CC Hottie Invitational CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Kate Beckinsale vs. Olivia Wilde
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 5, 2011 7:36 AM EDT
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PrintWelcome to the inaugural Camden Chat 2011 Hottie Invitational!
Check out the updated bracket here.
Yesterday, Kate Beckinsale dominated Monica Belucci, winning 54-17.
Camden Chat Hottie Invitational Championship Matchup! (two days)
Kate Beckinsale vs. Olivia Wilde
Kate Beckinsale
Age: 37
You Know Her Best As: Selene from the Underworld series, the hot nurse everyone is in love with in Pearl Harbor, Adam Sandler's trophy wife in Click
Olivia Wilde
Age: 27
You Know Her Best As: Sexy doctor Thirteen in House, Emile Hirsh's oft-naked GF in Alpha Dog, a computerized superhero or some nerdy crap in Tron: Legacy
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Wow, 2-to-1 Olivia Wilde
Wasn’t expecting that kind of disparity in voting this close to the finals.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
I was
Leighton’s Cinderella run is over.
I saw an extended trailer for Cowboys and Aliens over the weekend. Good… Lord Wilde looks smokin hot in that. I think that’s gonna send her star power right into the A List.
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 5, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Her first time against another brunette have anything to do with that ya think?
"I think we consider too much the luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm." ~ FDR
Olivia Wilde is probably the hottest woman alive
…I mean, besides my fiance of course…
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
I think Beckinsale is gonna give her a run for her money.
By the time this thing was down to 16, I don’t think there was any doubt who was going to be in the finals…
by Wieters Wieners on Jul 6, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
dear monica,
i have to be honest with you, after i picked you and then saw the other women in the cougars bracket, i thought you might be a bit over-matched. but then you went out there with your kick-ass rack and intimidating guns and took advantage of the brunette bias here at CC. so, i guess i just want to thank you for the cinderella run through the tournament, and for helping prove that a 25 year old can know what he’s talking about when it comes to women almost twice his age.
hugs and kisses,
gamecock24
carolina in my mind...
What? You don't like skinny boney white chicks OR WWE China look-alikes?
by Wieters Wieners on Jul 6, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys are not aware of google images for different pictures.
"I think we consider too much the luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm." ~ FDR
I'm sure she has already sought counselling ...
… upon hearing this news.
While democracy must have its organization and controls, its vital breath is individual liberty.
- Charles Evans Hughes
That run will end today ...
… even with my vote for Monica.
While democracy must have its organization and controls, its vital breath is individual liberty.
- Charles Evans Hughes
It's been fun gents
Let’s get real with it in this heavyweight bout. I’m gonna find some great pics of my girl Kate Beckinsale once I get to work and put em up here.
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 7, 2011 7:37 AM EDT reply actions
Counter
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 7, 2011 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That looks cartoonish almost it's so airbrushed
Is that from a cut scene in Up?
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 7, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Since all the women I consider hot are long gone
I’ll try a different approach here.
Olivia Wilde was born on 3/10/84. Also born on 3/10/84 was Barry Roe, RHP, 42nd round pick of the Orioles in the 2002 draft.
Kate Beckinsale was born on 7/26/73. On 7/26/73, one of my all-time favorite Orioles, Bobby Grich, hit a grand slam off Gaylord Perry in an 8-4 win over the Indians.
Beckinsale is definitely the more Birdland of the two.
Youth may come and go, but immaturity can last a lifetime.
by Zeke McGeek on Jul 7, 2011 8:58 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
This is the best comment of the tournament
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 7, 2011 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Talk about saving the best for last!
"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11
by Eat More Esskay on Jul 7, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe Beckinsale is just 5 years younger than I am.
Damn.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
On 3/10/84 Cal Ripken and Eddie Murray went back to back yard ... (it was only a ST game).
That’s pretty birdland.
OK, I made up the back to back bit. But Cal and Eddie were both still in the same lineup in 1984 and fresh off a World Series title.
While democracy must have its organization and controls, its vital breath is individual liberty.
- Charles Evans Hughes
Both equally hot IMO
I went with the one closer to my age
Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller
This IS competition
"Harpoon It!" - Rick Dempsey concerning David Ortiz attempting to take home against Nick Markakis 4/27/2011
This turned to be a lot easier than I thought.
Based only on the two photos above, Ms Wilde looks like stiff competition.
But go on-line and expand the looks for her and one quickly finds that the photo above is an outstandingly good shot of her – not to say she isn’t attractive in her other photos.
And while it also happens to be an excellent choice of photo for Kate, in my opinion she has lots of other good shots one can find.
While democracy must have its organization and controls, its vital breath is individual liberty.
- Charles Evans Hughes
I think that picture of Wilde is ridiculous
I know why it was chosen, but the “I’m going to arc my back so I look like a Rob Leifield drawing” pose just doesn’t work with her, because she’s not busty at all. All it manages to do to me is detract from her other, noteworthy features.
We don't like SSS's here
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 7, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The majority of these contestants could be called small sample sizes in fact
I am dissapointed that the finals don’t have more representation from the ample sample sizes ;-)
After looking at all these pics
My SS is no longer S.
by Wieters Wieners on Jul 7, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like a classic case of PDLNFS
Post Deployment Lack of Nookie Flashback Syndrome
While democracy must have its organization and controls, its vital breath is individual liberty.
- Charles Evans Hughes
Niether deserves to win the whole thing.
But Wilde gets my vote avec ease.
"That was fugly." - JArrieta34
This one's gonna be a BARN BURNER
and I’m still trying to figure out how Emma Watson beat Diana Agron.
You and me both.
"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11
by Eat More Esskay on Jul 7, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
join the club.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Fuck a doodle doo
how the hell are we going to handle a tie?
Solution provided by a friend
Mud Wrestling
"Harpoon It!" - Rick Dempsey concerning David Ortiz attempting to take home against Nick Markakis 4/27/2011
We should start a NSFW weekend thread to determine the tie!
Unload every dirty pic/video of the girls we can find until we have a clear winner. First to 50 wins!
I like the first to ___ idea
But I’m not sitting here and watching it.
I’ll leave it open until Monday, why not?
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 8, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Wilde deserves it just as much (if not more) as Beckinsale
Those eyes…
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
...
make her look
1) fake
2) like a raging bitch
i only found a couple pix of her where she looked a little softer.
Whatever
again, someone complains about one of the most beautiful ladies on earth.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
i'm not interested in her
and i wouldn’t consider her one of the most beautiful ladies of anywhere, although i respect your opinion to the contrary.
Kevin Gregg wins this contest
It’s officially closed.
by Wieters Wieners on Jul 8, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
huzzah!
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg
by danielreese05 on Jul 9, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
This contest needs to stay open for voting
until Cowboys vs. Aliens hit the theaters. So as to give the voting public a chance to appropriately comprehend the beauty of Ms. Wilde.
I am the Frizzle Fry.
by PBR me ASAP! on Jul 9, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is she as good with a gun ...
.. as Kate?
While democracy must have its organization and controls, its vital breath is individual liberty.
- Charles Evans Hughes
Massiva schnoz in that pic
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 10, 2011 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
When do we get to see who nominated which contestants?
"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."
- George Clinton
Oh, I can tell you that now.
Gamecock24 — Kate Upton, Julianne Hough, Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johanssen, Eva Mendes, Carla Gugino, Marisa Tomei, Monica Belucci
Astronaut Mike Dexter — Leighton Meester, Emmy Rossum, Marissa Miller, Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale, Penelope Cruz, Sandra Bullock, Heather Locklear
Holy Mittens — Karen Gillan, Gemma Arterton, Anne Hathaway, Zooey Deschenel, Meg White, Paget Brewster, Mary Louise Parker, Julia Louis Dreyfus
Wieters Wieners — Megan Fox, Kristen Cavalleri, Nicole Scherzinger, Jessica Beal, Sofia Vergara, Brooke Burke, Christie Brinkley, Michelle Pfeifer
Duck — Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Alexis Bledel, Keira Knightly, Maria Bello, Naomi Watts, Diane Lane, Julianne Moore
Stacey — Brooklyn Decker, Blake Lively, Christina Hendricks, Charlize Theron, Lucy Lui, Salma Hayek, Elle MacPherson, Demi Moore
twistedlogic — Diana Agron, Jennifer Lawrence, Carrie Underwood, Ashleigh McIvor, Dana Torres, Jenna Fischer, Jennifer Beals, Rita Wilson
Westie — Kristen Stewart, Amanda Seyfried, Natalie Portman, Kristen Bell, Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Helen Mirren, Sela Ward
gamecock’s bracket was solid.
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg
by danielreese05 on Jul 11, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
It's been said a lot of times
But he was also the first person to turn in his picks, so a lot of his girls were on other people’s lists and we had to choose alternates.
I satnd by my picks
Y’all just don’t know cute chicks. :)
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Overall not a bad job
Particularly the 2 cougars. I mean, at our age we should have a more realistic perspective about that.
And nothing wrong with picking based on one movie (say, Sin City or Zombieland).
But K.K.? Sorry. Not into science lab skeletons.
"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."
- George Clinton
As do I
I might have changed 2 of my picks, but the fact that Anne Hathaway lost in the 1st round remains a tragedy of the highest order.
And the only reason I didn't pick AH
is because you already had.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
And twisted's was a train wreck.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
Got 3 outta 8 thru the first round like 2 others yo
Should have had another but apparently nobody knows who Dianna Agron is.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jul 12, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm only pulling your chain.
I voted for Beals and I think Underwood. Can’t remember if I voted for any of the others.
At least you didn’t pick Meg White.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
While I am sad that the tournament is over,
I look forward to returning to a world where I can say that person X is hot and not being told that I’m crazy.
Folksy literate type.
by birdman on Jul 11, 2011 12:43 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for truth.
On to the next bracket…..beers, anyone?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jul 11, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a bad idea
Also: movies, TV, books as someone suggested earlier.
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 12, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
or we could do the opposite: ugly celebrities
dibs on the #1 pick!
carolina in my mind...
by Gamecock24 on Jul 12, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Second Pick:
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 12, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Movies and TV would be awesome
Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller
by John Stephens on Jul 12, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
My roommate and I...
Once did a Hypothetical Animal Fight bracket.
by Holymittens on Jul 12, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’m assuming the Oriole won.
Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller
by John Stephens on Jul 12, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would you ever assume the oriole won?
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
by daveh873 on Jul 12, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the elephant got upset
when the oriole pitched him inside
Youth may come and go, but immaturity can last a lifetime.
by Zeke McGeek on Jul 12, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
a rhino is a freakin tank with a horn strapped to it. no way.
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg
by danielreese05 on Jul 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess it’s kind of about context, where are they fighting?
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg
by danielreese05 on Jul 13, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
You do know lions stay as far away from elephants as possible?
And the biggest man killer is the hippo, not the lion or tiger?
I’m not sure which one I’d bet on, but it is no slam dunk for the tiger.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
Because a scenario in which you force two animals to fight should be given limits of reality like "lions stay as far away from elephants as possible"
It goes with the hot dog, it goes with nachos, it goes with peanuts. Beer’s perfect. Beer never got mad at me because I didn’t call beer back. - JT
My point was ...
… though lions get the title of King of the Jungle, both they and the elephants know who doesn’t mess with whom.
Hint – it’s the big, lumbery one that doesn’t get messed with.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
Ha
touche
Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller
by John Stephens on Jul 13, 2011 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds sort of interesting.
No chickens though.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
this would be amazing
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg
by danielreese05 on Jul 12, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm skeptical but let's do a test run
kangaroo v porcupine
squirrel v capuchin monkey
crocodile v bobcat
pitbull v tyrion lannister.
GO.
I’ll go porcupine (they have spikes!), monkey (squirrels are dumb), crocodile (I’ll take a croc versus a lot of animals). and lannister (he’ll just hire someone to fight for him).
Folksy literate type.
porcupine, monkey, croc, lannister (for the same reason you said, that was an awesome episode)
Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
@DPR9
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg
by danielreese05 on Jul 12, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Kangaroo, monkey, bobcat, lannister
one stomp from the kangaroo and the porcupine would be toast, monkey is obvious, crocs are tough but bobcats are fast, that’s a tough decision, I don’t know what tyrion lannister is.
i just realize that this isn't a cool thing to say.
especially since i’m quite fond of peter dinklage. my bad.
Folksy literate type.
We had a full 64 bracket
With full write-ups on each animal. We included smaller animals, like tarantulas and army ants (assuming a large swarm of them).
It was very goofy and very fun.
Too much is dependent on location
Croc wins near water, but outside of water I take the bobcat. I think kangaroo might win, but he’d be severely hurt and probably DQ for the next round. Is Tyrion drunk?
Back on the Sweed train. Choo Choo!
"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller
by John Stephens on Jul 13, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Kangaroo, Monkey, Bobcat, Pitbull
Less big words and more exclamation marks
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jul 13, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Yessssss
Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger don’t give a shit.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jul 13, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
What about pitching staffs?
Can divide the brackets up by time periods:
20’s & 30’s
1945 – 65
1966 – 89
1990 – 2011
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
Well done all!
My thanks to the folks that picked and managed the bracket. This was a fun exercise and helped to pass the time.
Yes, thanks to those who did the work to put this on.
It was interesting to me to see what you young folks consider to be “hot”. I was generally in the minority with most of my picks. Maybe it wasn’t an age thing…maybe I’m just weird.
Looking at the nominations, it appears that my taste is closest to Stacey’s. I’m not sure which one of us should be troubled by that.
Youth may come and go, but immaturity can last a lifetime.
Great work AMD...
Thanks for putting it on. It was a lot of fun, even though it probably got pretty tedious for you.
WIsh Kate woulda won, but there really are no losers here.
by Wieters Wieners on Jul 11, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
i was away all weekend and came back to a semi-surprising victory
and for all those who claim that my picks only did so well because i turned them in first, you know how the old saying goes: he who hesitates… loses the hotties challenge.
carolina in my mind...
I don't think they ONLY did well because you picked first
If you’d picked first and chosen, say, Meg White, it wouldn’t have mattered.
good point
the biggest truism that we can gain out of this competition is that Meg White = not hot
carolina in my mind...
twisted disagrees.
As do the three other people who voted for her.
Must have been the alcohol.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
What the hell are you talk about?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jul 12, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell are YOU talk about?
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
I in no way cast my vote for Meg White.
Not even a dimpled chad.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jul 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Must have been the alcohol.
It should have been HM disagrees.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
Maybe at closing time ...
… after 10 or 12 beers.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests".
- Patrick Henry –
Let's be honest
Would the person picking first have picked Meg White? Would anybody have picked Meg White? Obviously one did, but you get weirdos in every breed.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jul 12, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
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