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Scott Moore

#9 / Third Base / Baltimore Orioles

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Nov 17, 1983

G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2008 - Scott Moore 4 8 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 3 0 0 .125 .222 .500

Numbers: Norfolk Tides

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Name/Pos AB AVG OBP SLG HR RBI BB K SB/CS
Luis Terrero - OF 68 .309 .413 .471 1 14 10 14 3/1
Chris Heintz - C 50 .340 .370 .440 0 4 3 5 0/0
Chris Roberson - OF 65 .308 .425 .385 1 13 13 11 4/3
Eider Torres - 2B 74 .338 .390 .405 0 11 7 10 4/3
Oscar Salazar - 1B 85 .271 .297 .424 2 16 4 14 2/1
Alex Cintron - SS 35 .257 .316 .371 1 5 2 8 0/0
Mike McCoy - IF 39 .231 .375 .308 0 1 9 10 3/1
Sebastien Boucher - OF 30 .300 .344 .333 0 2 2 12 2/0
Tike Redman - OF 70 .271 .325 .314 0 7 7 6 1/2
Adam Stern - OF 57 .263 .317 .316 0 2 4 9 5/1
Mike Costanzo - 3B 73 .205 .289 .329 2 8 9 28 1/0
Omir Santos - C 33 .212 .316 .273 0 3 5 8 0/0
Scott Moore - SS/3B 42 .143 .234 .190 0 1 3 13 1/0
Travis Brown - IF 9 .111 .111 .111 0 0 0 1 0/1

Nobody's hitting much, and nobody's hitting for any power. Costanzo's K-rate is absolutely terrible. Torres came up because he hit a bunch of singles -- and also because Hernandez and Fahey are just as bad, and also because there are still maybe some problems in valuing talents within the system. There's really no reason for a veteran like Cintron to be farting around in AAA when he would be the best option for the O's at short. Moore has been horrendous since his demotion, and now he's not even getting the reps at short, with Cintron playing. So why is he down there while Fahey and Hernandez and Torres are all wasting time in Baltimore? Luis Terrero continues to be a fine minor league player, leading the Tides in OPS.

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Name G GS IP ERA WHIP BB K W-L SV
Garrett Olson 5 5 24.1 1.85 1.36 11 25 1-1 0
Hayden Penn 5 5 29.1 5.52 1.40 9 18 1-1 0
Radhames Liz 4 4 21.2 5.82 1.38 6 24 0-2 0
Jon Leicester 4 4 15.1 4.70 1.70 7 13 0-1 0
Craig Anderson 6 3 22.1 5.64 1.34 2 17 1-0 0
Bob McCrory 9 0 10.0 1.80 1.40 5 6 0-2 4
Lance Cormier 8 0 16.2 1.08 1.02 5 12 1-1 0
Andy Mitchell 8 0 13.1 2.70 1.20 6 7 3-1 0
Alberto Castillo 8 0 11.2 2.31 0.86 2 8 1-1 0
Roberto Novoa 8 0 8.1 3.24 1.68 4 7 0-0 1
Esteban Yan 8 0 8.0 6.75 1.63 4 10 0-1 0
Ryan Bukvich 7 0 7.1 4.91 1.77 6 9 2-0 0
Jim Johnson 1 1 4.0 2.25 0.75 1 2 0-1 0

Olson has been a shining star, and the peripherals for Liz and Penn are encouraging, particularly Liz's. Leicester taking starts is a little weird, since he doesn't even average four innings per. McCrory and Cormier have anchored the bullpen, but McCrory still has his problems. If Cormier or even Alberto Castillo keep pitching well, they could wind up contributing this season when the inevitable injuries hit the 'pen. Or if not contributing, at least lending more hope than dead veterans Yan and Bukvich do.

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Minor League Roundup: April 22-23

Norfolk 8, Richmond 7 (14 innings - April 23)

The Tides were off on the 22nd, which essentially gave them three straight days off, although they probably had uniforms on the previous two before getting rained out against Durham.

This one went long, with Jon Leicester throwing 79 pitches in three innings of working before handing it over to Andy Mitchell for three. Craig Anderson threw an inning, followed by one from Roberto Novoa, two from Bob McCrory, three from Lance Cormier, and one from Ryan Bukvich, who got the W.

Alex Cintron singled Eider Torres home in the bottom of the 14th with one out and the bases loaded for the winning score. On the day, Cintron went 2-for-6 with 4 RBI. Mike Costanzo was 2-for-5 with a walk and a solo homer, his second on the season. Torres went 4-for-7 with an RBI. Scott Moore was 1-for-4.

Bowie 7, Connecticut 3 (April 22)
Bowie 3, Connecticut 2 (April 23)

In the first game, Jason Berken went 5 2/3 with eight strikeouts and a walk for the win. At the plate, Jonathan Tucker, Ben Davis and Sebastien Boucher all had two hits, and Nolan Reimold was 1-for-4 with a pair of runs scored. Davis and Tucker each had two RBI.

On the 23rd, Chris Tillman put together a five-inning start for the win (4 H, 2 ER, 3 BB, 5 K), with Felix Romero, Gerardo Casadiego and Julio Manon shutting the Defenders down the rest of the night. Zach Dillon was 3-for-4 to pace the Bowie offense. Sebastien Boucher had two RBI.

Frederick 4, Wilmington 1 (April 22 - Game 1)
Frederick 2, Wilmington 1 (April 22 - Game 2)
Wilmington 4, Frederick 3 (April 23)

Wieters Watch! 1-for-7 over the three games. OH GOD.

Rowell Watch! He's back in the lineup. That's good. Rowell went 3-for-9 over the three games.

Brandon Erbe threw a complete game (7 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 3 K) in the double header. Nobody else did too much worth noting.

Lake County 7, Delmarva 1 (April 22 - Game 1)
Lake County 11, Delmarva 1 (April 22 - Game 2)
Delmarva 6, Lake County 3 (April 23)

Game one: Delmarva made seven errors.

Game two: Delmarva made four errors.

Game three: Delmarva made no errors! Matt Angle hit a homer.

I'm not doing a photo for any of the players today because there just aren't that many available, so enjoy this:

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via sportsillustrated.cnn.com

[Note by SC, 04/24/08 10:07 AM EDT ]: He was never the toughest out in baseball.

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Minor League Roundup: April 19

Pretty good fight last night. The right guy won. And it wasn't as close as some people might lead you to believe.

And hey, Danica Patrick actually won a race. The Orioles win two over the Yankees, and all of a sudden a marketing tool is winning IRL events and Welshmen are beating American legends on U.S. soil.

But let's get down to the nitty.

11551__bull_l_medium Durham 2, Norfolk 0

Nuke LaLoosh threw a shutout and Crash Davis had two solo homers as the Bulls won a close one at Norfolk.

Garrett Olson pitched really well for the Tides, and is anyone else checkin' their watches and wondering when the clock strikes 12 for Steve Trachsel? We're bumbling around with Adam Loewen and Brian Burres when there's a lefty at Norfolk that I'd rather see than either of them. Olson went seven innings (90 pitches, 62 strikes), allowing seven hits and two runs, one earned. He struck out seven and walked nobody. His season ERA is 1.61. He's got a 24-to-7 K-to-BB ratio in 22.1 innings. Bueller?

Tike Redman had a couple of hits and a walk to nudge his average up to a healthy .212, and Scott Moore actually got a hit, going 1-for-4. Mike Costanzo struck out thrice.

Bowie 5, Akron 3

Nolan Reimold, how'd your day go? 1-for-3 with a walk, a run scored, and no strikeouts? You're hitting .180 now?! I like the sound of this, champ!

Ryan Finan homered for the Baysox, a two-run shot in the sixth inning. On the mound, lefty Chris Waters lowered his season ERA to 0.87 with seven innings of work (four hits, one earned run). Of course, he's 27 years old, so one would hope he could smoke AA.

Winston-Salem 3, Frederick 2

Wieters Watch! He went 2-for-4. Wieters is hitting .415/.519/.732 with four homers. Less encouraging, Brandon Snyder is hitting .226/.276/.264 with no homers. And even less encouraging, Billy Rowell still isn't back in the lineup.

Jake Arrieta did his job for the Keys, going 7.2 IP, striking out eight and walking four, allowing two runs (one earned). The game was lost by Ryan Burch. Arrieta is sporting a 2.75 ERA through four starts.

Lakewood 9, Delmarva 2

Tyler Henson and Matthew Tucker had two hits apiece, and Anthony Martinez went 3-for-4, but the Shorebirds were blown out nonetheless.

My new favorite player, Cole McCurry, had a rocky start, going four innings and being smacked around for four runs on eight hits. He struck out five, though, and walked just one. 

Team W L Standing
Norfolk Tides 7 10 3rd-t/4
Bowie Baysox 7 9 4th-t/6
Frederick Keys 9 6 2nd/4
Delmarva Shorebirds 8 8 4th/8

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Minor League Roundup: April 18

Ph_435140_medium Norfolk 10, Louisville 3

Big shots carried the Tides to a blowout win, as Luis Terrero hit a grand slam and Oscar Salazar launched a three-run shot to account for 70% of the Norfolk runs. The kicker? Terrero's salami came in the top of the ninth inning, a frame in which Norfolk dropped the seven runs that were the difference in the outcome.

Everyone in the starting lineup besides Scott Moore had a hit, and everyone got on base either via base hit or the free pass. Terrero, Eider Torres, Chris Heintz, Chris Roberson and Adam Stern had two hits each.

Hayden Penn turned in another good performance, going seven innings and striking out nine Bats batsmen, allowing three runs (two earned) on four hits and two walks. Lance Cormier got the win in relief.

Bowie 5, Akron 4 (10 innings)

More late-game heroics in the O's system came from Bowie, as Luis Montanez hit a walk-off solo shot in the bottom of the tenth inning to give the Basox the win over the Aeros.

Struggling Nolan Reimold went 1-for-4 with a strikeout after being dropped to sixth in the order. Montanez was 2-for-5, and third baseman Jeff Nettles homered in his third straight game, a solo shot in the second inning. It was his fifth long ball on the young season. Jonathan Tucker was 2-for-2 with two walks.

On the hill, Chris Tillman struggled with his command, going four and a third innings and walking five while fanning four. He gave up two runs on two hits. Julio Manon blew a save when Akron tied it at four in the top of the ninth, but picked up the win.

Winston-Salem 9, Frederick 4

Wieters Watch! 1-for-5 with an RBI.

Rowell Watch! He still hasn't returned from injury after "tweaking" his ankle a couple weeks ago.

The Keys scattered ten hits, all singles, and made three errors in the loss. Everyone in the starting lineup did get a hit, so I hope they all got a Coke and a piece of pizza for trying hard. Chris Vinyard, with two hits, maybe gets a breadstick, too.

Lakewood 5, Delmarva 4

After tying it at four in the top of the eighth inning, Jeff Moore gave up a solo homer to Michael Durant to lead off the Lakewood half of the frame, and that wound up being all she wrote.

Tony Butler's line: 5 IP, 7 H, 4 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 3 K. The Shorebirds committed four errors.

At the plate, Matt Angle, Joseph Nowicki and Tyler Henson had two hits each, including Nowick and Henson homers.

Team W L Standing
Norfolk Tides 7 9 3rd/4
Bowie Baysox 6 9 5th-t/6
Frederick Keys 9 5 2nd/4
Delmarva Shorebirds 8 7 4th/8

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Minor League Roundup: April 17

Ph_434562_mediumNorfolk 7, Louisville 6 (11 innings)

Chris Roberson hit a three-run homer and had four RBis in the game, and Alex Cintron was 2-for-4 in his Tides debut, an 11-inning win for Norfolk in a game that both teams did their best to refuse to lose.

Norfolk jumped out to a 4-1 lead with a four-run fifth inning, but the Bats battled back and tied it up with two runs in the eighth and one more in the ninth. Norfolk took a 5-4 lead in the 10th, but Louisville tied it again. Two Tides runs scored in the top half of the 11th, but they fell short a run and left two men on in the bottom of the inning (after scoring once to cut the lead to 7-6).

Eider Torres and Oscar Salazar both went 2-for-5. Scott Moore (starting at DH) was 1-for-5, as was Mike Costanzo. Tike Redman 0-for-5'd his way another game closer to being released, probably. He's too old to be hitting .184 at Triple-A.

Craig Anderson had a good start for Norfolk, going six and giving up just one run, striking out five and walking no one. The Tides used six relievers after Anderson. Ryan Bukvich got the win and Roberto Novoa the save.

Akron 5, Bowie 1

Both teams had ten hits. Guess who took better advantage of their baserunners?

This Nolan Reimold business is starting to get a little bit bothersome. Like, really. He went 0-for-4 with another strikeout, and that brings his season line down to .167/.242/.259 with one homer and 12 whiffs in 14 games. He's been exceptionally terrible. It's not time to panic because a few good games and his numbers are turned around, but he's on the schneid in a big way (9-for-54, two extra-base hits, six walks).

Jeff Nettles was 3-for-4, and Ben Davis and Sebastien Boucher had a couple of hits each in the loss.

On the hill, Jason Berken had another good start (6 IP, 6 H, 2 ER, 0 BB, 3 K) but took the loss. Reliever Ryan Keefer gave up a run in two innings, and his ERA is still over 15. Berken's is 2.81.

Awesomely named Aeros outfielder Nathan Panther was 3-for-4.

Frederick 7, Winston-Salem 2

Yes, the Carolina League has a Salem and a Winston-Salem, and the Keys have played them back-to-back.

Wieters Watch! Sweet Wiet ended his horrible 0-for-3 slump with a 2-for-5 day, including his fourth home run and ninth and tenth runs batted in. He's now hitting .438/.558/.844. He is massacring the Carolina League. Miguel Abreu and Chris Amador had two hits each, and leadoff man Daniel Figueroa rapped out three singles and also reached on a walk.

Pedro Beato went seven innings, allowing two runs on six hits, with two walks and two Ks.

Delmarva 6, Hagerstown 4

The Shorebirds overcame a rough start by Luis Noel (4.1 IP, 5 H, 4 ER, 3 BB, 1 K) to score a come-from-behind win in this one, getting two runs in the eighth and one in the ninth.

Tyler Henson went 2-for-5, and Joseph Nowicki had a couple of steaks for Delmarva. Nowicki, Matt Angle and Joseph "Balls" Mahoney all walked two times.

RECORDS

Team W L Standing
Norfolk Tides 6 9 3rd/6
Bowie Baysox 5 9 6th/6
Frederick Keys 9 4 2nd/4
Delmarva Shorebirds 8 6 3rd/8

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Minor League Roundup: April 16

Louisville 6, Norfolk 4

Scott Moore started at second base and went 0-for-4 with three strikeouts, leaving him hitting .133 with seven whiffs in 15 at-bats since being sent down to Norfolk. He's always going to be a high-strikeout hitter who is prone to bouts of streakiness. He's picking a bad time to slump, I'd suppose, although I'd take the Norfolk version of Moore over Brandon Fahey anyway.

Veteran catcher Chris Heintz was 4-for-4 on the day, but didn't score a run. Radhames Liz got beaten up a little, going five innings with eight hits allowed, giving up six runs (five earned) and two homers. He walked one and struck out five. Lance Cormier and Bob McCrory both had scoreless relief appearances.

4632Erie 11, Bowie 10

Well, the Bowie bats have come around. But they lost this slugfest on a Max St. Pierre single in the bottom of the ninth with one out, which scored Dusty Ryan from second base. The hit was to left field.

First, the pitching. Starter David Hernandez went four innings, allowing eight runs (four earned) on six hits and three walks. Hernandez struck out eight. Gerardo Casadiego gave up just one run in three innings, but Jim Miller blew the game and took the loss for the Baysox, giving up two in one and a third.

At the plate, Jeff Nettles was 3-for-5 with four runs scored, and hit two solo homers, including one in the top of the ninth that tied the game at 10. Luis Montanez was 2-for-5 with a two-run homer, and had three RBIs on the day. Kennard Jones also had a three-steak day.

And even though the Baysox rapped out 11 hits and scored ten runs, Nolan Reimold continues to flounder. He was 1-for-5 with an RBI triple. He's hitting .180/.259/.280 so far.

Mike Rodriguez and Ben Davis both had two hits.

Salem 13, Frederick 6

The Keys winning streak ended at four, and Brandon Erbe got wailed on out there. But first...

Wieters Watch! He was 0-for-3 with a strikeout. Start the panic!

Erbe went five and a third, and Salem got nine hits and seven runs (six earned) off of him. He allowed three home runs, walked one, and struck out five. Erbe started his day much like Adam Loewen, giving up a double, a single, and then a three run homer. Three batters, three Salem runs. Mark Ori hit two homers off of Erbe.

Frederick had a 4-3 lead after two, but it disappeared pretty fast. Leading 7-4, Salem piled on six runs in the top of the seventh, just murdering Kyle Schmidt. None of the runs were earned, apparently. Hey, whatever.

Brandon Tripp hit a homer for the Keys.

Delmarva 10, Hagerstown 1

Matt Angle was 3-for-6 and David Cash was 4-for-6, making the Shorebirds' 1-2 hitters a pretty deadly punch on the day. Cash had a three-run homer and four RBIs total.

Tyler Henson and Joseph Nowicki had two hits apiece, and Ryan Adams was 4-for-5.

Zach Britton and Cliff Flagello teamed up to dominate Hagerstown. Britton went five and a third and gave up a run on six hits with two strikeouts and a walk. Flagello pitched the other three and two-thirds, striking out seven and walking two, allowing only two hits.

RECORDS

Norfolk 5-9

Bowie 5-8

Frederick 8-4

Delmarva 7-6

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Minor League Roundup: April 15

Louisville 4, Norfolk 1

Jon Leicester got his first decision of the season, going to 0-1 on a decent performance, as he pitched five innings and allowed three earned runs (four total) on three hits and a walk. He struck out six, but also gave up a three-run, two-out homer to ex-Oriole Jerry Hairston, Jr., in the fifth inning. Leicester's ERA is now 2.92.

Reds top prospect Jay Bruce went 1-for-4.

Ryan Bukvich, Alberto Castillo and Roberto Novoa shut out the Riverbats the rest of the night, but the Tides were able to score just one run off of ex-Braves prospect turned-journeyman Matt Belisle (7 IP, 8 H, ER, 6 K, BB), veteran lefty Scott Sauerbeck and Marcus McBeth, a former kick returner for the South Carolina Gamecocks in college, who earned his second save of the season.

Shortstop Scott Moore (I love that) was 2-for-4 with a run scored, and Oscar Salazar was 2-for-4, as well. The lone Norfolk RBI came off the bat of Adam Stern. Mike Costanzo was 1-for-3 with a walk. He's now hitting just .182.

And for the Tike Redman supporters here, let it be known that Tike is hitting just .220/.277/.293. Given that he's 31, his leash should be short, even for Triple-A.

Bowie 6, Erie 5

The Baysox were able to halt a late rally from the Seawolves to hold them off after opening a 3-0 lead in the second inning that became a 6-2 lead in the top of the seventh. Erie scored twice in the eighth and once in the ninth, but fell just short.

Kennard Jones and Carlos Rojas went 0-for-10 at the top of the Bowie lineup, but Nolan Reimold, Ryan Finan and Zach Dillon had two hits apiece in the 5-6-7 spots to pick up the slack. Dillon had two RBIs and scored twice.

On the mound, Chorye Spoone struggled with his command, walking four in five innings, but got the win. He gave up just two hits and one run, and struck out four. Old fart Julio Manon saved his third game, even though he gave up a run in the ninth. The delightfully named Josh Rainwater took the loss for Erie.

Frederick 3, Salem 2 (12 innings) (recap by dkdc)

The Salem starter had a perfect game through 6 innings, but the Keys came back to tie it and Brandon Snyder scored the winning run in the 12th inning.

Bergesen had a very strong start with 6K’s and a bunch of ground balls.

Wieters was returning from a funeral in Georgia so he missed the start of the game. He got to the stadium in the middle of the game and dressed in time for the 7th inning. He had a pinch hit RBI single that tied the game and sent it to extra innings.

True story.

1a82174baaf7ecce3a15ecc06d18eed2 Delmarva 6, Hagerstown 2 (Game 1)

The first of the seven-inning games in this doubleheader. David Cash was 4-for-4 and Joseph "Balls" Mahoney hit a solo homer. Wally Crancer had two RBI to raise his season average to .350. Dude's torching the ball lately. The Shorebirds had 15 hits in the game.

John Mariotti got the win with six shutout, three-hit innings, lowering his season ERA to 2.12 and evening his season record at 1-1.

Hagerstown 5, Delmarva 0 (Game 2)

And all the Delmarva offense was apparently used up in game one, as they were able to get just four runners on base via three hits and a Kieron Pope walk. Joseph Nowicki had two of the hits, and Matt Angle had the third.

24-year old righty Zach Clark was beaten up over three and a third, giving up five earned on eight hits.

Records:

Norfolk 5-8

Bowie 5-7

Frederick 8-3

Delmarva 6-6

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An updated guide to Oriole nicknames

Once a year or so, it's good to update these. Players come and players go, much like the asinine nicknames that generally spring out of the game threads. So here's a quick primer for anyone who's new and might not know what in God's name we're talking about during certain points of a game.

Albers, Matt

  • Fat Albers

This is not in any way intended to be mean. Honest. I know the dude's a little pudgy, maybe still carrying some baby fat, or maybe he's just like most of the rest of us and likes to reward himself for a fine day's work of breathing air and being a cool dude by wolfing down a Baconator or six. I'm not here to judge Matt Albers. It's just something that happened in my head and then I put it on a blog. Hey, hey, hey!


Aquino, Greg
  • Godzilla
  • Aquino's Journey
I know Hideki Matsui already has the first one, but I'll be really honest. I don't give a rat's ass about Matsui or his nickname, so I give it to Greg Aquino based on that Orioles mixtape thing I did the last time I was this bored and had nothing but baseball on my mind. Ohhhh, no! There goes Baltimo'! Go, go Godzilla!

As for the second one, if anyone gets that, then I'll be impressed. Also, you're a dork.

Bierd, Randor
  • RAN-DOOOOOOR!
All credit on this one to PWubbs.

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You gotta do it right though. Listen for yourself, if you're unfamiliar. It starts loud, so be prepared. That site is long faded as far as being funny goes, but whatever. RAN-DOOOOOR!

Bradford, Chad

  • ChadBrad
  • Chadwick
  • Chadstache
Sometimes I call him Chadwick, 'cause that's his birth name, and it's a cool ass name. "Chadstache" is obvious. The dude rocks a killer 'stache. I don't like "ChadBrad" so much because I don't like those first-last name combinations very much, but we'll talk more about that later.

Cabrera, Daniel
  • Danny Cabs (or Cabs)
  • Danny C
  • Danny Boy
  • Wild Thing
  • Nuke Laloosh
Cabrera has picked up two movie character nicknames over his time as an Oriole. The others are pretty pedestrian. It seems like there's real potential to give him a seriously great nickname, but nothing ever really happens. Story of his career, really.

Guthrie, Jeremy
  • St. Guts
  • Guts
The one with "Saint" is up to you. I'm not quick to put that weight on anyone. Just like I'm hesitant to call him "Ace." Because, like, really?

But Guts is a cool dude. And he's got some nads. He goes out there to try to help an overmatched team, and he does his damnedest. He did it last year, and he's doing it this year.

Hernandez, Luis
  • Luis Luis
  • Little Luis
  • Lucky Luis
A high school band from my area was banned a few years ago from playing "Louie Louie" -- this is, like, 97 years after that song first created a stir. And we're talking about a fairly liberal town and a ghetto as all hell high school. "Lucky Louie" was almost a good show, but it unfortunately featured Jim Norton and the beast that is Laura Kightlinger.

Hernandez, Ramon
  • Razor Ramon (or Razor)
We've been over it a hundred times. I used to be a big pro wrestling fan, and Razor Ramon was this white dude named Scott Hall acting Cuban and stealing lots of Scarface material. All in all, he was pretty cool. Turned out that I'd later learn that I hate Scarface. Go figure.

Huff, Aubrey
  • Audrey
  • HR Huffnstuf
  • The Rooster
"Audrey" is supposed to be insulting because that is predominantly a girl's name, and Aubrey is one of those half-and-halfs like "Leslie." I'm not trying to dis women, because I saw Anita Marks throw a ball in a commercial and a gentleman in an empty stadium nearly had an orgasm over it. Anita is probably a better third baseman than Huff anyway. Or would that be third basewoman? Third baseperson?

"HR Huffnstuf" gets broken out a few times a year when he goes yard.

"The Rooster" is new, nailed in last night's game thread by punkrawka and duck, and sealed with my lofty approval. From the classic AIC tune:

Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stingin' sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids, household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere

Yeah, they come to snuff The Rooster
Yeah, here come The Rooster
You know he ain't gonna die

Walkin' tall, machine gun man
They spit on me in my homeland

And it goes on with things that don't really fit the scenario. But change "Army green" to "Oriole orange" and you've got Huff's current standing in his team's home city. And I guess since no one's trying to KILL the guy, you could sub in, "Ain't found a way to trade me yet."

Jones, Adam
  • Dr. Jones
This one is starting to stick a little whenever he does something good. "No time for love, Dr. Jones! We have to hit a double!" And so on. But he'll get something better. "AJ" is used, too, but that's just initials, yo.

Markakis, Nick
  • Markickass
  • Kakes
  • Honeybear
"Kakes" is obvious, and "Honeybear" is from that awesome MASN commercial. The legend of "Nick Markickass" was born that fateful day in 2006 when he hit three home runs off of Carlos Silva. The season was dead, the team was hopeless, and the only thing we had was this right fielder starting to find his swing. Then, bam! Bam! Bam! And he was born.

Millar, Kevin
  • Kevbo
Again, it's from The Wonder Years.

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Mora, Melvin 

  • MelMo
  • Melly Mel
  • Melvin Moron
  • Playoff Hero Melvin Mora
Hey. Melvin Mora has been to the playoffs one time. He knows what it takes to get there. And what it takes to get there is bunting, pouting, giving up on booted ground balls and standing around long enough to let someone take a base, complaining, nearly getting in fistfights with Jay Payton (though who could blame him?), and bunting some more. This is also where Melvin Moron comes from.

But I don't hate Melvin or nothin'. He gave us great years. When he comes through, I still shout "MELLY MEL!" the same as I ever did.

Payton, Jay
  • Ugh, Jay Payton
  • JayPay
  • No Flat Breezy - only member of the O's who will NOT flip his bill when Shutdown gets a save. Brian Roberts tried once and almost got punched.
Pretty easy to get this one.

Quiroz, Guillermo
  • Quiznos
This is still a Roch joke-in-waiting, but it seems to be getting some legs.

Roberts, Brian
  • B-Rob
  • Brian Bob
OK, here's where I'll get into the letter-dash-syllable thing. This all started with "A-Rod," and seriously, do you want your players to remind you of that ninny? I know he's one of the most talented and awesomest players to ever pick up a glove and bat, but come on.

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Did Babe Ruth ever slap at someone's glove while they tried to tag him? Did Mickey Mantle? Did Hank Aaron? Did Cal Ripken? Did Dane Iorg? Did Kiko Garcia? Seriously. He's a player to admire, but a total weiner.

That's why I prefer "Brian Bob."

Sarfate, Dennis

  • Dennis the Menace
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Jeez. Talk about your all-time shit-starters.

Scott, Luke
  • Luuuuuuuuuuuke
This is the best compliment a crowd can give a player. Saying his name in such a manner, frequently, that it sounds to untrained ears as if he is being booed. If he keeps this hitting up, Luke "Two Bags" Scott might be appropriate.

Sherrill, George
  • Shutdown
  • Flatbrim
That brim is ridiculous, but I love his reasoning, which is that he never bends a cap right, so screw it, he won't bend it at all. Shutdown is what he's been -- he's yet to blow a save. I'd knock on wood, but whatever, everyone blows saves eventually. Keep it rollin', George.

Trachsel, Steve
  • Trax
  • Old Turtle
I like "Trax" because it reminds me of Tron. "Old Turtle" is because he's old and takes 11 hours to pitch four innings. Pretty easy figurin' there, right? I've flirted with calling him "T-Bone" on his good days.

Walker, Jamie
  • Jamie Walker, Boy (or JW,B)
Because all you sons of bitches batters fit in skillets.

Desperately Seeking Nicknames: Jim Johnson, Scott Moore, Brandon Fahey (the departed Jeff Fiorentino took "Screech" too soon), and Adam Loewen. I can't come up with anything for Loewen.

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Minor League Roundup: April 13

Indianapolis 2, Norfolk 1

The Tides dropped this one in the bottom of the ninth on a meltdown from closer Bob McCrory, following an outstanding start from Hayden Penn. Penn went seven innings, allowing just three hits and one run. McCrory took the ball in the eighth, and got through one and a third before allowing a single to Steve Pearce, beaning Craig Wilson, and eventually giving up the game-losing single to Kevin Thompson.

Catcher Omir Santos was 1-for -2 with a double and a walk, and Sebastien Boucher had two hits. Oscar Salazar, Chris Roberson and Eider Torres also got base knocks. Scott Moore started at shortstop and batted third, and went 0-for-4 with two strikeouts.

Bowie @ Akron, PPD/Rain

The Baysox start a three-game set in Erie tomorrow.

1206743592_medium Frederick 7, Myrtle Beach 3

Wieters Watch! 0-for-2, but he walked three times.

The Keys offense exploded for 13 hits on the day, with Brandon Tripp leading the charge, going 3-for-5 with a couple of solo homers. Chris Amador also homered, and Daniel Figueroa had three hits. Chris Vinyard was 1-for-3 with two walks in a rare start at first base, as Brandon Snyder got the game off.

Jacob Renshaw improved to 2-0 on the season, going seven and two-thirds with six strikeouts. He allowed three earned on four hits.

Lakewood 7, Delmarva 4 (11 innings)

The BlueClaws dropped three in the top of the 11th and Delmarva was unable to answer.

Pinch-hitter/left fielder David Cash had an RBI walk and an RBI single in the game, and the keystone combo of Jonathan Tucker and Pedro Florimon, Jr., had two hits each, and Tyler Henson was 1-for-5 with two RBI.

Tony Butler pitched six innings, giving up two earned on five hits and a walk, striking out four. Cliff Flagello took the loss in the 11th, giving up the three Lakewood runs.

RECORDS
Norfolk 5-5
Frederick 5-3
Delmarva 3-5

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Rays 10, O's 5: No thanks!

I left at 5-5. What the hell happened!

Oh. The bullpen shat out. Because the starters can't go deep and Trembley's bullpen management is, shall we say, risque.

James/Jim Johnson is up and Scott Moore goes down. I get it, I guess. Fine. A thirteenth pitcher seems stupid for a spot start, but hey. Hey! Wait! BRANDON FAHEY is still on the team? Mother of God.

This is probably Birdland, guys. I still like this team. They have balls.

There went Baltimo'. Go, go, Godzilla!

We are now on the schneid. Minor league recap in the morning. Too many Old Styles and karaoke, and I need to sleep.

Glad blood-spittin', arm-flailin' Al Reyes could get out of the clink in time to help the Rays.

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