BRADENTON, FL - FEBRUARY 28: The Parrot of the Pittsburgh Pirates chases Designated hitter Vladimir Guerrero #27 of the Baltimore Orioles in the outfield just prior to the start of the Grapefruit League Spring Training Game at McKechnie Field on February 28, 2011 in Bradenton, Florida. (Photo by J. Meric/Getty Images)
Oh, and I know I said I'd pick three, but I just couldn't narrow it down any further. So sue me.
Which caption is best?
No means no. (76 votes)
So I keep having this recurring nightmare, doc, where the Pittsburgh Pirates mascot is chasing me, and as I get older and my average continues to fall, he gets closer and closer to catching me. What do you think it means? (70 votes)
Wait! You left these baseball skills in 2006! Awww...forget it. (17 votes)
"I must remember to give Angry Birds: Pittsburgh a very negative rating in the app store," thought Vlad Guerrero (57 votes)
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