Yankees 11, Orioles 3: Nuclear launch detected

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 18, 2010 10:13 PM EDT in Post-Game

Obliterate this game from the memory banks. It did not happen. That is all.

If, in a fit of folly, you decide not to heed my advice, you can see the grim details in the box score here.

Andy Pettitte vs. Chris Tillman tomorrow as the O's look to avoid the sweep. Pettitte has 3000+ career MLB innings. Chris Tillman has 102. Hoo boy.

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Nuclear launch detected

Is that a StarCraft reference? :)

On an O’s note, glad I missed this one.

by rkdc on Sep 18, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions

i love starcraft!

/nerdiness

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Sep 18, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions

You caught me!

Now we all panic and look for the little red dot…

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 18, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions

not unless you have good defenses

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Sep 18, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions

There's no more dot in SC2. It's killing me.

Of course, hardly anybody nukes.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 18, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

i always hate it when they make sequels

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Sep 18, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions

wait

Just kidding forget the lower comment.
I KNEW IT. Starcraft has stolen my life for the past two weeks its ridiculous.

"double rainbow...what does it MEAN?"
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Sep 18, 2010 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

All your base are belong to us!

"I think it just got country over here." -Tim Wilson

by duck on Sep 18, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Can we at least vote my main man Dino MBP?

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 18, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions

Single double, HR

I’d say he might be the only candidate, but then he fucked up that run down, so I don’t know he qualifies tonight, That was a big-league mistake.

"I think it just got country over here." -Tim Wilson

by duck on Sep 18, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

I just don't feel very Birdland after 11-3 losses.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 18, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions

was that just an SC2 reference you made?

"double rainbow...what does it MEAN?"
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Sep 18, 2010 10:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Haha, did you really have to ask?

I am definitely the nerdiest person who’s frequently posting on the front page.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 18, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions

DORK!!!1!

I'm hurt dog! Don't ask if me if I'm alright, hell naw! We said dominate and we not doing it! I put my heart into this s***, let's go man! - Ed Reed

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 18, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah... so?

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 18, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions

u thin kbeing a dork; is norma?l

I'm hurt dog! Don't ask if me if I'm alright, hell naw! We said dominate and we not doing it! I put my heart into this s***, let's go man! - Ed Reed

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 19, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions

if starcraft 2 is wrong

i don’t wanna be right

"double rainbow...what does it MEAN?"
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions

Do you do ladder games or mostly other stuff?

I’m in Gold for 1v1 and I have a 2v2 team that’s Platinum. That’s more my teammate than me though. I have a good time with it.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions

so i haven’t gotten too good at it yet, i’m rusty as hell but i try to do ladder. i have a 4v4 team and 3v3 team with 3 of my friends. two of the are gold for 2v2, the other’s platinum. we haven’t had much time for 3v3 or 4v4 though, i can’t remember their levels for that. when it’s just me i do practice league though, gotta get the skills back up to snuff.

"double rainbow...what does it MEAN?"
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions