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NFL Week 13 Open Thread

Dear Lord: Please let me move ahead of High School Larry this week.

Let's see which teams came to play football and which are giving 110%.

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Churches canceling Sunday services across the country

Head pastor of First Denver Presbyterian states: God obviously has his hands full helping Tim Tebow win football games.

I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face. - Waj

by Christopher Claxton on Dec 4, 2011 1:01 PM EST reply actions  

WW missed the pick em again!

I’m starting to think he’s just fucking with us…. oh well, one less competitor for the Alexander Hamilton!

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

Wait...what?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

you're a third-personer now?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

don't be all quittin up in here

And then when everyone makes fun of you for talking all that shit and losing, you’ll blame it on “missing the deadlines” instead of making bad picks

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 2:57 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh, Helu

why weren’t you starting the first half of this season?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

SKINS TD

SWEET

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

Not even getting that game in Salisbury

They’re home vs an AFC team, so it’s a CBS game, and we get the Ravens at 4 pm, so we’re not getting the Skins on FOX. Getting MIN-DEN instead.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm

lesser of two evils?

I hate these announcers. CBS’ broadcast package is weak.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

he is most definitely NOT

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This man speaks the truth

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 4, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

MIN is up 2-0 over DEN?

I LOVE an early safety!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

Depends on who that player is.

Fred Davis and Roy Helu are pretty solid starters on any FF team.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well they better enjoy Davis now

Sounds like he’s gonna be sitting for 4 games very soon

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh, just saw this

who is the skins’ 3rd tight end?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

How the hell do they do that?

Fucking retards.

by Holymittens on Dec 4, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think a player should be banned

for recreational drug use

depending on the drug, i guess

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I didn’t realize it was recreational.

I’m gonna assume it’s weed, in which case, yeah. Fuck it. Shouldn’t be illegal anyway.

by Holymittens on Dec 4, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

right

i ahve no problem with weed

if they were shootin gup heroin, that’s a little different

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If he can play pro football at a high level while maintaining a heroin addiction

I don’t think its any of our business. If he can’t, he’ll end up cut or arrested. problem solved.

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If they were shooting up heroin

That just gives them the opportunity to have a redemptive character arc.

Though come on now. It was two NFL players. If it was anything but weed, I’d be shocked.

I guess it could be coke too, but you’d have to give me long odds that it was not weed before I’d take that bet.

by Holymittens on Dec 4, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

my money is on quaaludes

or greenies.

or maybe banana peels

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Jimson weed

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 4, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello CC

Up here in maine the new thing is bath salts ?

by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Dec 4, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

....

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 4, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That about sums it up

The only thing i read on it is they end up in the psyc unit
i have always been a green bud fan, but why you would snort that stuff i will never understand

by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Dec 4, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well fuck.

If you were going to let them score it could at least have been Plaxico….

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

that was looooooong drive

Offense needs to make some hay to give the D some rest

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

that was fun

well executed, but didn’t get them much

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

hey

bad rex could have shown up there, but didn’t

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:34 PM EST reply actions  

HELU!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

ugh

the pass in the flat to moss

shades of mark brunell.

i HATE that play

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:39 PM EST reply actions  

hold your breath, here comes gaNO

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

Not blocked!

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

GREAT kickoff coverage!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

c'mon skins, get a turnover here!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

NICE hold

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh, Alabama remains 2nd in both polls

OSU not likely to have enough of a lead in the computers to make up the difference

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT A CATCH!!! DAVISSSSSSS!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

shit. out of bounds

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

skins should have quick-snapped

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

BAD REX

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

ahahaha

wipe it off the board

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

why, with a new set of downs,

does Kyle forget all his running plays?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

TERRIBLE series

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

cam newton is having an interesting game

75 yards and a TD passing
32 yards and a TD rushing
27 yards receiving

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

Cam Newton = manbearpig

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If any athlete is Honeybadger

It’s Cam Newton.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

well if you include college football

tyrann mathieu already has that nickname

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that was a horrible call, and should have been roughing

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

it's not his kicking leg

they might be able to wrap it and see if he can plant

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

crazy catch by holmes

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

Watch your language around here!!!!!

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm.

fresh munitions

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

hey skins

how about bringing some pressure?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

PLEASE call running plays now

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

DAVIS!!

Going out fighting!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

c'mon rex

learn the fucking rules

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

YES!!!

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

WOOO HOOOOOO

SKINS SAVED BY JETS STUPIDITY!!!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

Kyle, offensive wunderkind, begs to differ

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY KYLE, RUN THE FUCKING BALL

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

Kyle says,

Run the ball? LOLWUT?!

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Niles Paul

just blew that blocker up and then rocked the returner.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

Davis stays in bounds

smart.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

RUN THE BALL KYLE

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

RUN THE FUCKING BALL KYLE

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

RUN THE GODDAMNED BALL KYLE

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

KYLE YOU FUCKING SUCK BALLS

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING CHRIST

Do you not know better than to have rex throw in a short field?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:25 PM EST reply actions  

This is fucking ridiculous.

Run the fucking ball.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

i'm going to have a coronary

what is his fucking problem?

use sellers, use torain, mix it up, whatever.

FUCKING call some RUNNIG plays!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

nearly Gano'd

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

HEY KYLE
RUN THE FUCKING BALL

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

THANK you.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

keep doing it

they can’t run blitz every play

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Helu just got stuffed once

ABANDON THE RUN!!@@

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

Loving the D

Hating the O

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

seriously, why have they abandoned the run?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

When you have a QB completing 40.9% of his passes

you gotta ride a streak like that as long as you can

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

and tied now

that’s like a 28 pt deficit, right?

come out throwin’

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

great hit

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

i am speechless at the endless pass plays

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

oopsies.

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 4, 2011 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

right

better not call ANY more running plays this game.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

also,

i wouldn’t call that incontrovertible proof

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

but i guess it was

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

helu had covered up the ball

he did the right thing.

it was a perfect slap

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

NO GOOD!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

he missed it!

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 4, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

maybe the strategy was

keep helu fresh for the 4th?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

3rd and 1

an of course it’s a grossman pass play

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

WTF D Hall?!?

That’s three dropped picks in two weeks between Hall and Wilson.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

Oh Deangelo

that was a pick-6

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

Shoulder, not helmet

bad call

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

I think it was helmet to helmet, barely.

But because Sanchez lowered his head into Barnes.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

he's antwan randel el redux

except he almost never fair catches

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

also?

because of that run stuff, there will now be two straight pass plays.

you know it.

i know it.

and you can bet the jets defensive coordinator knows it.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

wow banks

you are truly a wonder

i wish you would return EVERY ball

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

I'll come back when the Redskins game is over

You’ve got more posts than TL had in the Hottie Invitational

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

you're welcome to weigh in on other scinitilating games

such as denver-minn

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

There's so much to talk about in the Pickem

These early games are gonna result in some huge shake ups in the standings

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

things are tightening

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitt has throttled Cincy today.

I have to imagine Bmore won’t lose on the road to a bad team again; so the horse race for the #1 seed in the AFC continues.

And what has gotten into Miami? They be rollin’ the past few weeks.

He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, miami is crushing OAK

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost on cue

This Minn game is getting REAL. Tebow just had a huge throw.

McGahee TD!!!

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus Tebow with the 2 pt conversion to tie it up

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

What a catch.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

GREAT catch by Davis!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

good. more running,

and with all the pass plays, where is MOss this half?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

no whammys, rex

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

like, intentional grounding

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

God Damn Percy Harvin

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Houston!

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to see a turnover here, plz

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

guaranteed, either 1st or 2nd jet play here is a 20+ pass attempt

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Lay out for that!

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

Haha Billick says "Classic Tim Tebow"

Cuz he’s been around for so long

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

it's VINTAGE Tebow!

Just like his second game, 5 weeks ago!!

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

nice run by banks

but he doesn’t seem as fast as he used to

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

GREAT field position
  • run the ball
  • use up clock
  • no rex whammys

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

couldn't resist, could you rex?

you’re fucking lucky as shit

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

GANO!!

for realz?

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

what the fuck was that kickoff?

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

Gano'd

It can mean many shitty things.

by Holymittens on Dec 4, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

even if they win, you don't get any beans

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i'll get beans

just not on the Beck bet

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

eh

NYG still has 2 games against dallas

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

eh

not too worried over here

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Gano!!

For realz.

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 4, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Lets see if that fierce Buffalo D can get a three and out and set the offense up fr a winning TD drive

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

And ATL facing a 4th and 1 with the game on the line

That went well for them last time it came up

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

the WILDCAT formation!!!!

shaking the NFL to its bones!!

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

predictable

that’s exactly when you take a shot

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

the pump fake

something rex does not understand how to do

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nacho!

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

Houston ball

First down ends it

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

they still do

it was a decent bet

D has been good, moss is back, helu starting, and the jets aren’t that good

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

They way you talk about the skins, you would they think they were the packers

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

hardly

i rip them all the time

like on that play when rex stares at his receiver the entire time

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

the sad thing is, they’re losing to a shitty team

but then again, they’re a shitty team, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 4, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Best part of the week:

Right after the Redskins game each week, OSF21 comes through the thread and comments on every positive thing zk says about the skins, bringing a lot of ridiculous comments to light.

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i am here to amuse you

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

you are funny

like a clown

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

::shoots westie in the eye::

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

::hits zk over head with phone::

::tears phone out of wall::

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This is when I wish I had Sunday ticket

Close games everywhere, can only watch one

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

BAD BAD rex

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

bahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

running game this half completely disappeared

and this is what happens

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

BRING IN BECK! BRING IN BECK!

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

Guess that Gross Rexman 3-5% chance of making the playoffs is down to a 1-2.5% chance

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

And they say wildcat is useless

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

it is

against a professional team

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

its an interesting wrinkle for an offense to work in

but it was never going to be a major element like people were claiming years ago during wildcat mania

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Once again I fucking hate fantasy football

Last week I bench Stevie Johnson against the Jets D and Reivis, he scores. Two weeks ago I bench LeGarrette agains the Packers cuz the gurus say so and he scores that 50 yd TD. Today i bench Shonn Greene because LeGarrette is a can’t miss option against the awful Panthers’ D

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

who wants in on the pool as to whe rex throw a pick now?

i say at the 2:48 mark

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

2:34

aka next play.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I lose.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay let's start talking about relevant teams

Ravens looking terrible thus far against a bad team on the road, shocker

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

I thought you wanted to talk about relevant teams?

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

in pick em, if the vikings win

GC clinches the week

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

Crucial ground being made up on HS Larry this week

Houston! Humble brag… I was shocked that I was the only one to pick Houston at home against a meh team like Atlanta. They still have one of the best running games and defenses in the league

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

you totally get credit for that.

and, as i predicted before the game, KC beat CHI

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I would just like to win a week before this is over

I am rooting for you though. Don’t want an outsider to win.

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I made up ground on KHAN!!!!! as well

Just 3 back. I’m coming for you, KHAN!!!!!!

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Another 4 way dance for the $10 this week

This is still very very close, lot of people still in it. HS Larry finally had a bad week that brought him back within range of all of us

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm 3 back as well

this week is clinched: 4 way tie for first.

and in overall standings, half the pool is within 3 points with 3 weeks to go.

this is going to be a nice finish

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

moss has to catch that

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Oooof

Ponder Fail

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Wow Cam Cameron, are you actually planning on running the ball with your Pro Bowl RB

Against a team that can’t stop the run?

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

He's gonna wait until 4th & 1

And not make it, and use it as an excuse to not run again today.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That better be a rain-induced decision

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I'm OK with going for it

I will not be OK with using not making it as an excuse to stop running.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, gano

off the upright

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

denver's about to win. again.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

and they pull ahead!

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

ugly, redskins.

UGLY

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

Giants early lead

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

When do the Broncos play a real football team?

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

Uh oh, we broke Colt McCoy

Who’s their backup? He’s terrible, I think it might have actually been in our best interest to keep him and his small hands in this rainy game

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

manningface!

no eli, it’s nobody else’s fault when you skip passes off the turf

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by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

TEBOW BITCHES!!!

Hate ALL you want…. 6-1 is a better winning percentage than EVERY team but the Packers…. oh, and guess what? No Von Miller today on the ROAD either…

“B…B….B…b….but he doesn’t throw a nice spiral. Ponder does though but he got an ‘L’….”

BYAHHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!!

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 4:33 PM EST reply actions  

oh snap

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd...

….. and flagged.

They have solidified myself as my #2.

I’m proudly rocking BLACK and PURPLE right now and am shit-faced off my ass with my “Raven Nation”!!!

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahah, solidified #2

hahahahaha

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 4, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't think Tebow is the reason Denver is winning.

Okay, I’m off to hide now.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.

by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally agree...

Denver Broncos STATS

Orton 1-4
Tebow 6-1

Same defense, same WRs, similar schedule…..

I don’t really think this warrants much of a response.

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

False

I’ve TRIED to prove this statement: “I really don’t think Tebow is the reason Denver is winning” is incorrect.

Simply that.

If we want to create a separate discussion on the viability of Orton’s “quarterbackness” we can.

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

He throws 15 times a game and his team happens to win. Saying he’s better than Kyle Orton is basically meaningless, and don’t forget that Denver’s schedule hasn’t been particularly difficult. When Denver plays good teams, they will force Tebow to throw and for us doubters, that’s when the fun starts!

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by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I’ll take 10/15 for 200 yards, 2 TDS, 0 INTs, and a ‘W’ ANY.DAY.OF.THE.WEEK.

The Skins would kill for the kid DCO’sfan.

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

False

The Skins would kill for Cam Newton.

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by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Even though they gave up a lot of points

Denver D had a pick 6 and a crucial INT at the end of the game when Ponder was rolling in the 4th quarter.

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Every week it's something bro.....

EVERY… WEEK…..

But, they did this, and this happened, and…. b… b….b….

Orton 1-4
Tebow 6-1

Believe in the tooth fairy all you want

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Football is a team sport.

Teams win games. Yes, the likes of Brady or Peyton Manning win games for their team, but if you think Tebow is anywhere near their level, I’m done talking to you.

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by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You wanna move to Denver and be Tebow's first, that's up to you

Don’t act like he’s the only reason they’re on a nice little win streak. I watched most of the game today, his throws were still lofty and ugly. MInnesota was leaving his guys wiiiiiide open all game

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Drunk WW versus DCO'sfan

who will own it?

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I've made my points.

But he keeps returning to the absolutely meaningless wins statistic.

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by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You WOULD take 10/15 for 200 2 TDs and 0 INTs any day of the week.

The problem is that’s the first time he’s even topped 180. He has more games under 100 yards passing than over 200.

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 4, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Jeremy Guthrie = Kyle Orton because he doesn’t win games. Right, WW?

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by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha...

If you really think a QB in football is the same as a pitcher in baseball I don’t really know how to approach this.

I guess if Tom Brady or Peyton Manning played for the Orioles, they’d still suck… Oh waitm that’s right…. Colts were dominant for a DECADE with Peyton. Without him, they won’t win a game.

I don’t think you’re a big sports person though so I’ll just step away from this.

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

All of this.

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 5, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

This

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 5, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 5, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

You're absolutely dead on about the cheap shot last line of mine.

I apologize.

But all the Tebow stuff, I firmly stand by. My argument is simply that he IS making the difference. It wasn’t the Orton and them were losing to all the top teams in the NFL and then Tebow got the easy schedule. It’s been reasonably similar.

But alas…

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 5, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The Vikings suck.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess 6 of the last 7 opponents did as well.

Tebow plays a game called “I WIN”.

#bigdaddyquotes

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

HIp

Hip Hop

HIp Hop Anonymous?

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Current record of teams Tebow has beaten

Miami 4-8
Oakland 7-5
Kansas City 5-7
NYJ 7-5
San Diego 4-7
Minnesota 2-10

That’s two winning teams, and only one game that I’m really surprised they won. I figured the Jets would stop Tebowmania, and except for one guy blowing his contain and allowing the game-winning TD rush by Tebow, they did. I don’t think every team has the coaching to draw the scheme or the personnel to execute a good scheme.

But there are some more junk teams on the schedule, so he could easily go 3-1 in the last four.

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by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

....
FauxJohnMadden Faux John Madden
BREAKING: If you missed today’s Tim Tebow victory.. You can watch the replay on Monday’s episode of the 700 clu

b.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that broke oddly.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You guess right.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 4, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Have they played a playoff bound team yet?

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 4, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Wins

The all-telling stat for QBs.

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by daveh873 on Dec 4, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ray Rice, TD

and all is right with the world

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

And the Ravens get hosed by a video replay call.

All is normal with the world. What a bullshit call. I don’t understand how you can have video review and still fuck it up. That’s about as obvious as it gets.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

I expected better out of Gunz Hochuli

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

How is that not a catch and fumble?

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Three steps with possession!

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

11 straight running plays for teh ravens?

That’s how you’re gonna win this game, guys. Keep doing that. You signed Ricky Williams for a reason. Today’s it.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

Oh no Billy

Okay Cam, I’m cool with those 4th and 1’s I guess.

He almost missed the PAT too

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Bad Dallas showing up in Arizona today

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Doesn't bad Dallas always show up in Arizona?

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not taking anything for granted.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

WoW ad

If you weren;t already playing WoW, why in the world would you start in 2011? Wouldn’t you be about 5 years behind?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

I've often wondered that about WOW TV ads.

You’d be surprised by how many non-nerds play the game or spent significant time playing the game, though. I can say this with authority because I am a nerd who plays the game, and I have met a bunch of people where I’m like, “What the hell is THIS person doing playing this game?” There was a lot of crossover appeal there.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

But that start new in 2011?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I agree with that.

I am not sure what person who is watching NFL games that they think is going to suddenly try WOW now.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude is 71

That’s my dad’s age, and 4 years older than my mom. And I’M old.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Billy Billy Billy Billy...

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJPg1Fivmqg

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha YES!

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Billy Cundiff is having ANOTHER off day

Two clunkers in a month…

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

Matt Stover ain't walkin' through that door.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

boyo

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 4, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

The only thing missing to make that an Ed Reed interception was a lateral.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If he turns into,

well, anything down the stretch that’d be huge. We’ve been playing so well without him all year and if we got a decent corner for the playoffs we’d be scary

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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish he scored right there.

because we’re not going to kick a field goal.

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 4, 2011 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

I totally thought you were a Redskins fan

I guess not.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.

by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I am, primarily.

But it’s never been quite as strong as my O’s fanness. I see no issue with also rooting for the Ravens.

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Dec 4, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It will be a 25 yarder

I think Cundiff can pull that off.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That was scary

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

They shouldn't let him kick anything farther than 30 for the rest of the game.

And I’m not even sure about that.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

the new Tintin movie looks horrifically bad

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

this.

Since when did Haddock have a bazooka? Thanks for spielberging tintin steven!

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

from that clip

spielberg seems to have turned Tintin into a 10-year old boy instead of a reporter in his 20s

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that they are trying to get a new audience.

So basically kids who are used to seeing transformers movies. There are so many problems with this. I never got the point of hacking up the source material to get “new, young, AMERICAN, fans” or as one British critic said, “it’s Tintin for morons”

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Not as bad a drive as that one against the 49ers once it got to goal to go, but nearly as bad.

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

The old QB sneak from the 5?

Fuck Cam Cameron, for real

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Has anyone seen Hugo yet?

I’m probably seeing it next week and I want to know what people think.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.

by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

it's the second highest rated film

on metacritic right now.

word is it’s one of the few movies that actually does something great with the three-dee.

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Disney movies as guilty pleasure fun

So I was pretty surprised to see that a Disney movie was kind of dark and had substance. That is, until I realized that it’s directed by Scorcese.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.

by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck

My dad told me it was a Disney movie, but it’s Paramount. My bad.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.

by DCO'sfan on Dec 4, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

that was hilarious

"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino

by zknower on Dec 4, 2011 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

Tuck rule, perhaps?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

So he took 4 steps and lost the ball....

Incomplete, right?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Ray Rice!

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 4, 2011 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

Had switched over the UMd-ND game

From how far out?

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

67 yard run, no TD

ricky williams finished it off from a few yards out

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it

UMd looking good with 5:00 left.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is there college football on a Sunday?

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If it involves UMd doing well...

it’s obviously not football.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

78-71 UMd over ND, FINAL

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 4, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

Stoglin is money.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Dallas is awful

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Dallas just shot themselves in the foot.

"And, I'm guessing our soldiers are happy about this, that they're leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there is crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population. But they said they are happy to come home anyway."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 4, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Let's be honest.....did you ever have any interest in it before?

Pretty obvious it was gonna be a pick of the same fucking teams it always is.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 4, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have much preferred Oklahoma State

and after they crushed Oklahoma yesterday, i thought there was a chance voters might bump them up

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Checking in late...

Wieters Weiners,

Let the haters hate. Tebow and the Broncos will just keep winning. They sit in first place right now. They should absolutely win 3 of the last 4.

Hmm… I may just have to order a Tebow jersey if this keeps up.

by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 4, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I just took a gander at the Cleveland Browns SBNation blog

it’s the craziest shit I’ve ever seen. There’s a rule against subject lines. Very strange to read the comments.

by PhilR8 on Dec 4, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

P.S.

I’m pretty smashed so I don’t want to respond to the above at this juncture…

Will work for Recs.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 4, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That may be the dumbest thing I've seen in the last 12 hours

Why a rule against subject lines?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 5, 2011 7:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually read their community guidelines

and they said it’s not expressly forbidden, but it is the will of the community to not use subject lines. Even for images. So I guess you won’t get banned for using subject lines, but you’ll probably get ridiculed to the point where you either stop using them or stop visiting.

by PhilR8 on Dec 5, 2011 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

They're Browns fans.

They’ve suffered so much that their brains’ internal logic structures have been fried.

by Tezcatlipoca on Dec 5, 2011 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Homeland is so money.

Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"

by birdman on Dec 5, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

so is your mom

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 5, 2011 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

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