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Amber and the F-bomb!

YAY AMBER!

I never know exactly what to make of guys like this. I mean, his claim to fame when he's 80 might be that one time he said "fuckin'" on the TV. Kind of pointless, but who doesn't like bloopers, even when forced by the non-famous?

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If I remember alleles from high school...
...if they had four kids, one would be buff and beautiful and one would be a short, chinless monster and two would be somewhere in between.

by PhilR8 on Mar 7, 2008 2:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The better question is...
is Amber just an evolved version of Erin Andrews.
"All I have to say is our partner is going to shock the world because he is none other than THE SHOCKMASTER!"-Sting

by jobe on Mar 7, 2008 5:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When it comes to sideline reporter eye-candy...
nobody is fuckin' with Erin Andrews, but I would still marry Amber.

by GeronimoGil on Mar 7, 2008 5:55 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was about the say the same thing
Erin Andrews is insanely hot.  
Rocky Cherry, O's pitcher, not John C. McGinley's love child.

by birdman on Mar 7, 2008 8:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ehhhhh...
...they're both annoying as hell & have limited at best broadcasting skills.  Who I like is Pam Oliver, a no nonsense journalist who actually understands the medium she works in, unlike these two bozos.

"Indeed"

by Jonnypops on Mar 7, 2008 10:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmm.
you're selling amber a little short.

she does a nice job if you ask me.

by thewaywardO on Mar 8, 2008 8:56 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amber
Her sideline reporting isn't great, but I blame that on the material she has to work with. Most sideline reporting isn't award winning work. I enjoy both her radio show on HFS and her column in Press Box.

by Stacey on Mar 8, 2008 9:18 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just take a look
at the clip.  A pro doesn't get thrown by things like that.  She's acting like she's never heard the word before.  If she were more skilled at her craft not only would she not be all phased and panicky, she'd find a nice dig or a good look to give the camera to work the guy's cursing right in there without skipping a beat.

"Indeed"

by Jonnypops on Mar 8, 2008 9:30 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, she's not too good at her job
Watching her handle that so horribly, get thrown off and stay thrown off like it's her first year out of broadcasting school was the funniest part of the whole thing to me

by GeronimoGil on Mar 8, 2008 9:58 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's awful
let's start a petition and make sure she gets fired.  She handles it like a high school student.
"If you're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Mar 8, 2008 12:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait...
what did you expect to her do?  she certainly can't continue the interview.  by walking away, she got that right.  she acted surprised... i think rattled is too strong of a word, after the f-bomb, is that beef?
Rocky Cherry, O's pitcher, not John C. McGinley's love child.

by birdman on Mar 8, 2008 3:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it beef?
I'm not sure what that means.

Like I said above, if she was a pro she'd roll with it - not act all discombobulated just because some joker slipped the word "fucking" in there for emphasis.  He didn't even ask her a tough question or make it part of anything she needed to respond to.  Listen, I know a lot of people around here bear some sort of affection for Amber.  I'm not sure why - but whatever, people gotta find what joy they can out of watching the O's.  But let's not lie to ourselves and make believe she's a good journalist.


"Indeed"

by Jonnypops on Mar 8, 2008 8:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amber
I only think she's a good journalist because she's hot.
"If you're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Mar 9, 2008 12:11 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The thing is though...
...she's not even that hot.  She's pretty - she has the typical Barbie look and it puts her above average.  But it's nothing special.  We all went to high school with several girls hotter than this. In college there were dozens of young women hotter than this.  On my block in New York I can stick my head out the window and see hotter women virtually any time of day - no joke.

If she's just being put on screen because "she's hot" then let's dispense with the formalities and put someone genuinely smokin' hot on there.  You can find them at any regional modeling agency.  


"Indeed"

by Jonnypops on Mar 10, 2008 12:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amber
"We all went to high school with several girls hotter than this. In college there were dozens of young women hotter than this.  On my block in New York I can stick my head out the window and see hotter women virtually any time of day - no joke."

Yeah, and I've said as much before.  But she's still attractive though.  Attractiveness isn't a terribly rare quality that's all.  

"If she's just being put on screen because "she's hot" then let's dispense with the formalities and put someone genuinely smokin' hot on there."

She's fine as a sideline reporter.  Her job doesn't take many brain cells to do.  All she does is conduct short 5-minute interviews with players, fans, or personnel.  Can she speak English?  Check.  Can she speak clearly?  Check.  Is she camera friendly?  Check.  Can she write noin-stupid questions to ask people?  Check.  Is she professional?  Check.  I mean she acted surprised by the F-bomb.  If acting surprised under that scenario constitutes non-professional behavior, then I think that's being a bit too harsh.  The professional thing to do in that situaiton is to move on which she did.  

Rocky Cherry, O's pitcher, not John C. McGinley's love child.

by birdman on Mar 10, 2008 3:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I get it.
You are a man who will fight for Amber's honor.  
You'll be the hero she's been dreaming of.
Y'all'll live together
Knowing forever
That you did it all for the glory of love.

"Indeed"

by Jonnypops on Mar 10, 2008 4:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can be objective about Amber
I just think people are making something out of nothing.  Now the Karate Kid Part 2, I can't be objective about.  It's the best movie ever.  
Rocky Cherry, O's pitcher, not John C. McGinley's love child.

by birdman on Mar 10, 2008 4:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

re:
I can be objective about Amber

Uh huh.  Riiiiiight.  Just like I can be objective about Faidley's Crabcakes.


"Indeed"

by Jonnypops on Mar 10, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I LOVE AMBER
There I said it.  I feel much better now.  
Rocky Cherry, O's pitcher, not John C. McGinley's love child.

by birdman on Mar 10, 2008 4:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's alright bro,
we know.  There's nothing wrong with letting those feelings out.  (Just don't do it that way with her or you'll have zero chance and be forced to watch her get swept off her feet by Roch).

"Indeed"

by Jonnypops on Mar 10, 2008 4:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

amber
"not act all discombobulated"

I didn't think she acted "discombobulated" but maybe that's just me.  She reacted very surprised and the shock stayed with her while she continued talking, but I didn't think she lost her composure.  It certainly wasn't a perfect performance but hardly damning.  She definitely did the right thing by moving on.  And I don't know if I consider sideline reporters journalists.  

Rocky Cherry, O's pitcher, not John C. McGinley's love child.

by birdman on Mar 9, 2008 4:06 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol
Okay.

"Indeed"

by Jonnypops on Mar 9, 2008 4:19 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good point
yea, she wasn't very professional there.  hilarious, though

by em3 on Mar 10, 2008 11:40 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so...
do you think that dude gets disciplined by under armour?  
So, I said, uh, lama: how about a little something for the effort?

by jq higgins on Mar 8, 2008 11:40 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What an asshole
No reason to do that but I still laughed.
MVP.

by Baltimo on Mar 9, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amber
I went to high school with her cousin, and as odd as it is to say, her cousin is (or at least was 7 years ago) 5x hotter than Amber. That family has some good genes.
Jamie Walker T-shirts: http://www.cafepress.com/beltwaysports

by CStoneNo37 on Mar 10, 2008 10:18 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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