Of course you do!
I am packing up and moving everything I own from Arlington, Virginia to the slightly-different feeling Allentown, PA to start an exciting new job. In the process I found an extra mint-condition, still-in-the-box Adam Jones bobblehead that the Orioles gave away two years ago while the Orioles hosted the New York Mets (a series notable for witnessing Matt Wieters first major league home run). You probably remember the bobblehead pretty well.
Anyway, to celebrate my new job I'm going to give this friendly little guy away to a loving family. I have, unfortunately, been unable to find a loving family, so instead I will give him away to whoever decides they have enough strength of character to answer as many of my questions about the upcoming three-game series against the Kansas City Royals as possible.
You have up until first pitch on Tuesday to enter this contest, so don't dally, Sally.