Orioles, ZAUN close to deal

by Scott Christ on Jan 10, 2009 11:38 PM EST

If we do sign Gregg ZAUN (as it appears we will), I insist that we only call him ZAUN -- and always in capital letters. ZAUN: SERIOUS BUSINESS Just in case you've yet to experience the thrill, check out ZAUN DOT INTERNET. And bring your Z-GAME, you pansy! In other news, Brian Roberts will not be...