Game 161: Red Sox (89-71) @ Orioles (68-92), 7:05pm
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 6:30 PM EDT
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In A.D. 2011
Epic wild card collapse was ending
What happen?
Somebody set up us the inside-the-park bomb.
We get signal.
VARITEK: What !
EPSTEIN: Main screen turn on.
VARITEK: It's You !!
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
ANDINO: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
ANDINO: You are on the way to elimination.
VARITEK: What you say !!
ANDINO: You have no chance to survive make your time.
ANDINO: HA HA HA HA ....
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"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That is awesome
I haven’t thought about that for years
Wigglypuff uses Walk Off. Papelbon faints. -Jakattak88
I hope it's a happy one.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Him and me both.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
A thousand bucks!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
They hadn't made up a name/place combination yet.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when they had someone named Jackuboskie or somtehing?
that convinced me it’s fake.
Tommy hunter still sucks!
haha someone has an "Andino MVP" sign in the crowd
and it’s not his pops
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
easy e can't stand the spotlight!
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
I wish there were actually Orioles fans at OPACY to defend the line on those plays.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
Come on, fans!
You gotta get in there! Oh….never mind, they’re Red Sox fans.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
DARD
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Pad that record, Vlad!
That’s one of the best balls he’s hit all year. Straight up power to the gap.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
worth every penny!
aw, shucks. It’s tough to be snarky about Vladdy now that he’s helping fuck up the Sox’s program.
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
How much ill will from Orioles fans does Vlad undo if say...
HE is the reason the Redsox don’t go to the playoffs?
Maybe a little when he gets thrown out like an idiot on the basepaths.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Or when he swings at a first pitch ball
Though I hold that against pretty much everyone on the Orioles roster.
Better put:
Would it have been worth watching his weak singles, terrible gidp’s, and base running gaffs, assuming he is integral to knocking boston out?
of course not
this is kinda fun and all, but it’s not exactly the goal
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
no, moldy could have done the same thing for cheaper.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
easy e is choking!
he can’t stand the pressure.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
btw, RAW POWER!
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
why is jed lowrie their cleanup hitter?
are they trying to match the raw power of vlad
by baltimorebeatdown on Sep 27, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
suck it Bill Bavasi
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
dr. jones owned it!
that was a defining moment!
"the secret to a happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits"
by j.q. higgins on Sep 27, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
or
crush my soul
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
woops
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
what what what?
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions
For a minute there you could almost forget.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Charge.The.Mound.
I’m guessing Davis could easily snap Bedard in half.
Chris Davis doing his Jake Fox impersonation.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
You might get to hobknob with a bunch of national media guys.
I hope they don’t decide they need more space and kick you out.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
you got your wish
he switched liners off the fence
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
lol that was one of the worst fails of the season I think
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
There's some pretty tough competition.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
last inning I saw a grown man in a red sox jersey
Steal a foul ball from a kid and knock down another teen while trying to get another foul ball. The kid he stole from was a sox fan, though.
crapass
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
Well, that was inevitable.
Plenty of game time left, though.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
he's still no mvp in my book.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
damn, I have a film class at 6 im gonna miss the end of this game
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
what the hell happened? my mlb.tv feed went screwy there.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
He swung and the ball went past his bat and hit him in the shoulder for strike three
But instead of running to first, he sauntered because he thought he was HBP.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
If he at least got up and ran to first base right away I might not be so annoyed.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm foregoing an actual dinner and eating sushi out of a box for this??
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You know as good as Bedard was for us
I really don’t miss watching him pitch. I hate his body language out there.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Not a strike, blue.
Christ, at least try not to give the game to these fucks.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
Holy shit no Oriole has ever had an inside the park HR at CY??
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Hello and welcome to yesterday.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello and welcome to a little later yesterday.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello I was watching the Redskins poop on themselves.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Oh, did football season start?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
This is bullshit that Andino is the guy who "needs more looks" or who needs to move around to get time.
He is our 2nd baseman. Of course, fucking Chris Davis is a shoe-in
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
some people are laboring under the delusion that BRob will return
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
As a coach maybe
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
For ten million dollars, maybe he can be the new manager.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Why the fuck are they talking about putting him in the OF??
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
so fucking stupid
start Riemold in left all day and Dino at 2nd, not that hard to figure out
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hee hee hee
Andino makes Bedard throw a dozen. Love it.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Or lose it on a belt high 88 mph fastball.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I will still take a 13 pitch AB.
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
Yup
Bedard won the battle, but Andino has contributed to us winning the overall war.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
This.
It’s a war of attrition for us though.
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Thorne just paraphrased me
I COULD DO HIS JOB!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Unless you slur when you get drunk
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
AT LEAST I’M NOT A YANKEE FAN CALLING YOUR GAMES
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
MASN is just a bunch of highschool bullshit all over again.
BETCHA DIDN’T KNOW THAT! MY SOURCE TOLD ME!
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
Bedard’s at 56 pitches thru 2 2/3; you’ve gotta love that
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
when did all our hitters become so patient?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
How much do his fielders hate him right now?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
He's all surly so they probably hated him to begin with. Right?
Just like the media.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably why JJ Redick dropped that flyball last game.
Out of spite
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Also not a strike, ump.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
noodles
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
I'm ordering one of these fuckin' metal detectors.
Can’t wait to find my $2 M treasure.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
STFU LOWRIE
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
TOSS HIM UMP!!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Toss him the FUCK out! Pay attention you stupid little fuck.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
FUCKING RUN HIS ASS
That was ridiculous! Fuck this Red Sox favoritism!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah so, if you don't play for Boston, funny thing this, if you don't play for Boston, you get tossed there.
It’s the rule.
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Exact same pitch Reimold got called out on. Well done blue.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
working the umps
same pitch is now a ball
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Why are they holding Ortiz anyway?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
i'd prefer someone get $1000
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Come on man!
I know this it the Ivy League career and single season HR record holder, but he’s not that scary.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
C'Mon Zach
shut this fucking crowd up
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
fuuuuuuck
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Ugh, bad night for the Zach Attack.
I was afraid this was going to happen.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
god fucking damn it
Britton get your shit together
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
fuckballs
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
WHY THE FUCK doesnt NICKY call him off there!!?!??!
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
[circus music]
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
doot doot doodle oodle oo do do do
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
The fuck is Markakis doing on that play?
Get your head out of your ass, man!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
It was Nickys fault
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He's supposed to overcome any and all obstacles in screwing the Red Sox.
That’s how the Curse of the Andino works. (I saw your comment, EME)
Haha. It has to come true first.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
uh nick?
Use your outside voice.
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
noodly spindly vocal cords
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
"Hard to communicate there"
Yeah, especially when you don’t say anything.
Pretty sure screaming “BALL, BALL, BALL!” would’ve done the trick
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
Don't worry - Bedard is pitching. We're bound to score some more runs.
Someone in the crowd needs to start the chant, “Dad-dy! Dad-dy!”
this pitcher sucks
bring in the far superior Jason Berken
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
according to his minor league stats
he should be just fine without ever working out or developing at all!
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Did that suck or blow?
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
maybe the lengthy rest will have hurt bedard
1st batter up better go deep in the count.
but i fear some bullshit 3rd-pitch grounder
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
of course.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
blind squirrel/nut
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
hell yeah!
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the script. StoopitSox take lead, get happy and then awesome cool Orioles crush their dreams.
wrong script, wayward
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Let's pitch it.
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatta SHOT!
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
WEETS!!!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
FAILED PROSPECT!
DONG!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
mea culpa
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Fuck me, I was JUST thinking, "Man, a Wieters HR would be awesome right here" and he homered before I could post about it!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
too bad ellsbury didn't face plant the wall again
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Switch Hitting Jesus
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
a nickname from his college days,
when he hit a rome run to put his team ahead, and then came in to get the save in the ninth.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Switch-Hitting Jesus
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
but the reverse ain't true
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Too bad we can't get more guys on base for our catcher.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'M IN OUR HOUSE, BOMBING UR ACE
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
that twas a strike
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
Figures AJ lays off the curve when it's actually in the strike zone.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
peace out!
GO O’S!!!
Whoop them socks!
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
Man, those Sox fans have some thin skin.
I went on Over the Monster and said some snarky things (but no cursing or personal attacks) and got banned. Guess I shouldn’t be surprised, seeing as they’re such crybabies. Cracks me up.
they seem to have deleted the evidence
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
If the O's were in the Red Sox position
I’d ban you too most likely. I would not be in the mood for any shit whatsoever.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
you'd give a warning first
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
maybe
But if it was the second to last game of the year and my team had blown a 9-game lead and was tied with the wild card and had to win to stay alive and a fan of the team the Orioles were playing came in and started some shit, he’d at least get banned until the end of the game because fuck that guy.
(bearing in mind I have no idea what Sierra Matt said)
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Funny thing is, It wasn't nearly as bad as some of their OWN fans.
IIRC, I said something like, “Choking again. Rays sweep, O’s wing 2 of 3. but at least it gives you something to whine about all winter.”
Meh. It was worth it.
I also went on the Rays’ blog and let them know how much I was rooting for them.
ahahaha
auto ban. you can’t do that on another blog!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Yeah
I guess you missed that in the other thread.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
someone else posted this before. yesterday, i think
why is this a surprise? he’s a 3-outcome guy, right? doesn’t he take a bunch of walks?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
not only am I mocking him here
but I mocked him there too
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
sorry, guess i missed it
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
And pay for babies. Er, wait.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
he's the red sox's honeybadger
also, he eats larvae
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
we were promised...walks?
Is anyone else kinda surprised by how often Reynolds SEEMS to have walked this year? Too lazy to look up on B-R, but I feel like despite the SO’s, he’s drawn a large number of BB’s (for him) this season.
"Look, we all deal with Lou Montanez in our individual ways."-Andrew_G
by NoTimeForLove, Dr. Jones! on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
we were promised walks
we were promised walks, strikeouts, and home runs
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
No none of us are surprised by this at all.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I've been telling you guys all year that Wieters could hit!
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
SDI
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I See What You Did There
(which is pretty common…. when someone sees a hidden meaning in a comment that may not be obvious to all)
So Do I
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
*and by "hidden meaning", I mean snark or inside joke
which is what WW was doing.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Man, now it's not cool after all the splainin'
haha
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Au revoir Monsieur Erik
From Canada to Mexico.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
Gave it a ride.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
blow
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Lather
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
rinse
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
repeat
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 27, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
rays still up by one in the top of the 5th
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
you're ahead of gary
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
What are you drinking?
Responsibly.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW. REYNOLDS!!!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Picky, picky.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet play
Very heads up.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
pull him buck
now.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
What zk wants, zk gets.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
He's looking alright.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, that was pretty much an intentional walk
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Over on OTM, they're already talking about who should get the ax next year.
Jeez, guys, you aren’t out of the running YET.
SIDDOWN ELI
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
KAKES OWNS YOU!!!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
OMG
Nicky “Web Gem” Markakis!
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
Good thing he didn't have a few extra pounds of muscle weighing him down on that play.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for hilarity
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
See, I told you there was a reason!
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
hopefully they pull and 'Oriole'
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hehe
Who did this one?
CamdenChat Camden Chat
Woah what a catch Nick Markakis! Gary Thorne, “Put that one on your VCR and save it!”
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
That was hilarious
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you watch BB yet? Oh man...
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Shorter Buck:
John Hart will be the new GM
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
or:
I told Andy to have his shit packed and moved out by midnight tomorrow.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
And they have em loaded with no outs!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Markakis's play
was the best catch I’ve seen all year. Looking at the replay, I have no fucking clue how he kept it in the glove.
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
Better than AJ's into the wall?
Pretty damn close, I’d say.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
With the stakes considered, Nicky's is way better.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Longo grabbed a sharp bouncer at the bag at third, bobbled, tagged the base and went around the horn. Unreal.
Some random twitterer
“Russell Martin, who hates the Red Sox, just hit into a triple play, hurting the Red Sox, whom he hates”
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Martin pulled a BRob and slid headfirst into first …. in a naked attempt to disguise his hate for the Red Sox.
yeah
that’s a pretty stupid thing to say, even for a Red Sox fan
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
by fishoutawata on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Way to strand 'em, fellas.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
I'm deleting this game off my VCR immediately.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's game
I guess PHN are going to the playoffs after all.
he's no pedro strop! - j.q. higgins
TB with runners on the corners.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what happens when you have to rely on the Orioles for help
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
EPIC Twitter fight between Steve Melewski & Jen Royle unfolding
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on Sep 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
NM... that didn't work
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
On twitter, search for MASNSteve or Jen_Royle
And the conversation will be there. On my phone, so I can’t do much to help.
@Jen_Royle Never a homer, always a fan and always willing to admit it. Try it sometime.
web • 9/27/11 8:13 PM
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
FTFY
On myphonetelegraph machine, so I can’t do much to help
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
She said she was at Camden with a friend and that Boston fans outnumbers Os fans
Then he shot back ‘One more Sox fan no that you’re here".
Then they went back and forth about objectivity with her being her usual douchey self. Nothing to write home about.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
eh
Melewski and Royle get along pretty well from what I’ve seen. I’m guessing it’s all in fun.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
doesn't look like it
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I read it
It depends on their relationship but as I’ve said, I’ve always observed them to be very friendly with each other, and Melewski isn’t the type to snipe like that in a public venue. He could have hit his limit, I guess, but I doubt it.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
just sayin'
to a casual twitter observer, i don’t think it looks friendly
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
although I'm looking at Royle's feed now
I just looked at her replied via Melewski’s page before, and she seems pretty pissed. Commenting to other people what a jerk he is.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Maybe she'll sue him.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
she's also re-tweeting all his remarks
which is a sign to me that she wants her legions of fans to see them and take exception
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I can't believe I'm going to say this
but I think Royle actually has the better of this argument.
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i gotta disagree
she’s maintaining no member of the media is ever a fan. that’s ludicrous.
she’s also maintaining she doesn’t care who wins. that’s also ludicrous. particularly given how much she clearly hates Baltimore.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
my speculation!
And this is all flavored by the fact that I like Steve Melewski, both as a writer and a person. I speculate he made the initial “one more now that you’re here” comment as a joke and it didn’t go over as he intended.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I love the way she is so out there that she actually views herself as a beacon of journalistic integrity.
Hilarious.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't disagree with that
but I think for Melewski to call her out was just… aggressive and weird
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I have change my mind to take your stance
When I was just reading what he said to her and her replies (although I didn’t see the last one until now) it seemed kinda iffy regarding intent, but now that I’ve seen it all it’s very strange.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Or he's tired of her shit and figures she's outta here anyway after this season so he can give her the business.
LOL, she’s talking about “unwritten media member” rules.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
JONESY!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Holy shit Andy Rooney is retiring from 60 Minutes after Sunday’s telecast. The shit you learn on Twitter.
I'll have to record that
on my Betamax
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
Hahahaha..... another streaker.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Jen Royle chasing Melewski around the outfield?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
its either a drunk teenager
or Matt Angle broke into the liquor cabinet
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
by Andrew_G on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Why would you have an underwear ad in Times Square"?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Shut up Jim and Gary
I actually enjoy streakers!
If you’re willing to get arrested making a jackass out of yourself, I’m willing to waste a couple minutes enjoying it.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
people are telling jon bois
that its the same guy who ran onto the field last night
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
Can we win this by forfeit?
I mean, if the Orioles can’t provide a secure playing field, shouldn’t they have to forfeit?
UNSAFE PLAYING CONDITIONS!
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
Did they really play "Zombie" on the PA system for the meeting at the mound?
no, not Olney. But I hear good things.
you know who's been really, really, really, really terrible lately?
Daniel Bard. I’m just sayin’.
a premature balding douche.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Earlier in the game he started for first, as if he’d walked, despite the fact the Zach owned him on a curveball.
by thewaywardO on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
No wonder we're putting togehter a rally.
We’ve got Rays fans cheering for us as they watch on their jumbotron.
That throw to the plate seemed unwise.
You probably weren’t going to get Davis, and if the ball got by (as it almost did) Reimold could have come around to score.
I will point out
that I tried to emphasize how terrible Daniel Bard is right now
But have you been saying it all year?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
we need a rain delay
and for the saux to start running off the field w/ only 2 outs
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf serious?
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Sep 27, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
whole lotta warning track power in that sentence…
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
and Papelbon threw 92,000 pitches
just ~45 hours ago
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck kevin gregg
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
I dare say he focused
easy
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow i knew you folks did not like the red sox
But i did not think you hated them , anyway if and when the season end’s i will miss reading the bird dropping’s i have to say i read them with my coffee every morning and like them , what ever happen’s this season i wish you all luck next year and look forword to playing you all again .
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 27, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
TB is #1 in our hearts.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WW you do know how to hurt a guy i will give ya that
but i meant it i like you folks and hope for more good baseball next year
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 27, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you can stop by in the off season if you like
we’ll be around :)
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
EVERY DAMN DAY!
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you stacey
And the rest of you all
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 27, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you're totally cool with me.
If only you could rub off on 99% of the douchebags at Fenway I wouldn’t hate them so much. But alas…
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
more than you will ever know.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I, personally,
don’t particularly hate the Red Sox per se. I hate their fans for the most part (excepting you, of course. You’re cool). I hate the Yankers as a team.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Like that effing troll could steal off of the SHJ w/o interference from the Big Roidy!
HA! Laughable, man!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
I guess, on the topic of hating the Red Sox, what I hate most about them are how Ortiz and Pedroia cry and whine when things go against them EVERY TIME without fail.
by thewaywardO on Sep 27, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I particularly like how Pedroia started jawing balls and strikes yesterday
after he struck out swinging
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, mos def.
But, I mean, as an organization I don’t harbor any particular ill will for the Sux; like I do for the Yankers. And the reciprocal is true for the respective fan bases. The Yanker fans have the hardware to talk shit all they want. Gotta deal with it to an extent. Sux fans are just plain insufferable.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
on catcher's interference
shouldn’t that be an out?
So let me ask you
If we are LUCKY enough to get in , who would you have on the hill for the one game playoff ?
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
trade them Brian Matusz.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he'd almost certainly get through waivers right about now
sigh
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think he would.
I bet several teams would be willing to take a chance on him, hoping he puts this season behind him.
I was being facetious
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously
there isn’t a team in baseball that wouldn’t take that chance
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
For real ?
Because i am no lackey fan , but i feel he has something to prove
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 27, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
the curse is still alive?
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The full-bodied version?
or just the cyrogenically frozen head?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Luis Tiant
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Oil Can Boyd
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
by Zeke McGeek on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
....
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, that kid was awesome.
That LETS GO Os chant was legit.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
no matter how this turns out
this is one hell of an AB by Markakis here
Hardy has to be tired
and yes a great at bat
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 27, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
We might need Vlad’s stick in extras! Dumb!
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
O yeah
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Angle needs to steal 2nd immediately
Lavarnway’s defense is legendarily sub-Mickey Tettleton-in-his-40s
oh man, the Red Sox are this freakin’ close to being a trivia question.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
Nah, they beat him by half a step
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Wieters is slower than fuck.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
I seriously am not even sure Matty would beat Vlad in a footrace.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
the reciprocal of that particle that is supposedly faster than the speed of light?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
6’5" catcher. I can live with him being slow.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
He's REALLY slow though... even for a 6'5' catcher.
It’s like he’s running in steel-toed boots or something.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
who says he isn’t? he’s just leveling the playing field.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
JArrieta34 Jake Arrieta
Walk em off Jonesy
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
I thought it looked dead down the middle until the replay.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
no kidding
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
by Zeke McGeek on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously... surprisingly this has been great drama.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
The problem is...
The games are exciting, but even when we win, we get nothing. Tampa Bay gets the payoff. That’s O’s baseball in a nutshell right there.
by Tezcatlipoca on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s enough for me.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's plenty at this point.
We’ve known since June we didn’t have shit coming to us.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
let me rephrase that.
Tampa Bay gets the payoff
Boston misses the playoffs
THAT is enough for me.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take what I can get
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
we've been out of it pretty much all year
but I’m being entertained. that’s as much as I can ask for right now.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I keep hearing someone knocking at my door but its on the MASN broadcast
Any of you guys getting that stomping periodically?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Over and over again huh?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
it was a whole lot of birds ok?
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
A flock of geese
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
8-7????
When the hell dud that happen???
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
by duck on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
seriously
and Papelbon had to throw 28 pitches; he’s out for tomorrow
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
To continue being tied.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Lester’s been garbage lately. we might pull this one out yet. no Aceves or Papelbon so if we knock him around early they’re in deep shit.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
the saucy one.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Great game folks
Good night
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Just a bridge too far on that one.
Maybe tomorrow. Wait, they’re pitching Lester? Fuck.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
we need Lackey on three days rest.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He gave up six runs on Saturday
and yeah, I know it was against the Yankees. But he’s been as bad as the rest of them recently.
no, not Olney. But I hear good things.
by joe from onley on Sep 27, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction: Eight runs
no, not Olney. But I hear good things.
by joe from onley on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Dempsey, LMAO
“The Os are making a mark that they’re a team that EVERYONE is going to be afraid of going into next season”.
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Uncle Rick got into Gary's liquor cabinet
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
stop me if you’ve heard this before, but if they play like this next year they might make some noise
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a 0% chance I get snookered into thinking the Orioles will be good again next year.
They’ve fooled me the past two seasons. As EME would say “I won’t be made an April Fool again”.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna need to see some regular season starting pitching success by the young guys until I get my hopes up.
And I don’t just mean “hold a 4.40 ERA and not completely fucking blow like every one of your team peers” success.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, they aren't roping me in next season no matter what.
I got completely bamboozled this year.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I got sucked in by the 4-0 start even though I didn't wanna.
Like everything I wrote in that Vlad article still applied, I just didn’t take my own advice.
Next year it’s gonna take two months and starting pitching being good for me to get bamboozled. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.
But watch me when Opening Day rolls around…
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here
I just can’t wait to be tossing down jaegerbombs at Pickles in my Prince Fielder threads.
Hahaha… I’m kidding. We ain’t getting him.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
hahah yeah ok
On March 15th you’re gonna be all, “this could be the year!”
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I think I'll at least make it to March 30th.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
It's always next year here
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He's just hoping that when Buck becomes GM he'll be hired as manager.
Together, they’ll save Birdland!
Geez.
Even in a loss this team fights tooth and nails. It’s been really fun watching them the last three weeks.
We’ve been beating some pretty good teams starting pretty good pitchers of late. I wouldn’t take Lester over us for granted tomorrow.
Looking at the September schedule back in August
I was certain this was a 100+ loss team
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I was kinda pumped they’d reach 70 wins. something about that seems safe.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If we win tomorrow and get 69 wins, we'll have improved by three wins.
If we improve by three wins per year we’ll reach the playoffs some time around 2020. :p
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
SO YOU’RE SAYING THERE’S A CHANCE???
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Also.... 69
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
this
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
If Wieters beats out that play, we're probably still playing right now.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
reaaaaaaaaal big “if” ya got there.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
by danielreese05 on Sep 27, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
if Wieters beats out that play
O’s have won by now
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 27, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Future Os 1B Prince Fielder with 3 dongs tonight!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
i wish anus face would have a blown save.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Hahahahaahhaha Buck
“Boston, so ughhh…. confident, and uhhhh… whatever it is they are. I don’t want to get into it”.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Come on man
did you REALLY expect Buck to give you his MVO?
no, not Olney. But I hear good things.
by joe from onley on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
CMON MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick gets the #2 Web Gem of the night
Only bested by the triple play started by Longoria.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Pshhhhhhht, it wasn't even unassisted.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking love you guys
This is really getting awesome.
by BrokeBearMountain on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Haha, this exchange had me cracking up.
Just the first three lines.
http://www.draysbay.com/2011/9/27/2451203/gdt-for-9-26-11-mom-were-gonna-storm-the-castle#78647643
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
This week really solidified the Rays as our AL East sister team.
And I kind of like it.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 27, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
One time is praised for having arguably the smartest front office in baseball.
The other team is rumored to be considering Buck Showalter as GM. Oh, I get it, we’re the ugly sister!
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