What will we do now? The offseason has barely begun, and already we are being slammed by vital losses. Chris Widger, thank you so much for all of your great contributions to this organization. We're really going to miss you around here. Chris Gomez, you are also named Chris.
Russ. Russ, where did it go wrong for you and us? Can't we work it out, Russ? Is there anything that we can do to convince you to stay?
Russ, I know it hasn't been easy, and that sometimes people say you're the worst pitcher ever born into this world, but just...don't...go. Not yet. You still haven't been tarred and feathered outside of the stadium.