GameThread: Rays (82-51) @ Orioles (49-85), 7:05pm
Tampa Bay Rays at Baltimore Orioles, Sep 3, 2010 7:05 PM EDT
The AL East-loaded stretch of games to close out the season rolls on. After dropping two out of three to Boston, the Orioles will host the Rays for a three-game series in Baltimore. Whereas Boston is mostly out of the hunt, the Rays are right in the thick of everything. They're 1.5 games behind the Yankees for the AL East with hopes of surmounting them for the division - but at 6.5 games ahead of Boston for the wild card are probably secure there. Anybody who says it's OK if the Orioles lose because it means the Rays don't lose ground to the Yankees is going to be punched in the testicles. If you don't have testicles, you will be punched in the ovaries. You have been warned.
With a tough loss last night, the O's will be looking to rebound. This will be something of an uphill battle, because they will be up against Matt Garza, who has a 5-0 career record at Camden Yards. Garza's not mind-blowingly good with his 3.53 ERA, but that's better than the entire Orioles rotation, which isn't too surprising. The only Oriole with sustained good numbers against Garza is Adam Jones and he's probably not playing after having had to receive a cortisone shot in his hurt shoulder.
I've got to say, I have a hard time mustering the kind of smoldering fury that was unleashed upon the Red Sox when it comes to the Rays. Really the worst thing you can say about Garza is that he has really douchey facial hair. A big strike against him, to be sure. I mean, just look at it. Douchey McDoucherson.
Ask yourselves: who's the last person you want to see starting tonight? If you're like me and you said Kevin Millwood, then prepare for disappointment. Let's try to find something hopeful to say. Four out of his last five starts have been quality starts. The one start he's had against the Rays this year was Opening Day, where he went five innings and gave up two runs. That feels like it was five years ago now. The only Rays batter with good numbers off him is Carlos Pena. So that's something.
And hey, the Trop still sucks and Camden Yards is still awesome. We've got them in at least one category. Go O's!
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Oh, dancing with myself
Well there’s nothing to lose
And there’s nothing to prove
I’ll be dancing with myself
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
Hey, I'm dancing too.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
let's shove it down their throats tonight
after this year, the rays will lose FAs and might go downhill. at any rate, they have no fans and may move. but us? we’re the rays of 2007. next year we rock! let’s give them a taste of it now.
I'm back
Mlb.tv has been screwing me over for a few months, its good to be back. First thing i see is the mentor. Not so good to be back anymore.
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
i like how maddon uses the catcher at the leadoff spot.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
I'd love to see a .390 OBP guy anywhere on the O's.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, crawford
damn
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
carl crawford is fast.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
Is it bad that I have mixed feelings about this game? I mean, I’d vastly prefer the Rays to do well verses the Yankees or the Red Sox
Overall sure
But against the Orioles the Rays are just another group of punks.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
PUNCHED IN THE FUCKIN' TESTICLES.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, the wily veteran wiles his way out of trouble
that he wiled into in the first place
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
ok people I am here
Here are my plans for this evening:
1) Eat this fine salad I have prepared
2) follow up said salad with beers
3) watch the Orioles shove it (what is it, by the way?) down Matt Garza’s throat.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
salad? weak!
shepherd’s pie for me!
It is obviously his goat beard
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
garza-mania is here.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
Fuck the Rays!
first day of last year of school today, left early, now a 3 day weekend, good omens.
Bring back Luis Matos.
And I'm begining the ned of middle school.
Not much of a milestone though.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess they teach spelling in 9th grade?
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Haha.
Still getting used to the keyboard on my new laptop.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I’ve got an island keyboard now compared to the one that I used before (my dad’s) there was no spacing between the keys on that one.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
dvorak?
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
just hope you dont have any friends who do
and you wake up hung over and needing to email your mom. It’s awful
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I rarely need to email my mom hungover
But I’ll hope anyway.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
its an alternate keyboard layout
thats faster and more efficient that QWERTY.
There were a number of factors that went into the qwerty layout that actually end up slowing down typers that people have tried to fix, but the odds of one every actually gaining widespread adoption are pretty slim.
Well sure
I mean this dvorak thing might be faster if everyone knew how to type on it, but everyone already knows how to type on qwerty. If I had relearn I’d be annoyed.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
this
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
you can do this, or you can do that
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
0%
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
now the real work begins.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
don't slide!
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
Nick!? Why!
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
yup
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
do you think it's an instinct thing?
It’s not rocket science that it’s faster to just run.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
and, as we know, nick isn't a rocket scientist
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
I like him
Its a manager who actually follows the numbers
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
by Reddrummer9187 on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
he seems like a good dude
but he doesnt manage the Orioles, so he can go shove his own dick down his throat
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
meh
not sure he has that flexibility at his age. But if he can, more power to him.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Great start douchebags. Swing at 7 balls why don't you.
I fucking hate watching most of these assholes hit.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
So far, we have had our throats stuffed
with goat hair
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
We stuffed them ourselves
by acting like fucking assholes in the batters box. Pathetic ABs.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
So I had a really fucking awful day
and could really use a win tonight for at least something positive to happen
that's what i said about amber (bada bing!)
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
Hands off, bitch
but yeah still, good man man
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
hes been watching miami vice marathons again
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
misunderstanding the penalty of the strikeout
might be one of the egregious things the Baltimore media does IMO
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
fair enough
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Ok assholes, let's try this again.
This time swing only at strikes. Thanks.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I thought I'd check out stubhub for tomorrow's game
thinking I might find a deal. But the prices are just silly. I’ll just go to the box office, thanks.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Do you think that was Luke being angry about what Garza said?
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
Luke seems a lot better about taking outside pitches to left field this year.
You guys agree?
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Felix. :( Stop GIDPing dammit.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
Felix...
Not again…
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
you can't bunt against longo you sucker
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
not when he's standing 15 feet away from you when the pitch is released.
Fucking dumbass.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Oh my god that was fucking horrible. These guys are terrible hitters.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Corey, that doesn't work
if they are expecting it that much
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I take that as a compliment
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I think I can handle that
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Why don't you hate Corey?
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Texas grand slam
and he played well this year.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Does a .316 OBP count as playing well?
I mean, that’s playing OK. But then he does stupid shit all the time like swing too fucking much at bullshit.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
and fall on his face.
Also.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
well
He played well in relation to the other players on his team.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
expectations
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Isn't that one of the better ones on this shit ass team?
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
lol did you look at the lineup before saying that or just guess randomly?
See below.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Being right in the middle certainly doesn't count as "one of the better ones"
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It's certainly not "not even close" either. My comment was sort of sarcastic. His wasn't.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
There's four people with better and four people with worse in the lineup tonight.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Corey Patterson: Arithmatic Median
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
cant argue with that
hes been a surprisingly good player…and yet still mostly useless in the grand scheme of things.
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
that grand slam was pretty damn awesome.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
and that homer that Stacey called
when we were all drunk
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
oh yeah that was awesome
I did kinda like Corey that night. But it was probably because I was drunk.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
shut up
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
to be fair
Luke’s decent UZR has nothing to do with first base.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Is he playing 1B?
Why do I feel like a moron all of the sudden?
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I'm pretty sure that's Wiggy at first base.
That’s what the ESPN box score says along with the SBN widget.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah that's what I thought
But then I thought maybe I was wrong because of what was going on here.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
"Why do I feel like a moron all of the sudden?"
Well the obvious answer, Because you ARE a moron…
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
THROWDOWN
or: dance-off
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Pardon me if I don't take the opinion of a 17 year old Corey lover seriously
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Well then, the joke's on you.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Brignac,
stop taunting me.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Wow, was it just me or did it look like Nick was running with cement shoes there.
Bring back Luis Matos.
I feel like drinking.
And never watching this fucking team again.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
yeah
we come back to the AL East and look like dogshit again. I’m shocked! SHOCKED! That there is gambling going on in this establishment!
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
your winnings, sir.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
why, thank you.
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I think before the season started I made a comment on facebook along the lines of...
“I cannot wait for all the 4 IP, 6 ER, 2K outings from Millwood this year.”
He fooled me for about 2 months into thinking I was wrong.
I was fooled
totally fooled
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Fire Terry Crowley

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
that seattle is basically tied with new york
makes me seriously question the efficacy of pitches/PA as an offensive tool
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
The top three make sense... but Seattle and Cleveland being #4 and #5 is pretty weird shit.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah Seattle and Cleveland on that list at 4 and 5 kind of makes it seem silly
If I were creating that graphic I would have just shown the top three and hoped nobody bothered looking up the rest.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Seattle is a hole for offense
Not the team, the ball park. Look at Adrian Beltre, he looked average at best in Seattle and is a beast in Boston. Granted, Boston is pretty much the exact opposite of Seattle for offense, but still… That place depresses offense terribly.
I cannot figure out Cleveland though.
Well, they also blow at hitting.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, seattle doesn't hit on the road neither
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Yeah I was just looking it up
Seattle has scored 213 at home, 221 on the road.
Their pitching has allowed 247 at home, 328 on the road.
Conclusion? Only Seattle pitching benefits from their park. The hitting is beyond help.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
or Felix pitches more at home.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
heck, i didnt care enough to check at all
I assume because it sounds right
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
The Crow is a hoe
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
14th, aka last.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
We suffer a bit more than normal without Roberts for the whole year. He eats up a lot of pitches.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
out with a bulging disc
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
MATTY: FUCK YOU, SHIFT!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
YAY! We threw away an out!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
to be fair
batting izturis is throwing away an out in and of itself
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
so many bunts
so very many bunts
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Why do these idiots keep thinking it's a good idea to bunt at Longoria?
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
go orioles
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
no - no no no not okay
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
whats not ok?
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
you bostoners arent allowed to root for the orioles this weekend
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
why not?
I have a little bit of hope left. And either way, I absolutley hate the Rays.
And I always liked the Orioles.
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
well, you can root for them
but you have to do in the corner labelled “Yankee and Red Sox fans”
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
ah, ok
but I do like the Orioles
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be the corner with nothing to sit on.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
its got some bikes
but they are missing their seats
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
You can do whatever you want
But showing up in a gamethread for an O’s-Rays game on an O’s site and you’re going to get some shit. Partly because it’s kind of obnoxious and partly because the Red Sox have no hope of the playoffs.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
sorry
not trying to be rude. The Red Sox arent on, Im bored, the Rays blog banned me, ad the Orioles are kinda cool
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You're welcome to stick around
but the “aw shucks” routine isn’t going to win anyone over.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
ok, fine
but i am rooting for you guys
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope you claw all the way back and force a play off
And then you have a 12 run lead in the bottom of the 9th and give it all back and eventually papeldouche blows it by throwing a 1 hop come-backer into right field.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
thats fine :)
any chance you guys are Bayhawks fans?
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I root for Hopkins and UMD.
But I couldn’t name a single player on the teams.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
but the Bayhawks beat my Cannons. didnt see that coming.
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
is that lacrosse?
My all time favorite lacrosse player is Bunk Moreland
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yes, lacrosse
ive heard Baltimore likes lacrosse, USA lacrosse capital.
But the Bayhawks won it all, which shocked me
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
ive heard that
but I guess I lived in upstate new york too long
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ah, ok
Buffalo and Rochester have NLL teams.
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
did we?
is that the razorsharks?
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No
Buffalo Bandits and Rochester Knighthawks.
MLL had the MLL’s Rochester Rattlers. They folded, but may return this year.
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, the knighthawks
i vaguely remember those commericals. Buffalo is the worst city on planet earth though.
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Ive heard, lol
but their fanbase is pretty good. The Bandits are decent. The Knighthawks are going to be exciting this year, they have the #1 overall pick.
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
well they should draft Bunk Moreland
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They will draft Cody Jaimeson
I havent seen Moreland in any mock drafts
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
swing-and-a-miss
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huh?
maybe he was drafted in the MLL, I’ll check
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
oh
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry dude
I dont mean to be a dick. All in good fun. I did live in Rochester for a long time, though, and don’t particularly care for lacrosse, but had passing interest in it while growing up closer to Bmore.
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Its fine
and Im a dudette, lol
Im actully trying to get my lacrosse blog on SBN, Ive been talking to them.
I figured Baltimore has a lot of lacrsse and stuff.
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
well excuse me then, dudette
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its fine dude
happens all the time, I think its funny
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I admit to assuming you were male
However I call chicks dude all the time.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I just assume everyone in boston is male
no idea how they procreate though
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lol
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats fine I do too :)
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think there's a lot of overlap between Baltimore lacrosse fans and Baltimore baseball fans
I could be mistaken. The lax culture and the rest of the culture don’t really come together a lot down here though.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Right
But I figured Id try. You never know.
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
well, the Bunk went to a baseball game once
I assume he likes the O’s…and the Saints
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heh
I saw on your profile you are a Flames fan… Interesting. Why not Capitals?
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to a school
with D1 Ice Hockey and nothing else of note, and I didnt want to root for the Sabres or the Caps, and Calgary’s got a good feel to it, I guess. I also like the Habs, but mostly I like Youppi!
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I like the Flames
But Im a bruins fan. So dont tell me you like the Habs ;)
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
"2010 Red Sox Playoffs.... We Can Do It! "
Not happening
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
meh
thats mostly sarcasm
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
If Izzy ran full speed that'd be a hit.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
not okay, dude
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Let me guide you to "Louis C.k.'s Chewed up"
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
let me guide you to "you know the rules so just stop"
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by Stacey on Sep 3, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
For a very good point.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Westie you've been pretty borderline with that kind of stuff lately
I wish you’d chill.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I could consider doing that
But these teams, make me so angry.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a defense.
Rant all you want, but don’t be sexist while you’re doing it.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
And calling someone a dick isn't sexist?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't see where that happened in this thread
In any case, it’s hardly as inflammatory a word.
That said, technically, I suppose it is.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Not in this thread, but in most.
But I would never use that word in a sexist or inflammatory fashion. I guess using it just made me ill informed.
Although Louis C.K. does says he thinks the word sounds beautiful, but I will put that aside. Let’s just not use “dick” anymore.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
does he think the word sounds beautiful when it's being used as an insult?
I’m honestly asking.
I don’t like dick as an insult either, personally. But generally my issue comes into play not when someone is called a dick or a cunt, but rather when the insult is that the person HAS a cunt and that’s what makes them inferior. No one would ever say that someone has a dick as an insult.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Yeah, I didn't say that about anyone and I'm 99%, if not 100, I never will.
No, I don’t really remember what he said about that. Although I was mostly kidding in that sentence.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I know you didn't
I was just clarifying my stance. You know, in case anyone cared :)
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Well glad we clarifed.
I don’t want to be seen as a sexist pig and I don’t want to get banned. I will stick to the F word from now on.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Please stop bunting at Longoria
I know you’re the worst hitter most people have ever seen, Izzy, but you should still at least try to bunt up the first base line.
Yay!!! More outs given away! On a ball too! Sweet!
I was going to try to count all the balls the O’s turn into strikes, but lost count after about 13 through 2.1.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Ok, so MLB Gameday isn't the best reference...
But I don’t know where to get live Pitch F/X data.
Only 4 outs have been made on balls out of the zone and only 1 of those was not at the edge of the zone (Nick’s fly out in the 1st). 2 have been made at the top of the zone (Roberts and Izturis in the 3rd) and 1 was at the edge right around where a strike had been called previously in the at-bat (Roberts K in the 1st).
ONLY 4??? They've only made 12 outs! That's fucking horrible!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I know we suck and all, but I'm pretty sure plenty of teams are going to swing at balls and make outs.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't see the Rays hacking away at balls.
That’s a huge difference between good teams and bad teams.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
You "don't see it" because you're not looking
They’re swinging at plenty of balls. They’re also actually getting hits, but that’s not for lack of swinging at balls.
Obviously not.
They absolutely destroy us in every patience category there is. I don’t see it because it’s not there to see.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I'm not saying their hitters aren't better
That’s not in question by a long shot.
And stupidly claiming that every out the Orioles have made is on a ball out of the zone when it’s clearly not true is just being annoying and douchey.
Where do I say every out? Please cut and paste.
Oh wait I’ll save you the trouble – I fucking didn’t. Jesus fucking christ.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Sorry, I did misread you
I thought you said turning balls into outs, not turning balls into strikes.
I said turning balls into outs, but I never came even remotely close to saying ALL the outs were on balls out of the strike zone.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Right, right
I thought you said “turning balls into outs, but I lost count after 13 through 2.1 innings” or something like that. I fail at reading and that failure pretty much invalidates all of my arguments I’ve made so far.
Through 12 outs, the Rays made 5 outs outside of the zone
A pop out by Zobrist in the 1st, a pop out by Pena in the 1st (borderline), and a ground out by Jason in the 3rd, a K by Jaso in the 4th, and the fly out by Zobrist in the 4th.
Well
look at their walks compared to our walks. It’s pretty simple.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
He didn't foul it off.
And I don’t give a shit what gameday says – that last pitch NEVER gets called a strike. Above the belt is something that gameday doesn’t seem to understand.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
It looked like a strike to me
I’m using Game Day just to reference location. If I can find a pitch f/x site, I’d use that instead.
their hitters have a lot to do with it, too
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right that's the point
don’t swing at balls and it’s a hell of a lot easier
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Gary was a JAG I believe.
I forget which branch though.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe in McHale's Navy
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That was a fine strikeout and all
but god what a horrible pitch. Sloppy ass shit. The spin couldn’t have been looser if he tried.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Instead there's plenty of throat showing.
That being the O’s gesture of surrender.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That was not a good throw by Pie
That being said, did you see the way Millwood almost fell down catching it? Could it possibly have been thrown that hard?
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the mentor is toast
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
I feel as though, a grand slam is more likely.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
So Tillman is going to start Sunday's game
and they’re going to a six man rotation. I’m finding it hard to justify not just giving Millwood the ax.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Something along the lines of, he is our mentor, we pay him lots of money, he was our big off season pickup.
But I can’t think of a GOOD reason.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think the FO is going to diss a veteran by DFAing at this point in the season.
They might shift him out of the rotation, maybe, but most likely the six-man rotation is their way of limiting the young guys’ innings and also Millwood’s appearances.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying it's a good thing, just that it seems to be what baseball people do.
Hell, we even let Russ Ortiz ride out the season, if I remember right, and that was a fucking disaster.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
six man rotation is a bad idea
it does nobody any favors except for Millwood. I’m disappointed in the decision-making process.
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It limits the innings of the young arms
I don’t think that’s a bad thing to do at this point. No need to Prior them.
i dont think that an innings limit is necessary for any of them
and at any rate I don’t think pitching 6 games instead of 5 games will hurt anyone. And pitching on odd rest suddenly has a lost worse potential in my opinion.
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I'm not sure it's needed, true
I don’t know what their IP numbers are. But it’s probably part of the thought process.
Additionally, with off days, I’m not really sure how much of a “regular” schedule pitchers really get anyway.
Millwood, huh?
I thought you guys stole him, but I guess he hasnt been good
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by bestbostonsports on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Oy, Toledo-Zona is more interesting then this.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
Huzzah, no shutout!
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
There goes Pie - hacking away at a borderline at-best first pitch following a walk.
Kill that rally as quick as possible!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Yeah, it got the RBI
But it was a pretty weak hit
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
And it's just fucking stupid!
The guy is pounding his fist into his thigh about walking the dude before you and you go and just give him an out on the first pitch??? Come on!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
See, I much more hate that
Swinging at early pitches pisses me off a lot more than swinging at borderline pitches (be they balls or not).
I think we've gotten the message that the Orioles are swinging at a lot of balls tonight.
Maybe you don’t need to point every single one out to us relentlessly.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
In all honesty
That got me in the arguing mood as much as my misreading. In fact, it probably caused me to misread because I was looking for something to argue about with you. I can appreciate negativity, but constant negativity is grating.
Eh
Get used to it. It’s going to be a long September.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I could ask you to get used to it too
Constantly complaining about a mediocre team doing dumb things over and over again doesn’t exactly create an enjoyable mood.
It is going to be a long September
In which we are all going to be cranky. But I don’t think it’s out of line to suggest that pointing out every single time the same exact thing happens might be over the top. We’re going to be miserable enough without making each other even worse.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I don't have fucking air conditioning right now. I'll be in a better mood soon.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
ill be cranky when the yankees are beating us
thats for sure
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"a very relaxed garza" lol.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
To be fair - CP just got a hit on a ball...for whatever that's worth...
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
fuck wieters
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
Millwood just SHOVED IT DOWN LONGO'S THROAT
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Im pretty sick of hearing our people talk about how great all the other teams are.
I don’t care if they are good.
Bring back Luis Matos.
Very funny
I mean, you were joking right?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
"Millwood is retiring 66% of leadoff hitters on the year."
…that’s really bad.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
yeah, but im slightly impressed by the spin
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I'd have said...
“Leadoff hitters are OBPing .333 against Millwood this year.”
Of course, a .333 OBP is pretty average, but still, it’s not a stat to be promoting.
3E1N will be at Wendy's? You think they would pick a classy place.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
i liked when Wiggy was at a Wendy's
I just assumed that that was where he was eating that day and planned to be there for a couple of hours.
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
by Andrew_G on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
don johnson!
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
Lets see, my basement doesn't have hot air, Kevin Millwood, or the Orioles lineup.
It does have cold water and a ping pong table. I think the basement might be the spot.
Bring back Luis Matos.
ping-pong?
how squid and the whale of you
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I dont geeeeet it?
I feel shame.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
thats okay
that movie was really gross
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I loved that guy from tron in it
but it was gross and kinda disturbing
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Im really sick of hearing about that guy.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
hes so kafkaesque
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
lol ok PLEASE don't put Millwood out there for another inning
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
um, you really have to
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
I could support Vandel Hulk
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont think you understand what you're saying anymore
you’re delicious!
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I meant delirious
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Yeah that was akward.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm leaving now
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Be sure to write.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
What does that mean?
Write?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
guilty as charged
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I'm only on my 3rd beer - I'm still thinking quite clearly.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Please don't eat O'sfan21.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Kentucky Fried O'sFan21
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
thats not a simile
similes use “like” or “as”
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
well actually I said it was a
Smilie. It’s like a smiley but it’s smilie.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhh my head blowd up
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Holy shit, seriously
Izzy, if you REALLY want to just give up an out by bunting, just fucking keep the bat on your shoulder. At least that way you MIGHT draw a walk.
And take more than two pitches in the process.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Has Izzy bunted every at bat?
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
Wow Josh you were nowhere near that fastball down the middle.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
wow, that was coreyesque.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
But they have good cinnamon toast chrunch bagels.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
ooh yeah they do
They taste like dessert, though, not breakfast.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
I like Panera.
I can go in and get soup and a sandwich and read a book and chill out.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I've actually never been, not even sure if they are in Portland, I assume they are.
But i hate anything that has two ads every half inning on mlb tv
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, you're in portland?
a friend of mine just moved there for grad school. give me a rec to pass along to him
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
it really is
im as surprised as you are
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
That's diffucult
I don’t really like Portland but I would say to him: if he lives on the Eastside, hit up “Siam Society” or “Lucca” for some good food. If he wants to take a date to a movie look up “Cinetopia”, they have a wine bar and “shit” also Burgerville is a great local fast food place, it is a little pricey though. Given more time I suppose I could think of more things I like about this place.
The granola and weed is great?? not really
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
oh he loves
granola
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
portland is an east coast town!
if you mean maine and not oregon, which i will assume you do because that makes you look dumb.
And that means
“Maine, haha, i don’t live in MAINE”
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah he does
he lives in bangor
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
I don't think I've ever seen a sloppier pitcher.
Shitty mechanics, sloppy stuff, sloppy ass uniform, sloppy ass.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Do you not like Kevin Millwood?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm ashamed to admit
that I actually liked the trade at the time. Now I agree with whoever said they wished they’d never heard of Kevin Millwood. Although he’s still better than Eaton and HIll…
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Ring him the fuck up.
The pitch to Nicky was further off than that.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
5 walks
that’s less than innings pitched. That’s good right???
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Ugggghhhhh
Hendrickson is warming up.
It’s like teaching your cat to stop peeing in the laundry basket so he goes to pee in the chair instead.
trying to fool us back into a false sense of security
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Also I'm not sure they're really great plays
And not just average plays that him being so terrible that he makes them look great.
that is the thing about defense, isnt it?
...a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation "Dear Mary" had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, "I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Did you hear yesterday
when Brady was talking about how he liked outfielders that made the hard plays look easy rather than the easy plays look hard? I felt like he was talking directly to Jim Edmonds.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Haha
Sadly, I was at a bar with no sound last night so I missed it. I am positive I would have thought that though.
Bye Kevin
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously get the fuck out of here dude
You’re lucky you made it out of the 4th. Don’t act like a dick when you get taken out after 2 walks and a run-saving play.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
clever
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I only see an ad for the web design library.
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
lame
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand that term.
I iznent smart with intrernunts.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Hotlinking
When you link to a picture that is uploaded to a website you don’t own.
It’s less a problem than it used to be since the cost of bandwidth dropped, but at one point it could seriously screw with a site’s monthly bandwidth allotment. Now it’s GENERALLY only a problem if you link something on a ridiculously popular site or link a large file.
Its not
but at the same time, its not that hard to save an image to a online storage site. I can have an image uploaded to my dropbox account and post it within in like 15 seconds of finding it
I could do it in 5 minutes, maybe. :)
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
I dont even know what dropbox is
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooops
I’m not that knowledgeable about the internet to know that. Just give me my formspring and Im good. (I kid, I will never have a formspring)
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Buck Showalter clearly isn't interested in having Anthony Rendon as a member of the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
shout out to age of empires for the mill pic
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Age of Empires sucks. StarCraft forever!
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The AL East is the Orioles' Achilles' Heel?
Are they some sort of centipede with multiple legs then?
Are you serious right now Pie? That's just fucking terrible
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
He's really started hacking
A lot of the Orioles hitters seem to start hacking once they get into a slump. I wonder why….
Yeah it's a bummer
I can’t wait for Crowley to be gone.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
That's my most-looked forward to offseason move.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Second most-looked forward to offseason move.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This guy literally cannot throw enough strikes to get 3 outs
and we just give our shit away
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I mean we knocked the starter out in less than 6 innings
while staying somewhat in the game. Theres gonna be nights where that really is just the best you can do. You just have to hope to get to a place where thats a bad night and not something to look forward to like this would have been in june.
Yeah it wasn't terrible
but we made it SO much easier on him.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Of course
This wasn’t the best we could have done. We could have done much more, but squandered opportunities by doing dumb shit like SWINGING AT THE FIRST GODDAMN PITCH AND GROUNDING OUT GRRRRRRRRRARRRGH.
At this point, I'm just not letting it bother me
They arent going to stop doing it on their own and I have to assume Buck has a plan to do deal with it. If next april terry fucking crowley is still sitting on that bench, then I’ll have a problem.
That's pretty much how I feel about it too.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I would say we didn't get anything shoved down our throats.
We sucked and all but he definitely didn’t dominate or make anybody uncomfortable.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
funny story
I was about to respond to kba about how i was bad with internet technical stuff and i was going to tell EME that I love age of empires. Then my screen went black, then I got some blue screen, then my computer restarted, and here I am now, utterly confused.
Bring back Luis Matos.
The Rays have Brad Hawpe???
When the hell did that happen?
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
man
that seems a little extreme. He wasn’t having THAT bad of a season and he’s coming off of 4 straight years of OPS+ 120+. That seems crazy to me.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
well he's a free agent after this year
and its not like the Rockies are contending or anything. I’m not sure what the logic was behind the move, but the consequences arent very severe.
He had a pretty big club option for '11
I’m guessing if you decline an option you cant then offer the player arbitration?
Shit that seems like it makes sense, but I have no clue.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
yeah i have no idea
but it seems to make sense. but since we’re talking about arbitration rules, probably means its wrong.
he has a hot date
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
well that doesnt for me
unless you guys reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaally want me to stay ;P
Bring back Luis Matos.
"And Wigginton is gone on one pitch"
You don’t say, Fred. Never would have guessed that.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
just once I'd like for them to say on base % instead of batting average
It’s not an obscure stat. Just one, Gary! Do it for me! Jaso’s OBP is over 100 points higher than his batting average.
Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33
Last night they briefly wondered what percentage of the time playing the shift actually helps
It was about the closest we’ve ever gotten to an advanced stat discussion.
Who is this guy pitching on the mound? It's sure not Hendo.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
Nice play BRob - no chance from the start.
Hendo probably needs to go after that if there’s going to be a prayer of getting him.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Brady's talking OBP on the radio.
There’s hope, people.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Its easy to look back and try to find excuses
but you have to wonder how much better we would have been without all the injuries
Oh, we'd be AT LEAST a 70 win team.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
The douche facial hair is infectious, apparently.
We may have to quarantine Tampa.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 3, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
nasty
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
bummer
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
we showed them who's boss.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

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