He doesn't even look human!
The Orioles will try to shake off last night's awful loss and come back against the Oakland A's, but if I'm being honest, I don't like their chances. For one thing, it doesn't matter how many times Tommy Hunter turns in a good performance, I'm not going to believe him capable. For another, the A's are sending big fat Bartolo Colon out to pitch for them, and he has a habit of shutting them down.
Still, anything can happen. Chris Davis has been on a hot streak and even J.J. Hardy has been getting on a base a little bit. Maybe they can put ol' fat Bart in his place and Tommy Hunter won't live up to his "Five Runs All Earned" nickname. Maybe, maybe, maybe.