Don't that just beat all? This guy has had one eventful offseason.
So apparently, Ponson was arrested for a DUI along I-95 in Fort Lauderdale a couple months ago, hiding the incident from the team until it came up just now.
In all fairness, without the strong odor of alcoholic beverage from [Ponson's] breath as he spoke, the rest of that could've just meant he was jogging.
Aw, that's mean. So let's be nice to the poor, persecuted Sidney Ponson: I bet he drives a nice car. Feel free to add your own nice comment about Sir Sid.