Week 15 NFL Open Thread
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Possible lolfest: KC handing GB their first loss.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
by salvotion on Dec 18, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am so ridiculously sick
And I have to watch the Redskins play.
Though I guess they’re winning right now.
Not just winning
dominating. Highly unlikely that it continues, but enjoy it while it lasts.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Cam the Man!
C’mon Panthers, hand Houston a loss for us.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 1:46 PM EST reply actions
I need Cam to dominate so much. Another 30+ point week would be nice.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
Me too
Im in a dance to the death with daveh in the CC semi’s
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
What the FUCK kind of spot was that on that 1d run by Helu?
They shorted him 2 yards!
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
They also shorted Stallworth earlier
Shoulda been a 1st, but they put him a yard short. Of course, the Skins wound up picking up the 1st next play.
Yeah
but at least the play with Stallworth was kind of tricky to tell where he went out of bounds – the play with Helu it was obvious where he fell – they just took two steps back after picking up the ball for some reason.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
HAHAHAHAHA NEW YORK!
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Dec 18, 2011 1:59 PM EST reply actions
I love how even zk picked NYG
And they’re down 17-0 before half. Wow – did ANYONE see this coming?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
I had a feeling
but I couldn’t do it.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Dec 18, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
i had a feeling too
but now i’m trying to win the pick ’em, and i wanted to play that game safe.
burned too many times on the skins this season.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
a little bit
but I am leading this week’s pick ‘em right now, so strategically, I’m happy with my call.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
hmmm I have a dillemma
wife’s plane lands in about 15 minutes and there’s 8 minutes left in the half…
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Holy crap! Who stole the Redskins uniforms, put them on and went to NY to play the Jints?!?
This is really worrying. I mean the kidnapping charges ‘n’ everything.
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
thank god zk hasn't shown up yet
The Giants suck.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:31 PM EST reply actions
Hello!
- Ahahahahahahahahaha.
- Eli Manning is NOT an elite QB
- When the Giants miss the playoffs, having been SWEPT by the Redskins may be what hurts the most
- Does anyone else small coffee? I smell coffee!!
- Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
6. Season not over!
As long as they remain one back of Dallas, they just need to win that last game, go 2-0 versus Dallas, tie, and win the NFC East.
RE 4. You also owe me beans.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
ahahaha!
6. Season not over!
that’s sweet. you keep dreamin’.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I would ask if you wanted to bet on it
but you already are
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
One bad game makes you not elite?
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
no, a mediocre career does that.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
by zknower on Dec 18, 2011 4:59 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
From my quick glance,
he looks incredibly inconsistent. Pro Football Reference does, however, have some interesting comparisons for Manning.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
RUN THE DAMN BALL ALREADY!
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
I just turned it on but,
NFL.com says the Giants have only ran 9 times.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
I see, you were talking about the skins.
nvm.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
I do, i have serious beans riding on this game!
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
How to recoup in 6 hrs (Jan 2):
OR v. ILL
Snodfart v. Okie St
Both will beat the spreads.
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
My bad. WI is sometimes spelled ILL in Russian.
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
How could a team suck this bad?
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 2:58 PM EST reply actions
Ahaha. Suck eggs, Jints.
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
Stupid Colts look like they might just get a win
Fuck them.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
I believe in Eli!
I'd put it this way; if an offense is a sugar cookie, on base percentage is the pastry part of the cookie, power is the icing, and baserunning is like the jimmies that they sprinkle onto the icing. - Bill James
by J(O's)elskIL on Dec 18, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
7 people within 3 points of the lead in the pick em as of now.
With Pitt-SF and Philly-NYJ split
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Dec 18, 2011 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone see the SNL Tebow skit?
It was good for a few chuckles.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Dec 18, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, I enjoyed it
the bar is pretty low for a good SNL skit these days, but it made me laugh a few times
Agreed.
I’ve seen a few skits recently that have been funny. There was a black eyed peas spoof with Miley Cyrus that had me rolling, but that was damn near a year ago I think.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Dec 18, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
SNL is still going on?
Who was the guest? Katy Perry was so terrible last week it couldn’t be hard to one up her.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
I only saw the Tebow skit
on Yahoo this morning.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Dec 18, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Jason Sudeikis is one of the few bright spots on the show.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Dec 18, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
SUCK EGGS, JINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
Down but not out.
All they have to do is tie DAL and win the last game.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
It's always nice to see a franchise almost as loathable as the Eagles get their lunch handed to them at home
as their fans, easily as crude and clueless as those in Philly, boo their heroes and leave the scene in droves early in the 4th.
It just says something heartening about decency, the human spirit, apple pie, the American Way, like that. Aaaaaahhhhh…
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
god damn Bears
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions
Wow, the Chiefs.
’72 Dolphins might be drinking today.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 3:47 PM EST reply actions
RIGHT BACK IN IT!
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 3:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Right back out of it.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
But they're still driving!
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
RIGHT BACK IN IT!
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, a lot can happen in 33 seconds
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
Aaaaaaaaaaand.
Game over.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
DOUBLE FIGURES!!!
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
Who's ready for the ESPN Bowl???
Tebow… Brady… Who will own it? Will ESPN implode on itself?
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions
Playoff stuff going down in these 1 pm games
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions
Here we go. Pats vs. Broncos, and I'm stuck on Team Tebow.
Let’s see what ya got, God.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions
Yet who's the only one who actually PICKED Denver in Pick 'Em?
That would be this guy.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
NFL.com says the kick was aborted.
Tebow can’t be pleased.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Brilliant.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, yeah, UFC on FOX promo!!!
Rashad Evans will destroy Phil Davis, then get his ass handed to him in small, bite-sized pieces by Jon Jones.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Anybody see the blood on Tebow's hand?
Stigmata????
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Dammit Brady
Where’s daveh? I wanna talk some fantasy shit
I hope God delivers some TD catches to DeMaryius Thomas now
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
I haven’t been watching Patriots games, so I’ve only heard the stories without really seeing it for myself.
I mean, if the Broncos do win this game, we still can’t act like Tebow’s beaten a good, complete team.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
The holes that the broncos O line is blowing in the Pats d line are absurd
I think I could be picking up 5-7 yards per carry right now. Of course I would be killed by the first tackle…
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
This is making me feel like I'm watching the Yankees play the Red Sox.
I don’t want either of them to win, but I need one of them to lose more than the other.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 4:37 PM EST reply actions
This is easily the best set of 1 pm games this year.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 4:46 PM EST reply actions
Seeing Vick get blown'd up by an oncoming LBer is always a pleasant experience
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
watching an 11 yard vick TD run, not so much
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
It was more of
an 8 yard run and a 3 yard head-first lunge.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
No TD
Someone other than Brady punch it in, mmmkay thx
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 5:16 PM EST reply actions
Eff you
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
wow Jets
just wow
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions
Hmmmm Jesus is not a fan of the 2nd quarter...
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Bible jokes that, I unfortunately get
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Gee, if only there was a way to watch the NE-DEN game...
Email’s at the bottom of the page, folks. :)
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
NYJ-PHI is a turnover fest.
6 in the first half
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions
Knees down
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions
God is on break right now, he will be returning with 2:00 left in the 4th
until then leave a message.
Going to have His work cut out for Him...
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
haha
7th turnover just for good measure.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions
If he's starting because we are trading Adam Jones, then I'm fine with it.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Bingo.
If Endy Chavez is the 4th OF instead of Matt Angle for like $1.5 million or something, that’s great.
If Endy Chavez is taking a lot of playing time from Reimold, I’m gonna flip out.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Tebow's gonna need a lot of Jesus to overcome this
Brace yourselves 4th Q starting soon
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 6:34 PM EST reply actions
Certainly got a little help right off the bat
avoiding the safety there…
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Hey Denvery
you can’t bitch about helmet to helmet contact when you’re QB is running like a RB and lowering his head to initiate contact.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
hmm
Not sure where that “y” came from. haha
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
It was a very Denvery play
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Brady just got jacked.
That was a nice hit.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions
God dammit
No ill effects whatsoever from that shot, to the chagrin of every person in America not in NE
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Too far behind.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
2 scores in 9 mins?
He’s done better, and against better defenses.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
Not against Brady.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Denver's defense has disappointed me all day.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Remember when this defense was good all year?
Fuck this
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'm ok with it.
Now I’m far less worried about playing Denver. Their defense scared me until it was picked apart today.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
He's a playmaker!
Shot caller!
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions
God works in mysterious ways
I hope he breaks Tom Brady’s leg
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:00 PM EST reply actions
I've been asking for that with Vick for years.
No go, but then again I’m an atheist, so maybe He knows.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Vick hasn't been pitted against His Only Son yet
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
It seems like the Pats are trying to grant your wish
calling all these sneaks…
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Was the first sneak called?
I wasn’t watching, but I assumed Brady was trying to get a play off while they had 12 on the field…
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Stop qb sneaking!!!
What is daveh calling these plays?
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
It's possible that they're not trying to score,
but instead trying to keep it as close to the goal line as possible until 3rd down to run as much clock as possible (or take away Denver’s time outs).
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
not mysterious enough
unless it’s due to a previously unknown osteoporosis condition that ends his career…
They win anyway because everyone else is going to Hell.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
That was a hilarious 12 men penalty.
It wasn’t even like they got caught by one guy subbing out who was two steps from leaving the field. There were legitimately 12 guys standing there waiting for the play and nobody noticed.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 7:06 PM EST reply actions
What are these spots?
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 7:08 PM EST reply actions
Why is Denver charged a timeout?
There’s an injury and it’s not within 2 minutes…
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Might have chosen to take a time out.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
But even if they did,
it shouldn’t be charged because of the injury. Injury stops the clock.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
I think if you call the TO before the injury TO is declared you're charged it, no?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I'm pretty sure that I've seen them 'revoked' because of an injury.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
If it's an injury timeout, the clock is wound on the spot.
Denver called the timeout to stop the running clock.
by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 18, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
OAK season hanging by a thread.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 7:15 PM EST reply actions
Detroit!
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:15 PM EST reply actions
Nothing like a 29-yard sack to make things interesting....
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
28 yard sack????
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
UNLEASHED!
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 7:19 PM EST reply actions
Derp Tebow Derp
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:19 PM EST reply actions
That wasn't a Tebow derp.
It was 4th down. It was do or die. Throwing it away does nothing. With Tebow, you keep it alive and pray for a play.
Of all the things that have been bad about this game, Tebow hasn’t been one of them… though he’ll get 99% of the blame from talking heads.
by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 18, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
I disagree that Tebow will get a lot of blame. They're not going to reverse course on the rampant knob slobbing.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
I think he was talking about the game in general no?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
So, Tebow's screwed when he plays a team that can score 30+
Even a team with a bad defense like the Pats.
This shouldn’t be a shocking revelation to anyone.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 7:21 PM EST reply actions
Tebow
11 of 19 for 194 passing
11 for 88 and 2 TDs rushing
That’s pretty fucking solid.
It was a terrible game from the secondary. Just terrible. They’re young and it was an awful showing. Then again, this was a 2-14 team last year. I feel better about Denver today than I did two months ago, so that’s fine.
by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 18, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeahhh
Rex Grossman threw for 252 and the Redskins scored 27 points against the Pats defense. You really don’t have a leg to stand on here.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.
Oakland is basically out of the AFC playoff pic
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions
I would like to thank Megatron for saving my ass in my fantasy league
And extend a hearty, ‘fuck you’ to Jordy Nelson for not showing up.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
I Would also like to thank Megatron and add Cam Newton.
With fuck yous to both Blount and Helu. Big fuck you to Blount.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
Gronk is my co-MVP this year
I can forgive his near no-show today due to his body of work throughout the season.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Huge implications in pickem in this Det last minute win
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:27 PM EST reply actions
Did High School Larry steal the day again?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah that
Still a lot that could happen tonight and tomorrow night. This is easily the most exciting Sunday and Monday night game set for the league
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
FUCKING DETORIT
MOTHERFUCKERS
FUCK
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Adam Jones and Brian Matusz are at the Ravens/Chargers game tonight
Matusz, the San Diego boy, is wearing an Anquan Boldin jersey
https://twitter.com/#!/SimplyAJ10/status/148555770714275840/photo/1
by Stacey on Dec 18, 2011 7:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Super rec
He looks like he’s been lifting too right osfan?
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Gel lifting his hair, certainly.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Also AJ is from SD too
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oh duh
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Trade that man
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, yes he is
/I picked a less obvious version. Snoop Dogg in da hizzouze!
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
I ain't clicking on that. It's the Nickleback version, ain't it?
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
tsk, tsk
switching gears, heard this interview on NPR yesterday. Guy by the name of Cam Penner. Good singer/songwriter stuff. Check it out.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah....I don't quite think that was a good idea....
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Trust me - don't click the other one.
You’ll hate me forever when you see who’s doing it.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Now, this is better
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Although
his neck is still real thin and stupid looking.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
"your neck looks stupid"
My new favorite I insult
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 8:55 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
he needs to work on that
nobody with a spindly neck can get hitters out
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I challenge you to find me somebody with as stupid looking a neck and any success
Doesn’t even have to be success in baseball – I would accept successes in business, politics, show business, etc.
He looks like a fucking rooster. A weak one.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Ichabod Crane was semi-successful
well, at least he won fame, if not fortune.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
also,
uma thurman.
mmmmmm, neck:
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
HOT LINKING IS NOT ALLOWED GOD DAMNIT!
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
whaaaaaat the hell are u talkin bout, willis?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
huh. hang on....
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
can you see this?
if not, go here.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
here ya go
success with a long neck.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
With the 49ers, Ravens, Steelers still yet to play.
Dallas is now in, the Giants are out.
The AFC has been shuffled but the Jets and Broncos still hold onto playoff seeds.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 7:40 PM EST reply actions
Should be tall enough.....
And we wouldn’t need him by the time training camp for the Ravens opened….
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
He's worn it all season.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
gano'd
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM EST reply actions
haha head slap!
Never heard or seen that move before.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Was real big before it was outlawed.
I believe Deacon Jones, one of the masters of the sack before it was an official statistic, used it to perfection.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
First down!
I’ll take it
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions
BAL bacon saved by stupid penalty
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Bacon?
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
mmmmm, bacon
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I don't get it
Bacin neck? Norv Turner???
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
"saving someone's bacon" is an expression
like “saving your neck”
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Oh it's one of those expressions from your era
Like “moxie” or “bee’s knees”
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
ahahahaha
yes, it’s a swell expression! say old bean, i’d call it the cat’s meow!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Hahaha bacon
Jimmy Fallon and ms Piggie approve
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
over my head
is that something re: the new muppet movie?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Based off an assumption that you just had the same Jimmy Kimmel Live commercial as me
Where the secret word was “bacon”
Sweet irony!
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
pick a little talk a little pick a little talk a little
cheep cheep cheep talk a lot pick a little more
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
That is a random musical reference.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
because of two straight "picks" by Flacco ;)
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I just meant that nobody knows that song.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Ok fuck all of you
Cant wait until Pittsburgh wins tomorrow, we get the wild card, destroy someone on the road (Tebow), and lose to Pittsburgh in pittsburgh in the playoffs. Otherwise known as the last 3 years of my life
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 18, 2011 10:30 PM EST reply actions
Pittsburgh or New England
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I think we beat NE.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Would it not be sweet to complete the sweep in Pitt?
You come at the king, you best not miss.
by organizedchaos52 on Dec 18, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Gano'd
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Kim Jong Il is dead.
I hope Vaclav Havel gets more press tomorrow.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Good riddance to that fascist piece of toad shit
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Toad Shit Jr. would like a word with you.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 18, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
and Death comes in 3's, once again
Hitchens, Havel, & Jong Il.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 18, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
I usually don't panic
When neocons bark at the moon at whatever latest foreign threat is rattling around in their deranged imaginations.
But Kim III is 20-something. A 20-something with nukes. I would say that by itself is cause for yellow alert (and please do NOT read anything racial into that).
"You should put the secret group of people that you carry with you on your tech equipment second to the person you're sitting with."
- Merrill Markoe
Love how the refs aren't even bothering to call the false start that just happened on that play.
I guess that’s the football ref equivalent of an expanding strike zone in a blowout.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Dec 18, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions
PIT-SF delayed due to power outage
Cool footage of the power going down.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
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