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O's Player Nickname Audit

The departure of the Sauce Man made me realize I'm long overdue for an Orioles nickname audit. Following is the list of alternative monikers I plan to begin shouting at the television on Friday. I'm certain there are some errors and omissions:

  1. ADAM JONES: Mr. Jones, Jonesy
  2. MATT WIETERS: Wiety, Matthew the Brave
  3. NICK MARKAKIS: Kakes, Nick the Stick, 'Kis of Death, Nicky-Boy
  4. ROBERT ANDINO: Dino
  5. MARK REYNOLDS: Bonk, Reyn-Man, Butterfingers, The Boatman (because his throws sail aimlessly towards the horizon)
  6. JJ HARDY: J-Hard, Party Hardy
  7. JAKE ARRIETA: Jake the Snake, Jaker's Dozen
  8. WEI-YIN CHEN: The Chentertainer
  9. TSUYOSHI WADA: Wada-Bing (Wada-BOOM to be added when a strikeout is recorded)
  10. TOMMY HUNTER: The Big Buck, Grits
  11. BRIAN MATUSZ: B-Matz, Matusz-Yahoo
  12. WILSON BETEMIT: Wilson Betemit Romney, The 'Mit Grinder
  13. NOLAN REIMOLD: Noley-Boy, Mold
  14. CHRIS DAVIS: C-Dave, Davis Staples, Chrick MarDavis
  15. KEVIN GREGG: Heartburn, Greggscruciation, Great Greggspectations, The Spectacle
  16. MATT LINDSTROM: Lindy, Lindiana Jones
  17. JASON HAMMEL: Hammel Time
  18. RYAN FLAHERTY: Non-John, Five Alive
  19. ENDY CHAVEZ: Endypendence Day
  20. JIM JOHNSON: Econ, JJ, Lockdown
  21. TAYLOR TEAGARDEN: Tea Bone
  22. PEDRO STROP: UnStroppable, Stroprah Winfrey
  23. LUIS AYALA: Ayala Tha Shot Calla
  24. DARREN O'DAY: Dar-Bear
  25. TROY PATTON: T-Patts, Pattont & Troyd Office, Patton Oswalt, one of the T-Ton Twins, aka The Grand T-Tons (w/ Zach Britton)
  26. ZACH PHILLIPS: Z-Phil, Zach Attack
And, let us not forget Andrew_G's suggestion from yesterday for Nick Johnson: MAXIMUM JOHNSON.
Where you AT, Joe Angel?

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