Game 162: Red Sox (90-71) @ Orioles (68-91), 7:05pm
Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles, Sep 28, 2011 7:05 PM EDT
My dear Camden Chatters. My dear (here there is a long, rambling list of every Camden Chatter - yes, even you). Also my good lurkers that I welcome back at last to Camden Chat. Today is the one hundred sixty-second game of the season. It is one hundred sixty-two today! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves as much as I am.
I shall not keep you long. I have called you all together for a purpose. Indeed, for three purposes! First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that one hundred sixty-two games is too short a time to blog among such excellent and admirable Orioles fans. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Secondly, to celebrate my final game thread of the year. I should say, OUR final game thread of the year, for it is, of course, also the last Orioles game for you as well.
It is also, if I should be allowed to refer to ancient history, one year and two months anniversary since the arrival of Buck Showalter as manager - though the fact that would be so significant slipped my mind at the time. We were 32-73 then, and individual game threads did not seem so important. The game thread was very splendid, however, though I had a bad cold at the time, I remember, and could only say 'thag you very buch'. I now repeat it more correctly: Thank you very much for coming to my little game thread.
Thirdly and finally, I wish to make an announcement. I regret to announce that - though, as I said, one hundred sixty-two games is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. Good-bye!
I'm not really going anywhere though. I can just never pass up a chance to nerd this blog up, and so there you go. Did you know I could set up a game thread for next year's Opening Day right now if I wanted? That would be a little weird.
Tonight's the end of the line of the 2011 season for the Orioles. This always makes me sad, even when the team sucks. I love baseball. I love its nightly comfort. I like the Ravens but football season can never compare to this.
You already know what the stakes are tonight. This is it. This is for all the marbles. If Boston loses and Tampa wins, then the Red Sox are out of the playoffs. If Boston beats the Orioles and Tampa loses, then Boston is in the playoffs. If the teams have the same result there will be a one-game playoff tomorrow, I believe in Tampa due to the Red Sox having gone 6-12 in the head-to-head matchup.
Jon Lester starts for the Red Sox. Andrew wants you to know that the Red Sox have only lost once against the Orioles when Lester started, and that was the game where Jay Payton hit a grand slam off of Hideki Okajima. Lester is starting on three days rest and he has been bad in his last three starts, but he always dominates the Orioles. This is a law of the universe.
For the O's, Alfredo Simon. The Rays better take care of business because they should not count on any help from up here.
One thing I think we have seen over the last two games - and the last two weeks, really - is that the Orioles are fighting. You could see it in that 9th inning last night where even Adam Jones worked a long at-bat on Jonathan Papelbon. You could see it in Nick Markakis' incredible diving catch and you could see it two nights ago in Robert Andino wheeling his way around the bases for an inside-the-park home run. They are being the best baseball players they can be right now and I think they want to stick it to the Red Sox.
You can argue for many Orioles that their best is not good enough to be in the major leagues, or at least not on a contender, and that is fair. You can talk about skipped development or ruined development or other things that have players doing the wrong things and believing they are doing the right things. You can talk about year-long stupidity like burying Nolan Reimold and batting Vladimir Guerrero cleanup. This team has lost 91 games and may lose a 92nd tonight and that doesn't happen by accident.
They are a bad team, but dammit, they're my bad team. Tonight they might lose 12-0 or they might lose 8-6 or they might lose 2-1, or they might even win, but you can be sure they will fight to the end. Can we ask any more than that? For next year and into the future, yes, certainly. But for tonight, the final game of a lost, worthless season, with nothing on the line for our guys but pride, no, we cannot ask any more than that.
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Hi, Camden Chat, it's been a while.
Fuck the Red Sox. Fuck them in their stupid asses.
Fuck the umpires, too. Just getting that out of the way early.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Press box is packed.
Assigned seats for everyone! They even have one for me, but I got a folding chair instead of a regular wheely one. I’ll take it!
Also, I saw Mr. Andino in the lobby. It made me happy.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Are there any interesting national types there?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one I've seen so far is Tim Kurkjian
You know he wouldn’t miss this.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
is Jen Royle there?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
i'm well aware
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Oh I didn't know if you knew
They only recently took her off of covering the O’s for 105.7 and moved her full time to Ravens.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
hmmm
i thought that happened quite some time ago. like around the time of the stupid lawsuit
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I started reading the fellowship on monday!
I’m 80% through according to my kindle, and I hope to finish it tonight. I had never read them before (though I had read the hobbit).
I'm jealous of you
wonderful books. They and Catch-22 are what got me into reading, and for that I am eternally grateful, even if along the way I happened to have read some really horrible, shit-covered filth like The Da Vinci Code.
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
LET'S FUCKING GO O'S!!!!!!!!!!
Crushing playoff hopes, one game at a time.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
So I'm having a dinner party tomorrow for my friend who is moving to Boston next week
Is it awful that I kind of feel like canceling it if there are two one-game playoffs on TV?
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
That's it. Sell watching the game to your friend.
They need to start getting the full Boston experience and watching the Sux is part of that. Two birds, one stone.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
The Sauceman
has a 1.46 WHIP on the year, and a 2:1 K to BB rate.
Not exactly horrible, just not reliable either.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
ESPN has
Aaron Fucking Boone on their broadcast team for this game. Bad omen for the Sox.
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
I want to HEAR the collective psychotic breakdown laughter from Boston after tonight

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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
and if the Red Sox get to celebrate tonight, you can always just go poop in their kitchen, right?
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
No, I can Gus Fring em all
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
SHUT UP
I swear to God any Breaking Bad talk in this gamethread before I get to go home and watch it and you’re all banned!
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING IT AFTER WORK!!!!!!!!!
My bad. What’s the statute of limitations on a show like that? It’s been 3 days now!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
On this blog, it's until I watch it
I’m at the game right now, I only stopped at home to pick up my laptop.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Hehe, fair enough Bowser.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Love it. Give em hell, boys.
Go O’s, go Rays!
by BrokeBearMountain on Sep 28, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
1 down!
26 to go!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
psyched about ESPN!
can use MLB.tv to track the rays
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
although espn is behind my computer. hmmmm
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
WW had some movement this morning
ewwwwww
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first time anyway.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU BLUE
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
RING HIM UP, Blue! Christ!
What the fuck game are you watching?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions
Simon's control looks...poor
that pitch blue missed on, could have easily been because wieters had to reach across the plate for it.
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
you crazy
he didn’t have to move at all. that pitch was a perfect sinking curve, dead red center of the plate.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
with me or andrew?
I just watched it again. it crossed dead center and then tailed in towards Ortiz’ feet. weets had to move the glove for the tail in. and in a couple of the other pitches (including the balls), simon hit the target dead on
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I'll defer
I am trying to do seven things at once here. Must have mis-seen the pitch.
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
well, in your defense
wiets had to move the glove. but the pitch was gorgeous.
and i’m kinda amped here, too
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
It's not my bag man!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
This sort of thing IS MY BAG baby.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
nice start...
psyched to be watching this last game of the year
MVP!!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
FUCK YOU BLUE
NOT A STRIKE
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Oh, sure, now you're ringing guys up on the close pitches.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
Ortiz's gut blocked the view
Nick has no such advantage
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
by Zeke McGeek on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's a rec.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
"Hirshbeck is a pitchers' umpire"
Unless that pitcher is Alfredo simon
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
This inning is solid proof that the directive from the Commissioner is out: Sox in playoffs at all costs.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is all awesome... I'm loving tracking all 4 games.
It ALMOST feels like we are in some sort of fake playoffs. At least that’s what I’m telling myself.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
Nah, I LOVE watching playoff baseball.
It’s been so long since the Os were involved I really don’t know what I’m missing at this point.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll have to start rooting for my second-favorite team
Whoever the Yankees are playing against.
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
Thorne
“Right back to CY-MON, and SIMON makes the throw”. He pronounced it two different ways in 9 words.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
the meaning of this comment is lost
if you don’t spell it phoenetically the second time as well
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
*phonetically
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Oh shut up.
I didn’t really know how else to spell it the second time.
Snob.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
No, the right way.
First time it was SIMON says, second time it was the right way.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
you're making it sound
like he said “SY-muhn” both times.
which time did he not say that?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Arghhhhh....
It was SY-muhn, then Seh-MOAN
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I shouldn't have said anything
I’ve been drinking too much for this exercise.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Grazie.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
ok, never mind, i just saw it below
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
this is my point
i was wondering this exact thing
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I was confused at first
until I said the first version in my head with a Jamaican accent.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Jamaica's got a bobsled team!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm all for bringing Andino back, so long as...
he continues to do movie reviews while high. He was high when doing those, right?
‘Contrairiwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might
be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s
logic.’ — Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll
by TerroristFistJab on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
ONE FOR THE MONEY, TWO FOR THE SHOW
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he doesn't know
how the Phoenicians would have spelled it
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
zing!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Just delete it all
Before I hurt myself. LOL
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
just call him weak sauce. no confusions there.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Boy, you'd think from the tongue bath Simon is getting
he was a Cy Young candidate
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
Next year, baby!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
They give out Cy Youngs in the clink?
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
k-law basically see-moan sucked and that the red sox have no excuses if they don't fuck his shit up .
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
why doesn't matt wieters work out more?
look at his noodle arms.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
AJ
leggin’ it out!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Nice try on the takeout slide from AJ there.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
Get real "major league doubleplay".
He had so much time.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
trust your stuff, sauce
don’t walk aviles
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
idiot
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I guess he didn't hear you.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Trust the fungus, Alfredo!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Thorne said earlier it's all hands on deck if necessary.
I mean, maybe not Britton or something.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm sure britton would be happy to go a batter or two
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
contrast in fans
the polite nerdy rays fan in the stands, and his douchebag, reverse-cap wearing sox fan friend getting his shit up in the camera
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
pecked to death by ducks
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
ducks with pink bills, no less.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
keep the ball down weak sauce
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
now THAT was a major leage double play!
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Big GIDPi!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
trying to picture the end of this game....
“and that’s how it ends! Orioles win by a score of 5-3!
We now take you to the press room, where we understand Andy MacPhail has an announcement to make…."
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
You're imagining an Orioles win? Been smoking the good stuff?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
california baby
sinse….
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Grand Slam Yankees.... 5-0
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
fuuuuuuck
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Damn you, Rays!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
They are screwed.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
with betances on the mound, they might still have a chance.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
yeah
23 pitches first inning
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Hahaha.... David Price was 19-6 this year donkey.
He was 12-13
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
Jim just said Price was 19-6 this year.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Have to say...
It’s nice of the Orioles to play their A-lineup all the way to the end. Not sure if they’d be doing this if these games weren’t as important.
Also nice of the Yankees to do so, especially given that they actually have a postseason to prepare for.
you know the yanks aren't right?
they are playing scrubs
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
correction
SOME scrubs
namely, the pitcher
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and a little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
In a movie, Robert Andino would hit a home run right now.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
EXTENDED!
FUCKING SUCK IT PINK HATS
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
GET THE FUCK OUT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
Literally just yelled this verbatim.
Fuck you Jon Lester
I told you about that guy Hardy
I said, “He’s gonna be alright, that guy Hardy”
Tommy hunter still sucks!
I'm sure Tropicana would be going nuts if people actually went to the games.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
ah jj, you left so much money on the table by staying.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
i'm sure your boyfriend will be happy to hear that.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
masnSteve Steve Melewski
MLB homer leaders since June 1: Mark Reynolds (30), Dan Uggla (29), Albert Pujols (28) and JJ Hardy (28). #orioles
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
Come on, Weak Sauce. Nut up. Be Peanut Sauce for the rest of the night.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
What is this? Call your own balk, like Varitek gets to call his own HBP?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
he didnt move?
a balk for standing still?
can we play under protest? this Ump is a fucking moron.
Tommy hunter still sucks!
He didn't.
Remember, the directive is in from the Commissioner.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't see it at all.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
And ironically, Andy Pettitte's balks were only called "the greatest pickoff move of all time!"
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Total horseshit.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT RUN ON MATT WIETERS
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
I refrained from angrily commenting to get a look at the balk.
I still don’t see it. And don’t run on Matt Wieters.
ha ha way to take the bat out of his hands
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
What is the mix of fans at the stadium, Stacey?
Red Sox / O’s
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
I'd say O's fans have the edge
but not by much. It’s surprising, but good. There is a lot of orange in the stands.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Glad to hear it
I hope we end their season tonight.
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You can tell it's about even just by the cheers.
Os fans were able to really boo out the first “LETS GO SOX” shit.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
From the ESPN cameras
It’s 120% Red Sox fans, -20% O’s fans.
Right after I post this
The first shot back after a commercial is a group of 8 Red Sox fans with signs.
there are certainly a lot of them
and they’re clumped together on the third base side. But it’s a very mixed crowd.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Sounds like it
Good Let’s go O’s cheer last inning. But ESPN knows their audience.
Fuck you, Aviles.
Don’t run on Wieters.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
way to keep the pressure on, O's
Is Lester on a pitch count because of the three days rest?
Ok, im here
HOW WE DOING?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Swell.
An imaginary fucking balk. And Chris Davis sucks.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I know right?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We're showing up, at least
Burden is on us to win since David Price shat the bed.
haha
Pedroia looked like an idiot on that swing
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
Pretty sure that's just his normal look.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
True
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck that guy
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck, did it have to be that clown?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Do you get thrown out of a game if you throw the ball back?
Becuase I would totally throw that one back
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
Hello all!
Just wanted to check back in since it has been a long while, I haven’t posted in a while, especially since marriage and the move out West, but I do my best to keep up, love the blog still, ready for next season’s false hope in February… also screw that douche that just hit the homer, GO O’s!!!!
When they look up from the gutter where their dreams have gone to die they will see only orange and black. -EME
This is the end,
my only friend the end
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
twss
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
At what point
Should the O’s concede the loss and just go for an all out beanball war?
The umpires obviously want a Yanks/Sox playoffs, that's what.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Bud says!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't see it either
But the run scores on the next single anyways
Eh
I’m willing to concede that. It was probably even more likely for that ball to go through the left side if the 3B was holding the runner.
I doesn’t excuse a bad call, but since I don’t really understand the balk call, I can’t say how bad a call it was.
You certainly shouldn't to the point that it impacts your range.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
But a bigger point
is that you probably pitch him differently with the runner on third.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
When I last played 3B
15 years ago, I’d stayed close enough to keep him honest.
Try not to do anything dumb this offseason, 'Fredo.
See you in February.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
If you don't refridgerate lemonade does it go bad?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Can't imagine it does since its just lemon juice, sugar, and water.
But who wants warm lemonade?
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Who wants to put it in a public fridge where other people can get to it?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
ah...very good point.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
don't want WW pooping near my drinks
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
um yeah
i accidentally left out a lemon for a few weeks that i discovered this morning. it looked like green mush.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Well, it's only been like 5 days now.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Troy you fucking drunk.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
Uhm
Whose the dude making the animal noises?
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
laffey is pitching for the yanks, no excuses for the rays
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
Jim Palmer fucking loves having an award named after him.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
hahaha
+1
“amazing thing about Jim Palmer, is he just knows how to get guys out at the Major League level.”
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, I'm so hyped right now...
I want this so damn bad.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Second deck of M&T
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
.5 DONG!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
Chris Davis sucks
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
PRODUCTIVE OUT!!!
Chrid Savis sucks
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
TB sucks
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
it's fucking time again?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a lot of fucking going on here.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
and slightly more sucking
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
no way did he go, good eye
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
yeah fuck off for even asking on that one
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Terrible hit
Terrible baserunning
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
They must have had him going on contact.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Why the fuck do we have him going on that???
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
cuse we're fucking morons
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Damnit, Mark
Drop your shoulder right into his face. Make him earn it.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Well that sucks.
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good grief, he wasn't even close.
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
They are trying, for sure. They just suck.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
It would help, but the Orioles aren't helping themselves.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the O's would still be losing, but come on.
Calling a balk on a pitcher standing still has to get some scrutiny from the media after the game.
Not when the Red Sox benefit!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Well Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
I'm hoping this isn't typical 2011 O's baseball
because it sure feels like ballgame to me after that.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Well, we tried...
can I leave early?
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
this shit aint over yet
fuck the red sox
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice job by Patton
I fully expected a meltdown there.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
My vegetarian gf made this delicious dish
It’s a pear and onion tart. Sweet and savory. Delicious on pulled pork.
Ewwwwww... dirty.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea....it was probably in the kitchen you crapped in.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
ooooo
i love patience
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Did JJ actually take a walk?
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I started following Hiedi

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The only fucking reason to like New England sports.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's def. a fucking reason.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the idea.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Works for me.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
That's cool dude.
Less competition.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
preeeeeeeeety damn good
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm playing catchup
kind of surprised to see Simon only gave up 3 runs. The Red Sox’s lineup is just not themselves, huh?
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
hahaha fuck you lester you bitch those aren't strikes stop staring
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
So next batter takes a few pitchs right?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Nah....he'll probably mow down every O he sees just to fuck with us.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Vlad, if you homer right now I take back every bit of shit I've talked about you all season.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
If he does...
All is forgiven
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't been this damn anxious all season...
I seriously feel like WE’RE in the playoffs and I full realize how pathetic that is.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
That's exactly how I feel
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
by NewYorkOriole on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
for god sakes
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
motherfucker
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
What a shocker. Thanks, Vladdy.
Don’t let the door hit that huge ass on your way out.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
Do it now before this damn storm comes in
can’t stay up for a rain delay
"Lord help my poor soul" Edgar Allen Poe's last words
There it would've mattered having Vlad NOT in the 4 hole.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck Vlad.
Nice play, though.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
oh please,
it wasn’t that great, he took all day with vlad running, JJ has done that thousands of times this year
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
I wish one just ONCE
the home town announcers would sound like they were at least in FAVOR of an Orioles victory
this
They sound like they want to sleep with Marco Scutaro
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It seems like whenever there's any sort of half way decent play made by the opposition
It’s all MAGNIFICENT and UNBELIEVABLE!
Agreed,
But that play hurt.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I, for one, will not miss the rotting corpse of Vlad attempting to run the bases
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Fuck.
We should have traded that fat worthless fuck when all of the scouts were scouting him.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Or maybe never signed him.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That too.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd still hate him.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much
but hey! he probably only gets one more AB in black and orange!
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
I'll take the clubhouse cancer.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He can take that DR hit record and shove it up his old fat ass.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
See, this is how normal batters hit.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
ATL is up on Philly right now.
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dont swing at that
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
what else is new.
MVO right there.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
piss shit fuck
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
There's our Most Valuable Oriole
And that was the most Adam Jones strikeout.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think so.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Completely annoyed.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
He toyed with us and worked the count and still struck out anyway
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
He only swung at 2 balls that AB! Baby steps.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Aargh
A perfect capstone to the season.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
oh well
GO NATIONAL LEAGUE!!!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
good point
I can root for DET.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Bud Selig just called in and said the second a drop touches that field call the game.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
In all honesty
would you all rather the Yankees win the world series and the Red Sox miss the playoffs, or the Red Sox make the playoffs, eliminate the Yankees and then win the world series. No 3rd option. I guess I’m asking…which is the lesser of 2 evils?
I’d rather see anyone but the Yankees win, and if that means it HAS to be the Red Sox, I’d have to take it.
Red Sox win, no contest
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather the Yankees win than the Red Sox
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate them, don't get me wrong.
But in my lifetime Boston has given me much more pain.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
banned
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it wrong...
… to root for the stadium to collapse during the Sox-Yankees series?
by Tezcatlipoca on Sep 28, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Red Sox fans more.
If they win the World Series they’ll forget that they went back to being miserable fucks and act like entitled assholes again. I like them being miserable fucks.
Yeah, I'm more with this....
It would in essence solidify TWO asshole teams.
I want Boston to go back to their hole.
Yanks won’t act ANY different when they win their 29th, 30th, 31st, 32nd ring.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I want the Yankees countdown clock to start up again though.
It was nice when they didn’t win for almost a decade.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
it's not about the fans to me
the Yankees represent everything that is wrong with baseball in America, to me. I know they’re just playing to the rules, but their way of operating is making my sports life, and the sports life of many fans in many small markets, completely miserable.
red sox
no question. As soon as this game ends, I’m turning off the TV cause I can’t stand watching them celebrate. But, tomorrow morning I will start to "root " for them
it pains me to watch the playoffs when the Yankees play
even to tune in and root against them….because I can’t stand to watch them have success. ESPN is banned from my household for at least a week if they win it all
vomit
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
In this case
The Red Sox missing the playoffs would complete an epic collapse and be a joy to look back on for years to come. No joy comes out of scenario 2.
Yup me too.
Also with the Yankees it’s much easier to just talk shit about how they bought yet another title.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Would I rather be shot in face or stabbed in the back?
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno.
Maybe getting shot in the face gets it over quickly. When it comes time for me to kick the bucket, I don’t wanna die slow.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to explode or fall from a large building when I'm 140.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I am also in favor of exploding. Always been the way I wanted to go.
Don’t want to fall, though. Afraid of heights.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
A few ways that I do NOT wish to die:
Getting burned at the stake or falling into a wood chipper.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That too.
The wood chipper is my greatest fear though.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know man
On one hand there’s a serious moment of panic, but apparently right after that there’s a pretty awesome euphoria.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
But it's gonna be kinda cold right?
Unless you drown in the tropics.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to be smothered by Sofia Vergara
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought we were discussing ways that we DIDNT wanna go out.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That's gonna be odd for her though.
Maybe before I blow up, I would like to do that. During might be akward.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh...she can handle it.
I’m fine exploding mid-coitus.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I want her to go with me anyway. All “Notebook” like and shit.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I never saw that movie.
But yea….that way I’ll be the last person to have ever had sex with Scarlett Johannson.
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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I would assume once the panic is gone you're only feeling good things.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Come on... it can't be like in OLD SCHOOL
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully dying in an explosion I cause that killed a lot of bad people and saved a lot of good ones.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no such aspirations. I just want a stick of dynamite tied to my head.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
heh

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by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to cryogenically freeze my head
only to have it put on a cyborg body in 500 years and be the shortstop for the O’s next championship
You're going to be thawed out way too soon.
Mother, did it need to be so high.
by salvotion on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i dont get how he's pulling pitchers late
with the bullpen so chock full
Jim: Why?
Gary: I don't know why.
This.
Everybody outside of Zach Britton is available tonight.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If I had a quarter for everytime I heard that one...
I’d need to borrow 50 cents to make a call.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Papi!
Plays like that are when it’s hard to not cheer in the press box.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
fatty
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Those were the slowest IBB pitches I've ever seen. Probably in the 60s.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
The votes all probably came from dsciswe
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, Vlad didn't win.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I know Eyre has been good recently
but did he really jump into our high leverage guy role???
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
The STROP has been untouchable.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Strop in the 8th, JJ in the 9th
Gregg in the never
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
done!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so anxious
even though I don’t really see anyway this ends well.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Dude, I'm almost jittery.
Even though the a-holes at DRAYBAY (or at least a few of them) are saying FUCK THE Os and stuff. I was like “bitch, we beat Boston 4 outta 6 last week and you guys didn’t do dick to help yourselves”.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, fuck those guys.
The O’s went above and beyond the call of a shitty team just to give the Rays a chance. If they couldn’t take advantage of it, that ain’t on us. Fuck ’em.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe I even took the time to go back and forth with em a couple times.
I was over there just like “Don’t worry fellas… we got this shit. Just take care of business tomorrow”.
Then they started breaking out the “FUCK THE Os!” stuff and I was like you HAVE to be KIDDING ME!!! We just went to Boston and took 3 out of 4 and you lost EVERY fucking game!
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, fuck those assholes
Score a run off Arron fucking Laffey and shut the fuck up
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No fucking leg to stand on
The Red Sox gift them opportunity after opportunity and they keep swinging and missing
Pretty damn good effort from Troy Patton.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
no way
this is gonna be a long delay (unless it stops raining of course)
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
And you get to wait it out on a plastic folding chair.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
So, COD:BO for now
Give a heads up when the tarp’s off the field
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Am I to assume you just purchased the ICO/SoC collection for PS3?
I’ve never played either of those and am curious if I should give it a whirl?
‘Contrairiwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might
be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s
logic.’ — Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll
by TerroristFistJab on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I will go purchase this tomorrow...
And hopefully my child will take a six hour nap.
‘Contrairiwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might
be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s
logic.’ — Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll
by TerroristFistJab on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Still on the Apple 2e on the shore
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I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
All I know is
I never lost power and internet during the hurricane.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Resident Evil 1 here
I love Playstation Plus.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
Could that mean Aceves is done since he got all warmed up and all?
And they’ve been pitching him like a mule.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
I don't know if that works the same with relievers as starters.
Relievers warm up multiple times through a game all the time.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd probably prefer to face him again, no?
Bunch of games in a row seeing him?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
He's been about their only bright spot in that pen though.
I’ve always thought he had good stuff too. (not a professional assessment)
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah he seems real solid to me
but 3 nights in a row? Gotta break through against him eventually.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I'd rather get Albers or Bard
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And when I just said that
I realized how much sweeter this whole night could be if we shelled the fuck out of Bard and then Moore dominates Lackey tomorrow.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Not Bard, Albers...
damnit
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Bard not doing well this year? He's nasty.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
The other night
it seemed like he was throwing a shitload of cutters that looked mostly like shit.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I was going to go on a mini rant about the cutter
but decided against it. haha
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
He's been HORRIFIC for a month or more.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, we at least forced the Red Sox to use up Jon Lester today.
If the O’s don’t win this, the Sox’s next opponent ought to take advantage.
Lou is playing for the Cubs right now.
Him and his .273 OBP..
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Dealt with
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck it, I'm watching Survivor from earlier.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
I've got to get my lecture written for tomorrow
so I’m out. I haven’t been around as much as usual this year, but this place is still my preferred virtual living room. Thanks to Stacey et al. for another great year of Camden Chat (if not of Orioles baseball). Bring on the hot stove!
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Attention dirty boys
Heidi just walked past me in the press box. At least, I’m 98% sure it’s her.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
"I dare you to touch her boob."
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pics or it didn't happn
Who’s Heidi, by the way?
The smokin' hot young lady who does the on-field reporting for NESN.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
yummmy
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
yay!
Pics or GTFO.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
well she was with Varitek
so she doesn’t have good taste
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
by Zeke McGeek on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Was she really?
Fuck, man. You’ve totally ruined her. Although I could probably get over it.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I could get over that.
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, really
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
by Zeke McGeek on Sep 28, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither does Minka Kelly
but that wouldn’t cause me to hesitate in the least
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha same.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And its almost Caps season which means more....Julie Donaldson.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
it's pouring like mad
and there is crazy lightning. they made everyone go under cover because of the lightning threat.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
At least they didn't cut beer sales off yet.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Kimbrel is blowing the Braves chance at 163
Just walked the bases loaded in the ninth.
Can't believe this is happening. Is it on TV?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Actually, yeah, ESPN.
I just flipped over and didn’t pay attention to the channel name. Just went by what they wrote on Yahoo.
Well
They DID have a Mike Gonzalez.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe that their excellent back end of the bullpen has been struggling recently from bein overworked.
Braves fans have been hating on Fredi Gonzalez all year for putting Venters and Kimbrel out there too much.
Kimbrel's beens struggling by his usual standards
but his season-worst OPS against in September was still only .638
Looks like Venters is the one who's really been struggling recently.
He’s thrown 87 innings this year, a year after pitching 83.
yeah he and kimbrel are something special
I really think Kimbrel’s fastball looks different than every other fastball in the league.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I really wish we had two young talented relievers like them.
Instead of a constant shuffling of relievers signed to two-year deals.
JJ is .85 of a reliever like them.
Maybe Strop is .75?
No doubt about that.
And he gets no attention for it. He’s obviously pitched enough for people to notice.
He seems like he's been under contract for about 74 years
He has been our best pitcher for years, it’ll be a shame if he never gets his big pay day
Yes, that.
No shit to JJ but if if there was a Top Ten Young Relievers List, those two would be at the top. JJ would be close, but not over Kimbrel or Venters.
I’m a closet Braves fan, so forgive me, but its been fun watching them.
Shit,
thought he was 26. Time flies when youre losing i suppose.
Well they're different
JJ is a sinkerballer.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
off topic
but I think Bedard needs to switch to closer. He obviously can’t be a starter any more, and I think he could dominate in that role. Maybe we switch JJ to starter and re-sign Bedard to close.
Braves fans have been hating on Fredi Gonzalez all year for putting Venters and Kimbrel out there too much.
Maybe they’d be 4 or 5 games out if he didn’t, though.
I really doubt having both of them (or maybe just Venters) pitch 10 less innings this season would make that big of a difference.
They have some other relievers that have been decent.
Also, the Braves might have won a few (only a few, though) more games if Fredi Gonzalez didn’t like to do stupid shit like bunt. Oh, and just for fun.
Haha... Girardi is such a dick
Brought in A.J. Burnett to face one batter with a 7-0 lead in the 7th.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
That or he's just resigning himself to the fact that AJ Burnett sucks when he has to face more than one batter.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He's on his 9th pitcher I think
Nuts. I think he’s just torturing em.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rays or Burnett?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching the WeatherScan radar
and it looks like this delay is going to go on for awhile. A long line of strong storms are going to be going right over downtown.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Who the fuck is this guy the braves are bringing in????
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Kris Medlen?
A former Braves pitching prospect that was doing well last year before suffering a season ending injury. I don’t think he was a top flight prospect, but part of the boatload of prospects that gave the Braves their pitching depth.
ah good to know
I can’t believe they brought him in right there.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
They've already used their three best relievers.
I don’t know the status of their bullpen right now, so I won’t speculate, but I will say, if only they still had Scott Proctor.
It was a dark and stormy night
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Tim Kurkjian
Just reported on espn that he spoke to the umps and they are willing to wait quite some time to finish this game the right way.
That's good.
They really ought to finish this game. I’d hate for Tampa to get screwed cuz of a rain delay.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah they have to
it has playoff implications, they can’t just call it. If this was O’s-Royals I’d be on my way home.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Man Stacey, why aren't you talking to the umps? ;)
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw the replay on ESPN from centerfield angle
there was definitely a slight flinch from Simon. I’m not sure if it was balk-worthy though.
He came to the set position.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No ump ever answers questions like that.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow what fucking balls
bring in a guy with only one appearance with the entire season on the line??
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Yeah, but no outs.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Schwimer P, Schneider C
The subs have begun
by CoachOfEarl on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
7-1, bases loaded still no out.
Tying run in the hole.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Wow..... struck out on Ball 4
What an asshole.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Effing terrible
That would’ve changed shit so much right now.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
BWAHAHAHHAAHHAA!!!!
HE DID IT!!!!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
we're about to find out
"I may make you feel, but I can't make you think." Ian Anderson
by Zeke McGeek on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
We found out!!!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
LONGO DONG!!!!!
7-6!!!!!!!!!!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
I like how we both said the exact same thing
except you’re a bit more excited.
Tommy hunter still sucks!
GO AHEAD RUN AT THE PLATE!!!! OMG
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
TYING RUN ON SECOND!!!!! OMG
This is bonkers!!!!
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
I'm guessing Red Sox fans were pretty cocky before.
And I’m guessing they aren’t cocky now. Shit ain’t over, though. Get it done, Rays.
You know that's right!
When they look up from the gutter where their dreams have gone to die they will see only orange and black. -EME
I hope they're watching this in the locker room in insane agony.
What if he had dropped that shit on purpose and then just laughed.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He might have been my new favorite player ever.
Total Heel move, would be showing up on WWE Monday for sure.
When they look up from the gutter where their dreams have gone to die they will see only orange and black. -EME
THE UMPIRES WITH THE SAVE! THE UMPIRES HAVE JUST GIVEN THE GAME TO THE BOSTON RED SOX!
BAH GAWD THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
if by 'deathmatch' you mean
wrestle in jell-o
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 28, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to see the Yankees and Red Sox
in a retirement match…and it ends in a tie with both sides leaving
lol yanks are clearly throwing the game
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
That Jennings swing and miss is huge right now...
Would have been a tied game, crazy inning!!!
When they look up from the gutter where their dreams have gone to die they will see only orange and black. -EME
The scene in the Boston locker room must be apeshit right now.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
Not as apeshit as if the Yanks were down by a run rather than up by a run though
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I am.
I just want to see the always dramatic one-game playoff.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the best nights of baseball I can ever remember.
Am I alone?
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
There will never be another night like this.
If they put in the second wild card. This could never happen again.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Its 3:30 AM in the UK right now (where I am)
and I have no plans to sleep until the O’s game ends.
The grounds crew is on the field
Mopping up water on the warning track. The rain has lightened. Maybe we’re almost ready.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
Same thing the Yanks are.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
If you mean the rivalry.
I seriously doubt players care all that much about rivalries. I do think the Phillies care if they end up playing a long extra inning game 162 when they’ve got everything they need locked up.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to the YANKS!!!
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Yep.
Try logging back in.
"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come on, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool
by Fahrenheit 451 on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Just a tad.
They must be getting overloaded with all this action.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
we're getting a lot of comments
I’m gonna open an overflow before the game restarts.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
It's SBN I think
it won’t let me post (keep getting an error message) and the Ravens site is screwy too
No mo
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
holy shit, went to a meeting and tampa bay stormed back!
Kevin Gregg-"You obviously haven't acquired my taste for pitching yet"
They ain't getting it done?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Sam Fuld just got pinch hit for by Dan Johnson,
who has a .108 average.
Seriously, talk about wierd.
I will never question Maddon again, except on style. I mean a 50 yr old hipster? Come on.
OH SHIT
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH, RAYS.
Now let’s win this shit, and send this pink hatted assholes home to cry.
by getxstoked on Sep 28, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
UNREAL
I can’t even believe it!!!
Seriously yall, picture that Boston lockerroom!
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
I'm sure Papi is in the shower getting a needle jammed in his ass right this moment
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 28, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
whatcoo talking about?
O’s are gonna win
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What'd I say?
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
RAYS!
WOW!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Maddon did.
I mean seriously, how the fuck do you do that? Pinch hit a shit hitter for another less shitty hitter. Wild gamble or just a cold calculation?
haha, so clear the yankees are throwing this game
I mean Wade got 2 strikes on him and then was like oh shit, I have to give up a HR now.
I liked Robert Andino before it was cool to like Robert Andino.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 28, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Gotta be one of the biggest regular season HRs in history.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
2 outs, 2 strikes, bottom of the 9th.
Thats backyard kid fantasies right there.
Will work for Recs.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That came out weird.
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by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
overflow!
http://www.camdenchat.com/2011/9/28/2457024/overflow-red-sox-os
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.

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