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Baltimore Orioles: Sports Illustrated says the Orioles' best-case scenario in 2011 is 91 wins - baltimoresun.com
SI predicts a 78 win season for the O's, with a best-case "go crazy, why not" ceiling of 91 wins. But in this scenario, 91 wins only earns us 3rd place in the AL East. God, that's depressing.

Roar from 34 - A Baltimore Orioles Blog: Unlucky versus the Orioles, Okajima will now try to stem the Tides
The reversal of fortunes for Matt Albers and Hedeki Okajima does not seem to favor the Orioles. Bring back the Okey-Dokey!* *That's a real thing, I didn't make it up. Sox color commentator Jerry Remy did.

Why Is Josh Rupe Coming To Baltimore? | Camden Crazies
Good question, Daniel. Apparently, Mr. Rupe will be joining the big league club because he passed Showalter's "eye test".

2 Va. Beach ball players in big leagues | HamptonRoads.com | PilotOnline.com
Mark Reynolds
and Ryan Zimmerman: both from Virginia Beach! Virginia Beach is Virginia's largest city, and they make kind of a lot of ballplayers there. 

Post-Hype Analysis: Matt Wieters - Minor League Ball
John Sickels examines Matt Wieters to date and offers some predictions on his future.

MLB Quietly Euthanizes 120 Unnecessary Players | The Onion Sports Network
Alas, Nolan Reimold did not escape the purge of 118 players deemed "inconsequential or redundant." -zk 

Baltimore Orioles 2011 Preview | I Hate JJ Redick
A rundown of the upcoming season with a prediction of an 80-82 record.

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I expect more out of John Sickels

That Wieters column on Sickels’ site is quite disappointing. If he fashions himself as a scout or at least having an understanding of scouting . . . how is there absolutely no scouting analysis done in that post? Why waste time writing four paragraphs about numbers without much frame of view beyond similarity scores? Who really uses similarity scores these days anyway?

by crawdaddy on Mar 30, 2011 8:24 AM EDT reply actions  

For the most part I enjoy Sickels

But he does stuff like that sometimes, even in prospect lists. It’s a little frustrating.

They don't have to be good. They just have to be there. - EME

by Stacey on Mar 30, 2011 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Basically...it all boils down to:

Matt Wieters is a failed prospect. We should trade him for Melvin Mora immediately.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to . . . I based much of my work off of his rankings and views. Why? He used to be attached to reputable organizations, he was conformable with stats, and he provided a lot of scouting information for free. Maybe he has just burned out or maybe I have been schooled enough by scouts to recognize needs and limits of scouting and statistical analysis, but I find his writeups to be incredibly underwhelming.

Even with the Wieters retrospective . . . it pales in comparion to what he used to do with retrospectives.

by crawdaddy on Mar 30, 2011 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

80-82?!? Is the guy NUTS or what?

82-80!!!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Mar 30, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Sickels views himself as a scout...

He may include some scouting data in his profiles but he’s not a scout. I think….

Neyer also did a post about Sickel’s article. Unfortunately, it had no substance as well. Unfortunately, since he’s move over to SBnation, I’ve noticed that he’s done a lot of 2-5 sentence blog posts. I would much rather sacrifice quantity for quality with Rob. Instead of writing 7 really short blogs posts per day, I much rather see 1 quality blog post per day from Mr. Neyer.

Folksy literate type.

by birdman on Mar 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

what would kegasus do?

by thewaywardO on Mar 30, 2011 8:41 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Probably rear back and crush your skull with his hooves, then pound back a couple of brewskis.

"You can always tell Yankees fans by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces." - J. K. O'Toole (paraphrased)

by Eat More Esskay on Mar 30, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't David Wright

And the Upton Bros also play high school ball with Zim and Reynolds? Also Vick’s from Newport News. There was something in that Norfolk/VA Beach water circa 1980.

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Yep

A friend of mine from college knew all three from his baseball days in NN.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

allen iverson is from that area too

if we’re throwing out people from other sports

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Mar 30, 2011 8:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Not quite midseason form are we?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

it takes practice...

practice? practice!

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Mar 30, 2011 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not a game!

We talkin bout practice!

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

We're not talkin' about a game here

We’re talkin’ about PRACTICE.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

This blog's commentariat is in The Best Shape of Its Life

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

hear ye hear ye

the Orioles end the losing this year. My expectation meter is off the charts.

by Philly O's on Mar 30, 2011 9:01 AM EDT reply actions  

things are pretty quiet around here today

after yesterday’s “swing or take on a 3-0 count”-gate

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Mar 30, 2011 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

and the previous week's...

buck quote-a-rama.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Mar 30, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

the calm before the storm

They don't have to be good. They just have to be there. - EME

by Stacey on Mar 30, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hungry.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

have a taco.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Mar 30, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't think there's a taco bell around here.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Lunch can’t come quick enough.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Mar 30, 2011 9:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Only 1000

To make it through the whole day, I’ve gotta go without lunch until at least 1130. Otherwise I’m hungry for the rest of the day too.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just got to eat now.

Was at the compass rose all morning freezing my ass off.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Mar 30, 2011 11:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm holding out for another like 10 minutes.

This is way more difficult than it ought to be.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

have something wOBAcon

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just listened to yesterday's around the horn.

Woody Paige just predicted Jake Fox will be this year’s Jose Bautista

by HolyOs on Mar 30, 2011 9:50 AM EDT reply actions  

If he does

I hope the Orioles are smart enough NOT to give him a 5 year contract.

They don't have to be good. They just have to be there. - EME

by Stacey on Mar 30, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least...

not before seeing how last year’s jose bautista pans out.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Mar 30, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaha

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Mar 30, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Dammit Woody Paige, I usually root for you but you gotta do more homework.

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

really?

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Mar 30, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's hilarious

Don’t tell me you root for douchebag Mariotti

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha I don't think Mariotti's been on that show for like 2 years

I don’t think Mariotti’s been on that show for like 2 years

by HolyOs on Mar 30, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Question:

When was Mariotti last on the show?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just being stupid

But yes.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i try to avoid it completely...

though i always find it funny that skip bayless is rick bayless’s brother.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Mar 30, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Skip's not on Around the Horn

But they did both graduate from the Colin Cowherd School of Hatefully Critical Journalism

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how they could graduate from any school

on the topic of people who need to do more homework…

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just cherish the days

when Michael Smith is on. Good journalist, hilarious guy.

by HolyOs on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with half of this sentence

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wow....jokes!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had no idea

there were so many people in Virginia Beach. Why are they there?

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 10:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Because it has a beach

Never underestimate the power of a beach to draw multitudes of people.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Mar 30, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

That makes sense...

…but that beach is only a draw in the summertime. The rest of the year…?

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

a lot of navy/port jobs in norfolk?

if you count Norfolk, Hampton Roads, Chesapeake, it’s actually a weirdly huge city

by HolyOs on Mar 30, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

1.6 Million

in the metro area. Who knew?

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

well...

…comparing metro areas to city propers is a false equivalence. Although you take a “city” like Phoenix and it looks like a suburb most anyplace else.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Norfolk, Newport News, Hampton, and VA Beach

All combine to make this moderately densely populated but still rural area. There’s a decent amount of colleges there too: Old Dominion, Hampton, lots more. I don’t know how they single out VA Beach as the single most populated city in Virginia though. NoVa probably trumps that whole area but I guess maybe Vienna and Alexandria aren’t formally designated as cities, I don’t know.

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know Alexandria is a formal city.

Not sure about Vienna….Wikipedia says it’s a town.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

according to Wikipedia

NoVa has a population of 2.6 million

by HolyOs on Mar 30, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Largest drydock operations onteh East Coast.

It’s the Navy’s main East Coast port.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Last time I was in Virginia Beach

I was a freshman in college and I chipped a piece of bone off the bottom of my foot and tore several small ligaments during a soccer tournament. I had to have emergency surgery and then my mother had to drive all the way down from Baltimore to pick me up and take me back to St. Joseph’s. I had to stay in St. Joe’s for a week while I waited to have a second surgery, missed all my finals at Maryland and then had to make special appointments to take all of them once I was out of the hospital while I was whacked out on pain meds. Not the best grades that semester.

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

So did you enjoy Va. Beach or what?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Mar 30, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

heading to the credit union to see about a personal loan

wish me luck guys…

big plans, big plans…

"I don't have an on-deck circle for ideas. It's just 'Batter up!!' Even though they're bad" - Mike Birbiglia

by Parkinglotninja on Mar 30, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

goddamn

you buying the ring already?

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh that's exactly what I thought

They don't have to be good. They just have to be there. - EME

by Stacey on Mar 30, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nah, no ring yet

going to pay off all the credit cards, get some furniture for my place, a motorcycle, and a bunch of orioles tickets…

"I don't have an on-deck circle for ideas. It's just 'Batter up!!' Even though they're bad" - Mike Birbiglia

by Parkinglotninja on Mar 30, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sir, I believe your pants are on fire

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

perfectly not on fire

credit card payments = more than loan payments. (interest rates and all)

so i figure wth. pay em off and have some fun…those front row seats on top the os dugout are just screaming my name…

"I don't have an on-deck circle for ideas. It's just 'Batter up!!' Even though they're bad" - Mike Birbiglia

by Parkinglotninja on Mar 30, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love America.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember the "baseball fan" dream job?

Turns out one of the two doods is an O’s fan. Represent!

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

only if you say the magic word

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not enough bacon.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

woba?

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rays? Friedman?

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tillman sucks!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is a big year for him..

I’ve held the jury out on him up to this point. But another disappointing inconsistent year and I’ll probably throw him in my personal recycle bin.

Same with Wieters a litle. He won’t quite be in the recycle bin, but he’ll be in the “decent, but I give up on the superstar hype” bin.

by Wieters Wieners on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I was just evilly trying to provoke Andrew with harsh words.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think there's room for Wieters to be a good, but not mind-blowing, catcher.

I would be a little bummed if this was the case, but I still feel like at the worst that’s what we’ll end up getting.

Tillman has Daniel Cabrera 2.0 potential.

"You can always tell Yankees fans by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces." - J. K. O'Toole (paraphrased)

by Eat More Esskay on Mar 30, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Going to be an interesting year for alot of people. I really think this roster is loaded with people with something to prove.

Are Lee and Vlad completely washed up or do they have something left in the tank?

Can B-Rob finally stay healthy?

Can Nick show some power again?

Can Wieters/Jones/Tillman show us what we thought they might have been capable of?

Can Luke prove his somewhat consistency last year wasn’t a fluke?

Will Buck show that the ‘Buck effect’ wasn’t just a byproduct of SSS?

Will Matusz and Britton show themselves to be future MLB A-Listers?

I’m so excited to see these questions unravel starting Friday…

by Wieters Wieners on Mar 30, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh

whatever Lee and Vlad have to prove doesn’t really matter to the Orioles, does it?

Even if Brian plays 150 games in 2011, that’s no guarantee at all that he’s healthy in 2012 or 2013. I doubt that I’ll feel any more secure about him.

I don’t think it’s make-or-break time for Tillman. He needs to take a step forward, but he doesn’t need to become one of the 20 best pitchers in baseball or anything like that.

I’m also a little hesitant to put so, so much on Britton. NO MORE SAVIORS!

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Yeah, my questions are certainly short-sighted.

Lee and Vlad’s proving they have something left in the tank doesn’t have anything to do with the Os long-term, but it’ll still be fun to see. I’m also looking forward to following Drese this year even though I doubt he’ll ever really contribute to the Orioles winning. But I like following the individuals that wear the orange and black as well as the team. I hope Vlady does great this year and if he doesn’t return with us catches on somewhere else and does well. He’s now part of our small fraternity. The same way I still wish good upon Miggy.

by Wieters Wieners on Mar 30, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know where we got this Vlad is washed up idea from

He was an All Star last year and finished 11th in MVP voting. Slash line was below his career average but still well above league average.

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Vlad

looking so shitty in the postseason last year really affected his stock with a lot of people. Particularly his adventures in RF were really ugly. But he wasn’t so hot at the plate either.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is

he has absolutely raked the ball this spring.

Especially for someone of his stature, who really has no need to prove anything in pretend baseball, that’s a good sign for the season

by Chanumas on Mar 30, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you look at Vlad's 2009 and his second half 2010

he’s got a slash line of .288/.329/.446 in 696 PA. And he very obviously can’t play any defense at all. So that’s where the “Vlad is in serious decline” school of thought is coming from.

The counter point is of course that he was awesome at the plate in the first half of last year (.319/.364/.554 in 354 PA), so judge accordingly.

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds perfect to me

We’ll get his best in the first half, trade value will be through the roof, and we’ll move him before he runs out of gas.

Also with him strictly DH-ing maybe he won’t regress as much as season wears on.

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

two things

one: that would be a perfect scenario, but I deem it unlikely for a variety of reasons (notably that it’s a perfect world scenario, and those never seem to happen)

two: he was strictly DHing last year. He had all of 17 games as an outfielder (not counting the playoffs) Playing the field was not the reason he wore down.

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think alot of people think he had a fluke season last year because of his average year the year prior. And I don’t have the numbers in front of me (eating lunch) but him weakening down the stretch combined with his age and natural regression combined with no one really wanting him… I think he has something to prove.

by Wieters Wieners on Mar 30, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hoooooooooes?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Mar 30, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/30/mlb-launches-the-fan-cave/

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

This sounds 10000% cooler than they made it sound when they were looking for people to apply.

"You can always tell Yankees fans by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces." - J. K. O'Toole (paraphrased)

by Eat More Esskay on Mar 30, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except for the part

where you have to live in times square with a Yankees fan for a year. I hope Ryan Showalters the hell out of that Yankdouche.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Mar 30, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Abracadabra!

http://mlbfancave.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?topic_id=17160334

(He’s after the Yankee scumbag)

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Mar 30, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet....only meeting of the day cancelled

Now I can veg at my desk all day and wish for 5pm.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 10:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, I've always said an idle mind is the devil's workshop

so, I’m sending you one of the two reports I have to finish by the end of work tomorrow. Let me know if you have any questions, and enjoy.

by DJAY on Mar 30, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

I’m working, just not as actively as I should.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

So apparently one of the "personal items" stolen from Evan Longoria

is an AK-47.

I wonder if the O’s could convince Luke to do some serious recruiting once Longo’s contract is up.

(and yes, that’s a joke. I know Luke’s association with the O’s will end long before Longo’s association with the Rays will)

by Chanumas on Mar 30, 2011 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Thing is...

if you’re into those rifles, the AR-15 is a better choice for accuracy. Now, an AK, you could throw in a mud puddle, drive over it with a tank, pour dirt in the firing chamber and leave it buried in a rice patty for a year and it would still fire. But if you’re keeping a rifle inside, the AR-15 might be the better choice.

And man, are those things fun to fire. Felt like I could take over Guatemala by myself with enough ammo.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Mar 30, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Longo was into it

because it was a cool toy to have. Accuracy and rice patty effectiveness had little to nothing to do with it.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Mar 30, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

They do if you're in Vietnam!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

He just likes saying

He didn’t even have to use his AK.

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

which as we all know...

would make it a good day.

twice in one week!

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Mar 30, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Today is always a good day at CC.

Less big words and more exclamation marks

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Mar 30, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this flow chart

is absolutely incredible.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

The Washington Wizards: providing career scoring nights for unknown opposing bench players since 2004.

by mamemimo on Mar 30, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fantasy baseball

I threw together a super-last-minute league on Yahoo. Roto scoring, no entry fee, online draft at 7:15 Eastern tonight. I still have eight slots. If anyone wants to jump in:

League ID 199911
Password slapdash

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Mar 30, 2011 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

So I saw today on the twitter

that Earl Weaver is throwing out the first pitch on Monday, which is terrific. It reminds me though that my new year’s resolution for the Orioles is to welcome Mike Mussina – one of the greatest Orioles of all time – back to the fold with a first pitch. The Yankees home opener is tomorrow, and guess who’s throwing out the first pitch?

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I just need to make sure I'm in the ballpark this year for all these festivities....

I rolled in plastered drunk in the second inning last year. I only remember it was cold/windy and Gonzalez blew the save.

by Wieters Wieners on Mar 30, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez blew the save

Never would have guessed that!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

So I saw "The Runaways" last night

and moderately enjoyed it.

But I feel creepy as hell, because….um….isn’t Dakota Fanning like 15 years old?

by Chanumas on Mar 30, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

She's creepy looking too

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

There’s a scene where the band plays “Cherry Bomb” in Japan that comes dangerously close to FBI watchlist territory

by Chanumas on Mar 30, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia tells me she just turned 17 in February.

So she is right on par with every girl that has been on the d

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Mar 30, 2011 12:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dammit

Disney channel. Of course she did do a rape scene when she was 11ish.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.

by Knubles and Bits on Mar 30, 2011 12:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

for some reason

she seems like the slowest aging celebrity around to me.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know it's a slow sports day when the headline article on ESPN.com is about cricket.

"You can always tell Yankees fans by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces." - J. K. O'Toole (paraphrased)

by Eat More Esskay on Mar 30, 2011 11:50 AM EDT reply actions  

ESPN made a list of worst opening day starters

and while there weren’t any Orioles on the list, 5 of the 10 have been in the organization(as far as I can remember anyways). 4 as actual starters.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Mar 30, 2011 11:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Haha...

The 21st century Orioles: Shitty Pitching, but not egregiously so on Opening Day

God, I hated Omar Daal when he was with the team

by Chanumas on Mar 30, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

man

I just went and looked at the roster for the 2003 O’s and started weeping for my 16 year old self. How did I ever stand it?

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Mar 30, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just went and looked at the roster

and wow…fuck that noise.

"I don't have an on-deck circle for ideas. It's just 'Batter up!!' Even though they're bad" - Mike Birbiglia

by Parkinglotninja on Mar 30, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

valid arguement

however i feel like the combination of sir drinks alot and deivi “bobbleballs” cruz cancels that out….

"I don't have an on-deck circle for ideas. It's just 'Batter up!!' Even though they're bad" - Mike Birbiglia

by Parkinglotninja on Mar 30, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

It’s not remarkable in a good way. Tony Batista was probably the most worthless power hitter ever

by Chanumas on Mar 30, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Carter

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

WHERE IS MUSSINA

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was pretty awful

but 28 hrs in modern orioles numbers is pretty good indeed…

and his batting stance was rediculous

"I don't have an on-deck circle for ideas. It's just 'Batter up!!' Even though they're bad" - Mike Birbiglia

by Parkinglotninja on Mar 30, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know what's worse?

If the Orioles had even a moderately competent pitching staff in 2004 or 2005, they would have been pretty dang good. Playoff contenders, maybe.

In 1914 Charles Mulligan got drunk, wandered into a field, and punched a man to death. Well, that man turned out to be a cow, and that cow turned out to be a delicious steak.

by Andrew_G on Mar 30, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck 2005

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Mar 30, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one thing (and it truly is the only thing)

that I liked about 2005 was the sorta ascendancy, as fleeting as it was, of Bruce Chen.

I have a HUGE amount of like for that guy, truth and facts be damned!

by Chanumas on Mar 30, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joke of the Day for the win.

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Mar 30, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

2004 pythag record seemed kinda fluky,

and half the team was roiding.

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on Mar 30, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I JUST read about that Fox kerfuffle

That’s an actual thing?!? REALLY?? The old school is fucking stupid at times. I think they’re just making shit up as they go along. Soon it’ll be “well you CAN’T plunk Jetes on his birthday even if he is a big douchebag, that’s not OLD SCHOOL!” Sure you normally take on a 3-0, but what’s to say you don’t get one straight down the middle? You make clowns pay for that shit. Jeebus H Christmas.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Baltimore, do as I tell you to.

by NSOsFan on Mar 30, 2011 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Word

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lulllllllll

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

iOS game recommendation:

Collision Effect

Ridiculously addictive. Quick and easy to play. Hard to put down. My high score so far is 5.5 million.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Mar 30, 2011 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Can somebody who uses iTunes test out something podcast-related for me?

Please try to manually subscribe to Camdencast:

Advanced → Subscribe to Podcast

and paste in this link: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/576486/camdencast.xml

It worked for me, but I just want to see if it’s working for others also. After we record another episode or two, I’m going to submit it to iTunes so it’ll show up in their list. But for now I just want to make sure I have this rss/xml stuff done properly. Thanks!

"You can always tell Yankees fans by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces." - J. K. O'Toole (paraphrased)

by Eat More Esskay on Mar 30, 2011 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

worked for me

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Mar 30, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Submit it to the Zune marketplace too!

I just got a Windows Phone. I’ll subscribe!

by PhilR8 on Mar 30, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

just download Juice. Awesome 3rd party program that grabs podcasts from links like EME’s above. Then you don’t need to become part of Apple’s Cult. :-p

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Mar 30, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a cult member

I used to use DoggCatcher on Android, now I’m using Zune software for my HTC Arrive. I’m not tied to any company or ecosystem – I’ll try them all.

by PhilR8 on Mar 30, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's cool...

What I like about Juice is it just downloads the mp3, and then you can do whatever the heck you want with it on any player/phone.

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Mar 30, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm picking up one skill at a time here.

When I woke up this morning I had never so much as looked at an XML file.

"You can always tell Yankees fans by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces." - J. K. O'Toole (paraphrased)

by Eat More Esskay on Mar 30, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

You’re doing a damn find job, son.

by PhilR8 on Mar 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

That podcast was awesome! I will definitely be subscribing.

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Mar 30, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Works.

"maybe its just me but i think if the os cant get more rbis they arenever going to win why not get zito or another proven veteran in hear" - zknower

by Emperor Lrrr on Mar 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ihatejjredick guy is smoking crack
He may be an innings eater but simply put Jeremy Guthrie is horrible. He has 31 losses over the last two seasons and would be a 4th or 5th starter on most MLB clubs.

1) Losses? WTF. You’re still paying attention to wins and losses as a measure of ability? How do you have a job?

2) Guthrie has a career WHIP of 1.28, and last year had a WHIP of 1.16. His ERA+ is 107 for his career and was 11 last year.

He is a solid number 3 starter. To call him “horrible” shows your ignorance, dude.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Mar 30, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That guy probably thinks CC should have won the Cy with all of those wins!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Mar 30, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that's no good

They don't have to be good. They just have to be there. - EME

by Stacey on Mar 30, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

although Guts did have a pretty poor 2009

They don't have to be good. They just have to be there. - EME

by Stacey on Mar 30, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

Tillman is now the no. 3 starter??? ok I know he and Jake are pretty similar stat-wise, but I definitely give the nod to Arrieta in this situation. what gives?

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Music City Miracles Hall Of Fame, Class of 2010

by danielreese05 on Mar 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck

maybe he thinks the fans would prefer to see Jake on opening day? Stupid reason but, there is also the fact that Tillman did better than Arrieta in spring training and Tillman made it to the bigs before Jake

by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Jen Royle is suing Nestor & Co. for $800K

for saying mean things about her.

http://mobile.baltimoresun.com/wap/news/text.jsp?sid=297&nid=43734292&cid=17076&scid=1956&ith=1&title=Top+Stories

So there’s a real, practicing attorney who took that woman’s money, knowing libel and slander law, and filed that suit. Wow. She does know she has ZERO chance of winning, doesn’t she?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Mar 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

wait a minute
saying they diminished her reputation by calling her “trashy” and incompetent on-air and online.

But she is trashy and incompetent! Since when can you sue for someone stating the truth?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Mar 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No defamation for the truth

Mock Trial being put to work.

"We have a winner. You lost me at salad." - duck, z"l

by DCO'sfan on Mar 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man, get the popcorn

Nestor’s saying it’s all about someone trying to make a profit off of his phenomenal success:

It’s a small club, those of this who do this for a living in 2011. And it’s an even smaller club for Baltimore people who own their own multimedia conglomerate and trade off of their integrity. (As a matter of fact, I’m the only member of that club.)
According to most of my partners, this is nothing new. This is what it’s like to own a public business with a public voice and to have credible and visibly successful partners and the biggest social media footprint in the marketplace.

I’ve been told "the taller the tree grows the more people who will come to chop it down."

It’s like one crazy person suing another crazy person!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Mar 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope, somehow, they both end up with jail time

but honestly, I think i’ll root for Royale here. She’s annoying, but she’ll put herself out of a job soon enough. Nestor needs to be taken down about 17 pegs. Hit ’em where it hurts.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Mar 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this payback for us not reading all your links in BD?

so now you won’t read our fanposts

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Mar 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, snap!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Mar 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do believe I've been told.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Mar 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

But in my defense

I use the mobile version a lot, and FanPosts don’t appear unless you click to see FanPosts by themselves.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Mar 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

well, we'll forgive you for not deigning to click on fanposts

if you agree to forgive, um… whoever it was that didn’t read through 400+ posts to find the jake fox 3-0 convo.

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Mar 30, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds fair

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Mar 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

shazam!

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone have an recommendations on things to do in Ann Arbor?

I am going to be up there this weekend with some time to kill.

"maybe its just me but i think if the os cant get more rbis they arenever going to win why not get zito or another proven veteran in hear" - zknower

by Emperor Lrrr on Mar 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The NY Times has some suggestions

36 Hours in Ann Arbor

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Mar 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

caveat....

just realized those suggestions are 9 years old.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Mar 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay

shit doesn’t change that fast out there.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on Mar 30, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

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