Wednesday Bird Droppings
Jones sits for fourth straight game - Carroll County Times
Buck: "I've gotten to know Adam pretty well and he's not one of those guys that lets you see every ounce of discomfort he's feeling. So when he does, that's the cache that he's created through balls off the foot and foul balls off the kneecap and diving all over the place, running into walls."
Wieters one shy of 20 homers after his bomb off Howell - baltimoresun.com
"Before Tuesday’s game at Camden Yards, Orioles manager Buck Showalter spoke at length about Wieters and his success against left-handers this season. In spring training, the Orioles force-fed Wieters at-bats against lefties, whether it was in exhibition games or simulated game situations. And entering Tuesday’s game, Wieters had been batting .320 with eight homers and 20 RBIs as a right-handed hitter against left-handers. He added to those last two totals with his bomb off Howell. It was the second straight night Wieters hit a home run. He has five homers in his past 12 games, and he is one shy of 20 on the season."
Daniel Moroz: Johnson's new role can't save O's from ill-advised signing of Gregg - MASN
"Despite what many people say (including some allusions by the Orioles themselves), Johnson is perfectly capable of being the team's closer, and signing Gregg was not a good move."
Blue Jays and Orioles Compete Far From the Races - NYTimes.com
"A year ago, it seems, the Orioles had more hope than they do now. In four months before Showalter took over, they won 32 games. In his two months they won 34. With a few veteran hitters added to the stable of young pitchers, the thinking went, maybe the Orioles could compete. Showalter knew better, but made a point not to say it and rattle the good vibes. Some of the veterans, like shortstop J. J. Hardy, have produced. But the pitching has been dreadful."
In Defense of Outliers | pitchers & poets
"An examination of Brady Anderson, Jose Bautista, the effect of the steroid era on miracles and our ability to accept them." This from a couple of weeks ago, but I enjoyed reading it.
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pretty slow wednesday.
even the metro was empty this morning.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
huh.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 14, 2011 9:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
huh...
pretty full at a quarter of 8.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 14, 2011 9:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That's when I was there.
I got my own seat on the orange line this morning. I normally wouldn’t even think about fighting for the 1 open seat on most mornings….got a whole row to myself today. Bus was empty too.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Traffic was really light for me today as well
It was weird, I’m just to sitting on 295 like some kind of sucker most mornings.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
295 is the bane of my existance most mornings
can’t wait until they open up that third lane
carolina in my mind...
Oh, it's the devil
It took me two hours to get to work yesterday because of some fender bender just south of 175. I could have parked at Arundel Mills and walked faster the rest of the way.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
The last time I drove to work, I literally saw somebody on the sidewalk walking faster than I was driving.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
New York City, here I come!
Big 4 with the boy at The House That Evil Built.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on Sep 14, 2011 10:05 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
don't be coming home
with a DJ3K t-shirt
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
by Zeke McGeek on Sep 14, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
No doubt
Mariano will being tying the save record at the exact minute “Enter Sandman” starts
"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."
- George Clinton
i am cursing the fact that i am missing this opportunity
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
You should be
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on Sep 14, 2011 11:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Stop by in NJ and say hello
actually you might be taking the GWB, so wave as you pass by.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
Heh....GWB
Speaking of the devil…..
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
To clarify: George Washington Bridge....not G.W. Bush
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Well of course not
He was only an apprentice demon. Wormwood to Cheney’s Screwtape, if you will. (;-)
"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."
- George Clinton
The George Washington Bridge really is the devil.
Its horrible.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh yes, I'm familiar with it
But I’d say the Outerbridge is worse. The lanes are about 2/3 of a car width wide.
"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."
- George Clinton
Haha...yea
I used to take outerbridge every time I’d go into Brooklyn….seems to be the fastest way to get to the Verrazano.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Went to school in College Park
so I did the Long Island/Maryland run many, many times. Goethals bridge is a bit out of the way but sometimes quicker depending on construction/traffic.
But I’ve yet to master the art of choosing correctly between the twin nightmares of the BQE or the Belt!
"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."
- George Clinton
Are you currently on it or something?
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
No...but Stacey was talking about 295 or something being the devil.
The bridge is way worse.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I stop driving in Newark
Train/subway rest of the way in.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on Sep 14, 2011 11:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ah, well if you get mugged while in Newark, be sure to go to St Michaels
the fiance works there.
Also, I’m totally kidding. That area of Newark is way better than it used to be.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
By "way better than it used to be" do you mean...
(a) actually nice or (b) packing heat is only optional but still recommended?
Mother, did it need to be so high.
The Ironbound district is actually pretty nice in places
but it’s still not somewhere I’d recommend going if you were alone and it was dark out. The bad parts aren’t that far away.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
I once got trapped in a parking lot in Newark
I realized I was driving the wrong direction, and there was a parking lot on my right that had a bar that went in front of the gate, but the bar was up. I pulled in there just to turn around and go the other direction, and the bar went down and trapped me. I had to call a number and wait like forty-five minutes for some guy to show up and let me out.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I watched "She's Out of my League" last night on TV after the game
can someone tell me why Alice Eve wasn’t in the Hottie Contest, or was she and I just missed that fact?
my guesses are that
1. most people don’t know who she is
2. even if someone had put her in, she falls in that stacked 26-35 age bracket and probably wouldn’t have gotten too far
carolina in my mind...
Not to holymittens' it or anything, but the horse teeth kinda scare me.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea....I went thru the first couple of pictures.
Not very flattering.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have thrown in Paula Garces just to see how many went "who?"
But totally smokin’
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Never heard of her so I just Googled
Yeah, she’s smokin’, too. It’s like I said during the conest: So many Hotties, so few slots
As soon as you say Harold and Kumar people start saying "ohhhhhh yeahhh"
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Alice Eve isn't all that great looking
She also falls into my category of “looks exactly like a dozen other blondes with big boos”.
Paula Garces is very attractive. Her smile is a little strange (it looks too high up on her face), but it’s small and it’s not like she does the “smile that shows upper gums” thing that I despise.
I'm thinking that Google Photos shows some flattering pics
but I see what Twisted means about the teeth. But I can look past that, especially with the smokin’ body. And who cares about the webbed toes? :)
Yeah I'm not on board with the whole Alice Eve thing
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed though.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 14, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
There are just too many attractive women at there
In fairness to all of them, i propose restarting the process but expanding the bracket to 4096 teams
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/ncaa-expands-march-madness-to-include-4096-teams,14317/
I am NOT running that
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 14, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn....you did such a fine job with the last bracket.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The best part of the 4096 team bracket?
Meg White and Helen Mirren still probably don’t find their way back in.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
With that many women
We can have an all-goth section that HM handpicks, forcing us to debate and vote for one pale-boobied woman over another.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Sep 14, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but we'd have to start going to girls we knew, because I can't name 4096 famous girls I think are hot off the top of my head.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Ooo....a sorta "girl next door hot" kinda thing.
I like that.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet you could if you tried, but they wouldn't necessarily be hot women.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
BUODs are up.
http://www.camdenchat.com/2011/9/14/2424950/birds-up-os-down-for-september-5th-13th
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
the stuff at the bottom of that article was hilarious.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
downloaded angry bird on my tablet
maybe i’m not playing it right, but i got bored with it very quickly.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Birdman bored?
Who’da thunk?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i find it interesting that i've developed a reputation for being bored.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
i just think it's ironic that birdman is bored by angry birds
carolina in my mind...
by Gamecock24 on Sep 14, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You listed like 3 movies yesterday and said all three bored you or something.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 14, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i also said i liked 127 Hours.
whatever, i just think it’s a weird comment.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
kevin gregg makes everyone an angry bird
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Shuffle at The Sun
Jamison Hensley (Ravens beat guy) has moved on to espn.com, and Jeff Zrebiec is shifting from O’s beat guy to Ravens beat guy.
I think this is a pretty big loss for O’s fans because Jeff Z has done a great job as the lone independent mainstream journalist this year. He has been tough but fair in pointing out the O’s many mishaps in print and online. I hope whoever fills this role for next season (Dan Connolly, I guess?) can make use of the blog format half as well.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 14, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
He won't know what to do with himself covering a real team!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 14, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't like this one bit
he made a commitment to the orioles and now he’s backing out. l-a-m-e. him and adam loewen should be drawn and quartered.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
I'd like to move from being an O's fan to being a Raven's fan
C’mon Ravens, my agent is waiting.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
View from
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on Sep 14, 2011 5:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
View from my seat

Anthrax was awesome. And it’s officially Anthrax Day in the Bronx. ;)
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
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