Orioles skipper Sam Perlozzo has come to a conclusion! Our hurlers must improve in great leaps! If no such improvement is shown, one of these crackerjack soft-tossers may be forced out of the rotation!
Rodrigo Lopez and Bruce Chen must be considered prime candidates, as they are currently having a pissing contest to see who is the world's worst pitcher!
The great burning question: Who would replace these bums? Youngster Hayden Penn? Ol' anonymous Kurt Birkins? Crappy John Halama? What's Rocky Coppinger up to these days? Is Ben McDonald ready for his comeback? Is there a Benes anywhere? Get Steve Avery on the horn!