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Brian Matusz says he's working his butt off to get his velocity back. Let's hope it works.

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Camden Depot: 2012 Top 25 Prospects: #10 Dan Klein
Scouting report on the injured Dan Klein.

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Oh boy
He looks like a ballplayer. He’s got a good look about him, and he’s a former No. 1 pick. To me, that identifies his ability, right?

Please tell me he’s just blowing smoke up somebody’s butt here. If he looks like a ballplayer (whatever that means) and somebody else picked him in the first round, then he must be our guy? Ugh.

"Work fast. Throw strikes. Change speeds." Ray Miller

by Zeke McGeek on Dec 1, 2011 8:50 AM EST reply actions  

I have arms.

I look like a ballplayer!!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

But, can you spit?

I think I’d have a problem with the spitting. And the sunflower seeds.

"Work fast. Throw strikes. Change speeds." Ray Miller

by Zeke McGeek on Dec 1, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Baby steps, bro.

Arms were my first step towards looking like a ballplayer.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

You've got the crotch-scratching down pat, though, right?

"Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

This is depressing

I don’t think I could knock the dirt out of my spikes without hurting myself. At least I can’t with my golf clubs. And I don’t see myself constantly readjusting my gloves after every pitch. And any time I try to flip down the sunglasses, I poke myself in the eye.

Shit, I really don’t have a shot, do I?

"Work fast. Throw strikes. Change speeds." Ray Miller

by Zeke McGeek on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Intangibles!

We should start to meter his grit and heart this season :P

by zsiv on Dec 1, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

it reminded me of how roch always used to say Nolan Reimold "just looks like a ballplayer"

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

John Kruk was a ballplayer, therefore anyone who is shaped like John Kruk looks like a ballplayer.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

wah?!

the minister of misinformation on the o’s backup catching search.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 9:20 AM EST reply actions  

It seems somewhat clear to me

that the national news outlets are just going to stick all former Red Sox with the Orioles in rumors because Duquette used to work for them. Maybe that’s completely accurate, and maybe it’s a little bit lazy, and maybe a little of column A and a little of column B.

In other news, the search for the backup catcher is almost as boring as the search for the bullpen coach.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

So you're saying we need an exciting big name signing.

Somebody with a proven track record! Somebody who’s going to the hall of fame! I agree 100%!

by DaveAA on Dec 1, 2011 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

bring me ivan rodriguez

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Jenn Royle, is that you?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnny Bench.

Why stop with someone who might be in the Hall of Fame when you can get someone already in it. He’s got huge name recognition, too, and he’s only 64. He might have lost a little bat speed and maybe a step or two, though.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that was sort of my thought...

though i have to imagine that duquette contacting agents of guys that were on his era of the red sox is part of reconnecting to the league and doing his due diligence.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

There are a lot of boring things about the offseason.

The media talking about every little possible signing or signing as if it matters in the slightest has got to be one of the worst of them. If I see another writer talking about minor league free agents, I might go insane.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven't paid one second attention.

Just wake me up if we sign someone.

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 1, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah me too

I’ll start paying attention again during the winter meetings. But this is truly MLB down time, same as every sport goes through, and I really can’t be bothered to read about musings on minor acquisitions.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

This is pretty funny:

"Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 1, 2011 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

Frog says PROTECT HOME

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I wonder why it thinks Gregg is the closer.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

And that Mark Reynolds should ride the pine

And that Nolan Reimold gets to bat twice.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh, I didn't even notice that.

It also isn’t even bothering to pretend that Brian Roberts still exists.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Who?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Dec 1, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he meant Brian Matusz?

But I see him on the list. …hmm

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 1, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

And, as expected, no Troy Patton

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Dec 1, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Because there is no such thing as a Troy Patton.

His uniform is simply given to a random fan in the stands who then throws a brief bullpen session, is then thanked, and sent back to his or her seat.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

haha...

sad. he had a good run last year.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

It's interesting to me

that the Orioles shopping list includes an outfielder. What does that mean for: Angle, Reimold, Scott?

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 9:33 AM EST reply actions  

what does it mean...

for markakis!

markakis for dunn.

wouldja?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

that's interesting

Nick has $44 million left on his deal (through 2014, with a club option for 2015 at the seemingly-ridic level of an extra 15.5). I wonder what would be realistic to see come back, besides the salary relief.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

you know

even if Markakis were performing at a high enough level to justify the money he’s earning, and the team was still miserable, trading him would still be a salary relief thing. A bad team just cannot hold onto players with contracts in the top 50 of all highest paying contracts. It’s hamstringing.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I understand.

It’s just that the blind optimism I felt when he was extended is tough to shake off.

by DaveAA on Dec 1, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Ehhhhh

I don’t think markakis’ contract is or will prevent the O’s from doing anything. That’s one of the few advantages the O’s have over most bad teams – money is not an issue. Eating salary to acquire talent is exactly what they should be doing. If they shed SOME payroll along the way great.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

money is always an issue

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Dan Snyder disagrees.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure

but it’s not hamstringing. They are not, nor will they be, not making any moves because of Markakis’ contract other than if they include signing a better right fielder.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

on some level it must hamstring them, though

just because the budget is that much smaller. And of course none of us know at all to what degree that contract is a problem to the budget, which is going to make this conversation sort of pointless.

Also pointless: the Orioles aren’t going to eat a significant amount of that $44 million and get more players in return. It just doesn’t happen. I don’t even think the commish would approve sending money that would cover costs after 2012, when there’s still $32 million sitting on it.

And if I’m the acquiring team, someone who is looking to upgrade in the outfield to make a move (maybe like San Fran or Atlanta), to me the larger cost is the strong talent going to Baltimore, not the money being spent. There’s no way I accept money in exchange for blue chip prospects in that deal.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

But they have shown that they'll throw huge contracts at guys

even with that contract.

And luckily lots of other GMs are not as smart as you. I didn’t say anything about getting “more players” – just getting a good player that they wouldn’t give up while having to take on his whole salary. That happens all the time.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

okay

I don’t agree that I’m smarter than any GM (not even GMDM or Andy MacPhail), and I certainly have taken fewer business classes than most people sitting in front offices right now. Which probably puts me below a lot of people on this board, too, when it comes to talking about business options.

But I think very strongly that while the O’s could eat some of the contract, and that would have some effect on the talent coming back to Baltimore, it will be a marginal gain as compared to what Markakis and his contract would fetch without cash thrown in, and I don’t think “well throw enough money at them to make it non-marginal” is a realistic option for the reasons I stated above (I don’t think MLB would go along, and I don’t think the acquiring team would go along).

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what you mean about the other team or MLB not going along

teams improve trade returns all the time by eating contract dollars.

And I know we’ve had a chat about this before, but I personally think the O’s need to be pursuing every single potential improvement no matter how marginal it is.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

What I mean

Let’s just say, hypothetically, that the Atlanta Braves were willing to trade, with no cash attached at all, two of their top 10 prospects, but nobody in the top 5 (just as a hypothetical). If the Orioles threw in a ridiculous amount like $10 million, I don’t think the Braves are going to then agree to replace one of those good but not great prospects with Arodys Vizcaino. Because if I’m the Braves, I’d rather spend $10 million extra to keep Vizcaino because he represents so much extra value than $10 million.

Obviously the take would be a lot better for Baltimore with the cash thrown in, but there’s a friction point after which they’re just throwing more cash than they’re getting back in the deal.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

It's totally dependent on the situation the trade partner is in

Maybe that would be the case for the Braves, but maybe that wouldn’t be the case for the Marlins.

I’m not saying that if the O’s offer to eat a bug chunk of the contract it will automatically result in some massive trade upgrade, but it’s an option and it MIGHT do just that.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it would have worked with the Dodgers in the McCourt era

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

And

obviously I was talking in jest about you being smarter than GMs (although you might be selling yourself short), but they certainly make trades all the time in which they give up more talent than they would have otherwise in exchange for less contract.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

How is Angelos gonna scare away good GM options by not letting them have control

And then let DD trade away one of his favorite players?

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

This is the main reason I think it will never happen.

Never mind the escalating price for talent on a two-year decline in what’s usually a prime year. He’s Angelos’ favorite.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Eat the contract and get some talent!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's today's savory breakfast link:

Video is gold.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 9:36 AM EST reply actions  

tsuyoshi wada...

who’s been linked w/ the o’s a little this offseason, will give preference to teams that will allow him the opportunity to start.

probably takes him off the o’s radar, but who knows?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 10:00 AM EST reply actions  

Gossip rags...

Jay Cutty’s done bro’ing out for now.NotJayCutler don’t give a fuck.

Ovie getting free tennis lessons

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 10:19 AM EST reply actions  

FanFest tickets going on sale soon

Anybody thinking of going? I met up with a couple of folks (TerroristFistJab, jobe, Stacey, some jerk from New Jersey, a couple others, too?) last year and had a generally good if a little exhausting time, and got to see jobe ask Brandon Snyder about cooking. So I thought I’d do it again.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 10:34 AM EST reply actions  

Which jerk from Jersey?

We’re all jerks.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's talking about Jen

she did order all the crabs in the restaurant before he could even park the car, after all.

by Stacey on Dec 1, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what you get when a native New Orlinian becomes a Jersey girl

They come to your state and rudely eat all your shellfish.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

damn, I forgot how long it took me to park the car that night

that was insane

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I see it's on January 21st

I’ll be at a wedding in New York that day. Boo.

by Stacey on Dec 1, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I can do the blogger panel in your place!

If they actually do one again.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

philatelist

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

phalanges

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...

by Gamecock24 on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

phthalate

"Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Winner

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

winner

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Phuket.

Shih- tzu.
Analrapist.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

sputum

"Work fast. Throw strikes. Change speeds." Ray Miller

by Zeke McGeek on Dec 1, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Can we do company names too?

Kum ‘n’ Go

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

penisland.com

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Oops. penisland.net

They are still this dumb.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

It's gotta be fake

you can’t order a sample pen, and there’s nothing to buy – you just contact someone to inquire about custom pens. It’s a joke.

by PhilR8 on Dec 1, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of

I want to order a #47 Cooley jersey but on a Ravens template. Does anyone know where to do this for a reasonable price?

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 1, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

In the Short Pump area of Richmond, there was an oil change place called 'Short Pump Lube and Go'

The internet does not give me an exact match, so maybe they mercifully changed their name or went out of business.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 1, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

do they sell t-shirts?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Similarly, there was a hand car wash in Laguna Beach called "The Hand Job"

I’m not sure if it exists anymore. Been a while since I’ve seen it.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Kumho tires

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooo, good one.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

cockatiel

"Work fast. Throw strikes. Change speeds." Ray Miller

by Zeke McGeek on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

cockerspaniel

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

magic bullet

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

This might be a record for most replies to a single post

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Rally killer.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

rectory

Bangkok

“In Bangkok the rectory is quite large.”

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Dec 1, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

one night in bangkok...

makes a hard man humble.

huh-huh

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Onancock

It’s a real town on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. Weirdest town name ever.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers."

by ThreeRunHomer on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, more experienced Twitter people, question.

Is there any way I can get random replies to other people to show up in my timeline? I like seeing the random people that baseball writers choose to engage. If they ever reply to me it shows up, but otherwise I have to click on each individual person’s profile to see the random replies.

I didn’t see a setting for this anywhere.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 11:55 AM EST reply actions  

Twitter's had years to get its act together before I finally jumped on board, and they can't even do this?

I am unimpressed.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously, I wouldn't follow people who only made dumb replies to dumb tweets.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

=(

Ass

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 1, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, I'm following you!

So you’ve got nothing to worry about.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The hell you say.

I’m on your followers list!

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude

I’m so pissed. I gained 5.5 pound over Thanksgiving. So got my ass in the gym and cardio’ed hard on Mon-Tues. Lost back 4 of the 5.5. Broke even yesterday because I took off a day from the gym with the intent of going back today.

They had a stupid Military Holiday Party at 1 (I planned on going to the gym at 2). When I got there, they had every one of my favorite foods on earth. Fucking Empanadas, Guacamole, Mozzarella sticks etc etc etc. I knew if I took one bit I was doomed. 55 minutes of eating later there is no shot I’m making it to the gym today, and I’ll probably throw those 4 pounds right back on my muffin tops. For fuck’s sake.

Now I’m all groggy and grumpy and clock-watching.

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 1, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

could be worse.

could be raining.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

::skies unleash::

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Wieters Muffin Tops

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

epic fantasy team name

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...

by Gamecock24 on Dec 1, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

CCC question!

Is there a spreadsheet with all the 2012 salaries or should I just not be lazy and go to Cot’s?

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on Dec 1, 2011 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

"If you take a look at Bill James’ projections, they’re projecting Davis to slug at .500 next year," he said of Davis.

Interesting. I’m sure DD is aware that BJ’s projections are overly optimistic of young players although BJ says he checks his number projections every year and that criticism is largely overblown.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

a gm that publicly namechecks bill james...

like!

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by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

a couple of the guys in the office had a good time

sending me the mlbtr link with that quote a dozen times or so this morning.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

is that what passes for hijinks...

in an office full of sabr nerds?

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by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

im dumbing it down for public consumption

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

pardon me, your majesty!

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

I got it a lot more for the “he looks like a ballplayer” bit.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

We're not selling jeans here, you know.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 1, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I want a chromebook.

like this one

but they’re way too expensive for being basically a tablet with a keyboard. Who wants to give me one?

by DaveAA on Dec 1, 2011 1:01 PM EST reply actions  

why

it’s just chrome on a netbook-like rig, right?

by PhilR8 on Dec 1, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Chrome and web apps and all that.

Pretty much the same thing as a tablet. Just too expensive for what it is.

by DaveAA on Dec 1, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

not the same thing as a tablet

android tablets have far and away more functionality that a chromebook. Almost all of the “web apps” are just bookmarks. Here’s the Angry Birds web app – works just fine in Firefox. Probably works pretty well in the browser on an Android tablet, too.

by PhilR8 on Dec 1, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Right. It just runs chrome.

But the chromebook can theoretically do pretty much anything a tablet can do, but has a keyboard.

by DaveAA on Dec 1, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

It can do everything a tablet browser can do

it can’t run apps from the Android market, can’t multi-task those apps. Nowhere near the functionality of a tablet.

by PhilR8 on Dec 1, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

There are lots of chrome apps. And in terms of functionality, maybe it doesn't have every game

but it can do documents, videos, email, video chat, and all that kind of stuff. Do you have a specific example of a big feature that a tablet could do, that the chromebook couldnt?

by DaveAA on Dec 1, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I can't

I’ve searched around the chrome web app store and there does appear to be a lot of stuff there, although not all of it is well reviewed. Chatting on IRC, for instance, is possible but there doesn’t seem to be a very good option for ChromeOS. Most offerings have major issues, ie can’t multitask, etc. So while it looks like you can do a lot with ChromeOS, maybe you can’t do those things very well.

Basically, I’d much rather buy a cheap Win7 netbook and install chrome + mIRC. Seems like it would be a much more satisfying experience than trying to do the same on a Chromebook.

by PhilR8 on Dec 1, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree 100%. That's exactly why I don't think it's worth $300.

I want one, but I would only be willing to pay maybe $150 at the most for what could be a limited experience.

by DaveAA on Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

are there really...

tablets under $300 w/ decent processors?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You can get refurbished ones pretty cheap...

but you’re right the processor on those is way better than most tablets at that price point. But you can definitely find netbooks that are very similar, and theoretically do more than the chromebook can.

by DaveAA on Dec 1, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

seems to me...

the screen is also a hair bigger than your typical netbook.

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by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

processor speed is the main drawback with tablets.

sites with flash take forever to load. same with facebook and i hate the facebook app.

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by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you not care?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Dan Connolly with a scoop!

Orioles trying to trade for Taylor Teagarden to be the boring backup catcher.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

rosenthal stews.

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by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, the name Jeff Mathis is thankfully far down the wish list

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

thankfully...

i think the soc would NEVER let mathis go!

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

He might be told to let him go.

The Chris Ianetta signing was great for the Angels. Mathis will be the backup at best.

I wouldn’t mind the Teagarden signing. He was fairly well thought of in prospect circles, iirc, and might have a small amount of upside.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

that was my thought about teagarden...

and that makes sense w/ mathis given conger and bobby wilson.

teagarden looks solid defensively, has an AAA OPS of .805 in 110 games and, most importantly, is a ranger!

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

A few years back the Rangers were stocked up with a lot of catching prospects

between Salty, Max Ramirez, and Teagarden. And they ended up with Napoli and Torrealba. Just goes to show you.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

though...

max ramirez is available for essentially nothing, no?

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by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

he's a free agent

ahhh, but the difference is that he came to Texas after Buck was fired (as was Saltalamacchia*). Teagarden was drafted during Buck’s regime.

*had to look it up. Nuts.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

We want Caleb Joseph!

Well… maybe not if he sucks. I want him to be backup catcher-decent, but that doesn’t mean it’s true.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

and how can you say no to this face?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Taken a split second after being told his wife is having an affair

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Just one vinegar stroke?

That was quick…

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by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

"Caleb, we're going to have you be Brian Matusz's personal catcher."

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

“Caleb, we’re going to have you be Brian Matusz Daniel Cabrera’s personal catcher.”

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for FNL love

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this

his name is very soothing. Therefore, this is good baseball.

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 1, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is a better name

“Taylor Teagarden” or “Buster Posey”? This is the debate I am having with my gf.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

Teagarden, no doubt.

The TT initials put it over the top.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

headlines write themselves, no?

T2: Judgment Day

…though, personally, i still prefer tuffy goeswisch

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

well, nobody holds a candle to Dick Shot

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, mixed up two guys

Johnny Dickshot and Dick Pole

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

not even...

mordecai “three fingers” brown?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

lance broadway is no shooter hunt.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It's also not Will Startup

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by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah!

How could I forget about him?

by Stacey on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, mr. chatwood...

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone up for a parallel risk game?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

i'm in

since westie is taking his sweet time taking his turns

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...

by Gamecock24 on Dec 1, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm guessing he took a turn...

and went to class.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yes'm

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

okay, just us three...

it’s go time.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome...

deadwood creator developing project for hbo based on faulkner.

sounds pretentious on the surface, but i think milch could do something really cool.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

That's gonna be really interesting.

And Milch’s Luck starts on HBO January 29. Trailer. Pretty great cast.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm cautiously optimistic about Milch shows.

John from Cincinnati was terrible. Just terrible.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

b-but...

it had bruce greenwood!

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

heyman says teagrden deal a go...

no word on what goes the other way.

tillman?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

twitter speculation abounds

Miclat, Givens, Bridwell all mentioned. Bridwell would be insane.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

miclat...

would make most sense. i still wonder if they’ll convert givens back to a pitcher.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

and...

miclat was left exposed to rule 5, so maybe there’s incentive to get something for him besides fiddy grand.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Connolly says its a MiLB pitcher and a PTBNL for Teagarden

no idea who it could be or why there’s a PTBNL in a deal for a backup C

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Please not Vader.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think Vader is trade-eligible?

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

he's been with the o's for over a year.

he should be trade eligible.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

well there you go

couldn’t remember which draft he was in

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's trade him to the yankees

makes more sense that way

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Are there MiLB players the team is forbidden from trading?

I haven’t heard of that before.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't trade a player within a year of their signing the first professional contract, I believe.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm Ron Burgundy?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

now, i'm irritated.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Roch throws Jarret Martin into the mix

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the Orioles we're talking about it.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you

On one hand it probably doesn’t matter because given that it’s the O’s system, the guys we’re giving up are probably garbage anyway, but it still makes no sense why anybody thinks it’s a good idea to give something up for a backup catcher.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Randy Henry might not be terrible.

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=571770

Decent MiLB numbers so far. This trade is really making less and less sense. I just hope it turns out ok.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah didn't think they'd give up somebody like that.

Seems so stupid to me.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

has Roch points out

“Henry’s had arm troubles in past. Shut down early this year as precaution.”

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea...don't mind that he was traded, but it's what he was traded for.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder what kind of arm troubles.

I doubt the Rangers would accept a trade for a guy whose arm has fallen off.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

He carries his pitching arm to the park in a suitcase.

The arm troubles relate to only having a pleather suitcase, not real crocodile skin.

by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 1, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

possiblity that the PTBNL is rule 5 elgible so he needs to be traded after that

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by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Dan Connolly says the pitcher is RHP Randy Henry, 4th rounder in 09.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

nooooooooooo!

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

no like

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

AND a PTBNL? WTF?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

But, but, we are getting a solid back up catcher

Those are worth a lot man.

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

He says "the PTBNL is also a low level minor leaguer that probably won't be announced until after the Rule 5 draft"

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps we should have retained MacPhail for trades

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

interesting

Teagarden was hittles against LHP last year.

But against RH starters, his line is .308/.357/.385

Not the wrost numbers to have for a backup catcher.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

he was a top 100 rated prospect...

as recently as 2009. he threw out 54% last year.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

KLaw stuff today:

Posted his “top 50 players 25 and under” list today; players must also have lost their rookie status. Britton was the only O on it. Wieters was just a little too old because of the age cutoff (born 1 July 1986 or later):

Shoshana (Boston): Hey for those of us who actually read the qualifying criteria ahead of time, where would Weiters have ranked if he was 6 weeks younger?

Klaw (1:23 PM): Top 10.
More stuff:
mac (md): Am I wrong or should everything Dan Duquette has said and done since getting hired absolutely terrify O’s fans? Not that it can get much worse… I guess.

Klaw (2:00 PM): I think the fact that his first moves included putting Matt Antonelli on the 40-man roster and trying to sign a Korean sidearmer with a bad knee throwing 78-82 should probably concern you.

Joe (Chicago): Orioles just traded for Tayler Teagarden. Good fit for them?

Klaw (2:15 PM): Backup catcher. Can’t hold up catching everyday. But they have a decent everyday catcher so … really, it’s a backup catcher, I can’t get excited.

"Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

One more:
Jeff (Baltimore): I’ve heard mixed things about Nick Delmonico. What are your thoughts on him?

Klaw (2:23 PM): Love the bat and the feel for the game. Needs a set position, probably 3b, and needs to stay healthy.

"Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 1, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't know chong had a bad knee.

but he might not sign anyways. and who cares about back up catcher.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't understand the problem with DD's first moves.

The Matt Antonelli signing seems completely in line with what we should be doing. And branching out more into the international market is also very welcome. He has consistently stated that he is not looking for a big name free agent signing and that David Ortiz is not on the radar. These are all things I see as positive. It’s also still early in the offseason. I’m curious what KLaw thinks DD should have done by now.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

a cat just died.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

tee hee

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Law has already said that whoever takes the job is worthless,

so the odds of Law ever admitting anything Duquette does as positive is slim to none. Law seems a bit on the stubborn side…

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on Dec 1, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the subject line.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i do it for you!

jk, sorry about that.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Branching out in international markets is one thing

If going after terrible relievers is “branching out” then it’s pretty worthless. International markets should be investigated for young amateurs.

by Holymittens on Dec 1, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

This single double is fucking awesome

I moved all my junk, including the crappy tv and xbox to the other side of the room, I have so much more closet and drawer space now. Not to mention the fact that I can actually walk around my room now.

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

damn, ipod can't play wmp files right?

i just ripped a bunch of music into wmp and didn’t realize it until now. i just got a new computer so i forgot to check the default rip settings.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

i'll just re-rip the music.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Or that.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

With all of the O's-Rangers swaps going down

I’m surprised Michael Young isn’t in Baltimore.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

Professionalism

just what the O’s need.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

MVP!!!!!!!!!!

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well at least the shopping list is down to just

an outfielder and some pitching.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:45 PM EST reply actions  

What do we need an outfielder for?

Or do you mean a 4th outfielder?

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

thats the question, isn't it?

you would think they’d be okay with Matt Angle: fourth outfielder. But then you’d think they’d be okay with Markakis/Reimold/Jones as the regular three.

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No matter who's in charge of the Orioles, it seems like they hate Nolan Reimold.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww that was cute.

Don’t you have some cardio to do?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, snap

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

She's not a chubby chaser.

Maybe Birdman’s mom will give you a go. No standards there.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

easy fellas

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I meant… Birdman’s mom…. ummmm…. likes wieters wiener.

Better?

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 1, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Be compassionate

even Birdman’s mom doesn’t deserve that type of disappointment.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I am recing this

but only because it made me smile and I enjoyed it thoroughly

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

and at least...

someone gets axed from the 40 man.

bergy? jo-jo? viola? florimon? eyre?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd think it'd be Florimon

Since his pictures of MacPhail in compromising positions no longer hold any value.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Dec 1, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like he found something after all.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Dec 1, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

in the game of "DFA the Pedro" there are no wrong options

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What about STROP!!! ?

That might be a Pedro where DFA is not the answer.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

"DFA the minor leaguer named Pedro" then

I'll develop my own image. I'm an original man. A one and only. I just need some help.

by Andrew_G on Dec 1, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

strop and schoop...

all dressed in taupe.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

The Twitter says that Viola's string has played out.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 1, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

trade him

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

pete townsend him.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Make him come up with a book explanation as to why he was doing research on child pornography?

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Dec 1, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

like...

dees?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

FREE HANK CONGER!

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

It's jq's thing to put player birthdays in the bird droppings

But I’m looking through the birthday page on Baseball Reference and feel compelled to tell you all that today is Jeff Tackett’s birthday.

by Stacey on Dec 1, 2011 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

and...

dave mcnally died today in 2002.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldja look at this?

Really. Would you just LOOK at it?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

Dear risk players,

I am here for the long haul. If anyone wants to start a new game let’s do it, this one sucks/blows.

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

There used to be a guy in the Yankees system named Wonderful Monds

His middle name was Terrific.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 1, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

This is awesome:

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

awesome.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Um

Pussy Tebeau for the win

still > Tim Tebow

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 1, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

So many, many more. To wit:

Urban Shocker
Greg Legg
Razor Shines
Heinie Meine
Mysterious Walker
Kid Fears
Bristol Robotham Lord
Chicken Wolf

and last, but certainly not least,

Cannonball Titcomb

Man, the the late 19th and early 20th centuries had some great names.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

we need a tournament.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

A perfect offseason diversion.

Baseball name brackets.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i bet my mom would win.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah?

what’s her name?

social security number?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

even better

here’s a picture of her.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 1, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

big fan of urban shocker...

who, coincidentally played in b’more.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

nobody with Pete LaCock yet?

"Work fast. Throw strikes. Change speeds." Ray Miller

by Zeke McGeek on Dec 1, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, if I had z'd down here I would have posted the Beer link here.

Anyway, when I read the Baseball Name Hall of Fame article, I had a “How did I never notice that?” moment about Al Kaline.

by ahoque24 on Dec 1, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yanks gone sane?

Reportedly they don’t want CJ WIlson

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Dec 1, 2011 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Iiiiiiinteresting.

I wonder who they are targeting, then. Might just be a ploy to get Wilson’s asking price down.

Mother, did it need to be so high.

by salvotion on Dec 1, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe keep away from fa's...

they seem to have a lot of guys that could probably be solid back end guys coming up and will have to make space in aaa for banuelos and betances. maybe trade w/ cubs for garza? white sox for danks or floyd?

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 1, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Vlad WAS declined arb... moon is full?

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Dec 1, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

They didn't want Rafael Soriano either.

Until they signed him for way more than anybody else was offering, of course.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 1, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Submitted for your approval

‘The WIre’ Monopoly Board

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

disapprove

They could have done way more with the concept.

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

also, why is there no go to jail or free parking space?

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

only two folks betting seattle in pick' em

i thought more might go that way to try to make up ground.

of course, i didn’t take them either.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 1, 2011 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

I gave up

but I realized instead of taking crazy picks to make up ground I should just try to win the 10 weekly prizes

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The Eagles? Dream Team?

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, what a pathetic group of losers

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

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