The departure of the Sauce Man made me realize I'm long overdue for an Orioles nickname audit. Following is the list of alternative monikers I plan to begin shouting at the television on Friday. I'm certain there are some errors and omissions:

1. ADAM JONES: Mr. Jones, Jonesy
2. MATT WIETERS: Wiety, Matthew the Brave
3. NICK MARKAKIS: Kakes, Nick the Stick, 'Kis of Death, Nicky-Boy
   
4. ROBERT ANDINO: Dino
5. MARK REYNOLDS: Bonk, Reyn-Man, Butterfingers, The Boatman (because his throws sail aimlessly towards the horizon)
6. JJ HARDY: J-Hard, Party Hardy
7. JAKE ARRIETA: Jake the Snake, Jaker's Dozen
8. WEI-YIN CHEN: The Chentertainer
9. TSUYOSHI WADA: Wada-Bing (Wada-BOOM to be added when a strikeout is recorded)
10. TOMMY HUNTER: The Big Buck, Grits
11. BRIAN MATUSZ: B-Matz, Matusz-Yahoo
12. WILSON BETEMIT: Wilson Betemit Romney, The 'Mit Grinder
13. NOLAN REIMOLD: Noley-Boy, Mold
14. CHRIS DAVIS: C-Dave, Davis Staples, Chrick MarDavis
15. KEVIN GREGG: Heartburn, Greggscruciation, Great Greggspectations, The Spectacle
16. MATT LINDSTROM: Lindy, Lindiana Jones
17. JASON HAMMEL: Hammel Time
18. RYAN FLAHERTY: Non-John, Five Alive
19. ENDY CHAVEZ: Endypendence Day
20. JIM JOHNSON: Econ, JJ, Lockdown
21. TAYLOR TEAGARDEN: Tea Bone
22. PEDRO STROP: UnStroppable, Stroprah Winfrey
23. LUIS AYALA: Ayala Tha Shot Calla
24. DARREN O'DAY: Dar-Bear
25. TROY PATTON: T-Patts, Pattont & Troyd Office, Patton Oswalt, one of the T-Ton Twins, aka The Grand T-Tons (w/ Zach Britton)
26. ZACH PHILLIPS: Z-Phil, Zach Attack