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Indians 8, Orioles 4: In Birdland, Everybody Gets a Trophy

"All right, I'm pumped, let the healing begin!" Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting.

Before today's game, I was like Matt Damon. I was ready to bury the past and start fresh after the All-Star Break. I was excited to see my team play and start off the second half of the season on a strong note. But like Damon, there was an underbelly of sarcasm and cynicism in my mood. Why? Because of the craptastic game we watched this afternoon is a broken record. But Camden Chat is a fan site and fans are unfailingly supportive and optimistic of their team. Much like little league, everybody gets a reward for effort today. So this recap is going to be optimistic and happy. I'm talking Smurf happy and optimistic... actually Smurf happy and optimistic on a pound of cotton candy. So what happened today? 

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The game started off on a sour note as Jeremy Guthrie put the Orioles in a large hole early on. In the first inning, Guthrie couldn't quite locate his pitches and gave up two homers to Asdrubal Cabrera and Carlos "You've got to change your evil ways, baby" Santana. Guthrie wasn't particularly great in the second inning either but former Expo, 65 year old Orlando Cabrera grounded into a double play to end the inning. After the second inning Guthrie settled down and pitched well for the next three innings. Early on, he seemed to be pumping a lot of fastballs, but he started to mix up his pitches effectively and even threw a 65 mph breaking ball and a 97 mph fastball for a strike out at a couple of different points. Unfortunately, he ran into trouble in the 6th and Mark Hendrickson couldn't close out inning without adding more damage. But in birdland, there are no losers, only winners. Jeremy, you may have gave up 6 runs but I give you.... wait for it... a smelly sticker!

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On the opposing mound, there was Gargamel er I mean Justin Masterson who was quite solid. Masterson's signature pitch is his sinker and I thought it was effective. I was actually surprised he didn't use it more because hitters couldn't quite square up on it. After gaining a huge lead in the top of the 6th, Masterson gave up back to back doubles to Matt Wieters and Derek Lee -- the later hit was off of one of Masterson's sinkers. Blake Davis earned an RBI off a sinker from Masterson later in the inning to bring the O's within four runs. Davis and Lee, step right up for your sticker.  

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But the Indians' pen shut down the O's for the rest of the game. I didn't realize it until now, but their pen is pretty sick. Obviously I don't follow the Indians closely, but I think Chris Perez and Rafael Perez are the main late innings guys (?), but Vinnie Pestano and Tony Sipp were quite strong in the eighth and ninth innings and registered five strike outs between them. I guess the best thing I can say about this game is that Blake Davis and Craig Tatum looked good. Davis showed good plate discipline and his hit in the sixth inning was nice. Tatum smoked a fastball off of Masterson in third inning to get the two run rally started. Obviously, neither player have much upside but I think they can be nice pieces to have around if only to prevent another Julio Lugo signing.  Overall, fine effort gents. There's always the next game. It doesn't matter if you win but how you play. You're always number one in my book.  

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Somehow reading this just made me feel... well, dirty.

"Here's a bold prediction: The Orioles will go undefeated in games this year in which Guerrero drives in the 10th run."

by DonovanM on Jul 15, 2011 4:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Well it's

the same old same old with this club. They even got a three day break and do they come back pumped up, or at least hungry, nahh lets lose another boys we are still getting our nice paychecks at the end of the day…… Why can’t the owner of this utter garbage do something about the way this club is going? I mean everyone, everyone can see that McPhail’s plan has bombed and we are no better than we were 5 years ago, in some cases we are worse. Project youth is not working, our so called top draft picks are stinkers at this point, and even the ones like Jones and Weiters who were suppose to be the end all to beat all are average at best, come on…….. Sorry about that gripping, I guess I just expected them to come out after the break and show some hunger, dumb me…..

by F4PhantomPhreak on Jul 15, 2011 4:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Your slant rhymes are stinkers, bro

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Jul 15, 2011 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rule #1 for Oriole Fandom:

Must decry any involvement by owner Peter Angelos.
Until team is in annual tailspin, then decry lack of involvement by owner Peter Angelos.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 15, 2011 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

involvement of wallet, not brain.

by IggesRule13 on Jul 15, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

that lookin good sticker has me jealous

Since my boss never actually gives me a performance review and just asks me to sign the sheet saying he did, I think I will give him a pack of those lookin good stickers to put on my review forms.

by Benhem612 on Jul 15, 2011 6:08 AM EDT reply actions  

When things get this bad, do what I and many other people of faith do: ask yourself What Would Julian Assange Do?

I was sorry to hear that last night’s heavily sweetened game thread put several CC diabetics into a coma. But hey, saccharine is good too. In fact, It’s All Good.

So, 2-nite it’s Jake the Snake against Some Better Guy wearing a racist logo that we would, like, never ever put on our uni’s, mostly because PA is a lawyer and the last thing he wants is another lawsuit from the militant Native Orioles— which is why we don’t have the cartoon bird on our hats any more, hello silver lining, but instead get to intimidate people with the Ornithologically Correct Oriole, which actually is way cooler, but let’s not get started on that again, OK?.

And for the record, I’m guessing that last nite’s Ferd Classic: “So we can close the books on Guthrie now: six runs allowed, both of them earned” — probably won’t make it onto the Greatest Hits CD. Look, you think it’s EASY choosing these things? Try it yourself: listen to an entire Ferd-covered game — you’ll get a half-dozen winners. ‘Course, your forehead will be really sore from getting smashed by your palm like you coulda hada V-8, but then that’s why you get the big money, ain’t it?

Go O’s!

Welcome to the Suck: Narrating the Oriole Fan's Experience 1998-2011

by Titov on Jul 15, 2011 7:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Baltimore is 1-13 since June 26.

What sticker should we give em?

by IggesRule13 on Jul 15, 2011 7:28 AM EDT reply actions  

BAN

That isn’t a positive sticker!

by IggesRule13 on Jul 15, 2011 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

But participation ROCKS! we don't want the Orioles to grow up into

self loathing emo vampire loving baseball wallflowers, we need to encourage their pride and preserve their self confidence otherwise they will all give up.

by Benhem612 on Jul 15, 2011 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gregg is gone for 4
Major League Baseball announced Thursday that Ortiz and Orioles pitcher Kevin Gregg have received four-game suspensions and undisclosed fines for their roles in the melee.

by IggesRule13 on Jul 15, 2011 7:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Orioles pitcher Mike Gonzalez was suspended three games and fined by the league for throwing at Ortiz in the sixth inning of Sunday’s game. Warnings had been issued earlier in that contest. Baltimore manager Buck Showalter received a one-game ban and a fine for his role in that game.
Orioles pitcher Jim Johnson and Red Sox catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia were fined for their aggressive actions during the bench-clearing brawl.

Red Sox pitcher John Lackey was fined for intentionally throwing at Orioles first baseman Derrek Lee during Saturday’s game.

How does Gonzo get three game suspension but Lackey only gets a fine?

by IggesRule13 on Jul 15, 2011 7:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Duh, lackey hit two batters which caused the ump to warn both the Orioles and the Red Sox

then gonzo threw behind someone so he gets three but it wouldn’t be fair to suspend lackey because obviously he wasn’t “warned” yet.

by Benhem612 on Jul 15, 2011 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do we need an enforcer?

Like in hockey … where you’ve got a guy who can’y play for shit, but is big and intimidating and you don’t really care if or when he gets suspended. If only Felix were big and intimidating……..

Youth may come and go, but immaturity can last a lifetime.

by Zeke McGeek on Jul 15, 2011 7:58 AM EDT reply actions  

kevin gregg is pretty big

Remember, the greatest intangible of all is love. Number two is grit.

by Andrew_G on Jul 15, 2011 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for Sid reference. Unfortunately, getting anybody "enforced" by El Sid -- unless we're talkin' middle-aged Aruban judges...

would be damn near impossible, as Sid’s really effective attacking skills were almost exclusively directed against the clubhouse buffet table and oncoming cars whose drivers had consumed somewhat less fire water than Sir Sidney. Basically, off a Jet-Ski and the beach, the Big Guy couldn’t enforce his way out of your basic airline vomit receptacle.

Welcome to the Suck: Narrating the Oriole Fan's Experience 1998-2011

by Titov on Jul 15, 2011 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

*can’t

Youth may come and go, but immaturity can last a lifetime.

by Zeke McGeek on Jul 15, 2011 7:59 AM EDT reply actions  

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