Tuesday Bird Droppings
Britton on losing to the Rays - baltimoresun.com
"Just when Britton looked like he had recaptured what made him so good in the first two months of his career, he’s had consecutive less-than-steller performances. To Britton’s credit, that really bothers him."
Is a draft pick worth the mean or median value? - Camden Depot
Get yer stats pants on, readers.
Detention Lecture: Your 2011 Baltimore Orioles - Big League Stew
"The punishable offenses: You inserted Vladimir Guerrero as the opening day cleanup hitter and no amount of ineptitude could drive him from that role. His veteran status, his previous track record and his Hall of Fame credentials blinded Showalter to the fact that he just wasn't very good at hitting anymore."
Alex Ovechkin To Throw Out First Pitch At Orioles Game Friday - Half Smokes
"There could be a correlation between Ovechkin's appearance at Camden Yards and the preseason game that the Caps will play in Baltimore September 20 against the Nashville Predators. Developing a fanbase in Baltimore seems to be high on the Caps' priority list in terms of community outreach, so having their biggest superstar throw out a first pitch for the Orioles can only help."
Expanded Roster: Why This Year Hurts More Than Usual - Camden Depot
"So why is this season such a disaster? For me, it points the organization squarely towards another five years of mediocrity."
Flanagan to be remembered in New Hampshire hometown - MASN
"A tribute to Flanagan's life will take place Saturday, Sept. 17 at Manchester Memorial High School, where Flanagan excelled in basketball and baseball for the Crusaders. The following morning, a memorial Mass will be held at St. Francis of Assisi Parish in Litchfield, N.H. Flanagan's family in Baltimore has yet to decide on whether a local memorial service will be held."
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Two words:
Wes. Welker.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Wes Welker can kiss my ass.
Cost me the W too.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions
In the pick'em pool?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions
No in my money league
The league that I will actually care about now that I’m completely fucked in our league.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions
i just looked through week 2's games
and there are a lot of games on there that i have no idea who i’ll pick because it’s either too solid teams or two shitty teams playing each other
carolina in my mind...
Same here
I checked out the point spreads and now I’m even more confused.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
how do i get that emoticon guy to take over my fantasy team?
Notions of chance and fate are the preoccupations of men engaged in rash undertakings.
Send me an email (its at the bottom) with the other guy's email
I can send him a transfer invite.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
this.
fuck that guy right in the ear
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 13, 2011 9:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
heh heh heh
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm bitter about that crap.
I have BGE in my other league, a money league, and ended up losing by a point because the Pats refused to hand off on 4 consecutive goal line plays over their last 2 red zone drives or to try to get some breathing room out of their endzone (although I guess that particular play worked out for them).
If BGE gets 6 more yards, I win. If Kaeding kicks an XP, I win. Bollocks.
Yea....I have BJGE too.
Its always a crapshoot with him since he gets like 20 yards a game, but he is always a threat for the TD. The Pats rarely run near the goal line though….they don’t really have the backs for that stuff.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions
They could have at least used him to burn some clock
Instead of ending the game by running for a first down, they ended up having to punt after an inc. Help a brother out.
Yeah I was not happy last night
I had Reggie Bush and all of the Brandon Marshalls. I was up by 6 and cruising until Welker pulled that bullshit. I was screaming at the TV, scared my gf. Fucking terrible defensive call. Only Bellichick would be big enough of an arrogant asshole to call that play on his own 1 with a big lead. Brady threw a perfect ball off his back foot. That should have never happened.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
The thing is.....it wasn't really a big lead considering how many yards the NE defense coughed up.
Henne went right back down the field and scored.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I repeat
Only Bellichick would be big enough of an arrogant asshole to call that play on his own 1 with a big lead.
Blitz coming, could’ve so easily been a hold in the end zone. Ball had to be absolutely perfect and it was. Safeties fucked up. Fucking brutal chain of events. Should not have happened.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions
31 other teams call a run play there.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
31 other teams don't have Tom Brady
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Last word!
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Ka-pow!
Honey badger don’t give a shit.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions
U maaaadddd???

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ahahahah
That’s awesome.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pissed about this week
Put up the 4th highest point total in the league without the benefit of a K and lost. So far I’ve had Hartley and Kaeding on my roster. I am death incarnate to kickers.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
There was a baseball game last night?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Nick looks like he should be chewing on a cigar
in that pic
Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08
Think life sucks for Orioles fans?
Well yeah, it does. But then you get a timely 9/11 reminder. And how about these guys?
→ Last wk a whole Russian hockey team crashed and burned.
→ Yesterday my cousin here in N. Pa. finished stage 1 of the flood clean-up, filling the load-bed of a 17-ton Mack dump-truck with “90% of my life.”
→ Today my nephew (near Albany) posted depressing storm damage photos on Facebook under the cheerily ironic legend “Irene 1 – Our garage 0.”
OK, enough bad news. Here’s today’s upbeat story: American beer drinkers are getting smarter!
http://247wallst.com/2011/09/09/the-eight-beers-americans-no-longer-drink/
Best good-riddance-to-crap-mass-market-brew comment by a reader: “Budweiser and the other beers on the list illustrate what Eric Idle once said about American beer: It is like making love on a canoe: It’s f#cking close to water.”
But now we can look at these figures and proudly say, as newly-discerning consumers of really drinkable suds, “Tastes great! Less stoopid!”
Go O’s!
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.
why can't i vote 0 in the confidence poll?
i understand, sort of, not being able to vote negative numbers.
Time for Tim Tebow in Denver yet?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
why would it be?
orton still put up decent numbers (300 yds, 1TD, 1 INT) in pretty shitty weather conditions and with his starting RB and top WR sitting out with injuries for a good portion of the game
carolina in my mind...
It was nothing against Orton
I was pretty bored with that game though.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
i agree with that sentiment
that first half was brutal, seemed like there was a penalty on every friggin play
carolina in my mind...
Yea....I was just bored watching it.
Field goal city.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Suicide Pool Helpline
Last week TL and I brought you the stone cold lock with Houston cruising unabatedly to a 27 point victory.
This week, I bring you Pittsburgh. I hate using good teams early but with 25% of the teams in my suicide pool going down last week, making it to week 3 will do me just fine and the Steelers coming off one of the franchise’s most embarrassing lost at the hands of their rivals, look for them to smack the punchless Seahawks right in the mouth at home this weekend.
TL, the floor is yours.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
I was thinking about Pitt this week.
Dallas and NYJ are my other preliminary thoughts. Dallas will want to make up for their dumb mistakes against the Jets Sunday night. San Fran didn’t play that well against a pretty shitty Seattle team outside of the punt returns. I don’t trust the consistency of the Jets, but Jacksonville isn’t very good.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
i try and go with home teams early on in the year
so i’m staying away from Dallas. Pitt and NYJ are solid options though. I also like the Giants this week: home opener, Monday Night Football, and they’re playing a really banged up Rams team.
carolina in my mind...
This
Giants or Pitt will prob be my choices. Almost 50% of my league got knocked out in Week 1 so I’m just going for the sure thing as long as I can.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Who did all of these people take?
Only one person was knocked out of my survivor pool and that guy inexplicably took ATL.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I had a lot of KCs and some CLEs
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Yuck.
CLE has zero offense.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
guilty
KC should have been a lock.
In the playoffs last year and only improved in the offseason, playing at home, hosting the hapless Bills.
I still don’t know what hit me.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
KC not being good at football hit you.
They made the playoffs last year because that division sucked. Cassel had broken ribs, plus he lost a huge part of what made him look good last year (Charlie Weis). They had a miserable preseason too.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
CLE or ATL
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
If you picked a road team only favored by 3 points in week 1, you deserved to lose.
Lucky for you guys, you have WW and I who will guide you to victory one week at a time. This week’s pick: Pittsburgh.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, ATL would've made no sense.
Some weeks there will be a clear no-brainer like this weeks. But last week, Hou, AZ, KC were all getting a ton of love.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I narrowed last week down to HOU and SD
Although ARI, PHI, SF, and DET were early thoughts.
Then again, I also took JAC in the first round last year, so I can be a bit of a risk taker.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
That's the thing
There was a lack of clear no-brainers last week. Which is fine with me cuz now there’s only 8 people left in my league. I’ll be picking the Pitt-Sea matchups from here on out. I’m not getting cute until I have to.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Um...hellooooo
Houston! They ended up like a 10 point favorite.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
No one knew what to expect from Houston or Indy going into that game.
No-brainer to me is like Pitt playing Seattle. Or NE, GB or Baltimore playing some shitty team.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Really?
I never once doubted Houston was going to win that game.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, a Peytonless Colts team.
It was a given. They are COMPLETELY worthless with Collins back there. To me, he’s the Most Valuable Player in the NFL if valuable means how the team performs without him. It’s funny, they wrapped off 4 straight 13 win seasons with Peyton because of what a game-changer he is. Take him out and they are complete garbage.
I think he sits the rest of the year, because by the time he’s ready to come back in Week 10-12 they’ll have just a win or two and there will be no point. Houston has improved every year for the last 5-6 and have fantastic depth on offense right now. I mean, Arian Foster, the best fantasy player alive last year didn’t play and you wouldn’t have even know it because of the Ward/Tate tandem.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Colts are one dimensional even with Peyton. Take him out and they’ve got nothing. In my opinion, that game was an even bigger lock than PIT over SEA is this week. Big Ben could easily suck shit again this week and be careless with the ball.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop sucking each other's dicks, please
Is this going to go on all football season?
All I’m saying is Houston was a 6-10 team last year including going 2-8 in their last 10 games, who lost two key starters (to the Ravens… hehehe) and Indy was playing without Peyton for the first time in years.
Hardly a lock. in the same way it would be if a 12 win team from last year played a 4 win team from last year.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Better get your towel handy.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Right....2-8 in their last 10 games.
That means they went 4-2 in the first 6 games. They beat Indy in week 1 last year WITH Peyton. Even Vegas called it a lock. It was.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Well put honey.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, sweetums.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
GB will be solid too, but for some odd reason I want to save them.
I really have no doubt Pitt is going to roll over Seattle and as a 2-TD favorite this week, I like em to get the job done and bounce us to Week 3.
Dallas is a .500 football team over the past 13 years. They are the most overrrated franchise in all of sports. I’ll stay away from them as long as possible.
The Jets are a nice home play too, but you’d better believe Pitt is gonna show up this week.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Pass on GB
That’s a team you save for when you really need a win. I’d go with Pitt this week. Can’t imagine them losing.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
HOU ended up being so money even without Adrian.
The Colts may be the worst team in the NFL without Peyton.
Cam was impressive in the loss. Fluke maybe?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yea....ARI's secondary looked lost on every single play...even basic play action.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I starter Welker and Steve Smith at WR this week. Worked out pretty well.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I had Welker in two leagues. Worked out pretty well.
I never thought I’d say this, but I wouldn’t even hesitate to start Rex Grossman at QB next week against ARI if I didn’t have a better option.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Ben Tate is the real deal
Saw him play in HS. Dude was a legit SEC running back. HOU won’t drop off much in the run dep’t with Tate in for Foster.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Bold pick there, ESPN analyst
Only 38% of Yahoo agrees with you already.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not SUPPOSED to be bold, the game is "find a blowout with minimal risk".
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay....you've convinced me
Dallas does kinda scare me since I know they aren’t that good, but SF sucks too. Any team starting Alex Smith is not a winner. I’m a little nervous about PIT against good teams now too though, so they seem like a good pick vs. SEA.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
So Markakis apparently gave Cervelli a concussion
And on that note I’d like to once again say how goddamned stupid that play was.
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
Has Nick been painted as a goon yet?
Because I’d really like to see how they can say that with a straight face, you know, with him having the body transplant with the 11 year old, you know.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Yes, it *was* stupid-- but particularly because it was That's-what-you're-SUPPOSED-to-do stupid.
Ray Fosse was never the same after the Pete Rose cheap shot at home in the ASG, of course, but in Gamblin’ NoHoF Pete’s “defense” — forgetting for the sake of argument that it wasn’t a close play — you can say that That’s what players are taught: if you see/think that the catcher is/will be attempting to block the plate, you are entitled to/had better go through him and try to knock the ball out, assuming he has it. See, trying to get fancy, i.e. sliding/skipping/jumping/etc. around/past/over him is less likely to produce a run, goes the theory (I guess).
I doubt that is statistically true (as if there were a way to assess it). But in any case, collision-as-a-preferred-strategy is simply bad for the game, risking injury to two players at once. This isn’t football; the players are hardly padded. But how do you phase the bash-’em plays out?
Well, there is a sort of precedent. Avoiding injuries is what’s behind the long-condoned phantom tags of second on the front end of DPs, the allowing of which — i.e.calling the lead runner out as long as the throw beat him (to the area) and the covering player was in “reasonable proximity” to the bag — became de facto MLB “policy” in the 70s. And it prolly has saved a lot of leg/ankle/spiking injuries, as there will always be a certain number of high-flying Ty Cobbs and, yes, cheap-shooting Pete Roses who will say that the injuries they inflict on other players, needless or not, are “just part of the game.” (See, they’re tough. GRRR. And stoopid. DUHH.)
But the 2B near-tag doesn’t translate easily to plays at home, of course, in which knocking the ball loose is a major component. Well, what do you say, players’ union and umps? How does this get fixed? It isn’t a frequent problem, but it’s always dangerous— and very sad indeed when it has serious consequences.
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.
There was a really good NPR interview with Alan Schwarz of the NY Times and Buzz Bissinger about concussions. Buzz is a moron.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
hahaha
Grist for your Tuesday mill:
Differences Between Android and iPhone Users
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
that's all over the place
i have an iPhone and some of those are dead on, but i take exception to the Media category, especially TV. i don’t watch any of that shit they have listed for iPhone users (Portlandia? seriously?) and Louie, HIMYM, and The Walking Dead are all on my DVR
carolina in my mind...
what the fuck is Portlandia?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Zach Phillips' favourite show
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
A pretty funny show
making fun of hipsters and Portland, in a gentle way
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 13, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Though
I do have some seriously hipster co-workers who don’t like the show because it ‘hits too close to home’. So, take that as you will.
I find it humorous – put a bird on it!
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 13, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Hipsters should be taken anything BUT seriously.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Ha
Whenever I get down to Brooklyn I love watching them on the subway and seeing what new ridiculous clothing style they’ve cooked up. My favorite recently has been the skin-tight jeans with the bottoms rolled halfway up their calves.
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 13, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
So kinda like John Cena
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Could be a way to stop hipsters from doing it. "Hey, you're dressing like Cena!"
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
It'd make them more likely to do it, really. Now they can do it and be ironic!
That’s red meat for hipsters.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 13, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a pretty good commercial
Not trying to start anything, but that’s why I just don’t ‘get’ Facebook. In my opinion a waste of time, but obviously YMMV.
Me and my friends are in the extremely tiny minority on this.
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 13, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Facebook is nice for planning outings with friends
and for chuckling at pictures of kitties. I do hear what you’re saying, though.
Heh
When I was with North Las Vegas Police, my last assignment before I retired was running our department’s Internal Affair Division. One of our responsibilities, besides investigating officer misconduct, was doing the background investigations for hiring new police officers. You would be suprised how many potential candidates we disqualified because of their Facebook postings. Facebook has probably been responsible for ruining more careers, or potential careers, than anything shot of robbing banks.
Too many pics of people ripping off bong hits or something?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 13, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Too many Ben Roesthdsfkljfhsduigdfgkger theme nights?
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
You name it, we saw it
from posting pictures of having sex with underaged partners, to hardcore drug use, to criminal activity, to posting pictures of their massive Nazi tatoos. We certainly understood that everyone has some kind of misbehavior in their past, and to a certain extent we dismissed it and hired them anyway. But when someone is dumb enough to post a picture of a 13 year old they said they had sex with, you weren’t gonna get hired.
It’s too bad computers don’t come with a breathalizer attachment for Facebook postings, because I think the worst ones are when people are drunk or stoned. If Facebook had something where you couldn’t make a post if your blood alcohol was over a certain limit, more people would be employed today.
Yeah, it's kind of like what Gary always says, except replace the word drink with post
please post….responsibly
Oh, so actual serious stuff.
I was wondering if you meant a couple of “fuck the man” posts were keeping people from getting hired.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 13, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, no. Not at all
In my 21 years with the department, I probably said “Fuck the man” at least once a day, and probably more than once to the Chief of Police. Of course, that’s probably why I never made it higher than the rank of lieutenant.
We didn’t give a shit if someone had sex with an 18 or 19 year old prostitute in Subic Bay when they were in the Navy 10 years ago, or got caught shoplifting a candy bar from a 7-11 when they were 14 years old. Just don’t try to lie about it when you take the polygraph. It’s felony type crimes that will make the candidate a “no-go,” or some type of continual documented behavioral problem that would indicate they might be a problem later on once we hired them.
I'm finally home from my trip to the US and I actually followed
the O’s LESS on the other side of the puddle.
But on the other hand, it did allow me to enjoy my vacation a bit more.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Vlad is good.
You know what kicks ass?
Going home and having a grandmother who knows you love her molasses cookies, molasses baked beans and cinnamon rolls, and makes huge batches of each for you to take back. Fat boy heaven right here.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Camden Depot
Good stuff as always.
The team just has too much invested, both financially and from a marketing perspective, in Jones, Markakis, Roberts, Guthrie, and now J.J. Hardy.
If Andy was staying on, I would say there’s zero chance. He’s investing in keeping the team for the reasons mentioned in the article AND he’s psychologically invested in the current team. This is HIS baby. His reputation is on the line with the current team. To blow things is a tacit admission of failure, something GMs rarely do. But there’s a very slim chance, I do mean very slim, that the O’s will hire a new GM who recognize the mess and rebuild. I don’t think this will happen. I’m guessing Matt Klentak or Buck will take over and continue course.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
but the dumb thing is that it's NOT really a tacit admission of failure
the obvious failure to properly re-evaluate their current situation is BY FAR a larger indicator of failure than saying “we need to rebuild again”. I guess I’m not the CEO of a business, so I don’t and I’ll never understand the line of thinking of “I need to just keep on digging to get out of this hole”.
Not to mention…isn’t walking away from the team a tacit admission of failure?
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
but the dumb thing is that it’s NOT really a tacit admission of failure
Regardless of what actually constitutes failure, it’ll be perceived a tacit admission of failure if Andy were to blow things up.
the obvious failure to properly re-evaluate their current situation is BY FAR a larger indicator of failure than saying "we need to rebuild again".
There is the possibility that Andy can properly evaluate the situation but won’t act upon that evaluation for perception reasons. I haven’t watched the Wire much, but I believe this happens all the time on the show. In fact, I vaguely remember this happening at the end of the first reason. Certain local politician properly assessed a dire situation but wouldn’t fix it because there was no way to manipulate perception in order to distribute credit.
Not to mention…isn’t walking away from the team a tacit admission of failure?
Not if he leaves for a cushy MLB job. Then it’s seen as a promotion or a step toward the biggest promotion of all, Bud’s job.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
this last especially
I don’t think Andy cares a lot about how his history views his 5 years with the team. He has already established a powerful legacy in baseball and is considered a leading candidate to replace Selig. When people discuss him, they will always mention his years with the Twins, and when the O’s are brought up, they’ll say, “well, look at what he inherited.” Likewise, when people think about how fucked up the Orioles have been, they will cite Peter Angelos, not MacPhail. If anything, MacPhail will get credit for starting the turnaround, if not finishing it.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
as always, UMD fans keeping is classy
AMD, I’m sure you would never have done something like this during your days at College Park…
carolina in my mind...
Some dad brought his 11 year old son by the student section and is complaining that they dropped f-bombs at him?
What? There was no possible way to imagine that as an outcome of that situation!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 13, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I remember my first night game as a student
Went as a double date, and my buddy’s GF asked an usher “Is there a non-fighting section?” in all seriousness.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Wearing bobby socks and poodle hoop skirts
Well, the chicks were, not me.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
You went on a date to a football game in college?
you have to understand for me that would consist of getting hammered, yelling the entire time, and passing out after the game.
how did it end up going for u?
"Grow nothing, buy the 'Pen" (Wieters Weiners)
Acceptable behavior or not
what kind of parent brings a 11 year old into the student section, and then is shocked by that kind of behavior?
while i agree that is moronic to take a child in to the student section of a major college football game
how much of a scummy douchebag do you have to be to say something like that to a little kid? i mean, i understand in the heat of the moment (and after a couple of beers) you might lose your cool hearing someone cheer for the other team. but once you realize that the culprit is an 11 year old, shouldn’t you at least be somewhat remorseful and apologize to the kid and his dad?
carolina in my mind...
Well, it never says there wasn't
or that it was in any way behavior that persisted beyond the one incident. This sounds like nothing more than an oversensitive father making a big mistake by buying tickets where he did.
Does he really think his 11 year old hasn't heard this stuff at school?
Although I do get there’s a difference between a bunch of kids trying out their new profanity words on one another and being subjected to profanity from older people the kid would really like to fit in with.
But really, no one should have any expectation whatsoever that a college football/basketball game is a family-friendly environment, especially not in any kind of proximity to the student section.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 13, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This issue comes up at Union games all the time
The guy that’s in charge of the supporters group has young kids that he sometimes brings to games. He takes the time to explain to his kids that theres language used at matches thats different than what is acceptable in normal conversation, and makes sure they understand the difference. To me, thats much more successful parenting than sending off an angry screed to the school’s head coach and athletic director.
I'm taking my 11-year-old to see Metallica tomorrow
I’m fairly certain he may hear some bad words. We’ll chat about how he shouldn’t use them, but not everyone follows that rule. He’ll live.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Mostly by Lars if they let him speak.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Oh definitely
If you are an O’s fan and 21 I’m pretty sure it is law that you must say “fuck” after every word.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
It was your middle finger wasn't it?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
No one should have this expectation at any sporting event anymore
Or anytime you take your kid out in public. This ain’t the ‘50s anymore. It’s unfortunate but true
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
fuckin' a, brotha'
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Around this time two weeks ago
We told a guy in our money league for fantasy football that he couldn’t have a spot in the league for his pre-teen kid, because amongst the obvious reasons (collusion, kid not knowing what he’s doing) we want to be able to shit-talk and cuss each other out and have fun without worrying about emotionally scarring some little kid or worse, teaching him words that he thinks are cool cuz older people are using them. And the guy flipped on all of us and made it a huge issue, and eventually left the league himself.
All you parents out there, do 100% of you lose all common sense when you become a parent or is it just the morons amongst you?
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that dude is just a moron.
If he wants his young kid exposed to language and what not, I have no idea what he expects for the future of that kid.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I think all parents have their moments
but the non-morons can be talked down off the ledge
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
There's a reason neither of my kids are allowed here
and it’s ain’t just because they don’t particularly like baseball.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
it's because
Yankees fans come by, isn’t it?
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
Talk about your bad influences
What kind of parents must they have had?
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
because there isn't enough bandwidth to run two computers at the same time?
by kba26 on Sep 13, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
I take that as a compliment. Nobody wants kids around here – I’m just doing everybody a favor.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
by O'sFan21 on Sep 13, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK, my kids don't give a crap about baseball
But if they did, I still wouldn’t let them on here until 16 or so.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Oh, c'mon
Westie was younger than that when he was introduced to the stylings of LB3.
"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."
- George Clinton
Or on the internet.
Just look how we corrupted the Jewish girl.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
And I mean that lovingly.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
We had a Jewish girl?
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
I am unaware of any jewish people here.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure...mostly because she never said.
I didn’t ask either.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Not jewhovah's witness?
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
oh i figure you were shopping for skinny jeans with your hipster friend.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
It turns out that was only a phase.
He’s back in my good graces.
"Dyslexia?? It's DCO." - WestcoastO'sfan
Ah, the teenage years.
How I don’t miss them at all.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 13, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's less about you guys than it is about following pitiful sports teams that has drawn me to cursing excessively.
"Dyslexia?? It's DCO." - WestcoastO'sfan
Coincidentally, that's why we all curse excessively as well.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 13, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
And i'm sure there has never been a "fuck Clemson" chant at a South Carolina game
and anyone in a Georgia jersey would be given nothing more than a smile and a wish good luck.
well no shit, i'm not trying to act like i'm a saint by any means
if another student/adult wants to come willingly sit in a student section, then they are volunteering themselves to any ridicule that comes their way. but when it’s a little kid who is a fan of the SAME TEAM that you are rooting for, it’s pretty asinine.
carolina in my mind...
again
my issue isn’t that the dad was offended by the signs/chants that were taking place around him. he’s a clueless idiot if he didn’t expect that type of stuff, especially since he claimed to have gone to other college stadiums before. my issue was with the student directly hurling f-bombs at a little kid.
carolina in my mind...
You think dopey college kids that drop an "eff you" at a kid or anyone else is limited to UMD?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
And as soon as we hear that guy's side of the story, i'll maybe care about this
We have no idea if this guy apologized, or ever said anything the kid again (or if this even actually happened). This guy sounds way too sensitive to me, and probably blew the incident way out of proportion.
Seriously
I’ve been to MD games and I don’t recall them being this profane orgy he is describing. Of course you are going to hear profanity at almost any sporting event. And he said he went out of his way to get good seats and then later says his kid couldn’t see that well and was cheering for the wrong team.
Buy the kid a clue-dart and get back to me.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Only if he was a Duke fan.
I don’t understand how he “bought tickets for the student section.” I didn’t read that giant mess thoroughly, but you can only get tickets to the student section if you’re… a student and you show up with your ID. And then they’re general admission in those sections. Maybe he was on the outskirts of the student section or something.
If you want a family friendly environment at a college athletic event, you need to be smart, you need to not be a cheap asshole, and you need to buy nice seats with the nice older people and their families that are far far away from the student section.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 13, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Jaws.... but that shit was hilarious.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I was watching the game and I didn't even notice,
that’s how casual it was live. I heard him apologize a few minutes later, and I figured he must have said either some curse word or word that could be construed as an ethnic or gay slur. However, I was far too lazy to rewind and try to figure out what it was. Glad it was just shit.
"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."
I heard it
but then thought “no, he didn’t just say that”
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
I hate Jaws, too
and in fact, I hate that whole announcing crew. But you’re right, that was some funny shit. I didn’t catch it, just him fumbling for the apology. So I said I gotta rewind to find this. Just think if some of us potty mouths were in a national broadcast. Heh, heh. That would be fucking awesome
Bill Simmons EVISCERATED Mike Tirico in the ESPN book
for his failure to play nice with Tony Kornheiser and sucking up to Jon Gruden.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Wow, i very quickly read this as "I hate Jews too"
and thought this was about to get real ugly, real fast.
Hahahaha......I was literally just typing this.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
No no, we've been through this
yelling COCK all at same time = pefectly ok
yelling COCK individually, at a child= you degenerate
I hate when people use their desk phones to host meetings when we have touchdown space for this very reason.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Space for folks who aren't aligned to the office to set up for a day etc
They also have phones in there to host telecons so you don’t have 7 people crowding around a desk phone for a meeting when there are other people in the office trying to do work and don’t give a shit about what they’re talking about.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Same reason EM is trying to promote LiveMeeting over telecons
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
We use both simultaneously
When you have designated space for meetings like this, you use it. No need to be rude and host your 2 hour meeting at a desk phone.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Who from the pickem pool just got that email from Larry G? Was he serious?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
haha just read it.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhh... was he serious.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
no idear.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 13, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
no, he's not serious.
he has a history of tongue-in-cheek ass-kissing.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Oh, haha...
I remember him playing last year.
I thought the whole “LET THAT BE A LESSON… REPLY TO STACEY OR GET CANNED” thing was snarky, but then he switched gears on the second part so I was confused.
Haha
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I was very disappointed in our picks this week WW
i figured if we independently agreed on every game, there was no way we could lose.
LOL, should I cover my paper?
I didn’t notice. I’m not that worried about it. Oak/CIN/BUF/Wash are gonna get lucky. They all just happened to do it in the same week.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 13, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
my favorite thing about this season....
…is how everyone is writing washington off. I love it. they’re going to fly under the radar for at least the first 6-7 weeks.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
And then crash and burn, which will also keep them off the radar.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 13, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
are you a betting man?
because I will so put my money where my mouth is.
I bet you the Skins finish 8-8 or better.
OR,
I bet that they are still in contention for a WC spot with two weeks remaining.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I'm not a gambling man.
I just like trash-talking about DC.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
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