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Game 1: Orioles (0-0) @ Rays (0-0), Overflow Gamethread #1

O's up 4-0 after 5-1/2.

Go O's!

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some people might have shittier connections tho

Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller

by John Stephens on Apr 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Duck isn’t on tonight

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha motherfucker

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Apr 1, 2011 9:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh snap

I'm bi-winning. - Charlie Sheen

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 1, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

banned?

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but it's a break in the action

and I may not be able to stick around for the end…..

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus

the large threads are killer on mobile devices

Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller

by John Stephens on Apr 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

winning

Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller

by John Stephens on Apr 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Overflow thread?

more like O’s crush Rays: the sequel

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Careful what you say

Mike Gonzalez hasn’t pitched yet.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Apr 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

or the sequel

kevin greggggggggg

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like winning

And blow and porn stars and tigers blood

by Philly O's on Apr 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

and F-18's?

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and ..... and TWINS

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, man...

awful.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Apr 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see Tiger blood signs Monday

by Timbo Slice on Apr 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im enjoying watching the os

who knew it was possible

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I heart Leonard Hankerson

by Zachary Beard on Apr 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

GUTS IS EN FUEGO

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

might leave a scar

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

luck

Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller

by John Stephens on Apr 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This overflow thread is bad luck

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I concur.

Back to the original thread!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind. We good.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad luck for Damon

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw fuck yeah Lee

Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller

by John Stephens on Apr 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty much

lee makes me feel better than wiggy would right now

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still love you, Thorsten von Wigglyenstein!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, lee...

not a chance in hell wigglington makes that play.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Apr 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNING!

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by Zachary Beard on Apr 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe b/c it's played a couple thousand times?

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

same with "mpire" or that other carpet lady

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luna!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Carpetbagger.

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was okay, Lee..

but Luke would have made it look nicer.

by mlb32001 on Apr 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Call me dumb, and maybe I missed it earlier

why are the umps letting Matty and the base coaches wear cartoon bird hardhats? Is this part of the declared Friday uni, or what? I remember when David Wells started a game wearing an old Babe Ruth Yankees cap he bought for like 12 bazillion dollars and the umps made him remove it.

by DJAY on Apr 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ZAUN

usta wear a custom made full-head helmet with a trans-am paint job. Wore it every night. Catchers seem to have some latitude on headgear.

by typozzz on Apr 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

rec’d

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

 there’s another joke in there somewhere about how little time it would take to hollow out an ump’s skull.

by typozzz on Apr 1, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

back in texas, buck once had his coaches all wear red hats and the players wore blue or something.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Apr 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way...

Can someone explain why Koji isn’t necessarily our closer this year? It’s not like he did anything to lose the job last year, did he? I feel like this is something that a good fan should know, but I don’t.

by Bad Horse on Apr 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

We paid a shitton of $ to Kevin Gregg and he said he wanted to be 'the closer'

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This^

Why would you give money to a stripper unless you’re gonna make her dance?

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just throw balled up dollar bills at 'em when they're upside down on the pole

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh well

he’ll be available to pitch in more crucial situation in the late innings now

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like a run or two for some insurance

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I heart Leonard Hankerson

by Zachary Beard on Apr 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

i'd like a banana

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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I heart Leonard Hankerson

by Zachary Beard on Apr 1, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fred says Matusz is in the dugout. Don’t know what that means. Maybe a hopeful sign.

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

i think it means he's in the dugout

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Me too. I need some tea leaves.

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

TV showed him earlier. Leaning over the rail. Nothing to see here.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright Gents

I’m off to the bar to catch the end of this win. Peace out.

Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller

by John Stephens on Apr 1, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

just reading the damn word makes me yawn

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's spreading

I’m infected, quick, shoot me, I don’t wanna become one of them

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

mark guthrie

I'm bi-winning. - Charlie Sheen

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Longo "I love having Manny behind me"

Geico quote of the game… have fun with this one!

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

if he's longo

maybe they should switch positions

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

read that as Lugo

(twitches frightfully)

I'm bi-winning. - Charlie Sheen

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No walks, Guts. They might get a lucky HR but no walks!!

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

JJ!

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

JJ got my HARDY on!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Macha-who?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

calipari?

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those words shall never meet my lips

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm liking our defense this year

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter to his Gold Glove

Hardy cants have you, you are my precccciiioouuusssss….

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

To comment on the lack of asses in the seats at Steinbrenner Field

If Jeter makes what should be a routine play look flashy and nobody sees it, did it really happen?

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 1, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they win I will eat peanutbutter cereal and do a happy dance. If they lose now I’ll be up half the night cursing my fate.

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie

I’m having quite a lot of fun right now

by alexw on Apr 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

75 pitches?

But the wheels for guts typically come off pretty fast…

Sorry for doubting. Guys is rolling.

by dkdc on Apr 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That pitch to man ram wasnt that great though

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

So this is that guy everyone in my fantasy leagues was drafting

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't blame me

I drafted Guts!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats when I saw her oooo I saw her

she walked in through the out door out door

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn. joe maddon got himself a front porch.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

"Who does he think he is with those glasses?"

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

GHANDHI?!

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Apr 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's kind of an [expletive]

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

major league [expletive]!

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Apr 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

the [expletive] [expletive] is a [expletive] big time [expletive]!!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe a ROOGY

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play, Zo-rilla

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Balls

Nice play tho

by Philly O's on Apr 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

KILL THE "FUN BIRD" NOW

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

doh

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck wants to see how he 'sniffs'

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty good pitch

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Schiesse!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

did you just guts calling roberts "b rob"

makes me feel a little giddy actually

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i just spent 5 mins figuring this out

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

insert "see" after just

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

the opposite of a silent letter

the loud space

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha i was too giddy to write correctly

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

leave guts in!

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Either everyone left

or something is wrong, no new comments for like 5 minutes

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Tillman officially starting in place of Matusz

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

JJ

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go get him, Buck.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooooh! Nice!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck off Joe Maddon

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wah

Quit cryin’, Upton.

by BrianS on Apr 1, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Rays trying to get an interference call.

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

uggghhhh

shoulda spent the extra $$$ to get o’s feed of every game, TB announcers are flipping out over this call

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

O's announcers are kinda with them.

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hardy ran into upton from behind during a rundown

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

in all fairness

it WAS interference

even Hardy thought so.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angel said he thought Upton caused it at least partially.

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The baserunner is supposed to do that

you’re taught to try to run into the guy right after he throws the ball in a rundown – one of the few ways to end a rundown successfully as the baserunner.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Apr 1, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was..

I’m sure Hardy will hear from Buck about it.

by mlb32001 on Apr 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

wah

try not being down by 4 in the 8th, maybe that play would have mattered

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he was off the line

interference is irrelevant, right?

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

he was still in the base path unfortunately

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

otherwise yes you are correct

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

guts are is gonna get cold

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

not again

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha damn it

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

im getting too excited

and by excited i mean happy the orioles are doing well.
and by the orioles doing well i mean im getting drunk

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I have to be that guy

but that probably should have been an interference call

by kba26 on Apr 1, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, its the orioles year to get some M Fing breaks

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually the replay shown from above it looks like Upton

Jump to the right out of the base path just before Hardy runs into him

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

nobody disagrees

but let the umps side with us for once

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our one lucky call for the season.

by wickedwitch on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Bullpen:

I got this.

Love, Guts

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke makes me laugh but he’s getting it done.

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

DEF more mullety than he used to be tho

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it flows in a very manly way through the air when he half overruns fly balls.

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He def. got the mullet going on strong

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR COWBELL!

Fuck off, Devil Rays

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure what the rule is.

The third base ump pointed at something when the collision happened, so he clearly noticed it.

by Bad Horse on Apr 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

in all fairness

the left is a new viewpoint for him.

although being out in left field is nothing new.

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Luke is scary in the OF

but he does it with so much pizaz

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Vladimir doing his best helicopter impression

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta run

peace out y’all. go o’s!

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by zknower on Apr 1, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

adios brooklyn amigo

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

anarchy!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the U.K.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guts at 94 pitches. Nobody warming.

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

wooooo.

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a save situation anyway so theres nothing for gonzo to blow

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck doesn't want to OWN Trembley

and have Gonzo come out and pitch a perfect 9th

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

pie to left?

maximum to 2nd?

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Apr 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

probably doesn’t want b-rob to do anything dumb and hurt himself

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's 162 of these things

if he can’t make it through the 9th inning of game 1, there’s a major problem

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK. guts is out

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

big ups to Guthrie

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

guts could have fucking done THAT

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well....

that sucked

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

spit.

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 1, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

zknowner, come back!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

er....zknower, I mean!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAIT!!!!

Why is Gonzo wearing Jim Johnson’s jersey????

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

what a fucking fucker. damn it buck

I've seen Louisiana levees that were smaller busts than Matt Wieters

by matman008 on Apr 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

"Bear fucker! Do you need assistance?"

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTG JJ

Got that ERA down from infinity to 27.00

Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes

by IHeartMASN on Apr 1, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

nice.

Folksy literate type.

by birdman on Apr 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

JJ

just wants in on this closer situation… gotta get himself a leg up with the first save of the year

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

not a save situation

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by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a save

he had a 4 run lead, can’t pitch yourself into a save situation

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright. Feelin' better.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

Folksy literate type.

by birdman on Apr 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

L!

I'm bi-winning. - Charlie Sheen

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

S!

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay! we did it!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

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by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mid-season form!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be honest

yeah, this is pretty much what it looks like midseason too.

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

S!

Folksy literate type.

by birdman on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

L!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

R!

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

W!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

R!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

O!

Folksy literate type.

by birdman on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

S!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

C!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

O!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

C!

I'm bi-winning. - Charlie Sheen

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

JESSE! JESSE! JESSE!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Z!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright JJ

thanks for getting my fantasy team a home run before getting your shit together

by kba26 on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

M!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

GTFO!

Get it right! We’re always in midseason form here!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

BNSS Blown Non Save Situation But I’ll take it

by thewaywardO on Apr 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fook is going on with our spelling!?!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Beer.

Friday’s would approve.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Apr 1, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or at all.

"I've seen little kids run faster than that."

"You know Jeremy Shockey called you a wussy, right?"

-Kenny Powers

by Jakattak88 on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

1st in the AL East! Undefeated!!!

"Birdland is the belief that as great as today just was, tomorrow might be even better." -EME

by OriolesOptimist on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

M!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

M!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

M!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

B!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

E!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

E!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

R!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

e

I'm bi-winning. - Charlie Sheen

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps New JJ

WHO WILL OWN IT?!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

g!

I'm bi-winning. - Charlie Sheen

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

G!

ignore first

I'm bi-winning. - Charlie Sheen

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

D!

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What...the O's leading the division?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Apr 1, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're tied for the lead with MFY

And I have a feeling the Blue Jays will win (they are leading 10-0), but at least we can look down our noses at PHN and TB

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 1, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we have to win them all?

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

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by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll settle for 80%

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

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by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

and most of those 32 losses to the blue jays

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 20 game winners? psssshhhh

We going for 5 20 game winners!

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking lollygager

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

one of them will be koji

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess what?

Carl Pavano sucks, that’s what.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Apr 1, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guts' upcoming Cy Young season?

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

pedro beato

2ip/0bb/0k for the mets

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Apr 1, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

no. no.

HOT.

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we get a showwalter interview on away games?

I can’t remember.

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 1, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Matusz out 3-4 weeks.

Britton to start Sunday.

Oh well…

by mlb32001 on Apr 1, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh fuuuuuu...

Maybe Duch will get to make an appearance!

Where did you hear the Britton thing?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck just said it

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

jinx

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mlb.tv cuts out right after the game

Bringing up Britton is kinda dumb, but fuck it.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

buck just said it

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

what’s the diagnosis?

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooo

I want to have Britton for a full extra year, ugghhh so short-sighted…..

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the injury?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Apr 1, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hypitis

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

or, according to orioles insider,

intercostal strain.

?

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ribs?

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ribbies

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooooooo!

I want to see Britton, but not until April 21st.

by ahoque24 on Apr 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great game!!!

Spent the day unloading a movie van for my brother and now I got a messed up back…

Fully expected to make my way off the couch once the O’s started to implode over to the computer to post snarky comments…I much prefer staying on the couch…let’s keep this up O’s!

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 1, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

your brother working on a movie is cool, though

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Opps...

supposed to be “moving” van.

Insufferable prick lived in Texas for five years. Didn’t follow a single game of baseball until the Texans got into the playoffs…now I never hear the end of it. So f-ing glad they could resign Cliff Lee.

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 1, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT!

“Couldn’t sign Cliff Lee”…man…I can’t even type correctly, my back is so damn screwed up.

Real smart, make the brother born with spina bifida unload the freaking truck…

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

texans have never made the playoffs

and i’m fairly sure they don’t play baseball

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

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by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry...

as you can most likely tell…I suspect I over did the back pills after the truck unload…I give up…I’m crashing out…

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 1, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just messing with you

i’m the kind of guy that would be attempting a piggyback ride right now

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

laptops

bringing the couch, tv, and computer together since 1436

by YeahDonnie on Apr 1, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Orioles win!

nice job guys! Hopefully this is a good portent for my other favorite teams. First, no more NFL lockout and then my Broncos can do well although the Ravens will probably beat them. Oh well, the O’s are 1-0 and perhaps I’ll post here more!

Brad James

Follow me on Twitter

With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!

by the new Bradfather on Apr 1, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I love

the Ravens too (when my Broncos disappoint me and don’t make the playoffs, I always cheer for the Black birds, much better than the scumbags with the rapist signal-caller in Pittsburgh!

Brad James

Follow me on Twitter

With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!

by the new Bradfather on Apr 1, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

guthrie

“i’m not a great vocal leader. i don’t always say the right things or do, uh…”

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde

A Crocodile Never Cries (a story, discretion advised)

by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Married to 13 guys?!?!!?

What are you talking about, Demper?

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Guts is a Mormon

I wonder what Freud would say about that slip by Demps

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 1, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Mormon too

so are lots of studly Ravens! Baltimore is a good Mormon town even though our temple is in Washington!

Brad James

Follow me on Twitter

With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!

by the new Bradfather on Apr 1, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah, what?

I can’t watch MASN right now. What exactly did he say?

by ahoque24 on Apr 1, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was talking about Weiters getting to know all the pitchers

and he said something like “it’s like being married to thirteen guys, you have to figure out what makes each on tick”

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 1, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's hilarious.

I wonder if Dempsey realized what he was saying. Then again I often wonder if Dempsey realizes what he’s saying.

by ahoque24 on Apr 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

did guts just get domestically violated?

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Apr 1, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was just attempting to make a parable about how all the teammates need to work together/be on the same page...etc..

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i coulda swore this said moron

which made the replies nonsensical

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by Luke E on Apr 1, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

1090AM's coverage

is horrible. I’m in Bel Air and all I got was static.

Hopefully it improves cause that’s going to suck if it’s like that all season

by OsStrohsandNattyBohs on Apr 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me...

or couldn’t we have just gone with Guts-Tillman-Arietta-Bergesen with the off day on the 5th? We wouldn’t have needed a 5th starter until the 10th. Duch could (not probable, but could) be back by then, or you send up another minor leaguer. Then you have 5 more days (with another off day) until you need a 5th. Make your decision then (based on if Duch will ever pitch again or not).

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Throw Hendo or the Flying Dutchman out there for a spot start until Matusz comes back.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

by organizedchaos52 on Apr 1, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I dunno

I guess Arrieta has already got his work schedule in. Or somebody is real hot to have him be the home opener.

by snotboogie on Apr 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck was adament

that Arrieta and Bergesen weren’t being moved up because of the way they had done workouts previously.

"And everything about that was about that."
-The Hurk

by Steve. on Apr 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So instead we lose a year of Britton

to have a better shot of winning 2, maybe 3 games. Fuck that. I’ll love watching Britton on Sunday, but I would have loved to see him in Bmore one extra year on the cheap even more.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

With our offense

we could have Adam Eaton pitching every day and we’d win the East by 10.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that contract is kinda ridiculous

3 free agency years turned into option years

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

if he’s willing to do so. And you’re still turning a near minimum contract into one worth millions a year early.

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by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

My reading of MLB contract rules...

To delay his free agency for a year, Brittan has to spend 20 days in the minors this year. (Or any year.) It doesn’t have to be the first 20 days.

So theoretically, if he goes back to the minors when Duke or Matusz return, and spends three weeks there, it’ll have the same effect. I think the Brewers actually did this JJ Hardy last year.

by Bad Horse on Apr 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't we do that to Cabrera one year?

Send him down in the middle of the season to get an extra year?

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by IHeartMASN on Apr 1, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quite possibly.

I probably wasn’t following things closely enough to notice…

by Bad Horse on Apr 1, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess that's possible

I don’t know for sure. Of course it’d still cost an option (though hopefully we won’t have to send him down any more after this year).

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by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am very willing to sacrifice an option

if it means an extra full year of brittomania

by The Josh on Apr 1, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you in principle...

When I heard that Britton was coming up Sunday my reaction was also that we could just wait three weeks and have someone else fill in until then. But even if Britton never goes back to the minors, and in 2016 we’re thinking, geez, Britton’s great and it’s too bad we have to offer him free agent dollars next year, that wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world…

by Bad Horse on Apr 1, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

the worst thing in the world would be losing a guy to the Yankees (again). If he’s great and about to be a free agent, odds are we aren’t gonna get to keep him. If he wants to stay, he’ll sign before then.

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by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well to be honest

When was the last time they signed a young MAJOR free agent? I guess Tex or CC but teams just aren’t letting their young talent get free anymore. Hopefully we follow that blueprint.

by GeoffreyA on Apr 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evidently, Guts has won his last 3 starts vs. the Rays and sported a 0.86 ERA in that span.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

RE: Britton

In the long haul I don’t see how this costs us that much. One year isn’t going to make or break us if this team is competitive. Fans have shown teh willingness to support the team in teh past and money is there. Resigning homegrown talent is typically easier int eh long run. Lets see what the kid has imo.

My question is, what game do I need ot get tickets for now? I’m taking my boys to Friday’s game already.

by GeoffreyA on Apr 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Tillman would be in line for Friday the 8th

Britton would be in line for Sat the 9th

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by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

They are skipping Berg the first time through, no?

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by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, are they?

I was operating under Jake (Mon), 3E1N (Wed)

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by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as I know

Berg is in the pen right now and they didn’t plan on using him until the 10th. The day off on the 5th means they can go back to Guts on the 6th on normal rest.

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by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, shit, right

So Guts (Wed), Till (Thurs), Britt (Fri)

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky

Looks like i’m going Sunday. Bergy, here I come.

It’s still a whole lot better than the year I saw Rich Hill 3 or 4 times.

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by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

rich hill!

miss that guy

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by scohen on Apr 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh.....

no.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for a BANNING

but i’ll take “uh….. no.”

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by scohen on Apr 1, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are right

The plan is the first rotation with 4

by snotboogie on Apr 1, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That should be Britton

If he’s slotting into the #3 position, he’d pitch again on Friday.

Fun fun fun fun.

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by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

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"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Apr 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Matusz situation is too bad, but we can't do anything about it now.

On the other hand, we can enjoy a nice comprehensive opening win over the defending AL East champions.

Great game for Guthrie. To think we essentially acquired our three-time Opening Day starter for free.

by Bad Horse on Apr 1, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

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