World Series Game 5: Cardinals @ Rangers, 8:05 PM
by Stacey on Oct 24, 2011 8:00 PM EDT
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Oh man, Marino just burned Trent Dilfer.
“I don’t think they can do what YOU GUYS did ten years ago and win with no offense. They’ve got better numbers than you guys but I’m not sure it’s enough”
Tommy hunter still sucks!
bwahahahahaha
touché
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I think that was Steve Young.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 24, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Sophie Lee,
Someday, when you’re in college maybe, I will show you about 800 emails I secretly sent you over the years while you were growing up—surprise!— and I will sit there and make you uncomfortable while you read through the first few.
Then every few weeks, I will check in and say, “did you read all the emails yet”?, and you will struggle to come up with one that you thought was particularly clever. When what you really want to do is head out with your friends and/or play on whatever has replaced the interwebz by then.
Love, Dad
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
it's a google ad that runs during the series
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
+1 for truth
Also, add Dad’s heartbreak when he realizes all the emotion he poured out is totally unappreciated and ignored.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
they're raving about the holliday steal
and what a great baserunning move it was.
when he CLEARLY would have been out if the ball hadn’t been dropped.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Really guys, we couldn't get the first dip. turn done?
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
whatever happened to risk?
fuck diplomacy
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
fuck you
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
but if you want to play risk
I’m totally down
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
no, fuck YOU
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
no, FUCK you
and FUCK your liberal hummus!
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
hummus is great
It’s so easy to make.
Hummus + TJ’s Arab breads + Avocado + Tomato = Heaven.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
bagel and cream cheese here
late afternoon snack
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Same
Except it’s a shitty bagel with fairly shitty Philly Salmon cream cheese from Safeway. Bagel is toasted.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Life comes at you fast.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 24, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
we're just really into 1980s strategy board games right now
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Def. earlier than the 80s
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I was playing Castle Risk in 1986
I know nothing about Diplomacy, but kinda remember it being high school.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Diplomacy was created in '54, you should read up on it. You might enjoy playing a game with us.
Risk was released in ’57.
In other news, the Tintin movie premiered in the UK.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
send me the website you guys play on
i’ll read up on it there.
how did tintin do?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Here,
Just read this 24 page pdf, http://www.diplom.org/~diparch/resources/rulebooks/2000AH4th.pdf
And that is my bad, it is actually on the 26th in the UK. Here are two good articles about it though, http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2097373-3,00.html and http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15371733
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
yadier molina got a hit?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Rangers sure don't want to field the ball tonight, do they?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Last night I was watching the game in the kitchen while making some noodles and some girl was all
“oh my god that was George Bush, they just showed george bush.” to which I responded “disgusting” then I realized she totally had a boner for GWB. Later she told me that her adopted cousin tried to have sex with her, so i don’t know what her deal was but I hope I never see her again.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
I know I'm a Ravens fan and all
But I could really do without watching Ray Lewis’ over the top pep talks at the start of every game.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I'm surprised he's still doing the "What time is it?" routine.
I remember that from the Super Bowl year. I was a senior in high school. In a related story, I am old.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 24, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thirteen last time the Redskins won
I remember watching it on TV in our townhouse.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I was 4 the last time the Orioles had a winning season.
I win!
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
you're all talking about 2001, right?
jesus, i was just out of grad school and turning 35.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I was in the 2nd grade
3rd grade in Sept.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i see CJ wilson has one of those stupid necklaces
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I think all the Rangers pitchers do, right?
It’s like team douchebaggery.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
murphy giveth and murphy taketh away
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
"make sure everyone's got a Bud for this"
oh, that happens every day in real life.
JESUS, I hate commercials.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I think sports are the only event that I watch live anymore
my boyfriend mutes the TV during commercials when we’re watching football or baseball. At first it seemed weird, but it’s very peaceful.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
My parents always did that.
Def. nice to just be able to talk about the last inning or drive instead of everybody staring at an ad they have seen five thousand times.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
OTOH,
I have recently made acquaintance with the “weather balloon with points!” actor.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I just asked my gf
“how mad are you on a scale of Punto to Mauer?”. A friend of ours had misspelled her name in a text message.
She coolly said “Michael Cuddyer”.
I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.
Sounds like a keeper.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 24, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a keeper.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a kipper.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Don't pay attention to this.
This comment is a red herring.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh that is gold
I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.
In the fake name department for Jacksonsville
“Blaine Gabbert” and “Guy Whimper.”
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Holland is a weird fella.
I think it’s awkward thing to have live interviews during the game.
Tommy hunter still sucks!
that was funny
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
that was HI-larious
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
enough with your liberal facts
I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.
whoops, just noticed
and went to the other room briefly and returned to cheers so i assumed it was naps. he’s still awesome though.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
It annoys me more when the Ravens look terrible.
I don’t understand why, when the Ravens are terrible, and I don’t expect them to be terrible.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 24, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
just finished setting up the new iPhone
Siri is ridiculously cool. I have a party i’m going to this evening, and putting it into the calendar was as easy as telling it about the party. Then I asked it to set a timer for ten minutes, and it did, and I took a nap.
Then I asked it to give me a blowjob and it listed 5 escort services near me. Ridic.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
ask it what a weasel looks like
I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.
impressive.
it pulled up a stock image of a weasel.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
it was the bottom weasel from this series
i’ve never heard of wolfram alpha
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Siri seems to have a fondness for listing escort services.
seems like siri just doesn't like to put out
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
It orders lobster, too.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 24, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I have an idea for something you can do.
My physics lab professor told his, “Open the pod bay doors, Siri.” I can’t remember the response, though.
I can guess what its response would be
I just asked it to beam me up, and it told me to stand still. But i think i saw that on the tumblr thing.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
okay, it just says, "sigh"
then i ask it again, and it says, “oh, not again”
the third time, it said, “we intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently.”
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I like this one
http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com/post/11769589944
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Oh, Siri, you so snappy.
Looking at this site reminded me that I haven’t been to Literally Unbelievable in forever.
I'm getting close to making the same decision.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 24, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
edwin jackson
I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.
What are your sources telling you about C.C.'s cholesterol levels?
I drink more brewsters than Punky
by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 24, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
What does it mean?
I drink more brewsters than Punky
by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 24, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
If the Ravens lose to the Jags
I’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.
by Holymittens on Oct 24, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This is possibly the worst game of the Harbaugh era.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 24, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
the only reason the score is still close is because the Jaguars are so very, very bad
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Joe Flacco! 6/16 for 8 yards!
A 0.5 yard PER COMPLETION average.
That takes some skill right there.
by Holymittens on Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, napoli
damn. Why are you batting eighth?
I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.
hahahahaha
I fyou can read lips, I think Carpenter just said “FUCK YEAH. YOU BITCHES SUCK. FUCK YOU”
Tommy hunter still sucks!
He definitely said "Fuck yeah!"
I don’t know if he said “You bitches suck!” and it might have been “Let’s go” instead of “Fuck you!”
by Holymittens on Oct 24, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
It did cause me to rewind and double check, at least.
by Holymittens on Oct 24, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Ranger bitches still suck.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost had a heart attack there.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
freeze, you moron
Why the FUCK did you swing at the first pitch?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
typo the s iz cloze to the z
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Elvis has left the batters box
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
This series really has been something.
Teams alternating wins, and now we’re going into the 8th inning with a 2-2 tie in a tied series. I hope one of the teams doesn’t ruin the fun.
The Cards just got Punto'ed
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
the left side of that infield is just sick
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
reminds me when the o's had bordick at ss, cal at 3rd
and alomar and raffy at 1st and 2nd.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
NAP-O-LI! NAP-O-LI! NAP-O-LI!
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Wash looks like a bobblehead doll.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
I like turtles.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
by salvotion on Oct 24, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that goutinfo.com commercial kind of freaked me out
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
he did it to buy extra time for apple sauce motte
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
me too
i’m more rooting against larussa than rooting for the rangers.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
and by extension
against Scoscia, right?
I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.
sure, his jeff mathis fetish is borderline criminal
i would love to see the new angels gm fire him or force him to bench mathis.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Let Rzepczynski face Napoli? What's the worst that could happen?
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
by Stacey on Oct 24, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
a genius who brings in Scrabble to face Napoli instead of Motte
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
then brought in Motte for Andrus already down by 2
I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.
why would you burn lynn like that.
stupid. burn one of your crappy relievers.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Not sure if Feliz has any clue where his pitches are going tonight.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
larussa the loves the hit and run as much diamond dave
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
buck and mccarver keep speculating that pujols called the first one himself
Is that something that happens? The batter making that call? I’ve never heard of that.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
i don't know
but i generally accept the opposite of whatever tim mccarver says.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
You don't get paid genius money
for just getting the fuck out of the way and letting the best hitter in the game take his swings.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Oct 24, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
somewhere in Orange County
Mike Scoscia is still muttering, “You’re still no Jeff Mathis.”
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
fuck the rangers
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 24, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
What a shit show.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 25, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone else with their email at the bottom,
keep getting emails from random ass sports forums?
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 25, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Yup
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 25, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
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