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Wieterisms on Bruce Cunningham's show

1. Matt Wieters started WWIII... His last HR knocked Kim Jong-il's test missile out of the sky
2. On his way to Baltimore from Norfolk, I95 was so packed, instead of staying on it, Matt Wieters parted the Chesapeake Bay
3. Matt Wieters hit a ball so hard it scared the seagull off of Buck Martinez's head
4. Matt Wieters scored the only touchdown in the history of the Baltimore Orioles
5. Matt Wieters adopted Mark Teixeira's parents. He thought they needed a son to be proud of.

(In case you forgot) Reasons why Daniel Cabrera is still a bum

1. 22 walks
2. 10 k
3. 1.82 WHIP
4. averaging LESS than 5 innings a start
5. now has a career ERA OVER 5.