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GameThread: Rays (83-52) @ Orioles (50-86), 1:35pm

Tampa Bay Rays at Baltimore Orioles, Sep 5, 2010 1:35 PM EDT


The Tampa Bay Rays are a contending team with designs of winning it all this year, so they're spending their Labor Day Weekend playing one of the crappiest teams possible in the sport. Hmm... why does this sound familiar... oh yeah, that's because college football started up this weekend. HEYO! Imagine if baseball scheduling was as much of a joke as college football scheduling - the Yankees would choose to play home games against the Pirates the whole month of September, and then the media would breathlessly talk about how amazing it is that the most storied franchise in the history of stories, franchises and history could win 100 games every year. Although I guess if you think about it, top college football players are probably making as much money as Yankees. HEYO! Insert your own "no playoffs" joke here.

Today's game sees the return of Chris Tillman to the major leagues, and to the starting rotation. I gotta tell you, I'm trying to be excited, because I know all about his potential and stuff, but when I look at a guy and his ERA is 7.92 it's hard to get excited. Tillman's only had 25 innings at the major league level this year, though, so it's not like he's stunk in significant time. Plus, he is only 22. Undoubtedly he still has a lot of learning to do as far as refining his pitches, when to throw what, and so on. Hopefully he was getting better advice about that in the minors than he has gotten in the majors thus far.

The Rays are sending out Wade Davis to try to take this prophylactic series game from the Orioles. He's 3-0 against the Orioles in his rookie season and has a 0.75 ERA in those starts. If I was Wade Davis, I'd wish I could play the Orioles every game. He would probably be Rookie of the Year. Lucky for Wade, though, he got in all those starts before the Buck era, so now it's time to even the ledger. Due is due. You can't argue with due, unless the player or team in question completely sucks. So on second thought that's not a great omen for us - but Buck is Buck so I like our chances a lot more than I would have otherwise.

The O's racked up 15 hits last night, with seven players recording at least two hits. Pop quiz: Who was the only Oriole who recorded no hits at all? If you guessed Julio Lugo, you're absolutely right! Who was the only Oriole who only reached base once? If you guessed Cesar Izturis, you're absolutely right! If either of these tidbits surprise you, I've got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.

Will today be a "bats stay hot" kind of game or a "bats used up all their energy last night" kind of game? There's only one way to find out - but if you're not rooting for "bats stay hot", then get the hell out! Go O's!

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Who dressed those guys?

They look like three undertakers. The three worst ties I’ve ever seen in my life. And please, Brady, get hired as a coach next year ’cause you really suck in the broadcast booth. I wonder what his yearly budget is for Grecian (sp?) Formula.

by DJAY on Sep 5, 2010 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair, maybe somebody died and they were all pall bearers this morning.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

have really enjoyed Brady in the booth this season

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy I really like...

…is Big Ben. He reminds me of a baseball version of Don Meridith. Not that I don’t love what Brady did for the team, just don’t think he is broadcasting material. Buck, sigh him as a coach. Bench or hitting. But let’s not forget BJ.

by DJAY on Sep 5, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

His delivery could use some work

but the level of commentary Brady’s provided is way beyond what we typically get. I’d love to see him as hitting coach, but until then I’m glad to have him learn on the job in the booth.

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, your probably right

He is a hell of a lot smarter than Gary Thorne. Thorne has a great voice, but he’s a retard.

by DJAY on Sep 5, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that he's the final answer, but Roch Kubatko doesn't seem to think Brady wants to be a coach.

I don’t know if he has any inside info or if that’s just him guessing from what he knows about Brady.

I think all of the “third man in the booth” guys they’ve had this year have brought something into the booth. That was a good experiment for MASN. It would be overkill if it was a three man booth every game, but an every now and again thing, it’s good.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Well, Roch would certainly have inside info that most of us wouldn’t have access to. Another guy I wouldn’t rule out is Ken Wakumatsu. Bench or 3rd base maybe?

by DJAY on Sep 5, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don

His name is Don.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 5, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that division should be done with.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Sep 5, 2010 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i liked your little rhyme at the end
if you’re not rooting for “bats stay hot”, then get the hell out!

Very catchy.

by cjatud2012 on Sep 5, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

2130 was 15 years ago today? Huh.

I was in 7th grade. I remember my math teacher had tickets to both that game and 2131. We were all rather envious. Man… people actually cared about the O’s back then. Kinda makes me sad to think about it.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I went to 2130

I can’t believe it’s been 15 years.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe Gary picked Teixeira to be MVP

He’s not even the most valuable Yankee this year, Robinson Cano has been ridiculous.

Good pick by Flanny on Hamilton though.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

3dg seems to delight in the successes of the Os’ two great tormentors

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but then Flanny ruined it by picking Sabathia for Cy Young.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah for real

I saw a stat on Twitter the other day, I think from Lookout Landing, that Felix Hernandez could give up something like 22 runs in his next start without recording an out and he’d still have a lower ERA than Sabathia

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

See my previous...

…I said Thorne is a retard. Great voice, no brain. And you are certainly right about Hamilton.

by DJAY on Sep 5, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not really a fan of the word retard

But he doesn’t use very good stats to measure people. I like Gary, though, He’s easy to listen to and he and Palmer are fantastic together.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I won’t use the word retard anymore.

by DJAY on Sep 5, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no troubles

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok Chris Tillman

I have faith in you, kid.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont know why

but i have a good feeling about this game

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just in

Neither Flanny nor 3DG really understand the word ironic.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

At this point a failure of people to understand irony is so expected, I'm not sure it's ironic any more.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it still crosses the irony threshold

when you’re discussing people who’s entire career is based upon language skills.

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm. i’m going to say the use of the word ‘ironic’ to describe a situation that isn’t ironic is kind of ironic by definition.

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eat More Esskay

is the Bill freaking Shakespeare of game threads.

"Now let's quit talkin' about it and get it started."
--Buck Showalter

by CStoneNo37 on Sep 5, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow Nick wtf

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

He apparently wasn't watching Brady's pre-game "playing RF in OPACY" tutorial

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a douchey Rays fan sitting behind us at the game last night

At one point Longoria fielded a ground ball and this douche yells, “Yeah! That’s my captain! Longoria!” Please, Rays fans, let’s not start that shit, thanks.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope they do

I really want to start hating the Rays. Matt Garza did his part.

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

“chris tillman, he’s only 21, but he wasn’t born yesterday”
— joe angel on the semi-intentional walk to longoria

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Tillman looked good

jobbed on the fly ball and thus ended up running up his pitch count a bit, though.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The misplayed fly ball cost him 9 pitches, I think.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the walk to Longoria there

No need to give in to him with Joyce on deck. All 4 pitches were close enough to potentially tempt Longoria into swinging at a tough ball, and kept the likely worst case scenario at Longoria on 1st with no runs scored.

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was ok with it.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they intentionally walked him, then i'd have a problem

but it felt like a good approach to a dangerous hitter.

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's so nice having an actual leadoff hitter again.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

For fuck's sake, Wiggy, what is up with that first pitch popup bullshit?

Leave the fucking bat on your shoulder if that’s all you’re going to do.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

blessed is he who hits the ball into the flag court

@luke

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll negate the shift, that's for sure.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please be good, Felix

No first pitch swinging please.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That was the second pitch

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope first pitch was a ball

second pitch he fouled back

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're forgiven :)

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke taught me well.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hhaha yes

I forgot you are also a Luke. Even though your name is right there.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was joking about the gospel writer.

Or if not, then I am now.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, so many go-to Lukes

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

and luke skywalker forgave his father

or i think he did. i’m not really a stars wars aficionado.

by Luke E on Sep 5, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said (hur hur hurrrr)

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow he walked Felix Pie

that’s almost impossible

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Walking Pie and Corey back to back is impossible

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Sep 5, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to not suck, Corey.

I know that might be hard for you, but do your best.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish Buck weren't so worried about Felix staying in LF.

We’re playing Patterson over Reimold. Maybe better to win games when there’s a lefty on the mound, but Reimold needs evaluating, no?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

lefty righty

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great baserunning!

Thanks, BJ!

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I'll take it Corey

a little deeper next time though

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Will this be the day?

That I get to say, “A tater! From Tatum!”

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

We need to some up with some cheesy Sterling ripoffs for guys who actually might hit homers.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annnd take a bite outta that pie!!!

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahah

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's great

But I’m seeing shades of Jon Lester. He threw that many pitches in his first inning as well.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wade Davis ain't exactly Jon Lester.

Although he is on the way to a Jon Lester-like record against the O’s, I guess.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

overpowered.

good start.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Woulda been nicer if Scorey hadna swung at ball 4...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Pie. Meanders. Got it.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Great inning, Tillman!

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang, Chris.

Way to get your pitch count under control.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you know...?

The Big Yerkboard just posted the factoid that Derek Jeter has the highest winning percentage of any active major leaguer (.603).

So this means what…that Jeter is on a hockey line? Anyway, I woulda thought he had the highest winning pct. of anyone in the storied history of highest winning percentages. Guess not.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we keep Izzy next year?

I keep hearing compelling arguments for both sides.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

If you look at the FA list, I don't think there's anyone better.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Cot's contracts

Alex Gonzalez ATL
Cristian Guzman TEX
J.J. Hardy MIN
Omar Infante ATL *
Cesar Izturis BAL
Derek Jeter NYY
Julio Lugo BAL
Jhonny Peralta DET *
Edgar Renteria SF *
Jose Reyes NYM *
Jimmy Rollins PHI *
Ramon Vazquez HOU

  • means a club option for 2011

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cot's is a bit out of date, I think.

I don’t think Hardy’s gonna be a free agent, or we’d be all over him.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy isn't a FA I don't think

Milwaukee jacked up his service time by sending him back down for a few weeks last year.

That list blows.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't know why they list him there when if you look at him on the Twins he only has 4.164 service time or something.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wont automatically be a free agent

but there has been talk that he could be a non-tender candidate due to his high salary, where the Twins would then try to resign him for less. Could be a window for the O’s to jump in and steal him.

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see an ideal fit in Stephen Drew. We'd lose some glove, but

we’d add bat. Have to trade for him though.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love Drew

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I think he could pull of the platoon of SS in the AL East

and hosting TPIR.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear he's deceptively spry

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we could get rod roddy to do the public addressing at OPaCY.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's dead, so probably not.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cynic.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way I look at it

Defense at short would be huge for the young pitchers but, boy he sure sucks at hitting.

by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 5, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shut up sean rodriguez

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Putting Zobrist at first is not helping the Rays today.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary,

stop saying “of the three catchers, he has the better arm.” Better of two, best of three. You’re paid to talk, man.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

aw Cal, you know you'll tanya harding anyone coming up on your record

and you were obsessed with breaking the record

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 5, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah. he’s being a bit disingenuous when he says “the managers” created the streak

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The longest active streak is Prince Fielder, apparently.

Who hit 300 games on August 11.

I think Cal’s safe.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think prince could be induced to sit with a turkey leg and some string

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

please

Fielder doesnt get out of bed for anything less than a whole bird

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he's a vegetarian

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 5, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, i forgot. yeah you’d have to make it a tofurkey leg.

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i doubt that anyone will break the record in the next 200 years

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 5, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wunderbar

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 5, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

boo

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Chris

No joke, you gotta cut that shit out next season.

by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 5, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Kid pitched a good inning.

I like it when they get the next guy after a dinger. And CC (our new LF, leadoff man) is a tough out.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Two walks for Pie?

Nice to see him willing to take them, even if Davis is struggling.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah that's nice

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

BoooYaKaSha

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Have I mentioned that MLB.tv...SUCKS?!?

Well it does. ’ Course, they may assume that you won’t be running it via ripped-off one-bar WiFi from the school across the street (or somebody in the other end of this bldg, maybe).

Anyway, freezes, blackouts, the works. Criminy.

Thank you, I feel much better.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta be careful, Titov.

In Soviet Russia, free WiFi rips off YOU.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wanna hear sth creepy? I was actually warned against ripping off WiFi by, um, a highly-placed official at a Major Western Embassy

[play ’50s movie sci-fi music]

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

KGB gonna find out about your O's fandom and use it to blackmail you?

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it IS embarrassing, of course. But I'm not gonna pay. F#ck 'em.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

>In Soviet Russia, free WiFi rips off YOU

this just never gets old for me

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. The one bar won't work well.

Your computer has to collect and assemble beaucoup media from a trickle of a signal. Any universities nearby?

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish. The funny thing is, I *have* high-speed net cable...but it goes out so often that the weak WiFi is more reliable

Watt a kahn-tree!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. The orioles should award you with lifetime dugout season tickets for your unwavering support.

Or a scouting job in the Ukraine. I hear there’s a small baseball community there.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take Door No. 1 here too!

And there is a baseball community of sorts in Moscow, for that matter. And for you MD people, get this: there’s a summer lacrosse league for ex-pats, too. I kept telling myself Gotta go out there some Saturday and do a little fending off…

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, another crap fielding job in OF there.

I mean, that would have just been a double if Scorey didn’t take a bad angle on that carom, but still.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Bri Bob!

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

B-Rob!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

good thing ty isn't playing 2B

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Sep 5, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

B-Rob!

[What’d he do? My picture went off again, so I just repeated everybody else.]

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna go with Door No. 1 here, Alex

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He consumed the Rays with

fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse

by SkinsOsTerps on Sep 5, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's a rec.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, watching gameday, you miss so many subtleties.

anybody mind describing what just happened? BRob caught a liner on the fly, saving a run I assume?

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

liner up the middle that looked like it was going to go through for a single

Brian dove up the middle, just caught the ball in the air.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danke.

I want to see Tillman answer here with a strong inning of his own.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y'know, if you read that aloud into a mike, you'd be doing what Ronald "Dutch" Reagan did for WHO in Des Moines

Baseball re-creation broadcasting! Catch it!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Sep 5, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Okay, Wade Davis suddenly looks good again…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

So, is that "slider" his cutter?

I don’t recall Tillman throwing a slider, and if that’s a cutter, it has a ton of break.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Tillman have a nickname yet?

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah - Chris

"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver

by duck on Sep 5, 2010 3:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Will be interesting to see how they handle the rotation after today

No real clear candidate to get shut down, but it sounds like their reluctant to go to a 6 man rotation

by kba26 on Sep 5, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

How many basically free hits do you think Luke could get if he could bunt down the 3B line on that shift?

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I know. I only ever see Adrian Gonzalez do that.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thorne always seems to have a hard time with those fly balls to straightaway center.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody almost caught that. Gameday has the ball graphic like 20 rows up.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It's awful with location of balls in play this year.

I don’t know why.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Sep 5, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday is weird with that

I always see outs where it’s several rows deep and I’m like “Damn, did someone get robbed?” and no, it was just hit to the warning track.

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a cactus

playing a flute?

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking JJ.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta get Z here.

says captain obvious.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright guys

No giving up, this game is still winnable.

by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 5, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

It was 4-1 when I stepped away. What on earth?

I’m on my way out the door to a cookout, so anyone who wants to handle a post game, go for it. If not, no big whoop.

Luke and Felix are good for the soul. -33

by Stacey on Sep 5, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Two 2 run homers

One given up by Tillman, other given up by JJ

by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 5, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

JJ found a different dog.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we bunt here?

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on Sep 5, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

walking izzy

thanks for the gift, wheeler. now let’s shove it down their throats.

by Luke E on Sep 5, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

NUGGETY!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Upton has a terrible arm

How do you not throw out the catcher running from second on a ball that shallow?

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

How many times do you see three straight plays at the plate?

And they’re all safe!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton sure is getting a workout.

If we keep grounding balls up the middle maybe he’ll throw someone out one of these days.

Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes

by IHeartMASN on Sep 5, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably

It would have made it harder to tag him, but then again a slide might have wound up losing you enough momentum that the catcher could have blocked it.

I don’t really know though.

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to be a buzzkill!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was waiting for that

If I wasn’t also technically working, I’d have gone and posted it myself.

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

working on a sunday on a holiday weekend?

say it ain’t so. that’s a buzzkill in and of itself.

by Luke E on Sep 5, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

I’m self-employed and currently damn near broke. I do what I gotta do.

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sure hope our bullpen doesn't decide to take up the challenge and out-suck Tampa's bullpen.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

3 run lead again

Let’s actually hold onto it and win :)

by LoveForTheGame13 on Sep 5, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Here comes the Marlboro Man.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

you know, tater, dropping that was terrible

but i’ll take a crawford for longoria swap on the bases

by Luke E on Sep 5, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, Tatum...

What was with that throw? You could have had him by a mile.

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Gonzo, you motherfucker.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Still trying to figure out why Gonzalez is on this team…

by Mr MaLoR on Sep 5, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

we got these chumps. nooooooo problem.

it’s tampa bay!!!!

by thewaywardO on Sep 5, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Much as I hate to see us give up runs

If you’ve followed the Rocco Baldelli story, it’s pretty awesome that he got a home run in his first AB back in the majors.

by alexw on Sep 5, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

We were 78% at the time you posted this.

I wish I felt 78% confident.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's player neutral

If it accounted for players I’m sure it’d be closer to 50%

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weirdest part of a weird game

Alfredo Simon being the most effective pitcher? Who’s with me?

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Just finished moving into my dorm

I’m looking at the box score….I had no idea Rocco Baldelli was still alive

"There's more Met than Yankee in all of us"-Roger Angell

by wrb1990 on Sep 5, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Was I really just listening to a "Let's Go Rays" chant?

Is this what we’ve come to? We’re fucking Tropicana North?

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a lot of fair weather fans in the area

Who latch on to any team who is good. I bet they switched out their pink hats a few weeks ago.

by Holymittens on Sep 5, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, fuck those motherfuckers.

I bet they live in Columbia. Fuck ’em.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we don't score...

Who will pitch the 9th? Simon, Koji or…?

by DJAY on Sep 5, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like Koji

"There's more Met than Yankee in all of us"-Roger Angell

by wrb1990 on Sep 5, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the official scorer is power-mad

simon the pitcher of record? all right….

by Luke E on Sep 5, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't really say JJ or Gonzo were effective, heh.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK Koji, you had your bad outing yesterday.

Shut ’em down.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

JUST WOKE UP

LET"S GO KOJI

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 5, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

KOJI! KOJI! KOJI!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 5, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

R!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

"I've seen little kids run faster than that."

"You know Jeremy Shockey called you a wussy, right?"

-Kenny Powers

by Jakattak88 on Sep 5, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

E!

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Sep 5, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magic magic magic magic!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

O!

The Orioles are going to open a can of Buck-Wieser on your ass......

by Zachary Beard on Sep 5, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

"There's more Met than Yankee in all of us"-Roger Angell

by wrb1990 on Sep 5, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

J!

"Now let's quit talkin' about it and get it started."
--Buck Showalter

by CStoneNo37 on Sep 5, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

KOJI! KOJI! KOJI! KOJI!

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post-game thread is now up.

http://www.camdenchat.com/2010/9/5/1671501/orioles-8-rays-7-koji-koji-koji

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 5, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

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