Carl Pavano, RH Daniel Cabrera, RH
(4-6, 4.69) (5-7, 5.54)
SS D Jeter 2B B Roberts
2B R Cano CF L Matos
DH G Sheffield SS M Tejada
3B A Rodriguez 1B R Palmeiro
LF H Matsui RF S Sosa
C J Posada DH J Gibbons
1B J Giambi 3B C Gomez
RF R Sierra C S Fasano
CF T Womack LF L Bigbie
Dudes, ladies, I am hyped up for this series. I hate losing, so it's time to stop that. I hate the Yankees, so it's time to stop them. Game time is 7:05 on CSN and YES.
I'm not going to present a fair and unbiased view of this series, which I do try to do most of the time. These Yankees are the most pathetic of all the recent Yankee teams, completely unlikable. They aren't even good. In fact they suck. So with his mighty fastball and intimidating height, Daniel Cabrera will strike down the opposition with clear prejudice, while Carl Pavano will be haplessly pummeled by thunderous bats in the Atlantic night.
Who's going to stop us? Jason Giambi? He's playing like Jeremy Giambi, which, granted, is an improvement over last year, when he played like Grandma Giambi. Bernie Williams? Please. Out with the old, in with the O's. Yeah. Yeah right on.
Get some.