Overflow thread: Game 40: Orioles @ Red Sox
O's up 5-0 in the fifth.
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speaking of the Magical Mystery Tour, that’s what I’m naming this season from here on out. no real reason, I just like the goofy name.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
boom. right on the money.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
apropos of nothing
I read “What the Dog Saw” this past week, and it blew me totally away. One of the “adventures” was about the difference between “mysteries” and “puzzles” as it pertains to the Enron case.
Anyway, highly highly rec’d
Free Nolan Reimold!
I have heard amazing stuff about WTDS
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
it was really amazing
and I also rec the audiobook, read by the author who has a great voice and (duh) perfect inflection for his own writing.
Free Nolan Reimold!
The older gentleman
with the P.OW. MI.A. hat and the big yellow earphones makes me smile.
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
Shit's about to get real with MFY
Yanks announced July makeup of Orioles rainouts. O’s say P.A., O’s say no, has to be Sept.
http://twitter.com/#!/pgammo/status/70294947030511616
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
I'd guess Angelos.
Why would the union care?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Limits on amount of games within a certain amount of days
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Thou loadeth the bases in the presence of mine enemies.
Thou anointeth my head with pine tar.
My thread overfloweth.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Makes my next shaver purchase decision easier, eliminate Norelco
by O! on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
are we sure it's not actually a reverse gillette commercial?
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
hate that papelprick
would never buy that razor for the reason
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Just making sure
5 IP and zero earned does not count as a quality start, right?
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
making the case that QS is a dumb stat, good on ya.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Adding more to that argument
if you pitched 6 IP and Three earned every start, what qualifies as a quality start, you’d have a 4.50 ERA. Is a 4.50 ERA really what your shooting for?
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
It's not bad as a quick and dirty indicator, but shouldn't be considered the ultimate barometer of pitching success
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I actually do agree
but the argument should still be made it overvalues certain pitchers, looking at you, Brett Myers.
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
correct.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
just to continue that B-Rob thought
Mark Reynolds has a higher OBP than BRob. Ponder that fucking shit.
Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....
in fairness, dude walks a LOT.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i was actually snarking the other guy
or maybe both of you, i don’t really know
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Wieters for leadoff!
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was Matt…am I wrong?
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
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@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
truth, but of the regulars with a sizable amount of PT, Wieters has the highest unless I am mistaken.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
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@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
that be true.
but if we had to make a change…I think Andino or JJ are both more desirable options than Matt.
Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....
JJ for leadoff!
not even kidding.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
our shortstops can hit
surely we’ll get called on that soon
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
in fairness
he is trying for a double everytime he bats
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
and he's fucking up.
he needs plate discipline. I know what he’s trying to do – and he’s not doing it.
Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....
man, if Reynolds could make solid contact at all this year…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Really,you trying to steal Peddy?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
well this is a pivotal moment.
buck’s gotta let him work though it. it will be interesting to watch.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Nice.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
you better fucking duck
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
duck, you better get over here
westie’s taking your name in vain
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
wait what?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
that was weird.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
oh he has a strained groin or something
that was quite a grimace
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
FOXXXY LADY
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
SLYYYYYYY FOX
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
looked like tillman pinched the old b-sac
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
BIT (Between Inning Talk):
Has anyone seen 8 and 1/2 by Fellini? I was thinking of giving it a watch soon.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
supposed to be a masterpiece
i’ve never seen it. the musical Nine is based on it.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
YES
it is amazing. Like a fool, I could not stop talking about it to everyone I met when I watched it.
Free Nolan Reimold!
Cool.
I watched La Dolce Vita, time to move to something more intense.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
it won the oscar for best foreign pic i believe
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
ALL HE WANTS IS TO BE LOVED!!!!!
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"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
am i the only one wondering
why this is named the “overthrow thread” instead of “overflow”?
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
well, stacey's away
now’s the time. who else is in?
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
it was a test!
stupid mario game too stupid short
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
WW?
1982 called. It wants its pixel resolution back.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
you french?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
crazy polish woman,
is that you?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
i made it in a rush.
whoops. will fix.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
actually, it was an homage to Dice-K
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I took a weekend off and was overthrown.
I’m going to sail across the ocean and sell my sister in order to get an army to take back the throne from the Usurper and his dogs.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
also,
I’m going to be a phenomenally bad actor
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I find myself feeling pretty good about this one actually.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
not sure they know when it happened
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
oblique injury, day to day.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
HIEDI
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
yup
she looks the way people pretend Amber looks.
Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....
by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOM
THAT SHIT JUST GOT SAID!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
does she really spell it i before e like that?
how grammatically correct of her
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
I'm pretty sure he's spelling it wrong.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on May 16, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Does it really matter?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
yes...people normally like to have their name's spelled correctly.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on May 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
wow....fucked that up.
I’ve only had two glasses of wine……
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i find it a little hard to watch
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
3 walks, nice.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
that lummox was worth every penny.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
4 walks.
walk walk walk walk
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
what's the opposite of the golden sombrero?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Golden bowler?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Ummm this might have been asked in the first thread but...
Isn’t this the guy who was gonna start for Lackey tomorrow? Who are we looking at facing now?
I love how folks constantly underestimate just how good of a hitter Luke really is.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
the bunch at OTM are shocked that his incompetent self can work the count well enough to reach base once, let alone 4 times.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
those bandwagoners have trouble keeping track of players on their own team
much less players on other teams
ADAM!
All is forgiven!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
6ZIP
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
i huff and i puff
and i score! my knees cry out
like orphaned lemmings.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
There once was a slugger named Vlad
Had knees so incredibly bad
He stepped to the plate
His legs arrived late
But the plate’s still his launching pad.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
would love to see matty jack one here.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
think
before
speaking
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Buck just gave him the sign to do it, too
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
this makes zero sense
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? I'm happy when he takes a good swing and hits the ball hard.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
it used to be just kinda poked over there.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
no, we're still winning.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
and we're still playing the red sox.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
nevermind
put it this way I am 0-6 in fantasy and have lost all by a total of 23 points. I am begging for anything at anytime.
and there’s his token ground out to second…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
he looked hurt at the end of the inning
i’m guessing that factored in.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
it's why they had a mound conference on his last batter
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I suspect it is
they let him finish the inning
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
yeah he could probably keep going
and with the lead he probably should have. But he wasn’t too sharp, allowing 5 hits and 3 walks, so maybe they figured it was time. It would have been good for him to keep going though, imo, especially since Gonzo is definitely no better
Gonzo to Dice-K:
My windup makes yours look like the statue of David.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
aw christ
here we go
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
on the plus side,
with 6 runs, even if gonzo gives up a couple, we’ll have some cushion.
and no way buck has a long leash on him
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
EXTEND THIS MA- wait…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
Fuck this shit
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
Crappy pitcher
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
le big fucking sigh.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
FUCK YOU REYNOLDS
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
not sure he's really going to get Crawford on that even if he fields it cleanly
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
we'll never know, will we?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Do you guys feel that?
I’m starting to feel that.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
retch
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
OK, you can get Tek out, right?
If not, you should be dfa’d
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Yankees lose 6 straight
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Alright, I am about to turn this game off.
"maybe its just me but i think if the os cant get more rbis they arenever going to win why not get zito or another proven veteran in hear" - zknower
taking up a collection...
…To buy out this piece of shit, no talent ass clown.
And thanks for that giant “C” on your jersey Veriteck to remind us all you’re a giant cunt.
by Dave Tucker on May 16, 2011 9:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
language, please
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
woops
Bad words, etc.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
NP.
We swear a lot here, and it can get a little confusing. You’re not the first. :)
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Just don't insult women by comparing a Red Sox player to one.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where the fuck was that?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
god damn Cleveland go easy on em.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
I just don't know any way to sugar coat this
F*** Gonzalez.
Plus the “d” making him work for extra outs is a recipe for disaster.
in all fairness
he just struck out tek. The ump screwed him.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Well, the ump just gave boston a run
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
What's the problem here? He swung through 2 balls to get to 0-2
expand the zone further
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
the problem is that he just surrendered another fucking run.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
by making shitty idiotic pitches.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
gotcha, just so we’re clear.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
just get your shit and leave.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
Can imagine Palmer telling Gary
“When you fall off the mound like that when you pitch, you have no real control of where the ball is going to end up”
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
sporting that 9.50 ERA…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
I'd say that Gonzalez was being paid to sabotage us, but nobody would spend money on screwing us
Not even the Yankees.
ha. O's have done well enough screwing themselves with shitty FA relievers
MacPhail is next in a long line
he's half the man matt is
literally!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
ok, scratch that
i didn’t realize accardo had such a gut on him
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Was it you in the other thread talking about how much we paid for him?
When we could have just kept Albers for cheaper?
Oreck von Hoover
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Man I'm really not feeling good about this game...
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
if we get out of this inning relatively unscathed I’ll be feeling pretty good.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
sometimes Mike Gonzalez makes me wish we had Kenny fuckin Powers on the team
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
Accardo is looking pretty good, actually.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Pahk tha cah in Hahvahd Yahd
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
hey there’s one!
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
oh please just retire this clown…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
phew that was a great swing first pitch...
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Used dynamite to blow a hole in the bullpen
Everything’s spilling out into the flood plain.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing wrong with that pitch
Gonzalez is a good hitter
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
one more fucking out, PLEASE
then we can get johnson and koji in to right the ship
douchebag youk
acting like it was going to hit him
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
roberts you fucking jackass
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
he was standing around at third like a fucking jackass
his head is really not int the game at all.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Chill out
we don’t know how the O’s structure their cuts.
On a play like that lots of teams have the first baseman trail the runner to second, have Hardy go out as the first cut, Reynolds be the deep cut, and 2nd base cover third.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
so it's jake fox's fault?
i can get down with that
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Why in THE HELL would you need a deep cut in LF at Fenway?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
exactly.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
If he can't throw in from LF at Fenway to 3B
Then he needs to go on the DL or go DH.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Eh
also I don’t think teams change the cutoff plays that they use all season just because they’re playing at Fenway
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
It makes sense for first to trail the play...
Nothing could really possibly go down on that side of the field on a double anyway….
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes sense to me...
I was aghast at first that B-Rob was over there. But I’m sure he didn’t just lose his mind and run halfway to third for no reason. And Fox not being a regular 1B, it makes more sense that HE would’ve made a fundamental error.
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah seems pretty obvious that's what happened.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
i won't chill out
reynolds and roberts were 5 feet from each other.
and roberts was jogging back to second. totally half assing it.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
i'm sorry
but if you watch it, there’s simply no reason for roberts still to be there. if reynolds missed an assignment, roberts can see that and decide to cover second.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Huh? Why would he decide to cover 2nd if that's Fox's job?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
because he fucking knows fox isn't a first baseman and he's a fucking veteran
whatever the assignments, play heads up ball. the ball was bouncing around the OF for 10 seconds.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I think you're drastically overestimating how long that play took to develop
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
i saw what i saw
obviously 10 secs is an exaggeration.
but i saw roberts STANDING at third base next to mark reynolds just watching shit unfold. not moving.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Right...
and you think at that point he’s going to beat Youk back to second when Youk has a 40 foot head start? I know Roberts is fast and all, but please
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
he didn't have a forty foot start
look at the fucking play before you bait me.
they were practically even with each other.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
lol
what did you want Reynolds to lob it up and Roberts to sprint past Youk, dive and catch the ball and apply the tag? There was absolutely ZERO chance of Roberts beating him back to the bag, receiving a throw, and applying a tag.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
not with roberts hanging around third for half an hour,
you’re right.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I give up
you’re just dead set on blaming him for a collective clusterfuck, so have at it.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
i give up too
i’m not blaming him for the clusterfuck.
i’m blaming him for standing around like a jackass. if fox was supposed to cover and didn’t, that’s fucked up.
but roberts is a 10-year veteran or more, and it’s not the first time in O’s history that we’ve seen him half-assing it and/or not having his head in the game.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
for saying such a thing
you are my homeboy
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Think I'm gonna grab grab a drink.
What level of care should I take?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
hahaha
i had this exact thought.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
It seemed like it took longer than it should of though.
The camera cut back in and then there was a quick delay. I thought Luke must’ve bobbled it but when they replayed it he picked it up cleanly and got it in. Kind of a weird play with that garage door out there.
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Luke took a long time to get it in
seemed like he was moving in slow motion
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
How in THE HELL is no one covering second?
Correction, how in THE HELL is Brian Roberts not covering second?
What the hell were you doing on that play, Brian?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
runner would have been safe anyway
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN AGAINST THESE FUCKERS.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
will someone tell me why roberts was at shortstop
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
he was actually standing near the third base bag.
for reasons which are unknown.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
it’s 10 o’clock and we’re in the fucking 6th inning. make it stop, just please make it stop.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
Make the bad relief pitchers fly, Mommy!
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate this team
Should of fucking left in fucking tillman. Luke probably playing the right way. But why play back if it goes over your head it is probably hitting the wall so why even do it. could of caught adrians hit. He was probably playing the right spot but I just think playing back in left does nothing.
I was about to post the same thing.
Leave the starters in, he knows this bullpen is a fucking joke.
wait why rapada?
just get johnson in there stat
Shoulda left Tilly in
God our bullpen sucks
by wishEYEhadCRABS on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Got to love our pen
strikes real fear in the hearts our adversaries
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
i'm fine with walking ortiz with 1B open
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Game winning odds-
Boston – 75%
Orioles -25%
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
well we need three more runs
Now I am really mad matt did not come through last inning. He has to know who he was going to be catching later in this game. Need all the runs possible.
forget the money their making but
Zito for gonzo?
a nice long inning here would be nice
even if we don’t get any runs, just get MFRS to slow their roll
at least they have fat asses instead of bony ones
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
But Jake Fox was backing up the 3rd base coach...
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit
don’t see them go out that way too often
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
MARK FUCKING REYNOLDS!
DOOOOOOONG!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
starting to hit a little bit yeah?
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
reynolds, you are a godsend.
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
thank you Mark needed one back
What's this hell I view?
Wizards are like the winter
Ice cold from outside
-wjb1492
A little bit of breathing room.
At least all of our bad relief ‘pitchers’ have been used.
Why the Buck not?!?
not all of them!

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SORRY. missed the subject line on that one…guess you’ll have to deal with a picture of goggles for the rest of the nigh.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
because you know it’s happening.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit. How could I forget?
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
and of course, Cleveland still absolutely bashing KC’s brains in. poor guys…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone.
…except Yankees and Red Sox fans.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
on the back of a 10 run inning no less…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Vin Mazzaro:
2.1IP
11 Hits
14 ER
3 BB
78 Pitches
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
from JoePo
first time since Mike Oquist in ’98 that a pitcher has given up 14 ER in a game
Free Nolan Reimold!
wow.
that’s gotta be a crazy ERA he has now
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
season ERA went from 4.50 (quality start) to 22.74
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
and Shin Soo Choo is 0-3 during all of this
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
for fuck's sake, nicky
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
apparently yesterday wasn't a sign of him getting hot
he don’t look so good tonight
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
particularly when he could have NOT swung and done some damage earlier
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
none of that pansy passive-aggressive BS from nick the stick
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Lucky ass shit
Roberts smokes it and it goes right to one of their douchebags and AGon just rolls it out into LF.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Back from dinner
How did we fuck this / unfuck this up? Accardo blew a massive shlong i assume.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
gonzo+errors+stupidity
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Gonzo actually got the ball rolling. shocking right?
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonzo started it
and was assisted by some putrid defense
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll quote PeteAbe, the terrific Boston beat writer
“Daisuke Gonzalez and Daisuke Accardo did not pitch well in relief for the Birds.”
Free Nolan Reimold!
ahahahaha
that’s funny.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Bwahaha
I have to give that man credit.
by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
give jones an error on that as well
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
It's getting harder and harder for me to see us winning this game...
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
there's no chance
how can we win? I just don’t see it happening.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
ughhhhhhh

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
perhaps I’ve spoken too soon.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
LOVE YOU JJ
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
orioles bullpen:
fountain of youth for crappy washups everywhere. posada can’t wait.
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
wait what the fuck just happened?
Man on third?
we have no pitchers that can get anybody out
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Tillman gets himself out
of the game by throwing 88 pitches in 5 innings.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
crap
We even give Tek a good night
by James (Lost in Boston) on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
JJ
just setting up the double play
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
boston's entrie lineup is now derek jeter
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is going to be a killer to their morale.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
Morale? We have no fucking morale!
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
until morale improves, the beatings will continue
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
we had a very real chance to sweep Boston in their own park two days after sweeping the division leader in their own park. now, wellll….
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
oh right, they got smeared that one time…in any case, you get the idea.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
don't say "pesky" with this guy up
don’t wanna give him any ideas.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
If it wasnt so sad, this would be hilarious
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Watched Airplane! with my oldest this winter
Thought it was hilarious
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Picked the wrong fandom to be born into
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i was 2 when the orioles last won the WS
i can’t claim any memories somehow
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
I was born 2 days after the Os got their last rings...
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, you and I are in the same boat!
It was a month later for me.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm. I applied to colleges around then.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
prodigy actually came out about 5 years later
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
well, my older brother was seven months old
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
hint:
this is his picture

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I was doing OK
wait, FUCK
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, you may be my kid's age...
but I’m gonna allow this…
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
huzzah!
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
man
I’ve seen like, 2.5 good years of baseball. Cal in ’95, then 96 and 97
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
and I barely remember 95
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
The Orioles won the World Series
Then I left the womb.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
there’s two.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
not the man I want to see.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
SIDDOW AGON!!!! HELLS YEAH!!!!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Are we really swooning for a leadoff triple and two more hits now?
by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta be more picky!
Don’t let the guy get away with forgetting your birthday just because he bought you a flower a few days later.
by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
OH YES THANK YOU.
Cleveland threatening again…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
Do we care about cleveland for some reason?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
they’re just absolutely pummeling KC and it’s funny to watch.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
score is now 19-1 in the sixth. yup.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
so not tonight to pitch the 8th and 9th? Are we positive about that?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Well, he only threw 60 in Frederick so he might have 20-30 left in him.
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
haha beat me by a second.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
he only pitched 4 earlier tonight
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
never a doubt.
now please, please please you crappy Orioles hitters get some beautiful fucking runs.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
now we have to score two more runs fuck
Ok, these guys are just trying to fuck with us.
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Buck, if you like the 'Win' rule so much...
Then what in the bloody fucking Hell are you doing putting Mike Gonzalez into any game, ever?
Why the Buck not?!?
to be fair
he probably thought a 6 run lead was a big enough cushion to let him get some meaningless outs
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
proudfeets
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
another good tweet about the KC game
“Joakim Soria gave up 14 runs once. He called it "2009""
Free Nolan Reimold!
haha
Can we please get a Baldy Pedrioa Angry gif. how does one make a gif?
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
When I left it was 6-0.
I’m displeased with this turn of events.
Did KC really leave one pitcher in to give up 14 earned runs?
indeed, Vin Mazzaro.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
stupid fenway dimensions
that should have been oot
seriously
they shouldn’t be allowed to have that fucked up excuse for a ballpark. And for anyone who says it’s historic….fuck that. The place is a shithole.
Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....
I <3 that old man
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
I'm officially OFF Vlad's back.
Strong night with the 2 baggers.
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
and closing in on the .300 mark
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
paper or plastic?
are you supposed to tip those guys? i never do.
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Haha.... He got on base 4 times tonight.
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice catch, captain
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
he wanted to go home so bad.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
this is hysterical.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
come on Adam, puh-leeeeeeez give it a ride.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
sigh.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I swear, Vlad looks like he belongs in beer league softball on the basepaths
and every swing looks like he’s gonna have a stroke, but damn, he’s putting up numbers. Rock on, old man.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
grumble.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
6 runs did =/= enough either
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
on a mac, you can make this sign ≠ very easily.
just sayin’
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
worth the $2500 investment, for sure.
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What will get fucked up this inning?
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
yes
question is how many hits between the outs
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking hell.
What happened to Good Koji? Why do we have his evil twin?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
I mean…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
I don't see any way this run doesn't score
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I'm pumped!
I’m got some shit to discuss with that dude.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I'm excited for the Post-Rapture looting
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Listen, if you're still here on May 22nd, it means you're going to hell
but you don’t go to hell until October 21st, so you’ll have like five months to do whatever crazy shit you want. Live it up!
While we're at an O's game?
Seems like bad timing by God there.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
nice. add a degree of difficulty
What's this hell I view?
Wizards are like the winter
Ice cold from outside
-wjb1492
like seriously, an 0-2 count and he serves up that shit.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
That would have been a hr at home
Koji doing what he does
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
ahm scurred.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
Yes... very shocking when the worst bullpen in the league fails from top to bottom.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Andrew keeps joking about this too and I wish he'd stop
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I was hoping to avoid seeing that ugly ass-face tonight
or any night, for that matter.
Why the Buck not?!?
I hate this move
I hope it works out, but walking Drew as the go-ahead run is a bad move
Free Nolan Reimold!
at least we know koji's not going to walk anyone
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
K K K K KOJI!!!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
SIT THE FUCK DOWN! NOW SHUT THE DOOR KOJI!!!
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE MORE BABY COME ON!!!
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
not that there's anything wrong with that
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
YES THERE IS ZK!!!
you ‘lick’ a popsicle!
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
put hari kari knife away
for the time being
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
weird thing is
i feel like all of our pitchers were at least doing a decent job of getting ahead in the count
Stupid fucking stadium with no foul territory
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Koji has lost some weight
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
edge of my fucking seat.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
you want him to get naked?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
have you ever been in a turkish prison?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
HEY BUCK
HAVE KOJI START THE NINTH.
WHY NOT, YA KNOW?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
CLUTCH AS A MOTHERFUCKER
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
that's what I always tried to convince people of!
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Ok team
You know what’s coming in the bottom of the 9th.
So please go out there and score a few runs.
Wow, great investment on Crawford.
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
So... Kevin Gregg gives up a leadoff homer to Varitek to start the bottom of the 9th, doesn't he?
In the post-game press conference he’ll say, “Well, at this point in his career, Varitek had to do a lot right to get that one out of there.”
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thanks goodness.
Even when he was going well last year, Koji’s pitches seemed so hittable—88 and catching a lot of the zone. But he got it done.
Does KG have closing music?
if so what is the song?
by James (Lost in Boston) on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck (up) and Run
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2akK4tYSwY
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
no one deserves that
you’re right.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
i'll bite too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dshpSiyqkTU
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Why has Accardo not been dfa'd or drawn and quartered yet?
Jeez, he’s killing us. (Checking in late.)
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
KOJI

"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones
Wow…it’s like a baseball card that’s also a blingee.
by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this was my thought exactly
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Please leave Koji in...
not that it’s going to happen but please, just this once?
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
oh my god...
I love watchin games and reading these posts. I was beginning to piss my pants there for a minute with Gonzo going all gonzo, and then Accardo showed him up.
Come on Mark - two in one game too much to ask??
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
uno
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
not just yet
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
What are the odds of a K?
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
Signs point to Yes

Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll join the long line of players who sucked for us and yet destroy us in key moments for other teams
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
There you go. Back to form, Matt.
Still, his dinger is the thin margin. So, well done Reynolds.
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
well fuck no cushion it is
please don’t fucking hurt us KG
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I'm going downstairs to get a crash helmet.
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
it’s bouta get wild in here real fast.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
first batter predictions?
I say BB
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Home run
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I would love to be wrong.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
so, you're thinking K, grounder, or fly ball?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Tek asks to sit out because he's tired of all that racket in the stands.
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
WINNAHHHH!!!!!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
you can't bet after the ball is on the roulette wheel
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
les jeus sont faits
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
*jeux
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Watching the commercials before Kevin Gregg comes up
is like going slowly up the chains on a rollercoaster
Walkin in a Wieters Wonderland
by Terpfan232 on May 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
ahahahahah
this is hilariously true
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
except
it’s 85 years old and has had little to no maintenance and once you get on, you pretty much know how you’re going to die.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
more like the Cyclone
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
having to listen to jim hunter and flanny here is making me more anxious
shut up you bobbleheaded idiots
I don't care if we leave 20 LOB as long as we have more R. :)
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
ONE.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I was expecting u2
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I have angered the elders
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
UGGGHHHH
They just showed the 07 May comeback the Sux made against us on NESN… that’s gotta be reverse Karma right?
Mothers Day Massacre>
ugh…
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
at least it wasn't
the Day After Birdland Day
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
Oh you worthless motherfuck no fucking walks!!!
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
KG makes me think of Kevin Garnett
who I also hate.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh my fucking god I hate you with a fucking passion you piece of shit
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
#firekevingregg
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
he just wants to build up the adrenaline
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
not sure about you
but mission accomplished for me
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Tuning in late
This might be a good thing. Matt Wieters will gun him down haha
by LoveForTheGame13 on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
god this is terrifying.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
matt wieters gunning him down
actually a very likely scenario. :)
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
As Palmer says
nothing good comes after a walk
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
I’m about to retch
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
7 pitchers?
Our bullpen was all rested, and now they’re not.
and they STILL sucked.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
this
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Matty :(
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Ugh
This is the most nerve racking game ever. EVER.
by James (Lost in Boston) on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
from Camden Depot:
kevin gregg has a 2.40 ERA. Awesome. kevin gregg has a 4.66 xFIP. Opposite of awesome.
I can actually feel my throat tightening while watching this game...
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
"wieters and Gregg will talk it over"
um. yeah. get on that.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
ok, which of us said it first
no matter, i call jinx
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
I kind of accepted a loss tonight back in the sixth
this isn’t as bad as I thought I was going to be.
"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks
wow, I’m almost afraid to ask…
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Expecting an outcome doesn't make its inevitable arrival any easier
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hows your impending sense of mortaility working out?
by wishEYEhadCRABS on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The point is that Kevin Gregg fucking sucks.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
which one is his “out” pitch?
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
they all go out of the strike zone
or out of the park
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Man, he's a really good hitter.
"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."
by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
This is the worst game I've ever watched
It doesn’t even matter if the Os win or lose. It’s just awful.
I want him to die
does that make me a bad person?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
a stinkbug landed on mt coffee table just now
this is the worst omen ever
Fucking hell
Can we just release the whole bullpen except JJ and Koji and start over?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
im convinced that gregg tries to blow saves
in hopes that he can snag the win
"This club is not a good club." --Jim Palmer
I'm convinced he's a terrible pitcher we never should have fucking signed.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK MY LIFE
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Seriously fucking kill yourself you worthless fuck
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
.....

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
I fucking hate Kevin Gregg and his stupid fucking goggles.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Our whole team plays like scared children in Fenway.
Later
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
See you tomorrow.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
awww
this made me smile ,for the time in about 30 minutes.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
for the love of God man
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER!!!
What's this hell I view?
Wizards are like the winter
Ice cold from outside
-wjb1492
Way to go Gregg
You F’in piece of shit
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Kevin Gregg, Michael Gonzalez and Jeremy Accardo need to be unemployed. Tomorrow.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on May 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Will ZK make a variation of Gonzo pic last year from opening day/
"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Well, that stunk really bad.
But it’s only one game. And fortunately I had a couple of innings to get used to the idea.
Wait, we blew a six run lead? Aw man…
Well ...
I wish I could say that was surprising.
"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones
Some days I wonder if I was Hitler or Stalin in a past life.
Or Pol Pot or somebody.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Text your vote in for asshole of the game
Most of the whole team
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
No.
No way does this fucking shit FLY, NO FUCKING WAY. It’s time to grow a fucking pair of balls and step up to the fucking plate. You fucking assholes make 6 million a fucking year.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Troy Patton to actually exist. that's what it will take.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
A fan strike.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet we strike
before he learns how to throw one
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
What's Jesse Orosco's number?
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I’m fucking furious.
"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
I hate these motherfuckers
all of those shitty ass ABs earlier in the game, the shitty defense, and most of all the absolutely fucking worthless relief pitching.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
First thing my wife said when I said "I hate this team" after the loss
“Guess you were right to be mad they didn’t get more runs early.”
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
This is devastating, inexcusable, etc.
Why did Buck go to the ’pen after 5? 88 pitches for Tillman.
Tillman may have injured himself at the end of the 5th.
Why the Buck not?!?
by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
#needsmorekoji
"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones
or the other way around
but yeah Bergy would have been a god send taking over in the 6th tonight
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
yeah either way
couldn’t have been any worse.
What up?
by snakethejake on May 16, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK IT
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Waiting for Buc
and he better be pissed
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
I hate it most when we lose to them
too many smug assholes up here without this kind of shit
by James (Lost in Boston) on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
I think what pisses me off more than the loss
is a bunch of West Coast fucking morons randomly cheering for the Red Sox getting all excited for the AGon walkoff. What the fuck do you care? And why in the fuck would you cheer for a perennial contender to beat an underdog if you’re not a fan of them?
I hate sports fans sometimes.
"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones
I should clarify
that this is on Twitter. And that this is why Twitter sucks.
"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Thanks Orioles bullpen for the most entertaining Red Sox win of the season! Gonzo Man-crush level being raised to “Maroon.”
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Use a fucking subject line so I can hide this bullshit.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ARGGGGG.
That was complete bull. Gregzalez strikes again.
I knew I should have stopped watching after gonzo shit the bed
getting emotionally invested in a bed shitting like that is 10000x worse than waking up and seeing that we lost it.
What does it take for gonzo to lose his fucking job? More importantly, anyone have an idea as to how I can get paid millions of dollars to be an absolute joke and fucking suck ass at my job?
Fuck everything about this shit
it makes me fucking sick.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
we need to rename this the overthrow thread again
and go all french revolution on our bullpen
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
DFAs would be just as good as a guillotine.
"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire
by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I am thinking Brandon Lyon will be available. >4 career ERA, Greater than 1.5 WHIP 20+ saves
He looks like a perfect candidate.
Nah
His numbers are terrible this year, it’ll have to be somebody that had a deceptively OK’ish 2011
by wishEYEhadCRABS on May 16, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Brandon League
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
These are the nights that Tracey needs to throw up an LBP poll in lieu of MBP.
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
I pick Gonzo then Gregg then Accardo
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Orioles bullpen tonight: 31/3 innings, 10 hits, 8 runs, 5 earned runs, 4 walks, 1 blown save
by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like Skipper not talking tonight
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
not that I blame him
But hes got some splannin to do
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't matter
Nobody will ask what needs to be asked: “Exactly how much weight does the save rule carry with you?”
by wishEYEhadCRABS on May 16, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
even when the rabid optimist in me thought Reynolds would hit 50 homers in our lineup
A big part of me was saying “Yeah, but we still gave up David Hernandez.” He would be our best ’pen guy if he were here.
Maybe it's just 25 years of disappointment talking
but I’m no longer sure that the joy I would get out of an Orioles WS or a Capitals Stanley Cup would make up for all the suffering those two teams have caused me…
Kind of a devastating thing to think about…
"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones
I just hope to god he only says that in front of the camera...
but is really steaming about how shitty we finished this one.
I dont like Buc's attitude
I hope it is different when he talks to the team
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
I BMat needs more innings
We should let him get them in our shitty bullpen
by wishEYEhadCRABS on May 16, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
that a good idea
why dont they think of that
by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like my soul just got kicked in the fucking balls.
"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
Uggghhhh Kevin Gregg is trending throughout the USA on Twitter
He probably thinks it is a good thing, ugggghhh I hate Boston and their bandwagon douchefans
Is there a loser version of the dancing Gregg banana?
Because there sure as shit should be.
"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones
I was
One of maye 50 orioles fans at Fenway tonight.
Of course I knew what would happen and I assured all of the red sox fans around me they would win the game, but…
Fuck you Jeremy
Fuck you Michael
Fuck you Kevin
But most of all…fuck you Buck.
by dkdc on May 17, 2011 12:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm glad I stopped watching in the 5th, I had to go. I was in a happier place.
If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever
Around the minors 5-16:
Norfolk lost to Lehigh Valley 4-3. Ryan Adams went 0-3 but drew 2 walks. Brandon Snyder went 1-4 with a walk. Josh Bell went 1-4 with 2 strikeouts. Nolan Reimold hit his 5th homer of the season going 1-4. VandenHurk went 5 innings, striking out 7, giving up 7 hits, 2 walks and 3 earned runs.
Bowie had the day off.
Frederick beat Potomac 3-2, scoring all their runs in the bottom of the 8th. Brian Matusz started, going 4 innings, striking out 2, walking 1, and giving up 2 hits and 1 earned run. LJ Hoes went 0-3. Tyler Townsend went 0-3 with a strikeout.
Delmarva lost to Greensboro 13-3. Jonathan Schoop doubled in 3 at bats. Michael Ohlman went 1-4 with a single and a strikeout. Mychal Givens returned to the bottom of the order and went hitless in 3 at bats with a strikeout.
Not much tonight prospect wise, outside of Moldy’s 5th homer and Schoop’s 8th double.
And fuck the red sox.
If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever























