The Sun reports that Kris Benson officially will not seek a trade, and that -- THANK GOD -- the O's "have had talks with the New York Yankees about acquiring 30-year-old pitcher Jaret Wright."
Jaret Wright? Because of the great Baltimore success of Leo's boys, Jim Brower and Russ Ortiz?
JARET WRIGHT?
THAT'S THE F-ING IDEA?