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Week 14 NFL Open Thread

I smell the souls of Indy fans being crushed like so many snowflakes.

Discuss the gamez.

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Really? An NFL thread? Is it getting crowded in the OT?

I'd put it this way; if an offense is a sugar cookie, on base percentage is the pastry part of the cookie, power is the icing, and baserunning is like the jimmies that they sprinkle onto the icing. - Bill James

by J(O's)elskIL on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

we do it every week

in case people want to talk baseball without a bunch of football talk interspersed.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

you think?

it looks like a lot of conformity to me.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well maybe not for everyone

but of the three people in front of me I have 2-4 picks different from each.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

stupid Jets

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

after the opening kickoff

the Jets came out with only 10 guys int he huddle and ended up having to burn a timeout just 6 seconds into the game.

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahaha awesome

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

NE just punted to the skins’ 1/2 yard line, and then the skins got penalized. so they’re basically going to start this series about an inch out of the goal line.

odds of a NE safety looking pretty good here.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:10 PM EST reply actions  

did I say safety?

I meant touchdown. :(

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Classic Rex. Good times, good times...

I'd put it this way; if an offense is a sugar cookie, on base percentage is the pastry part of the cookie, power is the icing, and baserunning is like the jimmies that they sprinkle onto the icing. - Bill James

by J(O's)elskIL on Dec 11, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

is there any way that that series could not have ended in an ne td?

seems unlikely.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 11, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

only if rex had had the sense to fall on the ball

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

There's your problem
only if rex had had the sense to fall on the ball

I'd put it this way; if an offense is a sugar cookie, on base percentage is the pastry part of the cookie, power is the icing, and baserunning is like the jimmies that they sprinkle onto the icing. - Bill James

by J(O's)elskIL on Dec 11, 2011 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn't decide on Tebow, Fitzpatrick, or Flacco today.

Went with Flacco and he throws a TD on the first possession. I’ll take that.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

blind squirrel, etc

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

More like the Patriots secondary is awful.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

in rex's defense

that was a perfectly thrown pass

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that NE defensive shift

not legal, was it?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah it was

The defense can move around as freely as they like, as long as they do not go into the neutral zone.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

but they're not allowed to flinch to draw the offense offsides, are they?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean, there must have been something about them all going at once

if once guy jerks his head on D I’m pretty sure it’s a penalty.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they have to cross into the neutral zone for that to be a penalty.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't believe that's true

Unless you go into the neutral zone, you won’t be penalized. From Wikipedia; “If a defender jumps across the line but gets back to his side before the snap there is no foul.”

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It's against the letter of the law,

but it’s rarely called. On the other hand, the ‘defender drew me to flinch’ defense is awarded far more often than it should be.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

by organizedchaos52 on Dec 11, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT A CATCH!!!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

i can hear john madden in my head...

freaking out about the chunk of turf stuck in stallworth’s helmet.

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak

by j.q. higgins on Dec 11, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay

That was predictable.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

i wouldn't have predicted gano making the kick

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Count your blessings.

I'd put it this way; if an offense is a sugar cookie, on base percentage is the pastry part of the cookie, power is the icing, and baserunning is like the jimmies that they sprinkle onto the icing. - Bill James

by J(O's)elskIL on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

A Call of Duty Modern Warfare themed Jeep Wrangler.

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 1:25 PM EST reply actions  

There was a Black Ops one as well

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 11, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Gano'd

How many times has he done that?

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

a bajillion

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

I’ve never seen any kicker kick it out of bounds as much as Gano. It seems like he does it two or three times a season.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly don't understand why he hasn't been cut.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here

There has to be someone who can do better than him.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Even taking his shitty FG kicking out of the equation

he is terrible on kickoffs – never ever clears the endzone, lots of times it doesn’t even get to the endzone, and then he seems to kick it out of bounds every 2-3 games which you almost never see anywhere else. Get him the fuck out of here.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

crazy run there by NE

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

Man Helu is good

Imagine what would happen if he had an offensive line that didn’t suck.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

look at the Skins

makin a game of it

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahaha

gaffney sitting on the Pats fan

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

sack!

eat dirt, tom!

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 11, 2011 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

SKINS D

nice

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

So, in trying to catch up with HSL,

I bet against the Skins this week, because you’d have to be high to think they’ll win this game. But they’ve bounced back nicely from the early shenanigans.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:53 PM EST reply actions  

hee hee

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Fucking BP ads promoting the Gulf. REALLY?

Buy the ads, you fuckers, but leave your fucking logo out of it.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK IT

GOING DEEP

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 11, 2011 1:55 PM EST reply actions  

WOO HOOO

CIRCUS MUSIC!!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:55 PM EST reply actions  

the LEFT HANDED Banks?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck yea!!!!

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 1:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

THAT WAS A FUCKIN RIOT

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:55 PM EST reply actions  

That was easily

the happiest the skins have made me in a long time. Pathetic actually.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 1:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

RIght?

I’m laughing and dancing around my living room like an idiot.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha me too.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 1:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

that flip from helu to banks was key

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd like to see a few more in the nfl

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too

Just don’t call one with a funky formation presnap, have the defense call a time out, and then immediately call the exact same play.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

no.

only a truly dysfunctional coach would do that.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at this score

17-14 only 7 seconds into Q2

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

And WAS has two straight scores.

I actually like our chances in a shootout against this D.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

60 fucking points on my bench already in my money league.

I will be so happy after this week when I don’t have to frustrate myself with fucking fantasy football for another 9 months

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

If not for 28 points thus far

From the lions d, I would be in bad shape. Plaxico, Bowe, and Foster have netted me 4 points well into the second in most games.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Interesting strategy for kba to completely give up in pickem when he was making a push for the top of the standings

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Its a bold play

I’m really hoping it works out

by kba26 on Dec 11, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hehe

Wha happened?

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

high school larry doped him!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Just forgot

yelled fuck at 12:06 loud enough to wake up the gf

by kba26 on Dec 11, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

way to hold to a FG, Skins

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

Yes it's not too often

you see NE not score there.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN COLIN CLOHERTY!!!!!!!!

MY FRIEND’S LITTLE BROTHER, TIGHT END FOR THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS!!!!

Oh my God, that just made my day. Facebook news feed be blowing up!

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

Congratulations!!!

to guy on the internet’s friend’s little brother!!

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 11, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahaha

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

:)

in all seriousness, that’s neat!

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 11, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha thanks

This is so awesome.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Dan Marino just called him "Colon Cockerty"

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW, NE secondary is just abysmal

I knew they sucked, but this is ridonkulous.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

haha

looks like their run D also sucks today

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahaha Eggles

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

stupid Dolphins. damnit.

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Every run play for the last few weeks is a toss.

I’ve never seen anything like this.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:19 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

there's the bad rex we all know

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

Roughing the passer.

Whooooooo

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

that was kind of a BS call

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I don't like the rule,

but you can’t hit a qb below the knees like that anymore. Rules is rules.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

but he really first contacts him below the waist. His helmet hit him right in the upper thigh.

At some pint you have to let DBs make tackles.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Most roughing the passer calls are pretty BS, to be honest.

I rarely see a call where the guy really got blasted late or actually got clobbered in his knees or smashed in the helmet.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW Deus Ex Machina

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't have made that call.

But I’ll sure as heck take it.

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 11, 2011 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

WOO HOO GREAT HIT

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

Nice hit by Riley.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

These turnovers being returned for TDs are raping my picks this week. Must be the devil squirrel...

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 11, 2011 2:28 PM EST reply actions  

Geez

Why not leave gronkowski in single converge against a tiny dude?

great idea

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

*coverage

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If the Sex Cannon leads the Skins to victory and gets the Ravens a 1st round bye I will love them forever

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

ahahahahhaa

the sex cannon. love it.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 11, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

BULLSHIT FLAG

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

TERRIBLE CALL

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE CALL

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

100% legal hit

this is entirely a suck-off-tom-brady call

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

Fletcher blew Brady up.

Bullshit flag.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

and now they're afraid to hit him

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure looked that way.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

absolute horseshit

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh fucking bullshit.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

OK

On the plus side, they’re held to a FG. Tie game. And the bullshit call may well motivate the Skins.

On the minus side, Brady looked really rusty on some throws, and there were a lot of dropped passes. I expect a lot of those to be connections in the second half.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

Yea....they've looked oddly out of sync on offense.

If they figure it out, the Skins are fucked. On the plus side, Roy Helu is a champ. Maybe it’s a fluke, but I love how he runs.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 11, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i think he's the real deal.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

If someone told me it'd be a tie game at the half

I’d have called them a filthy liar.

So I guess take what we are given.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey I'll take what we got that half.

I fully expected to be playing skyrim by now not watching a 20-20 game.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 2:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow

if urgent results all hold, AMD pulls ahead of HSL

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:40 PM EST reply actions  

*current.

new version of safari is fucking autocorrecting me. need to find that and turn it off.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

wtf

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 11, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

And I'm within 2 pts. ;)

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 11, 2011 2:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

yeah duck makin moves!

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

CIN turnover.

Yesssssss

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

and a HOU TD

Marv Albert: “The Texans are right back in it.” ™

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess the iggles are happy to have the dog killer back

too little too late though for their $40 M man.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

is he playing today?

shit, if i’d known, i’d have taken PHI

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

nice one deangelo

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

I wish they'd take D'Angelo up on his suggestion

and cut his stupid ass.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Where was the fucking obvious hold on Kerrigan before that?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

not the first time this game

i swear, they should triple team gronkowski on 3rd down if thy have to

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Skins always leave the best threat open when it counts.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Although usually that's because of D'Angelo Hall

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He wasn't covered fine!

Kerrigan had to hold him to even be close and it still wasn’t close enough. Why the fuck does anybody think it’s a good idea to put Kerrigan on him???

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

just woke up

Is jon beck ploaying?

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

just woke up

is Dallas still in first place in the NFC east?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

a. I know you are lying
They haven’t even played yet!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

There should be a "b" below the A

i cnant tpe right now

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

right,

but until they play, they are in 1st place

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

right and until John Beck gets off the bench he cant win

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

right,

so we have offsetting bean penalties

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

just woke up

are the Eagles still undefeated?

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

On paper.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Nope!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 12, 2011 6:42 AM EST up reply actions  

haha Willfork you dumb fatshit

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

yep

the whole thing was just totally unnecessary

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Helu is such a beast.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Here comes some shitty ass playcalling

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

oh kyle,

you masterful play caller

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

OK

I’ll happily eat humble pie

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the point still stands.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Just keep trying it Kyle - maybe it'll work eventually

you fucking moron

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

God

How do you get so wide open in the end zone?

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

play the patriots

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sexy Rexy

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

haha that's what I initially thought

but I think he was trying to get to somebody specific in the 3rd row or something

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Coors

has the worst ads ever.

i guess they want to match their beer.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

i had the dogfishead 120 min yesterday

good…. night.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that shit will put a hurtin' on ya

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

lol Vick INT

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

what's a Vick?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf saints?

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

way to be on your toes defense

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

jesus this is getting ugly

just getting fucking gashed

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

It’d be nice to have a secondary.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit. Brady is gonna pick you apart when you give him that much time.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

yup

Kerrigan missed the sack again.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else suddenly having feed problems?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

Yep terrible

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Ravens trying as hard as they can to lose toa 0-12 team

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

It's 24-3.

I’m not gonna fret about that 4th and 1 failure.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck I was down 3 in pick 'em at the beginning of the day

right now all my 50-50 picks are going the wrong way

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

I can't see the standings

Because my net is down, but I’m pretty sure I’m falling back today.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Fuck the Skins man

Constantly playing just well enough to make me care when I shouldn’t and then pissing it away.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, did anyone buy the new Louis CK special?

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

hadn't heard about it until now

but i’d totally pay $5 for that

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

it was worth it

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

just bought it! :)

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

saw him live 2 months ago

if it’s the same material (which it probably is) it’s well worth the 5 bucks

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

facemask?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

Damn!

If Royster stayed on his feet he was gone.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Nice!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

Earning that contract

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that a throw away or just an absolutely terrible pass?

Why not at least give Moss a shot at making a sideline pass?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

It looked like a throwaway

But I cannot discount it being a terrible pass.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, TEN, take the lead!!!!!!

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

i've got that same thing with minny

Need them within 8 to beat that spread and they get close, but give up more points.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

brady more precise this half

that was predictable

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

Falcons TD!

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

fack...I need another 2 points so they cover the spread!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

nice stop Skins

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

thank you Banks

for making the correct decision for once

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

HOU FG

That’s a one-possession game again

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

I could really use a td from Foster.

Also need something from Plaxico. 0 points is not cutting it.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Kyle's playcalling

So down by one score, in a 2nd and 12 you do a pitch to Helu 6 yards behind the line? Then on 3rd and long you do a short slant 6 yards short of the marker? I don’t get it.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

in most circumstances,

you’d see him replaced in the offseason.

not this one, alas.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

jesus, make a fucking tackle

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

nah why bother

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow only plays QB

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, so I was just off by a drive

This is gonna be ballgame unless there’s a turnover.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

you rang?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

hee hee hee

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

wow that was fucking huge

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

HELLUVA catch

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes!!!!!!!!

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

ok, i'm not watching the redskins game

but how do you intercept a ball for a safety?

by Luke E on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

That didn't happen on this play, but it is possible

You have to make an interception, retreat into the end zone from outside it, and then get tackled in the end zone.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

right, but that'd be a safety for the intercepted team

not the intercepting team. both ESPN and Yahoo were saying safety for the Redskins after a Josh Wilson INT

by Luke E on Dec 11, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

just a touchback

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't.

It was intercepted for a touchback.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

hahaha Brady being a fucking baby on the bench

go get some more hair transplants

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:50 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

because tom brady is a douchenozzle

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea! Go fuck your smoking hot wife!

Oh.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 3:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You're assuming that's happening...

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

huh

normally by now, grossman has given the ball right back

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

I feel bad for anybody who bet on the Ravens against the spread.

Last-second cheap-ass cover. Sucks. But then, anyone who was giving the Colts 16.5 points or whatever was asking to lose their money.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

So... Let's say the Skins score the TD

Do they just say “Fuck it” and go for 2, because otherwise it’s putting the game on Graham Gano’s shoulders?

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

lol

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a serious question

Assume the Redskins score and tie it on the XP. Then they win the toss. They can’t bet on making the game winning field goal.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

you have to go for the tie.

the way they’re shredding the secondary, they should be able to get close to the end zone.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

It’s not like the Redskins are playing for anything other than pride. Show some balls and go for the win.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

with kyle at the helm?

no way.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

let’s not get ahead of ourselves. First they need him to not miss the XP…

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

WAS timeout

here comes some genius play calling ability. Watch Kyle just DAZZLE ’em on this next 3rd-and-2.

And by “dazzle”, I mean an incomplete short pass in the flat or a screen that gets sniffed out.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

which is great

so that when his shitty ass 3rd down play backfires at least they get another shot.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

again

happy to eat the crow

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

lol yep

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Orlando just Gano'd themselves

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

ugh, Carolina

sorry they have similar color schemes and I have been playing a lot of NBA 2k11 as the Orlando Magic.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm holy shit

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

dude if you can't fucking play don't fucking play

I’m sympathetic to injuries and all, but this is getting ridiculous. Stop sending him out there.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

way to hold that ball Helu

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

HOU at the CIN 23 with 30 secs to go

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

HUGE PI CALL

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

God damn Cincy

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

These Ford "surprise press conference" commercials are so absurd

Who are these imaginary reporters that want to interview some random dude?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

and who is the imaginary dude who says shit like, "i think ford is going gangbusters"?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Similar to those razor commercials

where they ambushed some dude in a parking lot or a gym bathroom and got him to go ahead and shave on camera for them.

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well those razor commercials are 100% fake

the Ford commercials use actual customers I think.

by PhilR8 on Dec 11, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF?

i mean, don’t need the time outs, but WTF

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

TD!!!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

shit

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck

Offensive pass interference.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

more room to work!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice dickhead.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

TWSS

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Out of context

I don’t know if this was an insult or a compliment

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 12, 2011 6:46 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahaha perfect

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

wow

just, wow.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

that one's not on Rex

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

perfect pass

Moss’s fault

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Still haven't seen a replay

Of the PI…..

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Welp

I can’t think of any more fitting ending.

by Holymittens on Dec 11, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

oh fuck the bengals

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

HOU TD!!!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

HOW Wins!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck that shit

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yahoo had that TD up on stattracker about 10 seconds before I had it on my TV

Fucking Bengals/Redskins/Patriots/Texans. Fuck em all. Don’t tease me with the possibility of the Ravens having home field advantage like that

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Just think, man, next week we're stuck rooting for Tebowmania

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope SF smashes the fuck out of Pittsburgh next week

Those assholes are playing terrible football, should have lost to KC and to Cleveland. I’m gonna lost my shit if they win out and we choke in Cincinnati on the final week of the season.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't expect the Ravens to win out, so yeah... gotta hope these other clowns stop cashing in on their Satanic blood pacts.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

trap

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

not enough to overrule though

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Mo Jo-Drew having himself a day. 4 TDs.

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

nice close game

could have been won without the usual Skins stupid penalties, etc.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

If the Giants win I will only be 12 out of 2nd place!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

welp

i picked up a game on HSL, only to lose ground to AMD

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

...

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

Jets just jumped over 3 teams today for a playoff spot.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

Did Tebow finally run into a competent defense?

3/10 with an INT.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

The Broncos will still probably get past a Hanie-led offense

and WW will use game as more evidence that Tebow is a good QB

by kba26 on Dec 11, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

7-1!!!!!!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

pssh

I’m not gonna argue this with you, you clearly know nothing about football!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This is just absolutely ridiculous for Rodgers

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Gonna leave The Dong-slinger in his dust

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

without a doubt

how sick was that drive?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The Pack are just unstoppable right now.

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oakland is lucky Tebow teblows

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

haha tebow is a comically bad passer

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

he's just testing your faith in him

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He's had a ton of balls dropped

Dropping Tebow’s passes > Tebow

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That seems sort of unfair for the Raiders

you get the fumble overturned, but the penalty that only occurred because they incorrectly called it a fumble stays?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

let this be a warning to you

never sleep.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, 6:30 am - 2:30 am yesterday

There was gonna be a nap involved today regardless.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 11, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

There is always next year

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yo zk, not to be a dickbag or anything...

but what happened with those Dino t-shirts?

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

you DICKBAG

they were refuse by spread shirt for having his likeness on them

If someone wants to proposed a new design, i’m happy to oblige

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

GO TEBOW GO!

YOU CAN DO IT! JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! YOU AREN’T A MONKEY!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

When I saw that ball falling into Denver's hands

I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then they dropped it. Tebow is really gonna need a miracle now.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 6:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Oh Ye Of Little Faith

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ask and ye shall receive.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Jesus H. Tebow.

They’re getting it back.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 6:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Satan is keeping the ref's flag in his pocket

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

the bears are heathen fools who will be destroyed for their sinful ways

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

TEBOW WILLED IT IN!!!!!

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Can we please ban WW for the next few day?

fts

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

"The ball sailed through the uprights as if guided by an invisible hand...."

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

This is beyond fucking ridiculous

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 7:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Marion Barber going out of bounds = Jeremy Giambi not sliding

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

He would have taken a knee

but he didn’t want to offend Tebow

by kba26 on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

POW!

POW POW!

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 7:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I can't believe that happened.

All they had to do was run the ball up the middle three times for no gain! Wow.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

God wants Tebow to overcomb the obstacle of the lost coin flip

“Show my thine faith and be rewarded”

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

The Bears will lose because of abortions and sex before marriage.

The Broncos will win because of temperance and being better than mooselums

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

holy fucking shit

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Wish I could see this game

Stuck with Packers destroying the Raiders

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Bahahahahahaha

Un-fucking-believable.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

IT IS PREORDAINED

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

facebook blowing up right now

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

JGuthrie46 Jeremy Guthrie
Tim Tebow just forced that fumble from sideline!!! I saw his arm come into play at end! #Broncos #Tebowtime

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Guts is probably like, "Whatever, he doesn't even have magic underwear."

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s up with the DEN game?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 11, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

God's up with it

Direct divine intervention. There is no other explanation.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I was looking for a tad more detail as to possession and field position

CBS is basically radio silence on what;s going on with that game on teh GB-OAK game

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 11, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

DEN has the ball on the Bears' 38ish

3rd down and 4 or so

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

in OT

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, it was the 34

now it’s a FG attempt from the 33, spot at the 41

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

chicago TO to ice the kicker

(who made a 59-yarder at the end of regulation)

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

AND IT'S GOOD

A MIRACLE!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Was there ever a doubt?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Tebow singing "We shall overcome" in the huddle after that sack.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Oh happy daaaaaay

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 7:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

What in the fuck just happened? Seriously.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

fuck that

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

HE'S 7-1!!!! BEST QB EVERRRRRRRRR!!!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL PRAISE THE GREATEST QB OF ALL TIME!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

There are no words.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Tebow just took

$10 out of my pocket …..

"Work fast. Throw strikes. Change speeds." Ray Miller

by Zeke McGeek on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

God doesn't want you to gamble

REPENT!

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

but I never pented in the first place

"Work fast. Throw strikes. Change speeds." Ray Miller

by Zeke McGeek on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't wait for WW to explain how Tebow gets credit

for Barber shitting his pants and Prater having a monster leg.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

But

Tebow didn’t lose the game for 56 minutes. That counts for something, right?

Props to that defense. Very underrated with all the love going to that poor excuse for a QB.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

by organizedchaos52 on Dec 11, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Now we turn our heads to NYG @ DAL.

AKA “The Bean Bowl, Part 1”

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

in all fairness

probable part 2. i think part 1 is pretty much a foregone conclusion, barring a major rex injury.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant part 1 of part 2

Since there are basically 2 huge games in that bet. But yeah, are you really ready to acknowledge that you are gonna lose the Beck Bet.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Barber was just sacrificing the Chicago victory

to show his ultimate dedication to Jesus.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

I hope all the,

Cursers, baby-killers, beer drinkers, adulterers, non-anonymous charity givers, condom users, and Jews take note of what happened on this day.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

don't forget Muslims

especially Muslims

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The entire city of Chicago is laying on its back right now...

With the imprint of a “Tebow” license plate on its forehead.

I’m sure you all remember that last series with the Red Sox and especially the last game. Every damn week is like that as a Broncos fan. I’ve aged 25 years in the past 3 months.

by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 11, 2011 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

does it say "Tebow" or "Barber"?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Every game has plays like that.

They happen with 45 minutes left. They happen with 2 minutes left. But, they always happen.

I feel bad for Barber. He had a really solid game and then, just… wow.

At the end of the day though, the Broncos played a great defensive game (13 points allowed is always a good game), Prater was a monster with ice in his veins (59 yards to tie the game with 8 seconds left?), and Tebow took advantage of Bears’ mistakes (21/40, 236 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT). It’s good to be a Broncos fan right now.

by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 11, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no doubt it's good to be a bronco's fan right now

doesn’t really seem sustainable based on how it’s happening, but who knows.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we passed the point of worrying about sustainability a couple games ago.

It’s so beyond ridiculous now. Over at the Broncos’ blog, we all know deep down it’s going to end… and then it doesn’t. But then it’s going to end… and then it doesn’t.

Nothing lasts forever. Not the Patriots undefeated season. Not this year’s Packers (or next if the pull off what the Patriots couldn’t). Not the Broncos’ driving a million fans into cardiac arrest every week.

by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 11, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Enjoy it man, congrats

We will all be pulling for Tebow and co to smack Tom Brady in his douche mouth next week.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

There ya go!

Hop on board… even if only for a week!

You get to ride between O’sFan and Wieters Wieners.

by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 11, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll likely root for them against the Pats

Brady’s a douche.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the truth.

I’ve been waiting to cackle gleefully when the Tebow train crashes and burns, but next week I’m rooting for him. Therefore, I fully expect next week is when the Tebow train crashes and burns. That’s life.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 11, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well next week is looking like a no-lose situation

Either the Tebow train crashes and burns or Tom Brady derps

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Tom Jackson is just shy of whipping out his junk

and fappin’ furiously to video of Tebow. It’s rather disturbing.

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 11, 2011 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha, Tony Romo

-9 yards!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha, Tony Romo

scores touchdowns instead of FGs!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha, only a 2 point game!

Just wait for Romo to throw back to back picks in the 4th quarter.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm looking forward to Eli's usual picks

and many 4th Q Manningfaces®’’

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, cuse he is so terrible.

Probably one of the worst QB’s in the league.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, no, he's ELITE

he’s easily top 5!! just ask him!!

he absolutely deserves to be paid more than his brother, brady, brees, all those guys. the stats prove it the NY media says so.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

no argument here

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

5th in passing yards

6th in QB rating coming into this game.
Only 4 QB’s have 400 attempts and have been sacked less.
Only 4 QB’s have 400 attempts and have thrown fewer picks.
5th in TD’s before this game.
4th in Yards per game.
5th in total before this game.
9th in completion rate.

So yeah 5th overall QB pretty much.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

helps that his brother's not playing

and that vick has been injured.

and and and….

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Vick play that well

when he wasn’t hurt?

You come at the king, you best not miss.

by organizedchaos52 on Dec 11, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

actually no

i looked it up and he’s been more average than i thought

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a part (quite small I believe)

of the reason that they’re 5-8.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

by organizedchaos52 on Dec 11, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

well, he's not elite

but he’s very good. last year was a bad year for him, sorta like this year for rivers. I would put Eli in the 2nd tier of “very good” QBs with the likes of Romo, Rivers, and Schaub, behind the “elite” QBs of Rodgers, Brees, Brady, and Peyton.

by Luke E on Dec 11, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i can agree with "very good"

i’d put roethlisberger ahead of him as well though

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i forgot about him somehow

wish he’d just go away or go down already.

but yeah, he’s somewhere between the “very good” and “elite” levels. he’s hard to gauge.

by Luke E on Dec 11, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i wouldn’t be upset if his career ended tomorrow

historically though, he’s been up there, right from his first season

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with this

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 11, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

But he is well on his way to being an Elite QB in a year or two.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously?

i think you’ve seen Eli’s ceiling of development. h’s been in the league for 7+ years, and hasn’t had pretty much the same offense that entire time.

unless you’re arguing that the playbook is hlding him back….

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, this is really the first year they haven't been able to run at all

and on a TC team, that just doesn’t happen, so Eli has actually had to pass this year. Now he might throw for 5,000 yards (which has been done 2 times in NFL history but might be done 4 times this year by Rodgers, Brees, Brady, and Eli).

He may be at his talent ceiling, but play calls have limited his attempts in the past as well.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 12, 2011 6:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Didn't need an elite qb for that play

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

or that one.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, you were just waiting to pounce

once Dallas took the lead again.

Well you got me, the Giants secondary sucks, now watch the Dallas secondary suck more.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i actually stepped away for dinner

looks like i missed an Eli TD in the interim

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I refuse to believe you.

I think you were sitting in your basement eating chips whispering “Oh I’m gonna get this guy!”

That was a nice conversion though after a really shitty pass call.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

hee hee hee

i was tucking into wild boar ragu with homemade pappardelle.

i did have some chips earlier today though.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe instead of sending me beans

I should make you cook me a dinner.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

well since it will be a bean exchange,

you’d have to cook ME dinner as well.

hmmm. maybe i’ll go with the beans.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

OUCH!

You don’t like Ramen with a side dish of PB+J?

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

if it's made by you, i will love it.

so long as the proper beverages are served. ;)

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You would have to be in charge of drinks of course.

I will bring the bread and noodles though.

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ha ha

i spy a manningface™!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

i spy

i hate you, it’s ok though, i don’t mind seeing romo find some way to give it back.

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

like that?

well, you got the ball back, anyway. lol.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

this.

fml. Eli needs to tap into that 4th quarter elite ability. At least we got that over quickly.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Now this game gets interesting

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Q

COuldn’t the kickoff receiver have run around for 5 secs in the end zone and burned some clock? Clock starts when he catches it, right?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That would make sense.

But most guys probably aren’t thinking about it that much unless their coach gave them the go ahead.

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not confident that the Giants get a stop.

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

ahaha

you just dodged two bullets

center could have had defense offsides, and then on top of that the overthrow

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

holy christ

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

tebow played earlier today

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he just went inside the body of Tony Romo to throw that pass.

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks dallas

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

dropsies

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 11, 2011 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

stevie johnson'd

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks dallas!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

I won't lie, that was probably more about Dallas sucking than the Giants being good.

Although Manning did come up big after they gave him a few extra chances.

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

basically

both teams are really inconsistent

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by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

47 yarder

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

un fucking believeable

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

That was crazy.

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

ICED MOTHERFUCKER!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

more like,

shitty blocking leading to a blocked kick.

but i take your point.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever it was, I will take it.

and all the beans that come with it!

When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 12, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"nobody can do better than eli manning in the clutch this season"

can’t agree with that at all.

collinsworth is whacking off to him. does he really think rodgers woudn’t be better? brees?

the reason eli has so many 4th Q TDs is because he’s so often behind in the 4th Q.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 11, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Yes and no.

Is he better than every other QB in the 4th q? no.

Has he been pretty damn good though? Yes.

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 11, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

14 4th Q TD's this year

Ties P. Manning and Unitas for most ever (though Unitas did it in a 12 game season I believe).

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 12, 2011 6:56 AM EST up reply actions  

useless statistic

QBs who are ahead don’t throw for touchdowns in the 4th Q. They run the ball.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 12, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I was replying to the statement about him being good in the 4th

Of course he wouldn’t have to be so good if the games weren’t so close in the 4th all the time, but that happens when your D is horrible and decimated by injuries. But no, it doesn’t mean that he’s better than Rodgers because he’s thrown for more 4th Q tuchdowns.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 12, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

To expand on the idea...

Eli also has the highest 4th quarter QB rating in the league (yes, even higher than Tesus himself). Of course, QB rating is far from perfect, but yes, he has been good.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 12, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll readily agree that he's been terrific in the 4th Q this year

I just think it’s ridiculous overhype when stats like the one you cited (Manning, Unitas, etc) are all over my TV during the game. It’s manufacturing a story to appeal to the NYC market.

A lot of historical QBs would have more than 14 4th Q TDs if they hadn’t put their teams so far ahead in the 1st 3Qs on a regular basis.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 12, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, well whatever stat you'd like to point to

I’m not trying to ruffle your feathers by implying that Eli Manning is a good QB in the 4th.

I would argue it isn’t totally worthless though. As I said before, I’m sure Brees or Rodgers or whoever may be able to do it given the chances. However, there’s always 1 team trailing or tied in every 4th quarter of every game of every season, but only 2 other QBs have managed to put up those numbers and they happen to be Peyton Manning and Unitas. The Rex Grossmen of the world are usually trailing in the 4th quarter of every game, yet they haven’t put up stats like that. It’s just a number. You can take from it what you will.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 12, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure there's a QB that scores the most Saturday TDs every year as well.

I just don’t think it means anything.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 13, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, there's a 4th quarter in every game

and that’s usually the part of the game right before it ends, so it generally carries some significance. For the Giants it has been extremely significant because they have had to come from behind for almost all of their wins, and that coming from behind happened in the 4th quarter. But you already said you agree he’s been a great 4th quarter qb, so I think this is arguing for argument’s sake, and I don’t enjoy doing that, so it is what it is.

So, Ben Folds has a new (kinda) album… how about that?

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by daveh873 on Dec 13, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

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