Game 153: Orioles (63-89) @ Red Sox (87-66), 7:10 p.m.
by Stacey on Sep 19, 2011 6:30 PM EDT
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Ahoy me hearties! After outslugging th' Sox in today's day game 6-5, the swashbuckling Orioles look t' take game two from the scallywags from Beantown this night.
It'll be a tough go for these landlubbers, as Brian Matusz pitches again' tha' scurvy bilge rat, John Lackey. Both are deservin' of a keelhaulin' for their pathetic seasons, and me heart aches to think of what Matusz coulda been.
Th' season tis good as over for Cap'n Showatler an' his crew, but even again' the hornswaggling Sox they yell, "No quarter!" and hope to raise th' Jolly Roger high in victory.
Aye, 'tis a difficult life, that o' the O's fan. But we splice the mainbrace an' hope to pillage the mangy Sox one more time. Arrrr!
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Eat this lime
It will fix the scurvy.
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
It was eye patches all around
at my daughter’s after school program.
Cuter’nhell
Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08
by 33 on Sep 19, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
who declared today as pirate day?
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Some dudes in San Francisco or something
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"I was drafted ahead of Matt Wieters because I didn't want as much money as him"
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
He's talking like a Pirate.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeaargh..that be Daniel Moskos, beloved seafaring bust of Pittsburgh.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
"I was so happy to leave Baltimore and get into a pennant race this summer...oh, damnit"
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
Matusz hasn't even thrown a game pitch yet and he looks worn out.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
Nolan Reimold has a .500 OBP in his last 10 games
and Jim Hunter says, “Look at those numbers! Particularly the HR and RBI.”
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I'd skewer that landlubber on my cutlass
Even I be knowin’ that gettin’ on base be the most important aspect of a player’s game. Arrrr!
Before the bottom of the first inning is over.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
11
I jokingly said 23.5 in the other thread early today.
Looks like my line would’ve been better.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Fill in the blank: Ten total runs will be scored in the game by the ___ inning.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
What the fuck is going on here?
This is like Bizarro world.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
PLayoffs
I live in connecticut and am surrounded by cocky ass (excuse my language) yankees and redsox fans. I cant even tell you how nice it would be to play a role in knocking these assholes out of the playoffs especially when they were supposed to contend for the world series. GO O’S
Varitek is old and bad at catching and throwing
"The first time we went to Yankee Stadium, I screamed at Derek Jeter from the dugout. Our guys are thinking, 'Wow, he's screaming at Derek Jeter.' Well, he's always jumping back from balls just off the plate. I know how many calls that team gets -- and yes, he [ticks] me off." -Buck Showalter
Everyone ready for Matusz to blow this game?
What is the over/under on how much his ERA goes up today?
"maybe its just me but i think if the os cant get more rbis they arenever going to win why not get zito or another proven veteran in hear" - zknower
Who do you want to see miss out
the Yanks or Bosox? Too bad it won’t be both….
mark reynolds turns the triple play there.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Good job dino!
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
And my Matusz jersey drops in value even further.
"maybe its just me but i think if the os cant get more rbis they arenever going to win why not get zito or another proven veteran in hear" - zknower
Wow.
How is he so bad?
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
how can you not be?
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, and I’m talking more about his season in general, not just this one start.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, Brian, why hast thou foresaken us?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
His demise is the one that saddens me the most.
I was so proud that the Orioles had a good young pitcher.
Agreed, I had such hopes for young Brian.
He looked so good last year too.
"maybe its just me but i think if the os cant get more rbis they arenever going to win why not get zito or another proven veteran in hear" - zknower
by Emperor Lrrr on Sep 19, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
So his ERA is already up by half a run.
Awesome.
"maybe its just me but i think if the os cant get more rbis they arenever going to win why not get zito or another proven veteran in hear" - zknower
Isn't this what coaches are for?
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
thanks craig
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
to be fair
Craig Tatum is really, really, really, really terrible, too.
Who on earth sets up behind the plate, thinks, “Gosh, Matusz has a 90 mph meatball with no life,” and then says to himself, “I know! I’ll call for 8 in a row against Lowrie!”
Then, for fun, I’ll ground into a double play my next time up.
Anything else you can do for the Sox, Tatum?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not watching...
… but pitches are frequently called from the bench. And was he getting any of the other ptiches over?
not called from bench
and we’ll never know, because Matsuz hasn’t thrown anything but the 4SFB
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Really
I can’t be sure, not being a pitching expert, but was 2011 a huge waste of pitching talent, or are they not that good, or a bunch of guys who do well when nobodies watching?
They'd have great numbers at OPACY if they did well when nobody is watching.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
True
I mean more in the sense of they can pitch better if the outcome doesn’t matter
The outcome doesn't matter tonight and Matusz is doing terrible.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Who the hell expected anything other than this outcome throwing Matusz out there against Boston?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
I'm not sure I can bear to watch another inning of Brian Matusz this year, or next
This is the very definition of soul-crushing.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
They should have just told him to go home like they did Tillman.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hunter: "The last thing that Buck wanted to do tonight is have to yank Matusz early."
Then why did he fucking start him to begin with? Honestly, who didn’t see this coming? I could have told you this would happen. I did tell you this would happen!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
The way Brian is pitching he is going to have to start yanking himself
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
last year he let the kids stay in to work through the tough spots, now he just yanks them at the first sign of trouble(especially Matusz) like we are in a pennant race. This fucker needs to hire someone who can handle a pitching staff or just quit.
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
you can't let Matusz work through a tough spot
there is nothing to work through. Matusz is AWFUL.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
You need to get him confidence somehow
if Buck’s think he sucks that bad and has that short of a rope he never should have started him in the first place.
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
or Buck thinks
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
Whatever has caused his velocity to drop and for him to lose movement,
won’t be solved by getting confidence back.
Then
he shouldn’t have started. This did nothing for the kid.
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
Positive
anyway.
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
then what does that have to do with working through tough spots?
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
If you are going to give Brian a start
let him pitch until he hits his pitch count. If you are so worried about immediate results then why start him in the first place with the way he’s been pitching. He has no room for error with Buck and at this point of the season that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
because if Matusz pitches until his pitch count
this game might be 900-5?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
(actual run total may be higher)
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to add
(citation needed), but then I realized it probably wasn’t
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And that matters why?
If it was so vital to win this game, Brian should not have started.
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
Yuck
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
Well, THAT was a short mound conversation.
Did Buck even make it to the mound before Brian sprinted by, depositing the ball in his hand like a track baton on his way by?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Yup. Entered at 9.84, left at 10.48, still responsible for the two men on base.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
hold on...
jack o’boskie to the rescue.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Faith No More had other songs?
Where’s that “The More You Know” graphic when you need it?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
we care a lot!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully, this is his Last Cup of Sorrow for the season.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
I really would have appreciated A Small Victory for him this season.
Damn, FNM song titles work really well for this.
I'd say he needs to Be Aggressive
but with his current fastball, that probably would not be a good idea.
Maybe he’s having a Midlife Crisis two decades early.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
maybe he should talk to someone about that...
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No fish were
hurt in this post.
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
it's it!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
that was stupid of you
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Make that 10.68, and still responsible for one of the two men on base.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Big surprise eh
Buck’s an ass to start him against Boston, on the road yet.
"I think not sucking is way more of an important thing to pay attention to first." -- Gabe Newell
oh, my god!
jack o’boskie just threw inside on big baby!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
So, great. Boston's 6th run scored without actually touching home plate.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
hey, bud...
they need ALL the help they can get.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god the Giants game starts soon.
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
Also, I just got Tropico 4
which is like Civ in the Caribbean, pretty fun stuff compared to this.
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
fuck you...
you overgrown, dominican tub of crap!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
HAHAHAHA
You are a literal piece of shit David!
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
ah, what a wonderful time
for the finest play of Conor Jackson’s career.
mold-ee! mold-ee! mold-ee!
you can do eeeeeet!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
bell biv devoe fan?
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
We're not actually trying to get back in this, are they?
Well, damn, I’m not gonna give up on this game yet!
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
C'mon, Ryan - Chin Up, Cheer Up.
/disclosure – I’ve never actually heard that song.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Oh, I totally Googled it.
I figured Ryan Adams deserved a Ryan Adams song title, instead of FNM.
But no, Everything’s Ruined.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Um, Nolan?
Swings like that are why you sit on the bench for weeks at a time.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
lackey=oriole'd!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
you know who could have saved us?
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking davis should have caught that.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
do you think...
jacoby ellsbury and tyler chatwood hang out in a parlour and talk about their recent travels to the subcontinent?
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
The headlining comedian better be REALLY good with a 2 run minimum
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
I'm gonna turn the channel when we're pitching.
and just tune in to see if we can score 25 runs or not.
a friendly suggestion
time to start plunkin’ guys. I recommend Adrian Gonzalez for starters.
Let's hit Papeldouche from the outfield when they're playing catch in between innings.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
oh, sweet Jesus
don’t say that where the FO can hear you.
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
because we’re not as good as them? Because our future star pitcher has an ERA of 10 and a half? because we have chris fucking davis at first base and craig fucking tatum catching?
Tommy hunter still sucks!
brian matusz is going to actually make me cry
like water coming from my eyes cry.
Tommy hunter still sucks!
Hey guys...
Bye guys…
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
9 to 5. What a way to make a living....
They let you dream
Just to watch ’em shatter
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
todd cruz...
ugh.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Look on the bright side
Patton, JJ, Guthrie, Britton, Strop, and Phillips haven’t made everyone cry for a demolition of the pitching mound.
hahaha...
tek ain’t gettin angle.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
if only there were some sort of baserunning contest that let you score 7 runs
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
and there you go.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I apologize for being of little faith
now do it again
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
can you please call up Buck Showalter
and have him insert Wieters into the game?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I've thought that in a doubleheader like this, maybe Wieters can DH one of the games.
But of course Vlad’s veteran presence must remain in the lineup.
"You still have a feeling the Orioles are in this game."
Really, Jim Hunter? Really?
I was looking at the DRays Bay gamethread, and what do I find?
jadedeed saying he got banned from CC for saying Matusz is terrible.
A Yankees fan
who has a strong tendency to make terrible, trollish comments and has gotten himself banned from several sites. Including Pinstripe Alley.
Was he the one that had been banned from 14 blogs?
and kept using the video game nickname for Adam Jones?
As I told him, “After you’ve been banned from 9 or so blogs, did you ever think, ‘Maybe it’s me.?’”
He actually said he didn’t think it was.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
That was a different guy.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That was the most anti-climatic reveal ever
I had zero recollection of him, and he thought of himself as some sort of legend around here.
Seriously. You gotta make a crazy Fanpost to be remembered as a legend around here.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
epic meltdowns also make fine ban fodder...
LOU CAN HIT!
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
A POX ON YOUR CUPCAKES!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Lowrie, Jackson, and Varitek are terrible.
They’re the only Red Sox starters with fewer than two hits the first three times through the lineup.
Did we ever figure out what the O/U was for this game?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
Hope you took the over.
That’s gotta be the easiest o/u ever.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, at the risk of ridicule
I’ve been “clean” for 10 days. Lost $5,000 away on that Os extra inning victory last Thursday against Nova.
Almost puked when the Yanks coughed up that 4-1 lead to lose despite the Os running out every pitcher in the pen.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, dang. Sorry dude.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, it's a good thing.... for now
Even went to my first “meeting” just for shits and giggles.
But anyhow, yeah, I was saying earlier today that the OVER/UNDER should have been 23.5.
11 is just stupid.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have gone over anything less than 20 for this shit show.
And thought about over on higher numbers too.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
so, not related to anything...
but i bought a cheap epiphone sg last week and all i want to play is allman borothers and led zeppelin.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
Nice
I’ve got a Epiphone Les Paul. Neck’s heavy as hell, but what a great tone.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
i'm getting used to the lightness...
my main guitars are teles that i’ve selected specifically for their weight and chunky necks.
this just has one pickup and i’m thinking of taking it out and replacing it w/ a p-90 like one of the “les paul jrs” from the 60s. it’s yellow.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
very nice
may I also suggest “Smoke on the Water”?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
good call.
i’ve also been playing in drop d. so fun.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, Drop D
Drop D flat will get you everything Nirvana played live.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
i was actually...
looking at one of those squier vintage modified jaguars or jagmasters, which is not quite the cobain “jagstang”, but cool looking and filthy sounding.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha...
palmer says: RYAN ADAMS CAN HIT!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
john lackey looks liked a sweaty toothed, mad men.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
I just want to point out
that it is NOT too early to pinch hit for Craig Tatum
They could, but they didn't.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
what is this?
a remix of the weather balloon commercial?
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
We're almost right back in it.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
and then...
they bring in berken. thanks, dogg.
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow... the new Two and a Half Men just sucked.
I know most of you hate Ashton, but I like the guy and I love the show and writers.
But after all the hoopla I expected more. Weaksauce start.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Haha... I knew I could count of my fellow couch potato to tune in.
I liked the part about Alan masturbating and crying himself to sleep. LOL
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
This will probably be the only episode i watch
the tv review site i read regularly gave 2 Broke Girls surprisingly high reviews, so I’m giving it a try
Hahaha... me too
I was rolling when she was snapping her fingers at those guys.
What’s the site?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, her kissing that black girl was hilarious.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see the potential...
and it’s not Matusz 2011, but it does feel a bit like Reimold 2010
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Yeah, it probably earned a shot at me watching one or two more at least.
That sister or whatever was really annoying. But the main actress is likable enough.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i like how they had alan use a sweeper to pick up charlies ashes
kind of a giant middle finger to charlie
by baltimorebeatdown on Sep 19, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was OK
I mean, nothing was gonna match the hype.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Anyone read the comments on the Rays game thread for the first O's game?
Pretty funny bunch. It’s great to see some enthusiasm for the O’s off the Camden Chat, pretty solid photoshopping as well on there.
EME / Andrew G: Every thought of getting one of those guys for a special edition podcast like you did with Jays?
"Birdland is the belief that as great as today just was, tomorrow might be even better." -EME
by OriolesOptimist on Sep 19, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
This
This is a long fucking game.
"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come on, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool
by Fahrenheit 451 on Sep 19, 2011 9:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
yeah, crazy...
close to three hours for a little more than half? key-reist!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
it's an O's game
they will not let this end before the 15th inning, in which there will then be a rainstoppage…twice
"Birdland is the belief that as great as today just was, tomorrow might be even better." -EME
by OriolesOptimist on Sep 19, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa, the umps conferred and got a call right. What a concept!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
if Brian Matsuz were even just merely bad the Sox would only be half a game up on the Rays.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
right, I think I meant to say that they’d have lost another half game in the standings if they were to lose this but my thoughts all ran together.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
One game up if the O's win this somehow.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
fucker
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Eli Manning is sucking the big time
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
so far, I've been proven wrong
Giants + Rams have 20 total points
O’s + Red Sox only have 19 total runs
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
We just need to get the ball in the hands of our kicker
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Vlad... honestly, I don't even know what to say sometimes.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Vlad, are you fucking mentally disabled?
Seriously, what the fuck are you thinking, that 4 hour boner doesn’t mean you are young again, quite the contrary.
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Gee
I guess nobody noticed the 3B coach calling him to go to third; too bad he did.
knowing your limitations is half the battle.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What Orioles team have you been watching?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
the freakin Bills almost have as many wins this month as the Sox, anything can happen.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The one that beat the beaneaters
earlier today, and took out of three from tampa.
Lost year for sure, but they’re doing a good job playing spoiler.
And holy shit the Sox are bad right now.
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
Normally I'd frown on making the third out at third.
However, with Vlad, second might not be scoring position.
You never know when somebody will run into a pitch.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
With that face Accardo should play for Boston
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Welp,
that was the first inkling I had in months that Accardo was still on the O’s roster.
This is what working at a place without cable for the summer will do to you.
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
He was gone to Norfolk for a while and came back at some point.
Because everyone else sucked more.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
just recently re-joined the team I think.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Roast of Charlie Sheen
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
too easy of a target, where’s the challenge in it?
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Normally I don't like Comedy Central roasts,
but I will probably download this one later. watch it legally.
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Intro'ing Jon Lovitz
“He was part of a cast of Saturday Night Live that’s been hailed as “Not the worst.” "
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
It's getting better
“How much blow did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men!”
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Yeah, that was the joke they kept hyping leading up to it though.
It’s pretty redundant after about 5 minutes.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Jon Lovitz did the best Michael Dukakis impersonation ever
of course, that skill was of limited marketability
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Davis still sucks
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
That was one of the worst strike calls all year on the 2-1 pitch to Davis.
I stood slack-jawed in front of the TV.
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
had to make it up to the Red Sox
after overruling the call on Angle at first
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He would have found a way to strike out regardless, if it makes you feel any better.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
beat this fat fuck
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Albers
I can hear him getting fatter.
"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come on, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool
by Fahrenheit 451 on Sep 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
LET'S GO ORIOLES CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
and there goes our season
OTM's biggest Clutch Carl fan.
by gizmosandy on Sep 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
I'm the optimism that you guys need, or I'm just another mirage in the desert, time will tell
and there goes our season
OTM's biggest Clutch Carl fan.
by gizmosandy on Sep 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 19, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching Albers pitch
is like watching the kid from Angels in the Outfield close his eyes and pray “please catch it, please catch it.”
…though that was a good inning right there.
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
Oh, hey, awkward
and there goes our season
OTM's biggest Clutch Carl fan.
by gizmosandy on Sep 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 19, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to the magic of Orioles baseball.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs more tinkerbells and less kicks in the balls
and there goes our season
OTM's biggest Clutch Carl fan.
by gizmosandy on Sep 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 19, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Pipe down
We’re playing without Jones and Reynolds and we got a split, that in itself should be a pleasant surprise
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Sep 19, 2011 10:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was talking to my friend Andrew Torrez, don't take everything so personally
I appreciate the one win so far and hope this minor set back just means they’re going to play that much better tomorrow. Take 3 of the next 5 and I’m a happy man.
and there goes our season
OTM's biggest Clutch Carl fan.
by gizmosandy on Sep 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 19, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh, shoulda traded him
and there goes our season
OTM's biggest Clutch Carl fan.
by gizmosandy on Sep 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Pretty bad angle
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Preeeeettty, preeeeeeeettty, preeeeeeetty, bad
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He played that so obtuse
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Sep 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That's a cute joke
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is this worthless piece of shit pitching in a game that was within reach?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
He is who we thought he was.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Look, they all can't have 0.00 ERAs OK man!?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 19, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, ballgame
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
If it's not directly to one of our infielders it's not going to be an out.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Boy, that wasn't predictable or anything.
Who the hell is Conor Jackson?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
A’s earlier in the year.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
with AZ for the first 5-6 years of his career
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
yup. turns out his dad played Rear Admiral A. J. Chegwidden on some show called JAG. does that mean anything to anybody?
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 19, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
JAG was a great show.
Love this theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjMzEijgD98
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody.
Not that you have to be anybody to launch a grand slam against….against…Goddamnit!!! Why do we have to suck so fucking much???!!!!
"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come on, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool
by Fahrenheit 451 on Sep 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
nice
"The Orioles lost, but they were making a habit of losing and Gary has stopped following the season."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
If only it was an in the park salami
That’s something you don’t see everyday
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Sep 19, 2011 10:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
It could still happen.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Gregg coming in for the 9th.
Can we get to 20? I BELIEVE!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
I meant for the bottom of the 8th.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok Kregg you know what to do
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Sep 19, 2011 10:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Palmer really wants them to give Florimon a hit here.
Would be his first.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 19, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
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