Orioles 4, Red Sox 3 & Rays 8, Yankees 7
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MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Can't even do it with all the help in the world from the umpires!
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
This is the happiest I've been to be an Orioles fan in the decade I've followed the team
by Holymittens on Sep 29, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
What sets this apart is the sheer finality to the evening.
The O’s ride off into the night, and Boston’s playoff hopes get added to the Baltimore homicide total for the year.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
With that win the Orioles finish the season with an 8-10 record against the Red Sox
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
I was just telling my GF the same thing
this is a pretty good feeling. I wish it were us going to the postseason, but fuck it, I’ll take this for now.
Yeah. Total schadenfreude
I’ll fucking take it.
by Holymittens on Sep 29, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
THIS IS
BIRDLAND!
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
Rays fan here
Think Ima go buy a Robert Andino jersey.
by BaconBits on Sep 29, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there are BETTER breakfast in Moscow than one where you read about beating the PHN outta the playoffs — by beating up Papeldouche?!?
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.
CHOKING, THAT IS!
TOO FUCKING JAZZED TO SPELL RIGHT!
by Holymittens on Sep 29, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 29, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
L!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
My sorta-shriveled Oriole loving heart....
…just grew three sizes tonight.
by Chanumas on Sep 29, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
SOMETHING MAGIC FUCKING HAPPENS.
I can’t believe how good I feel about 69-93. September was my playoffs. This week was my World Series. This is just a good, good feeling right now.
There's a love affair! Between you and the team! You're the reason we win (when we win) and you know what the magic MEEEEEEANS!!!
I think I just memorized the calls made by Gary on the Nolan hit, the play at the plate,and the Dino hit.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
THAT'LL GO UP AND OVER
THE ORIOLES HAVE TIED THIS GAME UP!!!
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Your 2011 Baltimore Orioles
World Fucking Spoilers
by Philly O's on Sep 29, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
2 questions
1. Does this make up for a year of watching Kevin Gregg give us heartburn every time he pitched?
2. Do I remove my Orioles magnet from the back of my car tomorrow for fear of vandalism? (I live in Western Massachusetts)
At any rate, fantastic win. I can’t wait to go out tomorrow and watch everyone in this state walk around like they just got punched in the gut.
THERE IS NO KEVIN GREGG
I DON"T KNOW WHO YOU"RE TALKING ABOUT
but yeah take off the magnet for a bit. at least you’re not in the boston area.
Tommy hunter still sucks!
Listening to Terry Francona’s press conference live on the radio: every answer is “I don’t know. I don’t know.”
If they fire Francona
That would be the most hilarious knee-jerk overreaction of all time.
by Holymittens on Sep 29, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Their fans may be idiots
but their FO is not.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I fucking love how all the fans are still there.
And how long Buck sat in the dugout savoring the moment.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Holy shit.
It took a 7 run comeback and a 2 out double by Chris fucking Davis to keep the Rays alive.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm going outside to scream "Fuck boston" as loud as I can.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
Also, I just put on all my O's gear and plan on wearing at all Thursday as well
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
With any luck, I'll hear it over here
I mean hey, I can see Sarah Palin’s stoopid f#cking igloo…
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.
WHO SAY HE ISN'T A FAN
That’s exactly how I would have sounded.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Back when he announced for ESPN's broadcasts of the NHL,
a friend of mine gave him the nickname “Thornegasm”.
I just have one thought.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
by NSOsFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
hahahahaha that might be my profile picture
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
O yeah. Mos def.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 29, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Britt_Ghiroli Brittany Ghiroli
“End of season like this, [to] make Boston go home sad, crying. I’ll take it all day.” —Robert Andino after his walkoff RBI single #wild
Tommy hunter still sucks!
by Steve. on Sep 29, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Aw, I was going to post that. :(
Oh, well, SUCK IT SOX
by ahoque24 on Sep 29, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
GEEEEEEEEEEEEET EM
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I love that quote
Thank you Robert Andino. I will be sure to wear a t-shirt with your face on it next time I visit Boston.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I just finished writing my lecture
Did I miss anything?
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Sep 29, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Uneventful night for the most part.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
by NSOsFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It was so dull, I tuned in the National League games
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.
Guys, I don't want the season to be over
:’(
Tommy hunter still sucks!
by Steve. on Sep 29, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
Same, just watch DINO highlits
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm handing out recs right now like a generous whore.
by ahoque24 on Sep 29, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Can I just give out a giant rec to everything right now?
I REC YOU ALL!!
MOST OF ALL I REC DINO!
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fuck it, let's green the whole thread.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
We shall abolish the playoffs.
Our utilitymen are at work upon it now. There will be no wins, except wins against the Red Sox. There will be no saves, except saves against the Red Sox. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated Boston. There will be no doubles, no triples, no home runs. When we are omnipotent there will be no need of sabermetrics. There will be no distinction between earned and unearned. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of drafting. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always — do not forget this, Epstein — always there will be the intoxication of trolling, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on Lester’s face — forever.
by ripkenis8 on Sep 29, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Robert Andino.
by ripkenis8 on Sep 29, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Three minutes rec.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
aight im heading out for a quick bit to phone some people and yell and scream about how awesome my life is
Dont you go anywhere
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
When I get back b
I WILL UPLOAD ALL MY DINO PICS I HAVE TAKEN FROM SAFECO FIELD GAMES!!!!
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
DINO! DINO! DINO! DINO!
Tommy hunter still sucks!
by Steve. on Sep 29, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I know this is wonderful and all
but imagine if we did this to the Yankees?
My life would be complete. I could end it then and there with a smile on my face…
Well, we're not going to the playoffs next year, either, so...
Rays, fall out of the race until September, we’ve got you.
You allowed to cheer now that the game is over?
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.
Wait, he's from Baton Rouge and went to Miss State?
He IS a total and complete douchebag!
by CoachOfEarl on Sep 29, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
somebody got this up on his wikipedia page really quickly.
In the final game of the 2011 regular season, with the Red Sox and Rays tied in the standings for the AL Wild Card, Papelbon blew a save against the Baltimore Orioles and allowed their comeback victory. The Rays won their game later in the evening to clinch the Wild Card, capping off a nine game comeback in the standings against Boston in September.
This just made me burst out laughing maniacally.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
So, uh....
do you think Dino’s watching Lion King or Cool Runnings right now?
‘Contrairiwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might
be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s
logic.’ — Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll
by TerroristFistJab on Sep 29, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
I need to know his thoughts on Half Baked and Pineapple Express.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 29, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
He's watching The Natural of course.
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" ~ Death
RT by Olney
Ortiz: ’03 loss to Yankees “not even close” to as bad as this yr. “This is worse. Not even close.”
he looks like he has an ass for a face
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 29, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to post this again because I love it.

Tommy hunter still sucks!
by Steve. on Sep 29, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Meanwhile, at Over the Monster...
the hits just keep on coming:
That was pretty pathetic, death at the hands of the Baltimore Orioles.
I believe the urban philosipher Cam’ron said it best: U MAAAAAAAAD
Speaking of trades…
Can we trade Theo, too?
Yes, yes you can. We will give you Vlad and Felix Pie. He’s toolsy, ya know?
‘Contrairiwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might
be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s
logic.’ — Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll
by TerroristFistJab on Sep 29, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
A hearty congratulations on a fine win, from your friends over at Viva El Birdos!
I would think that almost everyone on the Cardinals SBN website was pulling for the Orioles to pull off the upset and send the Red Sox home packing. Go Brownies!
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink", Watterson
Hooray everybody!
Except the Red Sox.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Think this will affect how much we sign Papelbon for?
I mean choking has to take at least a million off his deal right? I’m thinking 4 years 20 mil?
BANNED
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
by PBR me ASAP! on Sep 29, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I mean, I was going to go home and watch Breaking Bad
but now I’m pretty sure I’m going to have sex instead.
Giraffes have absurdly strong necks.
by Stacey on Sep 29, 2011 12:58 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
I'm interested in your ideas...
and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
‘Contrairiwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might
be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s
logic.’ — Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll
by TerroristFistJab on Sep 29, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
eRECtion
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn, what a drag that we had sex before the game! Now I have to wait another WEEK befo...
Wait, I mean another 20 MINUTES.
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.
Who'da thunk the O's could pull magic out of a season
like this one?? …SUCK IT SOX….GO RAYS….MY ORIOLES TATTOO IS GLOWING BRIGHT ORANGE RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!!
Insanity - to have to construct a picture of one's life, by making inquiries of others. -Philip K. Dick-
I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE GAME
IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. BEST SEATS IVE EVER HAD – AND FREE!!! I CAN’T WAIT TO SHARE DETAILS. I HAVE NO VOICE AND HAVE TO GET UP IN 5 HOURS.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU.
IT FEELS SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!
I CAN’T QUIT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! (inebriated)
by Nafer on Sep 29, 2011 1:00 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I am so jealous of you right now.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
The water taxi was a no-show and my phone died
so instead I just set the record for number of high fives received on my long ass walk home
and i love slappin 5
Game is being re-aired on MASN now.
I’m almost tempted to stay up and pound a bunch more beers to this O so beautiful game.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Rockie fan here
Thank you so much for knocking Boston out. That will keep me warm through the winter.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 29, 2011 1:03 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
For maybe the first time in his life, Bill Simmons is speechless
@sportsguy33
…
2 hours ago via web
by kba26 on Sep 29, 2011 1:04 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Oh, you KNOW that's a rec.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I just realized how much I'm going to miss gamethreads.
Even though every other game isn’t as awesome as this one.
That's all folks.
Buenno. See you in Sarasota.
"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come on, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool
by Fahrenheit 451 on Sep 29, 2011 1:06 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Thanks for the season, I’ll be here all winter. I’m going to try to sleep after all this.
Tommy hunter still sucks!
by Steve. on Sep 29, 2011 1:07 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
...
@keithlaw keithlaw
I feel bad for Mahk from Ahlington.
by ahoque24 on Sep 29, 2011 1:09 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I tend to agree with him a lot, but he's usually a dick.
I love the dickishness in that tweet, though.
Ahahahaha! ANOTHER classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.
How am I going to get to sleep after that???
I have an early (for me) meeting tomorrow.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
How am I supposed to write my 10 page lab report that I blew off for the game?
I don’t think I’m going to sleep, and I still might not get it done.
on the plus side...
I only have to wait another half hour for waivers to run in my CBS fantasy football league so I can grab the best free agents.
Man Nolan looks so fucking happy in his interview
I love how happy they all seem.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Don't cry, Heidi, it's alright
There, there.
by CoachOfEarl on Sep 29, 2011 1:37 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for sleeping with their women after beating them.
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck sleep imma celebrate
ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING ANDINO!
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 29, 2011 1:50 AM EDT reply actions
hahahahaha Buster Olney talking Tito potentially getting fired
and also that Theo might head to the Cubs. hahahahahaha
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
by O'sFan21 on Sep 29, 2011 2:09 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I mean, what if that really happened?
The Orioles didn’t just ruin the 2011 Red Sox – they broke up a fucking dynasty!
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 29, 2011 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hey PHN: How ya like Fenway South NOW?
Y’all come back now, y’heah?
If you've been away, we still suck. And yes, we willl step outside and say that.

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