GameThread: Red Sox (74-58) @ Orioles (49-83), 7:05pm
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 6:30 PM EDT
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In his post-game press conference last night, Orioles manager Buck Showalter made reference to Marco Scutaro, "or however he is pronouncing his name this year." It was pretty much the perfect feisty capstone to a swaggering Birdland night on Camden Chat. Having been thus blessed by our Birdlander-in-chief, who am I to change the tone?
The thing is that tonight is a little different. We're up against Oriolebane, Jon Lester, who has a career 12-0 record against the Birds with a 2.00 ERA in 15 starts. He also has an unblemished 1.00 douchebag rating by virtue of being on the Red Sox. In fact, for all intents and purposes, tonight Jon Lester is pretty much this guy. (NSFW by any stretch of the imagination.) Jagerbombs? Yeah, he showers in that stuff. And you bet his collar is popped. WHERE'S MY PROTEIN, MA?
I've got your protein right here, Jon Lester. It's coming from the steady diet of dongs home runs that you'll be eating tonight. Get ready to face down the grim visage of Ty Wigginton with his 1.133 OPS against you. Matt Wieters swinging the Baltimore smokestack could take you yard to all three fields. Felix Pie will be waiting to launch adorable bombs so he can do his special handshake with Luke Scott. And you know who else you get to face tonight? Nolan Reimold. He's back in the big leagues and I might have told him that you slept with his baby mama. The Gazelle is angry. I made that last part up.
So good luck with all that, because your dorky 12 year old Jed Lowrie isn't going to be able to marshal any more offense for you tonight against the likes of Jake Arrieta and his bad(ass) stache. You will be blanked. And when I said blanked, I mean that you will be shut out, and I also mean a vulgar term for fornication that I'm not allowed to print on the front page. BLANKED.
Our fearless leader Stacey is going to be in the press box at Camden Yards tonight, so maybe I should stop before it really gets crazy. I would feel a little bad if she introduced herself, talked about the blog while trying to be all professional, and then had someone stop by to see... hmm. That feistiness dial from last night? Let's crank it up to 11. This is Birdland, baby. Deal with it.
Go O's!
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I've always felt like MTV watched that video and decided to create Jersey Shore.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah - This one goes to ELEVEN!
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
The Red Sox are throwing themselves a pity party. We ruined their Playoff chances.
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
If we win this game tonight I'm pretty much going to be insufferable to any non-Orioles fan for the rest of the year.
Actually, after last night, I may have already reached that point.
Some day when the Orioles are good again, I’m going to be more insufferable still. I kind of can’t wait.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
Close enough, right? Right.
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
That was actually three years ago.
But fucking revenge tonight, sure.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
that was one hell of a pump up pre game post
Is nolan actually in the lineup tonight?
"double rainbow...what does it MEAN?"
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.
by danielreese05 on Sep 1, 2010 6:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Nolan is the DH. Lineup widget has been edited in.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
esskays pre game got me too pumped
Let’s f***ing go orioles! GET SOME!!!
by the birds clinch on Sep 1, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
Rick Dempsey is doing the L on the forhead thing
and thinks it means liar.
"There's more Met than Yankee in all of us"-Roger Angell
I think Brady may have gotten his hair dye from my middle school band teacher.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
Do you think Jake is trying for a Magnum PI stache?
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
Hey O'sFan21, this is for you
It was the third one of its ilk that I passed before it occurred to me to take a photo for you.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Oh and I'm sure you didn't see a single MD plate with any PHN gear????
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Besides that's not the point
You’ve lived in Virginia your entire life and you’ve NEVER seen a VA car with Red Sox stuff. I thought I’d share.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Jetered the fuck out of that ball
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
I didn't know J. P. Ricciardi played short for the Sox
It’s nice to see that he landed on his feet
"There's more Met than Yankee in all of us"-Roger Angell
I am really enjoying Arrieta's mustache...very 1980
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
Damn it, we are blowing it already
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
Saving the steroids joke for later?
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Im just warming up
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Arrieta's mustache, very 1980's cool, his pitching...not so cool
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
5 "young women" in the first row over the O's dugout
2 are texting, I’m surprised they all aren’t.
Bring back Luis Matos.
they are texting with stacey about her better view of the players' shoes
and the sale at the thrasher’s stand
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I hate your guts :)
But did y’all hear (I’m sure you did) that Dibble officially got fired today?
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
A sad day for all men.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yippee kai yay!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Motherfucker!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY (NSFW, duh)
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahaha
[Strasburg] hopes to be back in 2011, after months of grueling rehabilitation. Dibble may have a harder time finding a major league team willing to pay him for his opinions.
Washington Nationals ax Rob Dibble in wake of Stephen Strasburg comments (USA Today)
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
do i dare say hello ?
hope it is a good game foks :-)
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 1, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
So, we're leaving you out of it?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I hate texting...I find it pointless.
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
by Osley Sallent on Sep 1, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So sad, so true.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously. What a fucking awful play.
And what the fuck was 3DG going on about how good it was for???? It was fucking terrible.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I don't know if he would have gotten Scutaro even without the bobble
But there’s no reason to let reality get in the way of hating Lugo.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck that yes he would have
it was a fucking routine play.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Arrieta can't allow more than 2 runs vs Lester
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
fuck that! We're going to fuck his dog all over this field.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Embrace the anger!
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I call a Roberts homerun
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
Man, I just wanna beat the guy
Y’all and your misplaced violent behavior
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
you mean
Y’all and your miswell placed violent behavior
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't need to work out.
He just juices. ZING!
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
OTM is depressingly quiet.
I think the Rays series broke whatever it is we had left. The bandwagon? I dunno.
So how are you fine Baltimore folks?
USG
Splendid.
For now.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Doing well, Ben
I was surprised to see it so quiet last night.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Now you know what this place has felt like
every August until this one.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Nicky!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
That was a beautiful swing.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
unlikely, since he was banned last year.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
No, it was
He violated Rule#8, which should be Rule #4. It’s a hell of a rule. Of course, it wasn’t a rule yet, but he violated it anyway.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
No, it WASN'T
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Have you guys heard about the Reds new Cuban pitcher?
The 22 year old kid throws 105 MPH fastballs and 91 MPH sliders
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
You mean Aroldis Chapman?
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he is impressive. He is going to be a hell of a pitcher. He was striking all of them out in little league. Just made his MLB debut
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
by Osley Sallent on Sep 1, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
TJ surgery within 3 months
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Until he destroys his arm like everybody else
these days.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That is how it is done
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Way to take one wiggy!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
i think you owe someone an apology
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Wow, Lester is really not on right now...
How come the O’s didn’t deal Wigginton back in April or May? No offers?
USG
Hopes of contention?
they tried to deal him at the deadline but either nobody wanted him or MacPhail was asking too much, plus he’d started to cool down.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Adam Jones, make us love you forever.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
ADAM JONES, SON!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Dr. Jones!!!
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
IT'S THE BUCK EFFECT
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
That's right, you fucking Red Sox fucks, we'll spot you one because we're taking two right back.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
P.S. Nothing personal, OTM blog guy.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahahaha
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I don't want to give you a bad name here.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
out of curiosity, how do you feel about the sox next year?
the farm system is a bit down, dice-k, beckett, and lackey have either been or mediocre, beltre will be gone…
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
I'm cautiously optimistic.
I think a lot depends on the last month of the season, though. If Salty looks good, if Victor looks resignable, etc.
But Lester – Buchholz – Beckett – Lackey – Daisuke should be better than it was this year. Hell, it kind of has to be. Our offense and defense will both benefit from not having a revolving door of replacements, and I think Kalish will be just about ready to really contribute to the ML level then. Plus, Lowrie has finally gotten the opportunity to re-prove himself after the wrist injury, and he’s really doing so. I kind of hope we can find a taker for Scoot, but if not I still want to see Lowrie starting.
We’re pretty OK financially speaking too, thanks to guys like Lugo and Lowell FINALLY coming off the payroll. That’s 21 million right there.
The bullpen is what’s really scary, and it could be really interesting how Theo approaches it. Keep Papelbon? Deal him and his big money if there’s a taker? Do we keep Felix Doubront in the pen or relegate him to Triple-A as the sixth starter?
As much as this year was labeled a bridge year, next year might be one too. Lars and Reddick probably aren’t quite ready yet if they ever will be. Ditto Navarro. We’re stacked in Double-A though, between Kelly, Rizzo, Lavarnway, Iglesias, etc.
Last month will tell a lot, though, as to where there will and won’t be open positions.
USG
Hell yeah, the Orioles are freaking Gods. We are murdering the Red Sox tonight
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
FUCK YOU LESTER, YOU FUCKING FUCK
NICE CONTROL
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Stacey is going to charge the mound from the press box!
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
You know how there's no cheering?
This is the hardest it’s ever been not to.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Lester was due for a bad outing against the Orioles
I’m a big believer in “due”
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Deserve's got nuthin' to do with it, kid.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I think we might be a bad influence on you, Stacey.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU PEOPLE?!?
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
what do you mean "YOU PEOPLE?"
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
What do YOU mean, "you people!?!?"
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
duck is going to be sad he missed this.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I am!
I had to pick up the oldest from swim practice. I feel like you guys don’t even need me anymore. My lil’ bloggers are all growed up…
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
but if you're not here, who will tell us to get off his lawn?
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
ok,
this ‘lil blogger’ has a few years on you, junior
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
hahaah "this lil blogger"
makes me think of this lil piggy
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Yeah, you do, old man :)
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
In my day,
we blogged by telegraph!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
That was fuckin' epic last night.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Holy shit
Is the pitching staff just about to give up?
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
Best baseball we've played in a long time. Murdering them...
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
Jon, you will not be getting close pitches for the next inning or so
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Sox officially no longer care.
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 1, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
I think he's forgotten how.....
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Come on Pie, make it 4-1 baby
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
or, ya know, 5-1
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
ooooooo, almost!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Felix!!!
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
ADORABLE DOUBLE!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
OR HIS FUCKING DOG
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
ADORABLE DOUBLE!
Holy shit, the “Hey!” song getting whipped out in the first inning??? How often does that happen?
Even the PA music person is getting feisty!
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
tee hee
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Possibly. Something was very wrong with this inning, and it's not like we have anything to gain.
USG
I'll tell you what's wrong with him
He came down with a case of the Showalters.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I think FEISTY should be our new monniker here at CC
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Manuel warming up in the pen
I’d make a Comrades of Summer joke but I’m the only guy who saw that movie.
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Robert Manuel is warming in the Red Sox bullpen
If the Orioles knock Lester out in the first inning I will flip
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Pour it on, Matty
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Nobody get too cocky.
It’s only the first.
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 1, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
But we will get to see Reimold soon.
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 1, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck that
The red sox can fucking suck it, fuck them
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
That’s fucking man-tastic!
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FUCK THEM AND THEIR FUCKING DOGS
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
by O'sFan21 on Sep 1, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dear Red Sox.....YOU SUCK!!!!!
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
26 pitches for Lester so far
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Here is what I want
Walk Wieters and have Reimold hit a first inning welcome back grand slam
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
That would be quite a trick since there'd only be two men on base.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
gwow!
this is craziness. makes me want to blast some earth wind and fire up in this joint!
At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!
-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland
by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2010 7:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Now I want to hear "Brickhouse"
Except that’s by the Commodores, so that doesn’t really count, does it?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
how about "September"?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
This version is more to my liking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAQCbczCt8s
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
ugh
the key is all wrong. it’s way too low. is that because Richie can’t sing anymore?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
ANYMORE??????
You’re assuming her ever could?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Hello? Is it ME your lookin' FOOOOOORRRRRRRR?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Oh my GOD do I hate that song
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
No doubt.
Basically,
Commodores = Awesome,
Lionel Richie Solo = teh SUCK
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Alright Moldy
You’re back. Show that you belong. Put those troubles behind you. Play the game you love.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
I love Wired Wednesday now
It reminds me that Buck thinks that talking to them during the game is fucking bush league.
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Although I think he talked to the Fox guys during the game.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Reimold's stance is a bit different.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Was Andino drunk when they took his picture?
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let me try that again
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
well ok then
We certainly don’t mind having a Red Sox fan around as long as he’s crying.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Especially if he's crying
:)
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
So was supposed to have a review session for 1Ls tonight
and one person showed up. so i get to watch the game!
Only one showed up?
Only a few weeks in right? They should all still at least be pretending to care
by O! on Sep 1, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Just to be sure
Julio Lugo has been awful for you guys except when he plays us, right?
‘Cause that would make a lot more sense than what I’m seeing now.
USG
He sucks
We hate his guts. And how much are the Red Sox paying him? $6M? I remember the Red Sox paying him to strike out to for the Orioles against them to end the game earlier in the season.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Nine million.
We are paying him nine million dollars to be awful.
We paid him nine million to do it for us, too.
I hate him like I have never hated before.
USG
Hey, we have some common ground tonight after all.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We could make a club of people that hate Julio Lugo.
We could call it “Fans of teams that Julio Lugo has played for”
USG
re
We could call it "Fans of teams that Julio Lugo has played forpopulation of planet earth, minus 1"
FTFY.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Pretty sure he's been awful when he plays you guys too.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure what Andino was going for here
Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes
by IHeartMASN on Sep 1, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He's grinning because he has more HR than Reimold and Snyder
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
No, mine is...
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
dunno..,
but one of those handsome gents LoVEs cooking!
At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!
-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland
by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2010 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wake and Bake for $200, Alex...
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
by duck on Sep 1, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
and i did it too.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Drugs are bad, Mkay?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
well i didnt mean i woked and baked
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Just making sure
Kids today, you know….
I’m reading the autobiography of Dave Mustaine (lead guitar/singer of Megadeth). How that man wasn’t dead by age 21 is beyond me.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Keith Richards and Ozzy think he's a lightweight
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
nice new sig, though.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
according to Brady Anderson,
Jake is a “specimen”.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Fuck this Kalish, fucking guy who broke Carlos Santana
Fucker
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
that's what everyone in the press box is typing, right?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
well, that's what happens in a 12-pitch AB. (sigh)
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
You had a bad feeling the longer that AB went that he was gonna get something to drive.
I think we’re gonna need all the runs we can get tonight.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING RED SOX FANS
GO FUCK YOURSELFS, YOU FUCKS.
Bring back Luis Matos.
Does anyone grow a mustache not as a joke?
Jake’s is awesome he looks like James Franco circa “Milk”
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I grew a mustache during my undergrad years. Probably due to being drunk half the time
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
by Osley Sallent on Sep 1, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
absolutely
rec’ing just for the username.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Thanks
Decided to sign up and post finally after reading the article about traffic trends and 90%ers yesterday.
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Mod trifecta - Weclome!
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
What happened while I was gone? How did their 2nd run happen?
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
Well, when a bat and a ball love each other very much...
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
A home run happens?
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
by Osley Sallent on Sep 1, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
MLB.tv is so localized.
I just got a Knots Berry Farm ad.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I get no localized ads
do you have premuim?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not sure.
i think i ordered it, but then i can never get DVR functionality to work.
that said, that was the first localized ad i’d ever seen. maybe it’s a new thing.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I get a lot of Bikini 101 ads.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i get those too.
and the other stupid yahoo stuff.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
stupid?
Out of bounds, looks hilarious!
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to install NexDef to get DVR, I think.
Which is totally not worth it. I hate that plugin.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
A) You're a fucking douche, Papelbon
B) What a bunch of bitches the Red Sox are.
C) Fuck the Red sox
Bring back Luis Matos.
D) All of the above.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The get to know your Orioles was again Markakis and his chin balancing
I was REALLY hoping it would be Felix Pie talking about his spanish rap album.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Maybe you should have put in a special request.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
was there ever any explanation of Buck's talk with LUUUUKE yesteray?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Buck said they were talking some strategy
and we can know what they said when the series is over.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
This is the seat right in front of me
Yesterday a dude was sitting there with a laptop right where that paper target is. David Ortiz hit a foul ball and it landed there and smashed the guy’s laptop up and also made him spill his drink all over it.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Great story
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 1, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor laptop...unless it was an Apple...in that case, it deserved it
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
by Osley Sallent on Sep 1, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Who was the dude?
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I make it a little more fun to watch, you see. And after today, whether you’re a goat or a hero … you’re going to make me a great story.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
WTF BLue? Calm your ass down.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
I'm hoping for both.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
so would I, really.
I don’t care if Lugo goes 0-infinity
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
I'm very giving
when it comes to Julio Lugo. Really, if anyone wants him please take him.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Was mad to see Lugo starting tonight.
Wanted to see Andino, but hell yea rally starter.
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
why not get both?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. - Earl Wilson
Homerun plz.
kthxbai.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
hey gang
whats good?
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
It's all good.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
We've made their pitcher throw 51 in 2 innings. Great!
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
Pitching around kickass to get to Wiggy?
Touche.
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 1, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
That'll work.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
Way to go, er, B2B
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
lolinorite?11!
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Double through the SS-3B hole?
Bizarre.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
how bizarre, how bizarre
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Your fucking necklace isn't working tonight, punk!
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
Lugo was running very oddly
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
He's still feeling the effects of when I smashed his face into a car hood
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
by Stacey on Sep 1, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lester is falling apart. Poor kid
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
FTFY
Lester is falling apart. Poor kid Fuck him, he is a stupid mothefrucker, I hope we kick the fucking balls of his shit.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we're reading expressions of incoherent rage.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
I meant off
but as long as the words, fuck and shit are included im good.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
IM IN R BALLPRK
KILLIN UR CY YUNG CANDID8
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
apparently Jones never played Starcraft
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Did that meme come from Starcraft?
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
that and/or
Command and Conquer
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I thought it was older than that.
Actually, that meme always throws me for a loop, because one of my HS friends (graduated in 2001) would always say, “I’m in your base, killing your men.” I’ve often wondered if he somehow originated this meme.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
aw they're doing a feature on the jumbo tron of the animals and their pets photo shoot
I just got mine in the mail today, it is totally adorable
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
"I learned it from watching you, Dad! I learned it from watching you!"
Jake’s ’stache explained.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 1, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
At least he doesn't have his dad's "Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer" mullet.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahaha
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Arrieta is inspiring me to grow a mustache
Last time I had one I was a Senior in the University, nursing a hangover instead of attending my classes
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
I shaved my beard and kept my mustache just this week.
My girlfriend hates it.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I only approve of Keith Hernandez and his "glorius lip jacket"
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure there's a character limit on replies...
so I’ll give you the short version:
Girls are weird, boys are stupid.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I'm diggin all the new usernames around lately.
Hope everybody sticks around.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, I have noticed that.
Though, I am still relatively new myself
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the next best thing to watching the game when your stuck in law school classes all night
"Catching can keep you sane."- Matt Wieters
My week ends tomorrow. I managed to get a 4 day schedule for my law classes
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
by Osley Sallent on Sep 1, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
same for me, tuesdays are nice though bc im home from class in time to catch most of the game
"Catching can keep you sane."- Matt Wieters
I have a five day schedule.
I’m not in law school though and I only have one class on thursday and friday.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
full time job + night school = shitty life (less time for natty bohs)
"Catching can keep you sane."- Matt Wieters
Oh how I love the GI Bill.
Free money = no job for me.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Arrieta could use a quick inning or two.
Already up to 60 pitches after 3 IP.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Ouch.
I’ll be fine if he gets through 6 but, he’ll need that quick inning….or two
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Lester is at 60 pitches
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Hope you enjoyed it
It’ll be the last one.
Moderate levels of success have made me drunk with arrogance.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
man, gary
you are stinking drunk, sir
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
that's his natural state, I'm pretty sure.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Still hopeful
It is his first FULL year.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
hopeful
but wary.
he’s spent a lot of time learning the defensive side this year. the thought is, he’s succeeded at every level and will succeed in the Show eventually.
but no question, we’re all a little let down.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
obviously Ben Buchanan did not read what I had to say on NESN.com yesterday
We’re still hopeful.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
NESN.com
what’s that?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
the fact that he is handling a VERY young staff while still trying to figure things out for himself is prolly the main fact, no worries, 2011 is the year of the wieter
"Catching can keep you sane."- Matt Wieters
well, of course YOU are going to say that.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
yeah
YOU’RE ADDICTED!
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, for what it's worth
I’d much rather see the Orioles be the Rays than the Rays.
Too bad it seems entirely possible there will just be five competitive teams in the division come 2013 or so.
USG
Yup and meanwhile the fucking Twins will continue to make the playoffs every year
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Plus whoever from the AL West.
Who will have a losing record against the AL East. Just like Texas this year.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking Texas who can't beat anybody in the AL East
even us
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
76.
actually higher than lester now.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Would have been nice if he had just caught the damn ball a few pitches before...
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Buffalo he fucking sucks too.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
ISWYDT
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Lester has settled in
and the O’s are making it easy for him.
STEP ON HIS NECK, GUYS
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Stomp him in da nuts.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Do not jix
Do you know nothing of sports superstition
Jon
Hit Lugo in the head and all will be forgiven.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Maybe not his last start, then.
But I wish it would be. The way the injuries have come tonight I half expect him to randomly need TJS if he pitches another game.
USG
It's so much easier on me when Lugo doesn't get hits
That way I can still hate him without having to be happy the Orioles have a baserunner
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Mike thinks Arrieta has been sharp?
He’s thrown 80 pitches in 4 innings.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
It's hard not being in the stands tonight
You know I always want to throw down when the douchers are up in our park.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I love that they're chanting, actually
It reminds me that they’re spending all this time and money in Baltimore to watch their team flail.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
It's probably a little easier to love from 3000 miles away
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
excellent point.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Shout 'em down O's fans! Fuck their cheers
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
When I say RED you say SOX
(but really say SUCKS)
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit on the fucking Red sox
fuck them and all their stupid fucking fans that don’t know shit. Stick a fucking fork in their eyes Jake, and Ryan Kalish can shove a bat up his own ass.
Bring back Luis Matos.
you're pretty hammered tonight, aren't you?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Let's go Red Sux....right back to the dugout!
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
nice grab, nicky
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I just realized
Buk has never hear these Sox fans cheering before. I bet he’s steamed about it.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
There is a junior who goes to my school, who wears all sorts of Red Sox shit, he doesn't even really watch them.
He even has some fucking green red sox shoes. NExt time i see him Im going to point him to this series and tell him to go fuck himself.
Bring back Luis Matos.
Jake said 'Fuck your chants'
Go shed a tear in your beer, punks
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
OMG SHE'S WEARING A FUCKING PINK HAT
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
A pink hat honeymooning at OPACY?
I HOPE YOU GET A FUCKING DIVORCE SHIT FACE.
Bring back Luis Matos.
Why is that a good AB, Brady?
He swung at Ball 3, and let Lester get off with only 3 pitches.
I think it sucked.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I think you suck.
(It’s ok, we have a rapport i think)
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
we do.
and i change my appraisal of you from “hammered” to “high as a kite”
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
it's only 6 gee whiz
in other news, Im hoping next year we can do a west coast CC day to an 0’s v. angels game.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
birdman went this weekend
i was up in SF.
i’m definitely in for more west coast gatherings.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Shoulda never let this fuck make it out of the 1st inning
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
3-0 count...what are the odds Adam takes a walk?
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
What are the odds he strikes out swinging at ball 4?
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
100%, obviously.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
there is no parallel universe where he doesn't, unfortunately...
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
Not an outstanding outing by Arrieta by any means
But I’ll take zero walks as a positive sign.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
haha! I hear a fight about to break out in the stands
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
If Adam Jones is hurt
take him the fuck out. That was a HORRIBLE fucking AB and if he’s going to be up there grimacing and shit I’d rather he do it in the fucking clubhouse.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Arrieta
Not a great start in terms of results, but I really liked what I saw today. Great velocity and really threw a ton of off-speed and especially early in the count. If he was just a little more accurate with his fastball he could really carve some lineups up with the mix he’s got going tonight. Just needs a little better command.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
So, the 10 year old is practicing trumpet right now
and it’s still a more pleasant experience than watching Mike Lowell bat
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Bell could have rolled that over to 1st and still get him by three steps.
Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes
2 hrs in, we are still in the 6th inning....
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
Um, that makes for a 3:00 game
And that’s kind of the league average.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Scott Atchison is warming for the Red Sox
I think he’s the one that 2632 said looked like a Target employee.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
ahahhaha really?
Our only drunks are in the broadcast booth.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
unless you count Dino
who is high.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
which is obvisouly different than drunk
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I had an arch nemesis in middle school named Christine Atchison
I hated that bitch.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
If not more
He’s our fave Red Sox pitcher
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I dunno...
Tito usually doesn’t like him enough to let him stick past the first hit anymore. Which is a homer about 90% of the time.
USG
oh yeah we love Okajima around here
He’s responsible for that one time I liked Jay Payton a few years ago.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I hate your Christian "rock" walk up music, Brian! Go back to Biggie!
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I've never understood why fielders catch balls when the infield fly is called
Drop it every now and again and see if the runners go on instinct. I think it’s worth a shot every now and again.
Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes
....
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This was my first thought:
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Im gonna go with, i hope he gets a hit b/c rooting against my own team is lame.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad he didn't get a hit
I promised that I would never say anything bad about him ever again if he did. Worthless piece of fucking shit.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
We're not really expecting anything out of Lugo here, are we?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
i think i broke my F,U,C,and K buttons tonight.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
you have been quite prolific in using those letters this evening.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Apparently not.
Guess that means to keep trying.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hendo... hoo boy.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
I really hate Lugo
I’d rather bring back Sidney Ponson as a pinch hitter than see Lugo in an O’s uniform.
Lugo is definitely not conducive to pleasant living.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Scutaro Polo.
However he is saying it this year.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It's official
Nyger Morgan is fucking insane
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
And people in Pittsburgh thought he was charming.
I guess we have to be insane to be still following the PIrates after all these years….
As opposed to the O's?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Whoa.
Were you just lurking around all night waiting for someone to say something related to the Pirates? Otherwise you have impeccable timing.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been here for a few minutes.
Been watching the game since the 3rd since the Bucs dont’ have a game tonight.
I figured.
It was kind of funny that you happened to pop up at that particular time.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
IT WAS TYPO!!!!!!!!
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
IT'S JUST A TYPO!!!!!!!
Damn, I’ll delete it if y’all want me to.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Son of a fuckstick asshole bitch.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
I HATE YOU, MARCO SCUTARO.
You too, Mark Hendrickson
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
or whatever hes calling himself
These days.
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 1, 2010 9:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just sets up the epic comeback
Seriously – who’s bullpen would you trust more right now – ours or theirs?
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
ours.
Fuck, we better win.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
They just announced that Alfredo Simon is warming in the pen
Want to change your prediction?
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Well, shit
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Seriously, I would have much rather have had Alfredo pitch this whole inning
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
I would much rather rip out my eyeballs
and shove barbed wire down my ******** before watching Alfredo pitch a whole inning.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
So it seems.
And Lester remains undefeated against your O’s. Though this time not entirely to his credit…
USG
Just an FYI
You should probably leave if this starts going badly.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Hm...
I expect I can take what is dished out.
But if it’s more of a “please don’t stay if this goes badly,” then OK.
USG
It's more of a
I don’t want to hear stupid fucking shit like “And Lester remains undefeated against your O’s.”
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Looks like it's starting.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah that's the fucking worst of it
I wanted him to get a loss so bad.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
If the fucking Sox score this inning...
and Lester gets the W,
I will be angry with rage
by PleasantLiving on Sep 1, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hendrickson and Simon? Are we fucking trying to lose this game???
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
"Simon has had plenty of time to think about pitching"
Plenty? I don’t think it’s been nearly long enough.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck that shit
Go fuck yourselves boston, you fucking suck fredo, we need to cut this shit out, and score some fucking runs. fuck that.
Bring back Luis Matos.
Goddammit.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
I just realized who we had in the bullpen that we should have probably used.
Vandenhurk? Why the fuck didn’t Buck use him?
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SIMON
ENJOY THE MEXICAN LEAGUE NEXT YEAR
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Well, it did take 27 games for Buck to fuck up
That’s not bad.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
That wasn't cool, Beltre.
NOT COOL AT ALL.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Shit. Shit. Shit.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Simon, you fucking suck.
Take my team’s uniform off
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
...and that's why
you always leave a note.
I mean, never intentionally walk someone in a close game to GET TO THEIR BEST HITTER
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
i think most of you know me by now not gloating and it's not over
but WHY do you walk papi to get to the beltre ?
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
because we dumb
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
If only Trembley were still here
he managed these bums to Birdland Day
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Fredo Simon
You know when I was your age, I went out to the ballpark with all my brothers and my father, and everybody. And I was, I was the only one who could pitch. Nobody else could pitch except me. You know how I did it? Every time I threw the ball I said a Hail Mary and every time I said a Hail Mary I got a strike. You believe that? It’s true, that’s the secret. You wanna try it when we go out on the mound?
Fuck you Simon
YOU SUCK YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT, I HOPE YOU FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF. Im fucking sick of this stupid motherfucker. Im leaving, when I come back we better score some fucking runs and simon can go shove a fucking knife down his throat. GET THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM, and the red sox can get THE FUCK OFF MY FIELD you shit faces.
Bring back Luis Matos.
I do like the fact
Josh Bell has apparently learned how to play defense at 3B
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
if he could throw it to first without bouncing
then I’d be more impressed
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Hey buck - here's some advice
Josh Bell=Nugget
Alfredo Simon=Nugget of shit.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Think Fredo likes fishing?
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
I actually didn't read it until after I posted this picture.
Otherwise I would have posted it as a reply.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I just hate these fuckers in my stadium so much
This douche in his douchey green red sox jersey dancing around right in front of me like the biggest douche in history.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I hear ya.
My cousin lives in Baltimore and he avoids going to games when the Yankees and Red Sox are in town.
I avoid going to Pittsburgh when they play Chicago, St. Louis and Philadelphia.
if only he was wearing a titanium necklace that I could rip open and burn him with
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Nyjer Morgan got fuckin' CLOTHESLINED in that brawl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKFpkAtfx0o&feature=youtu.be
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
But remember...
Nyjer is a model citizen and Lastings Milledge is a freaking bad boy headcase douche bag.
Seriously
Down by 4 runs? I fucking hate Hendo and Fredo
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Hendo + Simon = death of swagger.
It was fun while it lasted.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
I HATE JON LESTER
And if it’s not cool to hate cancer survivors, then I’m not cool.
BUT I HATE JON LESTER
I don't get why you have to stop hating somebody just because they survived cancer?
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Yeah, seriously.
See Armstrong, Lance.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
I mean I can't think of any of the top of my head
but I don’t see why somebody getting cancer would change my opinion of them.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I like Jon Lester because he looks like a boy I had a crush on in high school
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
a boy you had a crush on in high school had almost zero hair already??
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Jon Lester wears a hat most of the time, silly
and he has hair.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
did you see in the dugout tonight?
He’s seriously balding.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Those lazy flies to left make me sad.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Jones is obviously hurt
He hit his shoulder in the same spot that he got hit. Probably shouldn’t have been playing.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Jumping for a fly ball in center.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Making an catch in OF, bumped against the wall
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Jumping into the wall for that fly ball
because he drifted on it instead of getting back like he should have.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Adam Jones just would have struck out
So Jake Fox one ups him and GIDPs.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Simon staying on. The damage is fucking done, I guess.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
make him throw so many pitches his arm fucking falls off and he needs some more surgery
and then tell him to go fuck himself and see if they’ll pay for it in the mexican league where he belongs.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I blame Hendo and Simon.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Canada.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Chapman hit 104 twice today and 102 a bunch of times according to Gameday
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I am still baffled
Buck, why didn’t you use Vandenhurk? You never use the poor fucker. If you wanna know if this guy can pitch, the best opportunity was this game.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
I would have rather seen him than Hendo.
Simon I can understand Buck wanting to see what he’s got, but who the fuck cares about Hendo?
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
What the fuck is Wieters doing???
shitty ass swing at a shitty ass pitch
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
IM back
FUCKING SCORE
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck this game
so hard.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I'm surprised he was able to pull it together to get loose
with his bff being traded and making him sad…
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
fucking prick
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck him
god, i wish there were a better way to express just how angry i feel.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You could go find a hooker
And kill her in the hotel room. That would be a solid expression of anger.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck are you smiling at Buck?!
No time to laugh.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
Nice throw shit bag
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
Go fucking yard.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
I love how Pie always runs all the to the dugout on close plays.
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
Infinite lulz
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hes like the Dominican Forrest Gump
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha what kind of major league OFer
can’t make it at least a close play on that shallow of a fly ball??
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
You know, I am surprised he wasn't pinch hitting for Adam
Seriously, what the fuck?
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ready to rip papelbons balls off
if they havent been ripped off already
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Just enough to make us have to see
ass face.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
jesus christ bell
take the fucking bat off your shoulder one time
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Matt albers
better than fucking Simon, who is a fucking shit sock
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
without the sock.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
take solace in the fact
Hendo and Fredo will not be Orioles next year. And if they are the FO can go fuck them…selves.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Atleast they're not in our starting rotation anymore.
It’s scary that was 2/5’s of our starters last year.
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Buck will learn from this mistake
The BP in 2011
Gonzo
JJ
Hernandez
Berken
Vandenhurk?
Koji?
Some other dude.
Sounds a hell of a lot better than Hendo + Fredo
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I may be in the minority
but I still sort of like albers…
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
he is ok
compared to Hendo and Simon… I want to kiss him.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I am honestly fine with him
He is a shit ton better than Hendo and Simon
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Albers only looks better next to Hendo and Simon.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
If Till struggles next year would that be a good place to put him?
He’s completely dominated at AAA if he can’t get it together next year do we put him in the BP for a little whille to get him comfortable?
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Why am I crazy to think that a straight 90 MPH fastball that he can’t locate isn’t going to cut it? How many right handed major league relievers throw a straight 90 MPH fastball that they can’t locate?
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I don't think it's his stuff
I think he doesn’t have confidence at ML lvl at the moment and tends to hold back some. Regardless of what you think, he’s had quite a few dominant performances when his mechanics aren’t flawed.
I also find this argument very confusing.
First you’re saying that I’m crazy for questioning his stuff, then you say that his stuff has only looked bad because he lacks confidence, and then you finish by saying that it’s all just a mechanical issue. Which is it? That he has good stuff, but is getting hit anyway? That his stuff has looked mediocre because he’s lacked confidence? Of that he’s just been having a mechanical problem?
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
We better fucking put up a fight against Prick McPrick in the 9th
and we better fucking win tomorrow.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Papi you washed up old fuck
I hope you test positive…again…
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Take the needle out of your dick and swing the bat david.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
hit this cocksuuuuuu..... cockAroch.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuck
I accidentally fall asleep and we give up six runs?
what the goddamn fucking shit?
cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz
its cuse Hendo fucking sucks
and Simon fucking sucks. THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK……. ARGH FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
What does Albers do? Go 1-2-3
What does fredo do to the hitters albers just saw? Gets fucking rocked
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Im pretty sure that sums up Alfredo Simon for you. although if i might add one thing,
He fucking sucks
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're going to hit him hit him in the fucking throat please.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
The Sauce!!!!!!!!
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
my goal tongiht was to give O'sFan21 a run for his money in the most F bombs in a GT category
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
you fucking prick
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
I is on my knees...
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
I don't know what it is about your face, but I just wanna punch it.
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
alright
somebody stomp on this douchebag’s throat and then everybody else take turns fucking the hole from the spikes
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
what does that even mean?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously though jonathen
your face is a gaping fucking hole dude. close that shit up
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
doesn't Lugo know we're pinch hitting for him?
Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes
Holy fucking shit!
You aren’t pinch hitting for Lugo? What the fuck?!
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
smack him like a wife Julio!
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
full nyjer video on mlb now
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100901&content_id=14192232
as they might say in chicago … he gone
Him getting clotheslined is probably going to go down in MLB brawl lore.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah that was amazing
also what the FUCK was the Nats coach doing tackling Volstad? that’s some bullshit
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Why the fuck are you jumping out of the way you worthless fuck! Wear it!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Prick V. Prick
who will fucking own it? fuck if i care
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
3 red sox in the player of the game poll
Can we stop dick riding Boston already?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
I live in CArl MAy's house
fuck yeah
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Ouch
Wants to have a Bromance like Luke Scott and Felix Pie.
by Are you there Wieters? It's me, Mike. on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck this
Go back to back to back to back
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
As if this game needed to be any longer.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
Shut the fuck up papelbon
I dont care what you are saying, just shut your fucking mouth.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
Great. Now we have a 15 minutes delay before we lose.
I hope anusface tears his UCL keeping warm.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
ok that's it.
WILL PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS PEDROIA TRIED TO COME BACK AND HOW TO TOOK FIELDING PRACTICE WITH A FUCKING BOOT ON, IF ANYTHING THAT IS JUST FUCKING STUPID. fucking prick
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Will he just DIAF already?
Seriously. Fuck that guy.
The stache is back!
by Knubles and Bits on Sep 1, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Worst desicion of the game:
Bringing in Simon. Hendo made some sense, but man, we all know Simon blows.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Albers, Vandenhurk, Gonzo, but Simon?
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Hit it back to the mound and remove that pricks face.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
fuck that
can we fucking win tomorrow please?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
This one is on you Buck
Learn from it and choose more wisely next time.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 1, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
He chose...
…poorly.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Markakis makes me so sad.
He needs to pick it the fuck up. I hope we don’t wind up regretting his contract.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Glad I switched to the Marlins v. Nationals instead.
It was a blood bath. Both teams were punching each other in the field, pitchers intentionally hitting batters. There were 6 ejections. The crowd almost jumped into the field when Mornag of the Nationals took his shirt off and cursed the crowd out. It was a bloody affair.
What's more frustrating than being a Marlins and Orioles fan? Eye surgery???
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