NFL Week 17 - Do or Die.
Or not. Or Maybe Just Play-off Positioning. Or maybe just resting starters in the second half (looking at YOU, Green Bay). Or maybe your team's already out of it and courting Jeff Fisher already at the team's hotel this very weekend. (I really, really hope Raheem Morris rented this year.)
Anyway, use this space to document the end of your Pick 'Em hopes, your lament at your favorite team disappointing, or general NFL frivolity not including other fantasy football leagues, because quite frankly, you are the only person out of 7 billion on Earth who cares about how Chris Johnson's 79 (and not 80) yards screwed you out of a berth in your league's finals.
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ahahahahahahahahahaha
you are the only person out of 7 billion on Earth who cares about how Chris Johnson’s 79 (and not 80) yards screwed you out of a berth in your league’s finals
precisely.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
That one's for you, zk
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
For whoever said that the Lions aren't playing for anything, they're playing to avoid NO in the first round.
That’s something.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
oh yeah,
they definitely have something to play for
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Even with a sorta weak secondary, I would take NO over Detroit any day.
Especially at home (and after last year’s awful first round display at Seattle).
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jan 1, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Go Lions!
I want the Giants to play you in the first round instead of Atlanta!
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
I'd hate to see an ATL-NO matchup in the first round.
I like both of those teams far more than I like DET and NYG.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
wait,
you think the Giants will make the playoffs?
hee hee hee
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
At least i'm not getting worked up over Skins-Eagles
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
a few hundred bucks at stake, my friend
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Wait, you think the Skins are going to win a game?
hee hee hee :)
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
Most of us have some money involved.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
how bout them giants?
Playoffs indeed.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
congrats.
i look forward to your spectcular first-round demise.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
blah blah blah...
This season was played with house money. With all the injuries I’m just ecstatic to get in. Anything else is icing. We knocked out the jets and cowboys and won the division. Sounds like a great year to me.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
i can't deny this
considering nobody expected the Giants to do anything, you’ve had a heck of a run. I can’t in any way root for you, but I also can’t pretend I’m not jealous as all hell. :)
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Well thank you
In some twisted way, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me regarding football.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
So, there is a mathematical chance I could still walk away with this thing.
All I need is…
BUF, IND, MIN, WAS, DET, TEN & CIN to pan out. And DEN & NYG just to be safe.
It could happen, people. Be afraid.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
you'll need DEN and NYG for more than safety
if your first 7 there all pan out, you’ll be tied with me. :)
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I didn't look at the CC picks, but I don't think I can win with who I picked.
In my work pool, I just need to stay within 1 pick of the two people behind me to win. I’m up by 2 as it stands.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Although, to be honest, I think I lost it for myself this week.
Shoulda gone safe and picked NE, PHI, SF, and JAC.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Man I thought a few people would switch up off of GB but I didn't think all but 3 would
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions
I don't think they have any reason to play anyone and risk injuries.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oddly enough, GB is still the call against the spread.
DET is only a 3.5 point favorite.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
trying to figure out which 10am game to watch
I’ll be watching Philly-Washington for sure. But whom to switch to during commercials?
I’d say Miami/NYJ, but I hate the idea of wathching Rex Fucking Ryan
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Those would be the exact two games us poor Comcast souls are stuck with
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
discount double-check ad
still makes no sense. stupid ad. nobody uderstands your stupid thing.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
wow
who are these guys announcing the Skins game?
It’s like the E team
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
[sigh] Are Sonny and Sam in announcer heaven?
For me they were the Jon Miller ‘n’ Joe Angel of the NFL
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
p.s. Die, Jints, DIE
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
sonny is still awesome...
sam clearly has taken too many blows to the head. larry michael is awful. no frank herzog, no cred.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
Radio, Titov. They're radio.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
you mean "the wireless", duck?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Hey, duck's not The Wire-less any more.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
:: groan ::
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Back in the day, everybody turned off the TV sound and tuned in Sonny 'n' Sam on the wirele...er, the Marconi thing
Y’know, the broadcasting device a Russian actually invented.
Well, that’s what people usually did — ’cept when the Skins were only gettable on some damn NoVA FM station for a while, if memory serves…
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
Which reminds me: the one thing I AGREE with re NCAA f'ball-hating: the announcers are uniformly awful
I turn the sound on for maybe 1 in 10, if that. Almost across-the-board worthless — if you follow the game at all – and rendered even LESS bearable by the inevitable Totally Pointless Fawning Sideline Interviews — the only thing I’ve yet encountered which makes you say Please hurry up and go to the ads, please-please-please!
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
you felt so strongly, you posted 2x?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Tech-tarded the 1st one. I hate a blotched copybook!
Hey, you’re a Hall Monitor— wanna lose the bad one?
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
whoops
somehow I thought this WAS game was at Landover.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
eye of the tiger, baby!
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
philadelphia
looking like shit on their first series. people are saying andy reid’s job is safe, but i don’t quite see why.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
seems to me...
that they’ve never recovered from losing jim johnson.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
i'm shicked that having an offensive coordinator running their defense hasn't panned out
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
*shocked, obvi
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
More importantly, a offensive LINE coach....
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
And the whole time, they had one of the leagues best D-line coaches just sitting there
who was actually hired BEFORE they named Castillo Defensive Coordinator. I never understood why they didn’t just make Jim Washburn the coordinator.
The whole defensive scheme is just terrible
Asante Samuel’s “fantasy football” comments were really on point. They just looked at the list of top free agents and grabbed a few of them without giving any thought to how they’d play together. Babin and Trent Cole are fantastic blitzing ends, but neither plays run defense (I’m not even sure Babin knows how to anything beyond chase down the quarterback). You can have a d-line like that, except the Andy Reid hates linebackers, so there was no one capable of stopping the run on the whole defense.
The worst though, is how they’ve used Nmandi Asomugha. When he built his reputation as an elite corner in Oakland, it was a bump-and-run man coverage corner. He’s someone you can put on the other teams best outside WR and just let him go to work. Instead, the Eagles have had him playing zone coverage out of the slot. Its absurd, its like they went out and signed him because he was the #1 free agent and never bothered to watch any film on him. Its no wonder he’s struggled all season.
who's the GM
isn’t Andy the guy who gets the players?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Howie Roseman is the GM, they hired him two years ago
Reid still has final say, but I don’t think anyone is really sure how that front office works (or doesn’t).
suck it, vick!
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
New Orleans already on the board
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Detroit scores as well
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I've decided that it's almost as funny to see Mark Sanchez fail as it is to see Rex Grossman fail.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
since we're all sitting around watching footbal anyway,
RISK?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I'd only serve as fodder for laughter and derision.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
and that's different from the norm how exactly?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I lob the softballs...

and you put them over the fence…
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
Somebody needs to raise his self-esteem! A good h.s. teacher does that by cooking up a nice heaping batch o' crystal meth, right?
So pick a good student drug-dealer you flunked a few yrs back and gitchaseff right into it, dewd!
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
oh, moss, ya gotta catch that!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
and, that should hae been interference
guy hit his head before the ball arrived
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
There's our big play receiver.
Fucking has-been.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
and the block they called wasn't even necessary
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
how hard is it to not block in the back, you fucking idiots?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
who knew we had a tight end on the roster?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
So I guess New England is going to dig themselves into a huge hole again just to tease us with prospects of a the #1 seed
just to ruin it in the 2nd half
Or they'll lose and the Ravens will still fuck it up by also losing.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
HOU down another QB? Yates left w/ a head injury.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
Seriously.
They’re on QB number 4 now? 5?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
This should be #4
Schaub
Leinart
Yates
???
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
Thank god for that flag
Skins pass coverage is so shitty. There’s somebody with a 5-10 yard cushion every play.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
that should have been in the grasp
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
c'mon miami, wake the fuck up
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
fuck it, i'm going deep
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
...And "Fuck It, I'm Goin' Deep" Rex makes an appearance
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
by duck on Jan 1, 2012 1:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions
in fairness
not really his fault on that one
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
sort of, though.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
Sure it is. He under threw the shit out of it.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
looked right into the receiers hands to me
but maybe he had to come back for it?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
yep...
armstrong had steps on the coverage, but had to slow way the fuck down to adjust to the ball allowing the safety to catch up and ultimately make the pick.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
Although
I’m not sure how that wasn’t PI. The DB didn’t have his head turned to the ball and clearly interfered with the attempted catch. Isn’t that the definition of PI?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
sure looks like it to me
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Is this movie Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close really happening?
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
yes...
read the onion/av club’s review. brutal.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
It's like they had a decade timer before they could release a cheap emotionally-manipulative 9/11 movie.
And as soon as that timer ran out, they were ready to go.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
The book had more positive, though still mixed, reviews
the movie looks like it dialed up the sentimentality to the point of nausea.
I just hope if we're far enough away from 9/11 that Hollywood can make shitty movies focusing on it...
…that it means we can stop having God Bless America sung at every sporting event.
Not holding my breath.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
it means we can stop having God Bless America sung at every sporting event
alas, this will NEVER go away. which really, really sucks.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I guess if we're lucky, "God Bless The USA" will go out of style, at least.
I’d put up with God Bless America if I knew it meant I’d never hear that other song ever again.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
"Reign Over Me" was brutalized for even mentioning September 11th.
Adam Sandler kinda goes insane and retreats into a very isolated life after his wife and daughters are killed in the attack. Apparently, discussing the psychological effects of the survivors was still taboo, because people were pissed about it.
ha
no need to read a review of any movie with sandra bullock headlining it
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
if only...
it had been called shark sandwich.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
But she seems so nice!
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
she's apparently lovely to work with
a shame about the complete dearth of talent
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
COMPLETE dearth?
When I think of COMPLETE dearth of talent, I think of Kristen Stewart in anything, or Hayden Christensen in his Star Wars movies.
She’s not Kristen Stewart bad.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
Let me put it this way
I’d put her in every movie I made about a bus that couldn’t go below 55mph or it blows up.
Other than that, she should be waiting tables.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Miss Congeniality is one of my guilty pleasure movies.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
There was one.

Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
well played
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
I liked Crash
I felt the Oscar put it unfairly in the crosshairs. Yeah, it’s manipulative, but it’s also effective and well-paced.
ugh
ugh ugh ugh.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Not that rare
The Darkest Hour got one, too.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
Unrelated
Have you seen any of the Metal Evolution documentary on VH1? Pretty good.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
Saw the Thrash ep last night, watched Pre-Metal (ep 1) before it.
It’s on the DVR to catch up.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
ROYSTAH!
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
ROYSTER!
what a run!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Let's goooooooo buffalo!!!
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM EST reply actions
hahaha...
charles davis usually does soccer for fox, i think.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
as i said above,
the E team.
or maybe the J team
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
In the red zone....
…. and the Kyle forgets how to call running plays
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
nice blocking, dipshits
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
He's really the fucking worst. And we're stuck with him for good undoubtedly.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Gano'd
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
5 blocked FGs in a year
can we draft a placekicker 1st round?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
ok, totally shitty snap/place
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Laces out!
Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!!!
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
lol hilarious
well at least Gano is hurt.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
What the fuck is Rocca doing? Aside from doing a shitty job punting.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Skins defense is doing their usual collapse when it counts thang.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
watch the team start to give up....
……now.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
The silver lining here for Skins fans, assuming this lead holds,
is that this win is going to convince the Eagles that this team is totally fine and they don’t need to make any changes this offseason.
hee hee hee
fine by me
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
THEY'RE THE BEASTS OF THE EAST!!!1!1
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
and....here. we. go.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Great tackle, asshole!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Shit....I've lost my lead in my pool.
How was I supposed to know that TJ Yates was gonna get hurt? Detroit isn’t doing me any favors either.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Never did I think I'd hear this at any point this year
“oh no, TJ Yates isn’t playing I’m screwed!”
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
haha I know.
I still can’t believe I was the only person in the top half of my pool that took Houston. Of course, now that Yates is out, that’s gonna backfire.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
can we just nickname him
“back-foot Rex”?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
a RUNNING play?
what’s that?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
SUCK TASTIC
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
horrific play calling
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Pass Rush may be the only thing the Eagles do really really well
so of course the Redskins play-calling consists primarily of Grossman standing back there like a statue
seriously
why why why does Kyle keep calling these shit plays?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Because he's a shitty coordinator.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Best New Year's Eve/ New Year's movie?
I’m going Strange Days, although honestly, I can’t think of very many.
WHOA
SKINS BALL!!!!
ORAKPO!!!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
PLZ CALL RUNNIN PLAY NOW
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
HOW is that not a flag?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
bulllllllllllllllshit!
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
revenge, guys
just score a TD
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Wait....wtf happened there?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Moss upset about the non-call
took his helmet off for a sec
auto unsportsmanlike conduct call
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Yeah definitely don't call any of these obvious PIs on the eagles.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
At this point, its their own damn fault for not realizing they aren't getting those calls today
and continuing to call plays that can be so easily broken up in that manner
SERIOUSLY????????????
FOR FUCK’S SAKE
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
EL OH EL.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 2:34 PM EST reply actions
Kyle Shanahan should be executed during half time.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
That's about 16 weeks overdue.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
the transmitter wasn't working
Rex Grossman should be benched at halftime.
YES. JOHN BECK SAVES THE DAY.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
fuck the fucking transmitter
good teams know what the fuck they’re doing when that happens!
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
do you see other team's QBs looking at the bench like helpless children waiting to be told what to do
when there’s 15 fucking seconds left? No because that’s fucking ridiculous.
EXECUTE KYLE SHANAHAN IMMEDIATELY.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
but that's why it's on grossman
he should run to the line and spike the ball
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
why doesn't he know to do that?
Obviously it’s a total lack of preparation.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
or he's just a shitty QB
who makes shitty decisions o matter what his coaches tell him in many different cities
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
That'd be a reasonable explanation
if it didn’t happen all year long on both sides of the ball regardless of the players involved. Skins always act like it’s the first time they’ve ever considered the situation they’re facing.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Detroit sucks.
GB going with the B team and still beating them in pretty much every way.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Indy sucks as well.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Orlovsky intercepted inside the 20.
More easy points for JAX.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Wow....Houston has resorted to Jake Delhomme at QB.
Remember when he was good?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Looking forward to Chris Berman's "daylight come and I want to Delhomme"
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Detroit missed field goal.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Green Bay marching right down the field.
Looks like AMD was right with this one.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
HELUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
fuck these fucking refs.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
what happened now?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
i just hate the unsportsman like celebration penalties...
roger goodell is such a piece of shit.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
No Fun League
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
not for long...
when you make calls like that!
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
Remember when the Jets D was good?
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions
Letting Matt fucking Moore march down the field from his own 3
Without Reggie bush and jake Long
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
What the fucking fuck????
B Marsh schooling Reivis
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Here comes the NE comeback.
Right on time. Buffalo had better keep that under 11 points.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Pats settle for the FG.
Nice stand.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
They're gonna need more than that.
Try some offense.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
terrible fucking call...
thanks, dog.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
hey skins
how about some pressure on the QB, huh?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
tough w/o orakpo.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
wait
where’s orakpo?
what’d i miss?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Might be at the pancake social.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
hurt his shoulder...
when he sacked vick at the end of the first half. he’s wrapped on the sidelines.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
He's at the pancake social
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
not familiar with this term....
….is it when someone gets pancaked?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
No, it's a stupid Geico commercial that's airing around here.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
think it's referring to a geico commercial.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
ok, just saw it live
Geico is STILL doing caveman commercials?
what is this, 2006?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Breesus just lightin' em up now.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Too bad the rest of the dickhead squads I picked this week suck.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Jets are worthless
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:08 PM EST reply actions
So are the Bills.
Brady’s nearly in the red zone AGAIN.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Houston in the red zone too
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sensing that I'm going to lose DET, WAS, BUF, and NYJ
STL is gonna get worked too.
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Fucking worthless
Awful awful awful awful
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
what a throw by moore!
running the wrong way
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Terrible coverage
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
wow
best stays upright and that’s a TD
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Throw was behind him. Probably why he fell down after catching it.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
MIA TD!!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Gina Carano gained about 15 lbs for that role
Think about that for a moment.
She’s a legit MMA fight, by the way,
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
I don't know who that is or what you're talking about.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Commercial for the movie "Haywire" came on the WAS-PHI game
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
ad...
for a new soderbergh action film.
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
And that's not even close to the hottest pic of her out there
Did you see her drunk off her ass at the UFC 141 PPV this weekend?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
no...but you're welcome to post that here.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Currently on my wife's netbook
I’ll wait until on back on my own laptop.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
As promised....
Here’s a GIS of her Maxim Magazine layout
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
3rd row, 2nd from the right
wow. let me just pick my lower jaw up off the floor.
He praised my creativity, though he spoke sarcastically...
Holy guacamole.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
She's hot too.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Good grief.
SF faked a field goal and scored. NE scored and got the two point conversion. Miami scored. Detroit and Houston couldn’t score.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Tied with anthony gauge
Is he one of your doppelgangers ZK?
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions
Could be.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 4:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
and...
does there REALLY need to be a flash mob tv show?
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,from Moses to Sandy Koufax,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!"- Walter Sobchak
wow
just saw that ad for the first time.
REALLY?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Which show?
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
"Mobbed" on FOX
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Host Howie Mandel puts a hidden-camera spin on the “flash mob” concept. Mandel and hundreds of strangers will help special guests plan extraordinary surprises for friends, family members, loved ones or co-workers. These unknowing participants will be shocked and stunned by surprise performances that lead up to fantastic reveals that include a husband learning that his wife is pregnant, an applicant finding out that she got the job and a marriage proposal, among others.
Throughout the hour, the guests will be shown prepping for the event – rehearsing their routines and refining their speeches – all while receiving guidance from host Mandel. Then, on the day of the big event – with the hidden cameras rolling – the detailed plan comes to fruition.
How does Howie Mandel have a career?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
" an applicant finding out that she got the job and a marriage proposal"
Must have been a heck of an interview…
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
eats, shoots, and leaves.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
He's a perfectly decent daytime or basic cable gameshow host
How he keeps getting primetime projects greenlit, though, is a different story
Semi-related
I really miss 1 vs 100 on XBox Live
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
Goddammit Houston can't punch it in
Neither team can
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:17 PM EST reply actions
hey kyle, you dipshit
look what happens when you RUN the ball
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Die Mark Sanchez
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions
You'd think he'd be well-rested and focused because his GF couldn't stay up late last night.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
We on the same page today fo sho
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Great minds.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
He just wants to end this season
Go home and bury his face in Kate Upton’s boobies for a few months
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
That doesn't sound like a bad plan
Slayer’s drummer quit back in ‘90 or so because he married a Coppertone bikini model. Couldn’t get mad at him for that.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
bad rex dodges a bullet
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
worst. play calling. ever.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
'cept for that one
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Lions take the lead!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Ya know, I don't think I'm gonna pull this off...
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
I assume it's not good...
when a Malware Bytes Quick Scan on a netbook has taken more than 45 minutes.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
Good lord does Buffalo suck.
They ought to fire pretty much everyone after this loss. Also, have fun with Ryan Fitzpatrick’s contract!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
wow
horrific secondary on the skins there
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
And there it goes.
This morning I was sitting on 200 bucks. Now I’m sitting on zip.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Yeah rough the passer
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions
ahahahahahahahahah
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
SAAAAANCHEZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
just saw rex ryan clearly shout "fuck!" on the sidelines
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Fuck yourfucking life Mark Sanchez
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions
I hope he enjoyed the stream of 16-17 year olds while it lasted.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Sanchez you dickface
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Jordy Nelson has another 3 TD catches.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Kellen Clemens interception.
I pick the final week of the season to have my worst week.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
FML
Tennessee TD
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by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:44 PM EST reply actions
good grief
This really unraveled in a hurry.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Yeah really
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
NE about to score again.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Possibly a fumble for a TD in the NYJ game.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Y'know, M. Vick is kinda playing this game like he'd rather be somewhere else
Like maybe the dog track
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
or the dog electrocution rack
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
MIN bothced field goal
CHI still up by 4
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Another Brady TD.....that's 42 unanswered points
DET should get the ball back though.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
jesus
the GB game is still in the 3rd Q
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
min will get one last shot
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Oh, and drea Avent is no Amber. And might even be shorter...

We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
Texans probably just lost.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Damn! So much for the Dream of a Six-Win Season for the Skins.
[sniffle]
We still suck, but on Sept. 29, 2011, we did a Very Cool Thing. Yeah, we did that.
Jim Zorn > Mike Shanahan
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
How come they don't spend more time talking about how shitty the Skins coaching has been?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
chicao pick
vikes are done
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Hah....Rams scored again.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
houston recovers a fumble!
not over yet
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
1:49 with no timeouts at the TEN 36
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
haha
way to not run out the clock, TEN
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
JAKE THE SNAKE TO THE TEN 16!!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
now at the 11
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
c'mon texans!!!!!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
to the nine
third down upcoming.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
1st and goal at the 5
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Got the first!!!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Green Bay driving again.
This game has done nothing more than show that Detroit still doesn’t have a defense.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
two chance now to get a TD
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Jake Delhomme may actually start a playoff game next week is he gets this TD
Think about that.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
Texans in the playoffs regardless.
So Jake the Snake playing depends more on Yates’ health.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
gutsy would be to call a draw play
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
going for 2!!!!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
now they'll go for 1
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
still ging for 2
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
fucking ridic
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
No, they won't
Steve Tasker made a great point – don’t extend the game
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
Yea. They don't need to win so it's worth it.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
If only Detroit could get their act together.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Annnnnnnnnnd they can't.
Another GB touchdown.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
That makes FIVE touchdown passes for the backup QB.
Good lord.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
ten got soooo lucky there
and that should have been defensive encroachment
the DL who oved was in the neutral zone
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
and they are stuck with sanchez and ryan at least another year, too i bet
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
blatant PI in the detroit came
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
well, my pick' em hopes rest on detroit
sigh.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Mine are done like a well-cooked steak
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
horrific call in the detorit game
should be DET ball
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
you're out of control!
this whole COURT is out of control!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BofddwtPBPw
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
And Justice for All
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
This pick em could come down to San diego
And Oakland.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 4:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I think even I could have hit that gap for 30 yards on that Rice TD run.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
Damn, a few minutes late to the start of the game, and we're already winning
I’ll take it.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
circus catch at lambeau!!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
and they got a nice spot
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
DETROIT TOUCHDOWN!!!
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Considering i have no real stake in Pick 'Em anymore
I now know what its like when people wont shut up about fantasy football
Ugh
Pack coming back
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
ha
backup QB just set the packers’ franchise record with 6 TD passes in a game.
Not Favre. Not Rodgers.
This guy, whomever he is.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Flynn, apparently.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Arthur Jones!!!!!!!!!
Brother of UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones….
Good to see he’s finally getting some time and doing something with it.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
stafford picked off
and my pick ’em hopes die.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Dear CBS
It didn’t go through. Get over it.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
???
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
FG attempt by CIN
Announcing crew kept commenting on how CIN couldn’t believe it wasn’t ruled good.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
it looked like it might be good
but i didn’t see a replay from the underneath camera
did they show one?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Suisham'd
Nice kick, fool.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
Or Travis Taylor...
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Proud member of Trainyard Sleepers, BECW: S2
We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.
that's a dumb challenge
no way they get irrefutable proof to overturn this
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
They got screwed by the call on the field, but yeah, I don't see it getting overturned.
Should have saved the TO/challenge.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
by Eat More Esskay on Jan 1, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
as long as they respot it, he won't lose the challenge
even if it still results in a 1st down.
i think.
Generous spot on that one, but will they overturn it?
I feel like refs don’t give the fair shake to “bad spot” challenges.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
One of those times where I'm happy to be wrong.
"So I said, 'Looks like they've finally got Ogea in the pen. I wonder if the glove fits.' I thought I was going to get fired." - Mike Flanagan, RIP
WOW
now they went overboard in the other direction
don’t see who they managed to see the precise spot in that tussle
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
dude, i'm typing on new years' day in a gamethread.
what’s your damage?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
it's aboot time you laid off me, eh?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
My hair is falling out over this pick 'em thing.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 5:37 PM EST reply actions
You A Gauge?
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 5:56 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am indeed.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
No e though.
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
I drafted Philip Rivers in my money fantasy league
Looks like he’s gonna fuck me one last time.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 6:11 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I know.
Thanks to HOU, NYJ, and STL all rallying to beat their point spreads, I have come close to the lead. PIT and SEA are killing me right now though.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
TD San Diego!
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 6:21 PM EST reply actions
Um just got here
Does anyone know if John Beck perhaps won an NFL game today/ this season?
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
I think he was being a bit facetious.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
just a lil bit
Still, I should probably hold all my trash talk for the end of the Giants game.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 1, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
you don't need to wait that long.
take it.
TAKE ALL OF IT.
enjoy your delicious artisinal coffee beans responsibly.
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
congrats
I’m fucking pissed but congrats. Low percentage chance that I would go 0-3 on the games we differed on. Not fucking happy at all. Miami’s two best players were out, Houston’s QB gets knocked out and then they fucking go for two.
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 7:33 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
at least zk's second entry / "high school friend" choked down the stretch and a CCer won
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Jan 1, 2012 7:34 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Thanks!
Say no to Prince Fielder in 2012.
by Knubles and Bits on Jan 1, 2012 7:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
just stopping by to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA at Tebow
ALL HE DOES IS WIN!!!!
QB rating of 20.6!!!! 6/22 with an INT and a lost fumble!!!!
hahahahahahahaha
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Can't wait to see him go 1/20 for 3 yards with 3 picks and a fumble against PIT.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 1, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Eric Cantor is on 60 Minutes
talking about how he listens to Wiz Khalifa and Jay-Z. I don’t understand.
Ron Paul can't be pleased.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 1, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
He's on my top 5 or 10 biggest douche list.
Regardless of music tastes.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
The whole interview was him blatantly trying to soften his image
He’s clearly gunning for something higher than Minority Whip very soon.
Is he gonna try to run against H. Clinton in 2016?
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 1, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Good luck with that one dude
I think the ceiling for Jewish republicans is pretty damn low.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
I don't even know which of these douchetastic teams to root against.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
Dallas
root against dallas
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 1, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the very fact that there are Giants fans on this site
makes me lean toward rooting for Dallas.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
If you want to root for the winning team, root for the Giants
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 1, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Has there been any evidence to this point in my life
that I care about rooting for the winning team?
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
by O'sFan21 on Jan 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha
At least you aren’t a Wizards fan.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 1, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I have to admit
I like Victor Cruz.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
by O'sFan21 on Jan 1, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just remember the terrible Jerry Jones cameos on Entourage.
Then root against Dallas.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 1, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Well now I'm definitely rooting for Dallas
so maybe this game will get a little more interesting. I’m getting bored and may turn it off soon.
I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8
it's in the eastern portion of texas....?
"End of season like this, to make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."—Robert Andino
Worse than the Seahawks last year.
When Andino finally emerged, he looked up at the Red Sox fans filing out. "I just wanted to see them go," he says
by WestcoastO'sFan on Jan 2, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
The Seahawks were 7-9. The Broncos are 8-8.
As “bad” as it may be to back into the playoffs at 8-8, going in under .500 is still worse.

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