I think my favorite Rowdy Roddy rumor thus far is the one where he goes to Kansas City, because I can't think of a better destination other than Colorado or Tampa Bay to tell him how big of a turd he is. The Royals are believed to have offered Reggie Sanders, and the O's (this part I knew already) asked for Emil Brown instead. The discussions have been called "heated."
Neither are anything special, but I'd take a goddamned Mr. Potato Head over Lopez. (Here is where someone references Kevin Mench.)
Kansas City fans, if you get this man, I am so, so sorry.