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Are the Orioles worse off today than they were four years ago? - baltimoresun.com
"Four years ago, on August 22, 2007 -- the same day the team announced that manager Dave Trembley would return for the 2008 season -- the Orioles endured one of the lowest points in franchise history when the Rangers scored 30 runs on them at Camden Yards. That August 22 was rough, for sure, but four years later, are these Orioles better off than that bunch?" In scoring those 30 runs on 29 hits, the Rangers became the first MLB team in 110 years to score 30 runs in a game. It was also an American League record. To make things worse, the Orioles, who led the last-place Rangers, 3-0, before giving up 30 unanswered runs, lost the second half of the doubleheader later that day.

2011 The Year of Abject Failure - Oriole Post
Yup.

Is Matt Wieters Tired at the Plate? - Dempsey's Army
"The expectations put on Wieters’s expected offensive performance when coming through the ranks in the Minors were so extremely out-of-this-world that for him to have fallen so short of them must demand an explanation of sorts…right?"

MacPhail's status, roster management, former Orioles, etc. - baltimoresun.com
"I understand this isn’t Little League and hustle alone doesn’t cut it, but let’s not confuse a wide talent gap with overall indifference."

Matthew Taylor: Once intertwined O's careers take divergent paths - MASN
"Two men whose stories began in a fashion so similar that they could both be described by the same paragraph have ridden different narrative arcs ever since. One has become a story of stability featuring great individual success, the other an itinerant tale including the ultimate in team achievement."

Davis not damaged goods in trade, Orioles say - Star-Telegram
"The Baltimore Orioles do not believe the Texas Rangers knowingly traded them damaged goods when they included Chris Davis in a package to acquire right-hander Koji Uehara."



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the foxman cometh...

thus spake the ayatollah of roch and rollah.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 8:31 AM EDT reply actions  

ISWYDT

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

As long as they aren't going to pretend he's the backup catcher...

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget, there will likely be a FF draft tonight at 915!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 8:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Dayumn these rosters is deep!

I like it. 12 teams, 3 WR, 2 RB, and flex. People’s WR3’s and flex options are gonna be weak. Should encourage trading and waiver wire action if people are paying attention

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Standard yahoo options.

I love the extra flex position since it normally means you’re getting a third wideout or a backup running back.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

TL

I’m already in another survivor pool so if you didn’t get much interest on here, I have no problem just sticking with the CC pickem.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I went ahead and set up the pool, I'm sure we could generate some interest, but I'm lazy.

And probably don’t need to sink more money into this than I already have.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

And another reminder to sign up for the CC NFL pick'em

We’ve got 12 so far! Link is here.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 8:54 AM EDT reply actions  

On the Aug. 22, 2007 game one thread, when we pulled ahead 3-0, I posted "Ball game" and signed off to go fishing

OK, I didn’t actually do that, but it makes a good story. I don’t remember what I posted, and that’s doubtless for the best. I have gone on to live a rich and productive life since that day — unlike the Orioles, sniffle — and intend to continue doing so. We may yet save Social Security — and we will certainly keep Baconnaise!

So, 2-nite we got Rhy-mone Simon going against the egg-sucking lefthander Brian Duensing, who got his college experience as a Nebraska Cornholer and has never defeated the Baltimore Orioles. We’re looking at TWO STRAIGHT here, peeps.

In other news, politically-astute blogger and Ben Affleck fan Zknower posted a nice headline yesterday:

Obama: 2
Most Infamous International Terrorists of the Last Half-Century: 0

D. Letterman should draw some comfort here. Al Qaeda tries to mess with him — big trouble.

Go O’s!

If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.

by Titov on Aug 23, 2011 9:07 AM EDT reply actions  

BANNED

How DARE you call me a Ben Affleck fan?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahaha, couldn't resist.

Palmer made a nice in-passing remark last night about BA — that he was (allegedly) banned from Fenway for interfering w/ a foul ball in play, and “not for his movies” — to which several peeps responded that his movies had actually improved of late. This was news to me (I don’t see a lot of ‘em in Moscow), and I simply responded “Be sure to tell Zknower.” Figuring they prolly wouldn’t, I slipped the above in just to get your attention.

So I’m appealing the ban. I’ll be represented at the hearing by j.q., if my damn ruble retainer check ever clears.

If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.

by Titov on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's certainly been no improvement that i've seen

the latest being his mediocre performance in The Town last year, an overrated film if there ever was one. Although Melissa Leo and Amy Adams were sensational. Oh wait, that was the other irritating film about Boston townies from last year.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's dead here.

A combination of it being August and the Orioles being terrible? Anyway, I watched the first episode of The Wire last night.

by ahoque24 on Aug 23, 2011 11:43 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm lurking around.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are the bets for today?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got Under 7.5 CLE/SEA
Milwaukee -140
Minnesota -135
Yanks -185 (way too much chalk but I bit anyway)

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea....lotta chalk.

I’d probably pass on Milwaukee. The under on CLE/SEA is questionable too….Blake Beavan’s pitching for SEA.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on...

The Brewers are blazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing son. And that clown pitching for Pitt is about to get lit the fuck up.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

The Yanks should beat McCarthy. O’s will probably lose too, although Duensing is pitching for MIN.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Beavan is pitching

But Hafner, Sizemore, Sin Choo Choo, Kipnis are all OUT.

And their offense already sucked to begin with.

The one I was actually worried about was Balt, but I’m pretty much just playing the fact the the Os can’t win two in a row on the road.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha....very true.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone's still unconscious

from the shock of a win

Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Aug 23, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am SOOOOOO jealous....

…. of anyone watching The Wire for the first time.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm checking the DVDs out from our college library.

I also got Deadwood, but the first episode of The Wire was so good I think I’ll be focusing on that.

by ahoque24 on Aug 23, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

deadwood is awesome...

you will learn entirely new and inventive ways of cursing people out.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

my wife and i watched the wire straight through and then deadwood straight thru

I place Deadwood as the best thing on TV ever, and The Wire as a close second

She is has them 1 and 2 as well, but in the opposite order.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I picked up seasons 2 and 3 of Deadwood and the rest of The Wire as well

but I’m saving them to watch in Moscow during the winter— and trying not to listen to/read any more about either in case there’s a spoiler or two lurking out there.

(How I’m gonna get a column out of The Wire remains unclear, but there’s gotta be a way. I mean, Russians certainly have their own Easterns, so to speak, but so far I can’t think of a good hook, a la Nikita Mikhalkov making a Russian Western.)

If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.

by Titov on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just finished season 2

and have season three arriving today, and I hear it only gets better

by tjk on Aug 23, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm scared to finish too quickly

It’s one of those shows where I feel like I’m going to be disappointed when I’m done and other TV isn’t as good.

by tjk on Aug 23, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a toss-up

between Breaking Bad and Louie for best show on tv right now

by kba26 on Aug 23, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they are so different.

I watch Louie too, but I never end an episode and sit there foaming at the mouth in anticipation of next week’s.

Breaking Bad has this quiet drama that is always lingering intensely. I totally dig it. The fly episode last season was my fave.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curb your enthusiasm

This season has been phenomenal

@sibsInExile

by SibiGnana on Aug 23, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm back on board

I had lost interest in it, but this season really has been great.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Aug 23, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

the last episode and the steroids - viagra comparison was genius.

just plain hilarious “you tellin me to juice?”

@sibsInExile

by SibiGnana on Aug 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best episode ever was the second to last of last season.

Where he’s texting the 9 year old girl all episode.

“No I don’t watch Wizards of Waverly Place. I”M AN ADULT!!!!"

and then at the end the doctor thinks he’s a child molester

“Don’t tell your mom I got you a new pen!”

I love the episodes where you know they’re setting up something for later, but you’re not sure how it’s going to work out.

by DaveAA on Aug 23, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda foaming at the mouth

For Sons of Anarchy and The Walking Dead to come back.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same with SOA

Prob my favorite show on TV right now. And adding Danny Trejo is gonna be badass

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

There just isn't enough Danny Trejo

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Walking Dead good?

I’m a big zombie movie fan, but I never got a chance to watch this show? Is it like a drama?

@sibsInExile

by SibiGnana on Aug 23, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is, and it's wicked

I’m a bigger fan of the comic, but the show is damned good. Frank Darabont is the right level of obsessive when it comes to details for this show.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I guess I'm going to download that

It’s on you, NSOsFan, if it’s not good.

@sibsInExile

by SibiGnana on Aug 23, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it will be good.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's good, no worries

and I’m a recovering zombie movie addict. I mean 60-70 zombie dvds in my collection addicted.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Aug 23, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you weren't from Jersey

you’d definitely be my best friend on here because of this.

@sibsInExile

by SibiGnana on Aug 23, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if you weren't Stateist

maybe i’d be your best friend

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Aug 23, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zombie Strippers! is underrated.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It truly is

mainly because the almost unbearable beginning. One we get into the actual strip club though it’s amazingly great.

And, if you weren’t aware, it’s an adaption of “Rhinoceros” by Eugene Lonesco (which is why there are various background mentions of Rhinos).

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Aug 23, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he just got rid of his whole writing staff?

No biggie lol

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. They better get in someone just as good.

I know the guy was difficult to work with and all but dang.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its not a good sign

its believed they fired him for refusing to agree to serious budget cuts. If you believe Kurt Sutter, AMC is so broke after renewing Mad Men that its impacting their other shows.

by kba26 on Aug 23, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm reading about it

Sounds liek AMC is just being a bag o dicks.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaking Bad hands down for me.

I really like Louie, but don’t you sometimes get that “Look how deep and intelligent I am” vibe from it? I guess it’s part of the humor. Definitely still one of my favorite shows on tv right now.

by DaveAA on Aug 23, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's next in line after the Wire

good to hear there’s more to look forward to

by tjk on Aug 23, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I walk around baltimore before or after a game

I can’t help but whisper under my breath “Red caps! Red Caps!” “I got that WMD!”

by DaveAA on Aug 23, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

pandemic! pandemic!

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Black tops!

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was driving to visit a friend who lives in Philli a few weeks ago

(caught a game at Citizens Bank… nice park)

And I was listening to the radio and kept thinking

“This a Philli station?”

by DaveAA on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although you'd fit right in for real if you were saying, "Ice cold wooder, y'all! One dolla!"

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually winning a game last night took a little edge off of the anger.

So there’s not as much new material to rant about.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about ranting about JJ Hardy?

AL leader in home runs taking it upon himself to bunt very early in an AL game with no outs… and seeing it all the way through, successfully laying the sacrifice down on an 0-2 count. And Buck actually letting him do this.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope there never needs to be another MS Paint recap ever again.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep on dreamin'

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just make an "ORIOLES Y U NO WIN?"

and put on repeat.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Simmons and I are psyched for the finale of The Challenge: Rivals tomorrow

Really hope my boys Mikey and Leroy manage to take it down, naaimean?

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta support my TERPS!

Even if he is getting literally carried through the entire contest by the best athlete in the game.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of the terps

what do you think of the new unis they revealed last night?

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

awful.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kinda like the matt black helmet

but the gray one one with the tortoise shell design is pretty awful. also, why is maryland deciding that they must have yellow jersey in all sports now? the basketball ones are atrocious and the football ones aren’t any better. i like the rest of the jerseys and pants though, although the red-on-red is a bit much. overall i give them a solid “meh”

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ascendancy of under armour...

much like oregon has become the lab for wacky nike design concepts, so shall it be w/ maryland under armour.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

under armour does South Carolina's unifroms as well

and they got new ones this season, but they’re not nearly as ridiculous as the UMD ones

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

MD is now part of the Under Armour brand

Just as Oregon whores themselves out to the Nike brand.

The paper says this is to update the team’s brand. They have it flipped. Under Armour is promoting their brand through a compliant prostitute. I presume the money is good.

by drj on Aug 23, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

I don’t care what they’re wearing as long as they win. I like the turtle shell design on the helmet. Some of the color combos on the unis are a little weird, but I like the entire package because I believe the kids will like it and it could be just enough to entice some recruits to come here. We must utilize the UA juggernaut in any way possible.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

2010 (9-4) WINNING!
2009 (2-10)
2008 (8-5) WINNING!
2007 (6-7)
2006 (9-4) WINNING!
2005 (5-6)
2004 (5-6)
2003 (10-3) WINNING!
2002 (11-3) WINNING!
2001 (10-2) WINNING!

That’s 6 winning seasons out of the last 10.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 23, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

In college football

I wouldn’t really call that winning, i’ll give you 01-03

@sibsInExile

by SibiGnana on Aug 23, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like a lot of the combos will never see the light of day after the press conference

They just want to say they have X number to keep cultivating the Oregon East image

by kba26 on Aug 23, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it's on the flag, and the flag is great

But it just doesn’t work with your colors other than in small amounts. When they expand to make it more prominent, it’s just hideous.

@sibsInExile

by SibiGnana on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gamer breaks record for lowest-scoring Super Mario Bros. playthrough

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162-20094685-501465.html?tag=pop%3Bstories

This is sort of memorizing.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

100s at the pole, only other points for beating bowser at the castle?

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and at the last second too, I guess, for the pole thingies

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

he had to kill one... thingmabob at one point

other than that, all the points came at the pole and bowser.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the Battletoads shout-out

Now THAT was an NES game. I could also really go for some Skate or Die 2 or River City Ransom right about now.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazing

Tommy hunter still sucks!

by Steve. on Aug 23, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

EARTHQUAKE! Wow, that was random.

Now I can’t say I have never felt an earthquake.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Yeah we just had it too.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

I’m sitting at my desk, at my chair, thinking – wait … is that brick wall moving?

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 23, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I felt it here in Towson

it sounded like the AC turning on full blast, and then the floor started to move around. I actually left the building and walked around for 20 minutes or so to see if it was just me. People were walking out of buildings all over campus.

by PhilR8 on Aug 23, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

5.8 magnitude in Central VA

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/at00lqe6x3.php

Pretty crazy stuff. There was no doubt about what I was feeling.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

that was awesome.

Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg

by danielreese05 on Aug 23, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't think a fault line was anywhere near DC

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noticeable on Long Island

"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."

- George Clinton

by sluggo 2.0 on Aug 23, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

People in my office felt it

But I didn’t. I did notice the lights were swaying when someone said something. I’m about 60 miles north of NYC.

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Aug 23, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't notice a thing

I’m an Orioles fan. Earthquakes are far from the most disastrous things I’ve witnessed.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

6.0 they said.... that was insane.

I was on the 5th floor of a building in Chantilly and it was swaying like crazy.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Go to my old high school!

Run around the bases like Brandon Snyder used to!

by ahoque24 on Aug 23, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I thought our townhouse was going down for a second. Pretty fun.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Aug 23, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither

Took a few seconds for me to process. I was most surprised that our dogs didn’t make a peep.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Aug 23, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was nuts.

I was like, “WTF is going on right here? Oh, shit, this must be an earthquake. Here’s a doorway! I’ll just stay here and hope it stops and doesn’t get any worse.”

It was a bit of a shock because it was like, this can’t be an earthquake, Baltimore doesn’t get earthquakes. It wasn’t bad enough that I started panicking but if it was any worse than it was, I would have.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I initially thought something might be really fucked up with my house

like something was about to explode.

I was also right in the middle of going to the bathroom haha.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Aug 23, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to come up with any other rational explanation, like maybe a major gas line exploded or something.

until the gf texted me from school, 20 miles away. at that point, there wasn’t really anything else it could have been.

by kba26 on Aug 23, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

nope, but after it didn’t stop right away I cut it off.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Aug 23, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

no missing?

were you using the bathtub? it’s ok to admit it.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought terrorism

Because like you said, never had an earthquake (that I remember) in my 27 years living here.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those were my two thoughts

either something is really fucked up under my house or a terrorist attack. I’m pretty close to the pentagon and supposedly people around here felt that impact.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Aug 23, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking really bad sudden thunderstorm, since I had the blinds closed

Then I realized my chair was moving and I wasn’t moving it.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 23, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

My parents always talk about one time when I was like 2 and there was a 3.0 magnitude or something.

They thought it was just a big oil truck parked outside and idling its engine. Then they heard on the news later it was a little earthquake.

There was no mistaking this one for other than what it was though. Haha.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha...

i remember that. it was easter sunday, i believe.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our school evacuated us for 15 minutes

Although I’m in a one-story brick building with atomic bomb shelters below it, so I may be in the most earthquake-safe building on the Shore.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 23, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Western Shore better get busy on that

“We must not allow a mine shaft gap!”

"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."

- George Clinton

by sluggo 2.0 on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought pretty much every public school had an atomic bomb shelter.

OK, maybe just the ones that were built before the 80s.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshhh

The walls were shaking and I looked around for a bit but didn’t move. They’re breaking ground on a new building next door, I thought it was that or something.

GF works at Hopkins, they got evacuated for all of 5 minutes haha

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't panic

I essentially raised an eyebrow, looked around, got up and walked into another room so I could look outside, then texted a friend.

by Holymittens on Aug 23, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't believe in the whole

“”http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/triangle.asp" target="new">safety triangle" thing. It’s a debunked myth.

Remember that when you feel your next earthquake 48 years from now.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

link fail.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i'm downtown...

floor was shakey and the building across the street wobbled for a few seconds.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great

My mom’s freaking out and texting me…
Facebook is freaking out…
My GF’s retarded mother has my GF convinced that her building is going to collapse…

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's been awhile since a good shake has happened in CA

not that i want anything major.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a 5.9-magnitude rec.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

y'all are in high form for a natural disaster

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

if you felt 5.9, it would probably knock over your bookcases or anything that’s not super heavy or bolted down.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you look at the summary here:

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0005ild.html#summary

5.9 could be the largest recorded earthquake ever to happen in the Central Virginia Seismic Zone. Until now, the largest “damaging” earthquake had been a 4.8 in 1875.

by PhilR8 on Aug 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there's a hurricane making its way up the coast

What next? Eeels? Rodents of unusual size?

At checkout time will Harold Camping rather than St. Peter giving the thumbs up/thumbs down?

"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."

- George Clinton

by sluggo 2.0 on Aug 23, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

now we know how to deal with them,

and the lightning sand, and the flame spurt.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

For my WCW/WWE peeps...

THERE’S A HURRICANE COMIN’!

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 23, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."

- George Clinton

by sluggo 2.0 on Aug 23, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you try following his Twitter

you find he and the Hardys are kinda douchebags after awhile.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why the only pro wrestler I follow is The Iron Sheik

I knew going in he’s an asshole.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 23, 2011 3:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah but he gives it good to Hogan

(shut up, Linda!)

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Iran number vun!

USA hock-ptew!

"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."

- George Clinton

by sluggo 2.0 on Aug 23, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's really good

I wouldn’t mind that

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither would I.

But I think he’s staying put.

by DaveAA on Aug 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he looks ok

i was going to say he looks like a LH Tommy Hunter in comparing their ERA+s, but he strikes out more guys than Tommy.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wandy's been quite solid last five years...

he’s no spring chicken, though.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like it would be like having a more expensive, maybe slightly better Guthrie.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think that's about the nut of it.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, my.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Who wants to hear a story about me...

GETTIN MAH DICK SUCKED at the grocery store????"

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

gwow...

if so, that’s looking like tough rotation for next year.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably a good pickup for them.

Don’t have to worry about him suddenly sucking due to changing leagues, and he might be a piece to take them up to the next level of pitching. Maybe like the SFG of the east, only not quite that good.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

It says the Nationals, among other teams, didn’t get him.

by ahoque24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

adios, mentor?

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

just in case anyone is confused/angry

the rockies had a higher priority waiver claim than Baltimore for Rodriguez (as do all NL teams for NL players), so if the O’s were interested, it never got farther than that. And I’d like to imagine the O’s were interested.

Alright, whatever.

by Andrew_G on Aug 23, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

and just because a team claims a player, it doesn't mean they'll get him

i’m surprised this is even news at all. players get claimed all the time on waivers. it’s not news until we know what the astros do. they’ll probably pull him unless they’re offered a good trade.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

doubt it...

he’s 32 year old w/ 36 million dollars left on his deal. i have to imagine he’s out there for a reason.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what happens if...

The Stros don’t want to move him, but they don’t want what the Rockies offer? Does he keep going down the line?

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stros want to move him I mean

Sorry

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the astros only have two options here

1) give him to the rockies for whatever deal can be worked out

2) keep him until at least this winter

Alright, whatever.

by Andrew_G on Aug 23, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the Astros are in complete salary dump, yes.

i know they’re rebuilding, but i didn’t think they reached the point where they’re just giving away players? wandy has been worth his contract. he’s been 3-4 win player the last couple of years. $12M for 3 years sounds like what he would get in free agency.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to jimbo bowden

the astros aren’t looking to dump him. they want an actual prospect in return for wandy. of course, that could be posturing.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't understand the logic behind giving higher priority to the teams that are in the same league

can anyone explain why that should have any relevance in the situation?

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

its probably a relic of some compromise made in a CBA 30 some odd years ago

and I’d be willing to bet that the root of it is to let divisional rivals get a shot at salary dumps or something like that.

Alright, whatever.

by Andrew_G on Aug 23, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

I though MLBTR just updates their pages without editing them.

by ahoque24 on Aug 23, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait.

City 2 hours away felt shakin because of you bastards!

link

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I immediately thought Welp, this is nature's way of emphasizing just how much she doesn't LIKE hydrofracking

I was sitting here on the couch in N. Pennsylvania — talking on the phone to someone in Moscow! — and the couch started to move…and I mean MOVE.

Hadn’t experienced anything like it since Calif. in the 70s— but nothing seems to have gone awry with the house (or the couch).

If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.

by Titov on Aug 23, 2011 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh....metro's gonna suck today.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Downtown Bmore evacuating

This is a little ridiculous people.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we got a little cred and immediately pissed it away.

Same thing as with the blizzards from last year. Next winter we’re back to freaking out over dustings. So it goes.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got sent home from work at Ft. Meade

not complaining about that, thought i would get a nice happy hour out of it until i found out my grad school hasn’t canceled classes for this evening. bitttttttter

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 runs in the CLE-SEA game!

Not good WW!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

yep.

Fuck.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.... 6 of those by the Mariners.

Not out of the scope of reality.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

6

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

I’ve spent the last hour making my draft/do not draft cheat sheet.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to get back into football mode

I pay zero attention to preseason so I’m a little out of the loop.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I make it home in time, me.

Traffic and metro are all fucked.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had my first draft of the season over the weekend

so i’d say that served as enough prep, you suckers better watch out

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue Jays have traded Aaron Hill and John McDonald to Arizona for Kelly Johnson

that’s about a draft pick for Toronto, but I don’t get it from Arizona’s side.

And meanwhile the Orioles….

Alright, whatever.

by Andrew_G on Aug 23, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

...will be batting Vlad cleanup again tonight, probably.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

sooo being a kelly johnson owner in fantasy

how should i feel about this?

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Kelly Johnson owner in fantasy

Should probably feel indifferent, as he’s been out of playoff contention for awhile

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Aug 23, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey man

i’m in contention for the playoffs in my 12 team head-to-head dynasty league, and i’m fighting for first place in my 10 team roto league. i have mister Johnson on both of those teams, so you can suck my johnson

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

!!!

Got a little hairy for a second there!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Perez coughs this up.....

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Im screwed....

Always screwed on the last couple outs.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck that shit.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

We didn’t even get up from our meeting, but people were freakin’ out.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, come on. What else is it there for?

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

or...

you’re just salty b/c you didn’t?

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to make sure I wasn't going insane.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

--

Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And later this week I can rock you like a hurricane. :p

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

"harold camping is stoked" best update so far for me.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mainly used it as a forum to make bad jokes about the earthquake

And saying that every time Pie falls down in the outfield from now on it’s because of aftershocks.

by Holymittens on Aug 23, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He ain't gonna be doin THAT no mo'

See below.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The epicenter was near Charlottesville,

and I didn’t feel shit just because I was on a bus. Really?

by ahoque24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Were you on UTS?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullshit

He struck the guy out three times.

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The house always wins, WW. You know this.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shep Smith on FoxNews seems pissed he has to even mention the earthquake

But he’s in full-on PANIC!!!!! mode about the hurricane.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Aug 23, 2011 3:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Fucknuts

Stupid racist mascots, and stupid bill bavasi for trading Choo for Ben Broussard.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 23, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Sucks for WW. His O/U got blown and the outcome of the game didn't even change.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So honored

to be clipped for bird droppings for the first time

by DonovanM on Aug 23, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

the orioles just got a little less adorable

Felix Pie DFA’d
Matt Angle recalled
Jake Fox has his contract purchased

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Less adorable, but I sure as shit adore the first move

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

something I want to know:

how in the world did the Cubs mis-judge Pie’s talent by that much? wasn’t he supposed to be some new-age Vlad Guerrero, five tool player or something? I mean wow, what an awful, awful player.

Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg

by danielreese05 on Aug 23, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point. I guess I just thought they might have a better eye for talent…

OH WAIT. he’s one of MacPhail’s little projects isn’t he?

Damn it feels good to be a contributor, Music City Miracles.
"We’re not backing down, we’re not scared of them...them and their 180 million dollar payroll"
- Kevin Gregg

by danielreese05 on Aug 23, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Of course, we’re trading one terrible player for another.

by Holymittens on Aug 23, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not playing any of them

I assume that’s what’s going to happen anyway.

by Holymittens on Aug 23, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this point in the season

what do you have to lose by giving Angle some PT in LF? better so try and find out what you have in an unknown commodity than continuing to run the same old garbage out there every day

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't really "lose" anything

I don’t think he’s an unknown commodity. He showed you what he can (and more importantly can’t) do in AAA.

by Holymittens on Aug 23, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

foxy lady!

we need to commemorate the pie era somehow.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really did not expect this day would arrive before the end of the season.

It’s pretty astounding.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

so fitting

carolina in my mind...

by Gamecock24 on Aug 23, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That picture is going to make Stacey cry.

"That ball is gone. We'll pause ten seconds to commit suicide ... I mean, for a station identification." - Joe Angel, 6/17/11

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 23, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Stacey was bemoaning his presence

She may be sad for a bit, but “good riddance” will soon take over.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really liked the gifs

of pie doing his weird ass karate chops and catching people’s helmets during walk off HRs.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, man...

on one hand, and i mean this seriously, pie seems like a really sweet guy and a tem player, but his hitting has always been inconsistent and his defense this year has not even been minor league quality. at least angle represents a defensive upgrade…in theory!

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

personality wise Pie is a HOF. loved his karate chops.

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

true dat...

and he hit for the cycle!

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Part of the fun was trying to pronounce his name when he first got here.

Felix is fuckin’ hard to say!

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death

by NSOsFan on Aug 23, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

For you Pie!

meaningless game in a mostly meaningless season of meaningless meaninglessness. emperor nobody, A's Nation.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

way to blow up my macbook pro

/kidding

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Aug 23, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

advice to macca...

don’t stop there.

"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"

by j.q. higgins on Aug 23, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Twisted

Add Cincy to the list

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 23, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

List of?

bets?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Aug 23, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Not a great day at all 2-3 for -$560

sorry. by Birdman

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 24, 2011 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

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