It's deep and unplayable. Have yourself a day, Mark Reynolds - two monster dongs and spry as a soccer goalie at first base, too. (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)
It is Friday night. The Orioles have emerged victorious in tonight's baseball game against the hated New York Yankees. Mark Reynolds hit two monster home runs and Miguel Gonzalez struck out nine batters in seven scoreless innings. Ladies and gentlemen, you know what must be done.
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