Dan O'Hare is getting a Maserati or something.
It is Friday night. The Orioles have just completed smoking the crap out of the Red Sox, ascending to a positive run differential on the season while winning a 9-1 game. The win was their 90th of the year. The magic number is 3.
The time is now yours, ladies and gentlemen.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.