Gameday Thread: Angels at Orioles, 06/30



Bartolo Colon, RH Brian Burres, LH (6-3, 5.90) (3-2, 3.36)
Colon is fat and he sucks. Lots of people think maybe he's pitching hurt, but I think he's pitching fat. It's not that I don't enjoy a fat ballplayer, because I do, but there's a limit to how long fat guys are successful in the bigs. Losing 20 pounds this offseason wouldn't hurt Bartolo, because he's been for shit this season. That undeserved Cy Young of his still sticks in my craw, too. I'm just really not a fan. He's like a Latin Sidney Ponson minus all the baggage. Also even at his worst he's a better pitcher than Ponson. They're both fat. That's my only point.
Brian Burres is a short-term success who will lose his rotation spot sometime in the next two months. Oops, I mean, "Brian Burres has been awesome and is obviously part of the future of Baltimore baseball, a cornerstone of our oncoming turnaround."
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I don't know.....
I can't wait for tommorrow Guthrie vs Lackey
GEAUX EAUX'S
Burres
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
He's certainly better than
by NHZ @ Camden Chat on Jun 30, 2007 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Trachsel to the DL
by Gregg Olson on Jun 30, 2007 5:09 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, good catch!
On a side note, he's our rotation of injured pitchers:
Kris Benson
Jaret Wright
Adam Loewen
Steve Trachsel
Danys Baez (supposedly relief)
That's a lot of arms on the DL at the same time!
Traschel was surprised by the move.
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Surprised?
ha ha
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
btw...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions
hmmm
With the new All-You-Can-Eat Left Field Club, you'll get a left field club seat (Sec. 280 - 288), with access to the exclusive Club Level of Oriole Park, and an all-you-can-eat pass for unlimited:
* hotdogs
* nachos
* popcorn
* peanuts
* ice cream
* soda
* and more!
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 5:44 PM EDT reply actions
Sorry
Bedard
Guthrie
Loewen
Cabrera
Olson
with Liz and Penn waiting in the wings and we wouldn't have to offer a contract for Benson who we could probably retain for an incentive laden deal. That would also allow McPhail to spend ALL of his attention on the offense. I know you're all screaming bullpen but we're stuck with those guys.
by Gregg Olson on Jun 30, 2007 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
YAY
glasses
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
Wow
not only
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
By the way
no thanks
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
ha ha...no
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Fall Out Boy and P!ATD, perhaps?
Unless I needed to mention NEW rap, like T.I. and Unk. That damn "Walk It Out" song annoys the hell out of me.
hmm
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
it's close
28 pitches
gary thorne
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
someone
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
yeah.....
by NawlinsOriole on Jun 30, 2007 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's quite possible
Let's give this pitcher a high
Get it? Colon-- Colonic?
See, it's a funny name. Told ya.
speak of the devil...
O MY GOD
nice corey
take advantage of the fat man
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
How does a colon field a bunt?
2 on...
again...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
here we go with the BBs
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
YAY
AMBER
AMBER
AMBER
Glasses and tied back hair!
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
HA!
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
Amber!
are you hearing this madness?
you know how burritos got the name, right?
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
its ok
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
uh oh
Off topic
Just sayin'. Go O's!
my
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously, how much longer with Gibbons?
by tbone shelby on Jun 30, 2007 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
or why not...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Can SOMEONE get Fahey
i can't believe...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, middle 5th already?
trash hill
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
well
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
hey
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
i can never get things
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Use this format
250 is usually a pretty good size. Don't go over 300 unless there's a good reason.
thanks
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Game times not quite right
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2621231
o ya
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT???/
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Our team could be worse...
http://www.youtube.com/v/-gDIgXi2Eks
Forgot how to make those YouTube videos actually show up.
i say it again...
...but who doesn't like a postgame reacharound?
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
quite...
now where was that victoria's secret catalog?
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
well, to you and i perhaps...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
come on MILLAR
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
MILLAR TIME!
I'll take it!
what an AB!!
HA
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
you're probably a little young...
they've definitely irritated colon.
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
that was not
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
it was a

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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
no, but really...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
So throw some bad Mexican food out there
that sounds
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
nice Jay
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
Here's the meltdown...
getting dicey!
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
anyone notice...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
i do
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
o ya
"the stopper"
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Os like a grisly car wreck
by tbone shelby on Jun 30, 2007 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
i predict
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
yes
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Burres out?
Or will Tremblay just tell Burres, "Brian, if you want a win you're going to have to go out and get it yourself, because, as you know, the bullpen sucks bigtime."
All moot, of course, if the Os score 8 more runs...
by tbone shelby on Jun 30, 2007 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Well...???
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
Remember when...
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
almost as many
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
thank goodness...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
yay
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
its his
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you REALLY want to go there?
gibbons
ya dont want it to sound like boobins
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
boy, howdy...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
this is a softball duck....
I don't think
clutch hitting
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
tonight
for a refrence point the M's annualy get 3 mill.
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
i don't get it...
as i mentioned once before, when the yanks and mets were in their early 90s doldrums, they did not draw 3 million combined!
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey...
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
so lets go off topic...
sure did
by goonybananas on Jun 30, 2007 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
11'll do...
by goonybananas on Jun 30, 2007 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hector fucking Carrasco
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
I was watching
o ya
that was wierd.
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm damn serious
'ats my point...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
according to baseball reference...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
what did i miss
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
Earl Weaver would be proud
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
All the COLON jokes...
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
yaaaa
must be the lucky ramen
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
i think that was...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
thing of beauty
I would ask
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
So, are we SURE Burres is out?
The bullpen needs the rest?
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
um
B-rob would go plunk the ball in then run back to 2b.
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Rocks...
2 year old monkeys...
Take your pick.
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
how about
That WAS a 9 iron shot
The Greens are obviously fast tonight
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
yay
I hate Baboon
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Brians back!
That will be all in RF, Jay
And Burres is still in the game! There is hope yet for Dave Trembley!
I was just thinking the same
son... let me tell ya
aint no wossie boys comin' out a my state!
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
okay...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
OK
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
why?
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
too bad
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
I think that's called
good night Burres
Map Update...
As of 9:35 in da P-M!
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
MD is crazy small
Excellent...
put another in MA
have i mentioned...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
let me tell you
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
over at
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, they love us beatin' the Angels...
they also
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
left??
The one in the middle is what im talking about.
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i know
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, i thought so
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay Gibbons is at .202
IF we win, and that's a big IF
I'm looking forward to tomorrow
Paul Shuey as closer!
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
the Ohio in him
Fear the 'STACHE!!!
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
make it so, dt...
(or even a moustache rides graphic)
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I am saying that like Picard in my head
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ok there are a few more sane people around here
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i can't imagine...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Acknowledged...
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
Good night, game over, drive home safely
not according to many on this site
by dfleis on Jun 30, 2007 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a final
SHUEY
YAY
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by westcoastOfan on Jun 30, 2007 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
quite satisfactory.
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
HA!
we need another graphic...STAT!
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
aye, aye!!!
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
man...
RESPEK!
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah..
"you will take the ball when I give it to you and give it back to me when I want it back." -Trembley
How do you do the color filtering
I haven't either really
Ramon can speak without a dip in!
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
someone at masn is reading cc...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
Did you hear Palmer refer to
So, Birkins couldn't pitch
Chewie
Headlines for The Sun:
Halos Chopped: Shuey!
I may need to get my prescription changed.
this is the worst thing ever...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Mora owed a diet soda!
as americans...
i don't know if trembley can be the guy, but i like him so much more than anyone the o's have had in ages.
in game decision aside, anyone ever get the impression that perlozzo just wasn't all too bright?
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Not so much not bright...
Perlozzo just always had a deer-in-headlights look to me.
i dunno...
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
And the mystery starter that will rest tomorrow
Any guesses? I'm saying B-Rob, because it makes the least sense.
Fahey
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Trembley allows Millar to play enforcer
Must be nice...
Well looking at Burres
by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jun 30, 2007 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
ugh...
c'mon, buy local, you mutts!
by jq higgins on Jun 30, 2007 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
And he didn't ask you out?
he was with his woman.
He was in Portland to see Buchholz and the SeaDogs, and eat at a nice brewpub, just like me.
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