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OT: PAC 12 Week 5: Ka-ching, or Off we go, into the wild black yonder

OK, you get three [3] chances to win big-'n'-easy this wk, and the other games are not really hair-tearers either. Call in your debts, sign up for a Federal loan, whatever it takes-- just get some scratch down: in aggregate this bunch could mean a tuition-free spring semester. Book 'em, Dano.

OSU @ No. 25 ASU [-18]

Easiest bet o’ the weekThe Punkin Eaters are now in Dante’s 4th circle of the Inferno and descending fast, while the Scum Devils ate SC for lunch last wk – and kinda liked the taste. This will get ugly early and Osweiler will go storky-berserk for 450 or 540 or sth as they beat the 18.

Zona @ SC [-12 ½]

Best sneak-bet o’ the week: Zona beats the 12.5. The Rubbers have started a 4-game sucking streak and the Zorros may be the best 1-3 team in the country after losses to 3 top 10 teams in a row. If somebody from the desert can run for 70 yds or sth, Foles will keep this close in the Coliseum.

 WSU @ CO [-3]

Tough call, and the kinda game where Wazoo used to kill me with alarming regularity: marginally better personnel match-ups but playing away. And an unfamiliar away venue at that. Can’t believe I’m doing this, but grit your teeth and take ‘em to beat the 3, with a big day for Lobbestael at high altitude.

U Dub @ UT [-10]

OK, crapping all over BYU was a Good Thing – but not good enough to justify UT’s 10 here vs. the Dawgs, who put up 38 in Nebraska. Y’axe me, I think Price will make this a tough win for UT, sth def in the single digits.

UCLA @ No. 6 Snodfart [-21 ½]

A tougher call than it sounds, as I can see UCLA playing a good 1st half in PA, which they have had an annoying habit of doing more often than the talent diff should allow. But Luck will out, and STA will eventually cover – even though they’ll miss Skov sorely against this gun OFF.

Regional Pick o’ the Wick: San Jose @ Colo St [-3 ½]

R U kidding me? San Jose sux and the Colonsters are a sort-of-OK team at home coming off a good away W. Bet ‘em big to beat this 3 ½ , even though it’s a trap game (B4 Boise on the 15th).

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