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GameThread: Orioles (40-75) @ Rays (69-45), 7:10pm

Baltimore Orioles at Tampa Bay Rays, Aug 13, 2010 7:10 PM EDT


If anything or anyone was going to put a damper on Buck mania, a start from Kevin Millwood probably would have been the most likely bet to do it. The Mentor actually got a quality start for his trouble last night but it was one of those games where it just felt like we were never in it, and enthusiasm was continually being sapped the longer he was on the mound.

The Orioles look to get back in the good karma column tonight behind Jeremy Guthrie. Guts has been the most, and really only, consistent pitcher on the staff this season, not that he's been rewarded for that effort much by the team. His 4.04 ERA is the lowest of the starters. Let's never mind that three Rays starters have ERAs lower than that. The good news is that none of those three are pitching tonight.

James Shields goes for the Rays and the last time he pitched he gave up six home runs to Toronto in only four innings of work. Luke Scott has to be salivating given the power surge he's on. But Shields will also strike out a lot of guys, with over 8 K/9 and nearly 4 K/BB on the season. That would generally bode poorly for the O's this season but the hitters have seemed different since Buck came along and perhaps there will be a good plan in action tonight.

At the Trop, who knows what will happen. Will the ball carom off a catwalk? Will the hideous carpet cause a freak injury? Will even 20,000 people attend the game when their team is in the pennant race and leading for the AL Wild Card? The O's are 2-7 against the Rays on the year, but five of those losses came during that ridiculously bad 2-16 start to the season, and we all know it's a whole new Orioles experience now.

Man, speaking of that 2-16 start, Matt Albers was 0-3 at the end of it. Those were some really dark days. I think I'd blocked out how terrible it was until I went fishing for stats for this post. Win or lose tonight, I think we can all feel agree things are better now. But winning's a hell of a lot more fun to watch, so, go O's!


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It's Turn Back the Clock Night in Tampa, apparently.

I’m not sure how you turn back the clock when your franchise didn’t exist prior to 1998, but there you go. I think we’re turning back to 1970 or something like that. So if you want to like… 1970 up this game thread that would be appropriate.

Being as I wasn’t alive then I’m not really sure how to accomplish that, so I’ll leave it to others.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Just drop some acid.

BAM! Instant 1970’s.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was 2

So, should I poop my pants and take a nap?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naps are allowed.

Shitting yourself during the course of this game thread is forbidden, however.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just saw them on the pregame show

Pretty snazzy.

Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes

by IHeartMASN on Aug 13, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to be Debbie Downer

But something tells me this weekend is where Buck’s magic run out.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

BANNED

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw, man

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Old Orioles thinking!

Fuck the “We’re getting no-hit tonight”, this is the Rays. We’re fuckin’ no-hitting THEM.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well if we're going to no-hit anyone

The Rays seem a likely candidate

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is the weekend

that the Ray’s magic runs out.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw DAMN those unis are awesome

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish they would go back to those unis.

I fucking love them.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahha those uniforms are ridic

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we should use those jerseys and white pants on Tuesdays

Rather than the BP jerseys.

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Even throwback helmets!

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That orange is really loud, but I gotta say, I am digging the look.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Once a month, maybe?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how Nick has black high socks and the black sleeves.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm probably alone on this, but...

I dislike the cartoon bird. He looks like a pervert.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right

You’re alone in that thought

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

Everyone I know loves the cartoon bird. I’m the only person I’ve ever met who thinks otherwise. Unfortunately there isn’t any medication for this disability.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it

But I don’t think it should be brought back to the uniforms. It’s very dated.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once a month - first home Friday or something.

More than 5 times a year would be a bit much

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

better that...

than the “O’s” hat.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Aug 13, 2010 7:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Good at bat for Nick

trying to make up for Brian swinging at the first pitch.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ew nevermind

Fuck you Nick

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Shields come set at all?

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by IHeartMASN on Aug 13, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

big game james

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That sucked

That was a good pick off move.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm disappointed with the lack of stirrups.

Although the all black socks look really good.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck's just a little less awesome now

Britt_Ghiroli
  
“I’m sticking with the jacket.” – Showalter on the all orange uni’s tonight.
13 minutes ago via web

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

if it were me, I'd say the same

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the look of the orange but I don't think I'd want to be on TV in that orange.

Or photographed, etc.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the camera adds ten pounds

the orange adds five more.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow they were REALLY shifting him

I hope he just kills the Rays this series since so many of those guys wanted him traded to them.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones!

Nice!

Shame about Nick even more :(

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok. He scored this time, but

PLEASE STOP SENDING LUKE SCOTT!

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

JESUS!

Why must we send Scott every chance we get?

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

woot

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew!

Good job Q*bert, but do we really need to be sending reverse Usain Bolt to almost get thrown out at the plate?

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way...

Q*Bert= Adam Jones, for the uninitiated

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Kennedy on the TB broadcast

is amazed the Orioles are as far out as they are. So the PxP guy says, “Well, their pitching wasn’t very good at the start opf the year.”

Actually, our pitching was about the only thing going right the first 6 weeks.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed

Though if you count the first 3 months of the season as the start of the year, our SP fell apart around then (aside from Guts).

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh Felix with the stirrups!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm a little dazzled myself

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pie!

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey now! It's a 3-0 lead!

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, just stop

Even if I do own that CD

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Hammer was awesome back in 1992

I’d have owned it too if I actually bought things when I was 11.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, I was 24 and married in 1992

I don’t have an excuse

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammer...

…was never awesome.

Not even when he was serving as de facto teenage GM of the Oakland A’s. True story.

by Jonny Pops on Aug 13, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Hammer don't hurt 'em!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't own that CD.

I own the cassette.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I bought it

I said I owned it.

True story – first album I ever bought? Saturday Night Fever soundtrack. I still think that’s what led me on the path to death metal.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine

Was Pyromania. Still have the cassette, and still love it.

by NSOsFan on Aug 13, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Def Leppard's last good album

High And Dry was better, though.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, no.

“Hello America” was good,. but High And Dry was better overall. At least, the extended version with “Me & My Wine”, the best song they ever did.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep living in a world gone wrong, man

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have em all

Yep, even Slang and that covers one they did. I would put Hysteria just under Pyromania though. For some reason my second cassette was Hall & Oates Big Bam Boom. There was an extended version of Out Of Touch on there that I liked at the time.

by NSOsFan on Aug 13, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Hysteria? really?

Yuck.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

God of War mostly.

Always thought the intro to that would make a good movie opening.

by NSOsFan on Aug 13, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm an 80s kid

I was into hair metal and things like Thorogood and ZZ Top, and not so much the new wave-ish types. I’m still unabashed in my Lep love though. :P

by NSOsFan on Aug 13, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thorogood and ZZ Top?

Damn, we’d get along pretty well.

Jesus Just Left Chicago….and He’s bound for New Orleans.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

admitting that..,

took courage.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Aug 13, 2010 7:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm a fan of full disclosure

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt is also rocking stirrups

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Why don't they rock the high socks every night?

Look what it’s doing for the “O”

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Gibbons always wore the high socks

I think that’s the main reason I liked him.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wear high socks when I play...

It’s just really rare now.

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always wore high socks.

Haven’t played in a long time though.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm 20 and I play church softball so I hopefully got anothe 35 years left ;-)

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm 25 and need to find a softball league.

I thought about going out for my Juco team when I went back to school, but it’s been soooo long.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it... hopefully we'll have a fall team again this year.

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who IS this team?

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

The Buckamore Orioles.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

30 PITCHES!!!

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Playing like the 70's

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitching, defense, and 3 run homers

I;’ll take 3 runs in the 1st without a homer, though.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddamn Matt

Time to put aside the loser.

Become the man you were born to be.

by Jonny Pops on Aug 13, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Become the DEITY you were born to be

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

34 pitch inning

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

If the pants were white, I would really dig these uniforms

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

they also make them ugly

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am absolutely in love with these uniforms.

I want to see them everyday. They would instantly be the best uniforms in baseball.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I like them very much. Old school baseball uniforms are the best.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Halloween colors

The Orioles are the best team to root for if you’re a Goth, because you can wear the black and orange jerseys and still be properly color coordinated.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say so

Nice catch

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can also go straight to prison with these uniforms.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaha

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell of a first inning.

Shields is not happy. Me likey.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

OT, I know, but....

mortreport
  
Humor in preseason: Haynesworth leading Redskins out of tunnel onto field….you gotta love it.
1 minute ago via TweetDeck

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

No mention of an O2 tank, either

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew, Guts

don’t do that again

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Really, Mike Flanagan?

Ypu don’t want to let them back into the game? How profound.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

How did we ever let him go as GM?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Longo is dangerously close to having a baby mullet

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job Nick

Now that’s what I call defense.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there any call for just letting that ball go foul?

Runners can’t move up, sacrifice denied, you still have the chance of a double play?

Just a thought.

by alexw on Aug 13, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd say never in the first inning

maybe in the late innings of a close game, but even then I doubt it.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Getting the out there is far more important than keeping the runners from advancing.

You’d let it drop foul if a guy was on 3rd with less than 1 out and was the tying or winning run, however.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup - ALWAYS take the out, except in the most extreme circumstances

They only get 27 of them.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I should have mentioned

That the situation I described should only be done in the 9th or extra innings.

It’s actually a situation I’ve seen before in a game. Can’t remember which, but it has happened (albeit rarely).

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

17 pitches for Guts

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than 34. Twice as good, in fact

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow you're good at math

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I did marry an accountant

And consider I’m 1/3 in on a bottle of White Zin, I’d say I;m doing OK.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad Cesar! First pitch popups are fail.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I had some ice cream

Someone should bring me some ice cream.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Little far for me at the moment

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're so selfish

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a tad farther than usual at the moment

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian is scruffy

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully Guts makes an adjustment between innings

didn’t look so good there

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

that was an odd dip by big game

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

what in the fuck is Jim Hunter talking about?

“The Red Sox are 2nd in the Wild Card but are in third place, so they are technically not eligible.”

Eligible for what?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I knew that's what he was talking about

But I’m pretty sure if they pass the Rays they’re just as eligible as anyone else. Moron.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was too confused

It broke my brain so much I missed his next comment.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea.

I don’t know what his logic was.

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on Aug 13, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaahahaha Jim Hunter is on FIRE

“When you lose two starters at one time it’s almost like a double impact”

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

While I'm thinking of it

and before I get too drunk to type – I clipped some stuff for you tomorrow.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks!

I’m so glad I’m in the home stretch of having to do that.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm back on duty Monday

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW everyone...

The Senior Prom for Senior Citizens is next Wednesday at 1:10… so it’ll be over at 5 or just in time for bed.

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I know it's a chuckler because that sign is there, but seriously...

…when I was in high school we put on a prom for senior citizens. I was in the jazz band and we played all kinds of big band stuff from when they were young. You could tell they were all really happy to get the chance to do something like that again. That’s a good deed towards your fellow man.

But maybe the way to advertise isn’t a sign behind home plate all game.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's nice.

I like big band music.

But yea, I think they need a sign like ours that changes with the hitter. Or perhaps just an announcement during the broadcast…

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice 8 pitch AB for Nick

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

nice pitch

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Izturis should never be allowed to swing at the first pitch

Guy throws 35 pitches in the first inning and you’re just up there hacking? Fucking stop.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Good scouting... positioning...

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Nice stop. Thought Jones punched it through there.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I know. So close to sneaking through.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

just noticed Dan Johnson is up with the Rays

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That was the most adorable Jeterian double ever.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Pie

need one more hit this inning…

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloop double

Wiggy would have barely made it to first.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, sweet play...

now STOP IT!

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn you Ben Zobrist

You douche with your good defense.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Ben Zobrist have an infinite UZR, do you think?

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Answering my own question

Fangraphs says he has a 35.3 UZR/150 at 2B this season.

I guess that’s pretty good.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's insanely good

I think 4 runs is supposed to translate to a win. That means he’d be worth almost 9 wins by himself just for his glove.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, that can't be right

I’m sure I have the runs per win number wrong.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn zorilla with da glove

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Wieters is a bit of a rally killer at the moment

He doesn’t seem to be experiencing the same Buck surge.

by alexw on Aug 13, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt does make me very sad

He’s pretty much the only thing under Buck that has made me sad. I have a Matt Weiters Facts shirt. I don’t want to have to wear it ironically.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That last one wasn't his fault.

Hard hit grounder, nice diving stop by Zobrist.

by Bad Horse on Aug 13, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that hard hit

If it had been hard hit it would have got past Zobrist.

by alexw on Aug 13, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose if that's your definition...

… then tautologically it wasn’t hard hit.

by Bad Horse on Aug 13, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I didn't mean by definition

I just meant that this particular ball wasn’t hard hit and would have gone through if it was.

by alexw on Aug 13, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wieter's RISP average had been significantly below .2000. Does anyone know what it is now?

"Embracing the suck that comes with being a loyal fan of the Baltimore Orioles while maintaining my integrity and honor by steadfastly rooting against Satan's stormtroopers, the New York Yankees."

by FromTheBeginning on Aug 13, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

RISP is .242 for the year

Really.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?n1=wietema01&year=2010&t=b

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, looks like he's gotten better.

"Embracing the suck that comes with being a loyal fan of the Baltimore Orioles while maintaining my integrity and honor by steadfastly rooting against Satan's stormtroopers, the New York Yankees."

by FromTheBeginning on Aug 13, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tampa's jerseys remind me of something from Japan, minus all the sponsors...

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

You go, Nugget!

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops

I meant Cesar

Must get more wine

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hail cesar

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hitting well tonight...

I’d like to see more runs on the board though.

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Josh

take a walk for me.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicely done there...

just a little flare.

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Nugget'ed!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

When you gonna ring it?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEN YOU GONNA RING IT?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go in spikes high there next time Josh. Give 'em something to think about.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

enough talk about the Village People. Shut up, Hunter.

and sweet snatch there Wiggy!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Y!

"If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400." - Ted Williams

by Capsfan07 on Aug 13, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

M!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

C!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Kennedy sharing cool Ray Miller stories on the TB brodcast

“It’s great to be young and an Orioles.”

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Guthrie's pitch count isn't terrible at 60

but only 31 of them have been strikes. Get it together, Guts!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

4 IP, 1 H, 0 R

He must be doing SOMETHING right

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure he is

But that’s a lot of balls. Heh. lot of balls.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'll bid on the Felix orange jersey.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, thought THAT was gone

Just a long, long single

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

If Buck would look like a pumpkin in all orange...

Then the Crow looks like a jack-o-lantern that’s been sitting out until early January.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

i like the new guthrie. he’s like …. i am better than you.

by thewaywardO on Aug 13, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the Buck attitude

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not going to give credit to big game james

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

but big game james will be giving credit to guts

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

big game james will tip his hat

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guts needs to chill the fuck out and stop jumping at the plate

let your arm catch up man

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

what?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no clue what your comment meant.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that doesn't have much to do with what he does as he prepares to throw

which is all that matters

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m talking about him rushing with his body and not letting his arm get out in front. It’s called jumping at the plate pretty regularly.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that play had tragedy written all over it....but all's well that end's well....

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Guts is really living on the edge here

He’s thrown 83 pitches and only 42 strikes. That’s not a good ratio.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby has no idea how low the fares could go

How would he? Quit asking him.

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by IHeartMASN on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit another double, Felix

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

single is fine

good job, kiddo

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your adopted son is 3-for-3, yes?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is, two doubles!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's going through a rebellious phase. He'll only hit a single!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he could hit a HR if he wanted to

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

pie should wear that uniform until he stops hitting

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

they kind of look like those fancy tomatoes in the burpee catalogue

by thewaywardO on Aug 13, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

BGJ does that funny squat thing.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He's very concerned with having a tight ass, apparently

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BGJ?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

big game james

Get with the program!

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen teh initials before

And hey, I’m 2/3 into a Whit Zin 750! uNFORTUNATELY, IT WASN;’T FULL WHEN i STARTED. :(

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahhahh thanks for all the caps

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

big game james

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attention broadcasters

A guy hitting .300 does not make an out 7 out of 10 times unless he is Yuniesky Betancourt and never takes a walk.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

how does he live with himself?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 second delay, mandated on all CBS Radio owned stations

of which 105.7 is one.

Why do I know this?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow that blowze
it’s perfectly synched with the computer deal

by thewaywardO on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can do it if I want

Since I have the DVR I can pause, but it’s a hassle. I usually only do it if they’re playing the Red Sox because I don’t like having to witness Gary Thorne give head to every member of the opposing team.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sad part is...

you’re not even remotely exaggerating

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he's awful when they play them

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always listen to him in the car

He’s my car buddy.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess how much delay the computer thing has?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felix has really gotten good at stealing lately.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

felix might turn into a straight up beast one of these days

by thewaywardO on Aug 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice walk, Matt.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed

Knocks Shields out of the game too.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know why

because he went to a state school rather than same pansy ass, elite school.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And had a REAL major .. Business Management!

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lance!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He's not on our team anymore, you know

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like saying lance! like john travolta from pulp fiction

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Cormier doesn't score as good heroin, though

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the love of fuck

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

A lot of bad luck this game...

Luke’s long single off the top of the wall, Izturis’ liner into a double play.

by Bad Horse on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

It seems that when you miss a lot of chances early...

… the baseball gods make you pay the price later.

We could easily have another three runs right now. Let’s hope the gods are nice in the late innings.

by Bad Horse on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's his first big league walk

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you guys remember when SC did that "Vote for the President" thing

and he gave some reasons why you might not vote for people, and he said, “Lance Cormier’s name sounds all French.” It cracked me up and whenever I see Lance Cormier I think, “His name sounds all FRENCH.”

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, you , me, and about 5 other people.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roberts is feeling it at the plate right now

not missing much

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Who else is drinking???

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

That would be.... ME!

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh sweet!

can we get you angry after your drunk?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I shall be sleeping soon

LOTS of driving tomorrow.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I tend to be a happy & obnoxious drunk, not an angry one.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

happy & obnoxious is better than angry & obnoxious

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

TB broadcast is saying

The O’s only wore the all-orange unis one time in 1971, and they bought them from Brooks’ sporting goods store.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hunter, via Crowley, said they wore them twice actually.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Kennedy is talking about keeping his uniforms again!

Haven;’t we already gone over this earlier this year?

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

oh no Felix!

:(

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Felix, are you OK?

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid dome

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought buck cleaned up this shit.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, no damage done, and he redeemed himself

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's see how buck makes players accountable

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh...Corey....

oh wait….that was Felix….damn

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Felix ran five miles, somehow overran, and slipped trying to make the catch

Corey falls on his face on routine fly balls.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cool, he got that one.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

We're looking good

I just tuned in. I take it our pitching is good considering we have held the Rays to 0 runs and we ar emore than 2/3 of the way done.

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Guts has been dealing tonight.

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by IHeartMASN on Aug 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

sort of

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Koji's type of weather

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Koji looks good in the orange

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

koji’s perfect day:

10a wakey
 coffee
11a hot tub / massage
 nap
2p pm dvd
4p stretch
7p watch game
9p .2 IP
1045 night night

by thewaywardO on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds like my perfect day too

minus the .2IP

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a special talent!!!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUKE

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke knew it as soon as he hit it

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUKE!

He’s not gonna make that one a long single.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I WANNA BE LUKE SCOTT'S BAT!

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by IHeartMASN on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That was fucking badass

I was just going to say I hope he didn’t break a bone in his hand and then he goes yard.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

ADAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't blame him

He hit it pretty hard into the gap. Sure, Upton got to it quick, but I thought it was a double off the bat.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta hold up when you see the OF cut the ball off like that.

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by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose

That’s why I don’t play baseball. Or coach baseball. Or do anything but watch it and bitch about it.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

I don’t mind it that much. 2 outs and all.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mind

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's a decent play

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha with my northeastern private liberal elitist education and all

which reminds me – I think I’m due for another latte and something with cheese on it.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You better get on that

I’d offer some White Zin, but I finished it all.

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh. AJ, can't leg that one out unless it hits the gap.

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by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam, what are you yelling about?

You were out.

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I could tell as soon as he rounded first he'd be out

crazy.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly.

It was right there for him to see. That was ridiculous.

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by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once the ball was cut off...

… it was a dicey call to go to second. On the other hand, there were two outs, and the Rays had to make yet another good play.

by Bad Horse on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that little post Luke did when he slid into home earlier.

I hope there’s a photo of that so I can use it for the post game.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Guts just threw too many balls to stay in for seven

Shame

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Another QS though

And it sure felt better than the Mentor’s even though you might say that Guts didn’t quite pitch as well.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah they weren't hitting him at all

He just didn’t have it near the plate enough.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that's how to beat the Rays?

After all, Edwin Jackson’s no-no was against them and he walked like 8 guys.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder what DRaysBay thinks of Scott now?

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Their GameThread Intro is written in Latin I think tonight...

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahahahaahah

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the...

Oh, that’s the “lorem ipsum” thing. That’s common placeholder text. You put it on a web page or something to see what your layout looks like with actual words on it. Guessing someone stuck that in there and forgot to edit in actual content. It may also be an in-joke.

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by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having said all that...

Adam is really looking good lately.

by Bad Horse on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, he really is

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had to take a shower

What happened?

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

You were dirty. Now your clean.

Congrats!

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by IHeartMASN on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

In the Game?

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Aug 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh, I saw Train last summer

They are so annoying live. The lead singer brings up fifty billion girls on stage to dance, sing, and flirt with.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Not exactly sure the relevance here.

But I enjoyed Meet Virginia when it came out, but then much like Duck, I found I like metal better

by Blake C on Aug 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

train is playing tomorrow night at the Trop

I think right before the game? They mentioned it on the Rays broadcast.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes they did

And the Rays guy in the stand didn’t have a clue who they were.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to like Train’s Calling All Angels but they play it incessantly at Angels Stadium so now I want to barf every time I hear that damn song.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they're on the radio, I don't reach to change it

That’s about the extent of my fandom.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to see you came to your senses.

SLAYER!

/just had to

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your going to hate me for saying this.

I dont actually own any slayer. I has at one point a 2 song single that was decent.
I lean more towards the power metal side of things.

And oddly traditional Irish Music and Sea Chantey songs. Im not making that up either.

by Blake C on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slayer's not for everyone

Although the new The Sword CD comes out in 2 weeks, and that’s a must-buy. You just have to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BXwlOmUjE

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're good

Ill add it to my list of purchases if I can find it.

I dont download any music and they closed most of the R&TTs near me. So finding new stuff is pretty difficult

by Blake C on Aug 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use Amazon.com

Unlocked mp3s at good quality bitrates, cheap and legal.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going to see them in October in Philly with my daughter

That show’s gonna ROCK.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i might have to check this out

what date?

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oct. 15

http://www.swordofdoom.com/?page_id=97

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheap, tix, too. Just $15

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Sword are amazing live

The drummer is the shit. Best new band I’ve discovered in 10 years. LOVE these guys.

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh I had that fucking song.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the FUCK was that pitch?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

There've been a few of those...

Pitches at the knees called balls. Look like strikes to me, but I’m not there.

by Bad Horse on Aug 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

First two pitches to Pie

Looked good. One of them should maybe have been a strike.

by Bad Horse on Aug 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Koji DEALIN'

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Jim Hunter

Corey, Lugo, and Fox not getting ABs is a GOOD thing, not a bad thing.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

They're on the bench for a reason

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Jim...

Those three not getting at bats is NOT unfortunate at all.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

oh he just said it's good

after he said it’s bad.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Hunter

Master of being logically incoherent.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hunter: "The unfortunate part ... is Lugo, Patterson and Fox have had trouble getting ABs."

No, Jim, there is NOTHING unfortunate about that.

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by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

When is the LLWS over?

I can’t take much more Hunter.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just started

Think we’ve got a while

by Blake C on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

From DRaysBay....

“I wish we could’ve acquired Luke Scott”

“He’d hit 104950305 HR if he could play at the trop everyday”

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

What if he played in the Trop against Detroit?

Would Luke’s at-bats destroy fundamental laws of physics?

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I'm late to the party

When you pass out on the couch for two hours after work, these things happen. Didn’t get around to making myself dinner til 7:45.

Anyway, I’m loving this game. Did everyone hear Viviano’s story about the O’s staying in the haunted hotel in Tampa? He claims an anonymous Oriole made a teammate check under his bed and in his closet before entering. Any chance that it wasn’t Pie?

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by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ahahahaahah poor Felix

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No chance whatsoever

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

KOJI! Again! For another inning!

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

WIGGY

DEATH TO FLYING THINGS

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by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry Jim, Wiggy is not a 'nugget'. Josh Bell is a nugget.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

You're a nugget, Jim

The bad kind.

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by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

ahahah now I can't stop thinking about Felix being scared

You know it was Luke that had to do the investigating.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

shoot first. ask questions later.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would so see a Ghostbusters remake

Starring Luke, Pie, Wiggy, and Guthrie. Guthrie is Egon. Wiggy is Ray.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Jim Hunter is the fucking Peter MacNicol character

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the EPA, yes?

What did I say about recycling?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember

I think he was the guy at the museum. With Viggo.

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by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that doesn't work for me, does it?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose it doesn't

Guess I’ll have to have another cider and think about what I’ve done.

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by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was quick

And Koji looks scarily natural in that pose

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Koji's actually blended the best

You know, aside from the fact that Sigourney Weaver’s hair is clearly visible behind him.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Koji's sideburns match her hair color, though,

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing!

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Sandy Koufax

by Birdland in NC on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahhaah

oh my

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh FUCK

I cannot rec this enough times. Amazing.

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by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cannot stop looking at this and cracking up

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pie is def. the best

“EXCUSE me? Fuck you!”

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny thing...

The Google Image Search hit that got me that Pie image was from Camden Chat.

by Holymittens on Aug 13, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the time the Bunk blew away the rat in his closet.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well of course

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm slow

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zoiks!

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rut row, Raggy!

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahhahahahaahah

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

with his glock

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What else would you use to get rid of a ghost under the bed?

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hiya ganglia

I just tuned this one in on MLB.tv, but the uni’s made my eyes hurt. Still, good job, troops!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec'd for proper phonetic spelling

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by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought after two rain storms and a serious wind shift that we were out of the woods, so to speak. But now they’re saying the rain wasn’t enough and the wind is going to reverse over the weekemd— so get out your surgical mask if you plan on going to church…

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Siddown, Eva!

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by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

take another walk, Josh

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Gonzo coming in to pitch the 9th

Just like Opening Day! When PhilR8 jinxed us forever.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

it’s really weird not being worried going into the 9th inning…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Speak for yourself

I still don’t trust Gonzo

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I trust a 5 run lead

I can’t even believe I’m saying that, but I do.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the magic of Buck.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s not like Fat Albers is in.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I pretty much trust Gonzo

He’s been very good since he got back.

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he rewards me with a walk

Good job, guy

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

See what I mean?

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's fine

Oh and now we’re warming up Uehara. He’ll die. He will actually DIE if he pitches in this heat. -KenDixonFanClub

by Stacey on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close to a doubt!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the lovely reminder, MASN

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok Gonzo, you'r back at the Trop

try this again, this time without the “oops”

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo!

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I've changed my mind about these uni's: looking at them is less painful than looking at the Trop field

Has anybody mentioned that this is the Crappiest Venue in the Division?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Maddon did

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the crappiest venue in

ALL OF BASEBALL!

"People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a baseball."
Sandy Koufax

by Birdland in NC on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

in all of pro sports

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the crappiest venue in MLB now that BaggieDome is no more

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am just in amazement at the Rays gamethread

The multiple pics of “Jersey shore” are hilarious!

"People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a baseball."
Sandy Koufax

by Birdland in NC on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, bring in gabe kapler please

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

by birdman on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

R!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I!

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

E!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

S!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC!

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! Beat you!

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

MGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC!!!!!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

R!

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

R!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

O!

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Full of WIN!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Gonzalez is making me a believer

"I might know a couple things that you don't know. 'Cause I've been young, but you ain't never been old." - Elvin Bishop

by duck on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hunter: "Their best 11 game stretch since April, 2005."

Had a feeling we had to be going back that far.

Baltimore is Baltimore. That's kind of what I know. - Manny Machado, 6/7/10

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone Help yourselves

To a nice cold bottle of Buckwieser!!!

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't stop wearing the Orange uni's now!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Google Antoine Dodson right now!

And watch the news report!

"People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a baseball."
Sandy Koufax

by Birdland in NC on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"Hid your kids!"

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

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