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Sun uses hilarious topical headline for heist story

Ha, ha, ha!

Anyway, here's the skinny: Some cat named Jeremy B. Fefel that works (well, worked) for the O's stole a whole mess of junk, including 50 Brian Roberts bookmarks. He was selling them on eBay.

Jeremy B. has apologized profusely but I think authorities and the team would like to see Jeremy B. thrown into the hoosegow, the slammer, the big house. Come on, dude, 50 Brian Roberts bookmarks?

I also consider whether or not this hardened criminal has ever visited the site. Probably not. He's too big a celebrity. The biggest celebrity we've ever had is Brandon Snyder's mom.