But people who live in cities, white or otherwise, aren’t worried about being called hicks in the north or the northwest. Which is part of why it isn’t about race.

Oklahomans have different concerns because they are in the south.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm on a deadline...

so this will be a shorter follow-up to your comments, but here goes:

You’re referring to the “Homer Simpson” model common in advertising and media. It’s a fairly common presentation of the married, middle-age, white male in middle America. It’s also a super-small segment of the way white men are represented in media.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The whole

“men are idiots/Neanderthals/helpless” shtick is as hack as what Dibble was blathering on about. I’m not sure how demeaning anybody sells more of anything, but obviously it does, or they wouldn’t spend so much money doing it.

The difference is that white guys own those beer companies. And they make those commercials. The NAACP isn’t buying a spot in the Superbowl mocking white guys, white guys are mocking white guys for fun and profit, mostly profit.

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially when...

that representation isn’t the only way you are ever going to see yourself portrayed in mass media.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right

If I were an alien from outer space, and I was watching American television, I might end up thinking all men were like Don Draper. Or Dexter. Or Tony Kornheiser.

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well to be fair...

Tony is orange and balding, so if the alien has bad eyesight, one could confuse Mr. Tony for Mike Wilbon.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Rep. John Boehner

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those eye stalks can be tricky.

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we're all atheists or non-religious

Seriously, when was the last time someone wore a cross or Star of David necklace on a TV drama, yet how many do you see on a given day in your own life?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

when we are fighting vampires, which is about 75% of the time.

Camden Chat...far better than yahoo message boards. -NewJerseyAveSE Aug 13, 2010

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

What TV shows have you been watching?

FWIW, on the show that I’m working on, our Irish-Catholic family says grace together before every dinner. And on the last long series I worked on, half the cast wore crosses.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What show?

Seriously, I can’t remember the last time I saw someone wearing a religious emblem on network TV.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I probably shouldn't answer that here

The earlier show was on cable, so that’s no help either.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 14, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

luckily the athletes have that one covered

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

When white people represent 65% of a country

There’s obviously going to be variation in how they’re portrayed, but like I’ve mentioned, there is only one demographic that can be incessantly targeted.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right

That’s not the correct word, but it’s permissible to ridicule them.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The NAACP isn’t buying a spot in the Superbowl mocking white guys, white guys are mocking white guys for fun and profit, mostly profit.

The bottom line is that it’s acceptable for white guys to be mocked, irrespective of who is doing it.

Consumers, or society, don’t show any backlash to white men being portrayed as Neanderthals, and thus those commercials are allowed to run.

I hate to say it, but if those beer commercials were about black men, you can guarantee they wouldn’t run successfully for years on end.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right...

where the fuck were you for the WASSSSSSSUUUUUPPPP spot?

Come off it – seriously. Black people get represented awfully in ad spots all the time. Check the language and dialect used in ads by fast food (particularly fried chicken) restaurants featuring black actors.

Uncle Ben, Aunt Fucking Jamimah, seriously, they don’t trade in stereotypes at fucking all, now do they. They for sure aren’t succesful companies.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bottom line is that it’s acceptable for white guys to be mocked, irrespective of who is doing it.

That’s not true at all. There are definitely limits. Like I said above, if you replace the two women with two white men and Dibble saying, “Look at those guys talking their guns and trucks all evening instead of watching the game,” people would not be happy. Look agree, that the boundaries for white men are “looser” but you’re making it look like it’s free reign on white people and that’s not true.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So if white people

are 65% of the U.S. population and white guys are 49% of that, why don’t sizable chunk of America that is the white guys pull it together and protest? I mean besides being busy enjoying their historic and excessive privilege?

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

White guilt

And everything that is associated with it.

Look, I don’t like how this is trending toward me being Pat Buchanan, I just see some truth in the idea that it’s okay to make white men out to be buffoons.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Help me out here a second

A white guy makes a joke about women, and all of a sudden we’re arguing about how white men are ridiculed?

What the fuck?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just about to make a comment...

about how so much of this “it’s ok when they do it” is a butthurt reaction to potential jokes which have not been told.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i couldn't really care less how the media portrays men or white men,

the only one that ever really bothered my was the whole “White men can’t jump and suck at basketball” thing. I’m barely 6 ft and I can dunk, so I don’t want to hear it.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

the second part of that portrayal is still mostly true…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

the second part of that portrayal is still mostly true…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

no idea what happened there

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am barely six feet too (and white)

and I could dunk in high school. It would take me a month or so now of practicing probably.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, lots of white guys can jump,

they just made a stupid movie about it, and everyone believed the movie.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

fair enough.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great movie

I still think it’s a mostly true stereotype. lol

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the point of the film...

was that Woody Harrellson’s character could, in fact, jump. Remember?

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen 2012 yet, have you?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok I forgot about that one.

But he was awesome in it. Possibly my favorite actor.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll just have to chalk up his decision to be in that to the weed

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the check to afford the weed

I gotta say, Woody was HORRIBLE in 2012. Not that he had anything to work with…

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be just as wrong for that to happen

But I don’t think you can overlook the fact that white men have never been victim of systematic, government sanctioned discrimination. Women, Asians, black people, they all have been. It’s something from which this country is still recovering.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you call affirmative action?

College admissions in particular are notorious for wanting blacks, HIspanics, and women over whites, Asians, and men.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, what the hell does this have to do with Rob Dibble

saying stupid shit about women?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not too mention we have a dedicated thread to Rob Dibble

talking about women. Can we move this talk over there. It’s getting old.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Just scroll up or down.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been away from CC for awhile

So maybe I’m confused (genuinely), but when these type of threads were first created, they were open for all types of discussion, and designed specifically for that purpose.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But in this case Stacey went out of her way to create a thread specifically for discussion of Rob Dibbles comments. If she wanted it discussed in the open threads she probably wouldn’t have written it.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I just took the opportunity to post a response to a comment already on the subject.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I just got reading the thread; didn’t realize we were trying to shut this down.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also...

where did you go to school? I pretty much saw nothing other than:

whites, Asians, and men

at UMCP.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is significantly easier to get into (a good) college

If you’re not white or Asian.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So UMCP isn't a good college?

Because I’ll slap a fool that disses Maryland.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

But UMCP neither represents the top levels of higher education in the U.S., nor the whole scene of colleges in America.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first part of that sentence is patently false.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not talking about the top 60 or whatever colleges in the U.S.

I’m talking about the cream of the cream, as in MIT.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd put their aero engineering school against MIT

You’re showing a private school bias that would explain many of your comments above.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not talking about one sub-division of the school

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that second part is both misinformed

And unnecessary.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll put our basketball and lacrosse teams against 'em, too.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you could put any of your teams against them

except maybe football…they’re gonna be bad this year

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take Cornell lacrosse and basketball over Maryland

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basketball? I think not

Lacrosse? It would be a damn good game.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

2009 they were pretty damn solid.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cornell was damn good this year and last.

It would be a close game, but you’re probably right in that Maryland would win, however so slightly.

I’m not going to argue just for argument’s sake, though, as Maryland definitely has a better program historically.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lacrosse, maybe.

Baseketball, absolutely not.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

their basketball was good last year,

but i think they graduated almost everyone, right?

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umm..

’Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

/LisaSimpson’d
/Lincon’d

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are you such an ass?

Cornell has more natty’s and just as many appearances in the championship as Maryland in lacrosse, and their basketball team went to the Sweet Sixteen this year.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that was unnecessary

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to adjust my game to...

the level of my competition, if you must know.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't refute anything I've said

Just continue to be confrontational.

By the way, who are you?

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mean to pull out my internet cred

But this guy has been nothing but an ass to me and I don’t think I’ve ever had a conversation with him on CC.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this is your first

I’m sure you’ll be fast friends in no time ;)

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with brooklynlovesorioles

that internet cred and a dollar gets you a can of coke.

by PhilR8 on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+100

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

$1.25 at my faculty longue

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

$1.25 for a CAN?

Please tell me you’re joking.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, 20 oz bottle

It’s our only option

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew.

Okay, that I expected.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so cool on the who are you

Doesn’t matter :)

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've tried to be fair

Really!

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you've rushed to judgments

Without giving me a chance to explain myself.

Let’s just end this, though, and resolve to meet at McDonalds later tonight to hash things out? Come alone.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hash things out?

or bash in the drive through window because they didn’t have chicken nuggets?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

truer words…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll bring the beer bottle

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOMETIMES YOU NEED CHICKEN NUGGETS

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think what you said applies outside of cream of the cream. A school like Emory, Rice, or Vanderbilt are just outside of the cream of the cream and I think it’s slightly easier to get in if you’re non-white. in fact, I think it extends far beyond the cream of the cream.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's both harder to get into the cream of the cream

And the cream of the crop if you’re white or Asian.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, i'm saying it applies even outside of the cream of the cop

but the disadvantage decreases as you go down the ladder.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

as far as state schools go, it is the top level.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So 53rd Nationally...

overall and 18th among public universities is not in the top level?

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Engineering college is ranked #13

IN THE WORLD.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I would say 53rd is not the top level.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look Ivy League...

just because you went to UPENN doesn’t mean you can look down on the rest of us!

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Of course it does! What other value is the degree??

Also how on earth did you know/remember that?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay, but you were jock!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out of over 4000 college campuses nationally?

That is 99th percentile.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He went to PRIVATE SCHOOL

so he knows better than us.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good one, duck

Except that I didn’t.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I'm the snob he was referring to! haha

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was definitely talking to me

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out of over 4000 college campuses nationally?

Are those 4000 schools who are categorized as national schools? I thought it was around 1000. Even so, 53rd out of 1000 is still pretty damn good.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It includes 4 year, 2 year

technical schools, etc. Either way there are over 1800 4 year institutions.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does not include 2 years schools. You need to have a certain number of PhD programs to be classified as a national university.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean the 4000 includes

2 year schools.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since there are 5,500+ colleges in the US

and #57 would put you in the top 1%, I’d say it is.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

but seriously

when you hear somebody say “Oh my son got into one of the top schools in the country!” would you really think of number 57 as a possibility for what they were talking about?

I guess this is similar to the debate some of us had about whether Adam Dunn was an “elite offensive player.” Just semantics.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he said that and said he got into UMd

I’d think, “Damn, I’d be pretty proud of that kid.”

Maryland’s no joke.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've already clarified what I meant

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying it's not something to be proud of

or a really good school. I just don’t think of the 57th best school as “one of the top schools.”

U. of Rochester is #35 and I certainly wouldn’t consider that to be one of the top schools.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm happy you're back

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Stacey

Clearly, that makes two of us.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three.

Always nice to have all of the top-three Pie fans here.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Four

I look forward to conversations about fasting etc so I can lay down the skeptical hammer

by PhilR8 on Aug 13, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google it

And have your life changed forever.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 lyfe

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't always agree with you

But you always make things interesting.

And like Vuff said, you’re one of the original Pie lovers. Not many can claim that.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where are you getting that number

I get getting like 4100. Just curious.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia, of course

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higher_education_in_the_United_States

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since there are 5,500+ colleges in the US

Yeah, but only a small percentage of those schools are classified as national universities. For example, UMCP isn’t competing against Amhearst or Swarthmore or Pomona. I would argue, and sorry Duck, those schools are better than UMCP.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I would argue

you are out of your fucking mind. How on EARTH does Swarthmore compare to Maryland? Maryland has THIRTY TWO programs rated in the top 10 of the nation. THIRTY TWO.

http://www.ece.umd.edu/about/rankings.html

The University of Maryland is ranked 18th among U.S. public universities by U.S. News & World Report. Maryland has 32 programs in the top 10, 51 in the top 15, 67 in the top 20, and 79 in the top 25.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Swarthwore is a top notch school. If I had a kid who had a choice between Swarthmore and UMCP with money concerns eliminated, I would choose Swarthmore in a heartbeat. Remember, those rankings are based off of research not actual teaching quality. UMCP has far better researchers than Swarthmore, no doubt. But in terms of the quality of education, I’ll take Swarthmore.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

You’ve not given me one qualitative reason. How do you define “quality of education”?

 If my kid wanted to be an architect, I’d send them to UMd first.

An engineer? UMd.

A journalist? UMd.

A teacher? UMd.

An English/poetry major? MAYBE Swathmore. MAYBE.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Large research institutions where grad students teach classes

and professors just want to (or are forced to) publish publish publish and don’t care about teaching… hard to compare that to an education from a smaller university.

by PhilR8 on Aug 13, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I didn’t have grad students teaching my classes, but I went to Drexel for chemical engineering, and teaching was clearly at the bottom of my professors’ priority list if they did research.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Journalism classes were capped at 18

and I had a prof for every one. As an undergrad.

Methinks y’all are working on stereotypes that are not necessarily true.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, these aren't stereotypes,

You can check the percentages of classes taught by PhD online. Big research universities are comparatively smaller.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm talking SPECIFICALLY about UMd

I don’t give a shit about defending Nebraska or Iowa or UVa

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

because professors at UMCP are not given any incentive to care about teaching. That, to me, is a HUGE reason.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

For journalism...

…I’d send them to Columbia.

Who you meet in college, and the connections you get, are more valuable than anything you learn in class. That is what makes the Ivies the Ivies, fwiw.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd pay 3X as much as UMd

and not get a substantially better education. The opportunities offered at UMd for undergrads in journalism rival any school in the U.S.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

Look, I have no kids, plan on having none, and so I don’t think about this much.

But I’ve worked in journalism and media, and I’ve noticed that the people who get work generally get it through either family or personal connections. At least here in New York and in LA, it isn’t a meritocracy. And those schools offer a lot of those.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank GOD only 4% of the US

live in NY and LA, then. The rest of us try and make it on our talents and work ethic. :)

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

deep breaths

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Told you I was up for this...

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

to be fair Penn gives a ton of need based scholarships. I believe their general approach is that if you get accepted to the school it means they want you there and will figure out a way to get you there.

How “need” is defined is pretty tricky though. We’ll be paying my fiance’s loans for quite a while since she didn’t qualify…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

But, for better or for worse, most of the magazines, book publishers, national television news, film and television industries are in these two cities, along with three of the biggest newspapers in the country.

So, even with your greater talents and work ethics, you are competing for a very small part of the journalism pie other places.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why he became a teacher

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, that's cold

only because it’s true.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mean this to boost New York...

…look, I love it as everyone here knows, but it certainly isn’t what most people I know want, nor is it really to the benefit of anyone but us that we have such a stranglehold on journalism in America.

But I couldn’t live in Baltimore and do what I do for a living. I don’t get to make that choice.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And someday

you’ll learn how insignificant you are to those few of us who really matter.

(I claim the “has established prior rapport” clause!)

"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."

- Cap'n Phil Harris

by sluggo 2.0 on Aug 14, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

And that, my friend

is EXACTLY why I fuckin’ hate private schools and why I defend public schools at all levels. Just because someone won a fuckin’ lottery by being born to rich parents doesn’t make them better at a job (or class) than me.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we not

bash all private schools and people who went to them? Some of us worked our butts off to get scholarships so we could afford to go to a non-state school. And not for snobby reasons; I thought Drexel’s co-op program was an excellent idea.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, trash the Ivy Leagues all you want.

:)

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am pro bashing anything that applies to O'sFan21 :)

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY!!!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha,

yeah, Drexel kids love to bash Penn kids, not gonna lie. But we’re really just jealous of your nice campus and the much smaller male/female ratio.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

same with Temple I think

although Drexel has a MUCH nicer campus than Temple. Did you ever make your way up to the penn bars?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, not a bar guy.

Unless New Deck counts, but I went there mostly for Quizo.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

eh I guess it counts. I wondered what bars drexel people went to – didn’t think there were many over there.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

most would either go to Penn bars or head down towards Center City.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think everyone enjoys bashing Temple

Drexel is just crazy-insane expensive, but kudos for getting a scholarship there.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still miffed

at how much worse it got while I was enrolled. I have a lot more in loans than I was expecting.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's it up to now?

it was creeping up on 45 grand when I was looking at colleges

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus christ really?

that’s more than Penn…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here you go.

$31k / year for the five-year programs, $38k for the four year. And that’s just tuition.

http://www.drexel.edu/undergrad/financing/break-down/

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

that’s steep

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

And it’s shot up rapidly, too. I think tuition was $20.5k / year when I started in ‘04-’05.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i must have been looking at

room and board and all that, cause I swear I saw over 40 somewhere

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, but...

…it isn’t a meritocracy. It isn’t within my power to change the way the world works. But I can use how it works to my advantage, and encourage others to do the same.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well right

but we knowing that class system that exists, wouldn’t you advise your kid to go to the school that positions him best for the future?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, contacts and as well as context. For journalism, Columbia is a fine choice.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Maryland's just as good

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, UMd is a great journalism school

I’m not trying to hate UMd!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coulda fooled me...

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, like I said before, Swarthmore, Amhearst, Pomona, and others, these are very FINE schools. Don’t underestimate them. I’m not hating UMd as much as I’m giving a lot of props to these schools.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't the vibe I was getting

Thanks for the clarification. I can put away the +3 Sword of Righteous Class Warfare now, I guess.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amherst.

Sorry, pet peeve.

Camden Chat...far better than yahoo message boards. -NewJerseyAveSE Aug 13, 2010

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops, my bad

when I was 23, a friend told me he went to Amherst. I told him that I’ve never heard of Amherst. I don’t think I’ve ever recovered in his eyes.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in the five college area

of which Amherst is one. These are some pretty rarefied colleges/universities, but Amherst is rarefied above all others. Except maybe Williams. It’s not shocking the guy didn’t understand he wasn’t the center of your universe.

Camden Chat...far better than yahoo message boards. -NewJerseyAveSE Aug 13, 2010

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, williams, amherst

wellesley, all of the notorious reputation for churning out obnoxious students. I’ve had a couple of friends who went to Amherst and they were definitely very bright and motivated. But they think they walk on water. Nonetheless, they’re all top notch schools.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can respect this attitude

I thought you were hating on the big state schools. No worries.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, big state schools are fine institutions. They have top notch researchers who are doing innovative work. I have TONS of respect for that. If my son/daughter had a choice between a top tier big state school (e.g., UVA, UMd, UCLA) or a second tier liberal arts school, I would prefer the big state school even with cost being equal!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and to a certain degree

we’re comparing apples and oranges. Swarthmore and UMCP are totally different institutions with different goals. UMCP is all about training and hiring top notch researchers. Undergraduate education is a secondary (at best) concern. Swarthmore’s priority is providing a high caliber undergraduate education.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this is where you roll your eyes

and simply mutter to yourself, “He simply does not understand,” right?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what don’t i understand?

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was assuming

you were thinking about me.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

look, it’s just a difference in opinion. I’ve worked at all types of universities from small teaching schools to big research universities. those experiences have affected my opinion of undergraduate education quality. profs at big research univ don’t have an incentive to care about teaching. at a school like swarthmore or pomonan, not only will get a top notch profs, but they’re job is dedicated toward teaching undergraduates.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

In about, what, 5 different majors?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

Engineering, journalism and maybe some other technical sciency stuff like computer science. Otherwise, I would prefer to send my kid to Swarthmore (controlling for price, once in factor in price, Swarthmore isn’t so attractive).

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Architecture? Education? Nursing? Pre-med? Chemistry? Psychology? Sociology? All of those, you’d send a kid to Swartmore?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

now I’m ducking! Cost being equal of course. Cost not being equal and unless I become a millionaire soon, i’ll take UMd and be very happy.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have other reasons for supporting

a public school education, even in college, but I think I’ve made enough enemies for one day.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

no enemies here!

I can deal with you hating the system. I don’t think you hate me for having leveraged the system.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We hate you other reasons than that

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha well that's fair enough

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I support public education! I went to public high schools and James Madison U for undergrad!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

JMU is a public school?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell yeah,

It’s a VA state school.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did not know that.

Stupid state school education….

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

what years were you at JMU?

does the phrase “Free Pete” mean anything to you?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope,

I was there in the mid 1990s. I’m old.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah ok

tons of people from the high schools I went to went to JMU.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must....resist..temptation...

Nah, not gonna pile on, I’ve made enough enemies today.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

I’ve been private schools too. I like state school peeps better!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

did u go to Swarthmore or something?

I would advise my kid to go to PSU/UMD/UDEL over Swarthmore 85-90% of the time.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

Just understand how teaching works differently between a big research university and a top notch liberal arts college.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most college students are NOT liberal arts majors

A lot of us want to actually get a job after school. :)

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duh dum tssssshhhhh

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I have a job!

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also have a job!

to go with my liberal arts degree.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

but you work for the Government!

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liberal Arts...

…with concentrations in Film and Philosophy.

That said, it helps that no one in my field cares that I went to college one bit.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't have gotten hired without a degree

But nobody gave a shit what it was in.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You went to a STATE school

may I remind you.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did go to a state school

And it met my needs. But I’m not gonna get all crazy about it. I could have gone to a bunch of other schools if I wanted to. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m quite brilliant.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

So the internet tells me

And you’re hilarious when drunk. :)

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I DID go to Salisbury

hilarious when drunk is a pre-req

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salisbury?

I suppose that’s better than Frostburg.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I just get insulted?

I think I just got insulted.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, sir, are an egregious ass

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

Salisbury’s average SAT for incoming freshmen is second only to UMCP in the UM system.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kid...

You want to know what state school in MD I hate? UMBC.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did you go to school?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going...

to say “the one that pays for the rest of them” but that would just be mean.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be accurate...

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your chess team get beat by their chess team?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn't bet us in BBal

Now Morgan State I could understand…l

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

got it

I had to click to make it bigger though

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one is mentioning Towson

which I guess is both good and bad.

by PhilR8 on Aug 13, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

In what?

Women’s crew?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

St Mary's College of Maryland

Better in:

crew
sailing
frisbee golf
ultimate frisbee
SAT scores

by brek on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! I went to Frostburg! :-)

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that, dude.

Better luck next time.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great....uh....memories...yeah. That's the ticket...

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, for a handful of majors, I would send my kid to big research U rather than a small liberal arts college.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

A handful?

There’s only a handful for which I would even CONSIDER a liberal arts school.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool, no prob!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, it was gettin' lonely in here

Thanks!

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, if i was bit strident in tone!

I probably do that more I realize.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! I've had your back the whole time.

I just left for a while.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

UMD is on my shitlist right now.

Because I got rejected. lol.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Just stop. You’ve firmly moved out of the “I have a point and am somewhat informed” into D-FENS territory here.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for the "Falling Down" reference

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that damn movie...

pretty much for the intellectual smackdown Robert Duvall gives Michael Douglas at the end of the film.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

It’s a well known fact that being Asian/white is the equivalent of bumping your SAT score down a few hundred points, and being black/latino is the opposite.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep being antagonistic though

It’s endearing.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

a few HUNDRED points???

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asian, yes

White is only 120 or something like that.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there really data to back that up?

That seems like a shitload of points to me.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, I'll find it

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

just to be clear

I’m not doubting you – it just seems really high to me.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

While you are waiting patiently

perhaps you would care to read these 10 Myths of Affirmative Action exploded, by actual math and science:

http://www.understandingprejudice.org/readroom/articles/affirm.htm

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't call that website an objective source

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I hate trying to bring statistics into just about any political argument, because you can get just about whatever statistics you want to depending on how you design the study and spin the results.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the website name itself invalids it. a study from a peer-reviewed article, i would take seriously.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that too.

But you get peer-reviewed studies with contradictory results all the time, and then both sides just quote the stats that agree with their perspective.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s fine, but i can sort through contradictory results and make educated decision with peer review articles. with a site like that, they’re not even obligated to scientific norms.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They take their data from

multiple peer reviewed studies. The data has to be presented somewhere. I couldn’t find totallyimpartialfactsaboutaffirmativeaction.com

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet you could buy that

and post it there yourself!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

I just mean that it’s rare that internet arguments about politics get anywhere (duh), and they’re frequently even more deadlocked when both sides start throwing out numbers.

And I’m totally with you on that site, btw.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Each "myth"

refers to multiple peer reviewed studies. The data has to be presented somewhere. I couldn’t find totallyimpartialfactsaboutaffirmativeaction.com

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

in looking over the references

there are only a small number of peer reviewed material there. it’s mostly technical reports from roper which aren’t peer reviewed and just a reporting of “fact” which can be easily decontextualized.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting thing is that I don’t have problem with those myths. I actually support affirmative action but I do believe it disadvantages white and asians.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I've been responding to all these posts

But here’s something:

According to the data, not all races are considered equal in the college admissions game. Of students applying to private colleges in 1997, African-American applicants with SAT scores of 1150 had the same chances of being accepted as white applicants with 1460s and Asian applicants with perfect 1600s.

Link.

I’ll honestly dig up more if you think that’s outdated or a small sample size.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

as someone who works in higher ed

this is the one thing I’ll back you up on. I don’t have any citations off hand though. In fact, in CA they’re trying to cut down on the number of Asian getting into UCLA and Berkeley ever since CA eliminated affirmative action using other methods.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

California must be especially bad

But I’m not sure why people were so revolted by the idea when I proposed it as Asians perform well almost across the board.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Aug 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

time for some

citation needed

These are interesting points, if true. Just need to substantiate them.

by PhilR8 on Aug 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, dude, i was kinda half on your side until this point

but a few hundred points is a kinda rediculous generalization don’t you think?

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the "Department of Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass"

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

man you're on a roll!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm always up for some fuckin' class warfare

People like me couldn’t get into the UPenns of the world – no one was offering a the son of a redneck factory worker and a arts store cashier any scholarship $$$ no matter how good my SAT was. THE public university of my home state, Maryland-College Park, offered me a chance at a world-class education at a price my parents could afford. I graduated from one of the eleven best journalism schools in the nation as a result.

I’ll be damned if I let any latte-drinking, legacy frat boy who went to a “private school” types shit on my alma mater just people they admitted people like me.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

That reminds me – I need to go pick up my afternoon latte and perhaps something with some sort of cheese on it for my afternoon snack.

Just to be clear, I wouldn’t have gotten into Penn either if it hadn’t been for my ability to throw a baseball (which I promptly lost when I arrived on campus). And no frats for me.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Told ya I was up for it. :)

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha feisty today!

I like it.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

duck, you're back to sounding like a communist again!

I missed it after that recycling stuff yesterday.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a tea partier no??

railing against the liberal northeastern elitist colleges?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, man, that hurt. Really.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Don’t worry. I know you won’t be at the Beck rally next week.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

please tell me to heckle.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

To observe...

I hear Andrew Breitbart is offering $100k for some choice footage.

by TerroristFistJab on Aug 13, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is true

Is it Friday? I’ll be at Assateague at my daughter’s swim team beach practice.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't remember

but I’m sure whatever you have going on is a far better use of time. Taking one single day long shit for example would certainly be more productive.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The post is chock full of belief in the egalitarian dream.

Besides, Marylanders (and I’m not just talking about people who went to UMCP) should be revving up rants against the elitist northeast with their breakfast. :)

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

UMCP is an excellent school, but man, you suggest somewhere might be just as good or better, look out!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

As good? That's defensible

But I got the vibe that JUST because they were small private schools that made them automatically better than UMd, and that got my back up.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh definitely not, private has nothing to do with it. William and Mary is excellent liberal arts college that’s a public school.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a lot of other majors out there, though

Neither of my two kids will most likely end up as a liberal arts major, so we probably wouldn’t go that route, anyway.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I’m totally convinced now. I cannot imagine how a white man gets ahead in this country the way they are victimized.

I’m going to go throw some dime to the John Birch society. This wrong must be righted.

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

by killertomato on Aug 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true, but it's more to do with colleges wanting all different races

than any white/asian bias. I forget what the official term is, but the historically black colleges all give out scholarships for non-blacks, just because they want to make their institution less segregated. These are facts.

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's less true than it used to be

UMES hasn’t done it in ages. Trust me, my wife’s worked there almost two decades.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stacey, you're popular with the SBN front page gang this week!

Both your Luke Scott article and the Rob Dibble one from yesterday got mentioned in the “Best of SB Nation” daily post. That’s our head honcho!

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 11:38 AM EDT reply actions  

I am pretty awesome, aren't I

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

When you take a break from gossiping and shopping at least.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Trade deadline update: Yankees acquire Alsace-Lorraine @OldHossRadbourn

by CoachOfEarl on Aug 13, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahahah

I am totally pro walk off tickle swarms.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to admit,

I was scared they were gonna hurt his back.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Aug 13, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of this racism talk

is dragging me down.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

And I find it completely irrelevant, personally.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The O's need to start sucking again

so we have something to talk about. Winning is boring.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We had some pretty bizarre arguments when the O's were sucking.

In fact, I think some days we were saying, “The O’s need to start winning before we kill one another.”

I guess the grass is always greener on the other side.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soooooooooooooo

How ’bout that Chili Davis? He certainly was a baseball player. :>

by NSOsFan on Aug 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Just gonna

hang out at the bottom here and do this:

Mitch Hedberg Quoter

Yes, they spelled his name wrong in the URL. Bastards.

by NSOsFan on Aug 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

My brush with fame

Turned down tickets to see him in Baltimore. Not that it mattered, since he died a few days before he would have performed here, but I was in before it was cool!

But seriously folks… loved Mitch, a shame he went so soon.

by PhilR8 on Aug 13, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this not perfectly fit CC?
"Get the fuck out! I’m not makin’ a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich. That will severely ruin my reputation."

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

'recd

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, new discussion

Would the Terps football team beat MIT this year?

by Strat12 on Aug 13, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Home or road?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, money line or points?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, got lost for a minute

Thought about going kayaking, decided to wait an hour for the tide to run out.

OK, money line. Damn, I hate to do it, but I might be tempted to lay $$$ on MIT this year.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

100%

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen The Messenger?

We were talking a bit about Woody Harrrelson and it reminded me that I’ve been wanting to see this.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Great movie

Saw it at the Charles when it was out. I’m still not convinced that Ben Foster is a great actor, but Woody is the man and totally makes that movie. It gets a little hard to watch at times but great chemistry between the characters. Recommended.

by PhilR8 on Aug 13, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool.

It’s in my netflix instant queue. Guess I’ll watch it tonight.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's 4:36...

That means I just wasted 60% of my last hour at work reading about racism… Now that’s a good Friday… What could make it better??? Maybe going to an Orioles game!!! I just bought tickets to tonights game… Throwback uni’s, the Village People concert after the game, $5 beer Friday nights…. astroturf. What’s not to love!

by tflach2 on Aug 13, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, this is weird

MSNBC is using a clip from “Falling Down” in a commentary about the JetBlue dude. Two references to a 20-year-old movie in one day?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Falling Down is such an under appreciated movie

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLDNR.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Aug 13, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Your loss

We trashed NJ something good.

Made ya look!

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duck angry is pretty awesome.

just throwing that out there.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm even better drunk

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahhahaha

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahah

good one

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 13, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can always revive it tomorrow

just say public schools=shit and you’ll get Duck going.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just find it interesting

as someone who’s attended schools on both ends of the rankings

by kba26 on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

your mom went to college!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 14, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

just watched it again the other day

dunno why its funny, but it is.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 14, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

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