Lots of Derrek Lee in tomorrow's Bird Droppings, I promise. Well, I promise Stacey will have lots on Derrek Lee tomorrow, anyway.
So, here's something. According to AP correspondent Dionisio Soldavila, Alfredo Simon has been accused of killing one in a shooting incident in Luperon, Puerto Plata. I've seen no other news on this other than Soldavila's tweet. Insane. - Stacey
Wait, whose Open Thread are we going through exactly?