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GameThread: Rays (82-51) @ Orioles (49-85), 7:05pm

Tampa Bay Rays at Baltimore Orioles, Sep 3, 2010 7:05 PM EDT


Whatever happens with the Orioles on the field, there's no finer place to watch a baseball game.  (Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)

The AL East-loaded stretch of games to close out the season rolls on. After dropping two out of three to Boston, the Orioles will host the Rays for a three-game series in Baltimore. Whereas Boston is mostly out of the hunt, the Rays are right in the thick of everything. They're 1.5 games behind the Yankees for the AL East with hopes of surmounting them for the division - but at 6.5 games ahead of Boston for the wild card are probably secure there. Anybody who says it's OK if the Orioles lose because it means the Rays don't lose ground to the Yankees is going to be punched in the testicles. If you don't have testicles, you will be punched in the ovaries. You have been warned.

With a tough loss last night, the O's will be looking to rebound. This will be something of an uphill battle, because they will be up against Matt Garza, who has a 5-0 career record at Camden Yards. Garza's not mind-blowingly good with his 3.53 ERA, but that's better than the entire Orioles rotation, which isn't too surprising. The only Oriole with sustained good numbers against Garza is Adam Jones and he's probably not playing after having had to receive a cortisone shot in his hurt shoulder.

I've got to say, I have a hard time mustering the kind of smoldering fury that was unleashed upon the Red Sox when it comes to the Rays. Really the worst thing you can say about Garza is that he has really douchey facial hair. A big strike against him, to be sure. I mean, just look at it. Douchey McDoucherson.

Ask yourselves: who's the last person you want to see starting tonight? If you're like me and you said Kevin Millwood, then prepare for disappointment. Let's try to find something hopeful to say. Four out of his last five starts have been quality starts. The one start he's had against the Rays this year was Opening Day, where he went five innings and gave up two runs. That feels like it was five years ago now. The only Rays batter with good numbers off him is Carlos Pena. So that's something.

And hey, the Trop still sucks and Camden Yards is still awesome. We've got them in at least one category. Go O's!

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Oh, dancing with myself

Well there’s nothing to lose
And there’s nothing to prove
I’ll be dancing with myself

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, I'm dancing too.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's shove it down their throats tonight

after this year, the rays will lose FAs and might go downhill. at any rate, they have no fans and may move. but us? we’re the rays of 2007. next year we rock! let’s give them a taste of it now.

by Luke E on Sep 3, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey now

The Orioles clearly have a better DH and our left fielder is clearly more adorable.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm back

Mlb.tv has been screwing me over for a few months, its good to be back. First thing i see is the mentor. Not so good to be back anymore.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Sep 3, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i like how maddon uses the catcher at the leadoff spot.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got a .390 OBP

I’d love to see a .390 guy hitting lead off for the Os.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love to see a .390 OBP guy anywhere on the O's.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, crawford

damn

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

carl crawford is fast.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it bad that I have mixed feelings about this game? I mean, I’d vastly prefer the Rays to do well verses the Yankees or the Red Sox

by math_geek on Sep 3, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Overall sure

But against the Orioles the Rays are just another group of punks.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

and of course there is Matt Garza, and threatened throat shoving

by math_geek on Sep 3, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

PUNCHED IN THE FUCKIN' TESTICLES.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, the wily veteran wiles his way out of trouble

that he wiled into in the first place

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ok people I am here

Here are my plans for this evening:

1) Eat this fine salad I have prepared
2) follow up said salad with beers
3) watch the Orioles shove it (what is it, by the way?) down Matt Garza’s throat.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

salad? weak!

shepherd’s pie for me!

It is obviously his goat beard

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I put the salad in the fridge for now. It turns out I’m not hungry yet. On to the beer and the throat shoving.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

garza-mania is here.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck the Rays!

first day of last year of school today, left early, now a 3 day weekend, good omens.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

And I'm begining the ned of middle school.

Not much of a milestone though.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess they teach spelling in 9th grade?

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Still getting used to the keyboard on my new laptop.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

is the keyboard different?

Has QWERTY become obsolete?

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

In certain circles, yes

but i feel like he’s more just referring to size and shape

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’ve got an island keyboard now compared to the one that I used before (my dad’s) there was no spacing between the keys on that one.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

dvorak?

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

just hope you dont have any friends who do

and you wake up hung over and needing to email your mom. It’s awful

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rarely need to email my mom hungover

But I’ll hope anyway.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

its an alternate keyboard layout

thats faster and more efficient that QWERTY.

There were a number of factors that went into the qwerty layout that actually end up slowing down typers that people have tried to fix, but the odds of one every actually gaining widespread adoption are pretty slim.

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well sure

I mean this dvorak thing might be faster if everyone knew how to type on it, but everyone already knows how to type on qwerty. If I had relearn I’d be annoyed.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can do this, or you can do that

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

0%

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

now the real work begins.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

college is awesome

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't slide!

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick!? Why!

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you think it's an instinct thing?

It’s not rocket science that it’s faster to just run.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

and, as we know, nick isn't a rocket scientist

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him

Its a manager who actually follows the numbers

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he seems like a good dude

but he doesnt manage the Orioles, so he can go shove his own dick down his throat

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

not sure he has that flexibility at his age. But if he can, more power to him.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great start douchebags. Swing at 7 balls why don't you.

I fucking hate watching most of these assholes hit.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So far, we have had our throats stuffed

with goat hair

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

We stuffed them ourselves

by acting like fucking assholes in the batters box. Pathetic ABs.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I had a really fucking awful day

and could really use a win tonight for at least something positive to happen

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what i said about amber (bada bing!)

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hands off, bitch

but yeah still, good man man

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary Thorne just called Dan Johnson

Don Johnson.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hes been watching miami vice marathons again

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not ironic

Striking out a lot and high on base percentage are not mutually exclusive.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

misunderstanding the penalty of the strikeout

might be one of the egregious things the Baltimore media does IMO

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

And I was more complaining about his use of “ironic.”

I feel like Bender.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Flexo

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok assholes, let's try this again.

This time swing only at strikes. Thanks.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought I'd check out stubhub for tomorrow's game

thinking I might find a deal. But the prices are just silly. I’ll just go to the box office, thanks.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

yous a punk bitch matt, we got singles

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you think that was Luke being angry about what Garza said?

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke seems a lot better about taking outside pitches to left field this year.

You guys agree?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

that was 100% massive suck right there

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Felix makes me sad.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Felix. :( Stop GIDPing dammit.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Felix...

Not again…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 3, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

you can't bunt against longo you sucker

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Corey, that doesn't work

if they are expecting it that much

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Corey

Where is the Gazelle?

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take that as a compliment

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess we're enemies then

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

throwdown

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don't you hate Corey?

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Texas grand slam

and he played well this year.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does a .316 OBP count as playing well?

I mean, that’s playing OK. But then he does stupid shit all the time like swing too fucking much at bullshit.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the falling down!

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and fall on his face.

Also.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

He played well in relation to the other players on his team.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

expectations

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being right in the middle certainly doesn't count as "one of the better ones"

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's four people with better and four people with worse in the lineup tonight.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corey Patterson: Arithmatic Median

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

cant argue with that

hes been a surprisingly good player…and yet still mostly useless in the grand scheme of things.

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that grand slam was pretty damn awesome.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that homer that Stacey called

when we were all drunk

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah that was awesome

I did kinda like Corey that night. But it was probably because I was drunk.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

UZR!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut up

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

Luke’s decent UZR has nothing to do with first base.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, what is going on?

Luke?

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he playing 1B?

Why do I feel like a moron all of the sudden?

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that's Wiggy at first base.

That’s what the ESPN box score says along with the SBN widget.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that's what I thought

But then I thought maybe I was wrong because of what was going on here.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Why do I feel like a moron all of the sudden?"

Well the obvious answer, Because you ARE a moron…

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

THROWDOWN

or: dance-off

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do love a good dance off.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

WRONG!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brignac,

stop taunting me.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 3, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

ballgame!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like drinking.

And never watching this fucking team again.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

we come back to the AL East and look like dogshit again. I’m shocked! SHOCKED! That there is gambling going on in this establishment!

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

your winnings, sir.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

why, thank you.

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think before the season started I made a comment on facebook along the lines of...

“I cannot wait for all the 4 IP, 6 ER, 2K outings from Millwood this year.”

He fooled me for about 2 months into thinking I was wrong.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was fooled

totally fooled

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

Pedrioa got cut up today. I wish i had been there

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Fire Terry Crowley

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by zknower on Sep 3, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that seattle is basically tied with new york

makes me seriously question the efficacy of pitches/PA as an offensive tool

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The top three make sense... but Seattle and Cleveland being #4 and #5 is pretty weird shit.

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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Seattle and Cleveland on that list at 4 and 5 kind of makes it seem silly

If I were creating that graphic I would have just shown the top three and hoped nobody bothered looking up the rest.

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seattle is a hole for offense

Not the team, the ball park. Look at Adrian Beltre, he looked average at best in Seattle and is a beast in Boston. Granted, Boston is pretty much the exact opposite of Seattle for offense, but still… That place depresses offense terribly.

I cannot figure out Cleveland though.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, seattle doesn't hit on the road neither

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was just looking it up

Seattle has scored 213 at home, 221 on the road.

Their pitching has allowed 247 at home, 328 on the road.

Conclusion? Only Seattle pitching benefits from their park. The hitting is beyond help.

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

heck, i didnt care enough to check at all

I assume because it sounds right

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

14th, aka last.

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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amber is done for the year?

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

out with a bulging disc

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

MATTY: FUCK YOU, SHIFT!

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by zknower on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Shifting Wieters is weird

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Man Matt

I wish you had some ground speed, then you could have made that a double.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

YAY! We threw away an out!

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by zknower on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

to be fair

batting izturis is throwing away an out in and of itself

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

so many bunts

so very many bunts

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do these idiots keep thinking it's a good idea to bunt at Longoria?

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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

go orioles

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

no - no no no not okay

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats not ok?

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you bostoners arent allowed to root for the orioles this weekend

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not?

I have a little bit of hope left. And either way, I absolutley hate the Rays.
And I always liked the Orioles.

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, you can root for them

but you have to do in the corner labelled “Yankee and Red Sox fans”

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, ok

but I do like the Orioles

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

its got some bikes

but they are missing their seats

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can do whatever you want

But showing up in a gamethread for an O’s-Rays game on an O’s site and you’re going to get some shit. Partly because it’s kind of obnoxious and partly because the Red Sox have no hope of the playoffs.

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

not trying to be rude. The Red Sox arent on, Im bored, the Rays blog banned me, ad the Orioles are kinda cool

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're welcome to stick around

but the “aw shucks” routine isn’t going to win anyone over.

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, fine

but i am rooting for you guys

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you claw all the way back and force a play off

And then you have a 12 run lead in the bottom of the 9th and give it all back and eventually papeldouche blows it by throwing a 1 hop come-backer into right field.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats fine :)

any chance you guys are Bayhawks fans?

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I root for Hopkins and UMD.

But I couldn’t name a single player on the teams.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

but the Bayhawks beat my Cannons. didnt see that coming.

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that lacrosse?

My all time favorite lacrosse player is Bunk Moreland

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, lacrosse

ive heard Baltimore likes lacrosse, USA lacrosse capital.
But the Bayhawks won it all, which shocked me

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive heard that

but I guess I lived in upstate new york too long

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, ok

Buffalo and Rochester have NLL teams.

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

did we?

is that the razorsharks?

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Buffalo Bandits and Rochester Knighthawks.
MLL had the MLL’s Rochester Rattlers. They folded, but may return this year.

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, the knighthawks

i vaguely remember those commericals. Buffalo is the worst city on planet earth though.

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ive heard, lol

but their fanbase is pretty good. The Bandits are decent. The Knighthawks are going to be exciting this year, they have the #1 overall pick.

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well they should draft Bunk Moreland

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They will draft Cody Jaimeson

I havent seen Moreland in any mock drafts

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

swing-and-a-miss

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

maybe he was drafted in the MLL, I’ll check

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here

Bunk Moreland

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry dude

I dont mean to be a dick. All in good fun. I did live in Rochester for a long time, though, and don’t particularly care for lacrosse, but had passing interest in it while growing up closer to Bmore.

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its fine

and Im a dudette, lol
Im actully trying to get my lacrosse blog on SBN, Ive been talking to them.
I figured Baltimore has a lot of lacrsse and stuff.

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

well excuse me then, dudette

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

its fine dude

happens all the time, I think its funny

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I admit to assuming you were male

However I call chicks dude all the time.

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just assume everyone in boston is male

no idea how they procreate though

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats fine I do too :)

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think there's a lot of overlap between Baltimore lacrosse fans and Baltimore baseball fans

I could be mistaken. The lax culture and the rest of the culture don’t really come together a lot down here though.

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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right

But I figured Id try. You never know.

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, the Bunk went to a baseball game once

I assume he likes the O’s…and the Saints

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I saw on your profile you are a Flames fan… Interesting. Why not Capitals?

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to a school

with D1 Ice Hockey and nothing else of note, and I didnt want to root for the Sabres or the Caps, and Calgary’s got a good feel to it, I guess. I also like the Habs, but mostly I like Youppi!

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the Flames

But Im a bruins fan. So dont tell me you like the Habs ;)

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

thats mostly sarcasm

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Izzy ran full speed that'd be a hit.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Dont bunt

you stupid bunt with a c and no b

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

not okay, dude

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by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could consider doing that

But these teams, make me so angry.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a defense.

Rant all you want, but don’t be sexist while you’re doing it.

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by zknower on Sep 3, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see where that happened in this thread

In any case, it’s hardly as inflammatory a word.

That said, technically, I suppose it is.

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by zknower on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not in this thread, but in most.

But I would never use that word in a sexist or inflammatory fashion. I guess using it just made me ill informed.

Although Louis C.K. does says he thinks the word sounds beautiful, but I will put that aside. Let’s just not use “dick” anymore.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he think the word sounds beautiful when it's being used as an insult?

I’m honestly asking.

I don’t like dick as an insult either, personally. But generally my issue comes into play not when someone is called a dick or a cunt, but rather when the insult is that the person HAS a cunt and that’s what makes them inferior. No one would ever say that someone has a dick as an insult.

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn't say that about anyone and I'm 99%, if not 100, I never will.

No, I don’t really remember what he said about that. Although I was mostly kidding in that sentence.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you didn't

I was just clarifying my stance. You know, in case anyone cared :)

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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well glad we clarifed.

I don’t want to be seen as a sexist pig and I don’t want to get banned. I will stick to the F word from now on.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please stop bunting at Longoria

I know you’re the worst hitter most people have ever seen, Izzy, but you should still at least try to bunt up the first base line.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!!! More outs given away! On a ball too! Sweet!

I was going to try to count all the balls the O’s turn into strikes, but lost count after about 13 through 2.1.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Another ball turned into an out!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, so MLB Gameday isn't the best reference...

But I don’t know where to get live Pitch F/X data.

Only 4 outs have been made on balls out of the zone and only 1 of those was not at the edge of the zone (Nick’s fly out in the 1st). 2 have been made at the top of the zone (Roberts and Izturis in the 3rd) and 1 was at the edge right around where a strike had been called previously in the at-bat (Roberts K in the 1st).

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know we suck and all, but I'm pretty sure plenty of teams are going to swing at balls and make outs.

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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see the Rays hacking away at balls.

That’s a huge difference between good teams and bad teams.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You "don't see it" because you're not looking

They’re swinging at plenty of balls. They’re also actually getting hits, but that’s not for lack of swinging at balls.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously not.

They absolutely destroy us in every patience category there is. I don’t see it because it’s not there to see.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying their hitters aren't better

That’s not in question by a long shot.

And stupidly claiming that every out the Orioles have made is on a ball out of the zone when it’s clearly not true is just being annoying and douchey.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where do I say every out? Please cut and paste.

Oh wait I’ll save you the trouble – I fucking didn’t. Jesus fucking christ.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I did misread you

I thought you said turning balls into outs, not turning balls into strikes.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, right

I thought you said “turning balls into outs, but I lost count after 13 through 2.1 innings” or something like that. I fail at reading and that failure pretty much invalidates all of my arguments I’ve made so far.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Through 12 outs, the Rays made 5 outs outside of the zone

A pop out by Zobrist in the 1st, a pop out by Pena in the 1st (borderline), and a ground out by Jason in the 3rd, a K by Jaso in the 4th, and the fly out by Zobrist in the 4th.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

look at their walks compared to our walks. It’s pretty simple.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

As Nick swings at 2-3 more balls...

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 ball

Only the 2nd pitch he fouled off was a ball.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the curve ball that bounced????

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the 2nd pitch

Sorry, I should have said “the 2nd pitch, which he fouled off”.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't foul it off.

And I don’t give a shit what gameday says – that last pitch NEVER gets called a strike. Above the belt is something that gameday doesn’t seem to understand.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looked like a strike to me

I’m using Game Day just to reference location. If I can find a pitch f/x site, I’d use that instead.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

their hitters have a lot to do with it, too

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

right that's the point

don’t swing at balls and it’s a hell of a lot easier

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Gary in the Navy?

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary was a JAG I believe.

I forget which branch though.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe in McHale's Navy

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a fine strikeout and all

but god what a horrible pitch. Sloppy ass shit. The spin couldn’t have been looser if he tried.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Instead there's plenty of throat showing.

That being the O’s gesture of surrender.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was not a good throw by Pie

That being said, did you see the way Millwood almost fell down catching it? Could it possibly have been thrown that hard?

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

horrible

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Pie

That could have been an out if that was a decent throw.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

the mentor is toast

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

really shitty burnt inedible toast

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Tillman is going to start Sunday's game

and they’re going to a six man rotation. I’m finding it hard to justify not just giving Millwood the ax.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think the FO is going to diss a veteran by DFAing at this point in the season.

They might shift him out of the rotation, maybe, but most likely the six-man rotation is their way of limiting the young guys’ innings and also Millwood’s appearances.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying it's a good thing, just that it seems to be what baseball people do.

Hell, we even let Russ Ortiz ride out the season, if I remember right, and that was a fucking disaster.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

six man rotation is a bad idea

it does nobody any favors except for Millwood. I’m disappointed in the decision-making process.

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It limits the innings of the young arms

I don’t think that’s a bad thing to do at this point. No need to Prior them.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont think that an innings limit is necessary for any of them

and at any rate I don’t think pitching 6 games instead of 5 games will hurt anyone. And pitching on odd rest suddenly has a lost worse potential in my opinion.

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure it's needed, true

I don’t know what their IP numbers are. But it’s probably part of the thought process.

Additionally, with off days, I’m not really sure how much of a “regular” schedule pitchers really get anyway.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Millwood, huh?

I thought you guys stole him, but I guess he hasnt been good

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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy, Toledo-Zona is more interesting then this.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That was like a mini throat thrust

not a shove by any means

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like Pie is gonna GIDP

which makes me sad.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

well I was wrong

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huzzah, no shutout!

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes Pie - hacking away at a borderline at-best first pitch following a walk.

Kill that rally as quick as possible!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, it got the RBI

But it was a pretty weak hit

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it's just fucking stupid!

The guy is pounding his fist into his thigh about walking the dude before you and you go and just give him an out on the first pitch??? Come on!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, I much more hate that

Swinging at early pitches pisses me off a lot more than swinging at borderline pitches (be they balls or not).

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we've gotten the message that the Orioles are swinging at a lot of balls tonight.

Maybe you don’t need to point every single one out to us relentlessly.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all honesty

That got me in the arguing mood as much as my misreading. In fact, it probably caused me to misread because I was looking for something to argue about with you. I can appreciate negativity, but constant negativity is grating.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

Get used to it. It’s going to be a long September.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could ask you to get used to it too

Constantly complaining about a mediocre team doing dumb things over and over again doesn’t exactly create an enjoyable mood.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is going to be a long September

In which we are all going to be cranky. But I don’t think it’s out of line to suggest that pointing out every single time the same exact thing happens might be over the top. We’re going to be miserable enough without making each other even worse.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ill be cranky when the yankees are beating us

thats for sure

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"a very relaxed garza" lol.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck wieters

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

haha what a shitty curve ball

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus get him the fuck out of here

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Millwood just SHOVED IT DOWN LONGO'S THROAT

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully

Garza is as gentle if he chooses to retaliate. 80 MPH change ups are nice and smooth going down.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Kevin Millwood

Can Pena please line one back at him and crack him in the face?

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

"Millwood is retiring 66% of leadoff hitters on the year."

…that’s really bad.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, but im slightly impressed by the spin

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd have said...

“Leadoff hitters are OBPing .333 against Millwood this year.”

Of course, a .333 OBP is pretty average, but still, it’s not a stat to be promoting.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

3E1N will be at Wendy's? You think they would pick a classy place.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i liked when Wiggy was at a Wendy's

I just assumed that that was where he was eating that day and planned to be there for a couple of hours.

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha seriously take him out now please

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

don johnson!

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets see, my basement doesn't have hot air, Kevin Millwood, or the Orioles lineup.

It does have cold water and a ping pong table. I think the basement might be the spot.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

ping-pong?

how squid and the whale of you

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont geeeeet it?

I feel shame.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats okay

that movie was really gross

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved that guy from tron in it

but it was gross and kinda disturbing

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh i totally forgot

that was jesse fucking eisenberg again lol

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes so kafkaesque

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

really???

a HBP, a lucky pop up on a 3-1 count, a line drive double, and a line drive DP and you want him back out there??

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly...

Who will replace him?

Hendrickson? BLARGH.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

vanden hurk

can’t possibly be any worse

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I could support Vandel Hulk

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd support Jorge Julio over Millwood.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont think you understand what you're saying anymore

you’re delicious!

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant delirious

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was akward.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be sure to write.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

guilty as charged

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I agree about the delicious part

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vandel Hulk

Sounds like a weird Marvel/DC crossover character.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cesar

You ASS.

Is that better? :)

ug, I really dont like using smilies.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

thats not a simile

similes use “like” or “as”

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well actually I said it was a

Smilie. It’s like a smiley but it’s smilie.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh my head blowd up

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, seriously

Izzy, if you REALLY want to just give up an out by bunting, just fucking keep the bat on your shoulder. At least that way you MIGHT draw a walk.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

And take more than two pitches in the process.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and at least you waste 3 pitches

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Izzy bunted every at bat?

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, that was coreyesque.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That carried a lot more than I was expecting

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

nothing could be!

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they have good cinnamon toast chrunch bagels.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh yeah they do

They taste like dessert, though, not breakfast.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Panera.

I can go in and get soup and a sandwich and read a book and chill out.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've actually never been, not even sure if they are in Portland, I assume they are.

But i hate anything that has two ads every half inning on mlb tv

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, you're in portland?

a friend of mine just moved there for grad school. give me a rec to pass along to him

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it really is

im as surprised as you are

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's diffucult

I don’t really like Portland but I would say to him: if he lives on the Eastside, hit up “Siam Society” or “Lucca” for some good food. If he wants to take a date to a movie look up “Cinetopia”, they have a wine bar and “shit” also Burgerville is a great local fast food place, it is a little pricey though. Given more time I suppose I could think of more things I like about this place.

The granola and weed is great?? not really

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh he loves

granola

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

portland is an east coast town!

if you mean maine and not oregon, which i will assume you do because that makes you look dumb.

by Luke E on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that means

“Maine, haha, i don’t live in MAINE”

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he does

he lives in bangor

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever seen a sloppier pitcher.

Shitty mechanics, sloppy stuff, sloppy ass uniform, sloppy ass.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

more cushion for the pushin'?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm ashamed to admit

that I actually liked the trade at the time. Now I agree with whoever said they wished they’d never heard of Kevin Millwood. Although he’s still better than Eaton and HIll…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ring him the fuck up.

The pitch to Nicky was further off than that.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

5 walks

that’s less than innings pitched. That’s good right???

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugggghhhhh

Hendrickson is warming up.

It’s like teaching your cat to stop peeing in the laundry basket so he goes to pee in the chair instead.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it

why not vanden hurk??

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wiggy's making some great plays tonight

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

trying to fool us back into a false sense of security

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also I'm not sure they're really great plays

And not just average plays that him being so terrible that he makes them look great.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is the thing about defense, isnt it?

...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you hear yesterday

when Brady was talking about how he liked outfielders that made the hard plays look easy rather than the easy plays look hard? I felt like he was talking directly to Jim Edmonds.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Sadly, I was at a bar with no sound last night so I missed it. I am positive I would have thought that though.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bye Kevin

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously get the fuck out of here dude

You’re lucky you made it out of the 4th. Don’t act like a dick when you get taken out after 2 walks and a run-saving play.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

clever

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only see an ad for the web design library.

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand that term.

I iznent smart with intrernunts.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hotlinking

When you link to a picture that is uploaded to a website you don’t own.

It’s less a problem than it used to be since the cost of bandwidth dropped, but at one point it could seriously screw with a site’s monthly bandwidth allotment. Now it’s GENERALLY only a problem if you link something on a ridiculously popular site or link a large file.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But it’s not really going to hurt the website owners any more.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its not

but at the same time, its not that hard to save an image to a online storage site. I can have an image uploaded to my dropbox account and post it within in like 15 seconds of finding it

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do it in 5 minutes, maybe. :)

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by duck on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooops

I’m not that knowledgeable about the internet to know that. Just give me my formspring and Im good. (I kid, I will never have a formspring)

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://tinyurl.com/neutv4

Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Age of Empires sucks. StarCraft forever!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or we could just swing at ball 4

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

twice

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The AL East is the Orioles' Achilles' Heel?

Are they some sort of centipede with multiple legs then?

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He's really started hacking

A lot of the Orioles hitters seem to start hacking once they get into a slump. I wonder why….

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's a bummer

I can’t wait for Crowley to be gone.

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my most-looked forward to offseason move.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Simon returning to the Mexican league.

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second most-looked forward to offseason move.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy literally cannot throw enough strikes to get 3 outs

and we just give our shit away

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean we knocked the starter out in less than 6 innings

while staying somewhat in the game. Theres gonna be nights where that really is just the best you can do. You just have to hope to get to a place where thats a bad night and not something to look forward to like this would have been in june.

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it wasn't terrible

but we made it SO much easier on him.

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

This wasn’t the best we could have done. We could have done much more, but squandered opportunities by doing dumb shit like SWINGING AT THE FIRST GODDAMN PITCH AND GROUNDING OUT GRRRRRRRRRARRRGH.

by Holymittens on Sep 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point, I'm just not letting it bother me

They arent going to stop doing it on their own and I have to assume Buck has a plan to do deal with it. If next april terry fucking crowley is still sitting on that bench, then I’ll have a problem.

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty much how I feel about it too.

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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I would say we didn't get anything shoved down our throats.

We sucked and all but he definitely didn’t dominate or make anybody uncomfortable.

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That was strange.

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

funny story

I was about to respond to kba about how i was bad with internet technical stuff and i was going to tell EME that I love age of empires. Then my screen went black, then I got some blue screen, then my computer restarted, and here I am now, utterly confused.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

how the FUCK did that just happen????

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

these motherfuckers...

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

The Rays have Brad Hawpe???

When the hell did that happen?

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Rockies released him like 3 weeks ago

and i think he just signed with Tampa Bay in the last week

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

August 16th: DFA’d by Rockies
August 18th: Granted his Release
August 26: Cleared waivers
August 27: Minor league deal with Rays

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

that seems a little extreme. He wasn’t having THAT bad of a season and he’s coming off of 4 straight years of OPS+ 120+. That seems crazy to me.

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he's a free agent after this year

and its not like the Rockies are contending or anything. I’m not sure what the logic was behind the move, but the consequences arent very severe.

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't he have been a Type B at least??

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had a pretty big club option for '11

I’m guessing if you decline an option you cant then offer the player arbitration?

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i have no idea

but it seems to make sense. but since we’re talking about arbitration rules, probably means its wrong.

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that doesnt for me

unless you guys reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaally want me to stay ;P

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

nice play

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Benoit's K/BB ratio is decent...

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

1st pitch!

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

"And Wigginton is gone on one pitch"

You don’t say, Fred. Never would have guessed that.

"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver

by duck on Sep 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a REALLY boring game.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

just once I'd like for them to say on base % instead of batting average

It’s not an obscure stat. Just one, Gary! Do it for me! Jaso’s OBP is over 100 points higher than his batting average.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha CP

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is this guy pitching on the mound? It's sure not Hendo.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play BRob - no chance from the start.

Hendo probably needs to go after that if there’s going to be a prayer of getting him.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Brady's talking OBP on the radio.

There’s hope, people.

"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver

by duck on Sep 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It's nice having JJ back

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah he looks sharp

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its easy to look back and try to find excuses

but you have to wonder how much better we would have been without all the injuries

by kba26 on Sep 3, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, we'd be AT LEAST a 70 win team.

"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver

by duck on Sep 3, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The douche facial hair is infectious, apparently.

We may have to quarantine Tampa.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

nasty

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

At least those were good swings from Bell.

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

bummer

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

and also just really boring

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by O'sFan21 on Sep 3, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

we showed them who's boss.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 3, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

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