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Overflow thread: Game 40: Orioles @ Red Sox


O's up 5-0 in the fifth.

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speaking of the Magical Mystery Tour, that’s what I’m naming this season from here on out. no real reason, I just like the goofy name.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This season

Sometimes magical, always a mystery

by O! on May 16, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom. right on the money.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

apropos of nothing

I read “What the Dog Saw” this past week, and it blew me totally away. One of the “adventures” was about the difference between “mysteries” and “puzzles” as it pertains to the Enron case.

Anyway, highly highly rec’d

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have heard amazing stuff about WTDS

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was really amazing

and I also rec the audiobook, read by the author who has a great voice and (duh) perfect inflection for his own writing.

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The older gentleman

with the P.OW. MI.A. hat and the big yellow earphones makes me smile.

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah,

he’s behind home plate.

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit's about to get real with MFY
Yanks announced July makeup of Orioles rainouts. O’s say P.A., O’s say no, has to be Sept.

http://twitter.com/#!/pgammo/status/70294947030511616

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Players' Association, I'm guessing.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd guess Angelos.

Why would the union care?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick inning, Chris

and you might get through 6.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thou loadeth the bases in the presence of mine enemies.

Thou anointeth my head with pine tar.
My thread overfloweth.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, B-Rob, nice reflexes

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

oh good play

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Just making sure

5 IP and zero earned does not count as a quality start, right?

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

making the case that QS is a dumb stat, good on ya.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adding more to that argument

if you pitched 6 IP and Three earned every start, what qualifies as a quality start, you’d have a 4.50 ERA. Is a 4.50 ERA really what your shooting for?

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not bad as a quick and dirty indicator, but shouldn't be considered the ultimate barometer of pitching success

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I actually do agree

but the argument should still be made it overvalues certain pitchers, looking at you, Brett Myers.

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

just to continue that B-Rob thought

Mark Reynolds has a higher OBP than BRob. Ponder that fucking shit.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

in fairness, dude walks a LOT.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fairness

so should Roberts. that’s his job.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

reynolds for leadoff!

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon now

I didn’t say all that.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was actually snarking the other guy

or maybe both of you, i don’t really know

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Highest OBP

should lead off almost always

by Milk Steak on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wieters for leadoff!

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Matt…am I wrong?

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
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@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well Andino is at .390

believe it or not.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

truth, but of the regulars with a sizable amount of PT, Wieters has the highest unless I am mistaken.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that be true.

but if we had to make a change…I think Andino or JJ are both more desirable options than Matt.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

JJ for leadoff!

not even kidding.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

our shortstops can hit

surely we’ll get called on that soon

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fairness

he is trying for a double everytime he bats

by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he's fucking up.

he needs plate discipline. I know what he’s trying to do – and he’s not doing it.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, if Reynolds could make solid contact at all this year…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really,you trying to steal Peddy?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

well this is a pivotal moment.

buck’s gotta let him work though it. it will be interesting to watch.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, you little shit.

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

you better fucking duck

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

duck, you better get over here

westie’s taking your name in vain

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why you gotta bring me into this?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait what?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

that was weird.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

oh he has a strained groin or something

that was quite a grimace

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

FOXXXY LADY

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus...I'll take it...

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Good shit, Fox

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

SLYYYYYYY FOX

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

woah

foxy

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

FOXY D!

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

O’s have played a pretty good game with the gloves tonight. Kinda nice to see, after all these years.

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

BIT (Between Inning Talk):

Has anyone seen 8 and 1/2 by Fellini? I was thinking of giving it a watch soon.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

supposed to be a masterpiece

i’ve never seen it. the musical Nine is based on it.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

it is amazing. Like a fool, I could not stop talking about it to everyone I met when I watched it.

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool.

I watched La Dolce Vita, time to move to something more intense.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it won the oscar for best foreign pic i believe

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

am i the only one wondering

why this is named the “overthrow thread” instead of “overflow”?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s overflow and it’s a thread. Ergo…

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

read again

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, stacey's away

now’s the time. who else is in?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a test!

stupid mario game too stupid short

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

WW?

1982 called. It wants its pixel resolution back.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you french?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

crazy polish woman,

is that you?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i made it in a rush.

whoops. will fix.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, it was an homage to Dice-K

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I took a weekend off and was overthrown.

I’m going to sail across the ocean and sell my sister in order to get an army to take back the throne from the Usurper and his dogs.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

also,

I’m going to be a phenomenally bad actor

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonzo

as if this game didn’t have enough stress

by Milk Steak on May 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I find myself feeling pretty good about this one actually.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strained oblique

diving towards the line to get a line drive

by Milk Steak on May 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure they know when it happened

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oblique injury, day to day.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIEDI

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

she looks the way people pretend Amber looks.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

BOOM

THAT SHIT JUST GOT SAID!

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

does she really spell it i before e like that?

how grammatically correct of her

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he's spelling it wrong.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 16, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

but he (they?) have been spelling it that way all night

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it really matter?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes...people normally like to have their name's spelled correctly.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

names, even

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow....fucked that up.

I’ve only had two glasses of wine……

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i find it a little hard to watch

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 walks, nice.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

that lummox was worth every penny.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

4 walks.

walk walk walk walk

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

what's the opposite of the golden sombrero?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golden bowler?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yessssss

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how folks constantly underestimate just how good of a hitter Luke really is.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

the bunch at OTM are shocked that his incompetent self can work the count well enough to reach base once, let alone 4 times.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

well, they dumb as hell

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ADAM!

All is forgiven!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

6ZIP

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice one!

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i huff and i puff
and i score! my knees cry out
like orphaned lemmings.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There once was a slugger named Vlad

Had knees so incredibly bad
He stepped to the plate
His legs arrived late
But the plate’s still his launching pad.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like doggerel

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

would love to see matty jack one here.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

think

before
speaking

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's this matty jack?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck just gave him the sign to do it, too

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this makes zero sense

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it used to be just kinda poked over there.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, we're still winning.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

and we're still playing the red sox.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind

put it this way I am 0-6 in fantasy and have lost all by a total of 23 points. I am begging for anything at anytime.

by BIGBIERINS on May 16, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and there’s his token ground out to second…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

weird to remove him now then

but what else is new, I guess

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh sure

but there’s a huge buffer right now

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looked hurt at the end of the inning

i’m guessing that factored in.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see this

sad panda

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's why they had a mound conference on his last batter

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect it is

they let him finish the inning

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

his nasty factor was down too

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he could probably keep going

and with the lead he probably should have. But he wasn’t too sharp, allowing 5 hits and 3 walks, so maybe they figured it was time. It would have been good for him to keep going though, imo, especially since Gonzo is definitely no better

by cjatud2012 on May 16, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonzo to Dice-K:

My windup makes yours look like the statue of David.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Gonzo.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

aw christ

here we go

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

scott?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the plus side,

with 6 runs, even if gonzo gives up a couple, we’ll have some cushion.

and no way buck has a long leash on him

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

EXTEND THIS MA- wait…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck this shit

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

shithead

fucking lead eraser. I hate this goddamn loser.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it

Roberts looked like he was day dreaming there

by Milk Steak on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Crappy pitcher

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bleh…the bullpen strikes again.

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

To be followed up with Accardo…double bleh.

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

le big fucking sigh.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

oooooof

oh my god.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

great D, guys

keep it coming

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU REYNOLDS

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

we'll never know, will we?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much for the good leather.

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

retch

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, you can get Tek out, right?

If not, you should be dfa’d

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees lose 6 straight

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

so that leaves just Toronto

in the east without a long early losing streak?

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, I am about to turn this game off.

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by Emperor Lrrr on May 16, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

language, please

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

woops

Bad words, etc.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad

I really am sorry. Hatred of gonzalez and sox bubbled over into that post…

by Dave Tucker on May 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

NP.

We swear a lot here, and it can get a little confusing. You’re not the first. :)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the fuck was that?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

god damn Cleveland go easy on em.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I just don't know any way to sugar coat this

F*** Gonzalez.

Plus the “d” making him work for extra outs is a recipe for disaster.

by drj on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

in all fairness

he just struck out tek. The ump screwed him.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Varitek is on first base

Moral victories aren’t worth a damn here.

by drj on May 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the ump just gave boston a run

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the problem here? He swung through 2 balls to get to 0-2

expand the zone further

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

the problem is that he just surrendered another fucking run.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

by making shitty idiotic pitches.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha, just so we’re clear.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

asshole

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

just get your shit and leave.

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@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Can imagine Palmer telling Gary

“When you fall off the mound like that when you pitch, you have no real control of where the ball is going to end up”

by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ummmmm

are we going to pull his goddamn loser?

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

this*

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

sporting that 9.50 ERA…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Good work fuckface!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

An out

sweet god almighty a mother fing out

by Milk Steak on May 16, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

he's half the man matt is

literally!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, scratch that

 i didn’t realize accardo had such a gut on him

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddamn that guy sucks.

Start calling him Hoover Gonzalez.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oreck von Hoover

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedroiaphile

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Man I'm really not feeling good about this game...

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

if we get out of this inning relatively unscathed I’ll be feeling pretty good.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes Mike Gonzalez makes me wish we had Kenny fuckin Powers on the team

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Accardo is looking pretty good, actually.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

so long as you don't look at his face

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey there’s one!

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

oh please just retire this clown…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

phew that was a great swing first pitch...

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Rapada warming?

what is this the big flush of a game?

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Used dynamite to blow a hole in the bullpen

Everything’s spilling out into the flood plain.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little fucking Jeter hit

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing wrong with that pitch

Gonzalez is a good hitter

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Well hey....

…at least he didn’t homer.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

one more fucking out, PLEASE

then we can get johnson and koji in to right the ship

by glasgow on May 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

and less of mike fucking gonzalez

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That, too

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

douchebag youk

acting like it was going to hit him

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

One pitch away from getting out of this...

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Or turning it into a clusterfuck

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please make this feeling stop

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

God fucking damn it

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

roberts you fucking jackass

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

he was standing around at third like a fucking jackass

his head is really not int the game at all.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why in the hell is he over there?????

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chill out

we don’t know how the O’s structure their cuts.

On a play like that lots of teams have the first baseman trail the runner to second, have Hardy go out as the first cut, Reynolds be the deep cut, and 2nd base cover third.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

so it's jake fox's fault?

i can get down with that

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

because Luke Scott has a torn labrum?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he can't throw in from LF at Fenway to 3B

Then he needs to go on the DL or go DH.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

also I don’t think teams change the cutoff plays that they use all season just because they’re playing at Fenway

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes sense for first to trail the play...

Nothing could really possibly go down on that side of the field on a double anyway….

by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

that’s what almost all teams do

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense to me...

I was aghast at first that B-Rob was over there. But I’m sure he didn’t just lose his mind and run halfway to third for no reason. And Fox not being a regular 1B, it makes more sense that HE would’ve made a fundamental error.

by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah seems pretty obvious that's what happened.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hell not?

Just eliminate the deep cut man.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

if the ball rolls around out there and the play is to third or 2nd rather than home the deep cutoff man (which as you saw was around the mound) really doesn’t help anything.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i won't chill out

reynolds and roberts were 5 feet from each other.

and roberts was jogging back to second. totally half assing it.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that could easily be Reynolds' fault

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry

but if you watch it, there’s simply no reason for roberts still to be there. if reynolds missed an assignment, roberts can see that and decide to cover second.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh? Why would he decide to cover 2nd if that's Fox's job?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

because he fucking knows fox isn't a first baseman and he's a fucking veteran

whatever the assignments, play heads up ball. the ball was bouncing around the OF for 10 seconds.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw what i saw

obviously 10 secs is an exaggeration.

but i saw roberts STANDING at third base next to mark reynolds just watching shit unfold. not moving.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right...

and you think at that point he’s going to beat Youk back to second when Youk has a 40 foot head start? I know Roberts is fast and all, but please

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't have a forty foot start

look at the fucking play before you bait me.

they were practically even with each other.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

what did you want Reynolds to lob it up and Roberts to sprint past Youk, dive and catch the ball and apply the tag? There was absolutely ZERO chance of Roberts beating him back to the bag, receiving a throw, and applying a tag.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

not with roberts hanging around third for half an hour,

you’re right.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give up

you’re just dead set on blaming him for a collective clusterfuck, so have at it.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i give up too

i’m not blaming him for the clusterfuck.

i’m blaming him for standing around like a jackass. if fox was supposed to cover and didn’t, that’s fucked up.

but roberts is a 10-year veteran or more, and it’s not the first time in O’s history that we’ve seen him half-assing it and/or not having his head in the game.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lollygagger

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

for saying such a thing

you are my homeboy

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think I'm gonna grab grab a drink.

What level of care should I take?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

grab grab?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a two-handed drinker

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

i had this exact thought.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

I agree it looked bad, but I didn’t see any way he could have beat Youk back to the base and so he didn’t make much of an effort.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seemed like it took longer than it should of though.

The camera cut back in and then there was a quick delay. I thought Luke must’ve bobbled it but when they replayed it he picked it up cleanly and got it in. Kind of a weird play with that garage door out there.

by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke took a long time to get it in

seemed like he was moving in slow motion

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

How in THE HELL is no one covering second?

Correction, how in THE HELL is Brian Roberts not covering second?

What the hell were you doing on that play, Brian?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This fucking little league team

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

runner would have been safe anyway

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god

Hard luck inning.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

well and awful pitchers

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And bad defense

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

is the defense is pretty bad too?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

and my syntax?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

unbelievable.

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN AGAINST THESE FUCKERS.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

UGHHHHHHH

What a joke, we better win this freakin game.

by The Josh on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not liking our chances right now

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Against the Red Sux....

Couldn’t it happen against people a little less douchey?

by The Josh on May 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

so. um.... no one at second, huh?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

he was actually standing near the third base bag.

for reasons which are unknown.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

see above

lots of teams rotate for a cut in left field

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s 10 o’clock and we’re in the fucking 6th inning. make it stop, just please make it stop.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Make the bad relief pitchers fly, Mommy!

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this team

Should of fucking left in fucking tillman. Luke probably playing the right way. But why play back if it goes over your head it is probably hitting the wall so why even do it. could of caught adrians hit. He was probably playing the right spot but I just think playing back in left does nothing.

by BIGBIERINS on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I was about to post the same thing.

Leave the starters in, he knows this bullpen is a fucking joke.

by JJT23 on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait why rapada?

just get johnson in there stat

by glasgow on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why Tillman is a dick for not throwing more strikes.

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh. Bring out the imp.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

The Imp sucks.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got to love our pen

strikes real fear in the hearts our adversaries

by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

FTFY

strikes real fear in the hearts our adversaries fans

by The Josh on May 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job lefty specialist!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm fine with walking ortiz with 1B open

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Phewwwww!

Manna from heaven.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

As bad as that was

shit coulda been worse.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to get some fucking runs

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

please god

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well we need three more runs

Now I am really mad matt did not come through last inning. He has to know who he was going to be catching later in this game. Need all the runs possible.

by BIGBIERINS on May 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

a nice long inning here would be nice

even if we don’t get any runs, just get MFRS to slow their roll

by glasgow on May 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a Red Sux game...

the inning is gonna take forever, that is the least of our worries

by The Josh on May 16, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET THE MOTHERFUCK OUT!!!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Attaboy Mark!

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING UVA DOUCHEBAG!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark!

that’s what I was promised!

by Stacey on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

on the road to 50!

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds!

I was promised homers, we got a homer.

by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit

don’t see them go out that way too often

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK FUCKING REYNOLDS!

DOOOOOOONG!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

starting to hit a little bit yeah?

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

reynolds, you are a godsend.

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you Mark needed one back

What's this hell I view?
Wizards are like the winter
Ice cold from outside
-wjb1492

by pwilson319 on May 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

A little bit of breathing room.

At least all of our bad relief ‘pitchers’ have been used.

Why the Buck not?!?

by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

not all of them!

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

SORRY. missed the subject line on that one…guess you’ll have to deal with a picture of goggles for the rest of the nigh.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why you gotta scare me like that??????

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

because you know it’s happening.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Literally LOL

My family is staring at me….

by The Josh on May 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and of course, Cleveland still absolutely bashing KC’s brains in. poor guys…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone.

…except Yankees and Red Sox fans.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the back of a 10 run inning no less…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Vin Mazzaro:

2.1IP
11 Hits
14 ER
3 BB
78 Pitches

Why the Buck not?!?

by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

there goes his cy young hopes

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

from JoePo

first time since Mike Oquist in ’98 that a pitcher has given up 14 ER in a game

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

that’s gotta be a crazy ERA he has now

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

season ERA went from 4.50 (quality start) to 22.74

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

for fuck's sake, nicky

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently yesterday wasn't a sign of him getting hot

he don’t look so good tonight

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

particularly when he could have NOT swung and done some damage earlier

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky ass shit

Roberts smokes it and it goes right to one of their douchebags and AGon just rolls it out into LF.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick...

What the fuck did you just swing at?

by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Back from dinner

How did we fuck this / unfuck this up? Accardo blew a massive shlong i assume.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

gonzo+errors+stupidity

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonzo actually got the ball rolling. shocking right?

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonzo started it

and was assisted by some putrid defense

Why the Buck not?!?

by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll quote PeteAbe, the terrific Boston beat writer

“Daisuke Gonzalez and Daisuke Accardo did not pitch well in relief for the Birds.”

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaha

that’s funny.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bwahaha

I have to give that man credit.

by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice cut-off doc

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

there's no chance

how can we win? I just don’t see it happening.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

keystone cops out there…i’ll assign some of the blame to standing around for 4 hours watching the starters, but still…

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

ughhhhhhh

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

perhaps I’ve spoken too soon.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOVE YOU JJ

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Go sit in the fucking corner!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ahahahaha

nice swing, sellout

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The Orioles are rejuvenating his career.

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

orioles bullpen:

fountain of youth for crappy washups everywhere. posada can’t wait.

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have no pitchers that can get anybody out

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Tillman gets himself out

of the game by throwing 88 pitches in 5 innings.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

JJ getting fucking pissed on

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

JJ

just setting up the double play

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

This is going to hurt.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

boston's entrie lineup is now derek jeter

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This really should be the Orioles’ logo.

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

My fave animated gif ever

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is going to be a killer to their morale.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Morale? We have no fucking morale!

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

until morale improves, the beatings will continue

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

we had a very real chance to sweep Boston in their own park two days after sweeping the division leader in their own park. now, wellll….

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a moral victory!

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hush you

facts dont have a place in our anger

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh right, they got smeared that one time…in any case, you get the idea.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't say "pesky" with this guy up

don’t wanna give him any ideas.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roll this motherfucker up

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watched Airplane! with my oldest this winter

Thought it was hilarious

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picked the wrong fandom to be born into

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, how old ARE you?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently 11 years older than Stacey

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was 2 when the orioles last won the WS

i can’t claim any memories somehow

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was 8. I have vague memories of it, but too young to really appreciate it.

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess you’re lucky your name’s not “Dempsey”.

(It’s not, right?)

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, you and I are in the same boat!

It was a month later for me.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm. I applied to colleges around then.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

so did i

/prodigy

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

prodigy actually came out about 5 years later

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, my older brother was seven months old

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hint:

this is his picture

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was doing OK

wait, FUCK

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, you may be my kid's age...

but I’m gonna allow this…

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

huzzah!

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

I’ve seen like, 2.5 good years of baseball. Cal in ’95, then 96 and 97

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I barely remember 95

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Orioles won the World Series

Then I left the womb.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus christ that was scary

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

there’s two.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm very scared right now

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

not the man I want to see.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hold me...

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stay fucking nasty JJ!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Niiiiiiiiiice!

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

SIDDOW AGON!!!! HELLS YEAH!!!!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT THE MOTHERFUCK DOWN!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

oh thank god

What's this hell I view?
Wizards are like the winter
Ice cold from outside
-wjb1492

by pwilson319 on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

OH YES THANK YOU.

Cleveland threatening again…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we care about cleveland for some reason?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’re just absolutely pummeling KC and it’s funny to watch.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

score is now 19-1 in the sixth. yup.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bet Cleveland's still stealing, though.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow I hadn't seen that

crazy

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok can we score about 6 runs please???

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

never a doubt.

now please, please please you crappy Orioles hitters get some beautiful fucking runs.

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

now we have to score two more runs fuck

by BIGBIERINS on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, these guys are just trying to fuck with us.

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck, if you like the 'Win' rule so much...

Then what in the bloody fucking Hell are you doing putting Mike Gonzalez into any game, ever?

Why the Buck not?!?

by PBR me ASAP! on May 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

to be fair

he probably thought a 6 run lead was a big enough cushion to let him get some meaningless outs

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

fool of a took!

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

proudfeets

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We coughed up six runs...

It took a lot more than Gonzo and his three hits given up to do that.

by Bad Horse on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

another good tweet about the KC game

“Joakim Soria gave up 14 runs once. He called it "2009""

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Can we please get a Baldy Pedrioa Angry gif. how does one make a gif?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

no idea

as your buddies as Lookout Landing

by Stacey on May 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vlad....please.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

When I left it was 6-0.

I’m displeased with this turn of events.

Did KC really leave one pitcher in to give up 14 earned runs?

by Bad Horse on May 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

indeed, Vin Mazzaro.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you in your fucking nose Jake Fox!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Koji sighting.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

doubles machine

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo hoo, Vlad!

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously

they shouldn’t be allowed to have that fucked up excuse for a ballpark. And for anyone who says it’s historic….fuck that. The place is a shithole.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having been there once in '95

Yup, it’s a shithole.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I <3 that old man

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job Vlad....

…wish it was a few more feet, but still.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm officially OFF Vlad's back.

Strong night with the 2 baggers.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

and closing in on the .300 mark

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

paper or plastic?

are you supposed to tip those guys? i never do.

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vladi! Drive him the fuck in!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke?

Goddammit man.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Luke

fucking birther

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice catch, captain

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice runnin’, Vlad.

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

he wanted to go home so bad.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Vlad laughing over there at Third. Love that guy.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

this is hysterical.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on Adam, puh-leeeeeeez give it a ride.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear, Vlad looks like he belongs in beer league softball on the basepaths

and every swing looks like he’s gonna have a stroke, but damn, he’s putting up numbers. Rock on, old man.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

This dude has some nasty movement

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This dude has some nasty movement

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking macs

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

grumble.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

on a mac, you can make this sign ≠ very easily.

just sayin’

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking stupid song

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Koj.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Well this is not a good start

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking hell.

What happened to Good Koji? Why do we have his evil twin?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

living thigh high these days

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh fuck me sideways

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't see any way this run doesn't score

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

that's next week right?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pumped!

I’m got some shit to discuss with that dude.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it

I’ve*

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen, if you're still here on May 22nd, it means you're going to hell

but you don’t go to hell until October 21st, so you’ll have like five months to do whatever crazy shit you want. Live it up!

by Stacey on May 16, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

While we're at an O's game?

Seems like bad timing by God there.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a rupture

of an organ in youk?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice. add a degree of difficulty

What's this hell I view?
Wizards are like the winter
Ice cold from outside
-wjb1492

by pwilson319 on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

like seriously, an 0-2 count and he serves up that shit.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

JD Drew

Shot knees, doesn’t run fast, right?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ahm scurred.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes... very shocking when the worst bullpen in the league fails from top to bottom.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut. up.

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andrew keeps joking about this too and I wish he'd stop

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stopped joking about it instantly!

Now I’m soothsaying, EME.

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

banned!

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it’s true…but don’t say it.

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this move

I hope it works out, but walking Drew as the go-ahead run is a bad move

Free Nolan Reimold!

by Andrew_G on May 16, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Koji please get the fucking ball down

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

at least we know koji's not going to walk anyone

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Dirty! Finish this fuck!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Get nasty right here Koji!!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Nasty boys!

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

K K K K KOJI!!!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN! NOW SHUT THE DOOR KOJI!!!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE MORE BABY COME ON!!!

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

or...ummm ever

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that there's anything wrong with that

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the TV edit of Pulp Fiction

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Koji throw us a pop up!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

delicious

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

By you motherfucker!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

By you motherfucker!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

weird thing is

i feel like all of our pitchers were at least doing a decent job of getting ahead in the count

by glasgow on May 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Koji!

Walkin in a Wieters Wonderland

by Terpfan232 on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid fucking stadium with no foul territory

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Koji has lost some weight

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

edge of my fucking seat.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooo

do NOT want to see that

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

you want him to get naked?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you ever been in a turkish prison?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

KO-Ji!

KO-Ji!
KO-Ji!
KO-Ji!

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

HEY BUCK

HAVE KOJI START THE NINTH.

WHY NOT, YA KNOW?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He might yet blow it...

But it’s not like anyone else has actually pitched well tonight…

by Bad Horse on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

how to type gregg's name: just keep typing G

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLUTCH AS A MOTHERFUCKER

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Got him! Good recovery

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, 86 mph is really fast!

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I always tried to convince people of!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

gets you a ticket

if not arrested

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

One bullet dodged

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok team

You know what’s coming in the bottom of the 9th.

So please go out there and score a few runs.

by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

alright 3 more outs!

who’s warming up? i’m on gamecast

Walkin in a Wieters Wonderland

by Terpfan232 on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, great investment on Crawford.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So... Kevin Gregg gives up a leadoff homer to Varitek to start the bottom of the 9th, doesn't he?

In the post-game press conference he’ll say, “Well, at this point in his career, Varitek had to do a lot right to get that one out of there.”

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Thanks goodness.

Even when he was going well last year, Koji’s pitches seemed so hittable—88 and catching a lot of the zone. But he got it done.

by Bad Horse on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

KOJI-ized

Sweeet.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Why has Accardo not been dfa'd or drawn and quartered yet?

Jeez, he’s killing us. (Checking in late.)

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

KOJI

"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones

by CStoneNo37 on May 16, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow…it’s like a baseball card that’s also a blingee.

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this was my thought exactly

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please leave Koji in...

not that it’s going to happen but please, just this once?

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my god...

I love watchin games and reading these posts. I was beginning to piss my pants there for a minute with Gonzo going all gonzo, and then Accardo showed him up.

by Elton Alwine on May 16, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking hell Matty!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Mark - two in one game too much to ask??

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

uno

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ichi

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

not just yet

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Mark

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

What are the odds of a K?

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

100%

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck man

You swing through a belt high 93 mph fastball?

by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go. Back to form, Matt.

Still, his dinger is the thin margin. So, well done Reynolds.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

well fuck no cushion it is

please don’t fucking hurt us KG

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Infield Sigh Rule

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going downstairs to get a crash helmet.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s bouta get wild in here real fast.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

first batter predictions?

I say BB

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Home run

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to be wrong.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, you're thinking K, grounder, or fly ball?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

double down the line

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

groundout to SS!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reach on error
Passed ball
Homer

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

fly ball to warning track

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAHHHH!!!!!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i win!

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner!

Of course in Fenway the warning track is 200 feet away.

by Bad Horse on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say fly to LF

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can't bet after the ball is on the roulette wheel

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

les jeus sont faits

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

*jeux

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahah

this is hilariously true

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

brilliant post.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truer words never spoken

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

except

it’s 85 years old and has had little to no maintenance and once you get on, you pretty much know how you’re going to die.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

A six flags ride

to be more precise

Walkin in a Wieters Wonderland

by Terpfan232 on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like the Cyclone

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care if we leave 20 LOB as long as we have more R. :)

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

please!!!!!!!!!!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew!

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my god oh my god oh my god

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

ONE.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I was expecting u2

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WRONG!

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have angered the elders

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGGGHHHH

They just showed the 07 May comeback the Sux made against us on NESN… that’s gotta be reverse Karma right?

by The Josh on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Mothers Day Massacre>

ugh…

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least it wasn't

the Day After Birdland Day

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close Cap'n

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF was that?

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go KG you shitsack!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh you worthless motherfuck no fucking walks!!!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't be walking people KG

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

KG makes me think of Kevin Garnett

who I also hate.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

crap.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

#firekevingregg

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

he just wants to build up the adrenaline

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure about you

but mission accomplished for me

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw geez man.

Not one of those pitches was in the zone. Not even the one that was called a strike.

by Bad Horse on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

It begins

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Matty fucking gun him if he goes

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Tuning in late

This might be a good thing. Matt Wieters will gun him down haha

by LoveForTheGame13 on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

god this is terrifying.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

try to steal, ellsbury, pleaaaaase

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

matt wieters gunning him down

actually a very likely scenario. :)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP please!

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

by Gromm on May 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This is taking years off my life

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m about to retch

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

7 pitchers?

Our bullpen was all rested, and now they’re not.

and they STILL sucked.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ZB throws the CG SO tomorrow anyway

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt, bad time to have a bad throw.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Matty :(

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

another sucky throw

what’s wrong with god?

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

This is the most nerve racking game ever. EVER.

by James (Lost in Boston) on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

from Camden Depot:
kevin gregg has a 2.40 ERA. Awesome. kevin gregg has a 4.66 xFIP. Opposite of awesome.

by cjatud2012 on May 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This is taking years off my life

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew!

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

this is fucking killing me

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

that almost happened

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

"wieters and Gregg will talk it over"

um. yeah. get on that.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they should switch places

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they'll switch spots

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of accepted a loss tonight back in the sixth

this isn’t as bad as I thought I was going to be.

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on May 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, I’m almost afraid to ask…

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Expecting an outcome doesn't make its inevitable arrival any easier

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one is his “out” pitch?

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

they all go out of the strike zone

or out of the park

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, he's a really good hitter.

"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

by DougWilliamsSisters on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

asshole.

Fan-dabby-dozy.....tastic.....

by Jonny Pops on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the worst game I've ever watched

It doesn’t even matter if the Os win or lose. It’s just awful.

by Holymittens on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I want him to die

does that make me a bad person?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking hell

Can we just release the whole bullpen except JJ and Koji and start over?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

im convinced that gregg tries to blow saves

in hopes that he can snag the win

"This club is not a good club." --Jim Palmer

by Dr. J on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm convinced he's a terrible pitcher we never should have fucking signed.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bleh

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK MY LIFE

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously fucking kill yourself you worthless fuck

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

.....

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

well, that was entirely predictable

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck me

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Our whole team plays like scared children in Fenway.

Later

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

awww

this made me smile ,for the time in about 30 minutes.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the love of God man

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER!!!

What's this hell I view?
Wizards are like the winter
Ice cold from outside
-wjb1492

by pwilson319 on May 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Kevin Gregg, Michael Gonzalez and Jeremy Accardo need to be unemployed. Tomorrow.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Will ZK make a variation of Gonzo pic last year from opening day/

"Well...
it’s basically a new fangled version of a daguerreotype, but with more bells and whistles. Sounds like sorcery if you ask me." Daveh873

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that stunk really bad.

But it’s only one game. And fortunately I had a couple of innings to get used to the idea.

Wait, we blew a six run lead? Aw man…

by Bad Horse on May 16, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is it always against the Red Sox?

by BrianS on May 16, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Well ...

I wish I could say that was surprising.

"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones

by CStoneNo37 on May 16, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

what did I do, god?

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Some days I wonder if I was Hitler or Stalin in a past life.

Or Pol Pot or somebody.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

No way does this fucking shit FLY, NO FUCKING WAY. It’s time to grow a fucking pair of balls and step up to the fucking plate. You fucking assholes make 6 million a fucking year.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Troy Patton to actually exist. that's what it will take.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

A fan strike.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet we strike

before he learns how to throw one

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That old familiar feeling...

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This hurts my heart

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on May 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I’m fucking furious.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m like one of those parents where their children do something stupid everytime to the point that they don’t get mad at them anymore……just disappointed.

by mookie_20 on May 16, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate these motherfuckers

all of those shitty ass ABs earlier in the game, the shitty defense, and most of all the absolutely fucking worthless relief pitching.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

First thing my wife said when I said "I hate this team" after the loss

“Guess you were right to be mad they didn’t get more runs early.”

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

they did all the things that losers do to make an easy W into an easy W for the other guys.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

#needsmorekoji

"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones

by CStoneNo37 on May 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Matusz needs to hurry up and come back

So Bergesen can finish Tillman’s games for him.

What up?

by snakethejake on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

or the other way around

but yeah Bergy would have been a god send taking over in the 6th tonight

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on May 16, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah either way

couldn’t have been any worse.

What up?

by snakethejake on May 16, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

FUCK IT

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate it most when we lose to them

too many smug assholes up here without this kind of shit

by James (Lost in Boston) on May 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I think what pisses me off more than the loss

is a bunch of West Coast fucking morons randomly cheering for the Red Sox getting all excited for the AGon walkoff. What the fuck do you care? And why in the fuck would you cheer for a perennial contender to beat an underdog if you’re not a fan of them?

I hate sports fans sometimes.

"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones

by CStoneNo37 on May 16, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I should clarify

that this is on Twitter. And that this is why Twitter sucks.

"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones

by CStoneNo37 on May 16, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And FUCK BILL SIMMONS

right in the ear.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Thanks Orioles bullpen for the most entertaining Red Sox win of the season! Gonzo Man-crush level being raised to “Maroon.”

by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck that fucking fuck

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use a fucking subject line so I can hide this bullshit.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGGGGG.

That was complete bull. Gregzalez strikes again.

by Benhem612 on May 16, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew I should have stopped watching after gonzo shit the bed

getting emotionally invested in a bed shitting like that is 10000x worse than waking up and seeing that we lost it.

What does it take for gonzo to lose his fucking job? More importantly, anyone have an idea as to how I can get paid millions of dollars to be an absolute joke and fucking suck ass at my job?

by VB O's Guy on May 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck everything about this shit

it makes me fucking sick.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14746277&topic_id=9781914

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

we need to rename this the overthrow thread again

and go all french revolution on our bullpen

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

by Luke E on May 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

To the Bastille!!!!

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on May 16, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFAs would be just as good as a guillotine.

"What the hell is a Baltimore knot?" "I don't know, but it's never the same thing twice." - The Wire

by Eat More Esskay on May 16, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

guillotine the lot.

"Initially thought I had BieberFever but turns out I have pneumonia."
-Guts

by Steve. on May 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man I never would

of thought that’d i’d be waiting for Simon.

by Michael18 on May 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Gonzalez
Accardo
Gregg

In that order.

Followed by Roberts.

Patron saint of quality footwear.

by fat_daddyo on May 16, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pick Gonzo then Gregg then Accardo

by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orioles bullpen tonight: 31/3 innings, 10 hits, 8 runs, 5 earned runs, 4 walks, 1 blown save

by Wieters Wieners on May 16, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

even when the rabid optimist in me thought Reynolds would hit 50 homers in our lineup

A big part of me was saying “Yeah, but we still gave up David Hernandez.” He would be our best ’pen guy if he were here.

by glasgow on May 16, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe it's just 25 years of disappointment talking

but I’m no longer sure that the joy I would get out of an Orioles WS or a Capitals Stanley Cup would make up for all the suffering those two teams have caused me…

Kind of a devastating thing to think about…

"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones

by CStoneNo37 on May 16, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet that Buck

has to have a shit load of liquor in his hotel rooms to deal with this team.

by Michael18 on May 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont like Buc's attitude

I hope it is different when he talks to the team

by 13yearsandcounting on May 16, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like my soul just got kicked in the fucking balls.

"I have fear, but I am not afraid."
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9

by danielreese05 on May 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Uggghhhh Kevin Gregg is trending throughout the USA on Twitter

He probably thinks it is a good thing, ugggghhh I hate Boston and their bandwagon douchefans

by The Josh on May 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there a loser version of the dancing Gregg banana?

Because there sure as shit should be.

"Wouldn't it be cool to win for Baltimore? Wouldn't it make you happy if New York was mad? If Philly was mad or Boston was mad? Wouldn't that feel good?"
--Adam Jones

by CStoneNo37 on May 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I was

One of maye 50 orioles fans at Fenway tonight.

Of course I knew what would happen and I assured all of the red sox fans around me they would win the game, but…

Fuck you Jeremy
Fuck you Michael
Fuck you Kevin

But most of all…fuck you Buck.

by dkdc on May 17, 2011 12:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Around the minors 5-16:

Norfolk lost to Lehigh Valley 4-3. Ryan Adams went 0-3 but drew 2 walks. Brandon Snyder went 1-4 with a walk. Josh Bell went 1-4 with 2 strikeouts. Nolan Reimold hit his 5th homer of the season going 1-4. VandenHurk went 5 innings, striking out 7, giving up 7 hits, 2 walks and 3 earned runs.

Bowie had the day off.

Frederick beat Potomac 3-2, scoring all their runs in the bottom of the 8th. Brian Matusz started, going 4 innings, striking out 2, walking 1, and giving up 2 hits and 1 earned run. LJ Hoes went 0-3. Tyler Townsend went 0-3 with a strikeout.

Delmarva lost to Greensboro 13-3. Jonathan Schoop doubled in 3 at bats. Michael Ohlman went 1-4 with a single and a strikeout. Mychal Givens returned to the bottom of the order and went hitless in 3 at bats with a strikeout.

Not much tonight prospect wise, outside of Moldy’s 5th homer and Schoop’s 8th double.

And fuck the red sox.

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on May 17, 2011 1:44 AM EDT reply actions  

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