Melvin Mora is Roger Dorn

by Scott Christ on Apr 1, 2008 2:31 AM EDT

What do you want Melvin to do? Dive for it? "I've never heard of half these guys. And the ones I do know are way past their prime." "Most of these guys never had a prime." Adam Jones is Pedro Cerrano. Straightball, he hit it very much. Curveball...bats are afraid. Daniel Cabrera is Rick Vaughn....